PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Pope Drunkizkus (ranked 1181 p4p, 162 weight class) and Carlotos Spiteri (ranked 3924 p4p, 407 weight class). Drunkizkus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sada Baby - SkubaHoodBlocKlub Feat BlocBoy JB, And HoodRich Pablo Juan. Spiteri has chosen Day to day basis as his entrance music. Pope Drunkizkus had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 206.4lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Drunkizkus
vs
Spiteri

188 cm
28
227 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

186 cm
26
205 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pope Drunkizkus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Carlotos Spiteri!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spiteri on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but Spiteri moves out of range.
Drunkizkus fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spiteri is out of range.
Drunkizkus avoids a kick to the body.
Drunkizkus tries a head kick but it misses.

Drunkizkus clinches.
Spiteri can't find room to land a body shot as Drunkizkus controls the action.
Drunkizkus blocks a body shot from Spiteri.
Spiteri tries to throw a body punch but Drunkizkus avoids it by throwing Spiteri back against the ropes.
Spiteri blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus throws a head punch that misses.
Drunkizkus wants to get back to striking at distance but Spiteri won't allow it.
Drunkizkus scores with a nice hook to the head.

Spiteri breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spiteri looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A jab from Drunkizkus misses.
Drunkizkus swings widly with a right hand
and Spiteri counters with a stiff right hand.
Drunkizkus throws a jab but it's blocked by Spiteri.
Spiteri is trying to counter with his kicks.
Drunkizkus tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spiteri is able to avoid easily.
Spiteri steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunkizkus swats away the attempt to clinch by Spiteri.
Drunkizkus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Drunkizkus takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Drunkizkus misses with a low kick.
Drunkizkus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch but Spiteri swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook
and Spiteri makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Drunkizkus really felt that one!
Spiteri lands a nice shot to the body.
Drunkizkus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Drunkizkus scores with the left hand. Spiteri knows he should have avoided that one.
Spiteri throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spiteri fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Drunkizkus checks it well.
Spiteri throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spiteri turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spiteri slips under a jab from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spiteri is able to avoid easily.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Spiteri cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Drunkizkus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Drunkizkus lands with a hook. Spiteri tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Drunkizkus misses with a left hand
and Spiteri counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Drunkizkus thinking.
Drunkizkus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spiteri works Drunkizkus's body with a nice hook.
Spiteri jabs at Drunkizkus's body.
Drunkizkus is breathing heavily.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch there but Spiteri circles away.
Drunkizkus moves out of range as Spiteri throws a body kick.
Spiteri moves out of range as Drunkizkus strikes.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Spiteri paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Spiteri throws a hook to the side of Drunkizkus's head but Drunkizkus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Carlotos Spiteri will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Drunkizkus misses with the combination.
Drunkizkus tries to work over Spiteri's front leg with a kick but Spiteri checks it.
Spiteri unleashes a big counter combination but Drunkizkus bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Spiteri keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a low kick.
Drunkizkus with a jab.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Spiteri paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Drunkizkus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Drunkizkus is looking to slow Spiteri down with leg kicks.
Drunkizkus is looking to clinch.
Spiteri looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Drunkizkus tries to clinch but Spiteri is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spiteri misses with a hook. Drunkizkus ducked under it nicely.

Spiteri closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Drunkizkus crashing to the mat! Drunkizkus uses the ropes to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drunkizkus misses with a hook.
Drunkizkus gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Spiteri counters with a straight right hand.
Spiteri scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Spiteri misses.
Spiteri lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Drunkizkus thows a leg kick but Spiteri checks it

and before Drunkizkus can reset, Spiteri rushes him with a swarm of punches, sending him crashing to the floor, in all sorts of trouble! Drunkizkus is trying to beat the count but we're up to 6 already and he's nowhere near. 7,8... he's up! He's going to continue!

Drunkizkus is rocked!

It looks like Pope Drunkizkus has been cut.
Spiteri connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Drunkizkus out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Carlotos Spiteri!
In his post fight interview, Carlotos Spiteri started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
The defeated Pope Drunkizkus had this to say: 'Spong gonna kill this bum!!'.