PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Chuck Lee (ranked 22564 p4p, 510 weight class) and Pucy McGraber (ranked 23709 p4p, 482 weight class). Lee comes to the ring accompanied by Titties and Coke "subliminal messages". McGraber comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Kid Rock - Born Free kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Lee
vs
McGraber

185 cm
22
180 lbs
6 - 10 - 1

190 cm
20
194 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Excellent MT
Granite chin

Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 10 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chuck Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pucy McGraber!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from McGraber misses its intended target.
McGraber scores with the left hand. Lee knows he should have avoided that one.
McGraber throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
McGraber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McGraber connects with a looping right hand.
Lee takes a swing at McGraber's ribcage but misses.
McGraber lands with a kick to the ribs.
McGraber throws a right and a left that Lee avoids nicely.
A shot to the liver by McGraber. Beautiful body shot.
McGraber throws the left hand but Lee avoids the punch easily.
McGraber throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lee shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lee misses with a double jab.
Lee definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McGraber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McGraber goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from McGraber.
McGraber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lee.
McGraber connects with a crisp jab.
McGraber fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lee on the side of the head.

Lee is rocked!
Lee misses with a wild body shot.
Oh Lee is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McGraber works Lee's body with a nice hook.
Lee seems to have got his legs back now.
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. McGraber engages and cracks Lee with a massive lead left hook - Lee tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! McGraber is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pucy McGraber!
Pucy McGraber took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'My fellow Americans: Tonight, I am speaking to you because there is a growing humanitarian and security crisis at our southern border. Every day, Customs and Border Patrol agents encounter thousands of illegal immigrants trying to enter our country. We are out of space to hold them, and we have no'.