PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 2841 p4p, 0 weight class) and Otong Dong (ranked 23599 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil comes to the cage accompanied by Full Retard. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pencil
vs
Dong

185 cm
48
193 lbs
50 - 29 - 0

183 cm
21
192 lbs
5 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 50 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Otong Dong!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Bruno Lombardi and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pencil throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dong gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Pencil bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dong's head.
Nice jab there from Pencil.
Pencil lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A jab from Pencil does it's job there.
Pencil connects with a crisp jab.
Dong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pencil will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dong now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dong takes one on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil lands with a cross.

Oooooh!!! Pencil has knocked Dong down with a huge combo! Pencil steps away and waves a wobbly Dong back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Dong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pencil.
Pencil lands a big head kick that sends Dong to the canvas! Pencil follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wooden Pencil!
Wooden Pencil really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Spartan Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.