PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop (ranked 918 p4p, 116 weight class) and Bo Angliese (ranked 2406 p4p, 262 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop
vs
Angliese

182 cm
36
170 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

172 cm
40
155 lbs
33 - 25 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 25 - 2, fighting out of London, Bo Angliese!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, James Atkins and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Angliese steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. That one must have hurt.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks under a wild hook from Angliese.
Angliese fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with an inside leg kick.
Angliese takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Angliese listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
An inside leg kick lands from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a nice head shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a few strikes there.
Angliese takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range as Angliese strikes.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a head kick by Angliese.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a counter high kick but Angliese was just alert enough to avoid it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a body shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a big shot that misses.
Angliese misses with a looping right.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with an inside leg kick.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop clinches up against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Angliese can't break the clinch.
Angliese wants to break the clinch but can't.
A head punch on the inside from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop prevents Angliese from breaking the clinch.
We've been informed that Angliese has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop keeps control of Angliese as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A left hand lands to the body for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop as Angliese tries to tie him up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Angliese is trying to push Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop away but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a body shot but Angliese blocks it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop struggles to land a body shot inside as Angliese controls his hands.
Angliese is trying to push Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop away but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Angliese's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a leg kick which misses Angliese's front leg but catches the back leg as Angliese tries to avoid it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body kick from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Angliese misses with a looping right.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a nice strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Angliese throws a hook but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks it.
Angliese looks to land a left hand but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moved out of range nicely.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop motions for Angliese to come forward. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop clinches up with Angliese and pushes him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has Angliese pressed against the cage, preventing Angliese from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Angliese is trying to break the clinch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has him pressed against the cage.
Angliese blocking some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a punch but it's blocked by Angliese.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop struggles to land a body shot inside as Angliese controls his hands.

Angliese breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to score with a jab to the body but Angliese is just out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a nice looking body shot.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch on the inside from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a right hand.

Angliese's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Angliese misses with a hook. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducked under it nicely.
Angliese on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop obviously looking to wear him down.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a nice body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Angliese scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings for the body but Angliese moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a jab to the head.
Some bone on bone action there as Angliese checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
As Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backs off Angliese throws a huge counter combo but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop manages to avoid it all.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That kick from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tenderised Angliese's leg. Angliese is trying to keep his angry face on.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands an overhand right.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range of the strikes.
Angliese throws a sloppy head kick and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a leg kick but Angliese checks it.
Angliese lands a slapping body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Angliese chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can pounce on him.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tests Angliese's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to land a body kick but Angliese moved away.
A combination from Angliese does no damage.
Angliese throws a series of punches but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range.
Angliese showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Angliese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
The fighters circling - Angliese throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Angliese misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop feinted there with a counter leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Angliese slips a jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A swing and a miss from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Angliese blocks a head kick by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Angliese tries to circle away but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has him pinned against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has a couple of punches blocked by Angliese.
Angliese wants to break free but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has control.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to bum rush Angliese with a series of wild strikes but Angliese uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop works Angliese's body with a nice hook.
Angliese shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Good leg kick by Angliese there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a left and a right that both miss
and Angliese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Angliese ducks under a wild hook from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Angliese looks to throw the jab but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is out of range.
Angliese uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Angliese might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a low kick but Angliese moves out of range easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with a solid leg kick.
Angliese getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Good standup being displayed there by Angliese as he connects with a hook.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a decent looking hook.
Angliese's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Angliese swats away the attempt to clinch by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Angliese tries to move into range but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a looping left.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a lazy uppercut
and Angliese counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a head kick by Angliese.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Angliese throws a sloppy head kick and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fires out a quick counter leg kick but Angliese just manages to avoid it.
Angliese gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is winning the standup battle so far.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lunges at Angliese with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Angliese's hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to close the distance and clinch up but Angliese swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Angliese tries to bum rush Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with a series of wild strikes but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a right hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a looping overhand right but Angliese ducks down to avoid it.
Angliese is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop cracks Angliese with a right hand to the side of the head.
A punch combination from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Angliese momentarily.
Angliese lands with a straight right. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop didn't see that one coming.
Angliese on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Angliese uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Angliese doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Angliese lands a leg kick that knocks Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop off balance momentarily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fakes the leg kick and cracks Angliese in the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Angliese.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a low kick but Angliese avoids it.
A punch combination from Angliese misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Angliese misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Angliese looks to land a left hand but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moved out of range nicely.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to counter by clinching up but Angliese breaks away and moves out of range.
Angliese throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Angliese's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Angliese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Angliese throws a hook but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Angliese manages to circle out of the way.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks under a wild hook from Angliese.
Angliese drops his hands momentarily and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a low kick as Angliese jumps back.
Angliese looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Angliese moves out of range of the strikes.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Angliese.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a jab when Angliese was well out of range.
Angliese throws a body kick that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a sloppy head kick and Angliese moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a really nice looking cross but Angliese seems unphased.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Angliese can do to turn this around?
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Angliese.
A counter left hand to the body from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses its target.
Angliese takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Angliese avoids the head kick by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Angliese is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Angliese.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't manage to clinch there - Angliese circles away.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a punch to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to land a left hand but Angliese moved out of range nicely.
As Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backs off Angliese throws a huge counter combo but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop manages to avoid it all.
Nice straight punches there by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Angliese on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Angliese.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a spinning back kick!
Angliese takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Angliese avoids the body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Angliese throws a lazy right hand but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a hook but Angliese avoids it easily.
A big left from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with an overhand left.
Angliese looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a jab.
Bo Angliese has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A looping hook to the body misses from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. Angliese does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop jabs at Angliese's body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop thuds his right hand into Angliese's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop motions for Angliese to come forward. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice side step and Angliese releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Angliese tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop keeps Angliese at a distance using the push kick.
Angliese has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop finds it's way round the side to connect with Angliese's head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Angliese.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a punch to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Bo Angliese was interviewed post fight and said 'This can't be real. All of you are on steroids! Yeah I said it, EVERYONE IS ON STEROIDS!!!'.