PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mon Ster (ranked 667 p4p, 78 weight class) and Oulu Laine (ranked 777 p4p, 93 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Ster might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Automatic - Monster. Laine has chosen Peti - Oulu Shangri-la as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Ster
vs
Laine

194 cm
37
270 lbs
21 - 15 - 0

199 cm
31
248 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mon Ster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Oulu Laine!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ster misses with a looping right.
Laine works Ster's body with a nice hook.
Laine avoids the head kick by Ster.
Laine checks a leg kick nicely.
Laine scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ster blocks the body kick.
Ster blocks the body kick.
Laine blocks a head kick by Ster.
Laine looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ster misses with a straight left.
Laine feints a counter leg kick.
Laine slips under a jab.
Laine thuds a left hand into Ster's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laine just misses with a punch to the body.
Laine takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Laine throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Mon Ster has been cut.
Mon Ster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laine defending well as Ster loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ster clinches up with Laine and pushes him back against the cage.
Laine fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Laine breaks from the clinch.
Laine lands a nice shot to the body.
Laine on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ster throws a jab when Laine was well out of range.
Laine was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Ster throws a lazy right hand but Laine sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Laine connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ster. Ster circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Laine cracks Ster with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Laine tries a head kick but it misses.
Ster throws a predictable looking body shot
and Laine counters with an inside leg kick.
Laine lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laine with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Laine lands a lovely overhand right.
Laine throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ster lands with a shot to the body.
Ster lands a jab to Laine's midsection.
Ster lands a head shot.
Laine moves out of range of the body kick from Ster.
Ster tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Laine doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ster is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Laine.
Laine throws a leg kick
and Ster counters with a left and a right that stings Laine.
Ster cracks Laine with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Laine.
Ster looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ster. Laine shrugs it off though.
Laine throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ster.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ster uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Laine.
Ster was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Ster checks a leg kick.
Laine scores with a nice body kick.
Ster with a jab.
Laine throws a sloppy head kick
and Ster counters with a one-two to the body.
Laine uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ster.
Laine throws the kick towards the body but Ster avoids it.
Ster drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Mon Ster's cut is getting worse.
Ster takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ster displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laine throws out the jab.
Laine tries a head kick but it misses.
Ster throws a sloppy head kick and Laine moves out of range easily.
It seemed like Laine was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Laine throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ster.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laine slips a jab from Ster.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Ster misses the target.
Ster gets off balance looking for a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Ster throws a push kick but Laine slaps the foot to one side.
Ster is looking to land body kicks.
A combination from Ster does no damage.
Ster takes a swing at Laine's ribcage but misses.
Nice cross by Ster.
Laine misses with a body shot.
Laine is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Ster rather than just go for the knockout.
Ster is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Laine.
Despite the aggression on Laine's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Ster tries to land a front kick but Laine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ster's corner calls for a 1-2. Ster obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laine looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ster takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laine throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Ster with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Laine to score with a decent uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Oulu Laine will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mon Ster's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Laine connects with a looping right hand.
Ster swinging wildly here.
Ster looks to score with a jab to the body but Laine is just out of range.
Laine chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ster.
Ster throws a jab when Laine was well out of range.
A swing and a miss from Laine.
Ster lands a head shot.
Laine doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Laine.
Laine throws a wild body kick that Ster sees coming a mile off.
Laine with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ster has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Mon Ster's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ster dodges the punch combination from Laine.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine circles away from the clinch attempt
and Laine counters with a stiff right hand.
Ster tries to clinch but Laine is having none of it.
A jab from Laine misses.
Ster misses with a few strikes there.
Ster misses the jab.
Ster misses with a hook
and Laine cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ster tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laine was well out of range. Poor timing from Ster.
Ster misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laine looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ster lands with a hook. Laine tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Laine. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Laine checks a low kick from Ster.
Ster walks into a stiff left hand from Laine.

Jeez, Mon Ster's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Ster.
Ster lands a head shot.
Ster on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laine lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mon Ster's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Oulu Laine!
Oulu Laine bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.