PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 4432 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tournament Clown (ranked 4491 p4p, 0 weight class). Brock Lesnar has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Lesnar
vs
Clown

166 cm
23
136 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

172 cm
23
135 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Inexperienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tournament Clown!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Radbod Blank and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clown uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lesnar.

Lesnar moves into the clinch successfully.
Lesnar digs a right hand into Clown's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Clown's gas tank.
Clown is trying to break free.
Lesnar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Clown's efforts to push away.
Lesnar lands a shot to the body.
Lesnar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lesnar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Clown is trying to break the clinch but Lesnar is controlling him.
Lesnar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Clowns head.
Lesnar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Clown working hard to break the clinch.
Clown has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lesnar prevents Clown from breaking the clinch.
Lesnar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Clown has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Clown has had enough of the clinch but Lesnar keeps him there for the moment.
Lesnar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Lesnar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lesnar scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clown wants to break free but Lesnar has control.
Lesnar lands an uppercut.
Clown's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lesnar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Lesnar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lesnar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short body shot lands from Lesnar as the two fighters clinch.
Lesnar scores with a shoulder strike.
Lesnar is leaning against Clown and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lesnar lands an uppercut.
Lesnar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Clown's efforts to push away.
Lesnar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Clown looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Clown looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Lesnar lands a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lesnar scores with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lesnar lands with a light punch inside.
Still in the clinch, Lesnar scores with a nice short uppercut.
Clown has had enough of the clinch but Lesnar keeps him there for the moment.
A frustrated look appears on Clown's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lesnar.
A short right from Lesnar on the inside.
Lesnar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Clown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lesnar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Clowns head.
Lesnar lands with a light punch inside.
Lesnar lands a body punch in the clinch.
Lesnar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Clown is trying to break the clinch but Lesnar is controlling him.
Lesnar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lesnar.
A left hand lands to the body for Lesnar.
A frustrated look appears on Clown's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Lesnar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lesnar lands a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar pushes Clown back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Clown takes a shot to the head.
A body shot lands from Lesnar.
Lesnar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lesnar.
Clown swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lesnar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Clown or not.
Clown tries to circle away but Lesnar has him pinned against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Lesnar.
Clown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lesnar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Clown can't break the clinch.
Lesnar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A frustrated look appears on Clown's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Clown wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Clown is looking to break free of the clinch but Lesnar has double underhooks.
Clown wants to break the clinch but can't.
A short right from Lesnar on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Clown takes a shot to the head.
Clown swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good body shot from Lesnar.
Clown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lesnar lands an uppercut.
Lesnar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lesnar has Clown pressed against the cage, preventing Clown from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lesnar keeps control of Clown as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Clown wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lesnar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lesnar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lesnar lands with a left to the head.
Lesnar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Clown working hard to break the clinch.
Clown tries to circle away but Lesnar has him pinned against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Clown cracks Lesnar with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Clown cracks Lesnar with a right hand to the side of the head.

Lesnar closes the distance and pushes Clown back into the cage.
Clown tries to circle away but Lesnar has him pinned against the cage.
Clown wants to break the clinch but can't.
Lesnar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Clown can do to turn this around?
Lesnar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lesnar lands a left hand.
Clown is looking to break free of the clinch but Lesnar has double underhooks.
Clown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lesnar cracks Clown with a nice body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lesnar pushes Clown back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Brock Lesnar has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short uppercut from Lesnar.
Clown is trying to force a seperation but Lesnar has the dominant position.
Clown working hard to break the clinch.
A short uppercut from Lesnar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clown is trying to force a seperation but Lesnar has the dominant position.
Clown tries to circle away but Lesnar has him pinned against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Lesnar.
Clown looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Lesnar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lesnar pushes Clown back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lesnar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Clowns head.
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Clown is trying to break free.
Lesnar scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Lesnar.
Clown wants to break free but Lesnar has control.
Lesnar lands with a right to the head.
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Lesnar.
A nice left hand lands by Lesnar.
Clown is trying to force a seperation but Lesnar has the dominant position.
Lesnar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Clown wants to get back to striking at distance but Lesnar won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar lands a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clown is trying to break the clinch but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage.
Clown has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Lesnar gets through Clown's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Lesnar.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lesnar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lesnar.
Clown wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage.
Lesnar pushes Clown back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Clown wants to break free but Lesnar has control.
Clown tries to break the clinch but Lesnar is controlling the position.
Clown wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Clown tries to circle away but Lesnar has him pinned against the cage.
Lesnar lands a right hand.
Lesnar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Clown.
Lesnar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Clown is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Lesnar.
Clown wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage.
Lesnar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Clowns head.
Lesnar lands a shoulder strike.
Lesnar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lesnar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Clown's efforts to push away.
Clown wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Clown wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage.
Lesnar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lesnar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Clown or not.
Lesnar scores with a hook to the body.
Lesnar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Lesnar scores with a shoulder strike.
Lesnar lands a nice uppercut.
Lesnar scores with a hook to the body.
Lesnar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Clown.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lesnar.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clown is trying to push Lesnar away but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Clown is breathing heavily.
A short uppercut from Lesnar.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lesnar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lesnar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Clown is trying to break free.
Good body shot from Lesnar.
Lesnar keeps control of Clown as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lesnar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Clown's efforts to push away.
Lesnar lands a shot to the body.
Lesnar lands a right hand.
Lesnar keeps control of Clown as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Clown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A hook to the body from Lesnar.
Clown is trying to break the clinch but Lesnar is controlling him.
Clown wants to break free but Lesnar has control.
Lesnar lands a hook that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Lesnar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Lesnar takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lesnar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Lesnar closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Lesnar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Clown working hard to break the clinch.
Lesnar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lesnar pushes Clown back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Lesnar scores with a shot to the side of Clown's head.
Clown has had enough of the clinch but Lesnar keeps him there for the moment.
Clown is trying to break free.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clown wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage.
Lesnar keeps control of Clown as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Clown is trying to break the clinch but Lesnar is controlling him.
Lesnar lands a nice uppercut.
Clown is trying to push Lesnar away but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lesnar lands a hook that snaps the head of Clown backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lesnar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Clown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Clown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lesnar digs a right hand underneath Clown's ribcage. Clown let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short left from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lesnar is working Clown over against the cage.
Clown can't break the clinch.
Lesnar cracks Clown with a nice body shot.
Clown takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lesnar works on Clown's body with a couple of short punches.
Lesnar lands a shoulder strike.
Clown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lesnar lands a hook that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
Lesnar lands an uppercut.

Clown is rocked!
Lesnar lands with a right to the head.
Clown is still on wobbly legs! Can Lesnar finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lesnar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Lesnar.
Lesnar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Clown backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands a body punch.
Lesnar scores with a shoulder strike.
Clown is trying to break the clinch but Lesnar is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar pushes Clown back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Lesnar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Clown's efforts to push away.
Lesnar gets through Clown's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lesnar gets through Clown's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lesnar dips a shoulder and cracks Clown with a mighty uppercut! Clown falls back against the cage and Lesnar unloads with a barrage of strikes! Clown is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Lesnar screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brock Lesnar!
Brock Lesnar decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.