PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jargon Gin (ranked 2484 p4p, 238 weight class) and Stupid Tattoo Guy (ranked 1300 p4p, 150 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Jargon Gin has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jargon Gin seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Gin
vs
Tattoo Guy

175 cm
26
155 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

175 cm
30
145 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jargon Gin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stupid Tattoo Guy!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tattoo Guy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Gin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Gin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tattoo Guy moves away.
Tattoo Guy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Gin checks a leg kick.
Gin swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Tattoo Guy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Good standup being displayed there by Tattoo Guy as he connects with a hook.
Tattoo Guy misses with a right hand
and Gin counters with a right hand to the body.
Tattoo Guy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

It looks like Stupid Tattoo Guy has been cut.
Gin takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Gin looks to throw a body kick

and Tattoo Guy counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tattoo Guy trying to control but Gin is working from the bottom.
Tattoo Guy works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Tattoo Guy is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Gin is just riding it out for now. Tattoo Guy eventually gives up the hold.
Tattoo Guy prevents Gin from standing back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tattoo Guy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Tattoo Guy tries to pass to full mount but Gin defends it.
Gin pushes Tattoo Guy off looking to stand but Tattoo Guy dives back in and keeps control.
Tattoo Guy tries to pass the half guard into mount. Gin knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Tattoo Guy seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Gin does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Tattoo Guy not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Tattoo Guy is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Gin is just riding it out for now. Tattoo Guy eventually gives up the hold.
Gin is trying to stand back up but Tattoo Guy is controlling him

Tattoo Guy is working for a kimura but Gin is defending it quite comfortably.
Gin is trying to stand back up but Tattoo Guy is controlling him

Tattoo Guy is looking for a kimura but Gin is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Tattoo Guy to get the leverage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gin is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Tattoo Guy scores with a couple of nice shots.
Tattoo Guy lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Tattoo Guy stops Gin from getting back to his feet.

Tattoo Guy seems to be working for a kimura but Gin defends the submission attempt.

Tattoo Guy is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Gin has managed to free his arm - good work.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Gin looks like he's trying to stand up.

Gin has one foot on Tattoo Guy's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Gin throws a sloppy head kick and Tattoo Guy moves out of range easily.
Nice defenses there by Tattoo Guy.

Gin rushes Tattoo Guy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tattoo Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Gin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Gin.

Tattoo Guy ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Tattoo Guy no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gin would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

Gin gets to his feet. Tattoo Guy looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Tattoo Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gin.
Jargon Gin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tattoo Guy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Gin at a distance.
Tattoo Guy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Gin paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Gin misses with a double jab.
Tattoo Guy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gin.
Tattoo Guy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
It looked like Gin wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Gin looks to throw the jab but Tattoo Guy is out of range.
Nice shot by Tattoo Guy.
Tattoo Guy cracks the inside of Gin's front leg.
Gin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A jab from Tattoo Guy misses.
Gin throws a jab but it's blocked by Tattoo Guy.
Sloppy strikes from Tattoo Guy. Those never looked like landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gin cracks Tattoo Guy with a good jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tattoo Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Gin's shoulder, as Gin tries to avoid the shot.
Tattoo Guy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tattoo Guy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Tattoo Guy misses with a lunging right hand
and Gin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tattoo Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gin moves away.
Tattoo Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Gin's shoulder, as Gin tries to avoid the shot.
Tattoo Guy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gin lands with a straight right. Tattoo Guy didn't see that one coming.
A telegraphed right hand from Tattoo Guy misses the target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tattoo Guy.
Tattoo Guy does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Gin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tattoo Guy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Gin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tattoo Guy is looking to clinch but Gin is avoiding it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stupid Tattoo Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Stupid Tattoo Guy's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tattoo Guy throws out a loose jab but Gin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tattoo Guy staying out of range there.
Tattoo Guy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gin's hands.
Gin misses with a body kick.
Tattoo Guy throws a hook but Gin avoids it easily.
Gin throws a solid leg kick but Tattoo Guy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Gin.
Tattoo Guy throws a leg kick which misses Gin's front leg but catches the back leg as Gin tries to avoid it.
Gin throws a jab when Tattoo Guy was well out of range.
Tattoo Guy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tattoo Guy lands a right hook to the body.
Tattoo Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tattoo Guy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gin's head.
Tattoo Guy feints and then cracks Gin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gin down.
Tattoo Guy defending well as Gin loads up on a big left hand.
Tattoo Guy changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Tattoo Guy throws a low kick but it's checked well by Gin.
Gin on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tattoo Guy. Gin does a little dance to reset his feet.
A swing and a miss from Tattoo Guy.
Gin tries to clinch there but Tattoo Guy circles away.
And Tattoo Guy tries to counter it with a takedown but Gin pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Tattoo Guy lunges at Gin with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Gin's hand.
Gin swats away the attempt to clinch by Tattoo Guy.
Gin throws a quick counter head kick but Tattoo Guy was just out of range.
Tattoo Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Gin on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Tattoo Guy pushes Gin away with a front kick.

Tattoo Guy clinches.
Gin working aggressively here.
Tattoo Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tattoo Guy has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Gin is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Tattoo Guy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gin throws a hook but Tattoo Guy blocks it.
Gin misses with a body shot.
Gin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tattoo Guy misses with a hook
and Gin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tattoo Guy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Gin as he jumps to the side.
Tattoo Guy just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromGin.
Gin throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Tattoo Guy takes the fight into the clinch.
Tattoo Guy scores with a shoulder strike.

Tattoo Guy breaks the clinch.
Gin misses with a kick to the body
and Tattoo Guy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tattoo Guy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tattoo Guy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Jargon Gin has been cut.
Tattoo Guy scores with a hook.
Stupid Tattoo Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tattoo Guy.
Tattoo Guy misses with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tattoo Guy throws a leg kick which misses Gin's front leg but catches the back leg as Gin tries to avoid it.
Nice jab there from Tattoo Guy.
Tattoo Guy moves into range and connects with a jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Tattoo Guy, as that shot connected.
A decent looking cross lands there for Tattoo Guy.

Gin is rocked!
Tattoo Guy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tattoo Guy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Oh Gin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tattoo Guy cracks Gin with a good jab.
Gin throws a hook but Tattoo Guy avoids it easily.
Gin seems to have got his legs back now.
Gin blocks a head kick by Tattoo Guy.
A left lands for Gin.
Gin avoids the body shot from Tattoo Guy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tattoo Guy.
Tattoo Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tattoo Guy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Gin throws a body kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gin throws a jab but it's blocked by Tattoo Guy.
Gin misses with a looping left.
Good shot there by Tattoo Guy.
Tattoo Guy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tattoo Guy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Gin manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tattoo Guy blocks a leg kick.
Tattoo Guy throws out a counter right but Gin avoids it with no problem.
A left lands for Tattoo Guy.
Gin misses the body punch
and Gin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tattoo Guy misses with a body punch
and Tattoo Guy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Stupid Tattoo Guy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gin slips a jab and a cross from Tattoo Guy.
Tattoo Guy missing with a left hand there. Gin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice cross by Gin.
Tattoo Guy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stupid Tattoo Guy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

A jab from Gin misses.
Tattoo Guy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Tattoo Guy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Tattoo Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tattoo Guy misses with a straight right.
Tattoo Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gin cracks a nice hook into Tattoo Guy's ribs.
Gin looks to land a left hand but Tattoo Guy moved out of range nicely.
Tattoo Guy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Gin takes a step back to recover.
Gin swings for the body but Tattoo Guy moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Tattoo Guy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gin throws a looping overhand right but Tattoo Guy ducks down to avoid it.
Tattoo Guy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Tattoo Guy clinches with his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gin looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Tattoo Guy blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gin lands with a light punch inside.
Tattoo Guy lands a left hand.
Tattoo Guy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gins head.
Tattoo Guy working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gin.
Gin lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tattoo Guy backwards.
Gin prevents a body shot from Tattoo Guy.
Gin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gin blocking some punches.
Tattoo Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Stupid Tattoo Guy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

Tattoo Guy manages to break the clinch.
Tattoo Guy cracks Gin with a good jab.
Gin misses with a looping left.
Gin lands a body shot.
A big left from Gin misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tattoo Guy lands a slapping body shot.
Tattoo Guy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jargon Gin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gin takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Gin connects with a body shot that sends Tattoo Guy's belly button to the back.
Gin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tattoo Guy.
Gin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tattoo Guy throws out a leg kick but Gin moves out of range and Tattoo Guy only half commits.
Tattoo Guy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Gin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tattoo Guy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gin.
Tattoo Guy lands with a right hand.
Tattoo Guy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Gin throws out a loose jab but Tattoo Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gin throws a body kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gin misses with a right hand
and Tattoo Guy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tattoo Guy walks into a stiff left hand from Gin.
Tattoo Guy lands a nice hook to Gin's body. Gin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tattoo Guy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tattoo Guy misses with the combination.
Tattoo Guy feints and then cracks Gin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gin down.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Tattoo Guy.

Tattoo Guy rushes Gin and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Gin struggles to land a body shot inside as Tattoo Guy controls his hands.
Gin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tattoo Guy backwards.
Tattoo Guy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tattoo Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Gin controls the action.
Gin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gin swings wildly with an uppercut but Tattoo Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gin lands a body shot.
Tattoo Guy lands with a light punch inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gin.

Tattoo Guy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tattoo Guy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Tattoo Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Gin is just out of range.
Gin feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Gin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tattoo Guy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tattoo Guy appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tattoo Guy ducks under a wild hook from Gin.
Tattoo Guy scores with a jab to the head.
Tattoo Guy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Gin circles away.
Gin is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jargon Gin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stupid Tattoo Guy.
Tattoo Guy lands with a straight right. Gin didn't see that one coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tattoo Guy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stupid Tattoo Guy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Tattoo Guy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stupid Tattoo Guy!
Stupid Tattoo Guy was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.