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Event: gc 175     
Date:   Nov 11, 2017
#R1#
Tahere misses with a looping right.
Tahere throws a good cross that connects.
Tahere ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lightbeer moves away.
Lightbeer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tahere blocks a leg kick.
Tahere scores with a leg kick.
Lightbeer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tahere throws out a counter right but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem.
Tahere throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lightbeer tries to land a leg kick but Tahere saw it coming and moves away.
Lightbeer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tahere sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tahere checks a leg kick.
Tahere slips a straight right by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice shot lands for Tahere.
Lightbeer lands with a nice body kick.
Tahere does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Tahere throws the kick towards the body but Lightbeer avoids it.
Lightbeer misses with a straight right.
A jab from Lightbeer does it's job there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tahere swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lightbeer.#T1#
Tahere throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tahere throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Lightbeer with a hook.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Tahere goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lightbeer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lightbeer fails to land with a series of punches.
Lightbeer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tahere was well out of range. Poor timing from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tahere fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lightbeer checks it well.
Lightbeer moves out of range of the body kick from Tahere.
Lightbeer tries to work over Tahere's front leg with a kick but Tahere checks it.
Tahere moves out of range of the strikes.
Tahere appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Tahere moves out of range easily.
Tahere pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tahere on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lightbeer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Tahere in his tracks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tahere. #T2#
Tahere wants to slow Lightbeer down by chopping away at his legs.
Lightbeer thumps Tahere with a low kick.
Tahere pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lightbeer throwing a counter right hand but Tahere manages to avoid it.
Lightbeer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lightbeer slips under a jab.
Lightbeer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tahere throws a leg kick which misses Lightbeer's front leg but catches the back leg as Lightbeer tries to avoid it.
Tahere throws a head kick that misses.
Tahere keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Tahere misses the target.
Lightbeer scores with a nice head shot.
Lightbeer moves out of range as Tahere strikes.
Dyllz Tahere seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Tahere fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lightbeer, pushing him back against the cage.
Tahere lands with a short punch from the clinch. #BC#
Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tahere.
Lightbeer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tahere. #CL2#
Tahere clinches up against the cage.
Tahere can't find room to land a body shot as Lightbeer controls the action. #T3##BC#
Lightbeer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lightbeer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lightbeer lands a head kick!
Tahere lands with an uppercut that bounces Lightbeer off the cage and back into range.
Tahere wants to slow Lightbeer down by chopping away at his legs.
Tahere checks a leg kick.
Tahere throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses.
Lightbeer misses with an uppercut. Tahere saw that one coming.
Lightbeer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tahere.
It looked like Lightbeer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tahere tries a low kick but Lightbeer avoids it.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightbeer misses the target.
Tahere buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tahere!
The crowd cheers as Tahere lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lightbeer doesn't seem phased though.
An inside leg kick from Tahere misses. #CL2#
Tahere moves into the clinch.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tahere scores with a hook to the body.
Lightbeer trying to stall but Tahere improves his position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lightbeer.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Lightbeer is looking to break free of the clinch but Tahere has double underhooks.
Lightbeer will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Tahere up against the cage.
Lightbeer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Tahere is keeping busy.
A short right from Tahere.
Tahere lands with a light punch inside.
Lightbeer stalling in the clinch but Tahere improves position.
Nice body punch from Tahere.
Tahere scores with a hook to the body.
Tahere lands with a short shot to the head.
Tahere has Lightbeer pressed against the cage, preventing Lightbeer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tahere works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lightbeer is breathing heavily.
Tahere is leaning against Lightbeer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Tahere misses with a body punch.
Lightbeer prevents a body shot from Tahere.
Lightbeer stalling the fight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dyllz Tahere dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Tahere connects with an inside leg kick.
Lightbeer missing with a left hand there. Tahere was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tahere throws a counter combo.
Tahere throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tahere connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tahere.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tahere! But no joy.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Tahere checks it.
Tahere throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tahere throws a leg kick but Lightbeer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lightbeer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Tahere misses with a low kick.
Tahere throws an overhand right that lands on Lightbeer's shoulder, as Lightbeer tries to avoid the shot.
Tahere throws a front kick aimed at Lightbeer's knee but Lightbeer avoids it well.
Tahere takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tahere misses with a double jab.
Tahere looks to land a left hand but Lightbeer moved out of range nicely.
Lightbeer looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A leg kick checked by Lightbeer.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightbeer misses the target.
A head kick misses from Tahere.
Lightbeer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Tahere's head.#T1#
Lightbeer slips under a jab.
Donk. Lightbeer catches Tahere right on the button with a cross.
An inside leg kick lands from Tahere.
Nice cross by Lightbeer.
Tahere looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Tahere swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tahere slips a straight right by Lightbeer.
Tahere throws a leg kick but Lightbeer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Tahere scores with a nice body kick.
A left and a right from Lightbeer both land. Nice combination.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Tahere checks a leg kick nicely.
Tahere ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tahere misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tahere displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lightbeer throws out the jab.
Tahere throws a leg kick
and Lightbeer counters with a good low kick that Tahere was not able to check.
Tahere lands a lovely overhand right.#T2#
Tahere steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lightbeer.
Tahere fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lightbeer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lightbeer looks to land a left hand but Tahere moved out of range nicely.
Tahere takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Tahere pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Tahere was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tahere throws a looping overhand right but Lightbeer ducks down to avoid it.
Tahere looks to score with a jab to the body but Lightbeer is just out of range.
Lightbeer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Nice defenses there by Tahere.
Tahere moves out of range as Lightbeer strikes.
Tahere does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lightbeer looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Tahere checks a low kick from Lightbeer.
Tahere has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lightbeer throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lightbeer throws a combination that misses
and Tahere counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Tahere connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lightbeer's hands.
Tahere ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dyllz Tahere seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tahere throws a low kick but Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
Tahere thumps Lightbeer with a low kick.#T3#
Lightbeer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tahere.
Lightbeer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Tahere just manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheers as Tahere lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lightbeer doesn't seem phased though.
Lightbeer throws a body punch but Tahere moves out of range.
Tahere swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lightbeer looks to land a left hand but Tahere moved out of range nicely.
Tahere lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Tahere throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lightbeer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightbeer misses the target.
Tahere scores with a punch to the head.
Tahere moves away from the strike by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Tahere moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Tahere on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Lightbeer misses with a hook.
An inside leg kick from Lightbeer misses.
Tahere looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A jab from Tahere misses.
Lightbeer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tahere.
Tahere throws a right hand that Lightbeer ducks under and follows up with a left that Lightbeer also avoids with ease.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick.
Tahere lands a nice looking body shot.
Lightbeer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lightbeer checks a leg kick.
Tahere misses with a low kick.
It looked like Lightbeer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick
and Tahere counters with an outside leg kick.
Lightbeer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tahere has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lightbeer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tahere.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tahere.
Lightbeer misses with a hook.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but Tahere moves out of range easily.
Despite the aggression on Tahere's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A low kick from Tahere misses
and Lightbeer counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Tahere feints and then cracks Lightbeer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lightbeer down.
Tahere defending well as Lightbeer loads up on a big left hand.
Tahere misses with an uppercut. Lightbeer saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dyllz Tahere showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Lightbeer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tahere misses with a looping left.
Tahere cracks Lightbeer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A big right from Lightbeer misses.
Tahere throws a sloppy head kick
and Lightbeer counters with a good low kick that Tahere was not able to check.
Tahere throws a jab when Lightbeer was well out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Lightbeer - that will leave a mark!
Tahere scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Tahere is looking to land body kicks.
Tahere uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lightbeer.
Tahere feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lightbeer's calf.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick misses from Tahere.
It looked like Lightbeer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Lightbeer crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Tahere - the referee stops the clock and Lightbeer gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Tahere. Lightbeer manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Tahere scores with a hook.
Tahere goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lightbeer takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.#T1#
An inside leg kick from Tahere misses.
Tahere pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lightbeer tried to score with a low kick but Tahere checks it.
Lightbeer throws out a loose jab but Tahere uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice uppercut there from Tahere.
Lightbeer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightbeer misses the target.
Tahere throws a hook to the side of Lightbeer's head but Lightbeer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tahere uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer looks to land a right hand but Tahere moved out of range.
Good shot there by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer slips a straight right by Tahere.
Lightbeer throws a counter high kick but Tahere was just alert enough to avoid it.
A cross from Tahere lands.
Lightbeer tries to land a leg kick but Tahere saw it coming and moves away.
Lightbeer throws a looping overhand right but Tahere ducks down to avoid it.
Tahere doesn't manage to clinch there - Lightbeer circles away.
Lightbeer scores with a nice strike.#T2#
Tahere connects with a solid leg kick.
Lightbeer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tahere misses with a looping right.
Tahere lands with a hook. Lightbeer tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tahere swings away with a leg kick that misses.
It looked like Lightbeer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tahere cracks Lightbeer with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Tahere scores with a decent looking hook.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tahere checks a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Tahere misses the target.
Lightbeer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lightbeer throws a jab but it's blocked by Tahere.
Lightbeer connects with a nice looking jab.
Lightbeer looks to land a combination but Tahere avoids it well.
Tahere gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Tahere misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lightbeer went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Tahere misses with a low kick as Lightbeer jumps back.
Lightbeer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T3#
Some bone on bone action there as Tahere checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Lightbeer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Tahere lands a jab-cross combination.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Tahere moved away.
Lightbeer takes one to the chin there.
Tahere misses with a looping left.
Lightbeer throws a front kick aimed at Tahere's knee but Tahere avoids it well.
Tahere swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lightbeer misses with a hook
and Tahere connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A low kick from Tahere misses
and Lightbeer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lightbeer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Tahere tests Lightbeer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tahere moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A swing and a miss from Lightbeer.#CL2#
Tahere closes the distance and pushes Lightbeer back into the cage.#T4#
Lightbeer is trying to maintain a safe position but Tahere gets an underhook and turns Lightbeer into the cage.
Lightbeer looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Lightbeer displaying some good clinch control by pressing Tahere up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tahere.
Tahere is working Lightbeer over against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tahere goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lightbeer is trying to maintain a safe position but Tahere gets an underhook and turns Lightbeer into the cage.
Lightbeer takes a shot to the head.
Tahere struggles to land a body shot inside as Lightbeer controls his hands.
Tahere lands a body shot in the clinch.
Tahere tries to throw a body punch but Lightbeer avoids it by throwing Tahere back against the cage.
The referee calls for Lightbeer to work.
Buzz Lightbeer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#BC#
Lightbeer breaks from the clinch.
Tahere looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Tahere moves out of range.
Lightbeer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Tahere lands a really nice looking cross but Lightbeer seems unphased.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dyllz Tahere comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Tahere has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dyllz Tahere!

 

Event: gc 170     
Date:   Oct 07, 2017
#R1#
Jones looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Nice cross by Lightbeer.
Jones fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jones looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Leandro Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones shoots in and drives through. Lightbeer sprawls well.
Lightbeer is looking to counter with head kicks.
We've been informed that Jones has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lightbeer throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Jones swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
Lightbeer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jones tries for a takedown but Lightbeer circles away easily
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Lightbeer lands a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lightbeer throws a right and a left that Jones avoids nicely.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot.
Lightbeer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Lightbeer enables Jones to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Lightbeer manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.#SUB2#
Jones drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Jones jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #ES#
Lightbeer kicks Jones off and gets to his feet.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lightbeer. #T1#
Lightbeer pushes Jones away with a front kick.
Lightbeer throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lightbeer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lightbeer thuds his right hand into Jones's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lightbeer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones throws a looping overhand right but Lightbeer ducks down to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Lightbeer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lightbeer sprawls well. Lightbeer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jones gets slowly back to his feet.
Buzz Lightbeer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Leandro Jones.
Lightbeer blocks a jab.
Lightbeer connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#CL2#
Jones has closed the distance and engaged Lightbeer in a clinch.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Lightbeer has Jones pushed against the cage.
Jones lands with a right to the head.
Lightbeer stalling. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lightbeer stalling in the clinch but Jones improves position.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Buzz Lightbeer.
Jones displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lightbeer throws out the jab.
Lightbeer with a hook.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jones's hands.
Lightbeer cracks a nice hook into Jones's ribs.
Lightbeer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jones.
Lightbeer with a body punch. A glancing blow. #TD2#
Jones feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#ES#
Lightbeer scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lightbeer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Lightbeer lands with a right hand.
Jones misses with a looping right.
Lightbeer misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.
Jones takes one to the side of the head.
Jones fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lightbeer checks it well. #T3#
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightbeer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Lightbeer moves away from the strike by Jones.
Jones blocks a jab.
Jones throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Lightbeer counters with a leg kick.
Lightbeer keeps the fight on the outside.
Lightbeer thumps Jones with a low kick.
Lightbeer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lightbeer cracks Jones with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
Jones throws a hook but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good standup being displayed there by Lightbeer as he connects with a hook.
Jones moves out of range as Lightbeer strikes.
Lightbeer throws a shot from downtown. Jones moves away and avoids it.
Jones takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jones throws a shot to the body.
Jones takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jones tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lightbeer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T4#
Jones throws a head kick but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Lightbeer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lightbeer misses with a looping right.
Lightbeer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones fails to land the takedown.
Jones walks into a straight right hand from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lightbeer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jones.
Jones throws a counter combo.
Lightbeer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Lightbeer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lightbeer lands with a cross.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Lightbeer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lightbeer lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jones has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lightbeer throws a wild body kick that Jones sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Crunch! Jones slams his shin into Lightbeer's torso.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lightbeer missing with a left hand there. Jones was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jones tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jones defending well as Lightbeer loads up on a big left hand.
Jones is looking to slow Lightbeer down with leg kicks.
Jones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lightbeer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lightbeer misses with a straight left.
It seemed like Jones was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lightbeer. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.#KD2#
Jones lands a high kick to the side of Lightbeer's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Jones dives into guard, looking to finish.#CUT2#
It looks like Buzz Lightbeer has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lightbeer wants to stand and escape but Jones is having none of it.
Jones trying to control but Lightbeer is working from the bottom.
Jones landing some decent shots from guard. #ES#
Lightbeer has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Jones is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Jones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lightbeers head.
Lightbeer trying to control the position but instead, Jones has worked for underhooks and has pushed Lightbeer into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jones creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Jones is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lightbeer is defending well for now.#BC#
Lightbeer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jones lunges at Lightbeer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lightbeer's hand.
Lightbeer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot.
Lightbeer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Jones fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#ROC2#
Lightbeer is rocked!
Jones circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Lightbeer drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Jones follows Lightbeer to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leandro Jones!
Leandro Jones bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: gc 165     
Date:   Sep 02, 2017
#R1#
Lightbeer takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lightbeer has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Skog checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Skog blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Skog looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Skog misses with a right hand
and Lightbeer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Skog lands a two punch combo.
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Skog throws out a counter right but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem.
Skog just misses with a punch to the body.
Lightbeer blocks a low kick nicely.
Skog wants to land a leg kick but Lightbeer is out of range.
Lightbeer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Donk. Skog catches Lightbeer right on the button with a cross.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick.
Skog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Skog waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lightbeer.
Jab, jab by Lightbeer - just one landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skog delivers a nice body kick.#T1#
Lightbeer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Skog connects with an inside leg kick.
Skog scores with a nice body kick.
Skog bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice sprawl there from Lightbeer as Skog shoots in.
Skog lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Skog misses with a body kick.
Lightbeer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Skog just manages to avoid it.
Lightbeer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Skog's sensitive parts.
Skog misses with an uppercut.
Skog with a jab.
Lightbeer tries to bum rush Skog with a series of wild strikes but Skog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lightbeer ducks right into an uppercut from Skog.
Good exchange - Skog coming out on top.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Skog misses with an uppercut. #T2#
Skog swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Skog misses the target.
Lightbeer appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Skog throws a jab when Lightbeer was well out of range.
Skog scores with a push kick.
Donk. Skog catches Lightbeer right on the button with a cross.
Skog lands with a right hand.
Skog delivers a nice body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Skog finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Skog scores with a jab to the head.
Skog avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lightbeer is looking to slow Skog down with leg kicks.
The fight stays on the outside here - Skog looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lightbeer lands with a hook. Skog tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #T3#
Lightbeer misses with a low kick as Skog jumps back.
Skog tries a quick counter leg kick but Lightbeer is wise to it.
Lightbeer will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Skog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Skog fails in his attempt to clinch.
Skog throws a body punch but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Lightbeer connects with an inside leg kick.
Skog misses with an uppercut. Lightbeer saw that one coming.
Skog tries to work over Lightbeer's front leg with a kick but Lightbeer checks it.
Skog throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fighters circling - Lightbeer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A countering left hand to the body from Skog misses.
Lightbeer takes a swing at Skog's ribcage but misses.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Skog avoids the head kick by Lightbeer.
Skog throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T4#
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Skog moves out of range easily.
Lightbeer misses with a head kick.
Skog is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Lightbeer with a body shot.
Skog ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lightbeer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Skog throws a hook but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Skog is looking to clinch but Lightbeer is avoiding it.
Lightbeer lands a lovely overhand right.
Skog swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Skog moves out of range of the strikes.
Lightbeer checks a leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skog thumps Lightbeer with a low kick.
Skog gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Lightbeer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Skog throws out a leg kick but Lightbeer moves out of range and Skog only half commits.
Skog tries to work over Lightbeer's front leg with a kick but Lightbeer checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Skog dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Lightbeer scores with a decent looking hook.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick as Skog jumps back.
Skog lands with a nice combination. Lightbeer backs away looking to recover.
Skog throws a head kick that Lightbeer semi-blocks.
Lightbeer takes a jab right on the kisser.
Skog throws a wild body kick that Lightbeer sees coming a mile off.
Skog lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lightbeer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Skog takes a swing at Lightbeer's ribcage but misses.
Lightbeer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Skog.
Skog throws a leg kick which misses Lightbeer's front leg but catches the back leg as Lightbeer tries to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses.
Skog connects with an inside leg kick.
Dan Skog seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T1#
Skog moves out of range of the leg kick from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer works the jab nicely.
Skog uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lightbeer.
Skog bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lightbeer's head backwards.
Skog has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lightbeer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lightbeer scoring well with a low kick there.
Lightbeer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Skog scoring well with a low kick there.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
Skog tries a quick counter leg kick but Lightbeer is wise to it.
Skog shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lightbeer throws a low kick, looking for Skog's leg but Skog calmly moves out of range.
Skog walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Skog tried to score with a low kick but Lightbeer checks it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lightbeer. #T2#
Lightbeer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#CL2#
Skog instigates a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A body shot lands from Skog.
Lightbeer tries to stall but Skog uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Skog misses with the head strike.
Lightbeer blocking some punches. #BC#
Lightbeer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Skog gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lightbeer.
Nice body kick there by Skog.
Skog with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Skog listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Skog lands a leg kick that knocks Lightbeer off balance momentarily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Skog.
Skog takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Skog stuns Lightbeer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Skog lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#T3#
A swing and a miss from Lightbeer.
Skog pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Skog moves out of range.
Lightbeer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Skog.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Skog shoots and misses
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand. #CL2#
Skog has taken the fight to the clinch.
Skog scores with a shoulder strike. #BC2#
Skog pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Skog moves away from the strike by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer moves out of range of the body kick.
Skog dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lightbeer. That did some damage!
Dan Skog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skog lunges at Lightbeer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lightbeer's hand.
Skog changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Skog throws a right hand that Lightbeer ducks under and follows up with a left that Lightbeer also avoids with ease.#T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lightbeer moves away from the strike by Skog.
Skog misses with a looping right.
Skog looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A slow jab from Lightbeer misses its intended target. #CL2#
Skog moves into range and clinches up with Lightbeer.
Skog throws a head punch that misses.
Skog lands a hook that snaps the head of Lightbeer backwards.
Skog lands a right hand.
Lightbeer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Skog lands a body shot.
Lightbeer stalling in the clinch.
Skog is leaning against Lightbeer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lightbeer trying to stall but Skog improves his position.
Skog lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lightbeer blocking some punches. #BC2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Skog escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Skog scores with a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Skog showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Skog feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lightbeer's calf.
Lightbeer slips under a jab.
Lightbeer throws a series of punches but Skog moves out of range.
Skog looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Skog misses with a leg kick
and Lightbeer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Skog's knee momentarily.
Lightbeer checks a low kick from Skog.
Skog misses with a leg kick.
Lightbeer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Skog has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Skog misses with a hook. Lightbeer ducked under it nicely.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick
and Skog counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lightbeer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Skog.
Lightbeer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Skog was well out of range. Poor timing from Lightbeer.
Skog throws a quick inside leg kick. #T1#
Skog connects with a right hand. Lightbeer shakes it off.
Skog throws an overhand right that lands on Lightbeer's shoulder, as Lightbeer tries to avoid the shot.
Skog blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Skog looks to land a body kick but Lightbeer moved away.
Lightbeer appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Skog doesn't manage to clinch there - Lightbeer circles away.
Skog darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Lightbeer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Lightbeer moves out of range of the body kick.
Skog looks to land a right hand but Lightbeer moved out of range.
Skog attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Skog moves out of range as Lightbeer throws a body kick.
Lightbeer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lightbeer lunges at Skog with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Skog's hand. #T2#
A head kick misses from Lightbeer.
Skog misses with a looping right.
Nice defenses there by Skog.
A shot to the liver by Skog. Beautiful body shot.
Lightbeer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lightbeer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Skog is looking to land body kicks.
Skog slips under a jab from Lightbeer.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Skog throws a low kick, looking for Lightbeer's leg but Lightbeer calmly moves out of range.
Lightbeer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lightbeer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Skog.
A bone on bone clash there as Lightbeer blocks the leg kick. #T3#
Skog scores with a spinning back kick!
A shot to the liver by Skog. Beautiful body shot.
Lightbeer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lightbeer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Skog throws a front kick that sends Lightbeer stumbling back into the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Skog moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Skog cracks Lightbeer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Lightbeer misses with a jab to the body
enabling Skog to counter with a crisp jab.
Skog lands a nice looking body shot.
Skog fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lightbeer.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lightbeer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Skog.
Lightbeer blocks a head kick by Skog.
Lightbeer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dan Skog is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
Skog lands a nice looking body kick.
Skog connects with a leg kick. Lightbeer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Skog misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lightbeer.
Skog tries to land a leg kick but Lightbeer saw it coming and moves away.
Lightbeer cracks Skog with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lightbeer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Skog throws out a loose jab but Lightbeer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Skog moves out of range easily.
Buzz Lightbeer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Skog moves out of range.
Skog explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Lightbeer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Skog.
A cross from Skog lands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dan Skog comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Skog has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dan Skog!

 

Event: Gc160     
Date:   Jul 29, 2017
#R1#
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Pillowhands moves out of range easily.
Pillowhands drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lightbeer sprawls and moves away.
We've been informed that Lightbeer has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Pillowhands moves out of range of the leg kick from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lightbeer's corner calls for a 1-2. Lightbeer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Pillowhands moves out of range easily.
Pillowhands drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lightbeer sprawls and moves away.
Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks.
Pillowhands tries to counter with a takedown but Lightbeer is quick to defend against it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pillowhands is out of range.
Pillowhands half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Lightbeer throws a hook but Pillowhands avoids it easily.
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Pillowhands moves out of range easily.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Lightbeer throws a leg kick that misses.
Buzz Lightbeer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pillowhands moves out of range of the strikes.
Pillowhands tries to counter with a takedown but Lightbeer is quick to defend against it.
Lightbeer scores with a jab.
Pillowhands checks a leg kick.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
Pillowhands changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Pillowhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lightbeer sprawls and moves away.
Lightbeer lands a jab.
A big left from Lightbeer misses. #T2#
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pillowhands shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Pillowhands slips under a jab from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer misses with an uppercut.
Pillowhands half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A jab from Lightbeer misses.
Lightbeer scores with a jab.
A big right from Lightbeer misses.
Pillowhands appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#T3#
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Pillowhands changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Lightbeer swinging wildly here.
Lightbeer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pillowhands moves away.
Pillowhands attempts a counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it well and moves away.
Pillowhands slips under a jab.
Lightbeer misses with a looping right.
Pillowhands feinted with a counter takedown.
Lightbeer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pillowhands attempts a counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it well and moves away.
Lightbeer throws a shot from downtown. Pillowhands moves away and avoids it.
Pillowhands changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#T4#
Lightbeer throws a low kick but Pillowhands avoids it.
Pillowhands feinted with a counter takedown.
Lightbeer is looking to land body kicks.
Lightbeer throws a series of punches but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Lightbeer misses with an uppercut. Pillowhands saw that one coming.
Pillowhands attempts a counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it well and moves away.
Pillowhands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lightbeer throws out the jab.
Pillowhands half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Pillowhands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pillowhands tries to counter with a takedown but Lightbeer is quick to defend against it.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightbeer misses the target.
Pillowhands drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lightbeer sprawls and moves away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick #TD#
and Pillowhands counters with a single leg into guard. Lightbeer didn't expect that.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lightbeer throws a poor cross that misses #TD#
so Pillowhands counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Lightbeer. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Lightbeer wants to stand up but Pillowhands is controlling him.
Pillowhands is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Pillowhands looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pillowhands stops Lightbeer from standing up. #ES2#
Lightbeer has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Pillowhands is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Lightbeer stalls.
Lightbeer stalls.
The crowd are getting on Lightbeer's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.#T1#
Pillowhands has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Lightbeer avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Lightbeer controlling the action here for a moment.
Pillowhands being controlled against the cage.
Lightbeer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lightbeer holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Buzz Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws out a leg kick but Pillowhands moves out of range and Lightbeer only half commits.
Pillowhands half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Lightbeer misses with a head kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Lightbeer misses the target.
Pillowhands appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A big left from Lightbeer misses.
Lightbeer throws a body kick that misses.
Lightbeer connects with a looping right hand.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pillowhands.
Pillowhands appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Lightbeer misses with an uppercut. Pillowhands saw that one coming.
Buzz Lightbeer seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T3#
Pillowhands moves out of range of the strikes.
Pillowhands appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
A head kick by Lightbeer misses #TD#
and Pillowhands counters with a single leg into guard. Lightbeer didn't expect that.
Lightbeer wants to stand but Pillowhands is controlling the position.
Lightbeer wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Pillowhands manages to pass to side control.
Lightbeer is trying to stand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Still in half guard, Pillowhands seems content to control.
Pillowhands prevents Lightbeer from standing back up. #T4#
Pillowhands wants to pass the guard but Lightbeer is defending well.
Lightbeer is looking to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pillowhands not doing much here. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Pillowhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pillowhands changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Pillowhands on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lightbeer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pillowhands.
Pillowhands attempts a counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it well and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Lightbeer misses with a hook. Pillowhands ducked under it nicely.
Pillowhands half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Lightbeer throws a low kick, looking for Pillowhands's leg but Pillowhands calmly moves out of range.
Pillowhands tries to counter with a takedown but Lightbeer is quick to defend against it.
Lightbeer scores with a head kick.
Lightbeer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pillowhands half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Pillowhands checks the leg kick.
Pillowhands changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Lightbeer looks for the body kick but Pillowhands saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lightbeer tries to land a leg kick but Pillowhands saw it coming and moves away.
Pillowhands appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#T1#
Lightbeer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pillowhands feinted with a counter takedown.
Lightbeer is looking to slow Pillowhands down with leg kicks.
Pillowhands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Pillowhands slips a jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands slips a jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Pillowhands attempts a counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it well and moves away.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pillowhands attempts a counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it well and moves away.
Lightbeer fakes the leg kick and cracks Pillowhands in the body.
Douche Pillowhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
A head kick misses from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Pillowhands avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pillowhands drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lightbeer sprawls and moves away.
Lightbeer throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a front kick aimed at Pillowhands's knee but Pillowhands avoids it well.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Pillowhands sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lightbeer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pillowhands attempts a counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it well and moves away.
Pillowhands is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #T3#
Lightbeer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pillowhands sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pillowhands feinted with a counter takedown.
Lightbeer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pillowhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands feinted with a counter takedown.
Lightbeer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pillowhands appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Lightbeer throws a lazy right hand but Pillowhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pillowhands avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pillowhands appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Pillowhands moves out of range as Lightbeer strikes.
Pillowhands tries to counter with a takedown but Lightbeer is quick to defend against it.
Lightbeer throws a jab but it's blocked by Pillowhands.
Pillowhands feinted with a counter takedown.#T4#
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Pillowhands has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pillowhands there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lightbeer swings for the body but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Pillowhands half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Lightbeer swings for the body but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Lightbeer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Pillowhands moves out of range easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lightbeer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lightbeer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Buzz Lightbeer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Lightbeer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 26:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 26:30
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer!

Buzz Lightbeer bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Douche Pillowhands spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm not sure where to go from here? Do I keep fighting?'.

 

Event: gc 155     
Date:   Jun 24, 2017
#R1#
Poe lands the left hand.
Lightbeer cracks a nice hook into Poe's ribs.
Poe lunges at Lightbeer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lightbeer's hand.
Lightbeer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Poe has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
EA Poe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Poe fails to land with a series of punches.
Poe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lightbeer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lightbeer throws a quick counter head kick but Poe was just out of range.
Poe lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Poe swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Poe throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big left from Lightbeer misses.
Poe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lightbeer counters with a straight right hand.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lightbeer.
The fighters circle momentarily. Poe darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Some wild striking there from Poe.
Poe misses with a lunging right hand
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Poe cracks Lightbeer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Poe misses with a hook. Lightbeer ducked under it nicely. #T1#
Poe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Poe has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Poe there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lightbeer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Poe slips a jab from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer slips under a jab.
Poe looks to throw the jab but Lightbeer is out of range.
It looked like Lightbeer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Poe.
Lightbeer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Poe.
Poe misses with an uppercut.
Poe uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lightbeer has time to react.
Poe will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lightbeer lands with a kick to the temple. Poe shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Lightbeer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The fighters circling - Poe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Poe! #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lightbeer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Poe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lightbeer.
Poe takes a swing at Lightbeer's ribcage but misses.
Lightbeer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Poe just manages to avoid it.
Lightbeer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at YOUNG GUNS in the buildup to the fight.
Poe throws a combination that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Poe lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
Poe throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lightbeer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Poe lands a jab-cross combination.
Poe misses the shot to the body. #KD2#
Oh, that's a big right hand from Poe and Lightbeer goes tumbling to the canvas! Poe follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard. #ROC2#
Lightbeer is rocked!#SUB2#
Poe is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Lightbeer doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Poe.
Oh Lightbeer is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lightbeer is trying to stand up here but Poe is controlling him well.
Poe winds up and cracks Lightbeer with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Lightbeer seems to have got his legs back now.
Lightbeer tries to kick Poe off but Poe keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #T3#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lightbeer pushes Poe off but Poe dives into side control. #ES#
Lightbeer sneaks out the side door and pushes Poe away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Lightbeer misses with a looping left.
Poe scores with a nice head shot.
Poe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Lightbeer to counter with a crisp jab.
Lightbeer is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Poe.
Poe throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Poe on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lightbeer. Lightbeer obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice shot by Poe.
Lightbeer moves out of range of the strikes.
Poe throws a jab but it's blocked by Lightbeer. #T4#
Poe slips under a jab from Lightbeer.
Poe misses with a body shot
and Lightbeer counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Poe fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lightbeer checks it well.
Lightbeer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Poe.
Sloppy strikes from Poe. Those never looked like landing.
As Poe backs away, Lightbeer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Lightbeer throws a low kick, looking for Poe's leg but Poe calmly moves out of range.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
Poe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lightbeer dodges the punch combination from Poe.
Lightbeer throws a quick counter head kick but Poe was just out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Poe. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Poe.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Poe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lightbeer throws a counter high kick but Poe was just alert enough to avoid it.
A shot to the body from Poe misses
and Lightbeer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Poe.
A leg kick checked by Poe.
Poe wants to counter with a clinch but Lightbeer pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

EA Poe dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Poe misses with a straight right.
Lightbeer slips a jab and a cross from Poe.
Lightbeer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Lightbeer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Poe lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A jab from Poe misses.
Lightbeer scores with a jab. Poe acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Poe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lightbeer.
Poe defending well as Lightbeer loads up on a big left hand.
Lightbeer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Poe.
Poe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lightbeer counters with a thumping low kick.
Poe lands a jab to the head.
Lightbeer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lightbeer looks to throw the jab but Poe is out of range.
Poe throws out a counter right but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem.
Poe scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab, jab by Poe - just one landing.
Poe takes a head kick and shrugs it off. #T1#
Poe thuds his right hand into Lightbeer's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lightbeer throws a jab when Poe was well out of range.
Poe misses with a head kick.
Poe looks to land a combination but Lightbeer avoids it well.
As Poe backs away, Lightbeer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Lightbeer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Poe just misses with a punch to the body.
Poe misses with a hook to the body
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Left hook, right uppercut from Poe.
Lightbeer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Poe's hands.
Good shot there by Lightbeer.#ROC#
Poe is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Poe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lightbeer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Poe's knee momentarily.
Poe is still on wobbly legs! Can Lightbeer finish him?
Poe cracks Lightbeer with a good jab.
Poe seems to have recovered his senses.
Poe throws a lazy uppercut
and Lightbeer counters with a two punch combo.
EA Poe is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lightbeer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Poe.
Lightbeer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Lightbeer lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
EA Poe seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
Lightbeer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Poe has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Poe moves out of range of the body kick.
Poe fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Poe throws a lazy right hand but Lightbeer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lightbeer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Poe has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lightbeer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Poe scores with a shot to the body.
Lightbeer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lightbeer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightbeer checks a leg kick.
Poe misses with a hook to the body
and Lightbeer counters with a big head kick but Poe shrugs it off.
Poe's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Lightbeer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Poe.
Poe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Lightbeer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.#T3#
A shot to the liver by Poe. Beautiful body shot.
Poe looks to land a combination but Lightbeer avoids it well.
Poe missing with a left hand there. Lightbeer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Poe connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lightbeer connects with a high kick.
Poe scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lightbeer walks into a straight right hand from Poe.
Poe scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Poe misses the shot to the body.
Lightbeer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Poe finds it's way round the side to connect with Lightbeer's head.
Poe misses with an uppercut
and Lightbeer counters with a three punch combo that has Poe backing up. Poe nods at Lightbeer to acknowledge the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poe missing with a left hand there. Lightbeer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lightbeer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Poe.
Poe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lightbeer is looking to counter with head kicks.
Poe fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #T4#
Poe throws a lazy right hand but Lightbeer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lightbeer half committed to a counter leg kick.
Poe throws a one two combo.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lightbeer. Poe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lightbeer looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Poe on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lightbeer. Lightbeer obviously looking to wear him down.
Poe misses with a low kick as Lightbeer jumps back.
A punch lands to the side of Lightbeer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Poe throws a poor cross that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a left and a right that stings Poe.
Poe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lightbeer counters with a straight right hand.
Lightbeer slips a straight right by Poe.
Poe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lightbeer dips to his left and cracks Poe with an uppercut!
Decent striking displayed by Poe there.
Lightbeer jabs Poe right on the nose. Poe blinks but takes it well.
Poe staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but EA Poe will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Poe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lightbeer looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Lightbeer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Poe takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Poe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Poe gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Poe throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Poe moves forwards but Lightbeer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Poe misses with a hook to the body
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Lightbeer walks into a stiff left hand from Poe.
A slow jab from Lightbeer misses its intended target.
Good standup being displayed there by Poe as he connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Poe let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Poe plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Lightbeer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T1#
Lightbeer slips a jab from Poe.
Lightbeer is looking to counter punch.
Poe scores with a jab. Lightbeer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lightbeer throws an overhand right that lands on Poe's shoulder, as Poe tries to avoid the shot.
Poe lands a jab.
Lightbeer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Poe finds it's way through Lightbeer's defenses.
Lightbeer throws a hook but Poe avoids it easily.
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightbeer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Poe.
A little feinted left hand from Lightbeer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Poe scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Poe throws a hook but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Lightbeer lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A jab lands there for Poe.
Poe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
An inside leg kick from Lightbeer misses.
EA Poe is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Lightbeer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Poe.
A little feinted left hand from Lightbeer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Poe misses the shot to the body.
Lightbeer seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poe scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Poe throws a hook but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Poe throws a jab but it's blocked by Lightbeer.
Sloppy strikes from Poe. Those never looked like landing.
Lightbeer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Poe.
Poe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lightbeer manages to avoid it.
Lightbeer is looking to counter punch.
Poe scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Poe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lightbeer throws a jab when Poe was well out of range.
Jab, jab by Poe - just one landing.
Lightbeer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Poe can pounce on him.
Lightbeer thows a body kick. Poe tries to catch it but that hurt him. #T3#
Lightbeer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lightbeer misses with an uppercut. Poe saw that one coming.
Poe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lightbeer.
Poe defending well as Lightbeer loads up on a big left hand.
Lightbeer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightbeer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
An inside leg kick from Poe misses.
Lightbeer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Poe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A slow jab from Lightbeer misses its intended target.
Poe ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Poe bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lightbeer's head.
Poe misses the shot to the body.
Poe fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Poe throws a nice looking combination but Lightbeer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Poe misses with a left hand
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand. #T4#
Lightbeer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Poe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Poe misses with a hook
and Lightbeer counters with a left to the body.
Poe takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Poe lands a head shot.
Poe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lightbeer.
Poe is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Poe swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lightbeer counters with a nice body shot.
Poe misses with a low kick.
Poe fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Buzz Lightbeer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lightbeer throws a shot from downtown. Poe moves away and avoids it.
A big left from Lightbeer misses.
Poe swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lightbeer feints a jab promting Poe to slip. Lightbeer then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Poe slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#CUT#
It looks like EA Poe has been cut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Poe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
EA Poe comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Poe has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... EA Poe!

A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, EA Poe made sure he mentioned Amped Performance, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: gc147     
Date:   Apr 29, 2017
#R1#
Lightbeer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jones connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lightbeer's hands.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lightbeer jabs at Jones's body.
Jones looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Lightbeer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Lightbeer throws a hook to the side of Jones's head but Jones sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a thumping low kick.
A big right from Jones misses.
Donk. Jones catches Lightbeer right on the button with a cross.
Lightbeer cracks the inside of Jones's front leg. #CL#
Jones moves into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#BC#
Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones tests Lightbeer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lightbeer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jones moves away from the strike by Lightbeer. #T1#
Lightbeer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #TD#
Jones fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Lightbeer to the ground. Jones is now in Lightbeer's guard.#ES2#
Lightbeer is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Jones presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat. #BC2#
Lightbeer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lightbeer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jones is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#CL#
Jones has Lightbeer up against the cage in a clinch.
Lightbeer tries to stall but Jones uses the opportunity to gain a better position. #BC#
Jones breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jones avoids the head kick by Lightbeer.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.#TD#
Jones closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Lightbeer's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones connects with a couple of short punches.#ES2#
Lightbeer scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Lightbeer misses with an uppercut. Jones saw that one coming.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Lightbeer circles away. #T2#
Lightbeer missing with a left hand there. Jones was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jones will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jones tries to clinch up.
Lightbeer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jones misses with a hook. Lightbeer ducked under it nicely.
Crunch! Lightbeer slams his shin into Jones's torso.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jones is defended easily by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a fast counter high kick but Jones manages to duck under it in time.
Jones throws a series of punches but Lightbeer avoids them all with ease.
Jones misses the jab.
Lightbeer raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Lightbeer's corner calls for a 1-2. Lightbeer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Lightbeer with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jones to score with a decent uppercut.#T3#
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Lightbeer.
Jones swinging wildly here.
Horrible takedown attempt by Jones or perhaps it was just good defense by Lightbeer, which made it look bad.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lightbeer! But no joy.
Jones misses with a hook. Lightbeer ducked under it nicely.
Leandro Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lightbeer lunges at Jones with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jones's hand.
Jones misses with the combination.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lightbeer! But no joy.
Jones looks to throw the jab but Lightbeer is out of range.
Lightbeer connects with an inside leg kick.
Jones throws a series of punches but Lightbeer moves out of range. #T4#
Jones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones throws a jab when Lightbeer was well out of range.
Jones backing away here, and Lightbeer unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Jones tries to clinch but Lightbeer is having none of it.
Jones connects with a leg kick. Lightbeer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lightbeer swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Jones throws a hook to the side of Lightbeer's head but Lightbeer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jones darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Jones lands with a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lightbeer sizes up Jones with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot.
Lightbeer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lightbeer looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Leandro Jones will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
A head kick misses from Jones. #CL#
Jones moves into range and clinches up with Lightbeer.
Lightbeer pressing his opponent against the cage. #BC2#
Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jones throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lightbeer.
Jones moves in looking to clinch but Lightbeer pushes him off.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Jones sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Jones throws a quick inside leg kick.
Leandro Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones tries to land a leg kick but Lightbeer saw it coming and moves away.
Leandro Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Lightbeer scores with a head kick.
Jones throws a right hand that Lightbeer ducks under and follows up with a left that Lightbeer also avoids with ease.
Jones changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Lightbeer tries to avoid it but Jones manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Lightbeer to the ground. Lightbeer escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. #CL#
Jones takes the fight into the clinch. #T1##BC2#
Lightbeer manages to break the clinch.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice jab there from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lightbeer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lightbeer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lightbeer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lightbeer throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones throwing a counter right hand but Lightbeer manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Lightbeer.
A big right from Jones misses. #T2#
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lightbeer momentarily.
Jones lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lightbeer moves out of range of the body kick.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that half lands.
Lightbeer lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Lightbeer defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Lightbeer only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jab by Jones.
Lightbeer misses with a head kick.
Lightbeer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T3#
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones fails to land with a series of punches. #CL#
Jones has closed the distance and engaged Lightbeer in a clinch.
Lightbeer stalling.
Lightbeer is pushing Jones up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. #TD#
Jones gets control of Lightbeer's arms and successfully pulls guard. Jones will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.#SU2#
Lightbeer gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Jones lands with a straight right. Lightbeer didn't see that one coming.
Lightbeer scores with a jab.
Jones shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lightbeer but Lightbeer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lightbeer throws a quick inside leg kick. #T4#
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jones throws a right hand that Lightbeer ducks under and follows up with a left that Lightbeer also avoids with ease.
It seemed like Lightbeer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jones feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lightbeers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones misses with a looping right.#CL#
Jones clinches up against the cage.
Lightbeer has Jones pushed against the cage.#BC2#
Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lightbeer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Lightbeer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Lightbeer misses.
A jab from Lightbeer misses.
A jab from Lightbeer misses.
Lightbeer throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jones.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Leandro Jones will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Lightbeer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jones shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Lightbeer defends it nicely.
Lightbeer slips a straight right by Jones.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Lightbeer misses with a straight left.
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Lightbeer.
Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones is looking to clinch.
Jones is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jones to score with a decent uppercut.#T1#
Jones lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jones fails with a takedown attempt.
Lightbeer cracks Jones with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lightbeer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lightbeer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jones's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Jones duly obliges.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lightbeer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jones has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jones tries to clinch up but Lightbeer circles away and keeps his distance.
Lightbeer misses with a head kick. #T2#
Jones lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lightbeer lands a jab-cross combination.
Nice jab there from Jones. #ROC#
Lightbeer is rocked!
Jones throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lightbeer is still on wobbly legs! Can Jones finish him?
Nice uppercut there from Jones.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that half lands.
Lightbeer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jones misses with a wild combination.
Good exchange - Jones coming out on top.
Jones misses the jab.
Jones swinging wildly here. #T3#
Lightbeer connects with the punch.
Lightbeer seems to have recovered his senses.
Jones tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Leandro Jones is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jones dips to his left and cracks Lightbeer with an uppercut!
Jones connects with a looping right hand.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Lightbeer raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Jones blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Jones takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer is looking to chop away at Jones's legs.
Lightbeer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jones.
Jones misses with a wild combination. #T4#
Lightbeer misses with a head kick.
Jones lands a slapping body shot.
Jones shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Lightbeer eats them both and turns towards Jones to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lightbeer backs up against the cage.
Jones misses with a hook.
Jones lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lightbeer loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch.
Jones lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Buzz Lightbeer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lightbeer misses with a looping right.
Lightbeer ducks right into an uppercut from Jones.
Jones takes one to the chin there.
Jones misses with a hook. Lightbeer ducked under it nicely.
Lightbeer throws out a counter right but Jones avoids it with no problem.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leandro Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jones, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:28
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leandro Jones!

Leandro Jones was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: gc143     
Date:   Apr 01, 2017
#R1#
Pillowhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lightbeer connects with a nice looking jab.
Pillowhands slips under a jab.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pillowhands blocks a jab.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lightbeer tries to bum rush Pillowhands with a series of wild strikes but Pillowhands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lightbeer throws a big shot that misses.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.#T1#
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightbeer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pillowhands is out of range.
Lightbeer throws a body kick that misses.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Pillowhands moved away.
Lightbeer wants to slow Pillowhands down by chopping away at his legs.
Lightbeer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #T2#
Lightbeer misses with a straight left.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Pillowhands defending well as Lightbeer loads up on a big left hand.
Lightbeer scores with a nice strike.
Lightbeer tries to work over Pillowhands's front leg with a kick but Pillowhands checks it.
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer misses the jab.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.#T3#
Lightbeer misses the shot to the body.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Pillowhands slips under a jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A big left from Lightbeer misses.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Pillowhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Pillowhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lightbeer.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.#T4#
Lightbeer misses with a head kick.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Pillowhands ducks under a wild hook from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pillowhands slips a jab and a cross from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a poor cross that misses #TD2#
so Pillowhands counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. #ES#
Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Pillowhands has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#BC#
Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lightbeer misses the jab.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Pillowhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Pillowhands on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Lightbeer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pillowhands moves out of range of the strikes.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Pillowhands avoids the head kick by Lightbeer.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pillowhands checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Lightbeer here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Lightbeer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#T1#
Lightbeer throws out a loose jab but Pillowhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A head kick by Lightbeer misses #TD2#
and Pillowhands counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Pillowhands looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Let's hope that Pillowhands has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T2#
Lightbeer is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Pillowhands dives into side control.
Pillowhands is staying tight to Lightbeer's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Lightbeer pushes Pillowhands away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Pillowhands gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.#T3#
Lightbeer is looking to get back to his feet here but Pillowhands is keeping cool and he's managed to take Lightbeer's back.
Lightbeer is trying to get back to his feet but Pillowhands has full control of the position and if anything, Lightbeer has just worked his way into a worse spot.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lightbeer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pillowhands can do to turn this around?
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Lightbeer is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pillowhands slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Lightbeer is trying to stand back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Douche Pillowhands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Lightbeer throws a hook to the side of Pillowhands's head but Pillowhands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lightbeer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer thuds a left hand into Pillowhands's body.
Lightbeer misses with a wild body shot.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lightbeer tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer just misses with a punch to the body.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lightbeer tries to score with a low kick but Pillowhands moves his leg out of the way.#T1#
Pillowhands blocks the body kick.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Pillowhands slips under a jab from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Nice body punch from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Lightbeer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Lightbeer missing with a left hand there. Pillowhands was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T2#
Lightbeer throws the left hand but Pillowhands avoids the punch easily.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Lightbeer pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Lightbeer lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pillowhands avoids the head kick by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer swings for the body but Pillowhands moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Lightbeer.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#T3#
A telegraphed right hand from Lightbeer misses the target.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Buzz Lightbeer is winning the standup battle so far.
Lightbeer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Lightbeer misses with a double jab.
Pillowhands blocks a jab.
Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Lightbeer avoids it easily.
Pillowhands checks a low kick from Lightbeer.#T4#
Pillowhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lightbeer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
Lightbeer misses with a straight right.
Lightbeer looks to land a left hand but Pillowhands moved out of range nicely.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lightbeer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pillowhands manages to avoid it.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lightbeer defends it well.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Buzz Lightbeer showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Lightbeer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer!

Buzz Lightbeer was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
In defeat, Douche Pillowhands stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'm not sure where to go from here? Do I keep fighting?'.

 

Event: gc137     
Date:   Feb 18, 2017
#R1##CL#
Jones closes the distance and pushes Lightbeer back into the cage.
Lightbeer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jones is keeping busy.
Lightbeer taking a break, stalling in the clinch. #TD#
Jones turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.#SUB#
Jones is trying to get an arm triangle but Lightbeer is defending well. #SUB#
Jones working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Jones tries for a kimura but Lightbeer is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer wants to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Jones tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Lightbeer is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#T1##SUB#
Jones tries for a kimura but Lightbeer is defending well.
Jones prevents Lightbeer from escaping the position.#SUB#
Jones is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Lightbeer is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
Jones is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Lightbeer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Jones prevents Lightbeer from escaping the position.#ES2#
Lightbeer explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Lightbeer feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.
Lightbeer throws out a leg kick but Jones moves out of range and Lightbeer only half commits. #TD#
Jones shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#SUB#
Jones is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Lightbeer sees it coming and defends easily.#T2#
Lightbeer wants to get back to his feet. #SUB#
Jones is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Lightbeer is trying to stand.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jones wants to pass to mount but Lightbeer is defending the position.
Jones prevents Lightbeer from standing back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#ES2#
Lightbeer has one foot on Jones's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lightbeer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lightbeer takes one to the side of the head.
Jones checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Lightbeer swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lightbeer throws a chopping leg kick but Jones manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lightbeer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Jones.#T3##TD#
Jones drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Lightbeer is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Lightbeer is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#SUB#
Jones thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jones pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Lightbeer is keeping the position for now.
Lightbeer wants to stand and escape but Jones is having none of it.
Lightbeer keeping full guard, as Jones tries to pass.
Jones with a nice head shot there.#ES2#
Lightbeer pushes Jones off and gets back to his feet. #TD#
Jones drives through with a takedown into guard.
Lightbeer wants to get back to his feet but Jones is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jones lands a couple of decent looking shots.#T4#
Jones stands up over Lightbeer, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #SUB#
Jones drops back looking for a leg! Lightbeer is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Lightbeer manages to kick Jones off! Jones jumps back into Lightbeer's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#ES2#
Lightbeer manages to escape and get back to his feet. #CL#
Jones instigates a clinch.
Lightbeer content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Lightbeer will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jones up against the cage.
Lightbeer receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Lightbeer is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lightbeer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jones is keeping busy.#BC2#
Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Buzz Lightbeer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick
letting Jones counter with a right hand.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Buzz Lightbeer will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#CL#
Jones clinches up with Lightbeer and pushes him back against the cage.
Jones letting Lightbeer take a breather here.
Jones has Lightbeer pressed against the cage, preventing Lightbeer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jones as Lightbeer tries to tie him up.
Lightbeer is stalling here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Buzz Lightbeer.
Lightbeer lands a leg kick that knocks Jones off balance momentarily.#TD#
Jones darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB#
Jones is working for a kimura but Lightbeer is defending it quite comfortably.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer wants to get back to his feet.
Jones wants to lay and pray for a moment but Lightbeer keeps working. #T1##ES2#
Lightbeer has one foot on Jones's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Lightbeer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jones is able to avoid easily.#TD#
Jones shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Lightbeer manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Jones keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Lightbeer trying to control the position but instead, Jones has worked for underhooks and has pushed Lightbeer into the cage.
Lightbeer stalling.
Lightbeer is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lightbeer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jones is keeping busy.#BC#
Jones breaks from the clinch. #TD#
Jones drives through with a takedown into Lightbeer's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #ES2#
Lightbeer has his feet on Jones's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Jones uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lightbeer has time to react.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD#
Jones dives in and scores a takedown into Lightbeer's guard.
Jones throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jones wants to control from the top but Lightbeer keeps moving.
Jones tries to free his leg and advance position but Lightbeer is retaining full guard. #ES2#
Lightbeer scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Jones moved away.
Lightbeer motions for Jones to come forward. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jones lands with a right hand.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lightbeer can pounce on him.
Lightbeer lands with a thumping leg kick. #TD#
Jones dives in and scores a takedown into Lightbeer's guard.#ES2#
Lightbeer has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Jones is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Lightbeer wants to stall. #T3##BC2#
Lightbeer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Some bone on bone action there as Jones checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jones checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jones throwing a counter right hand but Lightbeer manages to avoid it.
Jones moves out of range of the leg kick from Lightbeer.#TD#
Lightbeer tries to sprawl but Jones drives through with a takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Lightbeer kicks Jones off and gets back to his feet.
Lightbeer is breathing heavily.
Jones connects with a jab.
Jones checks the leg kick.#TD#
Jones drives through with a takedown into guard. #ES2#
Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Jones has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Jones is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Lightbeer is looking to break free of the clinch but Jones has double underhooks.
Lightbeer tries to stall but Jones uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lightbeer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jones is keeping busy.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Lightbeer. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.#TD#
Jones turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Jones manages to end up in side control.#T4#
Jones fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Lightbeer is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Jones has just dragged him back down to the mat.#SUB#
Jones is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Lightbeer has escaped the position, nice work there.
Buzz Lightbeer has got the better of the ground game so far.
The strikes coming from Jones are missing the target in this wave of attacks. #SUB#
Jones looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Lightbeer tries to escape but Jones is in control. #ES2#
Lightbeer sneaks out the side door and pushes Jones away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lightbeer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. #TD#
Jones drives through with a takedown into guard. #ES2#
Lightbeer pushes Jones off and gets back to his feet.
Jones tests Lightbeer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Lightbeer does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jones avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lightbeer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lightbeer feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.
Lightbeer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jones swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lightbeer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lightbeer tries to work over Jones's front leg with a kick but Jones checks it.
It looks like Jones has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Lightbeer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jones is able to avoid easily.#CL#
Jones forces Lightbeer back against the cage and clinches.
Lightbeer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jones is keeping busy.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jones is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer is pushing Jones up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Lightbeer working hard to break the clinch.#TD#
Jones has clasped his hands together around Lightbeer's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Jones has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1##SUB#
Jones is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Lightbeer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Jones tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Jones is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Lightbeer is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Jones connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Lightbeer some visible discomfort.
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#SUB#
Jones working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lightbeer wants to get back to his feet but Jones drags him back down.#SUB#
Jones wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Lightbeer, who protects the arm well.
Lightbeer is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Jones asserts his dominance and retains side control.#SUB#
Jones tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Jones has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Lightbeer wants to get back to his feet but Jones drags him back down.#T3#
Lightbeer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#SUB#
Jones working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Jones tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Leandro Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lightbeer is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Jones is controlling him well.#SUB#
Jones is trying to get an arm triangle but Lightbeer is defending well.
Lightbeer is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB#
Jones is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Lightbeer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Lightbeer wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Lightbeer defending against the ground and pound.
Lightbeer tries to escape but Jones is in control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Jones tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Jones has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Lightbeer is trying to get back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leandro Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Lightbeer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:29
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!

 

Event: Urban Night 1 test     
Date:   Aug 12, 2016
#R1#
Lightbeer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oezid checks it well. #TD2#
Oezid drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.#ES#
Lightbeer throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Oezid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lightbeer throws a solid leg kick but Oezid takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lightbeer.
Lightbeer has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Lightbeer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oezid has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lightbeer.
Oezid chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lightbeer can pounce on him.
Oezid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightbeer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Oezid just manages to avoid it.
Oezid blocks a low kick nicely.
Lightbeer throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lightbeer wants to land a leg kick but Oezid is out of range.
Lightbeer wants to slow Oezid down by chopping away at his legs.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
Lightbeer throws out a leg kick but Oezid moves out of range and Lightbeer only half commits.
Lightbeer takes a head kick and keeps coming. #T1#
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick. #TD2#
Oezid throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lightbeer was covering up waiting for the punch and Oezid finishes the takedown easily into guard. #ES#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Lightbeer manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.#BC2#
Oezid pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Oezid misses with a head kick.
Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks.
Good work by Oezid as he checks the leg kick.
Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid.
Oezid checks a leg kick.
Oezid checks a leg kick.
Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid.
Oezid checks a low kick from Lightbeer.
Oezid shapes to counter with a head kick.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick as Oezid jumps back.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid checks it.
Oezid throws out a counter right but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick that misses.
Oezid throws a big counter head kick but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem.#TD2#
Oezid gets a double leg takedown into Lightbeer's guard.#ES#
Lightbeer has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Oezid off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid.
Oezid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Oezid misses with a head kick.
As Oezid backs away, Lightbeer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Lightbeer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Oezid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lightbeer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lightbeer throws out a leg kick but Oezid moves out of range and Lightbeer only half commits.
A clash of legs there as Oezid blocks the low kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lightbeer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oezid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oezid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A low kick from Lightbeer is predictable there
and Oezid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lightbeer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Oezid is out of range.
Oezid throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oezid checks a leg kick.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oezid checks a leg kick.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
Lightbeer throws a low kick, looking for Oezid's leg but Oezid calmly moves out of range. #T3#
Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it.
Some bone on bone action there as Oezid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Oezid throws a head kick but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Oezid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Oezid looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Oezid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightbeer looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oezid checks a leg kick.
Oezid throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
Oezid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lightbeer.
A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
Lightbeer pivots, looking for a leg kick but Oezid is out of range and Lightbeer settles back down.
Buzz Lightbeer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oezid checks a low kick from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer throws a front kick aimed at Oezid's knee but Oezid avoids it well.
Lightbeer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lightbeer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks.#T4#
Oezid blocks a leg kick.
Lightbeer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lightbeer.
A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
Oezid checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks.
Oezid checks a low kick from Lightbeer.
Oezid raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oezid checks a leg kick.
Oezid looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lightbeer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A leg kick checked by Oezid.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Oezid plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lightbeer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oezid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oezid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Oezid is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Oezid tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A leg kick checked by Oezid.
Buzz Lightbeer is winning the standup battle so far.
Lightbeer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Oezid avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
Lightbeer drops his hands momentarily and Oezid takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Oezid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Oezid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oezid throws a head kick but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Lightbeer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Lightbeer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Oezid.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oezid checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lightbeer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Oezid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lightbeer appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick. #T1#
Lightbeer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lightbeer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lightbeer tries to land a leg kick but Oezid saw it coming and moves away.
Oezid blocks a leg kick.
Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.#TD2#
Oezid looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.#ES#
Lightbeer makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#TD2#
Oezid throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lightbeer was covering up waiting for the punch and Oezid finishes the takedown easily into guard. #ES#
Lightbeer pushes Oezid off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good work by Oezid as he checks the leg kick.
Good work by Oezid as he checks the leg kick.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.#T2##TD2#
Oezid shoots in and bounces Lightbeer off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.#ES#
Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Oezid has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Lightbeer - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #TD2#
Oezid lands a nice trip takedown into half guard. #ES#
Lightbeer manages to escape and get back to his feet!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oezid checks a leg kick.
Oezid throws a head kick but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Lightbeer tries to land a leg kick but Oezid saw it coming and moves away.
Oezid connects with a high kick.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but Oezid moves out of range easily.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick as Oezid jumps back.
Oezid shapes to counter with a head kick.#T3#
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Oezid checks a leg kick.
Oezid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lightbeer thows a leg kick but Oezid checks it
and Oezid connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but Oezid avoids it.
Lightbeer wants to land a leg kick but Oezid is out of range.
It seemed like Oezid was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick. #TD2#
Lightbeer gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.#ES#
Lightbeer pushes Oezid off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Lightbeer tries to score with a low kick but Oezid moves his leg out of the way.
Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid.
Lightbeer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Oezid can do to turn this around?
Oezid moves out of range of the leg kick from Lightbeer.
A low kick from Lightbeer misses
enabling Oezid to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lightbeer throws out a leg kick but Oezid moves out of range and Lightbeer only half commits.
Lightbeer tried to score with a low kick but Oezid checks it.
Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid.#T4#
Oezid checks a leg kick.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick
and Oezid counters with a head kick. That will keep Lightbeer thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Oezid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #TD2#
Oezid fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Lightbeer sprawls well initially but Oezid persists and gets the takedown into half guard. #ES#
Lightbeer makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Oezid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lightbeer.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lightbeer, right into the meat.
Oezid tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick
and Oezid connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lightbeer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lightbeer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oezid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oezid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.#TD2#
Oezid closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Lightbeer's guard.#ES#
Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Oezid has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Lightbeer just leaning against Oezid, taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick
and Oezid counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Oezid checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Oezid throws a head kick that misses.
Oezid misses with a head kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer pivots, looking for a leg kick but Oezid is out of range and Lightbeer settles back down.
Oezid throws out a counter right but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem.
Oezid checks the leg kick.
Lightbeer tries a low kick but Oezid avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oezid checks the leg kick.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
A head kick misses from Oezid.
Lightbeer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
A low kick from Lightbeer misses
and Oezid counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lightbeer is lucky that one didn't land flush. #T1#
Oezid throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
Oezid checks a leg kick.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Oezid avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oezid checks a leg kick.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid.
Oezid checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lightbeer tries to score with a low kick but Oezid moves his leg out of the way.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lightbeer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Oezid.
Oezid pulls out of a head kick attempt. #TD2#
Oezid drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#ES#
Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Oezid has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!#BC#
Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lightbeer tries a low kick but Oezid avoids it.
An inside leg kick from Lightbeer misses. #TD2#
Oezid shoots in and gets a takedown into Lightbeer's guard.#ES#
Lightbeer wriggles free and stands up.
Lightbeer feints and then cracks Oezid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Oezid down.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and moves out of range. #TD2#
Oezid feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#ES#
Lightbeer has his feet on Oezid's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Oezid tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lightbeer avoids the head kick by Oezid.
Lightbeer wants to land a leg kick but Oezid is out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick. #T3#
An inside leg kick from Lightbeer misses.
Oezid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lightbeer wants to slow Oezid down by chopping away at his legs.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
Lightbeer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Oezid tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it.
Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but Oezid avoids it.
Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
Lightbeer tried to score with a low kick but Oezid checks it.
Oezid throws a head kick that misses.
Oezid checks a leg kick nicely.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick which misses Oezid's front leg but catches the back leg as Oezid tries to avoid it.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid moved away.
Oezid checks the leg kick.
Oezid is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.#T4#
Lightbeer throws a low kick but Oezid moves out of range easily.
Oezid checks a leg kick nicely.
Oezid looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks.#TD2#
Oezid drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#ES#
Lightbeer pushes Oezid off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Oezid's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lightbeer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Oezid.
As Oezid backs away, Lightbeer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Lightbeer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oezid checks it well.
Lightbeer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oezid checks it well.
Oezid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightbeer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Oezid just manages to avoid it.
Oezid chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lightbeer can pounce on him.
Oezid moves out of range of the leg kick from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Oezid shapes to counter with a head kick.
Lightbeer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Aemon Oezid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lightbeer motions for Oezid to come forward. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Buzz Lightbeer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lightbeer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer!

Buzz Lightbeer is the new super heavyweight champion!
Buzz Lightbeer spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: TWGC 12 (185lbs, D2): Finals - Round 1     
Date:   Jul 23, 2016

Coming up we have a middleweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Buzz Lightbeer and Jorry Benton. Buzz Lightbeer has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.




176 cm
30 yrs
160 lbs



180 cm
23 yrs
168 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the middleweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Buzz Lightbeer! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Jorry Benton!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Jonathan Paton and David Schapiro.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Benton shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lightbeer as he avoids it easily.

Benton drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Lightbeer (0) vs (4) Benton

Benton is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Lightbeer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
My spies in Rape Academy (7 elite, 6 2x elite) inform me that Benton has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Lightbeer is looking to regain half guard here but Benton keeps moving and retains side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer is trying to control Benton's posture but Benton avoids it.

Benton is trying to get an arm triangle but Lightbeer is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightbeer is trying to work for a sweep but Benton has mounted him!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Lightbeer (0) vs (6) Benton
Lightbeer tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Benton can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lightbeer is looking to escape.

Benton has control of Lightbeer's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Lightbeer regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Benton looking to control but Lightbeer is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Benton goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Lightbeer is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (2) vs (6) Benton
Lightbeer controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Lightbeer trying to control the position from guard on top but Benton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Benton wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Lightbeer is now in half guard.

Lightbeer is working for a kimura but Benton is defending it quite comfortably.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer wants to advance to full mount but Benton doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Lightbeer seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Benton looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lightbeer is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer tries to free his leg and advance position but Benton is retaining full guard.
Lightbeer is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Benton has his hands on Lightbeer's head, controlling the position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Benton looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lightbeer wants to control from the top but Benton keeps moving.
Lightbeer looking to sit in guard and control but Benton gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (2) vs (8) Benton

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Benton slips nicely into half guard.
Lightbeer trying to hold on to Benton's head to control him but Benton postures up.
Benton is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Benton tries to free his leg and advance position but Lightbeer is retaining full guard.
Lightbeer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Lightbeer is looking for a triangle but Benton pushes his legs off easily.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer keeping moving, preventing Benton from controlling successfully.
Benton advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Lightbeer (2) vs (11) Benton

Benton looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Lightbeer is not content to let Benton control the position.
Lightbeer sneaks back into half guard.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is refusing to be controlled, as Benton sits in half guard.
Lightbeer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are battling for position here. Lightbeer manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Benton drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Lightbeer manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Benton has Lightbeer in his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (4) vs (11) Benton
Lightbeer looking to pass the guard.
Lightbeer is pushing down on Benton's leg trying to pass to half guard. Benton is fighting to maintain full guard but Lightbeer has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Benton wants to improve his position but Lightbeer is controlling well.
Lightbeer trying to mount his opponent but Benton defends it.
Still in half guard, Lightbeer seems content to control.
Benton keeping control of the position.
Benton is looking to improve his position.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Benton is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Lightbeer's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Lightbeer's back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Lightbeer (4) vs (15) Benton
Lightbeer wants to escape the position.
Lightbeer is working hard here to advance position.

Benton looking to finish the fight with a rear naked choke. Lightbeer is controlling Benton 's left arm and he spins nicely into guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (6) vs (15) Benton
Benton working a defensive guard here.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Benton keeping moving, preventing Lightbeer from controlling successfully.
Benton has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Lightbeer wants to control from the top but Benton keeps moving.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is really struggling to control Benton but he's trying to hold on to the position.

Lightbeer is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Benton is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Benton has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (6) vs (17) Benton
Lightbeer bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Benton's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (8) vs (17) Benton
Benton keeping moving, preventing Lightbeer from controlling successfully.
Benton keeping full guard, as Lightbeer tries to pass.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Well,Lightbeer is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Lightbeer's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Benton is trying to hold Lightbeer in close to prevent damage but Lightbeer has managed to pass into half guard.
Benton trying to control but Lightbeer postures up.

Lightbeer is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Benton defends it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is trying to control. Benton wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Lightbeer is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Benton controls Lightbeer momentarily but Lightbeer frees himself.
Lightbeer is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer trying to control the position from guard on top but Benton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lightbeer postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lightbeer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Benton is keeping the position for now.
Benton has Lightbeer pulled in close to control his posture.

And that's the end of the fight!
Benton wins on points by 17 to 8.

 

Event: TWGC 12 (185lbs, D2): Montreal Qualifier - Round 2     
Date:   Jul 15, 2016

Coming up we have a middleweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Jeremy Renner and Buzz Lightbeer. Renner kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is God Particle. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Buzz Lightbeer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.




184 cm
35 yrs
160 lbs



176 cm
30 yrs
160 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the middleweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Jeremy Renner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Buzz Lightbeer!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Renner fails to land the takedown.
Renner fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

Renner has taken the fight to the clinch.

Lightbeer has picked Renner up - he's going for a ride! Lightbeer dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Renner (0) vs (2) Lightbeer
Lightbeer trying to control from half guard but Renner is working away.
Lightbeer performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Renner wants to control but Lightbeer is keeping busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer wants to pass the guard but Renner is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightbeer passes the guard and advances to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Renner (0) vs (5) Lightbeer
Renner is wriggling around trying to escape.
Lightbeer controlling his opponent.
Renner is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Renner regains half guard.
Lightbeer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Renner is looking to improve his position.
Renner gets full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer pushes down on Renner's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Renner trying to hold on to Lightbeer's head to control him but Lightbeer postures up.
Lightbeer looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Lightbeer trying to mount his opponent but Renner defends it.
Lightbeer is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Lightbeer's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer trying to mount his opponent but Renner defends it.
Lightbeer keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Lightbeer is keen to just control but Renner is a slippery customer.
Lightbeer might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Renner haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Lightbeer tries to pass the half guard into mount. Renner knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Lightbeer slows the pace down in half guard.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Renner is trying to control but can't.
Lightbeer takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Lightbeer frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Renner (0) vs (8) Lightbeer
Renner stops Lightbeer from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Renner tries to lock up and control but Lightbeer gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Renner bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Renner (2) vs (8) Lightbeer
Lightbeer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Renner is one step ahead there.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer controls Renner momentarily but Renner frees himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Renner wants to pass the guard but Lightbeer is keeping the position.
Lightbeer tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Renner trying to control the position from guard on top but Lightbeer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Renner is really struggling to control Lightbeer but he's trying to hold on to the position.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Renner preventing the sweep.
Renner controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Lightbeer keeping moving, preventing Renner from controlling successfully.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Renner advances to half guard.
Renner is looking to advance position but Lightbeer won't allow it.

Renner is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Renner trying to mount his opponent but Lightbeer defends it.
Lightbeer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Renner is working away from the top position though.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is looking to improve his position.
Lightbeer moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Lightbeer wants to sweep but no luck.
Lightbeer is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Lightbeer pulls Renner in close to his closed guard and prevents Renner from doing any damage or advancing position.
Renner wants to control from the top but Lightbeer keeps moving.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is trying to keep Renner in close.
Renner is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Renner trying to control but Lightbeer is working from the bottom.
Renner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lightbeer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lightbeer is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer keeping moving, preventing Renner from controlling successfully.
Lightbeer working a defensive guard here.
Lightbeer looking for a sweep. Not yet Lightbeer, not yet.
Lightbeer is trying to keep Renner in close.
Renner tries to free his leg and advance position but Lightbeer is retaining full guard.
Lightbeer controlling Renner's posture.
Lightbeer looking to control.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.

Renner drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Renner jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Renner forces his way into half guard.
Lightbeer tries to roll over but Renner keeps him under control.
Lightbeer gets back to full guard.

Renner drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Renner jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Renner sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Lightbeer's guard.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer trying to control from the bottom.

Renner is working for a submission of some sort.

Renner is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Lightbeer makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Lightbeer.
Renner won't allow Lightbeer to sweep him here.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Renner works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Renner seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Lightbeer does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Renner seems to be working for a kimura but Lightbeer defends the submission attempt.

Renner is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Lightbeer sees it coming and defends easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lightbeer is trying to control but Renner manages to pass to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Renner (5) vs (8) Lightbeer

And that's the end of the fight!
Lightbeer wins on points by 8 to 5.
Buzz Lightbeer bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: TWGC 12 (185lbs, D2): Montreal Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   Jul 14, 2016

Coming up we have a middleweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Buzz Lightbeer and Smokey McSmokesalot. On his way into the cage it seems that Buzz Lightbeer has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Buzz Lightbeer seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?




176 cm
30 yrs
160 lbs



172 cm
24 yrs
165 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the middleweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Buzz Lightbeer! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 2 losses; Smokey McSmokesalot!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
McSmokesalot shoots in for a takedown but Lightbeer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McSmokesalot dives in for a single leg takedown but Lightbeer sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Lightbeer changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

Lightbeer moves into the clinch.

Lightbeer turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Lightbeer manages to end up in side control.
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Lightbeer (4) vs (0) McSmokesalot
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Lightbeer tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
McSmokesalot trying to remain calm as Lightbeer controls from the top position.
McSmokesalot can't do much from the bottom here.
McSmokesalot stops Lightbeer from passing to mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer controls the position.
McSmokesalot is looking to regain half guard here but Lightbeer keeps moving and retains side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightbeer wants to control but McSmokesalot is keeping him busy.
McSmokesalot prevents Lightbeer from moving into mount.
McSmokesalot tries to improve position but can't.
Lightbeer is looking to take a break and control but McSmokesalot is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lightbeer tries to advance to mount but can't.
McSmokesalot is looking to reverse the position.
McSmokesalot struggling a bit here.
McSmokesalot is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Lightbeer's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
McSmokesalot tries to roll over but Lightbeer keeps him under control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McSmokesalot has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lightbeer is working away from the top position though.
McSmokesalot works his way to full guard. Good work.

McSmokesalot looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

McSmokesalot working for a triangle but Lightbeer defends it easily.
McSmokesalot wants to hit a switch here but Lightbeer passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for McSmokesalot there!
Score +3 for passing guard: Lightbeer (7) vs (0) McSmokesalot
Lightbeer controlling from the full mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McSmokesalot keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Lightbeer controlling from the full mount.
McSmokesalot bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (7) vs (2) McSmokesalot
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lightbeer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lightbeer is working hard here to advance position.
McSmokesalot wants to control from the top but Lightbeer keeps moving.
McSmokesalot forces his way into half guard.
McSmokesalot tries to pass the half guard into mount. Lightbeer knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer trying to control from the bottom.
Lightbeer wants to get back to full guard.
Lightbeer slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Lightbeer keeping moving, preventing McSmokesalot from controlling successfully.
Lightbeer wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
McSmokesalot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McSmokesalot passes into half guard.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
McSmokesalot passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Lightbeer!
Score +3 for passing guard: Lightbeer (7) vs (5) McSmokesalot
Lightbeer is desperately trying to improve his position but McSmokesalot has a good base and remains in mount.
McSmokesalot is trying to take his opponent's back.

McSmokesalot jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Lightbeer manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Lightbeer is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Lightbeer stops McSmokesalot from passing to mount.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer is looking to reverse the position.
Lightbeer is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked McSmokesalot off and has taken his back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Lightbeer (11) vs (5) McSmokesalot

Lightbeer is looking for the choke from the back position but McSmokesalot is controlling his hands well.
McSmokesalot is really stuck here.
McSmokesalot wants to control his opponent's hands but Lightbeer gets his hands free.
Lightbeer wants to control but McSmokesalot is keeping busy.
Good control from Lightbeer.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Lightbeer's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.

Lightbeer is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. McSmokesalot knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften McSmokesalot for a finish.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure McSmokesalot doesn't escape.
McSmokesalot trying to control the hands but Lightbeer breaks the grip.
I really don't envy McSmokesalot right now.
McSmokesalot rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Lightbeer with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Lightbeer is trying to control. McSmokesalot wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
McSmokesalot wants to improve his position but Lightbeer is controlling well.
McSmokesalot wants to control but Lightbeer is keeping busy.
McSmokesalot wants to get back to full guard but Lightbeer has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Lightbeer (14) vs (5) McSmokesalot
Lightbeer tries to move to mount but McSmokesalot blocks the move with his legs.
McSmokesalot is not content to let Lightbeer control the position.
McSmokesalot tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Lightbeer wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Lightbeer trying to control the action but McSmokesalot is working from the bottom.
Lightbeer passes to full mount! That's big trouble for McSmokesalot!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Lightbeer (16) vs (5) McSmokesalot

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
McSmokesalot is looking to improve his position but Lightbeer isn't that keen on the idea.
Lightbeer sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

Lightbeer looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
McSmokesalot working to try and regain half guard.
Lightbeer trying to control but he's not successful this time.
McSmokesalot tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer controlling from the full mount.
Lightbeer looking to control but McSmokesalot is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Lightbeer is really struggling to control McSmokesalot but he's trying to hold on to the position.
McSmokesalot working to try and regain half guard.
McSmokesalot is still trying to improve position.
McSmokesalot is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Lightbeer wants to control the action but instead McSmokesalot gets a body lock and reverses into Lightbeer's guard! Nice work!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (16) vs (7) McSmokesalot

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.

Lightbeer is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McSmokesalot is aware though and is defending well.
McSmokesalot sitting in guard here, content to control.
Lightbeer tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McSmokesalot trying to control but Lightbeer is working from the bottom.
McSmokesalot not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Lightbeer pulls McSmokesalot in close to prevent any damage.
McSmokesalot trying to control the position from guard on top but Lightbeer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
McSmokesalot wants to pass the guard but Lightbeer is keeping the position.

McSmokesalot drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Lightbeer manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now McSmokesalot has Lightbeer in his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lightbeer (18) vs (7) McSmokesalot
Lightbeer stopping the sweep attempt from McSmokesalot.
Lightbeer trying to control but McSmokesalot is working from the bottom.
Lightbeer pushes down on McSmokesalot's leg and manages to get into half guard.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer slows the pace down in half guard.
Lightbeer trying to pass the guard but McSmokesalot defending well.
Lightbeer prevents McSmokesalot from improving his position.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer works his way into full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Lightbeer (21) vs (7) McSmokesalot
Lightbeer tries to control but McSmokesalot wriggling away.
Lightbeer wants to take his opponent's back but McSmokesalot doesn't allow it.
McSmokesalot manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

McSmokesalot actively working from the bottom here.
McSmokesalot is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lightbeer takes the fight on points by 21 to 7.
Buzz Lightbeer was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: MFN 319: Gravity     
Date:   Jun 01, 2016
#R1#
Lightbeer tries to clinch up but Hockles circles away and keeps his distance.
Hockles darts in looking for a takedown but Lightbeer gets double underhooks and turns Hockles into the cage.
Hockles misses with a body kick.
Lightbeer slips a jab and a cross from Hockles.
Lightbeer checks a leg kick.
Lightbeer scores with a jab. Hockles acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lightbeer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hockles will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lightbeer, right into the meat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hockles throws a body shot but no joy.
Hockles throws a leg kick
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand.
Lightbeer avoids the head kick by Hockles.
Hockles misses with a head kick.
Lightbeer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hockles.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
A jab from Lightbeer does it's job there.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lightbeer avoids the head kick by Hockles.
Lightbeer throws out a counter right but Hockles avoids it with no problem.
Hockles tries a head kick but it misses.
Hockles throws a body kick that misses.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've been informed that Lightbeer has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Hockles throws a body kick that misses. #CL2#
Lightbeer clinches up with Hockles and pushes him back against the cage.
Hockles tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lightbeer avoids it.#BC2#
Lightbeer manages to break the clinch.
Hockles throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lightbeer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lightbeer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section. #T2#
Lightbeer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#TD#
Hockles closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Lightbeer quickly recovers to half guard.
Lightbeer pushes Hockles off but Hockles dives into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hockles prevents Lightbeer from escaping the position.#ES2#
Lightbeer explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Lightbeer blocks a jab.
Hockles shoots for a double leg takedown but Lightbeer sprawls well. He's pushed Hockles's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lightbeer! But no joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myers Hockles. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lightbeer! But no joy.
Hockles has a takedown stuffed.
Lightbeer is looking for the big counter here.
Hockles takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lightbeer cracks Hockles with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Hockles lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#T3#
Hockles pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hockles throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Lightbeer scores with a hook.
Lightbeer blocks a head kick by Hockles.
Hockles misses with a kick to the body.
Lightbeer scores with a shot to the body.
Hockles fails with a takedown attempt.
Lightbeer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Hockles had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Hockles shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lightbeer sprawls well. Lightbeer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hockles gets slowly back to his feet.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hockles swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hockles is defended easily by Lightbeer.#T4#
Hockles pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A low kick from Hockles is predictable there
and Lightbeer counters with a leg kick. #TD#
Hockles closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This has been an exciting period of action!#ES2#
Lightbeer explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Lightbeer blocks the body kick.
Lightbeer works over Hockles's head and body with a nice combination.
Lightbeer scores with a body shot.
Hockles shoots in for a double leg but Lightbeer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hockles.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hockles misses with a left hand
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Hockles looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hockles misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hockles shoots in looking for a takedown. Lightbeer tries to sprawl out of it but Hockles keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lightbeer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Good exchange - Lightbeer coming out on top.
Hockles fails with the takedown
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Lightbeer stuffs the takedown attempt from Hockles. Hockles gets slowly back to his feet.
Lightbeer scores with a one two! Hockles had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Hockles wants to slow Lightbeer down by chopping away at his legs.
Lightbeer flicks out a counter leg kick but Hockles steps away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #CL2#
Lightbeer rushes Hockles and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Hockles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Hockles gets tackled into the cage by Lightbeer. Lightbeer maintains the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hockles has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lightbeer is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myers Hockles. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Hockles is looking for a takedown.#BC2#
Lightbeer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Buzz Lightbeer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hockles looks for the body kick but Lightbeer saw that one coming.
Lightbeer scores with a decent looking hook.#CL2#
Lightbeer clinches.
Hockles blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lightbeer lands a hook that snaps the head of Hockles backwards.
Lightbeer keeps control of Hockles as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #BC#
Hockles's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lightbeer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hockles.
Lightbeer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hockles tries to score a power double leg takedown but Lightbeer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Hockles somewhat.#T2#
A swing and a miss from Lightbeer.
Hockles misses with a head kick.
Hockles misses with a few strikes there.
Lightbeer throws out a counter right but Hockles avoids it with no problem.
Hockles fails to land the takedown.
Myers Hockles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lightbeer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lightbeer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hockles counters with a stiff right hand.
Lightbeer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hockles shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Myers Hockles is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hockles falls off balance throwing a combination
and Lightbeer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lightbeer misses with a wild body shot.
Hockles misses with a shot to the body
and Lightbeer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hockles fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lightbeer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#T3#
Lightbeer thuds his right hand into Hockles's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Jab by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer lands with an uppercut that bounces Hockles off the cage and back into range.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #TD#
Hockles throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lightbeer was covering up waiting for the punch and Hockles finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Lightbeer is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Hockles dives into side control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#REVB#
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#T4#
Hockles lands an elbow.
Hockles is working Lightbeer over with some ground and pound from side control.
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Lightbeer takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Lightbeer is trying to buck Hockles off.
Hockles working the ground and pound.
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.#SU#
Hockles stands up.
Lightbeer avoids a kick to the body.
Hockles slips a straight right by Lightbeer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Lightbeer tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Good leg kick by Hockles there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hockles looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Lightbeer lands a nice shot that snaps Hockles's head back.
Hockles tries to land a front kick but Lightbeer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hockles takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Lightbeer thumps Hockles with a low kick.
Hockles takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hockles throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lightbeer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Hockles tried to score with a low kick but Lightbeer checks it.
Hockles fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lightbeer manages to avoid it.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Lightbeer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hockles on the side of the head.
Hockles looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Hockles is predictable there
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand.
Lightbeer throws out a powerful jab.
Hockles throws a chopping leg kick but Lightbeer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lightbeer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hockles swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A head kick by Hockles misses
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hockles throws a front kick aimed at Lightbeer's knee but Lightbeer avoids it well.
Hockles throws a lazy head kick
and Lightbeer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hockles shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lightbeer but Lightbeer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lightbeer! But no joy.
Hockles misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightbeer misses the shot to the body. #T2#
Lightbeer lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lightbeer throws a series of punches but Hockles avoids them all with ease.
Hockles throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Hockles.
Hockles takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hockles throws a nice head kick!
Hockles throws a body kick that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a slapping leg kick.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lightbeer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hockles moves away.
Hockles shoots in for a double leg but Lightbeer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
It seemed like Lightbeer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myers Hockles. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lightbeer leaves Hockles with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lightbeer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hockles momentarily.
Myers Hockles has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Lightbeer connects with a single shot there.
Hockles shoots in for a takedown but Lightbeer shows good takedown defense.
Hockles looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses
enabling Lightbeer to counter with a crisp jab.
Lightbeer cracks Hockles with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hockles walks into a stiff left hand from Lightbeer.
Sloppy strikes from Hockles. Those never looked like landing.
Lightbeer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hockles has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hockles there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lightbeer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hockles.
Good exchange - Hockles coming out on top.#T4#
Nice shot lands for Lightbeer.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lightbeer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hockles tries to move into range but Lightbeer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lightbeer connects with an inside leg kick.
Hockles gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hockles.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hockles gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lightbeer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lightbeer throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hockles lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lightbeer scores with a hook.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lightbeer.

And that's the end of the fight!
Buzz Lightbeer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Lightbeer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer!

Buzz Lightbeer spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: MFN 314: Manne vs. Vovchanchyn     
Date:   May 15, 2016
#R1#
Pickton has his takedown stuffed
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand.
Lightbeer throws a nice looking combination but Pickton bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pickton shoots in and drives through. Lightbeer sprawls well.
Lightbeer keeps the fight on the outside.
Pickton shoots in but Lightbeer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Buzz Lightbeer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robert Pickton.
The fighters circling - Pickton throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lightbeer moves away from the strike by Pickton.
Lightbeer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pickton doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lightbeer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Lightbeer moves into the clinch.
Lightbeer avoiding damage.
Pickton's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T1#
Pickton wants a takedown.
Lightbeer is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Pickton looking to slow down the pace here.
Lightbeer misses with a knee strike.
Lightbeer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lightbeer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lightbeer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lightbeer stalling.
Lightbeer misses with a punch to the body.
Lightbeer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pickton drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Lightbeer gets the underhooks and prevents it. #T2#
Lightbeer is pressed up against the cage. Pickton has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Lightbeer down to the mat. Lightbeer avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Pickton throws a poor cross that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a slapping leg kick.
Lightbeer tests Pickton's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A head kick misses from Lightbeer.
Pickton looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pickton shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Lightbeer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lightbeer throws a solid leg kick but Pickton takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lightbeer.
Pickton ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pickton tries to score a power double leg takedown but Lightbeer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pickton somewhat.
It looked like Lightbeer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pickton throws a wild body kick that Lightbeer sees coming a mile off.#T3#
Nice sprawl there from Lightbeer as Pickton shoots in.
Pickton misses with a body shot.
Jab, jab by Lightbeer - just one landing.
Lightbeer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #TD2#
Pickton drives through with a takedown into guard. #ES#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Lightbeer manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Pickton blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lightbeer slowing the pace effectively.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pickton throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Lightbeer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pickton wants to take the fight to the mat but Lightbeer manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Pickton has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lightbeer is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.#BC#
Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pickton connects with a leg kick. Lightbeer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. #T4##TD2#
Pickton drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.#ES#
Lightbeer throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!#CL#
Lightbeer moves into range and clinches up with Pickton.
Lightbeer is working Pickton over against the cage.
Lightbeer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lightbeer.#BC#
Lightbeer breaks the clinch.
Pickton misses with a takedown attempt - Lightbeer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Pickton misses with the body kick
and Lightbeer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pickton walks into a stiff left hand from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer lands a slapping body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Pickton tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Lightbeer defends well and Pickton ends up having to push Lightbeer into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Lightbeer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Pickton just manages to avoid it.
Pickton moves forwards but Lightbeer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Lightbeer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Pickton shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Lightbeer counters with a left to the body.
Lightbeer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pickton can do to turn this around?
Good leg kick by Lightbeer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pickton misses with a leg kick
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand.
No luck for Pickton with that takedown attempt.
Buzz Lightbeer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robert Pickton.
Lightbeer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Pickton is defended easily by Lightbeer.
It looked like Lightbeer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Pickton shoots for a takedown but Lightbeer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#T1#
Lightbeer misses with a wild body shot.
Pickton shoots for a takedown but Lightbeer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A jab from Lightbeer finds it's way through Pickton's defenses.
Lightbeer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#CL#
Lightbeer closes the distance and clinches.
Lightbeer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lightbeer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lightbeer tries to throw a body punch but Pickton avoids it by throwing Lightbeer back against the cage.
Lightbeer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pickton in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Buzz Lightbeer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Lightbeer with an attempt at a knee that misses. #T2#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lightbeer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Pickton is trying to pull guard but Lightbeer has him pressed against the cage.
Lightbeer looking to throw knees to the head but Pickton is blocking nicely.
Pickton letting Lightbeer take a breather here.
Pickton has Lightbeer pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Lightbeer manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lightbeer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pickton avoiding damage as Lightbeer throws knees to the body.
Lightbeer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Lightbeer is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Lightbeer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T3#
Lightbeer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pickton wants to take the fight to the mat but Lightbeer manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Lightbeer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pickton prevents a body shot from Lightbeer.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lightbeer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pickton.
Lightbeer is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Pickton tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Lightbeer just stands there and leans against the cage.
Lightbeer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pickton can't get the takedown.
Pickton is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lightbeer gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Pickton goes for a takedown in the clinch but Lightbeer prevents it. #T4#
Lightbeer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lightbeer tries to land knees in the clinch but Pickton avoids the damage to the body.
Lightbeer tries to break free but Pickton pushes him back against the cage.
Lightbeer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Lightbeer.
Pickton lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lightbeer backwards.
Lightbeer leaning his opponent against the cage.#BC#
Lightbeer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pickton shoots in for a double leg but Lightbeer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightbeer dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Pickton lands a nice hook to Lightbeer's body. Lightbeer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pickton tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Lightbeer defends well and Pickton ends up having to push Lightbeer into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Lightbeer throws a hook but Pickton avoids it easily.
Pickton dives in and grabs Lightbeer's left leg, looking for a takedown. Lightbeer pushes down on Pickton's head and hops out.
Pickton with a poor takedown
and Lightbeer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Buzz Lightbeer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robert Pickton.
Pickton throws a poor cross that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pickton has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pickton there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice shot by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Pickton.#TD2#
Pickton looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pickton not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Lightbeer keeping full guard, as Pickton tries to pass.
Pickton takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lightbeer is looking to stand up but Pickton isn't so interested in that idea. #T1#
Pickton in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lightbeer wants to stand and escape but Pickton is having none of it.
Lightbeer trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pickton wants to control from the top but Lightbeer keeps moving. #ES#
Lightbeer uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Robert Pickton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pickton throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
Pickton takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Lightbeer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pickton. Pickton circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Pickton has his takedown stuffed
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand.
Pickton takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T2#
Lightbeer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lightbeer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Pickton backs up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lightbeer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lightbeer throws a head kick but Pickton moves out of range.
Pickton goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pickton tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lightbeer swivels and escapes.
Lightbeer is looking to counter punch.
Pickton lands a leg kick that knocks Lightbeer off balance momentarily.
Pickton takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lightbeer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pickton.
Pickton shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lightbeer but Lightbeer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Pickton blocks a head kick by Lightbeer.
Pickton tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lightbeer was well out of range. Poor timing from Pickton.
A quick step to the side and Lightbeer tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#T3#
Pickton has a takedown stuffed.
Lightbeer stuffs the takedown.
Lightbeer connects with a jab.
Pickton shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Pickton tries for a takedown but Lightbeer circles away easily
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Robert Pickton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#CL#
Lightbeer instigates a clinch.
Pickton stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Pickton avoiding damage as Lightbeer throws knees to the body.
Lightbeer lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Lightbeer. #T4#
Lightbeer lands an uppercut.
Lightbeer tries to land a knee to the head but Pickton blocks with his arms.
Pickton changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lightbeer fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Pickton misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lightbeer scores with a body shot.
Lightbeer lands a head shot.
Lightbeer lands a jab to the nose.
Buzz Lightbeer is winning the standup battle so far.
Pickton shoots in and drives through. Lightbeer sprawls well.
Lightbeer looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Pickton has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pickton misses with a hook
and Lightbeer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Pickton takes one to the chin there.
Pickton takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Pickton throws a lazy body kick
and Pickton takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #ROC#
Pickton is rocked!

And that's the end of the fight!
Buzz Lightbeer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lightbeer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer!

Buzz Lightbeer spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Robert Pickton stepped up to the mic, saying 'This is most likely they last fight of my Career, Id like to thank the fans, my sponsors and my manager Alexander Biro for this opportunity that will last throughout my lifetime. Bobby Butcher will never make it anywhere in this world and should retire while hes ahead'.

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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