PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 520 p4p, 63 weight class) and Coral Sea (ranked 1015 p4p, 123 weight class). The Human comes to the cage accompanied by Adventure Time. Sea comes into a darkened arena with his song building. For Heavy Metal we will die! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

The Human
vs
Sea

175 cm
30
163 lbs
20 - 7 - 1

168 cm
32
158 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Coral Sea!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sea connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed The Human momentarily.
Sea with a jab.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Sea has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
The Human fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sea looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The Human takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sea tries to bum rush The Human with a series of wild strikes but The Human uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The Human is looking to counter punch.
Good leg kick by The Human there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Human has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The Human displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sea throws out the jab.
Sea rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Human moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sea keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sea connects with a good right hand that stumbles The Human. The Human circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The Human throws a jab but it's blocked by Sea.
The Human looks to land a right hand but Sea moved out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Human looks to score with a jab to the body but Sea is just out of range.
A big left from The Human misses.
Sea throws an overhand right that lands on The Human's shoulder, as The Human tries to avoid the shot.
Sea scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Human doesn't seem bothered though.
The Human attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The Human moves in looking to clinch but Sea pushes him off.
Sea changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sea cracks The Human with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The Human fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sea throws a low kick, looking for The Human's leg but The Human calmly moves out of range.
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sea was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.
The Human scoring well with a low kick there.
The Human throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sea sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sea lands a nice hook to The Human's body. The Human takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A jab from The Human finds it's way through Sea's defenses.
Sea scores with a three punch combo!
Sea fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sea with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A big left from Sea misses.
Sea looks to score with a jab to the body but The Human is just out of range.
Sea throws a lazy right hand but The Human sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Human is looking to clinch but Sea is avoiding it.
Sea throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Human tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sea swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Human fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sea manages to avoid it.
The Human misses with a looping right.
Finn The Human is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sea. The Human does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Human is looking to wear down Sea with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sea throws a lazy right hand but The Human sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Human ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sea changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sea smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sea blocks a jab.
Sea throws out a counter right but The Human avoids it with no problem.
The Human lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human lands a nice looking body shot.

The Human has taken the fight to the clinch.

Sea manages to break the clinch.
Sea shoots in and drives through. The Human sprawls well.

The Human gets in close and instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Human.
The Human tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sea struggles to land a body shot inside as The Human controls his hands.

Sea breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sea connects with a right hand. The Human shakes it off.
Sea scores with a jab to the body.
The Human drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Sea uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Human.
The Human is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sea.
The Human connects with a single shot there.
Sea lands a lovely overhand right.
Sea smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Human misses the body punch
and Sea counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Human loads up on a big right hand but Sea slips the punch.
The Human bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sea's head backwards.
Sea misses with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human throws a hook but Sea blocks it.
The Human rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Sea counters with a nice double leg into guard.

The Human pushes Sea off and gets back to his feet.
Nice defenses there by Sea.
The Human blocks a jab.
The Human tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Sea manages to circle out of the way.
Sea takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A bone on bone clash there as The Human blocks the leg kick.
The Human misses with a wild body shot.
The Human throws a hook but Sea blocks it.
Sea displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sea slips under a jab from The Human.
The Human misses with a looping left.
The Human throws a solid leg kick but Sea takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Human.
Sea takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sea clobbers The Human with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sea is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Sea throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sea rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Human moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some bone on bone action there as The Human checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The Human steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Sea.
The Human connects with a single shot there.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sea.
Sea misses with an uppercut. The Human saw that one coming.
Sea throws a looping overhand right but The Human ducks down to avoid it.
The Human throws a body punch but Sea moves out of range.
The Human lands a body shot.
The Human ducks under a wild hook from Sea.
Sea avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sea lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice shot by The Human.
The Human scores with a hook.
Sea takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The Human with a nice cross.
Sea cracks a nice hook into The Human's ribs.
The Human moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sea was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.
The Human attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sea throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sea dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

The Human drives through and clinches with Sea against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Coral Sea dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

The Human walks into a left hand.
The Human lands the left hand.
Sea ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Human digs a good body shot into Sea's ribs.
The Human tries to clinch but Sea is having none of it.
Sea uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Human.
The Human connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jab, jab by Sea - just one landing.
The Human throws a leg kick which misses Sea's front leg but catches the back leg as Sea tries to avoid it.
That kick from Sea tenderised The Human's leg. The Human is trying to keep his angry face on.
Sea walks into a straight right hand from The Human.
Sea misses with a body shot.
Sea tests The Human's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for The Human. That snapped Sea's head back.
The Human's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sea connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! The Human scrambles back to his feet.
Sea scores with a nice strike.
The Human misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sea.
The Human misses with a right hand
and Sea counters with a nice low kick that buckles The Human's knee momentarily.
The Human is looking to clinch.
Sea lands with a hook. The Human tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sea throws a shot from downtown. The Human moves away and avoids it.
The Human throws a leg kick that misses.
Sea takes one to the side of the head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sea darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sea scores with a hook.
The Human misses with a hook. Sea ducked under it nicely.
Sea ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
Decent striking displayed by Sea there.
The Human takes one to the chin there.
Sea scores with a three punch combo!
Sea just misses with a punch to the body.
Sea's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Sea duly obliges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sea misses with a body shot.
The Human scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The Human takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Human gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Sea.
Sea takes one on the button.
The Human throws a body shot but no joy.
The Human looks to score with a jab to the body but Sea is just out of range.

The Human clinches up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sea blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from The Human.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Human.

Sea breaks the clinch.
The Human ducks under a wild hook from Sea.
Sea throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sea checks a leg kick.
Sea tries to land a leg kick but The Human saw it coming and moves away.
Sea fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The Human.
Sea takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The Human checks a leg kick nicely.
The Human takes a swing at Sea's ribcage but misses.
The Human on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sea scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Coral Sea seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sea scores with a punch to the head.
The Human lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Human keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sea throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Human stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sea works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Sea looks to throw the jab but The Human is out of range.
The Human ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sea scores with a nice head shot.
The Human uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sea.
The Human gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A lazy left from The Human finds it's target.
The Human fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sea manages to avoid it.
The Human misses the jab.
The Human displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sea throws out the jab.
Sea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Human manages to avoid it.
The Human uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Sea has time to react.
Sea cracks The Human with a right hand to the side of the head.
Sea connects with a crisp jab.
The Human misses with a wild body shot.
The Human looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Sea misses with a straight right.
Sea jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sea misses the jab.
The Human throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Human throws out a loose jab but Sea uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sea ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Human.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Human throws a big shot that misses.
Sea connects with the punch.
Sea walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Sea connects with a looping right hand.
The Human lunges at Sea with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sea's hand.
The Human on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sea. Sea obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice defenses there by Sea.
The Human misses with an uppercut. Sea saw that one coming.
A big right from Sea misses.
Sea moves away from the strike by The Human.
The Human misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sea.
Sea dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

The Human moves into the clinch successfully.
The Human misses with a punch to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sea blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Sea manages to break the clinch.
Sea shoots in looking for a takedown but The Human manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Sea's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Sea is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Sea scoring well with a low kick there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Coral Sea showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! The Human's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Sea tries to score with a low kick but The Human moves his leg out of the way.
No luck for Sea with that takedown attempt.
Sea scores with the left hand. The Human knows he should have avoided that one.
Sea misses with the combination.
The Human thuds a left hand into Sea's body.
No joy there for Sea, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The Human is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Sea.
Sea changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sea takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

The Human moves into the clinch.
The Human softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Human tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sea's elbow.
The Human misses with the head strike.
Sea jumps guard but The Human stands there with Sea around his waist. Sea gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The Human doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from The Human.
The Human working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sea's elbow.

Sea breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Human defending well as Sea loads up on a big left hand.
Sea scores with a body shot.
The Human tries to close the distance and clinch but Sea swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sea ducks under a wild hook from The Human.

The Human gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The Human working aggressively here.
Sea tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Human's elbow.
Sea blocks an uppercut.
Sea wants a takedown.
Finn The Human has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Coral Sea.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Human.
Finn The Human has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Sea working aggressively here.
Sea swings wildly with an uppercut but The Human uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sea.
The Human blocks an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from The Human.

Sea pulls guard.
The Human wants to get up but he can't break Sea's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Finn The Human has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Human got a little sloppy there for a moment and Sea has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, The Human has managed to get both his arms back between Sea's legs - danger averted.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sea trying to keep a closed guard but The Human is proving a slippery customer.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
The Human scoring with punches to the head and body.
The Human trying to stand up but can't free himself from Sea's guard.

The Human stands and steps away. Sea gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Human throws a jab when Sea was well out of range.
The Human is looking to slow Sea down with leg kicks.
A big left from The Human misses.
The Human shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The Human drops his hands momentarily and Sea takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sea ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sea scores with a jab to the jaw.
The Human throws a jab but it's blocked by Sea.
The Human dodges the punch combination from Sea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Sea finds it's way through The Human's defenses.
Sea avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Human slips a straight right by Sea.
The Human wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nice uppercut lands for The Human. That snapped Sea's head back.
The Human takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The Human stuffs the takedown attempt from Sea. Sea gets slowly back to his feet.
Sea takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

The Human has managed to clinch.
Sea blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sea.
The Human lands with a left to the head.
Sea misses with the head strike.
The Human tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sea's elbow.
The Human is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

Sea pulls guard effortlessly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sea wants to sweep here but The Human controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Sea is looking for a triangle but The Human pushes his legs off easily.
The Human lands a couple of elbows.

The Human stands up from Sea's guard - The Human perhaps looking for a knockout.
The Human throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Human scores with a hook to the body. Sea takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Human throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sea misses with a straight left.
The Human misses with a straight left.
The Human throws a lazy right hand but Sea sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sea looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sea throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Human.
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sea was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.
The Human lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Good standup being displayed there by Sea as he connects with a hook.
A big right from The Human misses.
The Human throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Human scores with a jab. Sea acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sea was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.

And that's the end of the fight!
Finn The Human showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Sea has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Coral Sea!
A very excited looking Coral Sea rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.