PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orpheus Boagrius (ranked 98 p4p, 52 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 6 p4p, 3 weight class). Boagrius comes to the cage accompanied by Akkadian Empire . The crowd seem to be enjoying Grabber's choice of entrance music: Side to Side. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Boagrius
vs
Grabber

200 cm
40
304
50 - 12 - 0

207 cm
32
278
30 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

PWNAGE
Condemned

PWNAGE
HELLS BALLS RECOVERY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 50 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Orpheus Boagrius!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Colin Fotheringham and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boagrius misses with an uppercut
and Grabber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Boagrius misses with an uppercut. Grabber saw that one coming.
Grabber slips under a jab.
It seemed like Grabber was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Boagrius throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Boagrius wants to clinch.
Boagrius backing away here, and Grabber unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Boagrius has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Boagrius misses with an uppercut
enabling Grabber to counter with a crisp jab.
Grabber looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Boagrius keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Grabber.
Boagrius is looking to counter with a body kick.
Boagrius misses with a hook to the body

and Grabber counters with a crisp one two that drops Boagrius! Grabber thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Boagrius to his feet! Boagrius is in big trouble!

Boagrius is rocked!
Boagrius is aggressively charging in as Grabber backs up avoiding any damage. Grabber tosses out a jab and Boagrius runs right into it face first! Boagrius is out cold! Grabber dropped down on all fours and is barking in Boagrius's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGE for their support in the buildup to the fight.