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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between George Patton (ranked 23722 p4p, 456 weight class) and Nati Pisswater (ranked 6815 p4p, 434 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



173 cm
27
155 lbs
4 - 9 - 0
172 cm
20
149 lbs
0 - 1 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin


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Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, George Patton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nati Pisswater!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and Trevor Gratis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patton misses the jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Pisswater lands a slapping body shot.
Pisswater thumps Patton with a low kick.
Pisswater lands a nice leg kick that just misses Patton's sensitive parts.
Patton throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pisswater bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pisswater doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Patton waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.
A big left from Patton misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pisswater works the jab nicely.
Pisswater scores with a shot to the body.
Pisswater ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patton takes one on the button.
Patton throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a left and a right that stings Patton.
Patton misses with a looping left.
Patton fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisswater manages to avoid it.
Pisswater has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Patton misses with a right hand
letting Pisswater counter with a right hand.
A good leg kick by Pisswater.
Pisswater avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pisswater cracks Patton with a good jab.
Patton takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Pisswater ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pisswater scoring well with a low kick there.
Patton lands with a nice body punch.
Pisswater connects with a right hand. Patton shakes it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patton misses with a jab to the body
and Pisswater counters with a nice body shot.
Patton waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.
Pisswater is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Patton with a body shot.
Patton throws a poor cross that misses
letting Pisswater counter with a right hand.
Pisswater with a hook.
A left lands for Pisswater.
Patton rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pisswater counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Patton swings widly with a right hand
and Pisswater counters with a nice uppercut.


Patton is rocked!
Pisswater takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Oh Patton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Patton thows a left - swing and a miss!
Patton seems to have got his legs back now.
A decent looking cross lands there for Patton.
George Patton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Patton waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pisswater, as that shot connected.
Pisswater is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Patton had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Patton misses with a right hand
and Pisswater connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Patton misses with an uppercut
enabling Pisswater to counter with a crisp jab.
Patton gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Patton swings widly with a right hand
enabling Pisswater to counter with a crisp jab.
Pisswater misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Patton misses with a lunging right hand
and Pisswater counters with a straight right hand.
Pisswater fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Patton has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pisswater avoids the body shot from Patton.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pisswater. That's going to slow Patton down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisswater paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Patton throws a big shot that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater lands a nice shot to the body.
Pisswater connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Patton moves forwards but Pisswater connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Pisswater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Patton.
Pisswater appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A shot to the body from Patton misses
and Pisswater counters with a left to the body.
Pisswater fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Patton.
Pisswater scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Patton throws a right hand that misses
and Pisswater counters with a stiff right hand.
Patton is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Patton throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Patton misses with a hook. Pisswater ducked under it nicely.
Patton takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Patton rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pisswater makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nati Pisswater dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Patton throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Patton with a nice cross.
Patton misses with an uppercut
and Pisswater makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Patton misses with a straight left.
Patton jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Patton swings for the body but Pisswater moves out of range.
Patton just misses with a punch to the body.
Pisswater wants to counter with a clinch but Patton pushes him away.
Patton misses with an uppercut.
Patton is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pisswater.
Pisswater wants to counter with a clinch but Patton pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pisswater tries to land a front kick but Patton steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A slow jab from Patton misses its intended target.
Patton is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pisswater.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patton swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Patton swings widly with a right hand
and Pisswater counters with a body kick that stops Patton in his tracks momentarily.
Patton has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Pisswater wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pisswater connects with a nice looking jab.
Patton misses with a hook. Pisswater ducked under it nicely.
Patton throws a looping overhand right but Pisswater ducks down to avoid it.
Pisswater throws a big counter head kick but Patton avoids it with no problem.
Pisswater has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Patton takes one to the chin there.
A jab from Patton misses.
Pisswater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Patton misses with a lunging right hand
and Pisswater counters with a straight right hand.
Pisswater works over Patton's head and body with a nice combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Patton misses with a lunging right hand
letting Pisswater counter with a right hand.
Patton looks to land a right hand but Pisswater moved out of range.
Pisswater stuns Patton with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pisswater lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Patton throws a poor cross that misses
and Pisswater cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Patton drops his hands momentarily and Pisswater takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pisswater slips a straight right by Patton.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pisswater! But no joy.
Patton throws a right hand that misses
and Pisswater counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Patton throws an off balance right hand

and Pisswater counters with a crisp right hand that drops Patton! Pisswater lets Patton back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Patton walks straight into a right hand from Pisswater - that's dropped him! Pisswater jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Patton from any more punishment! Patton complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Nati Pisswater!
Nati Pisswater very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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