PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kris Kartofloson (ranked 7070 p4p, 468 weight class) and Colin Bollocks (ranked 22803 p4p, 499 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Kartofloson
vs
Bollocks

150 cm
23
270 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

201 cm
24
275 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kris Kartofloson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Colin Bollocks!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kartofloson darts in looking for a takedown but Bollocks gets double underhooks and turns Kartofloson into the cage.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kartofloson checks a leg kick.
Kartofloson tries to counter with a takedown but Bollocks is quick to defend against it.
Kartofloson misses with a takedown attempt
and Bollocks connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kartofloson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bollocks sprawls well. Bollocks wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kartofloson gets slowly back to his feet.
It seemed like Bollocks was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kris Kartofloson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kartofloson fails with the takedown
and Bollocks counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Kris Kartofloson has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kartofloson gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Bollocks points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Kartofloson wakes up just in time to hear Bollocks thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Colin Bollocks!
An out of breath Colin Bollocks thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.