PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Conor The Barbarian (ranked 57 p4p, 9 weight class) and Kilo Maluga (ranked 316 p4p, 44 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Barbarian
vs
Maluga

202 cm
23
278 lbs
13 - 1 - 0

197 cm
23
263 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Dark Knight Nutrition

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Conor The Barbarian!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kilo Maluga!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Ben Hemmingworth and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Barbarian throws an overhand right that lands on Maluga's shoulder, as Maluga tries to avoid the shot.
The Barbarian throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Maluga sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Maluga wants to counter with a clinch but The Barbarian pushes him away.
Maluga connects with a crisp jab.

It looks like Conor The Barbarian has been cut.
Maluga on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Kilo Maluga has been cut.
The Barbarian misses with an uppercut

and Maluga moves into the clinch.
I was talking to The Barbarian's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The Barbarian is trying to push Maluga away but Maluga has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Maluga misses with a knee to the head.
The Barbarian avoiding damage as Maluga throws knees to the body.
The Barbarian misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Barbarian goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Maluga unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A head punch on the inside from Maluga fails to land.
Maluga lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Maluga lands a nice knee to the body.
The Barbarian is breathing heavily.
Maluga lands a good knee to the midsection. The Barbarian won't want to take too many of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Maluga throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Barbarians head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maluga lands a good knee to the midsection. The Barbarian won't want to take too many of those.
Maluga lands a shoulder strike.
Maluga landing knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Maluga.
Maluga lands a shoulder strike.
Maluga lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on The Barbarian's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Maluga misses with a punch to the body.
A frustrated look appears on The Barbarian's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The Barbarian misses with a body punch.
A frustrated look appears on The Barbarian's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Maluga struggles to land a body shot inside as The Barbarian controls his hands.
Maluga pushes The Barbarian back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A knee to the head by Maluga.
Maluga looking to throw knees to the head but The Barbarian is blocking nicely.
Maluga is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Barbarian is defending well for now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Barbarian blocks an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Maluga.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Maluga.
Maluga lands a good knee to the midsection. The Barbarian won't want to take too many of those.
Maluga scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maluga lands with a short shot to the head.
The Barbarian misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Maluga.
The Barbarian avoiding damage as Maluga throws knees to the body.
Maluga blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Maluga.

Conor The Barbarian's cut is getting worse.
Maluga tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Barbarian's elbow.
Maluga lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Maluga working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Maluga lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Barbarian or not.
Maluga scores with a knee to the head.
Maluga lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Maluga lands a knee to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Maluga.
Maluga lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Maluga lands a shot to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Maluga.
Knees to the body from Maluga.
Maluga connects with a nasty looking knee right to The Barbarian's face.

The Barbarian is rocked!
Maluga lands a left hand.
Oh The Barbarian is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Conor The Barbarian's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Maluga.
Maluga misses with a body punch.
The Barbarian seems to have got his legs back now.
Maluga lands with a right to the head.
Maluga working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Maluga lands a left hand.
Maluga using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Maluga trying to land knees to the body.
The Barbarian takes a knee to the side of the body.
Maluga lands a shoulder strike.
Maluga is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Maluga unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Maluga digs a right hand into The Barbarian's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Barbarian's gas tank.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Maluga.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maluga lands a hook that snaps the head of The Barbarian backwards.

Jeez, Conor The Barbarian's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Maluga tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Maluga lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Barbarian backwards.
Maluga misses with a knee strike.
Maluga doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Barbarian takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maluga lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Barbarian backwards.
Maluga jerks The Barbarian's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! The Barbarian drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Maluga goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Maluga because The Barbarian was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Kilo Maluga!
Kilo Maluga is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Kilo Maluga made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Conor The Barbarian was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back'.