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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 9 p4p, 2 weight class) and Solomon Nao (ranked 192 p4p, 31 weight class). Nao has chosen The End as his entrance music. Solomon Nao has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Crotch Grabber's chin.
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278 lbs
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258 lbs
25 - 7 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Solomon Nao!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Colin Fotheringham and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nao looks to throw the jab but Grabber is out of range.
Grabber takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nao throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nao takes one to the side of the head.
It looks like Solomon Nao has been cut.
Grabber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nao.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Nao moved out of range nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nao.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nao ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Grabber thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nao looks to throw a body kick
and Grabber counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Grabber is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Grabber on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Grabber bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Nao's head backwards.
Grabber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Nao.
Jab, jab by Nao - just one landing.
Nao is looking to slow Grabber down with leg kicks.
Grabber dips to his left and cracks Nao with an uppercut!
Nao lands with a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grabber blocks the body kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Grabber misses the target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nao misses with a body kick.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Nao uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grabber.
Grabber scores with the left hand. Nao knows he should have avoided that one.
Nao scores with a jab to the body.
Grabber slips a jab from Nao.
Grabber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nao.
Nao throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nao. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grabber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nao.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Nao.
Nice defenses there by Grabber.
A big right from Grabber misses.
Nao replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Grabber blocks it well.
Nao misses with a hook.
Grabber appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Grabber throws a hook but Nao blocks it.
Grabber looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nao feints a counter leg kick.
Nice body punch from Nao.
Solomon Nao seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nao misses with a body kick.
Grabber was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nao is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Nao throws out a powerful jab.
Nao throws out a powerful jab.
Grabber throws a shot from downtown. Nao moves away and avoids it.
Donk. Grabber catches Nao right on the button with a cross.
That has opened up Solomon Nao's cut even more.
Nao looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Nao counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber moves out of range of the body kick from Nao.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Solomon Nao will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Solomon Nao's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Nao throws a leg kick which misses Grabber's front leg but catches the back leg as Grabber tries to avoid it.
Grabber throws a leg kick that is checked
and Nao counters with a straight right hand.
Grabber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nao sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nao tries a head kick but it misses.
Grabber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nao.
Nao thumps Grabber with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber moves out of range of the body kick from Nao.
Nao misses the body punch
and Grabber counters with a straight right hand.
Nao throws a big shot that misses.
Grabber fires out a quick counter leg kick but Nao just manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nao throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Grabber is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Grabber might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Nao swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Grabber scores with a head kick.
Nao fails to land with a series of punches.
Grabber is looking to counter punch.
Nao scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nao.
Nao moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nao takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Nao misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Grabber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nao throws out a loose jab but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Solomon Nao seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nao throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Grabber to counter with a crisp jab.
The cut above Solomon Nao's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Nao ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nao scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nao catches Grabber with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nao lands a nice leg kick that just misses Grabber's sensitive parts.
Nao has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nao jabs Grabber to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nao lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nao lands a left and a right that send Grabber crashing to the mat, dazed. Nao thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Grabber is rocked!
Nao blocks a jab.
Nao throws a leg kick but Grabber moved away.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Grabber. Nao shrugs it off though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nao ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Nao looks to throw a body kick
and Grabber counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nao misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Grabber is looking to counter with head kicks.
Nao looks to land a right hand but Grabber moved out of range.
Nao throws a leg kick
and Grabber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Solomon Nao's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nao staying out of range there.
Grabber's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Nao's corner calls for a 1-2. Nao obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nice jab there from Nao.
Nao misses with a left hand
and Grabber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Solomon Nao's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
After the big win, Crotch Grabber made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors UnderGround Clothing Co. and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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RATING
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