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Event: DFN#27 Bryant vs Muller     
Date:   Nov 11, 2017
#R1##CL2#
Beefrock fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bulsara, pushing him back against the cage.
Bulsara putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beefrock in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Beefrock jumps guard but Bulsara stands there with Beefrock around his waist. Beefrock gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Beefrock on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Bulsara.
Beefrock blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Beefrock blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bulsara creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Beefrock's defenses. #CUT#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Bulsara holds him up against the cage and eventually Beefrock drops back down to his feet.
Bulsara tries to land knees in the clinch but Beefrock avoids the damage to the body.
Beefrock lands with a left to the head.
Bulsara tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Beefrock avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bulsara throws a head punch that misses.
Bulsara stops a takedown attempt from Beefrock.
Farrokh Bulsara has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lump Beefrock.
Bulsara tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Beefrock avoids it.
Bulsara tries to land knees in the clinch but Beefrock avoids the damage to the body.
Bulsara pushes off an throws an elbow but Beefrock leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.#TD2#
Beefrock successfully pulls guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Beefrock can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bulsara controls the pace.
Bulsara's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Beefrock pulls Bulsara in close to his closed guard and prevents Bulsara from doing any damage or advancing position.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bulsara controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Beefrock looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bulsara sitting in guard here, content to control. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bulsara ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Beefrock closes the distance and clinches up with Bulsara, looking for a takedown. Beefrock pushes Bulsara against the cage but Bulsara circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Beefrock tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Bulsara defends well and Beefrock ends up having to push Bulsara into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.#CL#
Bulsara moves into the clinch.
Bulsara lands a knee to the body.
Bulsara slows down the pace here. #T3#
Beefrock on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bulsara scores with an uppercut up the middle.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bulsara throws an elbow but misses.
Bulsara lands a right hand.
Beefrock has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bulsara after a bit of a struggle.
Bulsara lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.
Beefrock has Bulsara pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bulsara manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Beefrock wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bulsara has him pressed against the cage.
Bulsara is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beefrock is defending well for now.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Bulsara forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Bulsara is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beefrock is defending well for now.
Beefrock misses with some punches.
Bulsara lands with a light punch inside.
Bulsara misses with a punch to the body.
Beefrock throws a head punch that misses.
A body shot lands from Bulsara. #T4#
Bulsara doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bulsara lands with a right to the head. #CUT#
That has opened up Lump Beefrock's cut even more.
Bulsara lands a nice knee to the body.
Beefrock looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beefrock managing to block the knees to the body from Bulsara.
Bulsara working Beefrock over with knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Bulsara - that landed with a thud.
Bulsara misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bulsara misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Beefrock. #TD2#
Beefrock has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Bulsara clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
You can see the frustration on Bulsara's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Bulsara looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Bulsara surviving as best he can, preventing damage.
Bulsara has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Bulsara rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Farrokh Bulsara dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lump Beefrock's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Beefrock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Beefrock throws a counter combo.#CL#
Bulsara darts in and clinches Beefrock up against the cage.
Bulsara lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Bulsara misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Beefrock.
Bulsara misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Beefrock.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Bulsara holds him up against the cage and eventually Beefrock drops back down to his feet.
Bulsara is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beefrock is defending well for now.
Bulsara landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bulsara throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Beefrocks head.
Bulsara working Beefrock over with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bulsara is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beefrock is defending well for now.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bulsara.
Beefrock is breathing heavily.
Beefrock on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bulsara scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Beefrock goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bulsara unloads a knee to the mid-section. Beefrock lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. #T1#
Bulsara putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beefrock in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bulsara creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Beefrock's defenses.
Bulsara scores with a shoulder strike. #CUT#
Lump Beefrock's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Bulsara landing knees to the body.
Bulsara tries to land knees in the clinch but Beefrock avoids the damage to the body.
Bulsara trying to land knees to the body.
Beefrock has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bulsara is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bulsara lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lump Beefrock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Farrokh Bulsara!
A victorious Farrokh Bulsara thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: DARE X     
Date:   Oct 21, 2017
#R1#
Meida cracks Beefrock with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Meida looks to land a left hand but Beefrock moved out of range nicely.
Beefrock steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Meida.
Meida tries to bum rush Beefrock with a series of wild strikes but Beefrock uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Meida throws a hook but Beefrock avoids it easily.
Beefrock shoots for a takedown but Meida saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Meida keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Meida misses with a jab, cross combination.
Beefrock changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Meida stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Meida wants it to stay on the feet.
Meida throwing a counter right hand but Beefrock manages to avoid it.
Thiago Meida has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lump Beefrock.
Meida scores to the head and body with a nice combination!#CUT#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Beefrock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Meida.
A jab from Meida finds it's way through Beefrock's defenses.
Beefrock looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Beefrock is defended easily by Meida.
Good standup being displayed there by Meida as he connects with a hook.#T1#
Beefrock with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Meida to score with a decent uppercut.
Thiago Meida is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice uppercut lands for Meida. That snapped Beefrock's head back.
Meida scores with a sloppy right hand. Beefrock should have avoided that one.
Beefrock misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Beefrock ducks under a wild hook from Meida.
Beefrock with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Meida to score with a decent uppercut.
Meida cracks Beefrock with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#TD2#
Beefrock drives through with a takedown into guard.
Beefrock slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Meida working a defensive guard here.
Beefrock trying to control but Meida is working from the bottom.
Beefrock is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T2#
Beefrock trying to control but Meida is working from the bottom.
Meida tries to land a sweep but no joy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meida pulls Beefrock in close to his closed guard and prevents Beefrock from doing any damage or advancing position.
Meida thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Beefrock trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Meida wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Meida is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Beefrock is looking to improve his position.
Beefrock gets back to full guard.
Beefrock seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T3#
Beefrock is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Meida is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Meida working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beefrock seems keen to control Meida's posture.
Meida with a flurry of punches that miss.
Meida trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Beefrock is on top in guard. #REVB#
Beefrock wants to control from the top but Meida keeps moving.
Beefrock controls from within his opponent's guard.
Meida is controlling Beefrock's posture.#T4#
Meida striking off his back but it's not causing Beefrock any problems.
Meida tries to strike from the bottom.
Beefrock sitting in guard here, content to control.
Meida throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Meida working a defensive guard here. #SUB2#
Beefrock thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Beefrock throwing strikes but missing.
Meida throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Meida trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from! #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Meida thows a left - swing and a miss!
Beefrock unleashes a big counter combination but Meida bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Meida throws a hook but Beefrock blocks it.
Meida with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thiago Meida dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lump Beefrock's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Beefrock shoots for a takedown but Meida saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Beefrock tries to close the distance and clinch up but Meida swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Beefrock takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Meida scores with a jab to the head.
Meida throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Beefrock is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Meida with a body shot.
Meida misses with a looping right.
Beefrock dodges the punch combination from Meida.
Beefrock takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Meida cracks Beefrock with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meida scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Meida fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Meida throws a big shot that misses.
Meida tests Beefrock's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Meida throws a jab when Beefrock was well out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick from Meida lands but Beefrock takes it in his stride. #T1#
Meida clobbers Beefrock with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Beefrock shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Meida as he jumps to the side.
Beefrock tries to close the distance and clinch but Meida swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Meida stuffs the takedown attempt from Beefrock. Beefrock gets slowly back to his feet.
Thiago Meida has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lump Beefrock.
Beefrock looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Meida swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Beefrock is breathing heavily.
Meida connects with a looping right hand.
Meida feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Beefrocks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Thiago Meida is winning the standup battle so far.
Meida throws a big shot that misses.
Meida misses with a straight right.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Meida.
Meida cracks Beefrock with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#T2##TD2#
Beefrock shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Meida manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meida looking to hit a scissor sweep but Beefrock is one step ahead there.
Beefrock pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Meida is keeping the position for now.
Beefrock wants to control from the top but Meida keeps moving.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Meida is on top in guard. #REVR#
Meida tries to free his leg and advance position but Beefrock is retaining full guard.
Beefrock keeping moving, preventing Meida from controlling successfully.
Meida trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Meida trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Beefrock looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Beefrock keeping full guard, as Meida tries to pass. #T3#
Meida working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Meida controlling from the top position.
Beefrock trying to keep a closed guard but Meida is proving a slippery customer.
Meida trying to stand up but can't free himself from Beefrock's guard.
Beefrock has his hands on Meida's head, controlling the position.
Let's hope that Beefrock has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Meida trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Beefrock shoots in looking for a takedown but Meida manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Beefrock's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Meida throws a right hand that Beefrock ducks under and follows up with a left that Beefrock also avoids with ease.
A big left from Meida misses.
Meida lands an overhand right.
Meida is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Meida connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Meida scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Meida tries to bum rush Beefrock with a series of wild strikes but Beefrock uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Beefrock shoots in for a takedown but Meida shows good takedown defense.
Beefrock throws a right and a left that both miss.
Meida scores with a crisp jab that stopped Beefrock in his tracks.
A telegraphed right hand from Meida misses the target.
Beefrock throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Meida cracks Beefrock with a right hand to the side of the head.
Beefrock staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thiago Meida dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lump Beefrock's cut.
That's time! Meida's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Meida avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Beefrock scores with a one two! Meida had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Beefrock staying out of range there.
Meida bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Beefrock's head.
Meida is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beefrock can do to turn this around?
Meida looks to throw the jab but Beefrock is out of range.
Meida is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Beefrock closes the distance and clinches up with Meida, looking for a takedown. Beefrock pushes Meida against the cage but Meida circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Meida paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Beefrock has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Beefrock uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Meida.
Beefrock gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The fighters circling - Meida throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Beefrock lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Meida scores with a decent looking hook.
Lump Beefrock is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Meida lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Beefrock staying out of range there.
And Beefrock tries to counter it with a takedown but Meida pushes his down on his head and steps out.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beefrock shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Meida sprawls well. Meida wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Beefrock gets slowly back to his feet.
Beefrock takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Meida throws a series of punches but Beefrock moves out of range.
Meida connects with a nice looking jab.
Meida misses with a straight left.
Beefrock on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Beefrock fails with the takedown.
Thiago Meida has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lump Beefrock.
Meida lands a glancing blow to the side of Beefrock's head.
Meida misses with a straight left.
And Beefrock tries to counter it with a takedown but Meida pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Beefrock on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Meida throws out a loose jab but Beefrock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Meida sets himself, and Beefrock steps forward looking for the clinch! Meida avoids it this time.
Beefrock throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Meida throws a nice looking combination but Beefrock bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beefrock shoots in for a takedown but Meida shows good takedown defense.
Meida scores with a jab.#T2#
Meida tests Beefrock's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Meida lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beefrock closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Meida jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Meida throws a good cross that connects.
Meida connects with a looping right hand.
Meida throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
As Meida backs off Beefrock throws a huge counter combo but Meida manages to avoid it all.
Meida throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Beefrock takes a jab right on the kisser.
Meida lands a jab.
Meida looks to land a right hand but Beefrock moved out of range.
Meida pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Meida misses the jab.
Meida throws a hook but Beefrock avoids it easily.
Despite the aggression on Beefrock's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#T3#
Nice sprawl there from Meida as Beefrock shoots in.
Beefrock looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Beefrock's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Meida connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Beefrock scrambles back to his feet.
Beefrock tries to clinch up but Meida circles away and keeps his distance.
Lump Beefrock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thiago Meida is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Beefrock shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
No joy there for Meida, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Beefrock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Meida manages to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Meida misses the target.
Meida smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Beefrock takes one to the side of the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Beefrock looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Beefrock showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Meida. #T4#
Meida is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Beefrock.
Beefrock slips a straight right by Meida.
Beefrock is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Meida throws out a loose jab but Beefrock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Meida sets himself, and Beefrock steps forward looking for the clinch! Meida avoids it this time.
Meida throws a jab but it's blocked by Beefrock.
Beefrock tries to clinch up but Meida circles away and keeps his distance.
Beefrock avoids a punch combination nicely.
Beefrock lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Meida is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Beefrock.
Beefrock is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice uppercut lands for Meida. That snapped Beefrock's head back.
A decent looking cross lands there for Meida.
Meida swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Beefrock.
Beefrock shoots in looking for a takedown but Meida manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Beefrock's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Meida thows a left - swing and a miss!
Beefrock connects with a solid leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thiago Meida showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Meida, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:26
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:26
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thiago Meida!

Thiago Meida thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: C20: Lu vs Spillane     
Date:   Aug 26, 2017
#R1#
Beefrock shoots in looking for a takedown but Diddlybottom manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Beefrock's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Diddlybottom lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #CUT#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Beefrock's leg but Beefrock calmly moves out of range.
Beefrock tries to score a power double leg takedown but Diddlybottom sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Beefrock somewhat.
Diddlybottom catches Beefrock with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock doesn't manage to clinch there - Diddlybottom circles away. #CL#
Diddlybottom rushes Beefrock and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Beefrock blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beefrock. #T1#
Diddlybottom tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Beefrock jumps guard but Diddlybottom stands there with Beefrock around his waist. Beefrock gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lump Beefrock.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Diddlybottom forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Diddlybottom misses with a body punch.
Diddlybottom lands with a left to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a left hand that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Beefrock tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Diddlybottom lands a left hand that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.
Diddlybottom lands a hook that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Diddlybottom won't allow it.
Diddlybottom lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beefrock. #T2#
Diddlybottom tries to work over Beefrock's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Diddlybottom forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Beefrock jumps guard but Diddlybottom turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook from the clinch.
Diddlybottom lands with a light punch inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom cracks Beefrock with a nice body shot.
Beefrock drops down looking for an ankle pick but Diddlybottom pulls his leg out and moves away. #TD#
Diddlybottom throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Beefrock tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Diddlybottom is in Beefrock's guard.
Beefrock has control of Diddlybottom's left arm, preventing Diddlybottom from doing any damage.
Beefrock looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Beefrock preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Beefrock looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Diddlybottom controlling from the top position.
Diddlybottom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Beefrock works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T3#
Diddlybottom with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diddlybottom passes into half guard.
Diddlybottom tries to pass the half guard into mount. Beefrock knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Diddlybottom thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Beefrock's head.
Beefrock controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Diddlybottom thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Beefrock's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Beefrock sees it coming and defends easily.
Beefrock wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy. #T4#
Beefrock is staying active underneath Diddlybottom, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Beefrock slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Diddlybottom working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beefrock keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Beefrock is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beefrock throws out a counter right but Diddlybottom avoids it with no problem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lump Beefrock's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Diddlybottom lands with a nice body punch.
Diddlybottom throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Beefrock on the side of the head.
Diddlybottom fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown but Beefrock shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Diddlybottom throws a lazy uppercut
and Beefrock counters with a series of strikes. Diddlybottom will be more careful next time no doubt.
Beefrock checks the leg kick nicely there.
Beefrock slips under a jab from Diddlybottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Diddlybottom, right into the meat.
Beefrock shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Beefrock tries to clinch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Beefrock avoids a kick to the body.
Beefrock misses with a takedown attempt - Diddlybottom sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Beefrock checks a leg kick.
Beefrock moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom with a hook.#CUT#
That has opened up Lump Beefrock's cut even more.#TD#
Diddlybottom scores with a takedown into Beefrock's guard.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes but missing.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T2#
Diddlybottom working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beefrock pulls Diddlybottom in close to his closed guard and prevents Diddlybottom from doing any damage or advancing position.
Diddlybottom controlling from the top position.
Beefrock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Beefrock is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Beefrock is just content to waste time from the top position. Diddlybottom takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Beefrock trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom. #T3#
Diddlybottom wants to sweep but no luck.
Diddlybottom looking to control. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Beefrock defends well.
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beefrock can do to turn this around?
Beefrock engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Beefrock is pushing down on Diddlybottom's leg trying to pass to half guard. Diddlybottom is fighting to maintain full guard but Beefrock has managed to sneak the leg through.
Beefrock scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Diddlybottom is trying to control but can't.
Diddlybottom keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Beefrock wants to lay and pray for a moment but Diddlybottom keeps working.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Beefrock in particular looking to stall.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Diddlybottom scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lump Beefrock's cut.
That's time! Diddlybottom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Diddlybottom looks to land a body kick but Beefrock moved away.
Beefrock shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Diddlybottom but Diddlybottom pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Horrible takedown attempt by Beefrock or perhaps it was just good defense by Diddlybottom, which made it look bad.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Beefrock is just out of range.
Beefrock steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Diddlybottom.#TD#
Diddlybottom fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Beefrock to the ground. Diddlybottom is now in Beefrock's guard.
Beefrock is adopting a defensive guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom chips away with some ground and pound.
Beefrock tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T1#
Diddlybottom makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beefrock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom pushes down on Beefrock's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Beefrock has hold of Diddlybottom's hands but Diddlybottom slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Beefrock is refusing to be controlled, as Diddlybottom sits in half guard.
Beefrock wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
Beefrock is pressing down on Diddlybottom's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Diddlybottom has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Beefrock is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Beefrock keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom is stalling in the full guard. #T2#
Diddlybottom preventing the sweep.
Diddlybottom controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Beefrock wants to sweep but no luck.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Beefrock keeps moving.
Beefrock pulls Diddlybottom in close to his closed guard and prevents Diddlybottom from doing any damage or advancing position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Beefrock tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diddlybottom paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Beefrock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.#T3#
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick.
Diddlybottom fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Beefrock.
Diddlybottom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a shot from downtown. Beefrock moves away and avoids it.
Beefrock thinks about the counter body kick.
Diddlybottom throws a hook but Beefrock avoids it easily.
Lump Beefrock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#TD#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Beefrock quickly recovers to half guard.
Diddlybottom is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Diddlybottom wants to free his trapped foot but Beefrock is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T4#
Diddlybottom not doing much here.
Beefrock is trying is best to control the position here.
Beefrock is continuing to stall.
Beefrock wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom tries to pass the half guard into mount. Beefrock knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Diddlybottom is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Diddlybottom has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:26
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!

A victorious Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: C17: Lowe vs Seery     
Date:   Aug 12, 2017
#R1#
Beefrock lands a lovely overhand right.#CUT#
It looks like Helge Fossmo has been cut.
Beefrock lands a really nice looking cross but Fossmo seems unphased.
Beefrock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fossmo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fossmo dives in and grabs Beefrock's left leg, looking for a takedown. Beefrock pushes down on Fossmo's head and hops out.
Beefrock definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Beefrock throws a right hand that Fossmo ducks under and follows up with a left that Fossmo also avoids with ease.
Fossmo tries to move into range but Beefrock moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Beefrock looks to score with a jab to the body but Fossmo is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock throws the left hand but Fossmo avoids the punch easily.
Beefrock throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fossmo now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#T1#
Beefrock buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Beefrock lands a nice shot to the body.
Lump Beefrock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beefrock lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fossmo will feel that in the morning.
Beefrock throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fossmo changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Beefrock tries to avoid it but Fossmo manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Beefrock to the ground. Beefrock escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Beefrock throws a head kick but Fossmo moves out of range.
Fossmo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fossmo doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Beefrock throws a big shot that misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fossmo! But no joy.#T2#
Fossmo avoids the body shot from Beefrock.
Fossmo appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Fossmo blocks a leg kick.
Fossmo let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Beefrock misses with a looping left.
Beefrock tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Beefrock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fossmo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fossmo! But no joy.
Beefrock pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Beefrock looks to land a body kick but Fossmo moved away.
Beefrock misses with a left hand
and Fossmo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
Beefrock throws a head kick that misses.
Fossmo throws out a counter right but Beefrock avoids it with no problem.
Beefrock misses with a hook.
Fossmo checks a leg kick.
Beefrock throws a low kick but Fossmo avoids it.
Fossmo slips under a jab.
Beefrock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fossmo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A nice side step and Fossmo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Fossmo takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#T4#
Beefrock dips to his left and cracks Fossmo with an uppercut!
Fossmo moves away from the strike by Beefrock.
Beefrock backing away here, and Fossmo unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Beefrock misses with a right hand
and Fossmo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fossmo slips under a jab from Beefrock.
Beefrock misses with a series of wild punches.
Fossmo is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Beefrock with a body shot.
Beefrock scores with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lump Beefrock dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Helge Fossmo's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Fossmo defending well as Beefrock loads up on a big left hand.
Fossmo is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Beefrock with a body shot.
Beefrock darts in trying to clinch
and Fossmo counters with a right hand to the body.
Beefrock misses with a right hand
and Fossmo counters with a slapping leg kick.
Beefrock pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock lands with an overhand left.#CL#
Beefrock has closed the distance and engaged Fossmo in a clinch. #T1#
Beefrock misses with a body punch.
Beefrock is pressed up against the cage. Fossmo has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Beefrock down to the mat. Beefrock avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Beefrock misses with a hook.
Fossmo now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Nice shot by Beefrock.
Beefrock throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fossmo swats away the attempt to clinch by Beefrock.
Beefrock misses with a shot to the body
and Fossmo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That kick from Beefrock tenderised Fossmo's leg. Fossmo is trying to keep his angry face on.#T2#
Beefrock throws a body punch but Fossmo moves out of range.
Lump Beefrock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Beefrock misses with a hook to the body
and Fossmo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Beefrock misses the shot to the body.
Beefrock throws the kick towards the body but Fossmo avoids it.
Beefrock looks to land a right hand but Fossmo moved out of range.
A nice side step and Fossmo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Lump Beefrock is winning the standup battle so far.
Beefrock lands with a kick to the temple. Fossmo shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Beefrock misses with a hook. Fossmo ducked under it nicely.
Fossmo is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Beefrock with a body shot.#T3#
Beefrock throws out a loose jab but Fossmo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beefrock throws a jab but it's blocked by Fossmo. #TD2#
Fossmo closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Beefrock quickly recovers to half guard.#SUB2#
Fossmo is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Fossmo trying to control from half guard but Beefrock is working away. #SUB2#
Fossmo is working for a kimura but Beefrock is defending it quite comfortably.
Fossmo not landing any meaningful shots this time. #T4#
Fossmo sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Beefrock defending well though. #SUB2#
Fossmo is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Beefrock makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Beefrock.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Beefrock is on top in guard. #REVR#
Beefrock postures up.
Beefrock is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Fossmo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Beefrock slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lump Beefrock dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Helge Fossmo's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Beefrock.
Beefrock tries to clinch up.
Fossmo looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Beefrock tries a low kick but Fossmo avoids it.
Beefrock takes a swing at Fossmo's ribcage but misses.
Beefrock swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fossmo let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice straight punches there by Beefrock. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Beefrock.
Beefrock just misses with a punch to the body.
A nice side step and Fossmo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Beefrock misses with a wild body shot.
Fossmo looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Beefrock swings widly with a right hand
and Fossmo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Beefrock throws a leg kick
and Fossmo counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Beefrock.
Beefrock clobbers Fossmo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fossmo slips a jab from Beefrock.
Beefrock misses with a low kick.
Fossmo now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Beefrock will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away. #T2#
Fossmo avoids the body shot from Beefrock.
Fossmo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beefrock.
Beefrock looks to throw the jab but Fossmo is out of range.
Fossmo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Beefrock throws a body kick that misses.
Fossmo slips a straight right by Beefrock.
Fossmo let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Beefrock dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fossmo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T3#
Beefrock tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fossmo is able to avoid easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Beefrock.
Fossmo blocks the body kick.
Fossmo throws out a counter right but Beefrock avoids it with no problem.
Fossmo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fossmo let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Beefrock stuns Fossmo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Beefrock throws a front kick aimed at Fossmo's knee but Fossmo avoids it well.
Beefrock throws a leg kick that misses. #T4#
Beefrock throws out a loose jab but Fossmo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beefrock throws a body punch but Fossmo moves out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Fossmo misses.
Beefrock misses with a hook
and Fossmo counters with a nice body shot.
Beefrock lands a jab to Fossmo's midsection.
Beefrock thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Fossmo if he has to take too many more of those.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Beefrock.
Beefrock lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lump Beefrock showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Beefrock, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lump Beefrock!

A relieved looking Lump Beefrock thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: C13: Beefrock vs Antonio     
Date:   Jul 15, 2017
#R1#
A nice leg kick lands there from Beefrock.
Antonio throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Beefrock checks a low kick from Antonio.
Beefrock definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Antonio throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Beefrock swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Beefrock, as that shot connected.
Beefrock throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Antonio to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Beefrock walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Antonio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beefrock was well out of range. Poor timing from Antonio.
Antonio is looking to score with low kicks.
Beefrock is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Antonio missing with a left hand there. Beefrock was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Beefrock circles away from the clinch attempt
and Beefrock counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T1#
Beefrock ducks under a wild hook from Antonio.
Antonio walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Beefrock checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A counter left hand to the body from Beefrock misses its target.
Antonio moves out of range of the body kick from Beefrock.
Beefrock backing away here, and Antonio unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Beefrock throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Beefrock uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Antonio.
Beefrock connects with a single shot there.
Beefrock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Antonio moves away.
Antonio lands an overhand right.
Beefrock tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Antonio manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Antonio wants to counter with a clinch but Beefrock pushes him away.
Antonio on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#T2#
Antonio throws a good cross that connects. #CUT2#
Lump Beefrock's cut is getting worse.
Antonio throws a poor cross that misses #KD#
and Beefrock counters with a crisp right hand that drops Antonio! Beefrock lets Antonio back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#KD2#
Antonio cracks Beefrock with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Antonio has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Beefrock to stand back up!#ROC2#
Beefrock is rocked!
Antonio misses with a hook
and Beefrock counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Antonio throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Beefrock misses with a double jab #CL2#
and Antonio counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Beefrock misses with a short punch on the inside.
Antonio lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Beefrock or not.
Beefrock is breathing heavily.
Beefrock blocks an uppercut.
Antonio lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards. #CUT2#
Lump Beefrock's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Antonio lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T3#
Antonio lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Beefrock doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A hook to the body from Antonio.
Antonio looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A short uppercut from Antonio.
Antonio lands a hook that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.
Oh Beefrock is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CUT2#
Jeez, Lump Beefrock's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A right hook to the body lands for Antonio.
Beefrock seems to have got his legs back now.
Antonio lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Beefrock blocks an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Antonio creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Antonio misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Antonio throws a head punch that misses. #KD2#
Antonio drops Beefrock onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Beefrock is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lump Beefrock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eugenio Antonio!

 

Event: UGD 46:Kobzar Vs The Joker     
Date:   Feb 25, 2017
#R1#
Tanaka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beefrock manages to avoid it.
Beefrock feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Tanaka throws a jab but it's blocked by Beefrock.
Tanaka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beefrock.
Beefrock throws a hook to the side of Tanaka's head but Tanaka sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tanaka! But no joy.
Beefrock takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Beefrock misses with a low kick.
It seemed like Tanaka was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tanaka takes a swing at Beefrock's ribcage but misses.
Tanaka lands a head shot.#CUT2#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tanaka throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
Beefrock has Tanaka up against the cage in a clinch.
Beefrock is trying to break free.#T1#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tanaka.
Beefrock throws a punch but it's blocked by Tanaka. #BC#
Beefrock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Beefrock throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tanaka stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Beefrock misses with a shot to the body
and Beefrock takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tanaka stuns Beefrock with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Beefrock looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Beefrock lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tanaka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tanaka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tanaka rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Beefrock counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tanaka throws a lazy uppercut
and Beefrock cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Beefrock.
Beefrock half committed to a counter leg kick.
Tanaka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beefrock moves away.#T2#
Beefrock looks to score with a jab to the body but Tanaka is just out of range.
Tanaka doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.#CL#
Beefrock closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Beefrock prevents a body shot from Tanaka.
Beefrock blocks a body shot from Tanaka.
Beefrock blocks an uppercut.
Beefrock lands a body shot in the clinch.
Tanaka trying to stall but Beefrock improves his position.
Beefrock is trying to break the clinch but Tanaka has him pressed against the cage.
Tanaka struggles to land a body shot inside as Beefrock controls his hands.
Tanaka content to slow the pace in the clinch. #BC#
Beefrock breaks from the clinch.
Beefrock throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #CL#
Beefrock clinches.
A short right from Tanaka. #T3#
Beefrock lands with a light punch inside.
Beefrock blocks a body shot from Tanaka. #BC#
Beefrock breaks the clinch.
Tanaka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tanaka tries to clinch up
and Beefrock counters with a body kick that stops Tanaka in his tracks momentarily.
Tanaka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beefrock tries a head kick but it misses.
Beefrock scores with a body shot. #CL#
Beefrock moves into the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tanaka.
Tanaka has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Beefrock seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Tanaka can turn it around.#T4#
Tanaka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tanaka misses with the head strike.
Beefrock wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Tanaka misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Beefrock.
Tanaka looks winded!#BC#
Beefrock pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tanaka takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CUT#
It looks like Ken Tanaka has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tanaka throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Beefrock counters with a leg kick.
Beefrock misses with a wild body shot.
A lazy body kick from Beefrock
and Tanaka counters with a nice body shot.
Tanaka misses the body punch
and Beefrock counters with a thumping low kick.
Beefrock scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Beefrock digs a good body shot into Tanaka's ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lump Beefrock dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Nice shot by Beefrock.
Tanaka walks straight into a right hand from Beefrock - that's dropped him! Beefrock jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Tanaka from any more punishment! Tanaka complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Lump Beefrock!
Lump Beefrock decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: UGD 42:Man Vs Moshington     
Date:   Jan 28, 2017
#R1#
Beefrock just misses with a punch to the body.
Beefrock misses the shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Rougeau.
Beefrock lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rougeau misses with a looping left.
Rougeau misses with a few strikes there.
Rougeau on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Beefrock looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rougeau tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beefrock was well out of range. Poor timing from Rougeau.
Rougeau throws a leg kick
and Beefrock counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Rougeau swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beefrock throws a wild body kick that Rougeau sees coming a mile off.
Rougeau is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#T1#
Beefrock throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rougeau stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rougeau looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #CUT#
It looks like Jacques Rougeau has been cut.
Beefrock takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Beefrock uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rougeau.
Rougeau throws a solid leg kick but Beefrock takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rougeau.
Rougeau misses the shot to the body.
Beefrock tries a low kick but Rougeau avoids it.
Rougeau walks forward, straight into a front kick from Beefrock.
Beefrock feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rougeaus jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T2#
Rougeau throws a leg kick that is checked
and Rougeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Beefrock feints and then cracks Rougeau's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rougeau down.
Beefrock with a hook.#CUT#
That has opened up Jacques Rougeau's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Beefrock takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Rougeau misses with a body shot.
Beefrock feinted there with a counter leg kick.#KD#
Beefrock cracks Rougeau with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Beefrock has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Rougeau to stand back up!#ROC#
Rougeau is rocked!
Beefrock throws a pinpoint strike between Rougeau's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Rougeau crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Beefrock scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lump Beefrock!
A victorious Lump Beefrock thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: UGD 36:Olofson Vs Gallagher     
Date:   Dec 17, 2016
#R1#
Boson with a nice cross.#CUT2#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Boson throws a body shot but no joy.
Beefrock was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Higgs Boson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beefrock with a nice cross.#CUT#
It looks like Higgs Boson has been cut.
Beefrock scoring well with a low kick there.
Boson misses with a right hand
and Beefrock cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#KD2#
Boson cracks Beefrock with a big right hand and Beefrock goes down!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boson is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Boson looking to pass the guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Beefrock holds on and takes a little breather.
Boson trying to control the position from guard on top but Beefrock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Beefrock trying to control the position here.
Boson looking to pass the guard. #T1#
Beefrock pulls Boson in to control the position.
Beefrock wants to sweep but no luck.
Boson trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom.
Boson is looking to work some ground and pound but Beefrock has wrist control.
Beefrock pulls Boson in to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Beefrock wants to hit a switch here but Boson passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Beefrock there!
Boson looking to control but Beefrock is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Beefrock manages to regain half guard. Good work. #SUB2#
Boson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Beefrock doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Boson.
Boson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Beefrock's head. #T2#
Boson controlling the pace.
Boson is thwarting Beefrock's attempts to control the position.
Boson passes to full mount!
Boson thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boson looking to control but Beefrock is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Beefrock can't escape the position.
Beefrock bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Beefrock stops Boson from standing up. #T3#
Beefrock controlling from the top position. #ES2#
Boson kicks Beefrock off and gets to his feet. #T4#
Beefrock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boson misses with an uppercut. Beefrock saw that one coming.
Beefrock throws a nice outside leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Boson.
Beefrock thinks about countering with a body kick.
Beefrock looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Boson throws an overhand right that lands on Beefrock's shoulder, as Beefrock tries to avoid the shot.
Boson misses the shot to the body.
Beefrock thuds a left hand into Boson's body.
Beefrock lands a high kick!
Boson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beefrock doesn't manage to clinch there - Boson circles away.
Beefrock connects with a right hand. Boson shakes it off.#CUT#
That has opened up Higgs Boson's cut even more.
Beefrock lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Boson - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Beefrock!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lump Beefrock!
During a confident post fight interview, Lump Beefrock thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Higgs Boson spoke after the fight, saying 'Thank you to all the fans here tonight, I love you all!'.

 

Event: UGD 31:Shevchenko Vs Beefrock     
Date:   Nov 12, 2016
#R1#
Beefrock misses with a straight right.
Beefrock throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Shevchenko on the side of the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Taras Shevchenko has been cut.
Beefrock is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shevchenko.
Shevchenko attempts a counter takedown but Beefrock avoids it well and moves away.
Shevchenko shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Beefrock defends it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shevchenko takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#T1#
Beefrock looks to throw the jab but Shevchenko is out of range.
Beefrock lands a jab to the head.
Beefrock throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD#
and Shevchenko counters with a nice double leg into side control. Beefrock won't be happy with that.
Shevchenko is looking to take a break and control but Beefrock is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Shevchenko with the ground and pound but Beefrock regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Shevchenko is trying to control. Beefrock wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Beefrock keeps control of the position for the meantime. #T2#
Shevchenko looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#CUT#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Shevchenko has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Shevchenko slips a nice elbow through Beefrock's hands, connecting with Beefrock's forehead.
Shevchenko seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Shevchenko looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Beefrock with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shevchenko throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Beefrock preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Shevchenko throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Shevchenko trying to control the action but Beefrock is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shevchenko working Beefrock over with strikes.
Beefrock manages to get to full guard.
Shevchenko is in close to Beefrock's body, working some short punches and elbows.#CUT#
The cut above Lump Beefrock's eye is starting to cause him problems now.#T3#
Beefrock looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Shevchenko trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom.
Shevchenko throws an elbow that misses. Beefrock uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Shevchenko's guard. Nice move by Beefrock!#REVB#
Shevchenko controls Beefrock momentarily but Beefrock frees himself. #SUB#
Shevchenko isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Beefrock stacks Shevchenko on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Beefrock!
Shevchenko is trying to get back to half guard.
Shevchenko is working hard here to advance position.
Shevchenko is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#T4#
Beefrock controlling the action here.
Beefrock blocks the strikes from Shevchenko.
Shevchenko is trying to control but can't.
Shevchenko slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB#
Shevchenko escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Beefrock gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Beefrock must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Shevchenko controls Beefrock momentarily but Beefrock frees himself.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Shevchenko is looking for a triangle but Beefrock pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Taras Shevchenko will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Shevchenko takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Shevchenko shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Beefrock as he jumps to the side.
Beefrock throws a half hearted mid kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock connects with a right hand. Shevchenko shakes it off.
A head kick misses from Beefrock. #T1#
Beefrock throws a sloppy head kick and Shevchenko moves out of range easily.
Beefrock is looking to land body kicks.
A little feinted left hand from Shevchenko on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Shevchenko tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Beefrock swivels and escapes.
Beefrock tries to clinch up.
Shevchenko looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Beefrock misses with a body kick.
Beefrock misses with a series of wild punches.
A counter left hand to the body from Shevchenko misses its target.#T2#
Shevchenko tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Beefrock defends well and Shevchenko ends up having to push Beefrock into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Taras Shevchenko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Beefrock cracks Shevchenko with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CUT2#
Taras Shevchenko's cut is getting worse.
A jab from Beefrock does it's job there.
Beefrock throws a solid leg kick but Shevchenko takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Beefrock.
A little feinted left hand from Shevchenko on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Beefrock.
Beefrock has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Shevchenko displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beefrock throws out the jab. #TD#
Shevchenko drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#T3#
Shevchenko postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Shevchenko slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Beefrock seems keen to control Shevchenko's posture.
Shevchenko preventing the sweep.
Shevchenko trying to control the position from guard on top but Beefrock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shevchenko lands a couple of elbows.
Shevchenko is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Beefrock wants to sweep but no luck.
Shevchenko throwing strikes but missing.
Shevchenko trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom. #T4#
Shevchenko wants to pass the guard but Beefrock is keeping the position.
Shevchenko preventing the sweep.
Shevchenko is looking to work some ground and pound but Beefrock has wrist control.
Shevchenko landing with the ground and pound.
Shevchenko is looking to work some ground and pound but Beefrock has wrist control.
Shevchenko loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Shevchenko scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#CUT#
Lump Beefrock's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lump Beefrock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Taras Shevchenko!
Taras Shevchenko retains his super heavyweight title!

 

Event: UGD 28:Shevchenko Vs Angelo II     
Date:   Oct 22, 2016
#R1#
Beefrock misses with a wild body shot.
Morais unleashes a big counter combination but Beefrock bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Beefrock closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #CUT2#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
A combination from Morais does no damage.
A jab from Morais misses.
Beefrock chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Beefrock.
Beefrock misses with a straight left.
Morais moves out of range as Beefrock throws a body kick.
Beefrock displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Morais throws out the jab.
Beefrock connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#CUT#
It looks like Mutant Morais has been cut.
Beefrock lands the left hand.
Beefrock slips a jab from Morais.
Morais tries to move into range but Beefrock moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Beefrock takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Morais lands a slapping body shot.
Beefrock throws a wild body kick that Morais sees coming a mile off.#T1#
Beefrock missing with a left hand there. Morais was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Morais stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Beefrock.
Beefrock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Morais sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Beefrock seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Morais looks to land a right hand but Beefrock moved out of range.
Beefrock slips a jab from Morais.
Beefrock throws a jab when Morais was well out of range.
Beefrock doesn't manage to clinch there - Morais circles away.
Morais let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Morais moves away from the strike by Beefrock.
Morais throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Beefrock is looking to land body kicks.
Morais lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Some wild striking there from Morais.
Morais moves out of range of the body kick.
Beefrock lands with an overhand left.#CUT#
That has opened up Mutant Morais's cut even more.
Beefrock avoids the body shot from Morais. #T2#
Morais lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Morais throws a right and a left that Beefrock avoids nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beefrock misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Morais.
A jab from Morais misses.
Good shot there by Beefrock.
Beefrock throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Morais stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Beefrock lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Morais - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Beefrock!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lump Beefrock!
A victorious Lump Beefrock thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: UGD 25:Poole Vs Palmer     
Date:   Oct 01, 2016
#R1##KD2#
Oooooh!!! Angelo has knocked Beefrock down with a huge combo! Angelo steps away and waves a wobbly Beefrock back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT2#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Beefrock ducks under a wild hook from Angelo.
Good exchange - Beefrock coming out on top.
Angelo dances in with a quick combination. Beefrock is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Angelo snaps Beefrock's head back. Beefrock stumbles backwards against the cage. Angelo steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Beefrock's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Beefrock just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Luiz Angelo!

 

Event: UGD 17:Harada Vs Dykstra     
Date:   Aug 06, 2016
#R1#
Beefrock walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mugabe checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Mugabe raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Beefrock slaps away a takedown attempt from Mugabe, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Mugabe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lump Beefrock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beefrock swats away the attempt to clinch by Mugabe.#CL2#
Mugabe clinches up against the cage.
Mugabe drops down looking for an ankle pick but Beefrock pulls his leg out and moves away.
Beefrock moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#CUT#
It looks like Rob Mugabe has been cut.
Mugabe shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Beefrock but Beefrock pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lump Beefrock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rob Mugabe.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mugabe has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Beefrock.
A decent looking cross lands there for Beefrock.
Mugabe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beefrock.
Beefrock scoring well with a low kick there. #T1#
Beefrock swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mugabe checks a leg kick.
Beefrock throws a body punch but Mugabe moves out of range. #CL2#
Mugabe closes the distance and clinches.
Mugabe crunches a lovely knee into Beefrock's ribcage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Beefrock.
Mugabe just leaning against Beefrock, taking a breather.
Mugabe throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Mugabe keeps control of Beefrock as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Beefrock is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mugabe is defending well for now.
Nice body punch from Beefrock.
Beefrock wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #BC#
Beefrock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mugabe throws a head kick but Beefrock moves out of range.
Beefrock scoring well with a low kick there.
Mugabe is looking to clinch but Beefrock is avoiding it.
Beefrock misses with a hook. Mugabe ducked under it nicely.
Beefrock scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#T2#
Mugabe throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Mugabe throws a sloppy head kick
and Beefrock counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good exchange - Beefrock coming out on top.
Beefrock takes a swing at Mugabe's ribcage but misses.
Mugabe has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A cross from Beefrock lands.
We've been told by Beefrock's head coaches at THC playhouse that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Beefrock fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mugabe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mugabe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Beefrock wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mugabe looks winded!
Beefrock misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mugabe.
Beefrock lands a two punch combo.
Mugabe shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Beefrock but Beefrock pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A quick step to the side and Beefrock tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mugabe is looking to clinch but Beefrock is avoiding it.
Beefrock misses with a looping right.
Mugabe takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#KD#
Beefrock drops Mugabe with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Mugabe looks back up at him and smiles so Beefrock waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Beefrock throws a body punch but Mugabe moves out of range. #T3#
Beefrock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mugabe manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beefrock. Mugabe does a little dance to reset his feet.#TD2#
Mugabe scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Beefrock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Beefrock is trying to control but can't.
Beefrock tries to get to full guard but Mugabe has control of the leg.
Beefrock is trying to maintain the position but Mugabe is very close to passing his half guard.
Mugabe wants to lay and pray for a moment but Beefrock keeps working.
Beefrock trying to control here.
Mugabe thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Beefrock's head. #T4#
Mugabe thows a huge punch but Beefrock dodges it nicely.
Beefrock is looking for a sweep. Mugabe is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Beefrock trying to control from the bottom.
Mugabe seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Beefrock does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mugabe stalling away here and it's allowed Beefrock to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Beefrock keeping moving, preventing Mugabe from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Beefrock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mugabe slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Mugabe throws a strike aimed at the side of Beefrock's head but Beefrock avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lump Beefrock dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rob Mugabe's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Mugabe takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mugabe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Beefrock is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mugabe can do to turn this around?#CL2#
Mugabe closes the distance and clinches.
Mugabe throws a knee to the head but misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Beefrock.
Mugabe tries to score a body lock takedown but Beefrock shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Mugabe missing with knees to the body.
Mugabe tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #BC#
Beefrock manages to break the clinch.
Beefrock thuds his right hand into Mugabe's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Mugabe moves in looking to clinch but Beefrock pushes him off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beefrock. Mugabe does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mugabe tries to clinch up.
Mugabe wants to clinch.
Beefrock lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T1#
Mugabe moves out of range of the leg kick from Beefrock.
Beefrock misses with a body shot.
Beefrock throws a jab when Mugabe was well out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Beefrock.
Mugabe avoids the body shot from Beefrock. #CL2#
Mugabe gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Beefrock breaks the clinch.
Beefrock keeps the fight on the outside.
Beefrock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mugabe moves away.
Mugabe tries to counter by closing the distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mugabe looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#CL2#
Mugabe moves into the clinch.
Beefrock tries to throw a body punch but Mugabe avoids it by throwing Beefrock back against the cage.
Beefrock struggles to land a body shot inside as Mugabe controls his hands.
Beefrock tries a body shot but Mugabe blocks it. #T2#
Beefrock lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mugabe or not.
Mugabe wants to stall.
Beefrock misses with a body punch.
Mugabe is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beefrock is defending well for now.
Nice body punch from Beefrock - that landed with a thud.
Mugabe is breathing heavily.
Beefrock lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Beefrock presses Mugabe against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mugabe is trying to drag Beefrock to the mat but Beefrock just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Mugabe missing with knees to the body.
Beefrock scores with a shot to the side of Mugabe's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beefrock lands with a left to the head.
Beefrock lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC#
Mugabe is rocked!#BC#
Beefrock manages to break the clinch.
Beefrock lands a nice looking kick to the body. Mugabe takes a step back to recover. #T3#
Beefrock fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Beefrock connects with a solid leg kick.
Mugabe on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Beefrock. Beefrock obviously looking to wear him down. #KD#
Beefrock cracks Mugabe with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Beefrock has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Mugabe to stand back up!
Mugabe is still on wobbly legs! Can Beefrock finish him?
Beefrock sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Mugabe's defenses. It connects perfectly with Mugabe's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lump Beefrock!
A very excited looking Lump Beefrock made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: UGD 10:Beefrock Vs Jansson     
Date:   Jun 18, 2016
#R1#
Beefrock misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Despite the aggression on Jansson's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Beefrock takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #CUT2#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Beefrock tries to land a front kick but Jansson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jansson throws out a counter right but Beefrock avoids it with no problem.
Beefrock throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jansson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jansson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Beefrock.
Jansson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jansson slips under a jab.
Jansson misses with a looping left.
Beefrock throws a head kick that looked like it stung. #CUT#
It looks like Jimmy Jansson has been cut.#T1##KD#
Beefrock lands a big head kick that sends Jansson tumbling to the mat! Beefrock takes a step backwards and waves Jansson back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#
Jansson is rocked!
Jansson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beefrock sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Beefrock slips under a jab.
It looked like Beefrock wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Beefrock throws a body shot but no joy.
Jansson is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Beefrock with a body shot.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Beefrock walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Beefrock steps in with a hook that catches Jansson right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Beefrock follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Jansson looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lump Beefrock!
A victorious Lump Beefrock thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: UGD 6:Gower Vs Fei Chung     
Date:   May 21, 2016
#R1#
Beefrock avoids the head kick by Fox.
Fox thows a left - swing and a miss!
Left hook, right uppercut from Fox. #CUT2#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Fox fails in his attempt to clinch.
Beefrock pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Beefrock tries to move into range but Fox moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Beefrock is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fox tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Beefrock paws at him with a jab and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock blocks a jab.
Fox throws a shot to the body.
Fox gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Beefrock makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#T1#
Beefrock takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fox lands a nice shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beefrock. Fox does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fox loads up on a big right hand but Beefrock slips the punch.
Fox scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Beefrock misses the body punch
and Fox counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fox tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Beefrock paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A quick step to the side and Beefrock tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Beefrock defending well as Fox loads up on a big left hand.
As Fox backs away, Beefrock returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Beefrock ducks under a wild hook from Fox.
Fox throws a head kick but Beefrock moves out of range. #T2#
Beefrock falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fox counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice takedown defense from Beefrock. No joy for Fox on that attempt.
Beefrock misses the shot to the body.
Fox looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fox scores with a punch to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A punch lands to the side of Beefrock 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fox tries to close the distance and clinch up but Beefrock swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lump Beefrock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Beefrock walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#CL2#
Fox pushes Beefrock up against the cage in a clinch.
Fox swings wildly with an uppercut but Beefrock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fox takes a shot to the head. #T3#
Beefrock goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Beefrock gets through Fox's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Beefrock tries a body shot but Fox blocks it.
Beefrock lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Beefrock lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fox or not.
Fox looks winded!#BC#
Beefrock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've been informed that Fox has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
A nice inside leg kick there by Beefrock. That's going to slow Fox down.
Beefrock throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Beefrock buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick. #KD#
Beefrock drops Fox with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Fox looks back up at him and smiles so Beefrock waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Beefrock dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Beefrock is looking to wear down Fox with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fox is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Beefrock doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Fox crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Fox's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lump Beefrock!
During a confident post fight interview, Lump Beefrock thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Gore Fox spoke after the fight, saying 'my opponent is a great fighter. ill be back back in the gym priming for a rematch. '.

 

Event: UGD 2:Shevchenko Vs Beefrock     
Date:   Apr 23, 2016
#R1#
Shevchenko moves out of range of the body kick from Beefrock. #TD#
Shevchenko closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Shevchenko lands in his opponent's guard.
Shevchenko is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Beefrock really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Shevchenko. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Shevchenko postures up in Beefrock's guard and throws a big left but Beefrock blocks it.
Beefrock pulls Shevchenko in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shevchenko scoring with punches to the head and body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Beefrock looking to control.
Shevchenko trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom.
Beefrock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T1#
Beefrock is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Shevchenko wants to control from the top but Beefrock keeps moving.
Beefrock working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Shevchenko.
Shevchenko working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Shevchenko trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Shevchenko lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Shevchenko postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Shevchenko with a nice head shot there.
Beefrock is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Beefrock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Shevchenko has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Shevchenko scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Beefrock managing to control the position.
Shevchenko throwing strikes but missing. #T2#
Beefrock working a defensive guard here.
Shevchenko with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Shevchenko postures up.
Shevchenko with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Shevchenko wants to pass the guard but Beefrock is keeping the position.
Beefrock trying to keep a closed guard but Shevchenko is proving a slippery customer.
Shevchenko throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Shevchenko with a flurry of punches that miss.
Beefrock pulls Shevchenko in close to prevent any damage.
Shevchenko lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#T3#
Beefrock looking to control.
Beefrock seems keen to control Shevchenko's posture.
Shevchenko throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Shevchenko with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Shevchenko postures up.
Shevchenko is looking to work some ground and pound but Beefrock has wrist control.
Shevchenko landing some decent shots from guard.
Shevchenko with a nice head shot there.
Beefrock looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Beefrock keeping moving, preventing Shevchenko from controlling successfully.
Shevchenko throws a big right hand that misses.
Shevchenko trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom. #T4#
Shevchenko postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Shevchenko is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Beefrock looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Beefrock is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Shevchenko postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Shevchenko working some strikes from top position.
Shevchenko is fighting to break Beefrock's control of his arms but Beefrock is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Shevchenko with a flurry of punches that miss.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Beefrock is trying to control the position but Shevchenko postures up. #SUB#
Shevchenko is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Shevchenko with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taras Shevchenko dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Shevchenko looks for a takedown but Beefrock sprawls well.
Beefrock tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shevchenko shoots in looking for a takedown but Beefrock manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Shevchenko's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Beefrock counters with a body kick.
Shevchenko takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Shevchenko closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Beefrock did well to prevent Shevchenko getting side control.
Shevchenko working the head and body with strikes.
Shevchenko sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Beefrock defending well though.
Shevchenko is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beefrock can do to turn this around?
Shevchenko is keen to just control but Beefrock is a slippery customer.#T1#
Shevchenko is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #SUB#
Shevchenko is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Shevchenko is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Beefrock moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Beefrock is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Shevchenko postures up in Beefrock's guard and throws a big left but Beefrock blocks it. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Beefrock is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Shevchenko content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Beefrock is trying to control the position but Shevchenko postures up.
Beefrock is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Shevchenko landing some decent shots from guard.
Shevchenko landing with the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Shevchenko accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Shevchenko working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Beefrock's head.
Shevchenko in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Beefrock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Taras Shevchenko overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Shevchenko wants to control from the top but Beefrock keeps moving.
Shevchenko postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T3#
Shevchenko's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Shevchenko postures up and lands a big shot to Beefrock's brow.
Shevchenko is working Beefrock over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Shevchenko lands a couple of digs.
Shevchenko throws a big elbow that misses.
Shevchenko working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beefrock has momentary wrist control but Shevchenko slips an elbow through the middle.
Shevchenko is looking to work some ground and pound but Beefrock has wrist control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Shevchenko accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Shevchenko passes into half guard.
Beefrock trying to control from the bottom. #SUB#
Shevchenko is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Beefrock doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Shevchenko.
Beefrock is trying to maintain the position but Shevchenko is very close to passing his half guard.#T4#
Shevchenko looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Beefrock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Beefrock avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Shevchenko.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Shevchenko is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Beefrock defends it well.
Shevchenko is keen to just control but Beefrock is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taras Shevchenko dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Beefrock attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Shevchenko looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#TD#
Shevchenko darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Beefrock preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Beefrock felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Shevchenko scoring with strikes to the body and head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock is looking to improve his position.
Shevchenko lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Beefrock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T1#
Shevchenko is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #SUB#
Shevchenko is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Beefrock is just riding it out for now. Shevchenko eventually gives up the hold.
Shevchenko is pressing down on Beefrock's thigh, looking to free his foot. Beefrock is holding on for now.
Shevchenko thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Shevchenko slips a nice elbow through Beefrock's hands, connecting with Beefrock's forehead.
Shevchenko throwing shots but Beefrock is blocking nicely.
Beefrock is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Shevchenko scores with a couple of nice shots.
Beefrock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Lump Beefrock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Shevchenko lands with a punch from half guard.
Shevchenko looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#CUT#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Shevchenko throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Shevchenko is nestled in close to Beefrock, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Shevchenko thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Shevchenko has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Shevchenko scoring with strikes but Beefrock is staying in there.
Shevchenko loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Beefrock scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Shevchenko land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Shevchenko stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taras Shevchenko!

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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