PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Street Fighter (ranked 376 p4p, 46 weight class) and Joan Vila (ranked 633 p4p, 76 weight class). Fighter's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, You Know How I Do It. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Fighter
vs
Vila

175 cm
33
144 lbs
26 - 12 - 2

170 cm
32
155 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Street Fighter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joan Vila!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vila scores with a hook.
Fighter tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vila is able to avoid easily.
Fighter defending well as Vila loads up on a big left hand.
Vila throws a jab when Fighter was well out of range.
Fighter appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Fighter walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice body kick there by Vila.
Vila uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fighter.
Vila throws a hook to the side of Fighter's head but Fighter sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fighter was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Vila lands a jab.
Vila lands a jab.
Vila throws a right and a left that both miss.
Joan Vila seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vila looks for the body kick but Fighter saw that one coming.
Fighter is looking to counter punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vila checks the leg kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from Vila.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vila misses with a hook. Fighter ducked under it nicely.
Fighter checks a leg kick.
Vila misses with a wild body shot.
Fighter half committed to a counter leg kick.
Fighter moves out of range as Vila throws a body kick.
Fighter looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Vila looks to throw the jab but Fighter is out of range.
Vila misses with a head kick.
Nice shot by Vila.
Fighter showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vila.
Vila connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Vila's coach down at UnderGround-ground game was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Vila's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
No joy there for Vila, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fighter looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Vila misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fighter.
Vila connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vila takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Fighter digs a good body shot into Vila's ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fighter connects with an inside leg kick.
Vila misses with a straight left.
Fighter uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vila.
Fighter is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Vila.
Vila misses with a right hand
and Fighter counters with a nice body kick.
Fighter slips under a jab from Vila.
Fighter swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vila pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fighter misses with a hook to the body
and Vila counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Vila misses with a straight right.
Vila fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fighter looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vila swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A shot to the body from Vila misses
and Fighter counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Vila misses with a low kick.
It looked like Fighter wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fighter fails with the takedown.
Fighter uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vila.
Fighter half committed to a counter leg kick.
Vila throws a right hand that Fighter ducks under and follows up with a left that Fighter also avoids with ease.
Fighter throws a nice head kick!
Vila throws a right hand that Fighter ducks under and follows up with a left that Fighter also avoids with ease.
Vila swings widly with a right hand
and Fighter counters with a nice uppercut.
Vila misses with a few strikes there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Vila.
As Vila backs away, Fighter returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Good shot there by Fighter.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vila fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fighter is out of range.
And Fighter counters with a quick kick to the body but Vila blocks it.
Fighter attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Vila waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fighter.
Fighter moves out of range of the body kick.
Fighter dodges the punch combination from Vila.
A swing and a miss from Fighter.
Fighter throws a chopping leg kick but Vila manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A big left from Fighter misses.
Fighter on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fighter digs a good hook to Vila's body.
Fighter has been working on his balance at Team Alpha Midget, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Vila.
A combination from Vila does no damage.
Fighter tried to counter with a leg kick but Vila avoided it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joan Vila dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fighter ducks under a wild hook from Vila.
Street Fighter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vila rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fighter moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Fighter lands a left and a right that send Vila crashing to the mat, dazed. Fighter thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Joan Vila has been cut.
Fighter slips under a jab from Vila.
Vila connects with a right hand. Fighter shakes it off.
Vila gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Fighter gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Vila is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Street Fighter!
Street Fighter made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'The only underdog on the whole card? GTFO and gimme my 12K and Louie his 10Gs.'.
In defeat, Joan Vila stepped up to the mic, saying 'Salieri stopped these hands, but they will be back! '.