PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hittori Hanzo (ranked 4113 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kebab Thinkshisfunny (ranked 4067 p4p, 0 weight class). Kebab Thinkshisfunny acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Hanzo
vs
Thinkshisfunny

176 cm
25
145 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

160 cm
25
145 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hittori Hanzo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kebab Thinkshisfunny!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Ren Mimura and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Thinkshisfunny throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Hanzo tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Thinkshisfunny is in Hanzo's guard.

Hanzo has his foot on Thinkshisfunny's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Thinkshisfunny works his way back into a safe position though.
Thinkshisfunny distracts Hanzo with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Thinkshisfunny should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Hanzo wants to get back to his feet but Thinkshisfunny is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Thinkshisfunny being controlled here momentarily.
Thinkshisfunny throws a strike but Hanzo rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Thinkshisfunny is pulling down on Hanzo's head to control his posture.
Thinkshisfunny wants to sweep but no luck.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thinkshisfunny wants to improve his position but instead Hanzo has moved into half guard.
Thinkshisfunny really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hanzo. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hanzo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Thinkshisfunny keeps control of the position for the meantime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thinkshisfunny keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hanzo sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Thinkshisfunny defending well though.

Hanzo stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Thinkshisfunny to get to his feet.

Thinkshisfunny throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Hanzo was covering up waiting for the punch and Thinkshisfunny finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Hanzo will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Thinkshisfunny throws a big right hand that misses.
Hanzo keeping moving, preventing Thinkshisfunny from controlling successfully.
Thinkshisfunny working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Thinkshisfunny must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Thinkshisfunny landing some decent shots from guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanzo pulls Thinkshisfunny in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hanzo has momentary wrist control but Thinkshisfunny slips an elbow through the middle.
Hanzo trying to control the position.
Thinkshisfunny slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Hanzo is trying to keep Thinkshisfunny in close.
Thinkshisfunny keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hanzo's head.
Hanzo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thinkshisfunny postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hanzo seems keen to control Thinkshisfunny's posture.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Thinkshisfunny's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Hanzo has his foot on Thinkshisfunny's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Thinkshisfunny works his way back into a safe position though.
Thinkshisfunny postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hanzo is trying to keep Thinkshisfunny in close.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hanzo wants to get back to his feet but Thinkshisfunny is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Hanzo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thinkshisfunny stands up over Hanzo, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Thinkshisfunny with a nice head shot there.
Thinkshisfunny lands a couple of decent looking shots.

Hanzo is rocked!

Hanzo is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Thinkshisfunny is aware though and is defending well.
Oh Hanzo is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thinkshisfunny works over Hanzo with some ground and pound from guard.
Thinkshisfunny postures up and lands a big shot to Hanzo's brow.
Thinkshisfunny postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Hanzo covers up, he's hurt! Thinkshisfunny keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Thinkshisfunny and the ref steps in to end the fight! Thinkshisfunny can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kebab Thinkshisfunny!