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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Poopoo McPeepee (ranked 4381 p4p, 168 weight class) and Tylonal Jones (ranked 3755 p4p, 74 weight class). Jones is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rubber band man. Poopoo McPeepee has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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271 lbs
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240 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Poopoo McPeepee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tylonal Jones!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Colin Fotheringham and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McPeepee doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jones dips to his left and cracks McPeepee with an uppercut!
No luck with that takedown attempt from McPeepee.
Jones misses with a combination
and McPeepee counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Jones wants to sweep here but McPeepee controlling him for the moment.
Jones is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McPeepee is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
McPeepee advances to half guard.
McPeepee thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
McPeepee has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jones wants to get back to full guard.
McPeepee content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McPeepee is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Jones is trying to maintain the position but McPeepee is very close to passing his half guard.
McPeepee not doing much here.
Jones wants to control but McPeepee is keeping busy and won't allow it.
McPeepee lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McPeepee sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jones defending well though.
McPeepee controlling the action here.
Jones on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Well, if McPeepee is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
McPeepee will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPeepee is looking for a kimura but Jones is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for McPeepee to get the leverage.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
McPeepee performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
McPeepee thows a huge punch but Jones dodges it nicely.
McPeepee content to control rather than advance.
McPeepee missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McPeepee looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Jones with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPeepee with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
McPeepee wants to control but Jones is keeping him busy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McPeepee is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Jones is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Jones wants to improve his position but McPeepee is controlling well.
McPeepee wants to take a breather but Jones is having none of it.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McPeepee tries to bum rush Jones with a series of wild strikes but Jones uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jones stuffs the takedown attempt from McPeepee. McPeepee gets slowly back to his feet.
Jones falls off balance throwing a combination
and McPeepee counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McPeepee.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McPeepee trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones can't keep his opponent in guard - McPeepee advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Poopoo McPeepee dominated that round.
That's time! McPeepee's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Jones swinging wildly here.
Jones has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as McPeepee is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones thuds a left hand into McPeepee's body.
Jones defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McPeepee.
Left hook, right uppercut from Jones.
It looks like Poopoo McPeepee has been cut.
Poopoo McPeepee is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McPeepee fails with a takedown attempt.
McPeepee fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Poopoo McPeepee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Jones.
McPeepee half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - McPeepee circles away.
Jones tries to clinch there but McPeepee circles away.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
As Jones backs away, McPeepee returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Jones misses with a double jab
and McPeepee counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jones won't be happy with that.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A bit of a lull in the action here.
McPeepee controlling from side mount.
McPeepee trying to control the position but Jones is working away.
Jones takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
McPeepee controlling the position.
McPeepee in side control lands a decent elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McPeepee scores with a couple of short elbows.
McPeepee tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no McPeepee has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Poopoo McPeepee overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McPeepee is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Jones is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McPeepee has knee on belly and moves into mount.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
McPeepee lands with some strikes.
McPeepee pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Jones really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPeepee. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McPeepee controlling from mount.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jones can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPeepee with a couple of short strikes.
McPeepee landing strikes from the mount.
McPeepee trying to control but Jones is having none of it.
McPeepee lands with some strikes.
McPeepee looking to finish Jones with some ground and pound. This is bad for Jones!
McPeepee lands a big elbow.
McPeepee trying to control but Jones is having none of it.
McPeepee is in the full mount, landing strikes.
McPeepee controlling the pace for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McPeepee working the ground and pound effectively.
McPeepee raining down hammerfists from mount.
McPeepee is in the full mount, landing strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McPeepee is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jones can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
McPeepee is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
McPeepee is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jones can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
McPeepee raining down hammerfists from mount.
McPeepee controlling from the full mount.
McPeepee with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
McPeepee is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Jones to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Jones shrugs it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Poopoo McPeepee dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Poopoo McPeepee's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
McPeepee shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
McPeepee shoots for a double leg takedown but Jones sprawls well. He's pushed McPeepee's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McPeepee slips a jab and a cross from Jones.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McPeepee feinted with a counter takedown.
No joy there for Jones, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McPeepee closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Jones's guard.
McPeepee is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
McPeepee chips away with some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPeepee trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPeepee slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
McPeepee lands a few punches from side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones tries to escape but McPeepee is in control.
McPeepee looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
McPeepee lands a decent elbow from side control.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McPeepee working the ground and pound from side control.
McPeepee in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
McPeepee happy to just control the position for now.
Jones is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Jones is not content to let McPeepee control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones taking a bit of punishment here - McPeepee scoring with strikes.
McPeepee happy to just control the position for now.
McPeepee prevents Jones from escaping the position.
McPeepee is looking to take a break and control but Jones is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jones is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
McPeepee content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPeepee tries for a kimura but Jones is defending well.
McPeepee cracks Jones with a big elbow.
McPeepee cracks Jones with an elbow. That is naaassty.
McPeepee controlling the position.
McPeepee seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Jones for as long as he can get away with.
McPeepee is looking to take a break and control but Jones is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McPeepee is staying tight to Jones's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Jones takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
McPeepee controls the position from side control.
Jones tries to improve position but can't.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McPeepee is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Jones has escaped the position, nice work there.
McPeepee working the head with strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
Poopoo McPeepee showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McPeepee, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopoo McPeepee!
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