PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimbo Cricky (ranked 1567 p4p, 194 weight class) and Desperately To Be Positive (ranked 3259 p4p, 345 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cricky
vs
To Be Positive

190 cm
23
217 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

190 cm
30
212 lbs
10 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jimbo Cricky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Desperately To Be Positive!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Daniel Blasius and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
To Be Positive throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Cricky to counter with a crisp jab.
To Be Positive misses with a looping right.
To Be Positive falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cricky counters with a straight right hand.
To Be Positive misses with a looping left.
To Be Positive rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cricky counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
To Be Positive moves forwards but Cricky connects with a nice, crisp jab.
To Be Positive has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
To Be Positive misses with an uppercut. Cricky saw that one coming.
To Be Positive missing with a left hand there. Cricky was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cricky takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Good standup being displayed there by To Be Positive as he connects with a hook.
To Be Positive takes one on the button.
To Be Positive misses with the combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
To Be Positive swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cricky appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
To Be Positive catches Cricky with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's one minute gone in the round.
To Be Positive lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cricky backs up against the cage.
Cricky ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
To Be Positive throws out a loose jab but Cricky uses good head movement to avoid it.
To Be Positive with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cricky scores with a nice strike.
Cricky uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
To Be Positive misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cricky lands with an uppercut that bounces To Be Positive off the cage and back into range.
To Be Positive walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cricky swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by To Be Positive.
To Be Positive misses with a body shot
and Cricky counters with a right hand to the body.
To Be Positive cracks Cricky with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The fighters circle momentarily. To Be Positive darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A jab lands there for Cricky.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
To Be Positive swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cricky cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
To Be Positive lands a head shot.
To Be Positive loads up on a big right hand but Cricky slips the punch.
Cricky scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
To Be Positive swinging wildly here.
Cricky uses good head movement to avoid the hook from To Be Positive.
Cricky throwing a counter right hand but To Be Positive manages to avoid it.
To Be Positive throws the left hand but Cricky avoids the punch easily.
Cricky was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
To Be Positive misses with a two punch combination.
To Be Positive misses with a few strikes there.
Cricky moves away from the strike by To Be Positive.
Cricky is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Cricky misses with an uppercut.
Cricky keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Cricky on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
To Be Positive looks to land a combination but Cricky avoids it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cricky looks to land a right hand but To Be Positive moved out of range.
Cricky ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
To Be Positive throws a body shot but no joy.
An attempted straight right counter from Cricky misses the target.
To Be Positive thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cricky swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
To Be Positive on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Desperately To Be Positive seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
To Be Positive misses with a looping left.
To Be Positive ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cricky moves away.
To Be Positive throws out a loose jab but Cricky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cricky lands an overhand right.
Cricky is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
To Be Positive slips a straight right by Cricky.
Cricky works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
To Be Positive jabs Cricky to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cricky moves into range and connects with a jab.
To Be Positive fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cricky on the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Cricky.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
To Be Positive misses with a hook. Cricky ducked under it nicely.
To Be Positive throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Cricky counter with a right hand.
A punch combination from To Be Positive misses.
Cricky was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cricky smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cricky swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cricky lands a right hook to the body.
A slow jab from Cricky misses its intended target.
Cricky takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
To Be Positive misses with a straight right.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
To Be Positive misses with an uppercut
and Cricky counters with a lovely straight right hand!
To Be Positive misses with a left hand
and Cricky counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
To Be Positive misses with a body shot
and Cricky counters with a three punch combo that has To Be Positive backing up. To Be Positive nods at Cricky to acknowledge the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimbo Cricky dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

To Be Positive throws a nice looking combination but Cricky bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
To Be Positive misses with a two punch combination.
To Be Positive swings and misses with a hook to the body.
To Be Positive throws an off balance right hand
and Cricky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
To Be Positive tries to bum rush Cricky with a series of wild strikes but Cricky uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
To Be Positive has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
To Be Positive throws a body shot but no joy.
Cricky getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cricky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by To Be Positive.
To Be Positive defending well as Cricky loads up on a big left hand.
Cricky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by To Be Positive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Be Positive is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cricky.
To Be Positive slips a jab from Cricky.
Cricky tests To Be Positive's chin there with a solid looking shot.
To Be Positive tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cricky was well out of range. Poor timing from To Be Positive.
To Be Positive swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cricky counters with a two punch combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cricky moves away from the strike by To Be Positive.
Cricky fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A combination from To Be Positive does no damage.
To Be Positive works over Cricky's head and body with a nice combination.
The fighters circling - To Be Positive throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cricky connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
To Be Positive throws an overhand right that lands on Cricky's shoulder, as Cricky tries to avoid the shot.
To Be Positive throws a right hand that misses
enabling Cricky to counter with a crisp jab.
To Be Positive misses with a hook
and Cricky counters with a two punch combo.
Good exchange - Cricky coming out on top.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
To Be Positive keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cricky throws a lazy right hand but To Be Positive sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
To Be Positive missing with a left hand there. Cricky was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cricky is looking for a counter combo.
Cricky misses with a hook. To Be Positive ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cricky works the jab nicely.
To Be Positive rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cricky moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
To Be Positive keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
To Be Positive misses with a wild body shot.
To Be Positive misses with the combination.
It looked like Cricky wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Cricky lands a jab to the head.
Jimbo Cricky is winning the standup battle so far.
To Be Positive swings and misses with a hook to the body.
To Be Positive misses with an uppercut
and Cricky counters with a series of strikes. To Be Positive will be more careful next time no doubt.
To Be Positive misses with a wild combination.
To Be Positive looks to land a left hand but Cricky moved out of range nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
To Be Positive moves out of range of the strikes.
Cricky throws a hook but To Be Positive avoids it easily.
To Be Positive now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Nice body punch from Cricky.
To Be Positive misses with a wild body shot.
To Be Positive scores with a punch to the head.
A swing and a miss from To Be Positive.
To Be Positive misses with a looping right.
Cricky was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
To Be Positive takes a swing at Cricky's ribcage but misses.
Cricky swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
To Be Positive misses with a lunging right hand
and Cricky counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cricky lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
To Be Positive throws a right hand that misses
and Cricky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but To Be Positive might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Cricky has got the better of the exchanges.
Cricky throws a looping overhand right but To Be Positive ducks down to avoid it.
Cricky connects with the punch.
Cricky avoids the body shot from To Be Positive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cricky with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling To Be Positive to score with a decent uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
To Be Positive swings for the body but Cricky moves out of range.
Cricky lands with a good body shot.
To Be Positive throws a sloppy body shot
and Cricky counters with a one-two to the body.
To Be Positive uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cricky.
To Be Positive keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cricky.
Cricky misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from To Be Positive.
Cricky throws a jab when To Be Positive was well out of range.
Cricky throws a right and a left that To Be Positive avoids nicely.
To Be Positive throws a jab but it's blocked by Cricky.
To Be Positive throws a right hand that misses
and Cricky counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
To Be Positive misses with a straight left.
Cricky throws out a loose jab but To Be Positive uses good head movement to avoid it.
To Be Positive throws a shot from downtown. Cricky moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimbo Cricky dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

To Be Positive moves away from the strike by Cricky.
Good exchange - Cricky coming out on top.
Cricky throws a looping overhand right but To Be Positive ducks down to avoid it.
To Be Positive lands a slapping body shot.
To Be Positive throws a lazy right hand but Cricky sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It looked like Cricky was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from To Be Positive.
To Be Positive misses with a combination
letting Cricky counter with a right hand.
To Be Positive throws an off balance right hand
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and Cricky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
To Be Positive getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
To Be Positive misses with a looping left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Cricky does no damage.
A little jabbing left from To Be Positive on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
To Be Positive throws a big shot that misses.
Cricky scores with the left hand. To Be Positive knows he should have avoided that one.
To Be Positive looks to land a left hand but Cricky moved out of range nicely.
Cricky is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that To Be Positive can do to turn this around?

That's one minute gone in the round.
To Be Positive throws the left hand but Cricky avoids the punch easily.
To Be Positive scores with a jab. Cricky acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cricky scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. To Be Positive doesn't seem bothered though.
Cricky throws a jab but it's blocked by To Be Positive.
To Be Positive showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cricky.
To Be Positive misses with a left hand
enabling Cricky to counter with a crisp jab.
To Be Positive misses with the combination.
To Be Positive scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
To Be Positive darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cricky keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from To Be Positive.
Cricky throws a looping overhand right but To Be Positive ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
To Be Positive swings widly with a right hand
and Cricky counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cricky throws a lazy right hand but To Be Positive sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cricky misses with a straight right.
It seemed like To Be Positive was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
To Be Positive fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cricky manages to avoid it.
Cricky digs a good hook to To Be Positive's body.
To Be Positive throws an off balance right hand
and Cricky counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps To Be Positive thinking.
Cricky scores with a one two! To Be Positive had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
To Be Positive throws a body shot but no joy.
Cricky displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Cricky scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Sloppy strikes from To Be Positive. Those never looked like landing.
Cricky swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
To Be Positive misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cricky fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
To Be Positive throws a shot from downtown. Cricky moves away and avoids it.
Cricky was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
To Be Positive swings away with a body shot that misses
and Cricky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cricky slips a jab from To Be Positive.
Cricky avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
To Be Positive takes one on the button.
To Be Positive scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
To Be Positive misses with a hook
and Cricky counters with a nice body shot.
To Be Positive throws an off balance right hand
and Cricky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
To Be Positive throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cricky bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps To Be Positive's head backwards.
Cricky takes one to the chin there.
Cricky throws a big shot that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
To Be Positive takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
To Be Positive moves out of range of the strikes.
Cricky connects with a looping right hand.
To Be Positive looks to throw the jab but Cricky is out of range.
Cricky scores with a nice head shot.
Cricky missing with a left hand there. To Be Positive was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cricky throws a combination but it was largely blocked by To Be Positive.
To Be Positive misses with the combination.
Cricky displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as To Be Positive throws out the jab.
To Be Positive jabbing away but nothing is landing.
To Be Positive jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Desperately To Be Positive has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
To Be Positive throws a big shot that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jimbo Cricky showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cricky has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jimbo Cricky!
Desperately To Be Positive spoke after the fight, saying 'My opponent is a homosexual pedo... and most importantly... Epstein DID kill himself, twice!'.