PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zane Dominic (ranked 4923 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Stern (ranked 2013 p4p, 0 weight class). Stern has chosen The Great American Nightmare as his entrance music. Howard Stern is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Dominic
vs
Stern

193 cm
19
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

184 cm
44
220 lbs
38 - 34 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zane Dominic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 34 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Howard Stern!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Stern.

Stern tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Stern has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dominic struggling a bit here.

Stern is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Dominic knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Stern is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Dominic is trying to get back to half guard.
Dominic striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Stern has hold of Dominic's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Dominic seems comfortable defending it but Stern has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Dominic is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Dominic is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Stern couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Howard Stern!
During a confident post fight interview, Howard Stern thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.