PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 624 p4p, 82 weight class) and Mush Mouth (ranked 707 p4p, 94 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Meat Boy
vs
Mouth

190 cm
31
285 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

191 cm
37
270 lbs
27 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 21 - 0, fighting out of London, Mush Mouth!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Steven Brown and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Mouth uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meat Boy.
Mouth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mouth connects with a right hand. Meat Boy shakes it off.
Mouth does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Meat Boy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Mouth connects with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy scores with a jab. Mouth acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Mouth lands with a good body shot.
Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Mouth feints the counter takedown.
Mouth shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Meat Boy as he jumps to the side.
Mouth fails with a takedown attempt.
Meat Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mouth lands a jab to the nose.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy throws the kick towards the body but Mouth avoids it.
Mouth on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mouth checks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a lazy uppercut
and Mouth counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Meat Boy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mouth has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mouth and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Meat Boy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Meat Boy misses the jab.
Mouth jabs Meat Boy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mouth scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Mouth scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mouth throws a combination that misses
and Meat Boy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Meat Boy loads up on a big right hand but Mouth slips the punch.
Meat Boy misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mouth throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
As Mouth backs away, Meat Boy returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Mouth stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat Boy.
A big right from Mouth misses.
Meat Boy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mouth.
Meat Boy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Mouth goes for a double leg but Meat Boy avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Meat Boy continues to drive forward.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mush Mouth.
Mouth works Meat Boy's body with a nice hook.
Mouth cracks Meat Boy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Meat Boy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Mouth drives through with a takedown into Meat Boy's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meat Boy wants to sweep here but Mouth controlling him for the moment.
Mouth is looking to work some ground and pound but Meat Boy has wrist control.
Meat Boy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mouth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mouth throws an elbow that misses. Meat Boy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mouth's guard. Nice move by Meat Boy!

Mouth uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Mouth throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Meat Boy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mouth fails to land with a series of punches.
Mouth avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Meat Boy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Danga de danga de dang - Mouth scores with a four punch combination!
A punch combination from Mouth misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Meat Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy lands with a good body shot.
Mouth dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Meat Boy. That did some damage!
Mouth has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that half lands.

It looks like Mush Mouth has been cut.

Mouth throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Meat Boy tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Mouth is in Meat Boy's guard.
Meat Boy wants to sweep here but Mouth controlling him for the moment.
Mouth with a nice head shot there.
Mouth has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Mouth wants to control from the top but Meat Boy keeps moving.
Meat Boy keeping full guard, as Mouth tries to pass.
Meat Boy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Mouth is looking to work some ground and pound but Meat Boy has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mush Mouth dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Meat Boy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Meat Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Meat Boy throws out a powerful jab.
Meat Boy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Meat Boy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Meat Boy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Mouth.
Meat Boy throws a hook but Mouth blocks it.
Mouth moves away from the strike by Meat Boy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A chopping leg kick lands by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with a nice right hand.
Mouth throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Meat Boy counters with a crisp right hand that drops Mouth! Meat Boy lets Mouth back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Despite the aggression on Mouth's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Mouth scores with a nice strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mouth.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mouth.
Super Meat Boy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mouth fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Meat Boy throws a wild body kick that Mouth sees coming a mile off.

Mouth fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Meat Boy sprawls well initially but Mouth persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Meat Boy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Mouth.
Meat Boy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mouth manages to get himself to full guard.

Mouth pushes Meat Boy off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meat Boy thuds a left hand into Mouth's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Mouth misses the target.
Mouth tries to move into range but Meat Boy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Meat Boy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Mouth.
Nice defenses there by Mouth.
Mouth let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Meat Boy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Meat Boy avoids the body shot from Mouth.
Super Meat Boy is winning the standup battle so far.
Meat Boy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Mouth lands with a good body shot.
Mouth swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Meat Boy looks to score with a jab to the body but Mouth is just out of range.
Mouth on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Mouth blocks the body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mouth closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Meat Boy quickly recovers to half guard.
Meat Boy wants to get back to full guard.
Meat Boy keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Meat Boy trying to control here.
Meat Boy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Mouth is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Meat Boy trying to control but Mouth postures up.
Mouth sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Meat Boy defending well though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mouth.
Mouth not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mouth thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Mouth throwing shots but Meat Boy is blocking nicely.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Mouth throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Meat Boy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mouth throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Meat Boy's waist but Meat Boy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mouth off to one side.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mush Mouth.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick.
Meat Boy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Mouth ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mouth now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Mouth tried to score with a low kick but Meat Boy checks it.
Meat Boy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Mouth takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy throws a chopping leg kick but Mouth manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Super Meat Boy will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Mouth slips under a jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tries to work over Mouth's front leg with a kick but Mouth checks it.
Mouth feints the counter takedown.
Mush Mouth is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Meat Boy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick but Mouth sees it coming and moves out of range.
Mouth lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Meat Boy throws a jab when Mouth was well out of range.
Meat Boy scores with a spinning back kick!
Meat Boy throws a good cross that connects.
Meat Boy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mouth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mouth uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy connects with a crisp jab.
Mouth misses with a low kick.
Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mouth.
Mouth tries a quick counter leg kick but Meat Boy is wise to it.
Mouth shoots in for a takedown but Meat Boy shows good takedown defense.
Meat Boy misses with a body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Mouth misses the target.
Meat Boy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mouth.
Mouth lunges at Meat Boy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Meat Boy's hand.
Meat Boy misses with a kick to the body.
Mouth throws a series of punches but Meat Boy moves out of range.
Mouth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mouth avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Meat Boy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mouth sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Mouth drives through with a takedown into Meat Boy's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Meat Boy keeping moving, preventing Mouth from controlling successfully.
Mouth working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mouth accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Meat Boy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mouth being controlled here momentarily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mouth accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mouth is looking to work some ground and pound but Meat Boy has wrist control.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Mush Mouth has got the better of the ground game so far.
Mouth looking to pass the guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Meat Boy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mouth misses with a body shot.
It looked like Meat Boy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick.
Meat Boy throws a shot from downtown. Mouth moves away and avoids it.
A combination from Mouth does no damage.
Mouth takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Mouth slips under a jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Meat Boy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Meat Boy lunges at Mouth with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Mouth's hand.
Mouth will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Mouth blocks a jab.
Mouth fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mush Mouth.
Meat Boy throws the left hand but Mouth avoids the punch easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Mouth misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick but Mouth moved away.
Mouth looks to land a combination. Meat Boy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses.

Meat Boy gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Mouth to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Mouth takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy controlling Mouth's posture.
Mouth in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mouth pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Meat Boy is keeping the position for now.
Mouth throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Meat Boy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Super Meat Boy.
I think Meat Boy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29

The fight is ruled a draw!