PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricco McGregor (ranked 3683 p4p, 154 weight class) and Turd McPherson (ranked 1108 p4p, 57 weight class). Turd McPherson told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

McGregor
vs
McPherson

212 cm
23
300 lbs
21 - 4 - 0

225 cm
29
292 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ricco McGregor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd McPherson!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGregor fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McGregor keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
McGregor feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McPhersons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McPherson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McPherson looks for a takedown but McGregor sprawls well.
McGregor fails to land with a series of punches.
McGregor misses with a few strikes there.

McGregor moves into the clinch successfully.
Our sources have told us that McGregor has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.

McGregor breaks from the clinch.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by McGregor!
McGregor looks to land a right hand but McPherson moved out of range.
McGregor connects with an inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McPherson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

McPherson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. McGregor sprawls well initially but McPherson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
McGregor wants to get back to his feet.
McGregor is doing well to control the position and prevent McPherson from advancing to side control.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.

It looks like Ricco McGregor has been cut.
McGregor wants to improve his position but McPherson is controlling well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
McPherson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
McGregor on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McGregor is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McGregor is trying to control but can't.
McPherson working McGregor over with strikes.

Ricco McGregor's cut is getting worse.
McPherson lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked McGregor! More strikes land and this one is all over! McPherson jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson thanked the fans post fight for their support.