PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dave Brooksbank (ranked 2890 p4p, 80 weight class) and Like Boss (ranked 4033 p4p, 150 weight class). Like Boss will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Brooksbank
vs
Boss

175 cm
36
160 lbs
15 - 25 - 0

198 cm
29
265 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dave Brooksbank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Like Boss!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Joseph Jones and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brooksbank takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Brooksbank throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Brooksbank takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Boss takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Boss scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Brooksbank doesn't seem bothered though.
Brooksbank takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Boss fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Brooksbank is out of range.
Brooksbank takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Boss drops Brooksbank with a naaaaasty hook - Brooksbank is in real trouble here! Boss dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Like Boss!
A relieved looking Like Boss thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.