PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rex The Leviathan (ranked 22769 p4p, 476 weight class) and Juhani Lammikko (ranked 4032 p4p, 340 weight class). This should be fireworks!

The Leviathan
vs
Lammikko

190 cm
23
235 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
255 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rex The Leviathan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Juhani Lammikko!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Darius Henderson and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lammikko throws a shot from downtown. The Leviathan moves away and avoids it.
The Leviathan throws a lazy body kick
and Lammikko counters with a straight right hand.
Lammikko ducks under a wild hook from The Leviathan.
The Leviathan misses the shot to the body.
The Leviathan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Leviathan slips a straight right by Lammikko.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lammikko dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Leviathan misses with a hook.
The Leviathan throws a body kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Lammikko, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The Leviathan throwing a counter right hand but Lammikko manages to avoid it.
Lammikko closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Lammikko misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Leviathan.
Lammikko misses with an uppercut.
The Leviathan seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
The Leviathan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Leviathan cracks Lammikko with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The Leviathan throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lammikko.
Sloppy strikes from Lammikko. Those never looked like landing.
The Leviathan was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Leviathan waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lammikko.
Lammikko misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The Leviathan seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
The Leviathan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lammikko.
Lammikko misses with a double jab.
Lammikko misses with a body shot.
The Leviathan appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
The Leviathan with a hook.

It looks like Juhani Lammikko has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Leviathan showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lammikko.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lammikko scores with a shot to the body.
Lammikko looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Leviathan seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Lammikko moves out of range of the body kick.
Lammikko with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Leviathan to score with a decent uppercut.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
The fighters circling - Lammikko throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Leviathan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The Leviathan walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Lammikko drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! The Leviathan swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Lammikko's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rex The Leviathan!
A relieved looking Rex The Leviathan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.