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Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Feb 19, 2020
#R1#
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown but The Cash shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
The Cash leaves Laloosh with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The Cash defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Laloosh.
The Cash swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jyrki The Cash has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Laloosh moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
The Cash looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laloosh changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The Cash rushes Laloosh and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Laloosh is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. The Cash piles on the pressure and Laloosh crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jyrki The Cash!
Jyrki The Cash bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Feb 01, 2020
#R1#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Laloosh.
Gruzinsky throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Laloosh.
Nice body punch from Gruzinsky.
Good standup being displayed there by Gruzinsky as he connects with a hook.#TD#
Laloosh closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Gruzinsky quickly recovers to half guard.#ES2#
Gruzinsky manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Laloosh keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gruzinsky swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Gruzinsky fails to land.
Gruzinsky working aggressively here.
Gruzinsky lands an uppercut.
Gruzinsky swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A body shot lands from Gruzinsky.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gruzinsky working aggressively here. #T1#
Laloosh keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Gruzinsky's efforts to push away.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Gruzinsky lands a shot to the body.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gruzinsky misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gruzinsky lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gruzinsky goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC2#
Gruzinsky's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#TD#
Laloosh fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Gruzinsky sprawls well initially but Laloosh persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Gruzinsky is looking to improve his position.
Gruzinsky wants to get back to his feet. #T2##SUB#
Laloosh is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Gruzinsky wants to control but Laloosh is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB#
Laloosh is working for a kimura but Gruzinsky is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB#
Laloosh is working for a kimura but Gruzinsky is defending it quite comfortably. #T3##SUB#
Laloosh is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Gruzinsky is just riding it out for now. Laloosh eventually gives up the hold.
Gruzinsky is trying to stand.
Laloosh will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB#
Laloosh is working for a kimura but Gruzinsky is defending it quite comfortably. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB#
Laloosh seems to be working for a kimura but Gruzinsky defends the submission attempt.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Laloosh is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Gruzinsky's half guard.
Gruzinsky looks like he's trying to stand up.
Laloosh prevents Gruzinsky from improving his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roman Gruzinsky dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
A solid leg kick lands there for Gruzinsky. #TD#
Laloosh shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Gruzinsky is trying to defend but Laloosh finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gruzinsky is trying to stand back up but Laloosh is controlling him
Gruzinsky trying to control but Laloosh postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh trying to pass the guard but Gruzinsky defending well.
Gruzinsky trying to control but Laloosh postures up. #T1#
Gruzinsky wants to get back to his feet.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Gruzinsky misses with a wild body shot.
Laloosh misses with a takedown attempt - Gruzinsky sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
And Gruzinsky responds with a good body kick, but Laloosh manages to step out the way in time.
Gruzinsky missing with a left hand there. Laloosh was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown but Gruzinsky shows good takedown defense.
Laloosh gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Gruzinsky.#CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.#CL2#
Gruzinsky clinches with his opponent.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Laloosh blocking some punches. #T2#
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gruzinsky.
Gruzinsky misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Laloosh can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Gruzinsky pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Gruzinsky has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Gruzinsky defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Laloosh.
A right-left combo lands from Gruzinsky.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gruzinsky cracks Laloosh with a right hand to the side of the head.#ROC2#
Laloosh is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gruzinsky drops Laloosh with a straight right hand, right on the button! Gruzinsky follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roman Gruzinsky!
A victorious Roman Gruzinsky thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 25, 2020
#R1#
Laloosh takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh with a poor takedown
and Minasian counters with a stiff right hand.
Laloosh tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Minasian swivels and escapes.
Laloosh bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Minasian defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Laloosh.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Minasian defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Laloosh.
A lazy left from Minasian finds it's target.
Laloosh misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Minasian stuffs the takedown attempt from Laloosh. Laloosh gets slowly back to his feet. #KD2#
Minasian lands a big head kick that sends Laloosh tumbling to the mat! Minasian takes a step backwards and waves Laloosh back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Laloosh is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Minasian ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Laloosh's jaw. Laloosh's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Minasian does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alex Minasian!
A very excited looking Alex Minasian made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 11, 2020
#R1#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Laloosh.#TD2#
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Laloosh was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#SUB2#
Laloosh tries for a kimura but Van Den Born is defending well.
Van Den Born is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Den Born is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Laloosh asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Van Den Born struggling a bit here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB2#
Laloosh goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Van Den Born rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Laloosh's guard! Nice work there by Van Den Born!
Laloosh keeping moving, preventing Van Den Born from controlling successfully.
Laloosh being controlled here, momentarily.
Van Den Born trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Laloosh has a closed guard, preventing Van Den Born from standing up.
Van Den Born wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving. #T2##SUB2#
Van Den Born avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
Laloosh throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Laloosh looking for a guillotine here but Van Den Born defends easily.
Van Den Born pushing down on Laloosh's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Van Den Born is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Van Den Born is trying to control. Laloosh wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T3#
Van Den Born wants to stand up but Laloosh has a hold of him and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Laloosh actively working from the bottom here.
Van Den Born controlling the action here.#SU#
Van Den Born gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
We've been told by Van Den Born's head coaches at Fist of Fury Training Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Laloosh shoots in and drives through. Van Den Born sprawls well.#TD2#
Van Den Born gets caught napping as Laloosh dives in and scores a takedown. Van Den Born manages to retain guard.#SUB2#
Laloosh drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Laloosh jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Van Den Born controls Laloosh momentarily but Laloosh frees himself. #T4#
Laloosh stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Van Den Born swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Van Den Born looking to hit a scissor sweep but Laloosh is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Laloosh postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Van Den Born is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Laloosh, into his guard. #REVR#
Van Den Born has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Van Den Born seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ko Van Den Born will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Van Den Born as he jumps to the side.
Van Den Born was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Nuke Laloosh is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Van Den Born throws a body kick that misses #TD2#
and Laloosh counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Van Den Born wants to control but Laloosh is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Laloosh is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Van Den Born has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working for a kimura but Van Den Born is defending it quite comfortably.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Laloosh is trying for a kimura here. Van Den Born looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Laloosh wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Nuke Laloosh!
An out of breath Nuke Laloosh thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 04, 2020
#R1##TD#
Laloosh closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Yoshida to the mat! Yoshida manages to get full guard.
Laloosh is looking to pass into half guard but Yoshida pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Yoshida is in guard.#REVB##SUB#
Laloosh throws his legs up looking for a submission but Yoshida uses it to pass to side control.
Laloosh stops Yoshida from passing to mount.
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Laloosh is not content to let Yoshida control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Laloosh holding on.
Yoshida working the ground and pound.
Yoshida is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Laloosh's shoulder. That is not cool.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Laloosh tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Laloosh is trying to control Yoshida's posture but Yoshida avoids it. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Laloosh holds on tight, trying to prevent any damage.
Laloosh is looking to reverse the position.
Laloosh struggling a bit here.#SU2#
Yoshida stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Laloosh changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Yoshida tries to avoid it but Laloosh manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Yoshida to the ground. Yoshida escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A left and a right from Yoshida both land. Nice combination.
Yoshida throws a shot from downtown. Laloosh moves away and avoids it.
Nice cross by Yoshida.
A jab from Yoshida misses.
Yuuto Yoshida seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slapping leg kick lands for Yoshida.
Yuuto Yoshida is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Yoshida connects with a single shot there.
Laloosh looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Yoshida is fending him off so far but Laloosh persists. Nope, Yoshida circles away and we're back to standing.
Laloosh takes a jab right on the kisser. #T3#
Laloosh takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Laloosh is defended easily by Yoshida.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Laloosh is defended easily by Yoshida.
Yoshida tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Yoshida.
Yoshida throws a push kick but Laloosh slaps the foot to one side.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Yoshida as he avoids it easily.
Yoshida stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Yoshida misses with a body kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Laloosh is defended easily by Yoshida.
Laloosh fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Yoshida lands with a thumping leg kick. #CL2#
Yoshida drives through and clinches with Laloosh against the cage.
Laloosh is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Yoshida is defending well.#T4#
Yoshida lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Yoshida misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Yoshida breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Yoshida moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yoshida throws out a powerful jab.
Laloosh fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Yoshida scores with a nice body kick.
Laloosh fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Yoshida ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Yoshida throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laloosh takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Yoshida connects with a leg kick. Laloosh looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Laloosh shoots in but Yoshida avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Yoshida stalks Laloosh and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Laloosh's face. Laloosh staggers backwards, shaken.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yuuto Yoshida dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Yoshida displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Laloosh.
Laloosh takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Laloosh looks for a takedown but Yoshida sprawls well.
Laloosh fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A slapping leg kick lands for Yoshida.
Yoshida scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Yoshida throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yoshida throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Laloosh on the side of the head.
Yoshida has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
That kick from Yoshida tenderised Laloosh's leg. Laloosh is trying to keep his angry face on.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yoshida stuffs the takedown.
Horrible takedown attempt by Laloosh or perhaps it was just good defense by Yoshida, which made it look bad.
A punch lands to the side of Laloosh 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Yuuto Yoshida seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yoshida tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Yoshida.
Yoshida has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T1#
Yoshida throws a nice outside leg kick.
Yoshida lands with an overhand left.
Yoshida feints and then cracks Laloosh's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Laloosh down.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Laloosh is defended easily by Yoshida.
Yoshida lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Laloosh backs up against the cage.
A telegraphed right hand from Yoshida misses the target.
Yoshida throws a nice inside leg kick.
Yoshida scores with the left hand. Laloosh knows he should have avoided that one. #TD#
Laloosh closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Yoshida holding on.#T2#
Laloosh in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Laloosh trying to control the action but Yoshida is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Laloosh thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T3#
Yoshida is not content to let Laloosh control the position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#SUB#
Laloosh is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Yoshida is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Yoshida is trying to get back to his feet.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Laloosh tries for a takedown but Yoshida sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Nuke Laloosh is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A nice leg kick lands there from Yoshida.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown but Yoshida shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Yoshida sprawls well. Yoshida wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Laloosh gets slowly back to his feet.
Laloosh dives in for a single leg takedown but Yoshida sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Yoshida steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Laloosh.
Yoshida turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#CL2#
Yoshida closes the distance and pushes Laloosh back into the cage.
Yoshida lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Laloosh drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Yoshida gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Laloosh looking for a takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yuuto Yoshida showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Laloosh takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Laloosh closes the distance and clinches up with Yoshida, looking for a takedown. Laloosh pushes Yoshida against the cage but Yoshida circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Yoshida wants to counter the offense by Laloosh and move into the clinch position.
No luck for Laloosh with that takedown attempt.
Yoshida scores with a sloppy right hand. Laloosh should have avoided that one.
Laloosh is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Yoshida displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Laloosh.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Yoshida scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
An inside leg kick lands from Yoshida.
Laloosh goes for a double leg but Yoshida avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Yoshida continues to drive forward.
Yoshida lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Laloosh at a distance.
Yoshida lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yoshida, right into the meat.
Yoshida leaves Laloosh with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Yoshida lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crunch! Yoshida slams his shin into Laloosh's torso.#T1#
Yoshida slaps away a takedown attempt from Laloosh, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Yoshida keeps Laloosh at a distance using the push kick. #CL2#
Yoshida darts in and clinches Laloosh up against the cage.#BC2#
Yoshida breaks from the clinch.
Yoshida scores with a leg kick.
Yoshida stuns Laloosh with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Yoshida ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Laloosh ducks right into an uppercut from Yoshida.
Yoshida lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#CL2#
Yoshida gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Yoshida has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Yoshida is leaning against Laloosh and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Yoshida misses with the head strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laloosh is trying to drag Yoshida to the mat but Yoshida just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A short left from Yoshida.
Yuuto Yoshida is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Yoshida misses with a punch to the body.
Yoshida digs a right hand into Laloosh's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Laloosh's gas tank. #BC2#
Yoshida pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Yoshida stuffs the takedown attempt from Laloosh. Laloosh gets slowly back to his feet.
Yoshida lands with a nice body kick.
No joy there for Yoshida, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #CL2#
Yoshida clinches with his opponent.
Yoshida lands a body shot.
Yoshida lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Yoshida misses with a punch to the body. #BC2#
Yoshida pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
Yoshida connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Laloosh's hands.
Yoshida moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Yoshida lands with a shot to the body.
Yoshida lands a glancing blow to the side of Laloosh's head.
Yoshida scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yoshida lands a right hook to the body.
Yoshida scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Yoshida lands with a right hand. #CL2#
Yoshida has closed the distance and engaged Laloosh in a clinch. #BC2#
Yoshida's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yoshida throws a wild body kick that Laloosh sees coming a mile off.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Yoshida.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A big right from Yoshida misses.
Yoshida stuffs the takedown.
Yoshida lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#CL2#
Yoshida moves into range and clinches up with Laloosh.#T4#
A right handed body shot lands from Yoshida.
Yoshida lands a left hand that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards. #BC2#
Yoshida breaks from the clinch.
Yoshida connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Laloosh's hands.
Laloosh looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Laloosh shoots in but no luck this time.
Laloosh has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Yoshida.
A nice leg kick lands there from Yoshida.
Laloosh has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Yoshida.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Yoshida sprawls well. Yoshida wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Laloosh gets slowly back to his feet.
It seemed like Yoshida was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Yoshida bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yoshida defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Laloosh.
Nuke Laloosh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Laloosh looks for a takedown but Yoshida sprawls well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yuuto Yoshida comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Yoshida has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 25:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 25:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yuuto Yoshida!

Yuuto Yoshida took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 31, 2019
#R1#
Laloosh fails with a takedown attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Frame! But no joy.
Frame scores with a jab to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Frame misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Frame changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#TD#
Laloosh scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Laloosh not doing much here.
Frame wants to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Laloosh controlling the action here.#T1#
Frame moves into full guard.
Frame looking to hit a scissor sweep but Laloosh is one step ahead there.
Frame wants to stand but Laloosh is controlling the position.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Frame is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Frame tries to land a sweep but no joy. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Laloosh fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
No luck for Laloosh with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Laloosh moves out of range as Frame strikes.#TD#
Laloosh drives through with a takedown into guard.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Frame is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Frame seems keen to control Laloosh's posture.#T3#
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Frame keeps moving.
Frame is controlling Laloosh's posture.
Laloosh won't allow Frame to sweep him here.
Laloosh's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Laloosh tries to free his leg and advance position but Frame is retaining full guard.
Laloosh won't allow Frame to get back to his feet. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Laloosh ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Frame.
Frame defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Laloosh.
Frame looks to throw the jab but Laloosh is out of range. #T4#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Laloosh.
Frame looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Andrew Frame is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Laloosh tries to score a power double leg takedown but Frame sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Laloosh somewhat.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Frame as he jumps to the side.
Frame throws a series of punches but Laloosh moves out of range.
Laloosh takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Laloosh shoots in looking for a takedown. Frame tries to sprawl out of it but Laloosh keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Frame manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laloosh shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Frame cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Frame misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andrew Frame dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Frame!
Frame misses with a jab, cross combination.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown but Frame shows good takedown defense.
Laloosh shoots in but no luck this time.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Frame throws a hook but Laloosh avoids it easily.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Frame but Frame pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Frame looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Laloosh fails with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Frame throws a low kick but it's checked well by Laloosh.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Frame has knocked Laloosh down with a huge combo! Frame steps away and waves a wobbly Laloosh back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Laloosh is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Frame fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Laloosh out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Andrew Frame!
After winning the bout, Andrew Frame thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: CACC 37     
Date:   Dec 28, 2019

Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Rauta Kansleri (ranked 1255 p4p, 183 weight class) and Nuke Laloosh (ranked 3443 p4p, 405 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!




192 cm
35 yrs
200 lbs



200 cm
45 yrs
212 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 2 losses; Rauta Kansleri! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 3 losses; Nuke Laloosh!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Kansleri rushes Laloosh and presses him up against the ropes.

Kansleri jumps guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Kansleri holds on and takes a little breather.
Kansleri looking to control.
Kansleri bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Laloosh's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Kansleri (2) vs (0) Laloosh
Kansleri sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Laloosh working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kansleri doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kansleri manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh being controlled here, momentarily.
Laloosh keeping full guard, as Kansleri tries to pass.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kansleri looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Laloosh is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Laloosh can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Kansleri controls the pace.
Kansleri passes Laloosh's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Kansleri looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Kansleri trying to pass the guard but Laloosh defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri trying to control the pace.
Kansleri has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Laloosh controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Laloosh keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Kansleri wants to lay and pray for a moment but Laloosh keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri works his foot free and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Kansleri (5) vs (0) Laloosh
Kansleri looking to control but Laloosh is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Laloosh tries to reverse the position but Kansleri maintains control.
Laloosh wants to control but Kansleri is having none of it.
Kansleri can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Laloosh is looking to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh tries to hold on but Kansleri pushes him away.
Kansleri tries to control but Laloosh wriggling away.
Laloosh keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Laloosh tries to hold on but Kansleri pushes him away.
Kansleri moves to take his opponent's back.
Score +3 for taking back: Kansleri (8) vs (0) Laloosh

Kansleri is looking for the choke from the back position but Laloosh is controlling his hands well.
Kansleri is hanging on to Laloosh's back as he tries to escape.
Laloosh looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri is riding his opponent, not letting Laloosh buck him off.
Laloosh rolls, trying to escape but Kansleri keeps control of the position.
Kansleri controls the action.
Laloosh is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Kansleri biding his time, controlling Laloosh.
Kansleri's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri keeps control of the position as Laloosh tries to break free.
Kansleri trying to control.
I would not like to be Laloosh right now.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh is keeping busy.
Good control from Kansleri.
Kansleri gets his hands free as Laloosh looks to control.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Kansleri controlling the positon.
Kansleri is hanging on to Laloosh's back as he tries to escape.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri is looking to control Laloosh but Laloosh is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Kansleri is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Laloosh is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Kansleri controlling from the back.
Kansleri gets his hands free as Laloosh looks to control.
Laloosh can't escape the position.

Laloosh fending off the submission attempt from Kansleri.
Laloosh wants to control his opponent's hands but Kansleri gets his hands free.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh is in bad spot here.
Kansleri keeps control of the position easily here as Laloosh tries to buck him off.
Laloosh just trying to survive but Kansleri is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri controlling well, preventing Laloosh from escaping the position.
Laloosh is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Kansleri.
Laloosh is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Kansleri off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Kansleri trying to control.
What can Laloosh do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri wants to control but Laloosh is keeping busy.
Kansleri biding his time, looking for the opening.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh manages to reverse the position and now he's in Kansleri's guard. Nice work there by Laloosh.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Kansleri (8) vs (2) Laloosh
Laloosh postures up.
Laloosh content to stall in guard here.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Kansleri keeps moving.
Laloosh advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Kansleri (8) vs (5) Laloosh

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri wants to control but Laloosh postures up.

Laloosh tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Laloosh passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Kansleri!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Kansleri (8) vs (7) Laloosh

Laloosh jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Kansleri manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Kansleri tries to buck Laloosh off but Laloosh is having none of it.
Kansleri wants to control but Laloosh postures up.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Kansleri prevents Laloosh from moving into mount.
Kansleri is trying to get back to half guard.
Kansleri is trying to control Laloosh's posture but Laloosh avoids it.
Kansleri is looking to regain half guard here but Laloosh keeps moving and retains side control.
Laloosh wants to control but Kansleri is keeping him busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Laloosh tries to advance to mount but can't.
Kansleri is looking for a sweep.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kansleri takes the fight on points by 8 to 7.
Rauta Kansleri decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: CACC 29     
Date:   Dec 14, 2019

Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Connor Mac Burns (ranked 3533 p4p, 425 weight class) and Nuke Laloosh (ranked 3185 p4p, 393 weight class). Burns comes to the ring accompanied by . Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.




189 cm
42 yrs
215 lbs



200 cm
44 yrs
212 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 1 losses; Connor Mac Burns! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 3 losses; Nuke Laloosh!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
The fight stays on the outside here - Burns looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Burns keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Laloosh shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Burns pinned against the ropes. Burns gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

Burns gets in close and instigates a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Laloosh is fighting off a takedown attempt but Burns is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Laloosh to the mat. Laloosh regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Burns (2) vs (0) Laloosh
Laloosh bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Burns's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Burns (2) vs (2) Laloosh
Burns is trying to keep Laloosh in close.
Burns wants to sweep here but Laloosh controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Laloosh manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Burns (4) vs (2) Laloosh
Burns trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Laloosh has his feet on Burns's thighs here. He's pushed Burns off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Burns screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Nuke Laloosh!
A victorious Nuke Laloosh thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: CACC 22     
Date:   Nov 24, 2019

Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Marcos Martinez (ranked 4692 p4p, 496 weight class) and Nuke Laloosh (ranked 2916 p4p, 368 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.




188 cm
35 yrs
197 lbs



200 cm
44 yrs
212 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 5 losses; Marcos Martinez! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 3 losses; Nuke Laloosh!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Laloosh gets tackled into the ropes by Martinez. Martinez maintains the clinch.

Martinez pulls guard effortlessly.

Martinez working for a triangle but Laloosh defends it easily.

Martinez is looking for a triangle but Laloosh pushes his legs off easily.
Laloosh engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Martinez might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Martinez is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Martinez seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Martinez throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Martinez working for a triangle but Laloosh defends it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Martinez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Martinez swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Martinez not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Martinez keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Martinez escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Laloosh gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Martinez has his foot on Laloosh's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Laloosh works his way back into a safe position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Laloosh avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Martinez has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Laloosh can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Martinez working for a triangle but Laloosh defends it easily.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Martinez keeps moving.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Martinez manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Laloosh manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Martinez (2) vs (0) Laloosh

Laloosh has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Martinez should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Laloosh has tightened it up now! Martinez should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Nuke Laloosh!
A very excited looking Nuke Laloosh made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: CACC 16     
Date:   Nov 09, 2019

Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Eliott Leighton (ranked 2350 p4p, 300 weight class) and Nuke Laloosh (ranked 2693 p4p, 332 weight class). Leighton comes into the arena with Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood blaring out of the sound system. Eliott Leighton is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.




191 cm
28 yrs
204 lbs



200 cm
44 yrs
212 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Eliott Leighton! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 2 losses; Nuke Laloosh!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Leighton gets a double leg takedown into Laloosh's guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Leighton (2) vs (0) Laloosh

Laloosh throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Laloosh throws his legs up looking for a submission but Leighton uses it to pass to side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Leighton (5) vs (0) Laloosh
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Laloosh is trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

Leighton is trying to get an arm triangle but Laloosh is defending well.
Laloosh tries to get back to half guard but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Leighton is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Laloosh is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Laloosh is not content to let Leighton control the position.
Laloosh is looking to regain half guard here but Leighton keeps moving and retains side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leighton trying to control the action but Laloosh is working from the bottom.
Laloosh is looking for a sweep.

Leighton looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Laloosh being controlled for a moment.

Leighton working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Laloosh tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The referee asks Leighton politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Leighton prefers to stall for the moment though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Leighton is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Laloosh is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Leighton is trying to get an arm triangle but Laloosh is defending well.
Laloosh tries to improve position but can't.
Laloosh is still trying to improve position.
Laloosh gets back to half guard.

Laloosh looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Laloosh looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Laloosh is defending against the submission attempts here by Leighton.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leighton frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Leighton (8) vs (0) Laloosh

Leighton working for a submission but Laloosh is keeping him at bay.
Laloosh sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.

Laloosh looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Leighton is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

Leighton is trying to work for a kimura but Laloosh is defending well.

Laloosh is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Leighton pulls his head out easily.

Leighton is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Laloosh has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Laloosh looking for submissions off his back.
Leighton is trying to control the action in half guard but Laloosh is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Laloosh wants to improve his position but Leighton is controlling well.

Laloosh looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Laloosh looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Leighton maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Laloosh could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Leighton has cracked it and Laloosh is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Leighton!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Eliott Leighton!
Eliott Leighton made sure to mention his sponsor, Pit Bull Development in his post fight interview.

 

Event: CACC 9     
Date:   Oct 20, 2019

Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Nuke Laloosh (ranked 2436 p4p, 303 weight class) and Jabbar Omarov (ranked 2393 p4p, 296 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Nuke Laloosh has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Nuke Laloosh seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?




200 cm
44 yrs
212 lbs



184 cm
31 yrs
200 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Nuke Laloosh! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Sydney, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Jabbar Omarov!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?

Laloosh drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Laloosh (2) vs (0) Omarov

Laloosh looking to improve position, pressing down on Omarov's thigh with his hand. Omarov seems to be working to lock up a guilotine though... is Laloosh paying attention? Apparently not! He's locked it up tight! Laloosh's face has turned purple! Will he tap? Will he! YES! He's tapped! Omarov picked his opening and made it count! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jabbar Omarov!
Jabbar Omarov thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: CACC 6     
Date:   Oct 12, 2019

Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Prana Halo (ranked 3071 p4p, 369 weight class) and Nuke Laloosh (ranked 2336 p4p, 297 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!




187 cm
30 yrs
209 lbs



200 cm
44 yrs
212 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 8 wins and 10 losses; Prana Halo! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Nuke Laloosh!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Halo gets the takedown into side control.
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Halo (4) vs (0) Laloosh

Halo is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Laloosh looks calm but he's in trouble here. Halo gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Laloosh is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Halo lets go of the hold and Laloosh can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Prana Halo!
Prana Halo tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: CACC 2     
Date:   Sep 28, 2019

Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Nuke Laloosh (ranked 2174 p4p, 281 weight class) and Marcos Martinez (ranked 4178 p4p, 454 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Nuke Laloosh has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Nuke Laloosh seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?




200 cm
43 yrs
212 lbs



188 cm
34 yrs
197 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Nuke Laloosh! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 2 losses; Marcos Martinez!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.

Laloosh shoots in and gets a takedown into Martinez's guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Laloosh (2) vs (0) Martinez

Laloosh thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Laloosh is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Martinez is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Laloosh avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Martinez looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Martinez has his foot on Laloosh's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Laloosh works his way back into a safe position though.
Laloosh forces his way into half guard.

Martinez is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Laloosh pulls his head out easily.

Martinez is defending against the submission attempts here by Laloosh.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Laloosh is trying for a kimura here. Martinez looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Laloosh wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Nuke Laloosh!
Nuke Laloosh decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 12, 2019
#R1##TD#
Laloosh decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB#
Laloosh is trying to work for a kimura but Dukes is defending well.
Laloosh working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Laloosh drops an elbow to the side of Dukes's head.
Dukes tries to get to full guard but Laloosh has control of the leg. #SUB#
Laloosh is looking for a kimura but Dukes is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Laloosh to get the leverage.
Laloosh will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dukes wants to get back to full guard.
Laloosh is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Dukes! #SUB#
Laloosh is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Dukes is surviving well by controlling Laloosh's body position as best he can.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laloosh with shots to the head and body - Dukes looks very uncomfortable down there. #SUB#
Laloosh goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Dukes is on top in guard. #T1##SUB#
Dukes avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dukes must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Laloosh is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dukes defends well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Laloosh looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Laloosh throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Laloosh throws his legs up looking for a submission but Dukes uses it to pass to side control.
Dukes looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laloosh tries to improve position but can't.
Dukes misses with the ground and pound.
Dukes is looking to take a break and control but Laloosh is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Laloosh regains half guard.#SUB#
Laloosh is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Dukes is tapping! Great win for Laloosh!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Nuke Laloosh!
Nuke Laloosh decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 02, 2019
#R1#
Of Hand throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Laloosh misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Of Hand displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Laloosh.
Of Hand swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Laloosh checks a leg kick.
Laloosh blocks a head kick by Of Hand.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Of Hand as he jumps to the side.
Sleight Of Hand has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Of Hand misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #TD2#
Laloosh shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Laloosh showed some decent athleticism there.
Laloosh prevents Of Hand from standing back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Laloosh is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Of Hand is trying to stand. #ES#
Of Hand pushes Laloosh off and gets back to his feet.#T1##TD2#
Of Hand tries to sprawl but Laloosh drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Of Hand pushes Laloosh off looking to stand but Laloosh dives back in and keeps control.
Of Hand on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Of Hand tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
Laloosh is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Laloosh missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #SUB2#
Laloosh is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working for a submission of some sort.
Of Hand pushes Laloosh off looking to stand but Laloosh dives back in and keeps control.
Of Hand wants to stand back up but Laloosh manages to pass into side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Laloosh.#T2#
Of Hand wants to get back to his feet.
Of Hand trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Laloosh lands an elbow. #SUB2#
Laloosh is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Of Hand is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Of Hand is trying to escape and Laloosh transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Of Hand is forced to tap! Nice work there by Laloosh! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Nuke Laloosh!
A very excited looking Nuke Laloosh made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 19, 2019
#R1##TD#
McDiggle closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Laloosh quickly recovers to half guard.#SUB#
McDiggle is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Laloosh doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McDiggle.
McDiggle works his way into full mount!
McDiggle has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McDiggle wants to take Laloosh's back but he can't do it this time.
Laloosh sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
McDiggle is trying to control. Laloosh wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McDiggle frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #SUB#
McDiggle with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Laloosh is bucking up trying to escape but McDiggle cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#T1#
McDiggle prevents Laloosh from getting the reversal.#SUB#
McDiggle working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. #SUB#
McDiggle looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
McDiggle scoring with strikes but Laloosh is staying in there.
Laloosh flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Laloosh wants to hold on but McDiggle pushes him away.
Laloosh is in a horrible position here. McDiggle smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
McDiggle fails to move to back control.
McDiggle connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
McDiggle dominating with strikes here.#T2#
Laloosh is trying desperately to improve position.
McDiggle can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Laloosh is looking to escape.
Laloosh prevents McDiggle from taking his back.
Laloosh is in all sorts of trouble here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDiggle is trying to take his opponent's back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McDiggle avoids the attempt from Laloosh to control.
BOOM! McDiggle connects with a massive shot to the dome!
McDiggle looking to control but Laloosh is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
McDiggle unloading with bombs!
McDiggle controlling from the full mount. #T3#
McDiggle wants to take Laloosh's back but he can't do it this time.
Laloosh is desperately trying to improve his position but McDiggle has a good base and remains in mount.
McDiggle with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
McDiggle cracks Laloosh with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
McDiggle has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McDiggle pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
A nice elbow there by McDiggle.#ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!
Laloosh is squirming around, avoiding McDiggle's attempts to control the action. #SUB#
McDiggle with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Laloosh tries to hold on but McDiggle postures up.#T4#
McDiggle with good strikes from the mount here!
Laloosh tries to reverse the position but McDiggle maintains control.
Laloosh sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
McDiggle perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
McDiggle is looking to take a break and control but Laloosh is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Laloosh is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McDiggle pulls his head out easily.
McDiggle wants to control but Laloosh is keeping him busy.
Laloosh is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Laloosh is trying is best to control the position here.
Laloosh is trying to control but can't. #SUB2#
Laloosh looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buster McDiggle dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
McDiggle throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McDiggle misses with a body kick.
Laloosh takes a swing at McDiggle's ribcage but misses. #TD#
McDiggle scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
McDiggle wants to control but Laloosh is keeping him busy.
Buster McDiggle overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Laloosh tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McDiggle wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
McDiggle lands a decent elbow from side control.
McDiggle trying to control the position but Laloosh is working away.
Laloosh tries to bench press McDiggle off him but McDiggle keeps the position. #SUB#
McDiggle is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Laloosh has escaped the position, nice work there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A lull in the action here as McDiggle stalls from top position.#SUB#
McDiggle is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Laloosh has escaped the position, nice work there. #T1#
McDiggle trying to control the action but Laloosh is working from the bottom. #SUB#
McDiggle tries for a kimura but Laloosh is defending well.
McDiggle is looking to take a break and control but Laloosh is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
McDiggle is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Laloosh has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
McDiggle tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
McDiggle wants to lay and pray for a moment but Laloosh keeps working. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB#
McDiggle is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Laloosh is trying to escape and McDiggle transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Laloosh is forced to tap! Nice work there by McDiggle! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Buster McDiggle!
Buster McDiggle thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 14, 2019
#R1#
Yoshida lands a glancing blow to the side of Laloosh's head.
Yoshida takes a swing at Laloosh's ribcage but misses.
Yoshida comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Laloosh crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Yoshida - the referee stops the clock and Laloosh gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Yoshida. Laloosh manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yoshida. That's going to slow Laloosh down.
Yoshida throws a low kick, looking for Laloosh's leg but Laloosh calmly moves out of range.
Laloosh misses with a head kick.
Yoshida looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Yoshida pivots, looking for a leg kick but Laloosh is out of range and Yoshida settles back down.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Yoshida swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Laloosh swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Yoshida.
Laloosh avoids the body shot from Yoshida.
Laloosh takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Yoshida ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Yoshida lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yuuto Yoshida seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laloosh throws a jab when Yoshida was well out of range.
Nice shot lands for Yoshida.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yoshida. That's going to slow Laloosh down.
Yoshida moves out of range of the strikes.
Yoshida swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yoshida misses with a leg kick.
Yoshida scoring well with a low kick there.
Yoshida works Laloosh's body with a nice hook.
Laloosh throws a jab but it's blocked by Yoshida.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#T1#
Laloosh checks the leg kick nicely there.
Laloosh throws a big shot that misses.
Yoshida throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Laloosh on the side of the head.
Yoshida lunges at Laloosh with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Laloosh's hand.
Laloosh swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laloosh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yoshida sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Yoshida lands a nice shot to the body.
Yoshida uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Laloosh.
Yoshida connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Laloosh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yoshida is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Laloosh rather than just go for the knockout.#CL2#
Yoshida clinches with his opponent.
Yoshida lands a body shot. #BC2#
Yoshida breaks from the clinch.
Laloosh misses with a wild body shot.
Laloosh walks into a stiff left hand from Yoshida.
Yoshida works Laloosh's body with a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yoshida.
Yoshida changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Yoshida.
Yoshida slips a jab and a cross from Laloosh. #T2#
Yoshida cracks the inside of Laloosh's front leg.
Jab, jab by Yoshida - just one landing.
Laloosh wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Laloosh throws an overhand right that lands on Yoshida's shoulder, as Yoshida tries to avoid the shot.
Yoshida misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Laloosh attempts a counter takedown but Yoshida avoids it well and moves away.
Laloosh dodges the punch combination from Yoshida.
Yoshida walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Laloosh checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Laloosh changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Yoshida lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yoshida fails to land with a series of punches.
Yoshida throws a front kick that sends Laloosh stumbling back into the cage.#CL2#
Yoshida pushes Laloosh up against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Yoshida breaks from the clinch.
Yoshida tries to clinch but Laloosh is having none of it.
A combination from Laloosh does no damage.
Laloosh throws a sloppy head kick and Yoshida moves out of range easily.
Yoshida tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Laloosh manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Yoshida uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T3#
Yoshida misses with a straight right.
Yoshida avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yoshida bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A low kick from Yoshida misses #TD#
and Laloosh counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Laloosh is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Yoshida looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Laloosh is working for a kimura but Yoshida is defending it quite comfortably.
Laloosh missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB#
Laloosh is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Yoshida is just riding it out for now. Laloosh eventually gives up the hold. #T4##SUB#
Laloosh is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Yoshida has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Laloosh is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB#
Laloosh looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Yoshida tries to roll over but Laloosh keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yuuto Yoshida dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Laloosh takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Yoshida digs a good hook to Laloosh's body.
Yoshida moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.#CL2#
Yoshida clinches up with Laloosh and pushes him back against the cage.
Yoshida can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Yoshida misses with some punches.
Yoshida tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow. #BC2#
Yoshida breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Yoshida has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Yoshida throws a jab when Laloosh was well out of range.
Laloosh looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Laloosh just misses with a punch to the body.
Yoshida avoids the head kick by Laloosh.
Yoshida looks to land a combination. Laloosh sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yoshida pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Laloosh back to the cage. Yoshida follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Laloosh looks to land a right hand but Yoshida moved out of range.
Laloosh throws a jab when Yoshida was well out of range.
Yoshida throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Laloosh throwing a counter right hand but Yoshida manages to avoid it.
Yoshida walks into a stiff left hand from Laloosh.
Yoshida throws a jab when Laloosh was well out of range.#T1#
A slow jab from Yoshida misses its intended target.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Yoshida swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Laloosh stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yoshida.
Laloosh dips to his left and cracks Yoshida with an uppercut!
Laloosh lands with a nice body kick.
Laloosh avoids the body shot from Yoshida.
A left lands for Laloosh.
Laloosh avoids a kick to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Yoshida.
Yoshida throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Laloosh takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laloosh scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC2#
Yoshida breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yoshida misses with a low kick.
Yoshida avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yoshida throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Laloosh sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Laloosh misses with a wild body shot. #T2#
Yoshida scores with a decent looking hook.
Laloosh lands a right hook to the body.
Yoshida misses with a wild body shot.
Yoshida looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Yoshida uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses the shot to the body.
Yoshida steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Laloosh.
Yoshida punishes Laloosh's body with a nice straight punch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yoshida, right into the meat.
Jab by Yoshida.
Yuuto Yoshida seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A cross from Laloosh lands.
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Laloosh looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Yoshida blocks a jab.
Yoshida ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Yoshida ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Yoshida throws an overhand right that lands on Laloosh's shoulder, as Laloosh tries to avoid the shot.
Laloosh gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Yoshida throws a right hand that Laloosh ducks under and follows up with a left that Laloosh also avoids with ease.
Yoshida scoring well with a low kick there.
Laloosh throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T3#
Yoshida throws a shot from downtown. Laloosh moves away and avoids it.
Yoshida avoids the head kick by Laloosh.
Yoshida walks into a left hand.
Laloosh missing with a left hand there. Yoshida was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Yoshida uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Laloosh.
Yoshida swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Yoshida will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Laloosh throws a jab but it's blocked by Yoshida.
Yoshida throws a series of punches but Laloosh moves out of range.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Yoshida circles away and keeps his distance.
Yoshida fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Laloosh.
Yoshida connects with a body shot.#CL2#
Yoshida gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Yoshida has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC2#
Yoshida breaks from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab from Laloosh does it's job there.
Laloosh is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#CL2#
Laloosh tries to keep at a distance but Yoshida has taken the fight into the clinch.#T4#
Yoshida is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Yoshida lands a nice shot to the body.
Yoshida doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Yoshida tries to circle away but Laloosh has him pinned against the cage.
Laloosh blocks a body shot from Yoshida.
Yoshida is trying to break the clinch but Laloosh has him pressed against the cage.
Yoshida throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Yoshida tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
Yoshida throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC2#
Yoshida breaks the clinch.
Yoshida slips under a jab.
Yoshida swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laloosh scores with a jab to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yuuto Yoshida showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3##CL2#
Yoshida rushes Laloosh and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Yoshida prevents a takedown attempt there.
Yoshida swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yoshida fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yoshida struggles to land a body shot inside as Laloosh controls his hands.
Laloosh is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Yoshida gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Yoshida working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#BC2#
Yoshida pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yoshida tries a low kick but Laloosh avoids it.
Yoshida misses with a body kick.
Yoshida throws a big shot that misses.
Yoshida connects with a crisp jab.
Yoshida comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A head kick misses from Laloosh. #T1#
A slow jab from Yoshida misses its intended target.
Laloosh moves out of range of the body kick from Yoshida.
Yoshida staying out of range there.
Laloosh gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Yoshida.
Laloosh doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Yoshida lands a nice shot that snaps Laloosh's head back.
Laloosh throws a hook but Yoshida avoids it easily.
Yoshida throws a shot to the body.
Yoshida attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Laloosh works the jab nicely.
Yoshida throws a nice outside leg kick.
Laloosh lands with a right hand.
Laloosh avoids the body shot from Yoshida.
Laloosh is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Yoshida cracks the inside of Laloosh's front leg.
Laloosh tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yoshida throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yoshida paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Yoshida lands a nice looking body shot.
Laloosh tries to clinch up.
Yoshida works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Yuuto Yoshida is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Laloosh closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Yoshida jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yoshida motions for Laloosh to come forward. Yoshida throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Yoshida throws a good cross that connects.
Yoshida misses the shot to the body.
Yoshida uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a high kick!
Yoshida scores with a jab to the body.
Laloosh keeps the fight on the outside.
Laloosh looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.#CL2#
Yoshida pushes Laloosh up against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Yoshida breaks from the clinch.
Yoshida throws a low kick but Laloosh moves out of range easily.
Nice defenses there by Yoshida.
Laloosh tries a head kick but it misses.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Yoshida moves out of range.
Laloosh stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yoshida.
Yoshida scores with a leg kick. #T3#
Yoshida scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Yoshida uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Yoshida wants to counter the offense by Laloosh and move into the clinch position.
Yoshida lands with a hook. Laloosh tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #CL#
Laloosh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Laloosh is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Yoshida lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC2#
Yoshida escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Laloosh lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Yoshida swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Laloosh throws a head kick but Yoshida moves out of range.
Yoshida throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yoshida connects with the punch.
Laloosh misses the jab.
Yoshida swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yoshida circles away from the clinch attempt.
Laloosh throws a head kick but Yoshida moves out of range.
Yoshida throws a nice outside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yoshida. Laloosh does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laloosh changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Laloosh throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
No joy there for Yoshida, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Laloosh takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Laloosh throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Yoshida uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Laloosh has time to react.
Yoshida swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yoshida throws a series of punches but Laloosh avoids them all with ease.
Yoshida misses with a body shot.
Laloosh staying out of range there.
Yoshida throws a chopping leg kick but Laloosh manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Laloosh lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yoshida closes the distance looking to clinch #TD#
and Laloosh counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Nuke Laloosh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB#
Laloosh is trying to work for a kimura but Yoshida is defending well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yuuto Yoshida comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Yoshida winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 27:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yuuto Yoshida!

Yuuto Yoshida gave a mention to Groove Gear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jul 31, 2019
#R1#
Dukes looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Dukes throws out a loose jab but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheers as Laloosh lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dukes doesn't seem phased though.#CL#
Laloosh closes the distance and clinches.
Dukes goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dukes wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Laloosh has him pressed against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Laloosh on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #TD#
Laloosh gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Laloosh throws a strike but Dukes avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Laloosh throwing strikes from guard but Dukes blocks nicely. #SUB#
Laloosh thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB#
Laloosh thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #T1#
Laloosh lands a couple of elbows.
Laloosh has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Laloosh working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Dukes's head.
Dukes working a defensive guard here.
Laloosh missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Laloosh trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dukes wants to stand up but Laloosh is controlling him.
Laloosh tries to free his leg and advance position but Dukes is retaining full guard.
Dukes preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Laloosh with a flurry of punches that miss.
Laloosh throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T2#
Laloosh stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dukes swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Laloosh will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Laloosh advances position into side control!
The ground and pound from Laloosh seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Dukes tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Laloosh wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Laloosh tries to score with some ground and pound. Dukes controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Laloosh scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Dukes to see if he's OK.
Dukes is trying to control Laloosh's posture but Laloosh avoids it.
Laloosh throwing shots but missing, from side control. #SUB#
Laloosh working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T3##SUB#
Laloosh is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Dukes has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
Laloosh thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB#
Laloosh tries for a kimura but Dukes is defending well. #SUB#
Laloosh is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Dukes is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #T4##SUB#
Laloosh tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Laloosh has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Dukes tries to escape back to his feet but Laloosh has kept hold of him... Oh, now he's got Dukes's back and is looking for the choke... Is it? Is it sunk in? YES! Dukes is tapping! Laloosh saw the opportunity and took it - ruthless!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Nuke Laloosh!
During a confident post fight interview, Nuke Laloosh thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jul 19, 2019
#R1#
McGuire pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McGuire misses with a straight left.
McGuire tries to clinch there but Laloosh circles away. #CL#
McGuire moves into the clinch.#BC#
McGuire breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McGuire scores with a jab to the body.
McGuire fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Laloosh throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Laloosh avoids the body shot from McGuire. #CL#
McGuire instigates a clinch.
McGuire is defending well against a takedown attempt.#BC#
McGuire breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McGuire pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL#
McGuire has taken the fight to the clinch.
Laloosh prevents McGuire from breaking the clinch.#TD#
McGuire turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and McGuire manages to end up in side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGuire working away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Laloosh is looking to reverse the position.#T1#
Laloosh is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Laloosh tries to bench press McGuire off him but McGuire keeps the position.
Laloosh is trying to control McGuire's posture but McGuire avoids it.
Laloosh is looking to reverse the position.
Laloosh misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Laloosh taking punishment in the form of punches.
Laloosh is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on McGuire's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Laloosh trying to hold on to McGuire's head to control him but McGuire postures up. #SUB2#
Laloosh looking for submissions off his back.
McGuire lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #T2#
McGuire lands with a punch from half guard.
Laloosh is looking to improve his position.
McGuire takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB2#
Laloosh looking for submissions off his back.
McGuire prevents Laloosh from improving his position.
Laloosh has hold of McGuire's hands but McGuire slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB2#
Laloosh is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McGuire pulls his head out easily.
McGuire looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Laloosh tries to roll over but McGuire keeps him under control.
McGuire seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McGuire looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Laloosh tries to roll over but McGuire keeps him under control.
McGuire takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#SUB2#
Laloosh actively working from the bottom here.
Laloosh trying to control from the bottom.
McGuire looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Nice strikes from McGuire there.
McGuire lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #T4#
McGuire trying to control from half guard but Laloosh is working away.
Laloosh on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McGuire wants to control but Laloosh is keeping him busy.
Laloosh wants to get back to full guard.
Laloosh is refusing to be controlled, as McGuire sits in half guard.
McGuire controlling the action here.#SUB2#
Laloosh actively working from the bottom here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James McGuire dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2##KD#
McGuire cracks Laloosh with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. McGuire has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Laloosh to stand back up!#ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGuire.
McGuire is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Laloosh can do to turn this around?
McGuire is looking to clinch but Laloosh is avoiding it. #CL#
McGuire darts in and clinches Laloosh up against the cage.
McGuire pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
McGuire working hard to break the clinch.#TD#
McGuire lands a takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB2#
Laloosh looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB2#
McGuire got a little sloppy there for a moment and Laloosh has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McGuire has managed to get both his arms back between Laloosh's legs - danger averted.#SUB2#
Laloosh is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McGuire is aware though and is defending well.
McGuire trying to control but Laloosh is working from the bottom. #T1##SUB2#
Laloosh looking for a guillotine here but McGuire defends easily.
McGuire landing some decent shots from guard.
McGuire lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McGuire postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McGuire loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Laloosh has momentary wrist control but McGuire slips an elbow through the middle.
McGuire not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
McGuire lands a couple of digs.#T2##SUB2#
Laloosh has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McGuire can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
McGuire controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Laloosh looking to hit a scissor sweep but McGuire is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Laloosh working for a triangle but McGuire defends it easily.
McGuire would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SUB2#
Laloosh working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. McGuire doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. McGuire manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T3##SUB2#
Laloosh is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McGuire is aware though and is defending well.
McGuire stands up over Laloosh, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McGuire wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving.
McGuire chips away with some ground and pound.
McGuire slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Laloosh trying to control the position.
McGuire working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McGuire trying to control the position from guard on top but Laloosh is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McGuire scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McGuire not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SUB2#
Laloosh is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McGuire is aware though and is defending well.
McGuire wants to stand but Laloosh has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
McGuire lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McGuire is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
McGuire landing with the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James McGuire dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
McGuire tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Laloosh manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Laloosh lands a front kick.
Laloosh circles away from the clinch attempt.
Laloosh cracks McGuire with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McGuire, right into the meat.
McGuire tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from McGuire.
Laloosh avoids the body shot from McGuire.
James McGuire is winning the standup battle so far.
McGuire looks to land a right hand but Laloosh moved out of range.
McGuire wants to clinch.
Laloosh feints the counter takedown.
Laloosh misses with a double jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGuire tries to close the distance and clinch up but Laloosh swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL#
McGuire gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
McGuire pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#KD#
McGuire drops Laloosh with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Laloosh looks back up at him and smiles so McGuire waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Laloosh is still on wobbly legs! Can McGuire finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGuire tries to close the distance and clinch but Laloosh swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McGuire tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Laloosh paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McGuire slips a straight right by Laloosh.#T1#
McGuire fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Laloosh out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). James McGuire!
James McGuire managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Velocity Fightwear, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jul 02, 2019
#R1#
Dominatrix displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laloosh throws out the jab.
Laloosh lands with a straight right. Dominatrix didn't see that one coming.
Dominatrix has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Laloosh finds it's way round the side to connect with Dominatrix's head.
Some wild striking there from Laloosh.
Laloosh dips to his left and cracks Dominatrix with an uppercut!
Dominatrix is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL2#
Laloosh drives through and clinches with Dominatrix against the cage. #BC#
Dominatrix breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh lands with a good body shot.
Dominatrix takes a head kick and shrugs it off. #CUT2#
It looks like Rastaphan Dominatrix has been cut.
Laloosh connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh throws a big shot that misses.
Dominatrix tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Laloosh manages to circle out of the way.#CL#
Dominatrix has managed to clinch.
Dominatrix has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#T1#
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Dominatrix is stalling here. #TD2#
Dominatrix is fighting off a takedown attempt but Laloosh is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Dominatrix to the mat. Dominatrix regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dominatrix trying to control the position.
Laloosh throwing strikes but missing. #SUB2#
Laloosh drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Laloosh jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Laloosh's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Laloosh advances to half guard. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Laloosh throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T2#
Dominatrix trying to control here.
Laloosh not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dominatrix wants to control the action here but instead Laloosh manages to pass to full mount!
Laloosh throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Dominatrix tries to hold on but Laloosh pushes him away.
Laloosh prevents Dominatrix from getting the reversal.#SUB2#
Laloosh is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Laloosh!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Nuke Laloosh!
During a confident post fight interview, Nuke Laloosh thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 15, 2019
#R1#
Cotto ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cotto.
Laloosh takes a swing at Cotto's ribcage but misses.
Cotto uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laloosh.
Laloosh throws a head kick but Cotto moves out of range.
Cotto scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Laloosh uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cotto.
Laloosh throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cotto swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laloosh drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Cotto defends it well.
Laloosh takes a swing at Cotto's ribcage but misses.
Cotto walks into a stiff left hand from Laloosh.
Cotto tries to clinch but Laloosh is having none of it.
A head kick misses from Cotto.
Laloosh takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Cotto misses with a straight left.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Laloosh chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cotto can pounce on him.
Laloosh takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Laloosh misses the target.
A slow jab from Laloosh misses its intended target.
Cotto is looking for a counter combo.
The crowd cheers as Laloosh lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cotto doesn't seem phased though.#CL#
Cotto moves into the clinch successfully. #T1#
Laloosh tries for a takedown but Cotto manages to get underhooks.
Cotto tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
Cotto scores with a shoulder strike.
Cotto doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Cotto on the inside.
Cotto misses with a hook to the ribs.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Cotto.
Laloosh drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cotto stalling against the cage.
Cotto lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laloosh or not.
Laloosh goes for a takedown in the clinch but Cotto prevents it.
Miguel Cotto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.#T2#
Cotto throws a head punch that misses.
Cotto lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laloosh or not.
Laloosh looks winded!
Cotto manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A short left from Cotto.
Cotto lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cotto misses with some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cotto.
Laloosh goes for a takedown in the clinch but Cotto prevents it.
Cotto tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T3#
Laloosh managing to block the knees to the body from Cotto.
Cotto lands a nice shot to the body.
Cotto presses Laloosh against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short right from Cotto.
Cotto misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cotto stalling against the cage.
Laloosh drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cotto pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cotto throws a nice head kick!
Cotto throws a lazy right hand but Laloosh sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cotto looks to land a combination but Laloosh avoids it well.
Laloosh tries to clinch up.
Laloosh doesn't manage to clinch there - Cotto circles away. #T4#
Cotto explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cotto lands a slapping body shot.
Cotto fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Laloosh on the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cotto has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Laloosh finds it's way round the side to connect with Cotto's head.
Cotto throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cotto scores with a head kick. #ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!#KD#
Cotto lands a left and a right that send Laloosh crashing to the mat, dazed. Cotto thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Laloosh is still on wobbly legs! Can Cotto finish him?
Cotto avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cotto is looking for a counter combo.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Laloosh gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Cotto points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Laloosh wakes up just in time to hear Cotto thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Miguel Cotto!
Miguel Cotto bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 29, 2019
#R1##CL#
Number moves into range and clinches up with Laloosh.
Number throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Number tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
Number throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh blocks a body shot from Number.
Number misses with the head strike.
Good body shot from Number.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Number.
Number misses with a hook to the ribs.
Number goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Number.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Number.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Number throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Number lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Number fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Number avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Number. #T1#
Number digs a right hand underneath Laloosh's ribcage. Laloosh let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Laloosh looks winded!
A short left from Number. #CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Number misses with a punch on the inside.
Number tries to throw a body punch but Laloosh avoids it by throwing Number back against the cage.
Laloosh slows down the pace here.
A short uppercut from Number.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Number tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Number misses with some punches. #T2#
Laloosh takes a shot to the head.
Number lands a right hand.
Number working aggressively here.
Laloosh tries to pull guard but Number forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Number tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laloosh wants to take the fight to the mat but Number manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Jack Number has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Number lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short uppercut from Number.
Number misses with some punches.
Number misses with a punch on the inside.
Number tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Number throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lalooshs head.
Number misses with some punches. #T3#
A head punch on the inside from Number fails to land.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Number misses with some punches.
Laloosh is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Number is defending well.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Number.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Number goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Number tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Number fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Number swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Number misses with some punches.
Number is leaning against Laloosh and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Number lands a body shot. #T4#
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Number scores with a shot to the side of Laloosh's head.
Number misses with the head strike.
Number misses with the head strike.
Number working aggressively here.
Number throws a head punch that misses.
Number struggles to land a body shot inside as Laloosh controls his hands.
Number lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Number misses with a punch to the body.
Number throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Number throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Number working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Number dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##CL#
Number darts in and clinches Laloosh up against the cage.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Number lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Number.
Number working aggressively here.
Number lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Number throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Number scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Number working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Number misses with a hook from the clinch.
Laloosh looking for a takedown.
Number misses with a hook from the clinch.
Number lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Laloosh.
Laloosh is breathing heavily.
Number throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#T1#
Number misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Number lands with a short shot to the head.
Number misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Number.
Laloosh wants a takedown.
Number is leaning against Laloosh and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Number fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Number.
A short left from Number.
Number lands a nice uppercut.#ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!
Number has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh takes a shot to the head.
Laloosh is still on wobbly legs! Can Number finish him?
Jack Number has scored more points in the clinch so far.#T2#
Number working aggressively here.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Laloosh seems to have recovered his senses.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Number lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Number.
Number goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Number misses with a hook from the clinch.
Number swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Number.
A head punch on the inside from Number fails to land.
Number has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Number tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Number presses Laloosh against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#T3#
A short right from Number.
Number misses with a punch on the inside.
Number lands a right hand that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
Number misses with a punch on the inside.
Number tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Number throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Number swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Number.
Number can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Laloosh changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Number fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jack Number has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Number throws a series of punches but Laloosh moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Number. Those never looked like landing. #CL#
Number moves into range and clinches up with Laloosh.#T4#
Number misses with a short punch on the inside.
Number lands with a short shot to the head.
Number softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Number is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Laloosh can do to turn this around?
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice left hand lands by Number. #CUT#
That has opened up Nuke Laloosh's cut even more.
Number lands a body punch.
Number lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Number.
Number lands with a left to the head.
Still in the clinch, Number scores with a nice short uppercut.
Number swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Number misses with a punch on the inside.
Number swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh is trying to drag Number to the mat but Number just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Number dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Number fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Number misses with a jab, cross combination.
Number tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Laloosh fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Number fails in his attempt to clinch.
A little jabbing left from Laloosh on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Number tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Laloosh manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Number tries to clinch up but Laloosh circles away and keeps his distance.
Number throws a right and a left that both miss.
Laloosh fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Laloosh misses with a head kick.
Laloosh avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jack Number seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Number does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Number rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Laloosh moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Number throws a left and a right that both miss #CL2#
and Laloosh counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Laloosh.
Laloosh can't get the takedown.
Jack Number has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Number fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Number scores with a nice hook to the head.#T1#
Number misses with a hook from the clinch.
Laloosh is looking to take this one to the mat.
Laloosh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Number scores with a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by Number.
A head punch on the inside from Number fails to land.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Number gets underhooks to prevent Laloosh's takedown attempt.
Number has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Number working aggressively here.
Number throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Number has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Number tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T2#
Number lands a body shot in the clinch.
Number fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
A shot in the inside from Number.
Number misses with a short punch on the inside.
Number lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Laloosh.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Number.
Number working aggressively here.
Laloosh changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Number fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Laloosh avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Laloosh tries to counter with a clinch but Number shakes him off and moves away.
Number misses with a series of wild punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Number misses with a two punch combination.
Number tries to close the distance and clinch but Laloosh swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Number lands a jab-cross combination. #T3#
The fight stays on the outside here - Number looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Number tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Laloosh paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Number tries to clinch up.#CL#
Number has taken the fight to the clinch.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Number goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Number fails to land.
Number has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Number lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Number misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Number throws a head punch that misses.
Number lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards. #T4#
Number fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Number has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Number has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Number fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Laloosh has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Number is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Number working aggressively here.
Number throws a head punch that misses.
Number throws a head punch that misses.
Number tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Number scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Number misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nuke Laloosh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Number lands with a short punch from the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Number showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Number has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:25
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:25
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Number!

Jack Number managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, MMA Hype Clothing, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Peak - Round one     
Date:   Mar 16, 2019
#R1#
Yoshida swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yoshida ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sloppy strikes from Yoshida. Those never looked like landing.
Laloosh throws out a powerful jab.
A thudding body kick lands there by Yoshida!
Laloosh slips a jab from Yoshida.
Laloosh tries a head kick but it misses.
Yoshida half committed to a counter leg kick.
Laloosh misses with a head kick.
Laloosh keeps the fight on the outside.
Yoshida uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laloosh.#TD2#
Laloosh darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Yoshida blocking the ground and pound attempt from Laloosh. #SUB2#
Laloosh seems to be working for a kimura but Yoshida defends the submission attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yoshida avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Laloosh. #T1#
Laloosh throws a strike but Yoshida avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Yoshida looking to hit a scissor sweep but Laloosh is one step ahead there.
Laloosh prevents Yoshida from getting back to his feet.
Yoshida preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Laloosh accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Laloosh throws a big right hand that misses.
Laloosh looking to pass the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Laloosh accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Laloosh stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Yoshida swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Yoshida keeps moving.
Yoshida might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Laloosh loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Laloosh with a flurry of punches that miss.
Laloosh trying to control but Yoshida is working from the bottom.
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Yoshida is keeping the position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Laloosh avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Laloosh throws a head kick that misses.
Yoshida lands with a cross.
Laloosh scores with a nice body kick.
Yoshida walks into a left hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Yoshida throws a lazy right hand but Laloosh sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yoshida fails to land with a series of punches.
Laloosh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yoshida tries to counter by clinching up but Laloosh breaks away and moves out of range.
Laloosh throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Yoshida.
Yuuto Yoshida is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
Laloosh keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Laloosh tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Yoshida keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Yoshida fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Yoshida swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laloosh lands with a hook. Yoshida tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Yoshida stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Yoshida wants it to stay on the feet.
Yoshida tries to clinch but Laloosh is having none of it.
Yoshida keeps the fight on the outside.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Yoshida moves out of range.
Yoshida throws a series of punches but Laloosh moves out of range.
No joy there for Yoshida, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Laloosh swings for the body but Yoshida moves out of range.
Yoshida seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Laloosh throws a hook to the side of Yoshida's head but Yoshida sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Yoshida wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Yoshida slaps away a takedown attempt from Laloosh, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Yuuto Yoshida has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Laloosh walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Yoshida takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Yoshida thows a left - swing and a miss! #T4#
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yoshida, right into the meat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick misses from Laloosh.
Yoshida connects with a body shot that sends Laloosh's belly button to the back.
Yoshida avoids the body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Yoshida's head backwards.
Yoshida lands with a nice body punch.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Yoshida swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Laloosh has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Yoshida throws the kick towards the body but Laloosh avoids it.
Laloosh misses with a body shot.
Laloosh avoids a kick to the body.
Laloosh drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Yoshida defends it well.
Laloosh fails with a takedown attempt.
Laloosh doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Laloosh wants to clinch.
Yoshida avoids the body shot from Laloosh.
Yoshida misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Laloosh changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
That's time! Yoshida's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Laloosh throws a head kick that misses.
Nice jab there from Laloosh.
Yoshida just misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
As Laloosh tries to get set, Yoshida tries to push him back and clinch up but Laloosh manages to avoid the attempt.
Yoshida avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yoshida tries to clinch up.#TD2#
Laloosh closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Yoshida did well to prevent Laloosh getting side control.#SUB2#
Laloosh is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Yoshida trying to hold on to Laloosh's head to control him but Laloosh postures up.
Yoshida moves into full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Laloosh accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Laloosh postures up in Yoshida's guard and throws a big left but Yoshida blocks it. #T1#
Laloosh engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Yoshida is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Nuke Laloosh has got the better of the ground game so far.
Laloosh throwing strikes but missing.
Laloosh missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Laloosh not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Laloosh scores with a hook to the body. Yoshida takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Laloosh scores with a head kick.
Laloosh misses with a few strikes there.
Yoshida is looking to wear down Laloosh with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Laloosh listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
That kick from Yoshida tenderised Laloosh's leg. Laloosh is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yoshida scores with a crisp jab that stopped Laloosh in his tracks.
A big left from Laloosh misses.
Laloosh misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Yoshida goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yoshida misses with a low kick as Laloosh jumps back.
Yoshida slips under a jab.
Laloosh lands a nice shot to the body.
Yoshida lands a front kick.
Laloosh takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Yuuto Yoshida seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yoshida lands a nice leg kick that just misses Laloosh's sensitive parts.
Laloosh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yoshida manages to avoid it.
Yoshida blocks a head kick by Laloosh. #T3#
Laloosh blocks a low kick nicely.
Yoshida lands a nice leg kick that just misses Laloosh's sensitive parts.
Yoshida looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Yoshida.
Laloosh throws a big shot that misses.
Yoshida throws a leg kick that is checked#TD2#
and Laloosh counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Laloosh. #ES#
Yoshida has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Laloosh off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Yoshida ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh misses with a body shot.
Yoshida tries to counter by clinching up but Laloosh breaks away and moves out of range.
Yoshida swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laloosh is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Yoshida swats away the attempt to clinch by Laloosh.
Yoshida displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Laloosh.
Jab from Yoshida.
Laloosh misses the jab.
Yoshida avoids a kick to the body. #T4#
Laloosh throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Yoshida slips a straight right by Laloosh.
Yoshida buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laloosh. Yoshida does a little dance to reset his feet.
Yoshida ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
As Laloosh backs away, Yoshida returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Laloosh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yoshida manages to avoid it.
Yuuto Yoshida is winning the standup battle so far.
Yoshida cracks the inside of Laloosh's front leg.
Yoshida pushes Laloosh away with a front kick.
Yoshida swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yoshida is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Yoshida throws a leg kick which misses Laloosh's front leg but catches the back leg as Laloosh tries to avoid it.
Laloosh blocks a leg kick.
Yoshida tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Yoshida.
Laloosh misses with a head kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Yoshida.
Yoshida throws out a powerful jab.
Yoshida shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Yoshida bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Laloosh's head backwards.
Yoshida fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Laloosh checks it well.
Laloosh misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Yuuto Yoshida will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Yoshida misses with a wild combination.
Horrible takedown attempt by Laloosh or perhaps it was just good defense by Yoshida, which made it look bad.
Yoshida keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Laloosh.#CL2#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
Yoshida is trying to break the clinch but Laloosh has him pressed against the cage.
Laloosh tries for a takedown. No joy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Yoshida can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Laloosh's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Yoshida tries to work over Laloosh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Yoshida avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Yuuto Yoshida has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.#TD2#
Laloosh pulls guard successfully. #SU#
Yoshida stands and steps away. Laloosh gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Laloosh swings for the body but Yoshida moves out of range.
Yoshida lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range. #T1#
Laloosh jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Laloosh misses with a series of wild punches.
Laloosh drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CL#
Yoshida closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Laloosh is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Yoshida pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Yoshida is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Yoshida gets underhooks to prevent Laloosh's takedown attempt.
Laloosh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Yoshida scores with a shot to the side of Laloosh's head. #BC#
Yoshida's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Yoshida.
Laloosh is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Laloosh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laloosh walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Laloosh misses with a straight right.
Laloosh looks to throw the jab but Yoshida is out of range.
Laloosh dives in and grabs Yoshida's left leg, looking for a takedown. Yoshida pushes down on Laloosh's head and hops out.
Yoshida lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#T2#
Yoshida lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yoshida takes a kick to the side of the head.
Yoshida's corner calls for a 1-2. Yoshida obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Yoshida!
Laloosh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yoshida.
Crunch! Yoshida slams his shin into Laloosh's torso.
Yoshida scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Laloosh doesn't seem bothered though.
Yoshida throws a push kick but Laloosh slaps the foot to one side.
Yoshida punishes Laloosh's body with a nice straight punch.
Yoshida misses with a jab, cross combination.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Laloosh changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yoshida.
Laloosh swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice shot lands for Yoshida.
Laloosh tries for a takedown but Yoshida sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That kick from Yoshida tenderised Laloosh's leg. Laloosh is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yoshida ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Laloosh moves away.
Yoshida lets loose with a powerful body kick. Laloosh will feel that in the morning.#T3#
Yoshida connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Laloosh misses with a straight left.
Laloosh is looking to clinch but Yoshida is avoiding it.
Yoshida connects with a single shot there.
Yoshida looks to score with a jab to the body but Laloosh is just out of range.
Laloosh misses the shot to the body.
Laloosh avoids a kick to the body.
Laloosh throws a combination. Yoshida tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Yoshida will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Yoshida misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Yoshida slips a jab from Laloosh.
Yoshida looks to land a combination. Laloosh sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Yoshida finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Yoshida throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laloosh lands with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An inside leg kick lands from Yoshida.
Yoshida staying out of range there.#T4#
Laloosh ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yoshida moves away.
Laloosh tries a head kick but it misses.
Yoshida showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Laloosh.
A big right from Laloosh misses.
Laloosh throws a sloppy head kick and Yoshida moves out of range easily.
Yoshida bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Laloosh throws a body shot but no joy.
Yoshida tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Laloosh manages to circle out of the way.
Yoshida pivots, looking for a leg kick but Laloosh is out of range and Yoshida settles back down.
Laloosh drops his hands momentarily and Yoshida takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Yoshida swings for the body but Laloosh moves out of range.
Yoshida lands with a nice combination. Laloosh backs away looking to recover.
Laloosh scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yoshida tries to clinch but Laloosh is having none of it.
Yoshida looks to land a body kick but Laloosh moved away.
Laloosh looks to throw the jab but Yoshida is out of range.
Laloosh throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Yoshida.
Laloosh throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Yoshida stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yuuto Yoshida showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Yoshida has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:28
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:28
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yuuto Yoshida!

Yuuto Yoshida very nearly forgot to thank Groove Gear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Feb 27, 2019
#R1#
Ridley moves forwards but Laloosh connects with a nice, crisp jab.#TD#
Ridley gets the takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Ridley is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Laloosh has escaped the position, nice work there.
Ridley creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Laloosh sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
You can see the frustration on Laloosh's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Laloosh regains half guard.#SUB#
Ridley is looking for a kimura but Laloosh is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Ridley to get the leverage.
Ridley missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Laloosh slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Ridley is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Laloosh is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Laloosh has escaped and now he's on top! #REVB#
Laloosh is working Ridley over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Ridley knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Laloosh on the ground.#T1#
Laloosh missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB2#
Laloosh drops back looking for a leg! Ridley is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Ridley manages to kick Laloosh off! Laloosh jumps back into Ridley's guard.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Ridley is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Laloosh drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Laloosh jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Ridley can't keep his opponent in guard - Laloosh advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Laloosh scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Laloosh takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#T2##SUB2#
Laloosh is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Ridley is just riding it out for now. Laloosh eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
Laloosh seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Laloosh is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Ridley has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Laloosh is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working for a kimura but Ridley is defending it quite comfortably. #T3##SUB2#
Laloosh is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB2#
Laloosh is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Ridley sees it coming and defends easily.
Still in half guard, Laloosh seems content to control.
Laloosh working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #ROC2#
Ridley is rocked!
Laloosh throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T4#
Laloosh moves into full mount! Ridley won't be happy about that!
Ridley is breathing heavily.#SUB2#
Laloosh working for a submission but Ridley is keeping him at bay.
Laloosh lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Oh Ridley is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Laloosh misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Ridley seems to have got his legs back now.#SUB2#
Laloosh with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laloosh with a couple of short strikes.
Laloosh takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Laloosh dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#CL2#
Laloosh has Ridley up against the cage in a clinch. #BC2#
Laloosh escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A lazy left from Laloosh finds it's target.
Laloosh lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Ridley falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Nuke Laloosh!
Nuke Laloosh seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Feb 19, 2019
#R1##TD2#
Laloosh shoots in and gets a takedown into Ellison Jr's guard.
Laloosh is looking to work some ground and pound but Ellison Jr has wrist control.
Laloosh is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Laloosh sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SUB2#
Laloosh drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Laloosh seems to have locked his on tight now - Ellison Jr screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Laloosh, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Nuke Laloosh!
An out of breath Nuke Laloosh thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Anthony Ellison Jr spoke after the fight, saying 'we'll get him next time'.

 

Event: OFC: Blood Night LIX     
Date:   Jan 26, 2019
#R1#
Slater avoids the body shot from Laloosh.
A quick step to the side and Slater tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laloosh fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Slater avoids it really well and circles away.#TD#
Slater darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh tries to roll over but Slater keeps him under control.
Slater not doing much here. #T1#
Laloosh works his way to full guard. Good work.
Laloosh working a defensive guard here. #SUB2#
Laloosh had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Slater defends it easily.#SUB2#
Laloosh escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Slater gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Slater engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Slater makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Laloosh is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB2#
Laloosh is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Slater defends it well.
Laloosh tries to pass to full mount but Slater defends it. #SUB2#
Laloosh is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Slater is defending against the submission attempts here by Laloosh. #T3#
Slater makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Slater.
Slater wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Slater keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully.
Slater is trying to keep Laloosh in close.
Slater has his hands on Laloosh's head, controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Laloosh is looking to advance position but Slater has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!#REVR#
Laloosh working to try and regain half guard.
Slater landing strikes from the mount and Laloosh is in trouble! #CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Slater controlling his opponent.
Laloosh manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Slater working over Laloosh with some ground and pound. Laloosh looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Slater is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Laloosh is trying to control but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

AC Slater dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2##TD#
Slater shoots in and gets a takedown into Laloosh's guard.
Slater distracts Laloosh with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB2#
Laloosh is looking for a triangle but Slater pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Laloosh working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Slater doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Slater manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Slater missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Slater engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh keeping moving, preventing Slater from controlling successfully. #T1#
Slater is in close to Laloosh's body, working some short punches and elbows.
AC Slater overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Slater throws a big right hand that misses.
Slater working some strikes from top position.
Slater wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving. #SUB2#
Laloosh is looking for a triangle but Slater pushes his legs off easily.
Slater lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Slater postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Slater wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving. #SUB2#
Laloosh working for a triangle but Slater defends it easily.
Slater pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Laloosh is keeping the position for now. #T2##SUB2#
Laloosh looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Slater passes into side control.
Laloosh is looking to regain half guard here but Slater keeps moving and retains side control.
Slater landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Slater looks up at the clock and then as Laloosh takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Slater smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Slater wants to control but Laloosh is keeping him busy.
Slater working the body and head with strikes. #CUT#
That has opened up Nuke Laloosh's cut even more.
Slater is working Laloosh over with some ground and pound from side control. #ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!#CUT#
The cut above Nuke Laloosh's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Nuke Laloosh's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). AC Slater!
A very excited looking AC Slater made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: DUEL 202.5     
Date:   Dec 22, 2018
#R1##CL#
Laloosh clinches with his opponent.
Laloosh scores with a shot to the side of Bezoink's head. #BC#
Laloosh manages to break the clinch.
Laloosh pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bezoink lands an overhand right.
Laloosh moves in looking to clinch but Bezoink pushes him off.
Laloosh connects with the punch.#CL#
Bezoink tries to keep at a distance but Laloosh has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bezoink gets underhooks to prevent Laloosh's takedown attempt.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Bezoink uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
Bezoink breaks the clinch.
Laloosh doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Laloosh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bezoink.
Bezoink lands with a good body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bezoink throws out a loose jab but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bezoink slips under a jab from Laloosh.#T1#
Laloosh throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Bezoink finds it's way through Laloosh's defenses.
Laloosh darts in looking for a takedown but Bezoink gets double underhooks and turns Laloosh into the cage.
Bezoink throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Laloosh takes a swing at Bezoink's ribcage but misses.
Bezoink now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bezoink slips a straight right by Laloosh.
Bezoink avoids the body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh connects with a nice looking jab. #TD2#
Bezoink is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Laloosh's half guard.
Laloosh controlling the position well.
Bezoink throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T2#
Laloosh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bezoink.
Laloosh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bezoink.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bezoink wants to free his trapped foot but Laloosh is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Laloosh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bezoink.
Bezoink stalling away here and it's allowed Laloosh to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Bezoink postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bezoink must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bezoink working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Laloosh controlling the position.
Laloosh can't keep his opponent in guard - Bezoink advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Bezoink working over Laloosh with some ground and pound. Laloosh looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T3#
Bezoink missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Laloosh wants to improve his position but Bezoink is controlling well.
Bezoink is stalling here. Laloosh is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Bezoink seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Laloosh has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Laloosh working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
The referee asks Laloosh politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Laloosh prefers to stall for the moment though.
Bezoink is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Bezoink is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T4#
Bezoink is refusing to be controlled, as Laloosh sits in half guard.
Laloosh with the ground and pound but Bezoink uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Laloosh stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bezoink swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
Laloosh got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bezoink has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Laloosh has managed to get both his arms back between Bezoink's legs - danger averted.
Bezoink trying to control the position.
Bezoink controlling Laloosh's posture.
Laloosh sitting in guard, not really doing much.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ernie Bezoink will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Bezoink takes one on the button.
Bezoink looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Laloosh throws a body kick that misses. #TD2#
Bezoink gets a double leg takedown into Laloosh's guard.
Bezoink looking to pass the guard.
Bezoink stands up over Laloosh, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bezoink throws a strike but Laloosh rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Bezoink is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Bezoink is trying to control the position but Laloosh postures up. #T1#
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Bezoink is keeping the position.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Bezoink is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bezoink controls Laloosh momentarily but Laloosh frees himself.
Laloosh trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Laloosh working some strikes from top position.
Ernie Bezoink has got the better of the ground game so far.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Laloosh won't allow Bezoink to sweep him here.
Bezoink utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Laloosh throwing strikes from guard but Bezoink blocks nicely.
Laloosh sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Bezoink is keeping the position.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Nice straight punches there by Bezoink. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bezoink.
Laloosh connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#T3#
Nice jab there from Laloosh.
Laloosh avoids the head kick by Bezoink.
Laloosh misses with an uppercut.
Laloosh swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Laloosh fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bezoink checks it well.
Laloosh just misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh moves out of range of the strikes.
Laloosh throws a big counter combination but Bezoink scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Laloosh misses with a low kick as Bezoink jumps back.
Laloosh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bezoink keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
No luck for Laloosh with that takedown attempt.
Bezoink misses the shot to the body.
A slow jab from Laloosh misses its intended target.
Bezoink lands with a cross. #T4#
Bezoink swats away the attempt to clinch by Laloosh.
A clash of legs there as Bezoink blocks the low kick.
Laloosh takes a swing at Bezoink's ribcage but misses.
Bezoink lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A slow jab from Laloosh misses its intended target.
Nice shot lands for Bezoink.
Laloosh wants to land a leg kick but Bezoink is out of range. #TD2#
Bezoink gets a double leg takedown into Laloosh's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bezoink trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bezoink lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bezoink trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Laloosh lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##SUB#
Laloosh drops back looking for a leg! Bezoink is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Bezoink manages to kick Laloosh off! Laloosh jumps back into Bezoink's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Bezoink throws an overhand right that lands on Laloosh's shoulder, as Laloosh tries to avoid the shot.
Bezoink fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Laloosh on the side of the head.
Laloosh misses with a straight left.
Bezoink looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laloosh's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Laloosh duly obliges.
Bezoink looks to land a left hand but Laloosh moved out of range nicely.
Laloosh scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bezoink throws a series of punches but Laloosh moves out of range.
Laloosh swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Laloosh keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bezoink.
Laloosh ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Laloosh lands a really nice looking cross but Bezoink seems unphased.
Bezoink thows a left - swing and a miss!
Laloosh moves out of range as Bezoink strikes.
Laloosh jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laloosh waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bezoink.#T1##CL#
Laloosh clinches up against the cage.
Laloosh misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
Bezoink gets control of Laloosh's arms and successfully pulls guard. Bezoink will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Laloosh slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Laloosh makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Laloosh postures up in Bezoink's guard and throws a big left but Bezoink blocks it.
Laloosh looking to pass the guard.
Laloosh stopping the sweep attempt from Bezoink.#SUB2#
Bezoink is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Laloosh content to stall in guard here. #T2#
Laloosh trying to control but Bezoink is working from the bottom.
Laloosh content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Bezoink trying to control the position.
Bezoink can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Laloosh controls the pace.#T3#
Bezoink trying to keep a closed guard but Laloosh is proving a slippery customer. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#CL#
Laloosh gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD2#
Bezoink turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Bezoink manages to end up in side control.
Bezoink looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Laloosh is avoiding damage well.
Bezoink lands a nice forearm strike.
Laloosh is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Bezoink throws an elbow but Laloosh slips to the side and avoids it well.
The ground and pound from Bezoink seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. #T4#
Bezoink postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Laloosh sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Bezoink throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bezoink throwing shots but Laloosh is blocking nicely.
Laloosh wants to improve his position but Bezoink is controlling well.
Bezoink misses with a head shot. Laloosh uses the momentum to regain guard.
Laloosh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Nuke Laloosh.
I think Laloosh has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nuke Laloosh!

After winning the bout, Nuke Laloosh thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: DUEL193 Dall v Pearson     
Date:   Nov 17, 2018
#R1##TD2#
Yakovlev drives through with a takedown into guard.
Laloosh will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Yakovlev throws an elbow that misses. Laloosh uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Yakovlev's guard. Nice move by Laloosh!#REVR#
Laloosh throws a big elbow that misses.
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Yakovlev is keeping the position.
Yakovlev is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Laloosh throws a big right hand that misses.
Yakovlev pulls Laloosh in close to his closed guard and prevents Laloosh from doing any damage or advancing position.
Yakovlev wants to sweep but no luck.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Laloosh throws an elbow that misses. Yakovlev uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Laloosh's guard. Nice move by Yakovlev!#REVB#
Laloosh keeping moving, preventing Yakovlev from controlling successfully. #T1##SUB#
Laloosh looking for a guillotine here but Yakovlev defends easily. #SUB#
Laloosh has his foot on Yakovlev's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Yakovlev works his way back into a safe position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yakovlev slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Yakovlev trying to control but Laloosh is working from the bottom.
Yakovlev is pushing down on Laloosh's leg trying to pass to half guard. Laloosh is fighting to maintain full guard but Yakovlev has managed to sneak the leg through.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Yakovlev is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Yakovlev takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Laloosh tries to hold on but Yakovlev postures up.
Yakovlev looking to control but Laloosh is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Yakovlev landing punches.
Yakovlev lands a couple of nice shots there from mount. #T3#
Yakovlev controlling his opponent.
Let's hope that Yakovlev has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Laloosh wants to control but Yakovlev is having none of it.
Laloosh keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Yakovlev lands a heavy elbow.
Yakovlev with good strikes from the mount here!
Yakovlev trying to control but Laloosh is having none of it.
Yakovlev content just to control the position here. #T4#
Laloosh tries to lock up and control but Yakovlev gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Laloosh is squirming around, avoiding Yakovlev's attempts to control the action.
Laloosh is working to get back to half guard.
Yakovlev wants to control but Laloosh has made it back to half guard. Nice work.
Yakovlev is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Yakovlev is pressing down on Laloosh's thigh, looking to free his foot. Laloosh is holding on for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexander Yakovlev dominated that round.
That's time! Laloosh's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Yakovlev checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nice uppercut lands for Yakovlev. That snapped Laloosh's head back.
A lazy left from Laloosh finds it's target.
Yakovlev on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #CUT#
It looks like Alexander Yakovlev has been cut.
Yakovlev defending well as Laloosh loads up on a big left hand.
Laloosh scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Yakovlev doesn't seem bothered though.
Yakovlev fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Yakovlev thuds a left hand into Laloosh's body.
Yakovlev will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A little feinted left hand from Laloosh on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Laloosh tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Yakovlev counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. #CL2#
Yakovlev moves into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laloosh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yakovlev tries to stall but Laloosh uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Yakovlev blocks a body shot from Laloosh.
Yakovlev tries for a takedown. No joy.
Yakovlev looking to stall.
Laloosh is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alexander Yakovlev.#T1#
Yakovlev makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Laloosh tries to pull guard but Yakovlev holds him up against the cage and eventually Laloosh drops back down to his feet.
Laloosh wants a takedown but no success here.
Still in the clinch, Laloosh scores with a nice short uppercut.#TD#
Laloosh pulls guard.
Laloosh trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Laloosh being controlled here, momentarily.
Laloosh is trying to keep Yakovlev in close.
Yakovlev trying to control but Laloosh is working from the bottom. #T2#
Yakovlev controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Laloosh keeping full guard, as Yakovlev tries to pass.
Laloosh lands a couple of shots from the bottom.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Laloosh seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Laloosh pulls Yakovlev in close to his closed guard and prevents Yakovlev from doing any damage or advancing position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Yakovlev swats him away and circles back towards the center.
It seemed like Yakovlev was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Laloosh throws a series of punches but Yakovlev moves out of range.
Yakovlev moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Yakovlev ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T3#
Laloosh tries to clinch but fails miserably #TD2#
and Yakovlev counters with a shoot takedown. Laloosh fights it but they end up in guard.
Yakovlev looking to sit in guard and control but Laloosh gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Yakovlev wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Laloosh is now in half guard.
Yakovlev moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Yakovlev is trying to keep Laloosh in close.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Yakovlev keeps moving.
Laloosh cracks Yakovlev with a solid left hand.
Yakovlev looking to hit a scissor sweep but Laloosh is one step ahead there. #T4#
Laloosh trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Yakovlev is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Yakovlev looking to hit a scissor sweep but Laloosh is one step ahead there.
Yakovlev controlling the position.
Laloosh trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Laloosh sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Yakovlev is adopting a defensive guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Alexander Yakovlev's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Laloosh misses with a hook. Yakovlev ducked under it nicely.
Yakovlev swats away the attempt to clinch by Laloosh.
Yakovlev let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Yakovlev throws the kick towards the body but Laloosh avoids it.
Laloosh lands a nice leg kick that just misses Yakovlev's sensitive parts.
Yakovlev will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Yakovlev avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yakovlev misses with an uppercut.
Yakovlev connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Laloosh throws a nice inside leg kick.
Laloosh looks to land a left hand but Yakovlev moved out of range nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh throws out a loose jab but Yakovlev uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yakovlev only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Yakovlev throws a nice inside leg kick.
Yakovlev tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Laloosh defends well and Yakovlev ends up having to push Laloosh into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.#T1#
Laloosh misses with a double jab #CL2#
and Yakovlev holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Yakovlev drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Laloosh gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alexander Yakovlev.
Yakovlev is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Laloosh misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh tries to work over Yakovlev's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Yakovlev blocking some punches.
Yakovlev tries to stall but Laloosh uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
Laloosh gets through Yakovlev's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh is leaning against Yakovlev and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Yakovlev - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #TD2#
Yakovlev gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.#T2#
Well, if Yakovlev is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Yakovlev trying to control from half guard but Laloosh is working away.
Laloosh is pressing down on Yakovlev's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Laloosh keeping moving, preventing Yakovlev from controlling successfully.
Laloosh keeping full guard, as Yakovlev tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Yakovlev wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving.
Yakovlev advances position into side control!
Yakovlev in side control, throwing shots but Laloosh defends.
Alexander Yakovlev has got the better of the ground game so far.
Laloosh wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
Yakovlev is looking to take a break and control but Laloosh is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Laloosh throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Yakovlev is staying tight to Laloosh's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Laloosh wants to control but Yakovlev postures up.
Laloosh is looking for a sweep.
Yakovlev advances nicely into full mount.
Yakovlev controlling the pace for now.
Laloosh tries to hold on but Yakovlev pushes him away.
Laloosh sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Yakovlev wants to lay and pray for a moment but Laloosh keeps working.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alexander Yakovlev comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Yakovlev has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alexander Yakovlev!

Our winner, Alexander Yakovlev, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: DFN#56 Fakiiri vs Napoleon     
Date:   Oct 20, 2018
#R1#
Laloosh misses the shot to the body.
Venczel has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#TD#
Venczel closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Laloosh's guard.
Venczel scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Venczel advances position into side control!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Laloosh tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Venczel misses with the ground and pound.
Venczel cracks Laloosh with an elbow. That is naaassty.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh prevents Venczel from improving position.
Laloosh is holding Venczel down, trying to stall.
Laloosh manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Laloosh has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.#T1#
Laloosh misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Venczel throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Venczel thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Venczel thows a huge punch but Laloosh dodges it nicely. #SUB2#
Laloosh is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Venczel pulls his head out easily.
Venczel missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #SUB#
Venczel is trying to work for a kimura but Laloosh is defending well.
Laloosh moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Venczel scoring with some ground and pound. #SUB#
Venczel drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Venczel jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Laloosh trying to keep a closed guard but Venczel is proving a slippery customer.
Venczel landing with the ground and pound.
Venczel trying to control but Laloosh is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Venczel stopping the sweep attempt from Laloosh.#T3#
Venczel slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Laloosh moves away from the strike by Venczel.
Nuke Laloosh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Venczel throws a series of strikes that have Laloosh backpedaling.
Laloosh tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Venczel counters with a one-two to the body. #CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh throws out a loose jab but Venczel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Venczel drops down looking for a counter takedown but Laloosh sprawls and moves away.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Venczel, right into the meat.
Laloosh looks for the body kick but Venczel saw that one coming.
Laloosh misses with a low kick.
Venczel is looking to counter punch.
Venczel blocks a jab.
Venczel tries to counter with a takedown but Laloosh is quick to defend against it.
Laloosh moves out of range as Venczel strikes.#T4#
Laloosh slaps away a takedown attempt from Venczel, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Laloosh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Venczel manages to avoid it.
Venczel half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Venczel goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Venczel drops down looking for a counter takedown but Laloosh sprawls and moves away.
Venczel throws a solid leg kick but Laloosh takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Venczel.
Laloosh lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Venczel showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Laloosh.
Laloosh fails in his attempt to clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laloosh throws a jab when Venczel was well out of range.
Venczel changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Venczel throws a front kick that sends Laloosh stumbling back into the cage.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Venczel paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Venczel feinted with a counter takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zsiga Venczel dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Venczel keeps the fight on the outside.
Laloosh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Venczel sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Venczel attempts a counter takedown but Laloosh avoids it well and moves away.
Venczel lands a leg kick that knocks Laloosh off balance momentarily.
Venczel lands a leg kick that knocks Laloosh off balance momentarily.
Laloosh tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Venczel appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Venczel is looking to clinch.
Zsiga Venczel is winning the standup battle so far.
Laloosh takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Laloosh misses the jab.
Venczel listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Laloosh has taken the fight to the clinch.
Venczel tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Laloosh just stands there and leans against the cage.
Venczel wants to take the fight to the mat but Laloosh manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Venczel uses good head movement to avoid it. #TD#
Venczel is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Laloosh can't fight it off and eventually Venczel manages to take the fight to the floor. Laloosh looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.#T1#
Laloosh controls Venczel momentarily but Venczel frees himself.
Laloosh doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Venczel tries to free his leg and advance position but Laloosh is retaining full guard.
Laloosh throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Zsiga Venczel overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Venczel controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Laloosh throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Venczel sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Laloosh's guard. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Venczel is working for a submission of some sort.
Venczel blocks the strikes from Laloosh.
Venczel has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB2#
Laloosh looking for submissions off his back.
Venczel lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #SUB2#
Laloosh actively working from the bottom here.#T3#
Laloosh throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Venczel trying to control the pace.
Venczel is looking to take a break and control but Laloosh is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Laloosh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Venczel.
Laloosh flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Venczel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Laloosh lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Venczel appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#CL2#
Laloosh has Venczel up against the cage in a clinch.
Venczel has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Laloosh avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zsiga Venczel. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A right hook to the body lands for Laloosh.
Venczel is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Laloosh can do to turn this around?
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike. #TD#
Venczel wants the takedown. Laloosh is fighting it off but Venczel persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Laloosh's guard against the cage.
Venczel postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Venczel working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Laloosh looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Laloosh trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laloosh looking for a sweep. Not yet Laloosh, not yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zsiga Venczel dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Laloosh scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#CL2#
Laloosh pushes Venczel up against the cage in a clinch.
Venczel is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Laloosh to keep the fight standing.
Laloosh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Laloosh misses with the head strike.
Laloosh lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Venczel.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Laloosh lands a left hand. #BC2#
Laloosh breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Laloosh wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh throws a solid leg kick but Venczel takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Laloosh.
A solid leg kick lands there for Venczel. #T1#
Venczel waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Laloosh.
Laloosh appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Venczel lands with a thumping leg kick.
Laloosh lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#CUT2#
It looks like Zsiga Venczel has been cut.
Laloosh misses with a looping left.
Venczel drops down looking for a counter takedown but Laloosh sprawls and moves away.
Laloosh misses the shot to the body.
The crowd cheers as Laloosh lands an impressive looking overhand right. Venczel doesn't seem phased though.#CL2#
Laloosh fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Venczel, pushing him back against the cage.#TD2#
Laloosh drags the fight down to the ground.
Laloosh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Venczel is looking to pass into half guard but Laloosh pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Laloosh is in guard.#REVB#
Laloosh trying to control but Venczel is working from the bottom.
Laloosh missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Nuke Laloosh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zsiga Venczel is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Laloosh pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Venczel is keeping the position for now.
Venczel wants to sweep but no luck.
Laloosh pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Venczel is keeping the position for now.
Laloosh is fighting to break Venczel's control of his arms but Venczel is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Venczel looking to control. #T3#
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Venczel is keeping the position.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Venczel keeps moving.
Laloosh looking to sit in guard and control but Venczel gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Venczel controls from within his opponent's guard.
Venczel advances to half guard. #T4#
Laloosh misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Venczel takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Venczel is thwarting Laloosh's attempts to control the position.
Venczel is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Venczel tries to clinch but Laloosh moves out of range.
Venczel backing away here, and Laloosh unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Laloosh moves in looking to clinch but Venczel pushes him off.
Laloosh misses with an uppercut.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Venczel paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Venczel attempts a counter takedown but Laloosh avoids it well and moves away.
Venczel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Laloosh moves away.
Laloosh misses with a straight left.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nuke Laloosh comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Venczel has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zsiga Venczel!

A victorious Zsiga Venczel thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: DFN#54 Barca vs Ridgeway     
Date:   Sep 22, 2018
#R1#
Laloosh takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Moura lands a jab to Laloosh's midsection.#TD2#
Laloosh drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Laloosh moves into full mount!
Laloosh wants to control the pace but Moura is squirming around nicely.
Laloosh throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Moura because Laloosh loaded up on that one.
Moura taking shots to the head.
Laloosh wants to control the pace but Moura is squirming around nicely.
Moura blocking the ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moura tries to reverse the position but Laloosh maintains control.#T1#
Laloosh tries to control but Moura wriggling away.
Laloosh avoids the attempt from Moura to control.
Moura regains half guard.
Moura is controlling Laloosh's trapped leg to prevent Laloosh from advancing to side control.
Moura is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Laloosh missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Laloosh throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Laloosh working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Laloosh wants to control but Moura is keeping him busy.
Laloosh thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Moura's head.
Moura trying to hold on to Laloosh's head to control him but Laloosh postures up.
Laloosh perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Moura wants to control but Laloosh is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Laloosh is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Moura has managed to free his arm - good work.
Moura is trying to control but Laloosh manages to pass to mount! #T3#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Moura is wriggling around trying to escape.
Laloosh working some short elbows here. He postures up to throw some more ground and pound but Moura slips a leg through to get back to half guard. Nice work.
My spies in Training Center inform me that Laloosh has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Laloosh missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Moura is pressing down on Laloosh's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Laloosh throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Moura works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T4#
Laloosh showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Moura is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Moura seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laloosh stopping the sweep attempt from Moura.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Laloosh lands the left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Laloosh wants to clinch.
Moura circles away from the clinch attempt. #TD#
Moura feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Laloosh is wriggling around but Moura manages to pass to half guard. #REVB#
Moura wants to take a breather but Laloosh is having none of it.
Laloosh wants to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh missing with punches from the bottom.
Laloosh flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Moura is keen to just control but Laloosh is a slippery customer.#T1#
Moura is just content to waste time from the top position. Laloosh takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Laloosh trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Moura being controlled here momentarily.
Moura stands and throws Laloosh's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Laloosh tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Moura wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
You can see the frustration on Laloosh's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Moura trying to control the position but Laloosh is working away. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Moura scoring with punches and elbows.
Laloosh can't do much from the bottom here.
Laloosh is trying to get back to half guard.
Moura lands a few punches from side control.
Moura scores with a couple of short elbows.#T3#
Moura is putting a hurting on Laloosh here, landing some big shots from side control.
Laloosh tries to bench press Moura off him but Moura keeps the position.
Moura lands a decent elbow from side control.
Laloosh is looking for a sweep.
Moura lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Laloosh down.
Moura is staying tight to Laloosh's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Laloosh gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Nuke Laloosh has got the better of the ground game so far.
Laloosh wants to get back to full guard.#T4#
Well, if Moura is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Moura scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Moura looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Laloosh with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Laloosh has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Moura is working away from the top position though.
Moura lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Moura is trying to control the action in half guard but Laloosh is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rickson Moura dominated that second round.
That's time! Moura's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Moura closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Laloosh's guard.
Moura trying to control the position from guard on top but Laloosh is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh looking for a sweep. Not yet Laloosh, not yet.
Moura trying to control but Laloosh is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Moura postures up.
Moura lands a couple of decent looking shots.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moura stands and throws Laloosh's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Laloosh is trying to get back to half guard.#T1##SUB#
Moura thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Moura lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Laloosh down.
Laloosh is not content to let Moura control the position.
Moura working the head and body with strikes. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Moura working away.
Moura grinds an elbow into Laloosh's temple.
Laloosh is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Moura's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Moura lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Moura is keen to just control but Laloosh is a slippery customer.#SUB2#
Laloosh looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Moura scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Moura thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #T3#
Moura prevents Laloosh from improving his position.
Laloosh tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Laloosh throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Moura scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Moura scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Moura is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Laloosh!
Moura landing shots from mount.
Laloosh in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Laloosh is squirming around, avoiding Moura's attempts to control the action.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Moura lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent. #ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!#T4#
Moura content just to control the position here.
Laloosh tries to reverse the position but Moura maintains control.
Laloosh's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Moura lands a heavy elbow.
Laloosh is still in real trouble! Can Moura finish him?
Moura wants to control the pace but Laloosh is squirming around nicely.
Moura has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Moura controlling from mount.
Laloosh seems to have recovered his senses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laloosh is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rickson Moura showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Moura has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rickson Moura!

Our winner, Rickson Moura, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: DUEL#174 Sigit vs Sin     
Date:   Aug 11, 2018
#R1##TD2#
Kravac shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Laloosh napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Laloosh struggling a bit here.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Kravac working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.#SUB2#
Kravac wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Laloosh, who protects the arm well. #SUB2#
Kravac swings around for an armbar but Laloosh sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Kravac's guard.
Kravac keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully.
Kravac wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kravac works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Kravac lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB##SUB2#
Kravac drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Laloosh manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Kravac has Laloosh in his guard.#REVR##T1#
Kravac looking for a sweep. Not yet Kravac, not yet.
Laloosh trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kravac controls Laloosh momentarily but Laloosh frees himself. #SUB2#
Kravac had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Laloosh defends it easily.
Kravac avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Kravac looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Laloosh preventing the sweep.
Laloosh is pushing down on Kravac's leg trying to pass to half guard. Kravac is fighting to maintain full guard but Laloosh has managed to sneak the leg through.
Laloosh trying to control the action but Kravac is working from the bottom.
Laloosh is controlling the pace.
Laloosh thows a huge punch but Kravac dodges it nicely.
Kravac manages to get to full guard.
Kravac is trying to control the position but Laloosh postures up. #T3#
Laloosh throws an elbow that misses. Kravac uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Laloosh's guard. Nice move by Kravac!#REVB##SUB#
Laloosh had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kravac defends it easily.
Kravac is pushing down on Laloosh's leg trying to pass to half guard. Laloosh is fighting to maintain full guard but Kravac has managed to sneak the leg through.
Laloosh tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Laloosh has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kravac is working away from the top position though.
Laloosh tries to get to full guard but Kravac has control of the leg.
Laloosh missing with punches from the bottom.
Kravac looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Laloosh with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #T4#
Kravac looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Laloosh with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #SUB2#
Laloosh makes his way to full guard, as Kravac worked for a kimura.
Kravac looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Kravac has gone for a leg lock! Laloosh slips out almost immediately though and dives into Kravac's guard.#REVR#
Laloosh makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Kravac looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Laloosh passes into half guard.
Laloosh has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Laloosh trying to control from half guard but Kravac is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Laloosh drives through and clinches with Kravac against the cage.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #TD#
Laloosh lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Kravac controlling the position for now.#SUB2#
Kravac looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kravac is looking to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh is looking to pass Kravac's guard but actually Kravac recovers to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kravac looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Laloosh puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard. #T1#
Kravac gets back to full guard.
Nuke Laloosh overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kravac seems keen to control Laloosh's posture.
Laloosh is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Kravac pulls Laloosh in to control the position.
Laloosh sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Laloosh trying to control but Kravac is working from the bottom. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Laloosh working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kravac's head.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Kravac keeps moving.
Kravac wants to sweep here but Laloosh controlling him for the moment.
Kravac looking to control.
Kravac has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#CL#
Laloosh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #T3##TD2#
Kravac decides to pull guard.
Laloosh engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Laloosh has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Laloosh trying to control but Kravac is working from the bottom.
Kravac wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #SUB2#
Kravac looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kravac controls Laloosh momentarily but Laloosh frees himself. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Laloosh trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Kravac manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVB#
Kravac pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Laloosh is keeping the position for now.
Laloosh wants to sweep but no luck.
Kravac trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Kravac is looking to work some ground and pound but Laloosh has wrist control.
Laloosh working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kravac.
Kravac loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Laloosh looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kravac stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Laloosh swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kravac is looking to work some ground and pound but Laloosh has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that second round.
That's time! Laloosh's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Kravac lands a slapping body shot. #TD#
Laloosh throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Kravac tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Laloosh is in Kravac's guard.
Kravac is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Laloosh throws a big elbow that misses.
Laloosh throws a big elbow that misses.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Kravac keeps moving.
Laloosh is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Kravac is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh looking to pass the guard.
Laloosh stays in close to Kravac's body and controls the position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.#T1#
Kravac bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Laloosh's guard. #REVB#
Kravac postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Laloosh looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kravac is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Kravac drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Laloosh dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Kravac looking for a sweep. Not yet Kravac, not yet.
Laloosh missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB2#
Kravac is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Kravac keeps moving. #T2#
Kravac wants to sweep here but Laloosh controlling him for the moment.
Nuke Laloosh is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Laloosh postures up in Kravac's guard and throws a big left but Kravac blocks it. #SUB2#
Kravac working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Laloosh doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Laloosh manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Laloosh throwing strikes but missing.
Laloosh passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Laloosh controlling the position. #T3#
Kravac is not content to let Laloosh control the position.
Kravac is trying to control Laloosh's posture but Laloosh avoids it.
Laloosh throws an elbow but Kravac slips to the side and avoids it well.
Kravac is looking to regain half guard here but Laloosh keeps moving and retains side control.
Laloosh moves into full mount! #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Laloosh controlling from mount.
Kravac tries to hold on but Laloosh postures up.
Samuel Kravac has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kravac in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. #CUT#
It looks like Samuel Kravac has been cut.
Laloosh putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Laloosh tries to control but Kravac wriggling away.
Laloosh prevents Kravac from getting the reversal.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Laloosh tries to control but Kravac wriggling away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nuke Laloosh showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Laloosh, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nuke Laloosh!

Our winner, Nuke Laloosh, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Logan vs Gracie 2     
Date:   Jul 21, 2018
#R1##TD2#
Laloosh drives through with a takedown into guard.
Laloosh working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Jackson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Jackson trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Laloosh postures up and lands a big shot to Jackson's brow. #SU2#
Laloosh gets to his feet. Jackson looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Jackson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jackson is breathing heavily.
Jackson wants to clinch.
Laloosh throws out a counter right but Jackson avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackson on the wrong end of a nice jab.#CL2#
Jackson gets tackled into the ropes by Laloosh. Laloosh maintains the clinch.
Laloosh lands a left hand.
Jackson misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
Laloosh tightens his grip and picks Jackson up, before dumping him to the ground. Jackson manages to land in guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.#T1#
Jackson keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully.
Laloosh might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jackson haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Laloosh throwing strikes but missing.
Jackson can't keep his opponent in guard - Laloosh advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Laloosh lands a nice short elbow.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Laloosh in particular looking to stall.
Laloosh working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Laloosh throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Laloosh lands a nice short elbow.
Jackson tries to get to full guard but Laloosh has control of the leg.
Laloosh scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Jackson is not content to let Laloosh control the position.
Laloosh throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T2#
Laloosh content to control rather than advance.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Laloosh takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Jackson throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Nice strikes from Laloosh there.
Jackson tries to roll over but Laloosh keeps him under control.
Laloosh lands with a punch from half guard.
Jackson throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Laloosh lands strikes from half guard.
Laloosh uses his free foot to push down on Jackson's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Jackson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laloosh is landing with some decent strikes but Jackson is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Laloosh breaks from Jackson's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Jackson is squirming around, avoiding Laloosh's attempts to control the action.
Laloosh punishing his opponent with strikes. #ROC2#
Jackson is rocked!#T3#
Jackson takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Laloosh's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuke Laloosh!
A relieved looking Nuke Laloosh thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Laloosh vs Oggleberry - Pip     
Date:   Jun 23, 2018
#R1#
Laloosh misses with a body shot.
Oggleberry-Pip connects with a single shot there.
Oggleberry-Pip moves out of range as Laloosh strikes.
Oggleberry-Pip takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Oggleberry-Pip takes a swing at Laloosh's ribcage but misses.
Laloosh throws an overhand right that lands on Oggleberry-Pip's shoulder, as Oggleberry-Pip tries to avoid the shot.
A jab lands there for Laloosh.
The fighters circling - Oggleberry-Pip throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Laloosh cracks Oggleberry-Pip with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Laloosh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Oggleberry-Pip sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Oggleberry-Pip appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a body shot.
Oggleberry-Pip throws a leg kick that misses.
Laloosh walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oggleberry-Pip checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. #CL2#
Laloosh takes the fight into the clinch.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Oggleberry-Pip prevents the takedown attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh lands a body punch. #T1#
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Oggleberry-Pip is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a punch to the body. #TD2#
Laloosh pulls guard.
Laloosh has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Double XX. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Oggleberry-Pip trying to stand up but can't free himself from Laloosh's guard.
Oggleberry-Pip wants to stand and escape but instead Laloosh has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB#
Laloosh postures up.
Laloosh content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Oggleberry-Pip is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh wants to stand but Oggleberry-Pip has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #T2#
Laloosh being controlled here momentarily.
Oggleberry-Pip working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Laloosh.
Oggleberry-Pip keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully.
Laloosh throws a strike but Oggleberry-Pip rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Oggleberry-Pip has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Oggleberry-Pip wants to get up but he can't break Laloosh's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #T3#
Laloosh is trying to control the position but Oggleberry-Pip postures up.
Oggleberry-Pip wants to stand but Laloosh has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Laloosh motions for Oggleberry-Pip to come forward. Laloosh throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Laloosh tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Oggleberry-Pip scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Oggleberry-Pip swats away the attempt to clinch by Laloosh.
Laloosh looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Norbert Oggleberry-Pip has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a kick to the body.
Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Oggleberry-Pip.#T4#
Oggleberry-Pip just misses with a punch to the body.
Norbert Oggleberry-Pip is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
A big left from Oggleberry-Pip misses.
Oggleberry-Pip is looking to clinch.
Oggleberry-Pip just misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Oggleberry-Pip. #CL2#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Oggleberry-Pip blocking some punches.
Oggleberry-Pip has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Laloosh tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Oggleberry-Pip smiles and moves away.
Laloosh misses with an uppercut. Oggleberry-Pip saw that one coming.
Oggleberry-Pip swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Laloosh with a nice cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oggleberry-Pip scores with a shot to the body.
Oggleberry-Pip uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laloosh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a hook
and Laloosh counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Oggleberry-Pip keeps it at a distance.
Oggleberry-Pip was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A looping hook to the body misses from Oggleberry-Pip. Laloosh does a little dance to reset his feet.
Oggleberry-Pip has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laloosh.
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a body shot.
Oggleberry-Pip is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Laloosh's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Oggleberry-Pip.
Laloosh connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Oggleberry-Pip momentarily.
Good work by Oggleberry-Pip as he checks the leg kick.
Oggleberry-Pip appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#CL#
Oggleberry-Pip drives through and clinches with Laloosh against the ropes.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Oggleberry-Pip can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
A short right from Oggleberry-Pip on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short uppercut from Oggleberry-Pip.
Oggleberry-Pip gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a punch to the body.
Oggleberry-Pip has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh. #T1#
Laloosh lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Oggleberry-Pip working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Laloosh wants a takedown.
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a hook to the ribs.
Oggleberry-Pip swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oggleberry-Pip swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Norbert Oggleberry-Pip has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a left hand that snaps the head of Oggleberry-Pip backwards.
A short right from Oggleberry-Pip.
Oggleberry-Pip lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
Laloosh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Oggleberry-Pip makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Oggleberry-Pip tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
Oggleberry-Pip prevents a takedown attempt there.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Oggleberry-Pip creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T2#
Oggleberry-Pip lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laloosh or not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Oggleberry-Pip scores with a nice hook to the head.
Oggleberry-Pip can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Oggleberry-Pip lands with a right to the head.
Our sources have told us that Oggleberry-Pip has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Laloosh works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Norbert Oggleberry-Pip has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Oggleberry-Pip lands with a short shot to the head.
Oggleberry-Pip fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Laloosh breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Laloosh on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Oggleberry-Pip. Oggleberry-Pip obviously looking to wear him down.
The fighters circle momentarily. Laloosh darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Oggleberry-Pip paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Laloosh tries to score with a low kick but Oggleberry-Pip moves his leg out of the way.
A jab lands there for Oggleberry-Pip.#CL2#
Laloosh rushes Oggleberry-Pip and presses him up against the ropes.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Oggleberry-Pip blocks an uppercut. #T3#
Oggleberry-Pip misses with some punches.
Laloosh lands a right hand that snaps the head of Oggleberry-Pip backwards.
Oggleberry-Pip fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh is working for takedown but Oggleberry-Pip is calmly controlling the position for now.
Oggleberry-Pip has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Oggleberry-Pip.
Oggleberry-Pip throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh gets through Oggleberry-Pip's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by Oggleberry-Pip.
Laloosh drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Oggleberry-Pip gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Oggleberry-Pip swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Oggleberry-Pip blocks an uppercut.
Oggleberry-Pip lands an uppercut.
Oggleberry-Pip works on Laloosh's body with a couple of short punches.
Laloosh goes for a takedown in the clinch but Oggleberry-Pip prevents it.
A body shot lands from Oggleberry-Pip.
Laloosh is breathing heavily.#T4#
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Oggleberry-Pip.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut. #BC2#
Laloosh breaks the clinch.
Laloosh looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Oggleberry-Pip is fending him off so far but Laloosh persists. Nope, Oggleberry-Pip circles away and we're back to standing.
Laloosh walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oggleberry-Pip dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Laloosh takes one on the button.
Laloosh steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Oggleberry-Pip. That one must have hurt.
Laloosh tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Oggleberry-Pip manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Oggleberry-Pip connects with a single shot there.
Laloosh throws a leg kick but Oggleberry-Pip moved away.
Laloosh throws out a loose jab but Oggleberry-Pip uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh dives in and grabs Oggleberry-Pip's left leg, looking for a takedown. Oggleberry-Pip pushes down on Laloosh's head and hops out.
Laloosh misses with an uppercut. Oggleberry-Pip saw that one coming.
Oggleberry-Pip listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Norbert Oggleberry-Pip dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Laloosh cracks a nice hook into Oggleberry-Pip's ribs.
Oggleberry-Pip works Laloosh's body with a nice hook.
Oggleberry-Pip throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Laloosh steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Oggleberry-Pip.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Oggleberry-Pip circles away and keeps his distance.
Oggleberry-Pip tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Oggleberry-Pip getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Oggleberry-Pip turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Oggleberry-Pip as he connects with a hook.
Oggleberry-Pip waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Laloosh.
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a wild body shot.
Oggleberry-Pip tries to close the distance and clinch but Laloosh swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Oggleberry-Pip misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Laloosh counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oggleberry-Pip sizes up Laloosh with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CL2#
Laloosh drives through and clinches with Oggleberry-Pip against the ropes. #T1#
Laloosh has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Oggleberry-Pip is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Laloosh.
Oggleberry-Pip tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Oggleberry-Pip is pressed up against the ropes. Laloosh has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Oggleberry-Pip down to the mat. Oggleberry-Pip avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Laloosh has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Oggleberry-Pip with a nice cross.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Oggleberry-Pip is having none of it. #TD2#
Laloosh throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Oggleberry-Pip was covering up waiting for the punch and Laloosh finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Oggleberry-Pip keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully.
Laloosh preventing the sweep.
Laloosh wanted to stand there but Oggleberry-Pip had control of the position. #T2#
Laloosh postures up.
Oggleberry-Pip is pulling down on Laloosh's head. It's preventing any offense from Laloosh, at least for the moment.
Oggleberry-Pip is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Oggleberry-Pip is keeping the position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Oggleberry-Pip is trying to control the position from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Oggleberry-Pip moves out of range of the body kick from Laloosh. #T3#
Laloosh misses with a few strikes there.
Laloosh fails in his attempt to clinch.
Laloosh doesn't manage to clinch there - Oggleberry-Pip circles away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a right hand
and Oggleberry-Pip counters with a nice body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Oggleberry-Pip.
Oggleberry-Pip connects with a body shot.
Laloosh walks into a straight right hand from Oggleberry-Pip.
Oggleberry-Pip takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Laloosh is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Oggleberry-Pip ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Laloosh keeps the fight on the outside.
Oggleberry-Pip ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#T4#
Laloosh is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Oggleberry-Pip.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A slow jab from Oggleberry-Pip misses its intended target. #CL2#
Laloosh drives through and clinches with Oggleberry-Pip against the ropes.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Laloosh misses with a hook to the ribs. #TD2#
Laloosh jumps guard and drags Oggleberry-Pip to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Oggleberry-Pip has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Laloosh is proving hard to escape from.
Laloosh looking to hit a scissor sweep but Oggleberry-Pip is one step ahead there.
Oggleberry-Pip wants to stand but Laloosh is controlling his posture from full guard.
Laloosh wants to stand but Oggleberry-Pip is controlling the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Norbert Oggleberry-Pip.
I think Oggleberry-Pip has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Norbert Oggleberry-Pip!

Norbert Oggleberry-Pip retains his light heavyweight title!
An out of breath Norbert Oggleberry-Pip thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Logan vs Batts     
Date:   May 31, 2018
#R1#
Laloosh throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Mingo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mingo circles away from the clinch attempt
and Mingo makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Mingo.
Laloosh scores with a punch to the head.
Laloosh looks to score with a jab to the body but Mingo is just out of range.
Laloosh throws a lazy right hand but Mingo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Laloosh seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Laloosh throws a jab but it's blocked by Mingo.
Laloosh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Mingo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Laloosh cracks Mingo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Laloosh lands a nice looking body kick.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Mingo.
Mingo misses with a left hand
and Laloosh counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T1#
Laloosh is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL#
Mingo gets tackled into the ropes by Laloosh. Laloosh maintains the clinch.
Laloosh wants to take the fight to the mat but Mingo manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Mingo misses with the head strike.
Laloosh misses with some punches.
Mingo gets through Laloosh's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh lands a body shot.
A short right from Laloosh.
Mingo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice left hand lands by Mingo.
Mingo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mingo wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Laloosh has him pressed against the ropes.
Laloosh makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mingo working hard to break the clinch.#T2#
Mingo digs a right hand into Laloosh's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Laloosh's gas tank.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike.
Mingo has Laloosh pressed against the ropes, preventing Laloosh from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Mingo is trying to break free.#BC2#
Mingo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
Laloosh scores with a shot to the side of Mingo's head.
Laloosh misses with a punch on the inside.
Laloosh lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mingo's elbow.
Laloosh lands with a light punch inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Laloosh.
Laloosh goes for a takedown attempt but Mingo pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Mingo misses with a series of wild punches.
Mingo misses the shot to the body.
Laloosh was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Laloosh doesn't manage to clinch there - Mingo circles away. #T3#
Laloosh uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mingo.#CL#
Laloosh has closed the distance and engaged Mingo in a clinch. #TD#
Laloosh tightens his grip and picks Mingo up, before dumping him to the ground. Mingo manages to land in guard.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Mingo keeps moving.
Laloosh passes into half guard.
Laloosh is trying to control the action in half guard but Mingo is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T4#
Mingo blocking the ground and pound attempt from Laloosh.
Laloosh is keen to just control but Mingo is a slippery customer.
Mingo on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Laloosh wants to control but Mingo is keeping him busy.
Laloosh sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mingo defending well though.
Laloosh throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Well, if Laloosh is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Laloosh is trying to control the action in half guard but Mingo is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Laloosh scores with a nice head shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Mingo keeps it at a distance.
Laloosh scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Laloosh misses with a series of wild punches.
A big left from Mingo misses.
Laloosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
Laloosh throws a leg kick which misses Mingo's front leg but catches the back leg as Mingo tries to avoid it.
Laloosh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Mingo misses with an uppercut.
It looked like Laloosh was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mingo.
Mingo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Laloosh throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mingo just misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Laloosh lands a really nice looking cross but Mingo seems unphased.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Laloosh lands with an uppercut that bounces Mingo off the ropes and back into range.
Laloosh is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mingo can do to turn this around?#CL#
Laloosh moves into the clinch successfully.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Mingo is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Mingo prevents the takedown attempt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mingo.
Laloosh lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Laloosh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh lands an uppercut.
Laloosh drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mingo's elbow.
Laloosh tries to throw a body punch but Mingo avoids it by throwing Laloosh back against the ropes.
Laloosh lands on the inside with an uppercut. #ROC#
Mingo is rocked!#T2#
Mingo lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laloosh keeps control of Mingo as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Mingo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laloosh misses with a punch on the inside.
Mingo lands a nice uppercut.
Laloosh lands with a light punch inside.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike.
Mingo is still on wobbly legs! Can Laloosh finish him?
Mingo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mingo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Laloosh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh tries to pull guard but Mingo forces him back to his feet, against the ropes.
A nice left hand lands by Laloosh.
Laloosh is working Mingo over against the ropes.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laloosh is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mingo misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh is trying to pull guard but Mingo turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.#TD#
Laloosh manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Laloosh throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Mingo seems to have recovered his senses.
Laloosh utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T3#
Mingo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Laloosh preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Mingo trying to control but Laloosh is working from the bottom.
Laloosh working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mingo.
Mingo is looking to work some ground and pound but Laloosh has wrist control.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A swing and a miss from Mingo.
Laloosh takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mingo throws a looping overhand right but Laloosh ducks down to avoid it.
Mingo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #T4##CL#
Laloosh takes the fight into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Mingo fails to land.
Mingo lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Laloosh can't get the takedown.
Mingo lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laloosh or not. #TD#
Laloosh pulls guard effortlessly.
Mingo controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Laloosh trying to keep a closed guard but Mingo is proving a slippery customer.
Mingo controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Laloosh wants to stand and escape but Mingo is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Mingo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mingo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Laloosh.
Laloosh ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mingo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Laloosh chopping away at his opponent's legs. #CL#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.#BC2#
Mingo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Laloosh slips a jab and a cross from Mingo.
As Mingo backs away, Laloosh returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Mingo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laloosh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mingo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Mingo fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Laloosh is out of range.
Laloosh throws a series of punches but Mingo avoids them all with ease.
Nuke Laloosh is winning the standup battle so far.
No joy there for Mingo, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #T1#
Laloosh scores with a crisp jab that stopped Mingo in his tracks.
Mingo throws a jab but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Mingo throws a hook but Laloosh blocks it.#CL#
Laloosh closes the distance and clinches.
Laloosh misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mingo blocking some punches.
Mingo tries to throw a body punch but Laloosh avoids it by throwing Mingo back against the ropes. #TD#
Laloosh has picked Mingo up - he's going for a ride! Laloosh dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Laloosh is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Laloosh with shots to the head and body - Mingo looks very uncomfortable down there.
Laloosh landing shots from mount.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh wants to control but Mingo has made it back to half guard. Nice work.
Hughtavious Mingo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Laloosh moves nicely into side control.
Nuke Laloosh is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Laloosh taking a break here but Mingo is having none of it and regains half guard.
Laloosh seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mingo does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mingo trying to control from the bottom.
Laloosh looks to land a strike but Mingo avoids it nicely and regains full guard.#T3#
Laloosh landing some decent shots from guard.
Laloosh tries to free his leg and advance position but Mingo is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Mingo working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Laloosh doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Laloosh manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Laloosh accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Mingo keeps moving.
Laloosh wants to get up but he can't break Mingo's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Mingo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh throws an elbow that misses. Mingo uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Laloosh's guard. Nice move by Mingo!#REVB#
Mingo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Laloosh wants to sweep but no luck.
Mingo trying to control but Laloosh is working from the bottom.
Mingo postures up in Laloosh's guard and throws a big left but Laloosh blocks it. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nuke Laloosh showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Laloosh has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nuke Laloosh!

An out of breath and clearly excited Nuke Laloosh thanked KAISER Nutrition - Q160 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: CEC 582     
Date:   Apr 18, 2018
#R1#
Gravity throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laloosh has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Double XX in the buildup to the fight.
Laloosh walks into a straight right hand from Gravity.
Laloosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Gravity has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Gravity digs a good body shot into Laloosh's ribs.
Gravity defending well as Laloosh loads up on a big left hand.
Gravity lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Gravity throws a jab but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Gravity thows a left - swing and a miss!
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Gravity is having none of it.
Laloosh throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
letting Gravity counter with a right hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#CL#
Laloosh clinches.
Laloosh struggles to land a body shot inside as Gravity controls his hands.
Gravity working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gravity stops a takedown attempt from Laloosh.
Gravity misses with a punch on the inside.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Laloosh is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Gravity gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Gravity prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC#
Laloosh breaks the clinch.
Laloosh shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #CL#
Laloosh rushes Gravity and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Laloosh creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Laloosh throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gravitys head.
Gravity misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gravity misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gravity working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Gravity misses with the head strike.
Gravity throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lalooshs head.
Laloosh struggles to land a body shot inside as Gravity controls his hands. #BC#
Laloosh escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laloosh.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Gravity.#TD2#
Gravity closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Laloosh quickly recovers to half guard.
Laloosh pushes Gravity off but Gravity dives into side control. #T2#
Laloosh is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Laloosh can't do much from the bottom here.
Laloosh is looking for a sweep.
Gravity trying to control the action but Laloosh is working from the bottom.
Laloosh dodges the ground and pound from Gravity.#T3#
Laloosh striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
Gravity works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Gravity fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Gravity looks up at the clock and then as Laloosh takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Gravity smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Gravity wants to lay and pray for a moment but Laloosh keeps working. #SUB2#
Gravity is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Laloosh has escaped the position, nice work there.
Gravity wants to control but Laloosh is keeping him busy.
Laloosh takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.#T4#
Laloosh is trying to control Gravity's posture but Gravity avoids it.
Gravity working the strikes but Laloosh uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Ground and pound from Gravity.
Nice strikes from Gravity there.
Laloosh moves into full guard.
Gravity postures up.
Gravity throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Laloosh works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gary Gravity dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
That's time! Laloosh's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Laloosh staying out of range there.
Laloosh throws a jab but it's blocked by Gravity.
A low kick from Laloosh misses
and Gravity connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gravity connects with a body shot that sends Laloosh's belly button to the back.
Gravity throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An attempted straight right counter from Laloosh misses the target.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Gravity.
Laloosh has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Gravity finds it's way round the side to connect with Laloosh's head.
Gravity misses with a hook to the body
and Laloosh counters with a slapping leg kick.
Gravity throws a hook but Laloosh blocks it.#TD2#
Gravity drives through with a takedown into guard. #ES#
Laloosh wriggles free and stands up.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gravity thows a body kick. Laloosh tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Laloosh scores with a hook.
Laloosh tries to clinch up.#CL#
Laloosh rushes Gravity and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#T1##BC#
Laloosh's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gravity throws a front kick aimed at Laloosh's knee but Laloosh avoids it well.
Gravity tries a low kick but Laloosh avoids it.
Gravity on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Laloosh. Laloosh obviously looking to wear him down. #CL#
Laloosh fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Gravity, pushing him back against the cage.#TD#
Laloosh pulls guard.
Gravity is looking to work some ground and pound but Laloosh has wrist control.
Gravity stops Laloosh from standing up.
Gravity wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving.
Gravity postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Laloosh utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Laloosh working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Gravity. #T2#
Gravity scoring with some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gravity working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Laloosh bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Gravity's guard. #REVR#
Gravity looking to control.
Laloosh passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Laloosh looks up at the clock and then as Gravity takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Laloosh smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Laloosh tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Laloosh just content to control the position. #T3#
Laloosh creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Gravity sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
You can see the frustration on Gravity's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Gravity tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Laloosh easily slips into full mount!
Gravity keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Laloosh with a couple of short strikes.
Gravity blocking the ground and pound. #T4#
Laloosh thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Laloosh landing strikes, looking to finish!
Laloosh lands a big elbow.
Laloosh looking to control but Gravity is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Laloosh landing strikes, looking to finish!
Laloosh controlling his opponent.
Gravity is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#TD2#
Gravity shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Laloosh's guard.
Laloosh is looking to stand back up but Gravity counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Laloosh.
Nuke Laloosh overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#REVR#
Laloosh has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Laloosh regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Gravity.
Laloosh is controlling Gravity's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Laloosh is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Gravity is aware though and is defending well.
Laloosh keeping moving, preventing Gravity from controlling successfully.
Gravity throws an elbow that misses. Laloosh uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Gravity's guard. Nice move by Laloosh!#REVR##T1#
Gravity keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Gravity is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Laloosh looking to sit in guard and control but Gravity gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Gravity working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Gravity is working Laloosh over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #T2#
Gravity throws a big elbow that misses.
Laloosh tries to strike from the bottom.
Gravity postures up.
Gravity is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Gravity is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Gravity is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Gravity pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Laloosh is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Laloosh is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Gravity stopping the sweep attempt from Laloosh.#T3#
Laloosh throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Gravity lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Laloosh trying to keep a closed guard but Gravity is proving a slippery customer.
Gravity slips nicely into half guard.
Gravity lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Gravity drops an elbow to the side of Laloosh's head. #T4#
Laloosh tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Gravity stalling.
Laloosh is trying to get back to full guard.
Gravity wants to control but Laloosh is keeping him busy.
Laloosh is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Gravity scores with a couple of nice shots.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Gravity is taking a breather. Laloosh says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Gravity sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Laloosh defending well though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gary Gravity comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Gravity has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gary Gravity!

Gary Gravity gave a mention to Urban Fighter in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: CEC 575     
Date:   Mar 14, 2018
#R1##CL2#
Laloosh closes the distance and clinches.
Laloosh lands with a left to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Laloosh.
A head punch on the inside from Judea fails to land.
Judea blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Judea softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Judea doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #BC#
Judea's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Judea keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A quick step to the side and Judea tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice body punch from Laloosh. #CL2#
Judea gets tackled into the cage by Laloosh. Laloosh maintains the clinch.
Judea lands a right hand.
Judea blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Judea.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh can't break the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Judea working aggressively here.
Judea prevents a body shot from Laloosh.
Judea tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Judea misses with the head strike.
Judea prevents a body shot from Laloosh. #T1#
Judea fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh scores with a nice hook to the head.
Judea swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it. #TD2#
Laloosh has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Judea regains guard immediately.
Laloosh controlling from the top position.
Laloosh with a flurry of punches that miss.
Laloosh looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Laloosh missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T2#
Laloosh trying to control but Judea is working from the bottom.
Laloosh throwing strikes but missing.
Laloosh throws a big elbow that misses.
Judea keeping full guard, as Laloosh tries to pass.
Laloosh looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Nice sprawl there from Judea as Laloosh shoots in.#T3#
Laloosh blocks the body kick.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Judea circles away and keeps his distance.
Judea throws a body punch but Laloosh moves out of range.
Laloosh lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Judea throws a lazy uppercut
and Laloosh counters with a good low kick that Judea was not able to check.
Laloosh bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Laloosh's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Judea connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Laloosh scrambles back to his feet.
Judea is looking to slow Laloosh down with leg kicks.
Judea tries to move into range but Laloosh moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Judea getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Laloosh throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Judea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Judea.
Judea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laloosh manages to avoid it.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Judea keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL2#
Laloosh has closed the distance and engaged Judea in a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh looking for a takedown.
Judea can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action. #T4#
Judea lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Laloosh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh jumps guard but Judea turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Stan Judea has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Laloosh is working Judea over against the cage.
Judea misses with some punches.
Laloosh tries for a takedown. No joy.
Laloosh lands a right hand.
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Judea lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
Laloosh wants to break the clinch but can't.
Judea pushes Laloosh back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Judea lands with a left to the head.
Judea blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh lands with a left to the head. #BC#
Judea breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Judea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Judea.
Laloosh uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Judea.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.#CL2#
Laloosh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Laloosh misses with a looping left.
Judea avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Laloosh takes a swing at Judea's ribcage but misses.
Judea pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Judea is having none of it.
Laloosh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Judea sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Laloosh misses with a double jab.
Judea throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Laloosh steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Judea.
Judea throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Laloosh sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Judea lands a jab to Laloosh's midsection.
Laloosh drops his hands momentarily and Judea takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judea looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Laloosh cracks Judea with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#CL2#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Judea.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Judea blocking some punches. #T1#
Laloosh fails to pull guard.
Laloosh looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Laloosh lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Judea uses good head movement to avoid it.
Judea misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a right hand that snaps the head of Judea backwards.
Judea misses with a punch to the body.
Judea is pressed up against the cage. Laloosh has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Judea down to the mat. Judea avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Laloosh tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Judea manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Judea was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Judea tests Laloosh's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Judea throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stan Judea is winning the standup battle so far.
Judea fakes the leg kick and cracks Laloosh in the body.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch but Judea swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Judea keeps the fight on the outside.#CL2#
Laloosh clinches with his opponent.
Judea misses with the head strike. #BC#
Judea pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T2#
A slow jab from Laloosh misses its intended target.
A slapping body kick lands there for Laloosh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Judea blocks the body kick.
Stan Judea is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Judea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Judea chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Laloosh can pounce on him.
Judea scores with a spinning back kick!
Judea throws a leg kick which misses Laloosh's front leg but catches the back leg as Laloosh tries to avoid it.
Judea scores with a body shot.
Laloosh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Judea scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Judea lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Laloosh backs up against the cage.
Judea misses with a low kick.
That kick from Laloosh tenderised Judea's leg. Judea is trying to keep his angry face on.
Judea feints and then cracks Laloosh's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Laloosh down.
Laloosh throws a jab but it's blocked by Judea.
Judea is looking to counter with head kicks.#T3#
Judea connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Laloosh momentarily.
Laloosh gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Judea turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Judea with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Laloosh to score with a decent uppercut.
Judea just misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Judea takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Laloosh staying out of range there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Judea blocks a low kick nicely.
Judea lands a right hook to the body.
Judea throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Judea scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Judea is having none of it. #CL2#
Laloosh closes the distance and clinches.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Judea.
Laloosh lands with a right to the head. #BC2#
Laloosh breaks from the clinch.
Laloosh tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Judea counters with a left to the body.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Judea keeps it at a distance.
Judea is looking to land body kicks.
Judea keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Judea lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A head kick misses from Judea.
Laloosh has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Laloosh drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Laloosh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Judea.
Judea connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Judea circles away and keeps his distance.
Judea throws a leg kick which misses Laloosh's front leg but catches the back leg as Laloosh tries to avoid it.
A jab from Laloosh misses. #CL2#
Laloosh clinches up with Judea and pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Stan Judea will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Judea misses with an uppercut.
Judea throws a low kick but Laloosh moves out of range easily.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Judea circles away and keeps his distance.
Laloosh tries to clinch there but Judea circles away.
Jab from Laloosh.#CL2#
Laloosh instigates a clinch.
Laloosh is working for takedown but Judea is calmly controlling the position for now.#BC#
Judea's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Some bone on bone action there as Judea checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Judea was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Judea. Laloosh does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judea looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Judea keeps it at a distance.
Judea is looking for a counter combo.
Judea has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Judea there as he acknowledges the shot.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Judea swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh throws a leg kick
and Judea counters with a slapping leg kick. #T1#
A clash of legs there as Judea blocks the low kick.
Judea lands a nice hook to Laloosh's body. Laloosh takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Laloosh lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Laloosh connects with a solid leg kick.
Judea tries to work over Laloosh's front leg with a kick but Laloosh checks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Laloosh! But no joy.
Judea misses the shot to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Judea.
Laloosh misses with a low kick.
Judea swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Judea ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Judea checks a low kick from Laloosh.
Judea fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Laloosh has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Judea is having none of it.
An inside leg kick lands from Laloosh.
Judea checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.#T2#
Judea attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Laloosh tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Laloosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
Laloosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
Laloosh tests Judea's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Judea.
A big right from Laloosh misses.
Judea misses the shot to the body.
Laloosh takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Judea swats away the attempt to clinch by Laloosh.
Judea fires out a quick counter leg kick but Laloosh just manages to avoid it.
Jab from Judea.
Judea stuffs the takedown.
Laloosh fails in his attempt to clinch.
Laloosh's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Laloosh wants to clinch.#T3#
Judea throws a leg kick but Laloosh sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Judea takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Judea looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laloosh wants to clinch.
Judea scores with a nice body kick.
Judea tries to work over Laloosh's front leg with a kick but Laloosh checks it.
Judea takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Judea bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Laloosh moves out of range of the leg kick from Judea.
Judea is looking to land body kicks.#T4#
Judea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Laloosh is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Judea misses with a wild body shot.
Laloosh fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Judea checks it well.
Nice defenses there by Judea.
Laloosh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Judea was well out of range. Poor timing from Laloosh.
Judea connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Judea misses with an uppercut. Laloosh saw that one coming.
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Judea keeps the fight on the outside.
Laloosh with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laloosh drops his hands momentarily and Judea takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #CL2#
Judea gets tackled into the cage by Laloosh. Laloosh maintains the clinch.
Judea misses with a punch on the inside.
Laloosh drops down looking for an ankle pick but Judea pulls his leg out and moves away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stan Judea showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Judea has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stan Judea!

A relieved looking Stan Judea thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: CEC 566     
Date:   Jan 31, 2018
#R1#
Laloosh looks to land a left hand but Shota moved out of range nicely.
Laloosh uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shota.
Laloosh thuds his right hand into Shota's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Laloosh throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Laloosh has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Shota throws a nice inside leg kick.
Laloosh connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#CL2#
Laloosh clinches with his opponent.
Shota struggles to land a body shot inside as Laloosh controls his hands.
Laloosh jumps guard but Shota turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
Laloosh breaks the clinch.
Laloosh slips a jab from Shota.
Shota throws a leg kick that misses.
Shota misses with a wild body shot.
Laloosh checks a leg kick nicely.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Shota makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#TD2#
Laloosh jumps into guard, dragging Shota to the mat.
Shota wants to get up but he can't break Laloosh's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Shota might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T1##SU#
Shota gets to his feet. Laloosh looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Laloosh ducks right into an uppercut from Shota.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch but Shota swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Laloosh smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Laloosh.
Shota fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Laloosh is out of range.
Shota has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym in the buildup to the fight.#CL2#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
Shota lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Laloosh.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shota. #TD2#
Laloosh pulls guard effortlessly.
Shota wants to stand but Laloosh is controlling his posture from full guard.
Shota stops Laloosh from standing up. #T2#
Shota wants to stand and escape but instead Laloosh has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB#
Laloosh trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Laloosh prevents Shota from getting back to his feet.
Laloosh postures up in Shota's guard and throws a big left but Shota blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shota is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Shota utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Laloosh working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Laloosh postures up in Shota's guard and throws a big left but Shota blocks it.
Shota wants to stand up but Laloosh is controlling him. #T3#
Laloosh working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #SU2#
Laloosh gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Shota circles away and keeps his distance.
Shota swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Shota moves out of range as Laloosh throws a body kick.
Nice shot lands for Shota.
Laloosh takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A swing and a miss from Shota.
Laloosh tries to move into range but Shota moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Shota throws a jab when Laloosh was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shota. Laloosh does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laloosh works over Shota's head and body with a nice combination.
Laloosh takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Good shot there by Shota.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh throws a low kick, looking for Shota's leg but Shota calmly moves out of range.
Shota throws a leg kick
and Laloosh counters with a leg kick.
Laloosh throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T4#
Shota misses with a low kick as Laloosh jumps back.
Shota lands a jab to Laloosh's midsection.
Shota keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Laloosh throws the kick towards the body but Shota avoids it.
Laloosh doesn't manage to clinch there - Shota circles away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Laloosh lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Shota has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Shota and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Shota misses with a hook.
Shota throws a body shot but no joy.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Shota throws a body shot but no joy.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shota swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL#
Shota clinches up with Laloosh and pushes him back against the cage.
Shota misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Shota. #TD2#
Shota is fighting off a takedown attempt but Laloosh is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Shota to the mat. Shota regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.#ES#
Shota manages to escape and get back to his feet. #CL2#
Laloosh instigates a clinch.
A short right from Shota.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Adrian Shota will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2##CL2#
Laloosh fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Shota, pushing him back against the cage.
Shota misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Shota.
Laloosh lands a right hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shota.
Laloosh jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shota walks away with a smile on his face. Laloosh gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Shota throws a looping overhand right but Laloosh ducks down to avoid it.
Shota jabs at Laloosh's body.
Laloosh avoids the body shot from Shota.
Laloosh is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Shota throws a quick inside leg kick.
Shota throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shota fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laloosh manages to avoid it.
Adrian Shota seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shota connects with a body shot.
Laloosh is looking to clinch. #CL#
Shota has taken the fight to the clinch.
Laloosh lands a body punch in the clinch.
Laloosh tries a body shot but Shota blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shota doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T1#
Shota can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Shota misses with the head strike.
Laloosh controlling the action here for a moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shota.
Shota tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
Laloosh lands a nice uppercut.
Shota tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
A body shot lands from Shota.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shota throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Laloosh on the inside.
Shota is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Laloosh is defending well for now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Laloosh.
Shota can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action. #T2#
A head punch on the inside from Laloosh fails to land.
Shota misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
Laloosh manages to pull guard.
Shota has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Laloosh is proving hard to escape from. #SU#
Shota gets to his feet - Laloosh follows without any prompting.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shota stuns Laloosh with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Shota uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nice uppercut there from Shota.
Laloosh misses with an uppercut. Shota saw that one coming.
Shota motions for Laloosh to come forward. Shota throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Shota throws a predictable looking body shot
and Laloosh counters with a slapping leg kick.
Shota jabs Laloosh right on the nose. Laloosh blinks but takes it well.
Adrian Shota is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice shot lands for Shota.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laloosh. Shota does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laloosh thuds a left hand into Shota's body.
Shota thows a left - swing and a miss! #T3#
Laloosh with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Shota swats away the attempt to clinch by Laloosh.
Shota tests Laloosh's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shota looks to score with a jab to the body but Laloosh is just out of range.
Shota connects with a body shot.
Shota misses with a wild body shot.
Shota swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shota scores with a jab to the head.
Laloosh throws a good cross that connects.
Laloosh looks to land a body kick but Shota moved away.
Laloosh lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Shota at a distance.
Laloosh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shota.
Shota finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The crowd cheers as Shota lands an impressive looking overhand right. Laloosh doesn't seem phased though.
Laloosh misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#T4#
Laloosh's corner calls for a 1-2. Laloosh obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shota tries to close the distance and clinch up but Laloosh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Shota has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laloosh.#CL2#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Shota.
Shota fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh lands a hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh misses with a hook from the clinch.
Laloosh tries a body shot but Shota blocks it.
Laloosh has had enough of the clinch but Shota keeps him there for the moment.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Laloosh.
Shota blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shota tries to work over Laloosh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shota tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
Shota tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Adrian Shota will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
The fight stays on the outside here - Shota looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Laloosh appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Laloosh displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shota throws out the jab.
Laloosh throws out a powerful jab.
Shota moves out of range of the leg kick from Laloosh.
Laloosh moves out of range as Shota strikes.
Laloosh changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Laloosh misses with an uppercut. Shota saw that one coming.
Shota was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Laloosh tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Shota counter with a right hand.
Laloosh tries to clinch there but Shota circles away.
A little feinted left hand from Shota on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh misses with a low kick.
Shota drops his hands momentarily and Laloosh takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Laloosh throws a body shot but no joy.
Shota scores with a shot to the body.
Shota tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Shota.
Shota swings away with a leg kick that misses.#T1#
Laloosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
A big left from Shota misses.
Laloosh is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Laloosh.#CL2#
Shota gets tackled into the cage by Laloosh. Laloosh maintains the clinch.
Shota misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh can't find room to land a body shot as Shota controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Laloosh scores with a nice short uppercut.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Shota tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
Still in the clinch, Laloosh scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shota prevents a takedown attempt there.
Shota working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Shota can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Shota blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Shota cracks Laloosh with a nice body shot.#BC2#
Laloosh breaks the clinch.
Laloosh wants to clinch.
Nuke Laloosh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Shota misses with a straight left.
Laloosh slips under a jab from Shota.
Shota scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Laloosh doesn't seem bothered though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shota swings for the body but Laloosh moves out of range.
A jab from Shota misses.
Laloosh loads up on a big right hand but Shota slips the punch.
Shota throws a body shot but no joy.
Shota cracks Laloosh with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Laloosh moves in looking to clinch but Shota pushes him off.
Shota tried to counter with a leg kick but Laloosh avoided it.
Shota feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lalooshs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A slow jab from Shota misses its intended target.
Shota feints and then cracks Laloosh's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Laloosh down.
Shota misses with a looping left.
Laloosh defending well as Shota loads up on a big left hand.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A jab lands there for Laloosh.#T3##CL2#
Laloosh rushes Shota and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Shota blocks a body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shota tries to work over Laloosh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shota tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from Shota.
Shota tries a knee to the head but Laloosh blocks it.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Laloosh scores with a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Laloosh scores with a nice short uppercut.
Laloosh gets through Shota's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#BC2#
Laloosh breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Laloosh keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shota bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Laloosh's head backwards.
Shota defending well as Laloosh loads up on a big left hand.
Shota throwing a counter right hand but Laloosh manages to avoid it.
Laloosh jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shota uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laloosh.
Laloosh takes a shot to the body in his stride. #T4#
Laloosh attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Shota cracks Laloosh with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Laloosh fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Laloosh displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shota throws out the jab.
Shota connects with a body shot that sends Laloosh's belly button to the back.
Shota pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A nice side step and Laloosh releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Shota scores with a jab.
Laloosh moves to clinch but Shota breaks away
and Shota counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Shota slips a straight right by Laloosh.
Adrian Shota is winning the standup battle so far.
Shota connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Laloosh's hands.#CL2#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
Laloosh softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Shota tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laloosh tries to throw a body punch but Shota avoids it by throwing Laloosh back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Adrian Shota.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Shota, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Adrian Shota!

A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Adrian Shota made sure he mentioned King of Fists, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: CEC 561     
Date:   Dec 27, 2017
#R1#
A big right from Shraf misses. #CL2#
Laloosh instigates a clinch.
Shraf looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Shraf blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shraf has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Laloosh lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shraf has had enough of the clinch but Laloosh keeps him there for the moment.#TD2#
Laloosh gets control of Shraf's arms and successfully pulls guard. Laloosh will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Shraf wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shraf looking to sit in guard and control but Laloosh gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Shraf is keeping the position.#SUB#
Shraf throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Shraf has an active guard here but Laloosh has managed to pass into half guard.
Shraf wants to get back to full guard.
Laloosh perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Shraf is trying to get back to full guard.
Shraf is working hard here to advance position.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SUB2#
Laloosh is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Shraf doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Laloosh.
Shraf is pressing down on Laloosh's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shraf is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Laloosh throwing strikes but missing.
Shraf looking to control. #T3#
Shraf preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Laloosh is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Laloosh looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Laloosh wants to get up but he can't break Shraf's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Laloosh is looking to work some ground and pound but Shraf has wrist control.
Laloosh postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Laloosh controls from within his opponent's guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Laloosh avoids the body shot from Shraf.
And Laloosh tries to counter it with a takedown but Shraf pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Shraf tries to move into range but Laloosh moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Shraf slips a jab and a cross from Laloosh. #T4#
A telegraphed right hand from Shraf misses the target.
Laloosh keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Laloosh throws out a leg kick but Shraf moves out of range and Laloosh only half commits. #CL2#
Laloosh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC#
Shraf escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Laloosh has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Shraf connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Laloosh tests Shraf's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shraf swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Shraf takes a swing at Laloosh's ribcage but misses.
Laloosh throws a looping overhand right but Shraf ducks down to avoid it.
It looked like Shraf wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Good exchange - Laloosh coming out on top.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laloosh cracks Shraf with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Laloosh misses with a low kick.
Shraf stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that round.
That's time! Shraf's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##CL2#
Laloosh gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Laloosh pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Shraf checks a leg kick.
It looked like Shraf was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Laloosh.
Shraf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Laloosh is looking to clinch but Shraf is avoiding it.
Shraf appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Laloosh has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Laloosh swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laloosh lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shraf's sensitive parts.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shraf swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Laloosh slips under a jab from Shraf.
Laloosh throws out a counter right but Shraf avoids it with no problem.#TD#
Laloosh gets caught flat footed, as Shraf shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh keeping moving, preventing Shraf from controlling successfully.
Shraf engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #T1#
Shraf looking to sit in guard and control but Laloosh gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB##SUB#
Shraf had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Laloosh defends it easily.
Laloosh loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Laloosh scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Shraf keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully.
Nuke Laloosh has got the better of the ground game so far.#T2#
Laloosh controls from within his opponent's guard.
Laloosh won't allow Shraf to sweep him here.
Shraf keeping moving, preventing Laloosh from controlling successfully.
Laloosh throwing strikes but missing.
Laloosh postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T3##SUB#
Shraf has his foot on Laloosh's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Laloosh works his way back into a safe position though.
Laloosh working some strikes from top position.#SU2#
Laloosh decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Shraf.
Laloosh scores with a hook to the body. Shraf takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #CL2#
Laloosh moves into the clinch successfully. #TD2#
Laloosh tightens his grip and picks Shraf up, before dumping him to the ground. Shraf manages to land in guard.
Laloosh wants to control from the top but Shraf keeps moving.
Shraf can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Laloosh controls the pace.#SUB#
Laloosh avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Shraf is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T4#
Laloosh works over Shraf with some ground and pound from guard.
Laloosh stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Shraf swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Laloosh trying to control but Shraf is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
A jab from Shraf misses.
Laloosh throws a hook but Shraf avoids it easily.#CL2#
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
Shraf has had enough of the clinch but Laloosh keeps him there for the moment.
Shraf can't break the clinch.
Shraf has Laloosh pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Laloosh manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Laloosh lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Laloosh lands a left hand that snaps the head of Shraf backwards.
Shraf wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Shraf takes a shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Laloosh.
Shraf is trying to push Laloosh away but Laloosh has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Laloosh manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Shraf wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving. #SUB2#
Laloosh isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Shraf stacks Laloosh on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Shraf!#T1#
Laloosh is looking to regain half guard here but Shraf keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB#
Shraf tries for a kimura but Laloosh is defending well. #SUB#
Shraf tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Shraf has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Shraf is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Laloosh knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Laloosh tries to improve position but can't.
Nuke Laloosh is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Laloosh regains half guard.
Jamezdin Shraf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Laloosh flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage. #SUB#
Shraf is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Laloosh sees it coming and defends easily.
Laloosh works his way to full guard. Good work.
Laloosh not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Shraf wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving. #T3#
Laloosh keeping full guard, as Shraf tries to pass.
Laloosh keeping moving, preventing Shraf from controlling successfully.
Laloosh working a defensive guard here. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Laloosh takes one on the button.
Laloosh throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shraf looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Shraf lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Laloosh tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Shraf manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T4#
Shraf avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #CL2#
Laloosh has taken the fight to the clinch. #BC#
Shraf pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Shraf just misses with a punch to the body.
Shraf misses with a looping right.#CL2#
Laloosh closes the distance and pushes Shraf back into the cage.
Shraf changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Laloosh fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Laloosh fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shraf has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shraf slaps away a takedown attempt from Laloosh, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crunch! Laloosh slams his shin into Shraf's torso.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nuke Laloosh comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Laloosh has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nuke Laloosh!

A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Nuke Laloosh made sure he mentioned KAISER Nutrition - Q160, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: CEC 557     
Date:   Dec 03, 2017
#R1##CL2#
Laloosh pushes Cain up against the cage in a clinch.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
Cain definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Laloosh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cain swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cain walks away with a smile on his face. Laloosh gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Laloosh lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #CUT2#
It looks like David Cain has been cut.
Cain misses with a body shot.
Cain misses with a low kick.
Cain scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.#CL2#
Laloosh clinches up against the cage.
Cain misses with some punches.
Laloosh takes a shot to the head.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Laloosh struggles to land a body shot inside as Cain controls his hands.
Laloosh misses with some punches.
Laloosh jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cain walks away with a smile on his face. Laloosh gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cain half committed to a counter leg kick.#T1#
Cain's jab looks to have found its range, popping Laloosh under the eye.
Cain swings away with a body shot that misses
and Laloosh makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Laloosh has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Cain takes one to the chin there.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cain paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cain lands a nice looking body shot.
Cain looks to throw the jab but Laloosh is out of range.
Cain fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Laloosh misses with a left hand
and Cain counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Laloosh goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cain throws a nice inside leg kick. #KD#
Cain moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Laloosh goes down! Can Cain finish him!?#ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cain is looking to stand up but Laloosh won't let him.
Laloosh is still in real trouble! Can Cain finish him?
Cain is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Laloosh seems to have recovered his senses.#T2#
Cain tries to stand but Laloosh is controlling from the bottom.
Laloosh wants to stand but Cain is controlling the position.
Cain might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Laloosh is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Cain tries to stand but Laloosh is controlling from the bottom.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3##KD#
Cain throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Laloosh stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Cain follows into mount!
Laloosh tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Cain wants to stand but Laloosh is holding on to him, trying to stop him posturing up.
Cain controlling from mount.
Laloosh throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cain. What's that going to do exactly?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cain content just to control the position here.
Cain is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Cain controlling his opponent.
Laloosh wants to control but Cain is having none of it.
Cain trying to control but Laloosh is having none of it.
Cain wants to get back to his feet but Laloosh is holding on tight.
Laloosh is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Cain dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Laloosh fails in his attempt to clinch.
Laloosh tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cain manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cain throws a quick counter kick to the body but Laloosh avoids it.
Laloosh chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Laloosh thumps Cain with a low kick.
Laloosh moves out of range of the body kick.
Laloosh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cain.
Cain blocks a leg kick.
Cain swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Laloosh tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cain jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #CUT#
That has opened up Nuke Laloosh's cut even more.
Laloosh connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh looks to land a left hand but Cain moved out of range nicely.
Laloosh misses with a right hand
and Cain counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Laloosh checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cain takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T1#
Cain throws out a loose jab but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
David Cain is winning the standup battle so far.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Cain is having none of it.
Laloosh throws a leg kick
and Cain counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Laloosh throws a poor cross that misses
and Cain counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Laloosh thinking.
Cain ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Laloosh is breathing heavily.#KD#
Cain throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Laloosh stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Cain follows into mount!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cain controlling the position easily from mount. #T2#
Cain is looking to stand but Laloosh has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
Cain tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Laloosh is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Cain is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Cain tries to stand up but Laloosh had a hold of his arm and he's managed to perform a nice reversal, into half guard.
Laloosh sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cain defending well though.
Cain is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Laloosh can do to turn this around?#T3#
Cain tries to kick Laloosh off but Laloosh keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Laloosh is trying to control the action in half guard but Cain is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Cain keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Laloosh missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Cain looks like he's trying to stand up.
Laloosh wants to free his trapped foot but Cain is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cain tries to kick Laloosh off but Laloosh keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Laloosh is defended easily by Cain.
Laloosh sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Cain throws the left hand but Laloosh avoids the punch easily.#CL2#
Laloosh forces Cain back against the cage and clinches.
Laloosh is looking for a takedown.
Cain lands with a short shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Cain dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3##CL2#
Laloosh drives through and clinches with Cain against the cage.
Laloosh looking for a takedown.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cain.
Cain lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Laloosh jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cain walks away with a smile on his face. Laloosh gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Cain fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Laloosh checks it well.
Cain swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laloosh throws a leg kick
and Cain counters with a low kick, right behind Laloosh 's knee.
Cain lands a jab to Laloosh's midsection.
Laloosh takes a swing at Cain's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh throws a jab but it's blocked by Cain.
A quick step to the side and Cain tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laloosh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Laloosh throws a leg kick that misses.
Laloosh throws out a loose jab but Cain uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cain on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Laloosh. Laloosh obviously looking to wear him down. #T1#
Laloosh misses with a low kick as Cain jumps back.
David Cain is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Laloosh staying out of range there.
Laloosh has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Laloosh there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cain throws a low kick but Laloosh moves out of range easily.
Cain fakes the leg kick and cracks Laloosh in the body.
Laloosh moves out of range of the body kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Cain. That snapped Laloosh's head back.
Laloosh tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Cain scores with a counter punch that sends Laloosh to the canvas! Cain smells blood - he's punishing Laloosh with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Laloosh has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Cain!
A relieved looking David Cain thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: CEC 551     
Date:   Nov 01, 2017
#R1#
Laloosh misses with a straight right.
Shemelianenko getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Shemelianenko has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Navy Street MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Feodor Shemelianenko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laloosh's corner calls for a 1-2. Laloosh obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Shemelianenko moves out of range.
A jab from Shemelianenko misses.
Shemelianenko tries to close the distance and clinch up but Laloosh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Laloosh's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shemelianenko connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Laloosh scrambles back to his feet.
Shemelianenko scores with a body shot.
Shemelianenko chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Laloosh defending well as Shemelianenko loads up on a big left hand.
Shemelianenko stuns Laloosh with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#CL2#
Laloosh gets a clinch.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Laloosh has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Shemelianenko is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Shemelianenko lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#BC2#
Laloosh breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Shemelianenko clinches up with Laloosh and pushes him back against the cage.
Shemelianenko misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shemelianenko doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #BC#
Shemelianenko breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T1#
Shemelianenko tries a low kick but Laloosh avoids it.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Shemelianenko.
Shemelianenko connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Laloosh circles away from the clinch attempt. #CL2#
Laloosh gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Laloosh manages to break the clinch.
Shemelianenko throws a leg kick
and Laloosh counters with a straight right hand.#CUT2#
It looks like Feodor Shemelianenko has been cut.
Laloosh looks to land a right hand but Shemelianenko moved out of range.
Shemelianenko throwing a counter right hand but Laloosh manages to avoid it.
Shemelianenko cracks Laloosh with a good jab.#CL2#
Laloosh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC2#
Laloosh pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Shemelianenko connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Shemelianenko feints and then cracks Laloosh's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Laloosh down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A nice leg kick lands there from Shemelianenko.
Laloosh bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Laloosh uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shemelianenko.
Laloosh throws out a counter right but Shemelianenko avoids it with no problem.
Laloosh lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shemelianenko's sensitive parts. #CL2#
Laloosh clinches up against the cage.#T2#
Shemelianenko misses with a body punch.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh lands a hook that snaps the head of Shemelianenko backwards.
Shemelianenko tries to break the clinch but Laloosh is controlling the position.
Shemelianenko blocking some punches.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Shemelianenko uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
Laloosh breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Laloosh rushes Shemelianenko and presses him up against the cage.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Laloosh working aggressively here.
Laloosh makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Laloosh drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shemelianenko is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#BC#
Shemelianenko breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Shemelianenko looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Laloosh let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#T3#
Laloosh jabs Shemelianenko right on the nose. Shemelianenko blinks but takes it well.
Shemelianenko lets loose with a powerful body kick. Laloosh will feel that in the morning.
Shemelianenko scores with a jab. Laloosh acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Shemelianenko keeps it at a distance.
Shemelianenko lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Laloosh misses with a two punch combination.
Shemelianenko takes a swing at Laloosh's ribcage but misses.
Laloosh misses with a low kick. #CL2#
Laloosh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Laloosh lands a nice uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Shemelianenko's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Laloosh lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Shemelianenko tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Shemelianenko.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shemelianenko pushes Laloosh back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Shemelianenko.
A shot in the inside from Shemelianenko.
A right hand to the body from Shemelianenko. #T4#
Laloosh lands a body shot in the clinch.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shemelianenko's elbow.
A short right from Laloosh.
Shemelianenko misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shemelianenko is leaning against Laloosh and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC#
Shemelianenko breaks from the clinch.
Laloosh throws a looping overhand right but Shemelianenko ducks down to avoid it.
Shemelianenko feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Laloosh lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Laloosh defending well as Shemelianenko loads up on a big left hand.
Laloosh tests Shemelianenko's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fighters circling - Shemelianenko throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #CL#
Shemelianenko darts in and clinches Laloosh up against the cage.
Laloosh tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Shemelianenko just stands there and leans against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laloosh has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Shemelianenko avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Feodor Shemelianenko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.#BC#
Shemelianenko manages to break the clinch.
Laloosh lands a leg kick that knocks Shemelianenko off balance momentarily.
Shemelianenko misses with a low kick as Laloosh jumps back.
Laloosh throws out a counter right but Shemelianenko avoids it with no problem.
Shemelianenko lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Feodor Shemelianenko will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Feodor Shemelianenko's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Shemelianenko connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Nice uppercut lands for Shemelianenko. That snapped Laloosh's head back.
Shemelianenko throws a nice inside leg kick.
Shemelianenko circles away from the clinch attempt.
Laloosh takes one on the button.
Shemelianenko misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Shemelianenko wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Laloosh bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Good work by Laloosh as he checks the leg kick.
Shemelianenko scores with the left hand. Laloosh knows he should have avoided that one. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Shemelianenko blocking some punches.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shemelianenko looking to stall.
Laloosh is leaning against Shemelianenko and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Shemelianenko fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#T1#
Shemelianenko tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
Laloosh throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shemelianenkos head.
Shemelianenko is working Laloosh over against the cage.
Laloosh lands a hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Shemelianenko. #BC#
Shemelianenko breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Shemelianenko misses with a wild body shot.
Shemelianenko tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Shemelianenko.#CL2#
Laloosh has closed the distance and engaged Shemelianenko in a clinch.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Shemelianenko.
Laloosh lands with a light punch inside.
Shemelianenko lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shemelianenko lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC2#
Laloosh manages to break the clinch.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shemelianenko swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Shemelianenko throws the left hand but Laloosh avoids the punch easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shemelianenko moves out of range of the strikes.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Shemelianenko.#T2#
Shemelianenko lands a nice leg kick that just misses Laloosh's sensitive parts.
Shemelianenko misses the jab.
Shemelianenko lands with a good body shot.
Laloosh misses with a right hand
and Shemelianenko counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh throws out a powerful jab.
Shemelianenko swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shemelianenko lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Laloosh at a distance.
Shemelianenko doesn't manage to clinch there - Laloosh circles away.
Shemelianenko sets himself, and Laloosh steps forward looking for the clinch! Shemelianenko avoids it this time.#CL2#
Shemelianenko gets tackled into the cage by Laloosh. Laloosh maintains the clinch.
Shemelianenko is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Shemelianenko tries to work over Laloosh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shemelianenko swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shemelianenko working aggressively here.
Shemelianenko misses with a punch to the body. #TD2#
Laloosh gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Laloosh tries to pass the half guard into mount. Shemelianenko knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB2#
Laloosh is working for a kimura but Shemelianenko is defending it quite comfortably. #T3#
Shemelianenko won't allow Laloosh to pass to mount.
Shemelianenko is not content to let Laloosh control the position.
Laloosh is stalling here. Shemelianenko is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Laloosh seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Shemelianenko has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Shemelianenko is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Laloosh will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.#T4#
Shemelianenko trying to control the position but Laloosh is working away.
Laloosh wants to control but Shemelianenko postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Feodor Shemelianenko dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Feodor Shemelianenko's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Laloosh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shemelianenko manages to avoid it.
Shemelianenko cracks Laloosh with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big left from Laloosh misses.
Shemelianenko jabs at Laloosh's body.
Laloosh throws a low kick but Shemelianenko moves out of range easily. #CL2#
Laloosh closes the distance and pushes Shemelianenko back into the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Shemelianenko fails to land.
Laloosh working aggressively here.
Shemelianenko doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Laloosh. #BC2#
Laloosh breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Shemelianenko lands a leg kick that knocks Laloosh off balance momentarily.
Laloosh works Shemelianenko's body with a nice hook.
Shemelianenko bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shemelianenko checks a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Laloosh throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A counter left hand to the body from Shemelianenko misses its target.
Shemelianenko feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lalooshs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A decent looking cross lands there for Shemelianenko.
A jab from Laloosh finds it's way through Shemelianenko's defenses. #T1#
Shemelianenko tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Shemelianenko.
Shemelianenko cracks Laloosh with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jab from Laloosh.#CL2#
Laloosh moves into range and clinches up with Shemelianenko.
Shemelianenko tries to work over Laloosh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shemelianenko blocking some punches.
Shemelianenko blocks an uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Shemelianenko slows down the pace here.
Laloosh pushes Shemelianenko back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#CUT2#
Feodor Shemelianenko's cut is getting worse.
Shemelianenko doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Shemelianenko is trying to push Laloosh away but Laloosh has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Laloosh's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Laloosh wants a takedown.
A head punch on the inside from Laloosh fails to land.
Nuke Laloosh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Shemelianenko doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #BC2#
Laloosh's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Laloosh throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Laloosh takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laloosh misses with a body shot.
Shemelianenko moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shemelianenko scores with a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh misses with a body shot.
Shemelianenko displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laloosh throws out the jab.
Laloosh fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Laloosh has Shemelianenko up against the cage in a clinch.
Shemelianenko is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Laloosh is defending well for now.
Shemelianenko is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Shemelianenko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Shemelianenko has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh. #T3#
Shemelianenko lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Laloosh.
Shemelianenko lands with a right to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Laloosh creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Shemelianenko tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Laloosh is trying to pull guard but Shemelianenko turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Laloosh tries to pull guard but Shemelianenko forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Feodor Shemelianenko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Laloosh lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shemelianenko lands a nice uppercut.
Shemelianenko misses with a knee to the head.
Laloosh can't get the takedown.
Shemelianenko misses with a hook from the clinch.
Feodor Shemelianenko is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#BC2#
Laloosh breaks from the clinch.
Laloosh gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Laloosh thows a left - swing and a miss!
Shemelianenko was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice leg kick lands there from Shemelianenko.
Shemelianenko digs a good body shot into Laloosh's ribs.#T4#
Shemelianenko lands with an uppercut that bounces Laloosh off the cage and back into range.
Shemelianenko scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Shemelianenko lands a body shot.
Laloosh on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shemelianenko. Shemelianenko obviously looking to wear him down.
Shemelianenko slips under a jab.
Shemelianenko fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laloosh manages to avoid it.
Shemelianenko blocks a low kick nicely.#CL#
Shemelianenko clinches with his opponent.
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shemelianenko lands a right hand.
Laloosh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Laloosh works on Shemelianenko's body with a couple of short punches.
Laloosh misses with a hook from the clinch.
Laloosh is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Shemelianenko blocks a punch to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Feodor Shemelianenko.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Shemelianenko, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Feodor Shemelianenko!

An out of breath Feodor Shemelianenko thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: CEC 544     
Date:   Sep 27, 2017
#R1#
Yoshida thumps Laloosh with a low kick.
Laloosh pushes Yoshida away with a front kick.
Laloosh has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Yoshida moves out of range.
Yoshida takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laloosh misses with a body shot.
A quick step to the side and Yoshida tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yoshida throws a wild body kick that Laloosh sees coming a mile off.
Nice uppercut lands for Laloosh. That snapped Yoshida's head back.
Yoshida moves forwards but Laloosh connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Yoshida misses with a low kick.
Laloosh feints a counter leg kick.
Laloosh circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Yoshida to the canvas! Yoshida doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Laloosh keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuke Laloosh!
Nuke Laloosh very nearly forgot to thank KAISER Nutrition - Q160 amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: CEC 533     
Date:   Aug 09, 2017
#R1#
A nice inside leg kick there by Sunuwar. That's going to slow Laloosh down.
Jab, jab by Sunuwar - just one landing. #CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Sunuwar lands with an overhand left.
Laloosh wants to clinch.#CL2#
Laloosh pushes Sunuwar up against the cage in a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Sunuwar.
Sunuwar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Laloosh jumps guard but Sunuwar stands there with Laloosh around his waist. Laloosh gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Laloosh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sunuwar blocks a body shot from Laloosh.
Sunuwar tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
Sunuwar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
Sunuwar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sunuwar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laloosh changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Sunuwar fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Sunuwar cracks the inside of Laloosh's front leg. #T1#
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sunuwar swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sunuwar has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hangar 18 in the buildup to the fight.
Sunuwar lands a jab.
Sunuwar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Laloosh is able to avoid easily.#CL2#
Laloosh pushes Sunuwar up against the cage in a clinch.
Sunuwar swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Sunuwar - that landed with a thud.
Laloosh is working for takedown but Sunuwar is calmly controlling the position for now.
Aatish Sunuwar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sunuwar.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laloosh is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Sunuwar is defending well.
Sunuwar working aggressively here.
Laloosh has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Sunuwar after a bit of a struggle.
Laloosh scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sunuwar misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
A bit of stalling here from Laloosh. #T2#
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laloosh lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sunuwar backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Sunuwar stops a takedown attempt from Laloosh.
Sunuwar prevents the takedown attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laloosh lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sunuwar backwards.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sunuwar gets through Laloosh's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sunuwar.
Sunuwar throws a head punch that misses.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sunuwar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Sunuwar.
A short right from Sunuwar.
Laloosh lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Laloosh tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sunuwar's elbow.
Sunuwar swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T3#
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Sunuwar. #BC2#
Laloosh pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Laloosh fails in his attempt to clinch.
Laloosh walks into a stiff left hand from Sunuwar.
Sunuwar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Laloosh.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A big left from Sunuwar misses.
Laloosh is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Sunuwar throws a low kick but Laloosh avoids it.
Laloosh looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Laloosh tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sunuwar appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Laloosh throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sunuwar lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Laloosh tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sunuwar scores with a punch to the head.
Laloosh moves in looking to clinch but Sunuwar pushes him off.
Sunuwar fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Laloosh wants to clinch but Sunuwar slips to the side
and Sunuwar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laloosh slips a jab from Sunuwar.
Sunuwar moves away from the strike by Laloosh.
Sunuwar bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#CL2#
Laloosh fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sunuwar, pushing him back against the cage.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Laloosh lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sunuwar scores with a shoulder strike.
Sunuwar lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sunuwar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sunuwar gets through Laloosh's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sunuwar.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sunuwar misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laloosh scores with a shoulder strike.
Laloosh can't find room to land a body shot as Sunuwar controls the action.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Sunuwar.
Laloosh misses with a punch to the body.
Sunuwar tries to throw a body punch but Laloosh avoids it by throwing Sunuwar back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aatish Sunuwar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Laloosh slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Laloosh tries to clinch up.
Laloosh throws a shot from downtown. Sunuwar moves away and avoids it.
Laloosh connects with a leg kick. Sunuwar looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Laloosh tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Sunuwar scores with a jab to the jaw.
A big left from Laloosh misses.
Sunuwar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Laloosh can do to turn this around?
Sunuwar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Laloosh misses with a low kick.
Sunuwar closes the distance looking to clinch
and Laloosh connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Laloosh gets tackled into the cage by Sunuwar. Sunuwar maintains the clinch.
Laloosh softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#TD2#
Laloosh decides to pull guard.
Our spies down at at Double XX inform us that Laloosh has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sunuwar would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #T1##SUB2#
Laloosh is looking for a triangle but Sunuwar pushes his legs off easily.
Laloosh is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Laloosh has a closed guard, preventing Sunuwar from standing up.
Sunuwar looking to pass the guard.
Laloosh trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB2#
Laloosh has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Sunuwar can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Sunuwar lands with a kick to the temple. Laloosh shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Laloosh swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sunuwar.
Laloosh walks into a jab.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Sunuwar keeps it at a distance.#KD#
Sunuwar lands a big head kick that sends Laloosh tumbling to the mat! Sunuwar takes a step backwards and waves Laloosh back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!
Sunuwar lands an uppercut, right on the button! Laloosh tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Aatish Sunuwar!
Aatish Sunuwar spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: CEC 526     
Date:   Jul 09, 2017
#R1#
Laloosh displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #CUT#
It looks like Aleksandar Kamenov has been cut.
Laloosh scores with a hook.
Laloosh connects with a right hand. Kamenov shakes it off.
Kamenov uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laloosh.
Laloosh fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kamenov avoids it really well and circles away.
Kamenov feints a counter leg kick.
Laloosh thows a leg kick but Kamenov checks it
letting Kamenov counter with a right hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Nice uppercut there from Laloosh.
Kamenov throws a head kick that misses.
Laloosh uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kamenov.
Laloosh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kamenov ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kamenov walks into a jab.
Laloosh misses with a takedown
and Kamenov counters with a nice kick to the body.
Laloosh has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#T1#
Laloosh doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Kamenov to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Laloosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Laloosh scores with a nice head shot.
Kamenov throws the left hand but Laloosh avoids the punch easily.
Laloosh fails to land the takedown.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Kamenov.
Laloosh scores with a sloppy right hand. Kamenov should have avoided that one.
Kamenov looks to throw the jab but Laloosh is out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Laloosh misses the target.
Laloosh scores with a push kick.
Laloosh slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kamenov throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kamenov looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Laloosh with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh throws a hook but Kamenov avoids it easily.
Kamenov throws out a counter right but Laloosh avoids it with no problem.
Kamenov looks to throw the jab but Laloosh is out of range.
Kamenov throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Laloosh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kamenov manages to avoid it.
Kamenov throws a half hearted mid kick.
Laloosh fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kamenov on the side of the head.
Laloosh catches Kamenov with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Laloosh swings widly with a right hand
and Kamenov counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Laloosh moves away from the strike by Kamenov.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown but Kamenov shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Laloosh shoots in but Kamenov avoids the takedown attempt easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kamenov! But no joy.
Laloosh throws a leg kick #KD2#
and Kamenov counters with a crisp right hand that drops Laloosh! Kamenov lets Laloosh back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#
Laloosh is rocked!#T3#
Laloosh throws a hook to the side of Kamenov's head but Kamenov sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Laloosh misses with a wild combination.
Laloosh misses with a two punch combination.
Kamenov doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Laloosh bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Laloosh is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Laloosh shoots and misses
and Kamenov counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT2#
Nuke Laloosh's cut is getting worse.
Laloosh throws a shot from downtown. Kamenov moves away and avoids it.
Kamenov throws a push kick but Laloosh slaps the foot to one side.
Kamenov wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Laloosh lands with a shot to the body.
Laloosh throws an off balance right hand
and Kamenov counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Laloosh is breathing heavily.
Kamenov throws a big shot that misses.#KD2#
Kamenov sends Laloosh crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Kamenov is motioning to the referee to let Laloosh up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Oh Laloosh is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kamenov misses with a head kick. #T4#
A head kick misses from Kamenov.
Laloosh is holding his hands too far apart here. Kamenov throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Laloosh is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Aleksandar Kamenov!
Aleksandar Kamenov thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: CEC 521     
Date:   Jun 14, 2017
#R1#
War scores with a nice head shot.
Laloosh checks a leg kick.
Laloosh throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Laloosh checks a leg kick.
It seemed like Laloosh was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Laloosh lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but War circles away quickly and effectively.
War doesn't manage to clinch there - Laloosh circles away.
Laloosh lunges at War with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by War's hand.
Laloosh needs to keep his hands up - War had a free shot at his head there.
War takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
War moves out of range as Laloosh strikes.
Holy War seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laloosh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. War sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Laloosh throws a jab but it's blocked by War.
Laloosh moves away from the strike by War.
Laloosh throws a low kick, looking for War's leg but War calmly moves out of range.
War feinted there with a counter leg kick.
War fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Laloosh on the side of the head.
Laloosh displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as War throws out the jab.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Laloosh has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laloosh throws a shot from downtown. War moves away and avoids it.
War takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Laloosh is looking to land body kicks.
War throws a leg kick which misses Laloosh's front leg but catches the back leg as Laloosh tries to avoid it. #T1#
War ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
A nice leg kick lands there from War.
A swing and a miss from Laloosh.
Laloosh takes a kick to the side of the head.#CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh checks a low kick from War.
Laloosh jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Laloosh misses with a straight right.
War walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Laloosh checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Laloosh tries a quick counter leg kick but War is wise to it.#CL2#
Laloosh clinches.
War tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
Laloosh lands a left hand that snaps the head of War backwards.
War fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
War lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
War struggles to land a body shot inside as Laloosh controls his hands.
War tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, War creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
War misses with a hook from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
War misses with a hook to the ribs.
Laloosh blocking some punches. #T2#
Laloosh tries to work over War's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
War prevents a body shot from Laloosh.
War lands on the inside with an uppercut.
War tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
War being controlled against the cage.
War scores with a shot to the side of Laloosh's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for War.
A head punch on the inside from War fails to land.
War misses with a short punch on the inside.
War tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
War lands a left hand that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
A head punch on the inside from War fails to land.
War blocking some punches.
Laloosh lands a hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Laloosh pushes War back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by War.
War blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
War lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Laloosh.#T3#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with the head strike.
War lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
War struggles to land a body shot inside as Laloosh controls his hands.
Laloosh lands a left hand that snaps the head of War backwards.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
War misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
War lands an elbow inside.
A short uppercut from War.
Laloosh tries to work over War's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
War has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
A short uppercut from Laloosh.
War has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
War pushes Laloosh back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Laloosh looks winded!
A short left from War.
Nice body punch from War - that landed with a thud.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
War landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A hook to the body from War. #T4#
War lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
War lands a hook to the side of the head.
War with an attempt at a knee that misses.
War working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A hook to the body from War.
War softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, War creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from War. #ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!
War blocks a body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh is still on wobbly legs! Can War finish him?
War lands a hook to the side of the head.
War blocks an uppercut.
War swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but War uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh seems to have recovered his senses.
Still in the clinch, Laloosh scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from War on the inside.
War lands a body shot.
War misses with a short punch on the inside.
War misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Holy War dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
War walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
War throws out a leg kick but Laloosh moves out of range and War only half commits.
A nice inside leg kick there by War. That's going to slow Laloosh down.
War moves out of range of the body kick from Laloosh.
War looks to score with a jab to the body but Laloosh is just out of range.
War throws a low kick but Laloosh avoids it.
War takes a swing at Laloosh's ribcage but misses.
War tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from War.
War chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Laloosh is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Laloosh misses with a looping left.
Laloosh throws a lazy right hand but War sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh is looking to slow War down with leg kicks.
Laloosh looks to land a right hand but War moved out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Laloosh checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
War tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Laloosh on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#T1#
Laloosh looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
War throws out a loose jab but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Laloosh takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
War ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh throws a shot from downtown. War moves away and avoids it.
Laloosh sizes up War with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
War connects with a right hand. Laloosh shakes it off.
War misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a looping left.
War is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Laloosh can do to turn this around?
Laloosh blocks a head kick by War.
Laloosh avoids the body shot from War.
War displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laloosh throws out the jab.
War takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
War misses with a low kick.
War sizes up Laloosh with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. #T2#
Laloosh dips to his left and cracks War with an uppercut!
Laloosh throws a hook but War blocks it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from War.
Laloosh looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
War slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Laloosh fakes a jab and throws a low kick but War checks it well.
Laloosh misses with a leg kick
and War makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
War uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Laloosh.
As Laloosh backs away, War returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
War checks a low kick from Laloosh.
An attempted straight right counter from War misses the target.
Good standup being displayed there by War as he connects with a hook.
Laloosh tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Laloosh.
War scores with the left hand. Laloosh knows he should have avoided that one.
Nice body punch from War.
War scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Laloosh walks straight into a right hand from War - that's dropped him! War jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Laloosh from any more punishment! Laloosh complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Holy War!
Holy War decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: VFA 11     
Date:   Apr 08, 2017
#R1##CL#
Laloosh pushes Rutten up against the cage in a clinch.
Rutten misses with some punches.
Rutten misses with a hook from the clinch.
Laloosh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rutten lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Rutten lands with a left to the head.
Rutten doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Laloosh takes a shot to the head.
Rutten misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC#
Laloosh breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Laloosh misses with a head kick.
Rutten steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Laloosh. That one must have hurt.
Rutten punishes Laloosh's body with a nice straight punch.
Rutten slips under a jab from Laloosh.
Rutten looks to throw the jab but Laloosh is out of range.
Laloosh is looking to counter punch.
Rutten takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laloosh throws a hook but Rutten blocks it.
Rutten moves forwards but Laloosh connects with a nice, crisp jab.#T1#
Laloosh takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Laloosh finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Rutten misses with a looping left.
Laloosh's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Laloosh duly obliges.
Laloosh takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Rutten throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A leg kick checked by Rutten.
Rutten takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rutten takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Rutten looks to throw the jab but Laloosh is out of range.
Laloosh moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Laloosh throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Laloosh throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Rutten connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laloosh misses with a looping right.#T2#
Rutten misses the jab.
Laloosh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rutten manages to avoid it.
Rutten misses with a wild body shot.
Laloosh throws a leg kick that misses.
A good leg kick by Laloosh.
Laloosh is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Laloosh scores with a decent looking hook.
Laloosh throws a looping overhand right but Rutten ducks down to avoid it.
Laloosh lands with a straight right. Rutten didn't see that one coming.
An inside leg kick lands from Laloosh.
Laloosh sizes up Rutten with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Laloosh scores with a leg kick.
Laloosh is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Laloosh keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rutten.
Laloosh swings for the body but Rutten moves out of range.
Rutten ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Laloosh moves away.
As Rutten backs away, Laloosh returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#T3#
Laloosh is looking to land body kicks.
Rutten appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Rutten looks to land a left hand but Laloosh moved out of range nicely.
Good leg kick by Laloosh there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Laloosh takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rutten swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laloosh throws an off balance right hand
letting Rutten counter with a right hand.
Laloosh throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rutten counters with a nice leg kick.
Rutten throws a leg kick
and Laloosh counters with a body kick that stops Rutten in his tracks momentarily.
Laloosh scores with a nice strike.
Laloosh lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Rutten scoring well with a low kick there.
Laloosh darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh tries to land a body kick
and Rutten counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh takes a shot right to the bread basket.#T4#
Laloosh throws a lazy right hand but Rutten sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rutten gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Laloosh is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Rutten ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a body kick.
Laloosh pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rutten swings for the body but Laloosh moves out of range.
Laloosh uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rutten has time to react.
Laloosh slips a straight right by Rutten.
Laloosh darts in and out, connecting with a jab. #CL2#
Rutten rushes Laloosh and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Rutten uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Laloosh breaks from the clinch.
Laloosh throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Jab from Laloosh.
Laloosh throws a lazy right hand but Rutten sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Laloosh looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Laloosh throws a leg kick
and Rutten counters with a straight right hand.
Nice defenses there by Rutten.
Laloosh looks to land a right hand but Rutten moved out of range.
Laloosh throws a looping overhand right but Rutten ducks down to avoid it.
Rutten is looking to land body kicks.
Rutten uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rutten on the side of the head.
Laloosh misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh looks to land a right hand but Rutten moved out of range.
Laloosh throws a hook but Rutten avoids it easily.
Laloosh feints and then cracks Rutten's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rutten down. #CL2#
Rutten has managed to clinch. #T1#
Laloosh working aggressively here.
Laloosh has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Rutten blocking some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Rutten as Laloosh tries to tie him up.
Rutten lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
Laloosh wants to stall.
Rutten digs a right hand underneath Laloosh's ribcage. Laloosh let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Rutten.
A right hand to the body from Laloosh.
Laloosh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rutten misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Laloosh is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rutten can do to turn this around?
Laloosh lands with a left to the head.
Rutten working aggressively here.
Rutten misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Rutten breaks from the clinch.
A clash of legs there as Laloosh blocks the low kick.#T2#
Laloosh throws a hook but Rutten avoids it easily.
Laloosh throws a leg kick but Rutten checks it.
Laloosh avoids a kick to the body.
Laloosh looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Laloosh rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rutten counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Laloosh throws a front kick aimed at Rutten's knee but Rutten avoids it well.
Laloosh blocks a jab.
Good leg kick by Rutten there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Laloosh's corner calls for a 1-2. Laloosh obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rutten throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Laloosh thows a leg kick but Rutten checks it
letting Rutten counter with a right hand.
Rutten slips a straight right by Laloosh.
Rutten tries to move into range but Laloosh moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Rutten misses with a hook. Laloosh ducked under it nicely.
Laloosh moves away from the strike by Rutten.
An attempted straight right counter from Laloosh misses the target.#T3#
Rutten scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Laloosh doesn't seem bothered though.
Rutten throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laloosh motions for Rutten to come forward. Laloosh throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rutten shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A telegraphed right hand from Laloosh misses the target.
Laloosh looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rutten moves out of range as Laloosh strikes.
Laloosh throws a hook but Rutten avoids it easily.
Rutten slips a jab from Laloosh.
A jab from Rutten does it's job there.
Rutten jabs Laloosh right on the nose. Laloosh blinks but takes it well.
Rutten lands a nice hook to Laloosh's body. Laloosh takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Laloosh throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.#T4#
Rutten uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Laloosh.
A nice side step and Rutten releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Rutten moves out of range as Laloosh throws a body kick.
Laloosh moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A cross from Rutten lands.#ROC2#
Laloosh is rocked!
Rutten missing with a left hand there. Laloosh was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Laloosh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rutten.
Laloosh throws a right and a left that Rutten avoids nicely.
Laloosh lands with an overhand left.
Laloosh moves to clinch but Rutten breaks away
and Rutten counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Rutten throws a hook but Laloosh avoids it easily.
Laloosh takes a swing at Rutten's ribcage but misses.
Rutten throws a counter combo.
Rutten fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Handsome Rutten will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R3#
Rutten tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Laloosh throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Rutten counters with a nice uppercut.
Laloosh fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rutten lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A low kick from Laloosh misses
and Rutten counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh connects with a leg kick. Rutten looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Laloosh misses the shot to the body.
Rutten let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Laloosh lands with a right hand.
Laloosh throws a lazy uppercut #KD2#
and Rutten counters with a nice right hand that sends Laloosh toppling to the canvas! Laloosh scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Rutten finish him?!
Oh Laloosh is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh throws an overhand right that lands on Rutten's shoulder, as Rutten tries to avoid the shot.
Laloosh rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rutten scores with a counter punch that sends Laloosh to the canvas! Rutten smells blood - he's punishing Laloosh with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Laloosh has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Handsome Rutten!
Handsome Rutten is the new light heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Handsome Rutten, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: VFA 6     
Date:   Mar 04, 2017
#R1#
Laloosh looks to land a combination. James sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.#CUT#
It looks like Tyson James has been cut.
James fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laloosh manages to avoid it.
Laloosh looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Some bone on bone action there as James checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A little jabbing left from James on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Decent striking displayed by James there.#CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh throws an overhand right that lands on James's shoulder, as James tries to avoid the shot.
James misses with a wild body shot. #CL2#
James clinches with his opponent. #BC#
Laloosh breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Laloosh misses with a looping right.
Laloosh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by James.
Laloosh dodges the punch combination from James.
James throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laloosh dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on James. That did some damage!
Laloosh fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laloosh takes a shot right to the bread basket.
James scores with a jab to the jaw.
James smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Laloosh goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
James tries to clinch up but Laloosh circles away and keeps his distance.#T1#
Laloosh uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#CL#
Laloosh moves into the clinch successfully.
James wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Laloosh has him pressed against the cage.
James pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Laloosh.
James prevents a body shot from Laloosh.
A head punch on the inside from Laloosh fails to land.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with James's elbow.
James tries to pull guard but Laloosh holds him up against the cage and eventually James drops back down to his feet.
A hook to the body from Laloosh.
Laloosh can't find room to land a body shot as James controls the action. #BC#
Laloosh breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
James takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sloppy strikes from James. Those never looked like landing.
Laloosh missing with a left hand there. James was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Laloosh scores with a shot to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Laloosh, as that shot connected. #T2#
James with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Laloosh misses the target.
James now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Laloosh throws a front kick aimed at James's knee but James avoids it well.
James throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Laloosh slips a jab from James.
James swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Laloosh. That's going to slow James down.
Laloosh rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but James moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
James has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Laloosh blocks a head kick by James. #CL2#
James moves into the clinch.
James trying to control the position but instead, Laloosh has worked for underhooks and has pushed James into the cage.
James tries to pull guard but Laloosh forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by James.
James is trying to break free.
James is trying to push Laloosh away but Laloosh has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
James misses with a body punch. #T3#
A nice left hand lands by James.
James tries to score a body lock takedown but Laloosh shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyson James.
James tries to work over Laloosh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
James is struggling to control the position.
Laloosh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
James lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Laloosh lands a nice uppercut.
James blocks an uppercut.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
James tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by James.
Laloosh digs a right hand underneath James's ribcage. James let out a lung full of air as it connected.#BC2#
James's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
James tries to close the distance and clinch but Laloosh swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Laloosh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
James punishes Laloosh's body with a nice straight punch.
James walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#CUT#
That has opened up Tyson James's cut even more.
Tyson James seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laloosh swats away the attempt to clinch by James.#T4#
James tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from James.
This has been an exciting period of action!
James slips under a jab from Laloosh.
Laloosh's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Laloosh duly obliges.
James misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Laloosh was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Laloosh uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from James.
James moves out of range of the strikes.
James is trying to counter with his kicks.
James tries to clinch but Laloosh moves away
and Laloosh counters with a low kick, right behind James 's knee.
James tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Laloosh paws at him with a jab and circles away.
James tries to land a front kick but Laloosh steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
James fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laloosh manages to avoid it.
James scores with a nice head shot.
Laloosh takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laloosh. James does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laloosh takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fighters circling - James throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It looked like Laloosh wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A left and a right from James both land. Nice combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Laloosh takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Laloosh fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
James gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab from James finds it's way through Laloosh's defenses.
A big right from Laloosh misses.
Laloosh connects with an inside leg kick.
Laloosh staying out of range there.
James scores with a hook.
An inside leg kick lands from Laloosh.
James staying out of range there.
James moves away from the strike by Laloosh.
James tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from James.
Laloosh lands a slapping body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh throws a hook to the side of James's head but James sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
James looks to score with a jab to the body but Laloosh is just out of range.
Laloosh appears to be looking for a big counter.
Laloosh scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#T1#
James fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
James lands a front kick.
James misses with a hook. Laloosh ducked under it nicely.
Laloosh swings for the body but James moves out of range.
Laloosh waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract James.
A countering left hand to the body from James misses.#CL2#
James drives through and clinches with Laloosh against the cage.
James pushes off an throws an elbow but Laloosh leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Laloosh prevents the takedown attempt.
Laloosh on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
James is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Laloosh is defending well for now.
James's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Laloosh pushes James back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of James backwards.
Laloosh misses with a short punch on the inside.
James wants a takedown but no success here.
James tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyson James.
A head punch blocked on the inside by James. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laloosh presses James against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Laloosh keeps the fight in the clinch, despite James's efforts to push away.
James tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
With the fighters up against the cage, James throws an elbow but misses.
Laloosh blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A short uppercut from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a punch to the body. #TD2#
James manages to pull guard.
James is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
James is breathing heavily.
James being controlled here, momentarily.
Laloosh slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#T3#
James tries to bench press Laloosh off him but Laloosh keeps the position.
Laloosh controls the position.
Laloosh is looking to take a break and control but James is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Laloosh is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because James is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Laloosh taking a breather here.
James sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#SUB2#
James is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Laloosh pulls his head out easily.
Laloosh trying to control the pace.
Laloosh seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but James does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
James looks to throw a body kick
and Laloosh cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Laloosh's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
James tests Laloosh's chin there with a solid looking shot.
No joy there for James, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
James getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
James checks a leg kick nicely.
An inside leg kick from James misses.
Laloosh walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. James checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Laloosh misses with a looping left.
James moves to clinch but Laloosh breaks away
and Laloosh counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh scores with a nice right hand. #CUT#
The cut above Tyson James's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Laloosh sizes up James with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
James throws a right hand that misses
and Laloosh counters with an inside leg kick.
James's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Laloosh throws a body punch but James moves out of range.
Laloosh takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laloosh uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before James has time to react.
James avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
James throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Laloosh sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Laloosh half committed to a counter leg kick.#T1#
James throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice uppercut there from James.
Laloosh takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Laloosh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from James.
James lunges at Laloosh with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Laloosh's hand.
James on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
James fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Laloosh swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Laloosh misses with a few strikes there.
Laloosh feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to James's calf.
James connects with a body shot.
James checks a leg kick.
James lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big left from Laloosh misses.
Laloosh lands a nice looking body shot.
James takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Laloosh feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to James's calf.
Nuke Laloosh is winning the standup battle so far.#T2#
Laloosh moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
James fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Laloosh looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
James scores with a shot to the body.
Laloosh throws a hook but James avoids it easily.
James throws a body shot but no joy.
James is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Laloosh rather than just go for the knockout.
Laloosh takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A big right from Laloosh misses.
Laloosh walks forward, straight into a front kick from James.
James misses with a series of wild punches.
Laloosh lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Laloosh walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. James checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
James goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A jab from James misses.
Laloosh throws a big counter combination but James scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#T3#
James swings and misses with a hook to the body.
James tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from James.
Nice uppercut there from Laloosh.
Laloosh circles away from the clinch attempt.
James tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Laloosh lands a nice hook to James's body. James takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A nice leg kick lands there from James.
Laloosh throws a leg kick which misses James's front leg but catches the back leg as James tries to avoid it.
Laloosh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
James connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nice cross by Laloosh.#CUT#
Tyson James's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
James throws a sloppy head kick
and Laloosh counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Laloosh throws a lazy right hand but James sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Laloosh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but James was well out of range. Poor timing from Laloosh.
Laloosh works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
James misses with a body kick. #T4#
Laloosh throws out a loose jab but James uses good head movement to avoid it.
James misses the shot to the body.
James throws a body shot but no joy.
James takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
James tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Laloosh counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A combination from Laloosh does no damage.
Laloosh slips a jab and a cross from James.
James takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
An inside leg kick lands from James.
James tries to close the distance and clinch up but Laloosh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
James ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Laloosh moves away.
A lazy left from Laloosh finds it's target.
Tyson James has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
James keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Laloosh.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nuke Laloosh showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Laloosh has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nuke Laloosh!

Nuke Laloosh is the new light heavyweight champion!
A less than humble Nuke Laloosh misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: VFA Wednesday Fights 2     
Date:   Feb 15, 2017
#R1#
Laloosh tries to land a front kick but Bathory steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bathory doesn't manage to clinch there - Laloosh circles away.
Laloosh throws a lazy right hand but Bathory sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bathory has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Laloosh throws a leg kick but Bathory checks it. #CL2#
Bathory moves into the clinch successfully. #BC#
Laloosh breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Laloosh lands an overhand right.#CUT#
It looks like Arzlan Bathory has been cut.
Bathory uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh dips to his left and cracks Bathory with an uppercut!
Laloosh feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bathory's calf.#CL2#
Bathory forces Laloosh back against the cage and clinches.
Laloosh dodges an elbow strike from Bathory.
Laloosh misses with some punches.
Bathory scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
Laloosh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh. #T1#
Bathory throws an elbow but it misses.
Bathory misses with some punches.
Laloosh tries to work over Bathory's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bathory works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #BC#
Laloosh breaks the clinch.
Laloosh looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bathory on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Laloosh takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bathory lands a jab to Laloosh's midsection.
Bathory ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh throws a big shot that misses.
Laloosh paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bathory tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Laloosh paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Laloosh fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bathory checks it well. #CL2#
Bathory closes the distance and clinches.
Laloosh digs a right hand underneath Bathory's ribcage. Bathory let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T2#
Laloosh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Laloosh.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bathory lands a left hand that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bathory.
Bathory working aggressively here.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Laloosh.
Bathory cracks Laloosh with a nice body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bathory.
Bathory throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Laloosh blocks it with crossed arms.
Bathory throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Laloosh blocks it with crossed arms.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Laloosh.
Bathory misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by Bathory. #T3#
Bathory tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Laloosh dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Laloosh avoids a wild elbow strike from Bathory.
Laloosh struggles to land a body shot inside as Bathory controls his hands.
Laloosh lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Laloosh. #BC#
Laloosh pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bathory on the wrong end of a nice jab.#ROC#
Bathory is rocked!
Laloosh finds Bathory's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Bathory flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Laloosh lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Bathory will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nuke Laloosh!
Nuke Laloosh decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

 

Event: Highland Games 218     
Date:   Nov 13, 2016
#R1#
Nice body punch from Pete.
Laloosh takes one to the chin there.#CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Pete misses with a body kick.
Laloosh fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pete stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Laloosh throws a lazy uppercut
letting Pete counter with a right hand.
Laloosh avoids the head kick by Pete.
Pete fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pete takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Laloosh. That's going to slow Pete down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pete blocks a leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Pete lands an impressive looking overhand right. Laloosh doesn't seem phased though.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Laloosh lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Laloosh misses with a lunging right hand
and Pete counters with a body kick that stops Laloosh in his tracks momentarily. #T1#
The fighters circling - Laloosh throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Laloosh tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pete manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pete wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pete checks the leg kick.
Pete feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Laloosh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pete.
We've been told by Pete's head coaches at LOD-Guts & Glory Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Laloosh thumps Pete with a low kick.
Pete lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pete connects with a solid leg kick.
Pete looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laloosh throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pete.
Pete connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Laloosh throws a sloppy head kick and Pete moves out of range easily.
Pete swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Laloosh shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pete tried to counter with a leg kick but Laloosh avoided it.#T2#
Pete throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Laloosh throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Pete counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pete fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice shot by Pete.
Pete uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laloosh.
Laloosh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pete blocks a head kick by Laloosh.
Pete scores with a kick to the body.
Laloosh defending well as Pete loads up on a big left hand.
Laloosh throws a lazy right hand but Pete sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Laloosh lands with a hook. Pete tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pete comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Laloosh tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T3#
Laloosh throws a leg kick but Pete checks it.
Pete fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Laloosh has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pete moves out of range as Laloosh throws a body kick.
Laloosh throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Laloosh throws a leg kick but Pete sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pete swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pete tests Laloosh's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Laloosh moves out of range of the body kick from Pete.
Laloosh's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pete under the eye.
Pete lands a brutal head kick. Laloosh looks out on his feet and Pete throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Texas Pete!
A victorious Texas Pete thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Highland Games 215     
Date:   Oct 16, 2016
#R1#
Theodorou displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laloosh throws out the jab.
Theodorou gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Laloosh to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT#
It looks like Jake Theodorou has been cut.#TD2#
Theodorou shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Laloosh tries to roll over but Theodorou keeps him under control.
Laloosh is trying to control but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Theodorou throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Laloosh has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Laloosh trying to control from the bottom.
Theodorou lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Theodorou is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Theodorou thows a huge punch but Laloosh dodges it nicely. #T1#
Laloosh preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Theodorou lands strikes from half guard.
Theodorou not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Laloosh is looking to improve his position.
Theodorou sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Laloosh defending well though.
Theodorou looks to land a strike but Laloosh avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Theodorou throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Laloosh works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Laloosh wants to sweep here but Theodorou controlling him for the moment.
Theodorou keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Laloosh's head.
Theodorou with a flurry of punches that miss.
Theodorou preventing the sweep.
Laloosh will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T2#
Laloosh keeping moving, preventing Theodorou from controlling successfully.
Laloosh is pulling down on Theodorou's head. It's preventing any offense from Theodorou, at least for the moment.
Laloosh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Theodorou is working Laloosh over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Theodorou is looking to work some ground and pound but Laloosh has wrist control.
Theodorou throwing strikes but missing.
Theodorou wants to control from the top but Laloosh keeps moving.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Theodorou accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Theodorou throws a big elbow that misses. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Theodorou misses with a takedown
and Laloosh counters with a body kick that stops Theodorou in his tracks momentarily.
Theodorou with a lazy takedown attempt
and Laloosh counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Theodorou.
Theodorou with a poor takedown
and Laloosh counters with an inside leg kick.
Theodorou looks winded!
Theodorou is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Laloosh.
Theodorou steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Laloosh.
Theodorou misses with a left hand
enabling Laloosh to counter with a crisp jab.
Theodorou gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Laloosh to counter with a crisp jab. #CL#
Laloosh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #T4#
Laloosh is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Theodorou is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Laloosh gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#CUT#
That has opened up Jake Theodorou's cut even more.
Theodorou blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Theodorou tries for a takedown. No joy.
Laloosh scores with a hook to the body.
Theodorou wants a takedown but no success here.
Laloosh lands a hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh working aggressively here.
A hook to the body from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jake Theodorou's cut.
That's time! Laloosh's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Laloosh cracks Theodorou with a right hand to the side of the head.
Theodorou with a lazy takedown attempt
and Laloosh cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Theodorou will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Laloosh moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#CUT#
The cut above Jake Theodorou's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Laloosh digs a good body shot into Theodorou's ribs.
Theodorou shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Laloosh sprawls well. Laloosh wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Theodorou gets slowly back to his feet.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Theodorou.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A clash of legs there as Theodorou blocks the low kick.
Theodorou drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Laloosh defends it well.
Jake Theodorou seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horrible takedown attempt by Theodorou or perhaps it was just good defense by Laloosh, which made it look bad. #T1#
Laloosh throws a wild body kick that Theodorou sees coming a mile off.
Theodorou drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Laloosh defends it well.
Laloosh is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Laloosh misses with a hook to the body #TD2#
and Theodorou counters with a nice double leg into side control. Laloosh won't be happy with that.
Theodorou working the head and body with strikes.
Laloosh is trying to improve his position.
Theodorou in the domination position with Laloosh hanging on.
Laloosh is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Theodorou can do to turn this around?
Laloosh is looking for a sweep.
Laloosh wants to control but Theodorou postures up.
Laloosh manages to work his way to half guard, despite Theodorou's best efforts.
Theodorou looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Theodorou throwing shots but Laloosh is blocking nicely. #T2#
Laloosh is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Theodorou's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Theodorou's back!
Theodorou has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Theodorou is trying to break free.
Theodorou manages to reverse the position and now he's in Laloosh's guard. Nice work there by Theodorou.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Theodorou cracks Laloosh with a solid left hand.
Laloosh wants to sweep but no luck.
Laloosh lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Laloosh engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Laloosh has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Theodorou tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T3#
Theodorou is still trying to improve position.
Laloosh slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Theodorou keeping full guard, as Laloosh tries to pass.
Laloosh slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Theodorou seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Theodorou tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Laloosh sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laloosh forces his way into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jake Theodorou's cut.
That's time! Laloosh's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R3#
Laloosh lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Theodorou shoots in and drives through. Laloosh sprawls well.
Theodorou shoots in looking for a takedown but Laloosh manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Theodorou's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Theodorou shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Laloosh as he jumps to the side.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Theodorou.
Laloosh throws a body punch but Theodorou moves out of range.
Theodorou feints the counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Theodorou dives in and grabs Laloosh's left leg, looking for a takedown. Laloosh pushes down on Theodorou's head and hops out.
Theodorou shoots in but Laloosh avoids the takedown attempt easily.#T1#
Theodorou misses with a takedown
and Laloosh counters with a thumping low kick.
Theodorou takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Theodorou shoots in but no luck this time.
Laloosh is looking to counter punch.
Laloosh pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Laloosh, right into the meat.
Laloosh throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Theodorou to counter with a crisp jab.
Laloosh connects with a right hand. Theodorou shakes it off.
Laloosh lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Laloosh. That's going to slow Theodorou down. #T2#
Theodorou doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Laloosh counter with a right hand.
Laloosh swings widly with a right hand
and Theodorou counters with a straight right hand.
Theodorou looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Theodorou looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Laloosh is fending him off so far but Theodorou persists. Nope, Laloosh circles away and we're back to standing.
Laloosh chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Horrible takedown attempt by Theodorou or perhaps it was just good defense by Laloosh, which made it look bad. #T3#
Theodorou takes one on the button.
Theodorou has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laloosh.
Theodorou fails with the takedown.
Laloosh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Theodorou was well out of range. Poor timing from Laloosh.#TD2#
Theodorou throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Laloosh tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Theodorou is in Laloosh's guard.
Jake Theodorou has got the better of the ground game so far.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Theodorou accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Laloosh looking for a sweep. Not yet Laloosh, not yet. #T4#
Laloosh is pulling down on Theodorou's head. It's preventing any offense from Theodorou, at least for the moment.
Theodorou postures up and lands a big shot to Laloosh's brow.
Theodorou is working Laloosh over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Theodorou cracks Laloosh with a solid left hand.
Theodorou with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Theodorou being controlled here momentarily.
Theodorou postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Theodorou prevents Laloosh from getting back to his feet.
Theodorou chips away with some ground and pound.#ROC2#
Laloosh is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Jake Theodorou's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R4#
Theodorou takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Theodorou tries for a takedown but Laloosh circles away easily
and Theodorou takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Theodorou's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#TD2#
Theodorou closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Laloosh tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Theodorou wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Laloosh taking a bit of punishment here - Theodorou scoring with strikes.
Laloosh takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Theodorou throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Theodorou in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Oh Laloosh is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Laloosh managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Theodorou.
Theodorou tries to score with some ground and pound. Laloosh controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Laloosh seems to have got his legs back now.#T1#
Theodorou cracks Laloosh with a big elbow.
The ground and pound from Theodorou seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Theodorou in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Laloosh looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Theodorou turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jake Theodorou! Jake Theodorou retains his light heavyweight title!
In his post fight interview, Jake Theodorou started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: Highland Games 213     
Date:   Oct 09, 2016
#R1#
Laloosh throws a shot from downtown. Unz moves away and avoids it.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Unz.
Unz with a lazy takedown attempt #CL#
and Laloosh counters by clinching up.
Unz is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Unz Unz.
Laloosh prevents the takedown attempt.
Laloosh lands a nice shot to the body.
Unz is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Laloosh to keep the fight standing.
Unz is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh stops a takedown attempt from Unz.
Laloosh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Laloosh has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Unz is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Laloosh gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Laloosh lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Unz is trying to pull guard but Laloosh turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Laloosh is leaning against Unz and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Unz looks winded!#T1#
Laloosh digs a right hand underneath Unz's ribcage. Unz let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Unz takes a shot to the head.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Good body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a nice shot to the body.
Laloosh is struggling to control the position.
Unz tries to score a body lock takedown but Laloosh shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A body shot lands from Laloosh.
A left hand lands to the body for Laloosh.
A nice left hand lands by Laloosh.
Laloosh lands with a short shot to the head.
Laloosh pushes Unz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh pushes Unz back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short body shot lands from Laloosh as the two fighters clinch.
Laloosh creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Unz with a big uppercut! Unz tries to clinch up but Laloosh pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Unz to the mat! Unz covers up and Laloosh unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Nuke Laloosh!
A very excited looking Nuke Laloosh made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Highland Games 210     
Date:   Sep 29, 2016
#R1#
Fretwell goes for a double leg but Laloosh avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Laloosh continues to drive forward.
Fretwell scores with a push kick.
Laloosh goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fretwell lands with a right hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Fretwell throws a poor cross that misses
and Laloosh counters with a solid body kick.
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Fretwell is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Fretwell keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Laloosh connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Laloosh thuds a left hand into Fretwell's body.
Fretwell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fretwell stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fretwell fails with the takedown.#T1#
Fretwell throws a big shot that misses.#CL2#
Laloosh gets tackled into the cage by Fretwell. Fretwell maintains the clinch.
Laloosh lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fretwell backwards.
Laloosh lands with a left to the head.
Fretwell told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Laloosh.
Fretwell is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lyle Fretwell.
Laloosh misses with a punch on the inside.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Fretwell wants a takedown.
Fretwell's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Laloosh has Fretwell pressed against the cage, preventing Fretwell from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Fretwell obliges.
A nice left hand lands by Fretwell.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fretwell swings away with an uppercut that misses.
I was talking to Laloosh's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Fretwell.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fretwell's elbow. #T2#
Laloosh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Still in the clinch, Laloosh scores with a nice short uppercut.
Laloosh misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fretwell.
Fretwell tries for a takedown but Laloosh manages to get underhooks.
Laloosh is working Fretwell over against the cage.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fretwell's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Laloosh. #BC2#
Fretwell manages to break the clinch.
Laloosh buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fretwell goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fretwell takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fretwell checks the leg kick.
Laloosh scores with a decent looking hook.#ROC#
Fretwell is rocked!
Fretwell switches off momentarily and Laloosh cracks him with a monster right hand! Fretwell topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Laloosh dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Laloosh!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nuke Laloosh!
During a confident post fight interview, Nuke Laloosh thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Highland Games 205     
Date:   Sep 11, 2016
#R1#
Theodorou changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Laloosh tries to avoid it but Theodorou manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Laloosh to the ground. Laloosh escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Theodorou shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Laloosh pinned against the cage. Laloosh gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Laloosh! But no joy.
Theodorou shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jake Theodorou. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck for Theodorou with that takedown attempt.
Theodorou shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #CL2#
and Laloosh counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh lands a right hand.
Laloosh digs a right hand underneath Theodorou's ribcage. Theodorou let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Theodorou tries to score a body lock takedown but Laloosh shows good agility there to stay on his feet.#T1#
Theodorou tries for a takedown. No joy.
A nice left hand lands by Laloosh.
Theodorou is looking to take this one to the mat.
Laloosh misses with some punches.
Laloosh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh is struggling to control the position.
Laloosh pushes Theodorou back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Laloosh scores with a shot to the side of Theodorou's head.
The referee calls for Laloosh to work.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Theodorou.
Laloosh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Theodorou changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Laloosh fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Theodorou misses with a takedown attempt - Laloosh sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#T2#
Theodorou on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Laloosh lands a leg kick that knocks Theodorou off balance momentarily.
Nice takedown defense from Laloosh. No joy for Theodorou on that attempt.
Theodorou dives in for a single leg takedown but Laloosh sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Theodorou connects with the punch.
Laloosh stuffs the takedown attempt from Theodorou. Theodorou gets slowly back to his feet.
Theodorou sets himself, and Laloosh steps forward looking for the clinch! Theodorou avoids it this time.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Theodorou takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T3#
Laloosh misses with a low kick.#TD#
Theodorou decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Theodorou thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Laloosh's head.
Theodorou throwing shots but Laloosh is blocking nicely.
Laloosh tries to get to full guard but Theodorou has control of the leg.
Laloosh wants to control but Theodorou is keeping busy.
Laloosh is trying to get back to full guard.
Theodorou has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Theodorou missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Laloosh has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.#T4#
Laloosh controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Theodorou working over Laloosh with some ground and pound. Laloosh looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Theodorou throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Theodorou thows a huge punch but Laloosh dodges it nicely.
Theodorou missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Laloosh has hold of Theodorou's hands but Theodorou slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Theodorou thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Theodorou looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Laloosh with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Laloosh controlling the position well.
The fighters are battling for position here. Laloosh manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##TD#
Theodorou bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Theodorou wants to control but Laloosh is keeping him busy.
Theodorou lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Laloosh down. #CUT#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Theodorou in side control, throwing shots but Laloosh defends.
Laloosh tries to buck Theodorou off but Theodorou is having none of it.
Theodorou is working Laloosh over with some ground and pound from side control.
Theodorou throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Theodorou is trying to ground and pound but Laloosh uses the momentary lack of control by Theodorou to regain half guard.
Laloosh is trying to control but Theodorou manages to pass to mount!
Theodorou throws some wild stikes that Laloosh manages to avoid easily.
Theodorou lands a nice shot to the head. #ROC#
Laloosh is rocked!#T1#
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Theodorou! Laloosh is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jake Theodorou!
In his post fight interview, Jake Theodorou started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: Highland Games 198     
Date:   Aug 07, 2016
#R1#
Laloosh walks into a jab.#CL2#
Craig closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Laloosh scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Craig's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Laloosh avoids a wild elbow strike from Craig.
A nice left hand lands by Laloosh.
Craig works on Laloosh's body with a couple of short punches.
Craig lands a body punch in the clinch.
Craig lands with a short shot to the head.
Craig blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Craig swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Craig uses good head movement to avoid it.
Craig lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh lands a right hand that snaps the head of Craig backwards.
Craig misses with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Craig misses with some punches.
Laloosh working aggressively here.
A short right from Laloosh on the inside.
Craig blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Laloosh lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Laloosh tries to work over Craig's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Craig scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Craig creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A short body shot lands from Laloosh as the two fighters clinch.
Laloosh lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Laloosh lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike.
Laloosh cracks Craig with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Craig fails to land.
Craig pushes Laloosh back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
I was talking to Laloosh's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A short left from Laloosh.
Craig tries to work over Laloosh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Laloosh lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh blocks the elbow strike.
Laloosh blocks an elbow strike.
Laloosh misses with some punches.
Craig tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
Craig misses with a short punch on the inside.
Craig swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Craig goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T2#
Craig misses with some punches.
Craig tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Craig can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Craig throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Craig uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short body shot lands from Laloosh as the two fighters clinch.
Laloosh works on Craig's body with a couple of short punches.
Craig looks winded!
Laloosh lands with a right to the head.
Craig misses with some punches.
Craig misses with a punch on the inside.
Craig looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Craig fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh tries a body shot but Craig blocks it.
Craig prevents a body shot from Laloosh.
A right hook to the body lands for Craig.
Craig has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short left from Craig.
Laloosh misses with a body punch. #T3#
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Laloosh lands a right hand.
Craig throws an elbow but it misses.
Laloosh can't find room to land a body shot as Craig controls the action.
Craig working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Craig can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Craig lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Craig blocks a body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Craig's elbow.
Laloosh works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Craig throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Craig lands a hook that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Laloosh creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Craig.
Craig can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Craig.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT2#
It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.#T4#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by Craig.
Laloosh lands with a light punch inside.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Craig just misses with a elbow thrown towards Laloosh's brow.
Craig has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Craig.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by Craig.
Laloosh working aggressively here.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Craig.
Craig swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Craig.
Craig misses with a hook from the clinch.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Craig lands an uppercut.
Craig lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Craig.
Laloosh misses with some punches.
Craig presses Laloosh against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Craig tries to throw a body punch but Laloosh avoids it by throwing Craig back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Craig works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Laloosh.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Craig! But no joy.#TD2#
Craig shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Craig sitting in guard here, content to control. #SU2#
Craig stands up and waves to Laloosh to follow him.
Laloosh scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A jab from Laloosh misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Craig throws a series of punches but Laloosh avoids them all with ease.
Laloosh gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Craig.
Laloosh tries to score with a low kick but Craig moves his leg out of the way.
Craig appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Laloosh loads up on a big right hand but Craig slips the punch.
Craig misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh. #T1#
Laloosh tries to land a leg kick but Craig saw it coming and moves away.
Laloosh lands a nice shot that snaps Craig's head back.
A jab from Craig misses. #TD2#
Laloosh gets caught flat footed, as Craig shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Craig missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Laloosh keeping full guard, as Craig tries to pass.
Laloosh manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Craig manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Our spies down at at England Fight Club MMA inform us that Craig has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Craig looking for a sweep. Not yet Craig, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Laloosh tries to stand but Craig is controlling from the bottom. #T2#
Craig wants to sweep but no luck.
Laloosh has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Craig had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Laloosh defends it easily.#SUB2#
Craig is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Laloosh looking to pass the guard.
Craig wants to improve his position but instead Laloosh has moved into half guard.
Craig is looking to control Laloosh's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Craig avoid being mounted?#T3#
Laloosh is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Laloosh would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Laloosh is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Laloosh passes Craig's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Craig trying to control from the bottom.
Craig is looking for a sweep. Laloosh is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Laloosh is taking a breather. Craig says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Craig tries to kick Laloosh off in order to stand up. Laloosh Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control. #T4#
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Craig is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Laloosh's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Laloosh is looking to advance position but Craig won't allow it.
Laloosh seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Craig pushes Laloosh off looking to stand but Laloosh dives back in and keeps control. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jimmie Craig will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Nuke Laloosh's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Craig ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A head kick misses from Craig. #CL2#
Laloosh tries to keep at a distance but Craig has taken the fight into the clinch.
Laloosh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Craig tries to throw a body punch but Laloosh avoids it by throwing Craig back against the cage.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Laloosh lands a body punch.
Craig goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Laloosh creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Craig misses with a hook to the ribs.
Craig swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Craig fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Craig looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Laloosh digs a right hand into Craig's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Craig's gas tank.
Craig tries to work over Laloosh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Craig looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Laloosh gets through Craig's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh misses with a punch on the inside. #T1#
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Laloosh lands with a left to the head.
Craig cracks Laloosh with a nice body shot.
Craig misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Craig just misses with a elbow thrown towards Laloosh's brow.
Craig tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laloosh blocks a body shot from Craig.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Laloosh lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Craig misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Laloosh blocks the elbow strike.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Nuke Laloosh has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Craig misses with some punches.
Craig tries to throw a body punch but Laloosh avoids it by throwing Craig back against the cage.
Craig works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Craig blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Craig working aggressively here.
Craig misses with some punches.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by Craig. #T2#
Craig working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Laloosh fails to land.
Craig throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Craig swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Craig's elbow.
Craig tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Craig blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Craig misses with the head strike.
Craig doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hook to the body lands for Laloosh.
Good body shot from Craig.
Craig tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laloosh is working Craig over against the cage.
Craig takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Laloosh scores with a nice hook to the head.
Laloosh is leaning against Craig and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Craig tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh can't find room to land a body shot as Craig controls the action.
Craig misses with the head strike.
Craig misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh lands a shot to the body.
Laloosh working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Laloosh.
Laloosh pushes Craig back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Craig throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a left hand.
Laloosh lands an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Craig backwards.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Laloosh throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from Laloosh on the inside.
Laloosh lands a hook that snaps the head of Craig backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laloosh lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Laloosh dodges an elbow strike from Craig. #T4#
Laloosh tries a body shot but Craig blocks it.
Craig scores with a hook to the body.
Laloosh blocks the elbow strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Craig.
Laloosh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Laloosh.
Laloosh lands on the inside with an uppercut. #ROC#
Craig is rocked!
Laloosh lands a nice uppercut.
Craig is still on wobbly legs! Can Laloosh finish him?
Laloosh lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Craig backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Laloosh.
Laloosh unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Craig! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Laloosh is unloading with more strikes now! Craig drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuke Laloosh!
Nuke Laloosh thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Highland Games 192     
Date:   Jul 17, 2016
#R1#
Gracie tries for a takedown but Laloosh circles away easily
and Laloosh counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Helio Gracie has been cut.
Gracie throws a head kick that misses
enabling Laloosh to counter with a crisp jab.
Laloosh lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Gracie throws a leg kick
and Laloosh counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gracie fails with the takedown
and Laloosh counters with an inside leg kick.
Laloosh moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gracie throws a body shot but no joy.
Laloosh cracks Gracie with a good jab.
Gracie throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Laloosh counters with a stiff right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gracie throws a nice looking combination but Laloosh bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Donk. Laloosh catches Gracie right on the button with a cross.
Gracie shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Laloosh counter with a right hand.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Helio Gracie.
Laloosh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gracie.
Gracie shoots in but Laloosh avoids the takedown attempt easily.#T1#
Gracie tries to move into range but Laloosh moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#KD#
Laloosh lands a big uppercut and Gracie crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Gracie looks OK. Laloosh waves Gracie back to his feet!#ROC#
Gracie is rocked!
Laloosh is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Laloosh connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Gracie is still on wobbly legs! Can Laloosh finish him?#TD2#
Gracie shoots in and bounces Laloosh off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Gracie seems to have recovered his senses.
Laloosh seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gracie loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Laloosh seems keen to control Gracie's posture.
Gracie postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Gracie tries to free his leg and advance position but Laloosh is retaining full guard.
Laloosh has control of Gracie's left arm, preventing Gracie from doing any damage.
Laloosh looking to hit a scissor sweep but Gracie is one step ahead there.
Gracie is fighting to break Laloosh's control of his arms but Laloosh is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.#T2#
Laloosh wants to sweep but no luck.
Laloosh preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Gracie wants to pass the guard but Laloosh is keeping the position.
Laloosh seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Laloosh has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Gracie trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Laloosh has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#T3#
Gracie with a nice head shot there.
Gracie throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Laloosh works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Gracie wants to pass the guard but Laloosh is keeping the position.
Gracie postures up in Laloosh's guard and throws a big left but Laloosh blocks it.
Laloosh will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Laloosh looking to hit a scissor sweep but Gracie is one step ahead there.
Gracie scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Gracie slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Laloosh dodges the ground and pound from Gracie.
Gracie throws an elbow but Laloosh slips to the side and avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Laloosh takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Gracie cracks Laloosh with an elbow. That is naaassty.#T4#
Laloosh is looking to regain half guard here but Gracie keeps moving and retains side control.
Laloosh prevents Gracie from moving into mount.
Laloosh is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Gracie off and has taken his back!#SUB#
Laloosh looking for the choke from the back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gracie can't escape the position.
Gracie turns into Laloosh and is now in his guard.
Laloosh wants to sweep but no luck.
Gracie scoring with punches to the head and body.
Laloosh wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Gracie tries to free his leg and advance position but Laloosh is retaining full guard.
Gracie has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Laloosh holds on and takes a little breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nuke Laloosh dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Helio Gracie's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Gracie wants to slow Laloosh down by chopping away at his legs.
Gracie shoots and misses
and Laloosh counters with a low kick, right behind Gracie 's knee.
Laloosh is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gracie can do to turn this around?
Gracie shoots in for a double leg but Laloosh sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Gracie misses with a takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Helio Gracie.
Gracie shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #CL#
and Laloosh holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Gracie tries a knee to the head but Laloosh blocks it.
Gracie tries for a takedown. No joy.
A right handed body shot lands from Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gracie backwards.
Laloosh presses Gracie against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Laloosh is leaning against Gracie and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Laloosh is leaning against Gracie and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Gracie is breathing heavily.
A body shot lands from Laloosh.
Gracie tries a knee to the head but Laloosh blocks it.
Laloosh lands a body punch. #T1#
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Laloosh presses Gracie against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Laloosh lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gracie can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Laloosh lands a body punch.
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gracie throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Laloosh presses Gracie against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Laloosh lands a shot to the body.
Laloosh lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gracie or not.
Laloosh scores with a hook to the body.
Laloosh lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Laloosh creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Laloosh as the two fighters clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Laloosh lands with a short shot to the head.
Gracie takes a shot to the head. #T2#
Gracie looking for a takedown.
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Laloosh.
Gracie pushes off an throws an elbow but Laloosh leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Laloosh makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nuke Laloosh has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Laloosh lands a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Laloosh.
Gracie takes a shot to the head.
Laloosh working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Laloosh works on Gracie's body with a couple of short punches.#BC#
Laloosh manages to break the clinch.
BAM! Laloosh delivers a spinning backfist that drops Gracie like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Nuke Laloosh!
Nuke Laloosh seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Helio Gracie stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'd like to thank my opponent for giving me a chance making him better just by entering ring.'.

 

Event: Highland Games 184     
Date:   Jun 19, 2016
#R1#
Crawley throws a looping overhand right but Laloosh ducks down to avoid it.
Laloosh throws a big shot that misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Crawley, as that shot connected.
Crawley misses with a straight right.
Crawley tried to score with a low kick but Laloosh checks it.
Laloosh was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#CL#
Laloosh takes the fight into the clinch.
Laloosh lands a body punch.
Crawley has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Laloosh lands a hook that snaps the head of Crawley backwards.
Crawley is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crawley working aggressively here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Laloosh as Crawley tries to tie him up. #BC2#
Crawley breaks from the clinch.
Laloosh throws a big shot that misses.
Crawley looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.#T1#
Crawley scores with a decent looking hook.
Crawley throws a head kick that misses
and Laloosh counters with a slapping leg kick.
Crawley throws a low kick but Laloosh moves out of range easily.
It looked like Laloosh wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Laloosh throws a leg kick
and Crawley counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crawley thows a left - swing and a miss!
Laloosh fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nice body punch from Laloosh.
Crawley has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Laloosh moves out of range as Crawley strikes.
Crawley throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A leg kick checked by Crawley.
Laloosh tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Crawley tries to land a leg kick but Laloosh saw it coming and moves away.
Laloosh looks for the body kick but Crawley saw that one coming.
Laloosh blocks a head kick by Crawley.
Crawley moves in looking to clinch but Laloosh pushes him off.
Jab by Laloosh.#CUT#
It looks like Charles Crawley has been cut.#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh connects with a solid leg kick.
Crawley steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Laloosh.
Crawley uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Laloosh.
Crawley throws a leg kick that misses.
Crawley takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Laloosh blocks a jab.
Crawley connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Laloosh tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Crawley is able to avoid easily.
Crawley chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Laloosh darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Crawley does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nice defenses there by Crawley.
Laloosh looks to throw the jab but Crawley is out of range.
Laloosh throws a push kick but Crawley slaps the foot to one side.
Crawley looks to land a right hand but Laloosh moved out of range.
Crawley uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laloosh. #T3#
Laloosh throws a leg kick which misses Crawley's front leg but catches the back leg as Crawley tries to avoid it.
Laloosh throws a leg kick but Crawley sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Laloosh backing away here, and Crawley unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Crawley misses with a hook. Laloosh ducked under it nicely.
Crawley turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Laloosh, as that shot connected.
Laloosh cracks Crawley with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Crawley tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Laloosh pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Crawley is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuke Laloosh!
After winning the bout, Nuke Laloosh thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Highland Games 182     
Date:   Jun 12, 2016
#R1#
Laloosh shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. #CL#
Laloosh moves into the clinch successfully.
Unz tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Laloosh smiles and moves away.
Laloosh connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#CUT#
It looks like Unz Unz has been cut.
Unz takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Laloosh throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Unz counters with a nice double leg into side control. Laloosh won't be happy with that.
Laloosh is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Unz off and has taken his back!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Laloosh looking for the RNC.
We've been hearing good reports from Laloosh's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
You can see the frustration on Unz's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Unz is still trying to improve position.#T1#
Laloosh doesn't have the hooks in and Unz manages to turn into his guard.
Unz being controlled here momentarily.
Laloosh continues to stall.
Laloosh keeping full guard, as Unz tries to pass.
Unz postures up.
Unz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Laloosh swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Unz keeps trying to improve his position.#T2#
Laloosh is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
Unz drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Unz seems to have locked his on tight now - Laloosh screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Unz, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Unz Unz!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Unz Unz made sure he mentioned Highland Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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