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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Seagal (ranked 6764 p4p, 199 weight class) and Snorlax Harrington (ranked 21446 p4p, 213 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Seagal might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Better Man. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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286 lbs
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270 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Steven Seagal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Snorlax Harrington!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Chris Edwards and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagal throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harrington looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Harrington swings for the body but Seagal moves out of range.
Seagal throws a right hand that Harrington ducks under and follows up with a left that Harrington also avoids with ease.
Seagal drops Harrington with a nice combination! Seagal dives into Harrington's guard, looking to finish!
It looks like Snorlax Harrington has been cut.
Seagal trying to control but Harrington is working from the bottom.
Seagal throws an elbow that misses. Harrington uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Seagal's guard. Nice move by Harrington!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seagal wants to get back to his feet but Harrington passes into half guard.
Seagal won't allow Harrington to pass to mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrington sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Seagal defending well though.
Harrington keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Harrington wants to stand up but Seagal has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Harrington prevents Seagal from standing back up.
It looks like Harrington is going to stand back up.
Seagal pushes Harrington off looking to stand but Harrington dives back in and keeps control.
Harrington with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Harrington is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Seagal is trying to stand.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Seagal looks to land a right hand but Harrington moved out of range.
Seagal throws a poor cross that misses
and Harrington counters with a right hand to the body.
Nice defenses there by Harrington.
Harrington doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Harrington uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Seagal steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Harrington.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harrington is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Seagal.
Seagal throws a series of punches but Harrington avoids them all with ease.
A little jabbing left from Harrington on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Harrington misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seagal.
Harrington throws a lazy head kick
and Seagal counters with a three punch combo that has Harrington backing up. Harrington nods at Seagal to acknowledge the strikes.
Seagal fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Harrington swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Seagal fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
It seemed like Harrington was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harrington. Seagal does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seagal throws out a loose jab but Harrington uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harrington looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Seagal connects with a single shot there.
Seagal swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Harrington cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Steven Seagal has been cut.
Seagal darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Harrington misses with a straight right.
Seagal is looking to counter the offense by Harrington and move into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steven Seagal dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Seagal fails to land with a series of punches.
Harrington avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Seagal. Those never looked like landing.
Seagal closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Seagal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Harrington.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagal misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagal looks to land a combination but Harrington avoids it well.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
A combination from Seagal does no damage.
Harrington throws a fast counter high kick but Seagal manages to duck under it in time.
Seagal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Harrington looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Seagal is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Harrington can do to turn this around?
Harrington fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Seagal on the side of the head.
Snorlax Harrington is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Harrington misses with a wild body shot.
Seagal misses with a combination
and Seagal takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagal throws a hook but Harrington avoids it easily.
Seagal throws a right and a left that Harrington avoids nicely.
Harrington swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Harrington with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Seagal drives through and clinches with Harrington against the ropes.
Harrington effectively controlling the action here.
Harrington is looking to control Seagal's arms but Seagal gets an underhook and turns him. Now Harrington has his back to the ropes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagal throws an elbow that misses.
Harrington wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Seagal has him pressed against the ropes.
Harrington wants to get back to striking at distance but Seagal won't allow it.
Seagal breaks the clinch.
Seagal tries for a takedown but Harrington sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Harrington in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Seagal fails to land with a series of punches.
Harrington looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Harrington misses with a hook.
Seagal tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Harrington manages to circle out of the way.
Seagal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Harrington.
Seagal throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Seagal throws the kick towards the body but Harrington avoids it.
Harrington misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steven Seagal dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Harrington misses with a straight right.
Seagal throws a combination that misses
and Harrington counters with a one-two to the body.
Harrington lands an overhand right.
A combination from Seagal does no damage.
Harrington slaps away a takedown attempt from Seagal, before circling back to the center of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagal throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagal thows a body kick. Harrington tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Harrington throws a head kick but Seagal moves out of range.
Steven Seagal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seagal misses with a combination
and Harrington counters with a left and a right that stings Seagal.
Harrington misses with an uppercut. Seagal saw that one coming.
Seagal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Harrington swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagal looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Harrington slips a jab and a cross from Seagal.
A countering left hand to the body from Harrington misses.
Harrington throws a looping overhand right but Seagal ducks down to avoid it.
Seagal is looking for a counter combo.
Seagal misses with a two punch combination.
Harrington let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Seagal ducks under a wild hook from Harrington.
Seagal misses with a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagal lands with a hook. Harrington tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Seagal misses with a few strikes there.
Snorlax Harrington has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Seagal moves out of range as Harrington strikes.
Harrington slips a jab and a cross from Seagal.
Harrington throws out a counter right but Seagal avoids it with no problem.
Seagal scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Harrington misses with a head kick.
It looked like Seagal was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harrington waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Seagal.
Seagal throws a right and a left that Harrington avoids nicely.
Harrington swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Seagal misses with a double jab.
Harrington slips a jab and a cross from Seagal.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Harrington looks to score with a jab to the body but Seagal is just out of range.
Steven Seagal is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Seagal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
As Seagal backs off Harrington throws a huge counter combo but Seagal manages to avoid it all.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Steven Seagal.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Seagal, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Steven Seagal!
In his post fight interview, Steven Seagal gave a big smile as he said 'My new movie is coming out next month, Buffet Siege, it's going to straight to dvd, so don't miss it.'.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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