PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Friedrich Alzheimer (ranked 25 p4p, 6 weight class) and Dick Caunt (ranked 204 p4p, 29 weight class). Alzheimer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Worlds Greatest. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Alzheimer
vs
Caunt

163 cm
34
145 lbs
32 - 6 - 0

175 cm
29
147 lbs
17 - 8 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Conviction
UnderGround Clothing Co.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Friedrich Alzheimer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dick Caunt!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alzheimer catches Caunt with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Alzheimer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Alzheimer connects with a crisp jab.
Alzheimer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That kick from Caunt tenderised Alzheimer's leg. Alzheimer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Alzheimer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Caunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Caunt throws a looping overhand right but Alzheimer ducks down to avoid it.
As Caunt backs away, Alzheimer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Caunt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Caunt tries a quick counter leg kick but Alzheimer is wise to it.
Nice jab there from Caunt.
Caunt checks the leg kick nicely there.
Caunt throws a hook but Alzheimer blocks it.
Caunt throws a low kick but Alzheimer moves out of range easily.
Caunt swings for the body but Alzheimer moves out of range.
A punch combination from Caunt misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Alzheimer scores with a jab to the body.
Alzheimer misses with a low kick as Caunt jumps back.
A lazy body kick from Caunt
and Alzheimer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Caunt lands a lovely overhand right.
Alzheimer wants to slow Caunt down by chopping away at his legs.
A nice side step and Caunt releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Caunt thuds his right hand into Alzheimer's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Alzheimer misses the shot to the body.
Caunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Alzheimer tried to score with a low kick but Caunt checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Alzheimer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Alzheimer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Alzheimer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Caunt's calf.
Alzheimer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Alzheimer is looking to score with low kicks.
Caunt on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Caunt lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A leg kick checked by Caunt.
Alzheimer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Caunt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Alzheimer throws out the jab.
Alzheimer throws a head kick that misses.
Caunt only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Caunt scores with a punch to the head.
Alzheimer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Caunt.
A little feinted left hand from Alzheimer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Alzheimer misses the target.
Caunt throws a right and a left that Alzheimer avoids nicely.
Caunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Alzheimer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Caunt throws a low kick but it's checked well by Alzheimer.
As Caunt backs away, Alzheimer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Alzheimer sizes up Caunt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Alzheimer misses with a looping left.
Alzheimer misses with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Caunt connects with a nice looking jab.
Caunt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Caunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Alzheimer connects with the punch.
Alzheimer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The fighters circle momentarily. Alzheimer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Caunt takes a swing at Alzheimer's ribcage but misses.
Alzheimer slips a jab from Caunt.
Alzheimer half committed to a counter leg kick.
Caunt is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Alzheimer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Caunt throws a half hearted mid kick.
Alzheimer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Caunt misses with a low kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Caunt.
Alzheimer misses with an uppercut. Caunt saw that one coming.
Caunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer throws a low kick but Caunt avoids it.
Alzheimer is looking to score with low kicks.
Caunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Alzheimer.
A little jabbing left from Caunt on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Alzheimer lands a leg kick that knocks Caunt off balance momentarily.
Alzheimer throws the kick towards the body but Caunt avoids it.
Caunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer misses with a straight right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caunt throws a front kick aimed at Alzheimer's knee but Alzheimer avoids it well.
Alzheimer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Caunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Alzheimer manages to avoid it.
Caunt takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Nice defenses there by Caunt.
Alzheimer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Caunt misses with a few strikes there.
Alzheimer feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Caunt throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Caunt throws a lazy head kick
and Alzheimer counters with a thumping low kick.
Caunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Alzheimer with a nice cross.
A jab from Caunt misses.
Alzheimer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Alzheimer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Caunt. Caunt obviously looking to wear him down.
Alzheimer tries to work over Caunt's front leg with a kick but Caunt checks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Caunt misses with an attempted mid kick.
Caunt checks a low kick from Alzheimer.
Nice shot by Alzheimer.
Caunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Caunt throws a low kick, looking for Alzheimer's leg but Alzheimer calmly moves out of range.
Caunt throws a looping overhand right but Alzheimer ducks down to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caunt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Alzheimer.
Caunt looks to land a right hand but Alzheimer moved out of range.
Alzheimer misses with a hook. Caunt ducked under it nicely.
Caunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Alzheimer throwing a counter right hand but Caunt manages to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Alzheimer.
Caunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Alzheimer.
A thudding body kick lands there by Caunt!
Caunt stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Caunt checks a leg kick.
Caunt throws an overhand right that lands on Alzheimer's shoulder, as Alzheimer tries to avoid the shot.
A punch lands to the side of Alzheimer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Alzheimer walks into a stiff left hand from Caunt.
Alzheimer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Alzheimer tests Caunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Alzheimer just misses with a punch to the body.
Alzheimer misses with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Caunt lands a body shot.
Alzheimer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Caunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Alzheimer.
Caunt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Alzheimer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Caunt's calf.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Friedrich Alzheimer will probably get the nod.
That's time! Alzheimer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A jab from Caunt misses.
A big right from Alzheimer misses.
Alzheimer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Caunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Alzheimer misses with a hook.
Caunt tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Alzheimer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Caunt throws a shot from downtown. Alzheimer moves away and avoids it.
Alzheimer half committed to a counter leg kick.
Caunt scores with a leg kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Caunt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Alzheimer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Caunt takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A nice inside leg kick there by Alzheimer. That's going to slow Caunt down.
Alzheimer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Alzheimer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A jab from Caunt does it's job there.
Caunt tries to score with a low kick but Alzheimer moves his leg out of the way.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Caunt throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Alzheimer throws a push kick but Caunt slaps the foot to one side.
Alzheimer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Caunt throws the left hand but Alzheimer avoids the punch easily.
Alzheimer throws a solid leg kick but Caunt takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Alzheimer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alzheimer throws a looping overhand right but Caunt ducks down to avoid it.
Caunt throws a hook but Alzheimer blocks it.
Alzheimer throws a lazy uppercut
and Caunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Alzheimer throws a chopping leg kick but Caunt manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Alzheimer is looking to slow Caunt down with leg kicks.
Alzheimer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Caunt scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Caunt is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Alzheimer ducks under a wild hook from Caunt.
Alzheimer tried to counter with a leg kick but Caunt avoided it.
Alzheimer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jab from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Caunt misses with a low kick.
Caunt walks into a straight right hand from Alzheimer.
A bone on bone clash there as Alzheimer blocks the leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice defenses there by Caunt.
A cross from Alzheimer lands.
Caunt's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A head kick misses from Caunt.
Alzheimer loads up on a big right hand but Caunt slips the punch.
Alzheimer slips a jab from Caunt.
Caunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alzheimer was well out of range. Poor timing from Caunt.
Alzheimer swings for the body but Caunt moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Caunt is able to avoid easily.
Caunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Caunt takes a swing at Alzheimer's ribcage but misses.
A big right from Alzheimer misses.
Caunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Alzheimer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Caunt connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Alzheimer scrambles back to his feet.
Alzheimer with a hook.
Alzheimer scoring well with a low kick there.
Alzheimer scores with a nice strike.
Nice defenses there by Alzheimer.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Caunt checks a leg kick.
Alzheimer backing away here, and Caunt unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Alzheimer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Caunt checks it well.
Alzheimer throws an overhand right that lands on Caunt's shoulder, as Caunt tries to avoid the shot.
Caunt looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Caunt listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Caunt punishes Alzheimer's body with a nice straight punch.
Alzheimer thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Caunt if he has to take too many more of those.
Caunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Alzheimer.
Caunt misses with a hook.
Caunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Alzheimer is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer tests Caunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Caunt swings for the body but Alzheimer moves out of range.
Alzheimer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Caunt checks a leg kick.
Alzheimer throws a hook but Caunt avoids it easily.
Alzheimer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Caunt is out of range.
Alzheimer looks for the body kick but Caunt saw that one coming.
Alzheimer tries to score with a low kick but Caunt moves his leg out of the way.
Alzheimer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Caunt.
Alzheimer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good work by Caunt as he checks the leg kick.
Alzheimer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Alzheimer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Alzheimer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Caunt.
Caunt pivots, looking for a leg kick but Alzheimer is out of range and Caunt settles back down.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Alzheimer - that will leave a mark!
Caunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Alzheimer misses with a leg kick.
Caunt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Caunt looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Caunt throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Caunt.
Caunt fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Alzheimer.
Alzheimer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Caunt lands a nice looking body shot.
Alzheimer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Caunt throws the left hand but Alzheimer avoids the punch easily.
Caunt throws a low kick, looking for Alzheimer's leg but Alzheimer calmly moves out of range.
Caunt throws a wild body kick that Alzheimer sees coming a mile off.
Alzheimer feints and then cracks Caunt's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Caunt down.
Caunt misses the jab.
Alzheimer does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Alzheimer throws a solid leg kick but Caunt takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Alzheimer.
Caunt will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A good leg kick by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer checks the leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Caunt scores with a leg kick.
Caunt has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Alzheimer.
Caunt throws out a loose jab but Alzheimer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Alzheimer misses with a low kick.
Friedrich Alzheimer is winning the standup battle so far.
Alzheimer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Friedrich Alzheimer will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Caunt's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Alzheimer connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Caunt scrambles back to his feet.
Caunt misses with a low kick as Alzheimer jumps back.
Caunt avoids the body shot from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Caunt throws out the jab.
Alzheimer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Caunt just manages to avoid it.
Caunt avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Caunt was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Alzheimer connects with a right hand. Caunt shakes it off.
Alzheimer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Caunt checks it well.
Alzheimer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Caunt.
Alzheimer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Caunt manages to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Alzheimer misses the target.
Alzheimer throws a big shot that misses.
Caunt has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Alzheimer takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A good leg kick by Caunt.
Alzheimer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Caunt lands a nice looking body kick.
Alzheimer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Caunt throws out the jab.
Alzheimer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Alzheimer scores with a nice strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Caunt throws a lazy right hand but Alzheimer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Caunt checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Caunt tries to land a leg kick but Alzheimer saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Caunt fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Alzheimer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Caunt throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Good exchange - Alzheimer coming out on top.
Alzheimer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Alzheimer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Caunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Alzheimer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Caunt's calf.
Alzheimer throws a nice looking combination but Caunt bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Alzheimer backing away here, and Caunt unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Alzheimer throws a head kick that half lands.
Caunt looks to land a left hand but Alzheimer moved out of range nicely.
Caunt misses with a low kick as Alzheimer jumps back.
It looked like Alzheimer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Caunt.
Alzheimer connects with a solid leg kick.
Caunt lands a head shot.
Caunt scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Alzheimer misses with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Alzheimer motions for Caunt to come forward. Alzheimer throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Caunt throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Alzheimer looks to score with a jab to the body but Caunt is just out of range.
Some wild striking there from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer backing away here, and Caunt unleashes a leg kick that just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer looks to score with a jab to the body but Caunt is just out of range.
Alzheimer looks to score with a jab to the body but Caunt is just out of range.
Alzheimer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Alzheimer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Caunt is able to avoid easily.
Alzheimer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Caunt scores with a sloppy right hand. Alzheimer should have avoided that one.
Alzheimer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Alzheimer will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Caunt lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Alzheimer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Alzheimer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Alzheimer seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Caunt scores with a spinning back kick!
Alzheimer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Caunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Caunt lands a nice hook to Alzheimer's body. Alzheimer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Caunt moves out of range of the strikes.
Alzheimer ducks under a wild hook from Caunt.
That kick from Alzheimer tenderised Caunt's leg. Caunt is trying to keep his angry face on.
Alzheimer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Caunt checks a leg kick nicely.
Caunt misses with a left hand
and Alzheimer counters with an inside leg kick.
Caunt checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Caunt on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Caunt fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice shot by Caunt.
Caunt tries a head kick but it misses.
Caunt throws a right hand that Alzheimer ducks under and follows up with a left that Alzheimer also avoids with ease.
Alzheimer scores with a kick to the body.
Alzheimer slips under a jab.
Alzheimer digs a good hook to Caunt's body.
Alzheimer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Caunt.
Caunt scores with a hook.
Nice body punch from Caunt.
Alzheimer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Caunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer connects with a leg kick. Caunt looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Caunt takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Alzheimer throws a push kick but Caunt slaps the foot to one side.
Alzheimer walks into a jab.
Alzheimer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Alzheimer misses the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Caunt lands the left hand.
Caunt looks to land a combination but Alzheimer avoids it well.
Alzheimer blocks the body kick.
Alzheimer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Alzheimer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Caunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Alzheimer misses the shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Caunt.
Caunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Alzheimer is just out of range.
Alzheimer misses with an uppercut. Caunt saw that one coming.
Alzheimer throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Alzheimer lands with a nice body kick.
Caunt scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Caunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Alzheimer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Caunt checks the leg kick.
Caunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Caunt moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Friedrich Alzheimer did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Caunt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Alzheimer is able to avoid easily.
Alzheimer lands a jab to the head.
Caunt looks to land a right hand but Alzheimer moved out of range.
Caunt throws a lazy right hand but Alzheimer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Alzheimer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Alzheimer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Caunt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Caunt. Alzheimer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Caunt on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Alzheimer misses with a wild body shot.
Alzheimer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Caunts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A left lands for Caunt.
Caunt moves out of range of the body kick from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer backing away here, and Caunt unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
That kick from Caunt tenderised Alzheimer's leg. Alzheimer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Alzheimer does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Caunt moves out of range of the leg kick from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer throws a low kick but Caunt moves out of range easily.
Caunt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Caunt goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Alzheimer cracks the inside of Caunt's front leg.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Caunt takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Alzheimer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Alzheimer throws a shot from downtown. Caunt moves away and avoids it.
Alzheimer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Alzheimer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Alzheimer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Caunt looks for the body kick but Alzheimer saw that one coming.
Alzheimer half committed to a counter leg kick.
Alzheimer moves away from the strike by Caunt.
Alzheimer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Caunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Alzheimer.
Caunt has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Caunt there as he acknowledges the shot.
Alzheimer jabs Caunt right on the nose. Caunt blinks but takes it well.
Alzheimer is looking to land body kicks.
Caunt flicks out a counter leg kick but Alzheimer steps away.
Alzheimer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Caunt throws out the jab.
Caunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer defending well as Caunt loads up on a big left hand.
Caunt throws a body kick that misses.
Alzheimer feinted there with a counter leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caunt does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Alzheimer misses with a kick to the body.
Caunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Caunt.
Alzheimer misses the jab.
Alzheimer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Caunt tries to land a front kick but Alzheimer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Alzheimer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Caunt throws a push kick but Alzheimer slaps the foot to one side.
Alzheimer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Alzheimer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Good exchange - Caunt coming out on top.
Alzheimer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Caunt throws a shot from downtown. Alzheimer moves away and avoids it.
Alzheimer throws a leg kick but Caunt sees it coming and moves out of range.
Alzheimer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Caunt cracks Alzheimer with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Caunt misses with a straight right.
Caunt misses with a low kick.
Caunt tries to score with a low kick but Alzheimer moves his leg out of the way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Caunt's head.
Alzheimer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Caunt thuds his right hand into Alzheimer's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Caunt lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Alzheimer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Alzheimer looks to land a body kick but Caunt moved away.
Caunt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Alzheimer on the side of the head.
Alzheimer keeps Caunt at a distance using the push kick.
Caunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Caunt thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Alzheimer if he has to take too many more of those.
Good leg kick by Alzheimer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Caunt misses with a wild body shot.
Caunt swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Caunt moves away from the strike by Alzheimer.
Caunt misses with a hook. Alzheimer ducked under it nicely.
Alzheimer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Caunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Caunt checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Alzheimer just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caunt looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Alzheimer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Caunt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fighters circling - Caunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Alzheimer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Alzheimer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Caunt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Caunt uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Alzheimer has time to react.
Caunt misses with a looping right.
Caunt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Alzheimer.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Caunt! But no joy.
Caunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Alzheimer.
Caunt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Alzheimer's sensitive parts.
Alzheimer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Alzheimer checks the leg kick nicely there.
A jab from Caunt misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good leg kick by Alzheimer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Caunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Alzheimer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Caunt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Alzheimer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Dick Caunt will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Caunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Caunt cracks the inside of Alzheimer's front leg.
Alzheimer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Caunt lands a head shot.
Alzheimer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Alzheimer. Beautiful body shot.
Alzheimer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Alzheimer misses with a low kick.
Caunt was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Caunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Alzheimer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Caunt.
Alzheimer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Caunt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A left lands for Caunt.
A slow jab from Caunt misses its intended target.
Caunt avoids a kick to the body.
Caunt misses with an uppercut. Alzheimer saw that one coming.
Caunt misses with a looping left.
Alzheimer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Alzheimer punishes Caunt's body with a nice straight punch.
Caunt clobbers Alzheimer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Caunt misses with an uppercut. Alzheimer saw that one coming.
Alzheimer swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Caunt.
Alzheimer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Caunt is out of range.
Alzheimer throws a leg kick but Caunt sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Caunt misses with a straight right.
Caunt avoids the head kick by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A big left from Caunt misses.
As Caunt backs away, Alzheimer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Caunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Caunt avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Caunt misses with a low kick as Alzheimer jumps back.
Alzheimer ducks under a wild hook from Caunt.
Caunt lands a body shot.
Caunt throws a big shot that misses.
Caunt looks for the body kick but Alzheimer saw that one coming.
A bone on bone clash there as Alzheimer blocks the leg kick.
Alzheimer looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Caunt is looking to chop away at Alzheimer's legs.
Alzheimer moves out of range as Caunt strikes.
Alzheimer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dick Caunt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caunt lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Alzheimer lands a head shot.
Caunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Alzheimer feints and then cracks Caunt's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Caunt down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Alzheimer lands with a nice body kick.
Caunt looks to land a body kick but Alzheimer moved away.
Alzheimer misses with a hook.
Caunt ducks right into an uppercut from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Caunt can pounce on him.
Alzheimer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Alzheimer scores with a shot to the body.
Caunt misses with a head kick.
Alzheimer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Caunt moves out of range of the leg kick from Alzheimer.
Caunt scores with a punch to the head.
Caunt stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Alzheimer.
Caunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alzheimer.
Caunt throws a low kick, looking for Alzheimer's leg but Alzheimer calmly moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Alzheimer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Alzheimer moves away.
Caunt scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
An inside leg kick from Alzheimer misses.
Alzheimer tries to work over Caunt's front leg with a kick but Caunt checks it.
Caunt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Alzheimer's hands.
Caunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alzheimer was well out of range. Poor timing from Caunt.
Caunt steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Alzheimer. That one must have hurt.
Alzheimer cracks a nice hook into Caunt's ribs.
Caunt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Alzheimer fails to land with a series of punches.
Alzheimer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Caunt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Caunt checks a low kick from Alzheimer.
Caunt does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Alzheimer lands a body shot.
A slow jab from Caunt misses its intended target.
Caunt slips under a jab.
A little jabbing left from Caunt on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Alzheimer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Alzheimer throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A bone on bone clash there as Caunt blocks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caunt scores with a nice head shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Caunt!
Alzheimer misses with a body kick.
Caunt looks for the body kick but Alzheimer saw that one coming.
Alzheimer swings for the body but Caunt moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Caunt.
Caunt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Alzheimer moves out of range of the body kick.
Caunt misses the shot to the body.
Alzheimer scores with a kick to the midsection.
Caunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer missing with a left hand there. Caunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Alzheimer takes one to the chin there.
Caunt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Alzheimer checks a leg kick.
Alzheimer does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Caunt tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Caunt looks to land a left hand but Alzheimer moved out of range nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dick Caunt.
Well Alzheimer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 49:47
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 50:46
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 49:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Friedrich Alzheimer!
Friedrich Alzheimer retains his featherweight title!
Friedrich Alzheimer took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, UnderGround Clothing Co. for their support in the buildup to the fight.