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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 7 p4p, 1 weight class) and Peleki Tuala (ranked 18 p4p, 4 weight class). Tuala has chosen Dock of Fiji as his entrance music. Crotch Grabber has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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278 lbs
27 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm
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267 lbs
23 - 6 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Peleki Tuala!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Paul Tew and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tuala does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Grabber misses with a hook to the body
and Tuala counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Grabber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tuala.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2020! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
letting Tuala counter with a right hand.
Grabber digs a good hook to Tuala's body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tuala!
Grabber swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Grabber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tuala ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grabber moves away.
Grabber on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Tuala scoring well with a low kick there.
Grabber misses with a wild body shot.
Tuala missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tuala misses with a leg kick
and Grabber counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Tuala moved out of range nicely.
Tuala appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Grabber throws a solid leg kick but Tuala takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Grabber.
A little jabbing left from Tuala on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Tuala throws a low kick but it's checked well by Grabber.
Grabber scores with a nice right hand.
Grabber slips under a jab.
Grabber tries to counter by clinching up but Tuala breaks away and moves out of range.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Tuala let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Tuala tries a head kick but it misses.
Grabber fakes the leg kick and cracks Tuala in the body.
Grabber throws out a leg kick but Tuala moves out of range and Grabber only half commits.
Tuala appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tuala has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tuala on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
It looks like Peleki Tuala has been cut.
Grabber works the jab nicely.
Tuala throws a half hearted mid kick.
Grabber scores with a kick to the midsection.
Grabber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tuala looks winded!
Grabber lands a nice looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber scores with a punch to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tuala takes a jab right on the kisser.
A head kick misses from Grabber.
Grabber sends Tuala crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Grabber is motioning to the referee to let Tuala up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Grabber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Tuala is rocked!
Grabber drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Tuala's head, knocking him out cold! Grabber is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Crotch Grabber made sure he mentioned HELLBENT, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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