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Event: MMMA 53 Kelly vs Garbutt 2     
Date:   Dec 03, 2017
#R1#
Doremus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Doremus.
Doremus shoots in for a takedown but The Crack Head shows good takedown defense.
Doremus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Doremus lands with a hook. The Crack Head tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Doremus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Crack Head thinks about the counter body kick.
The Crack Head is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Doremus half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
The Crack Head uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doremus.#TD#
Doremus shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in The Crack Head's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now The Crack Head is on top in guard. #REVB#
The Crack Head must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head wants to get up but he can't break Doremus's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SUB#
The Crack Head avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T1##SU2#
The Crack Head gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Doremus drops his hands momentarily and The Crack Head takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Crack Head misses with a straight right.
Doremus shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting The Crack Head counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dolores Doremus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Crack Head keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doremus.
The Crack Head misses with a lunging right hand #TD#
and Doremus counters with a shoot takedown. The Crack Head fights it but they end up in guard.
Doremus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The Crack Head is trying to keep Doremus in close.
Doremus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The Crack Head is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The Crack Head wants to sweep here but Doremus controlling him for the moment. #T2#
The Crack Head pulls Doremus in close to prevent any damage.
The Crack Head is trying to control the position but Doremus postures up.
The Crack Head working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Doremus.
Doremus landing some decent shots from guard.
Doremus throws a big elbow that misses.
The Crack Head is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The Crack Head wants to get back to his feet but Doremus is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The Crack Head is trying to keep Doremus in close.
Doremus throws a big right hand that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doremus works over The Crack Head with some ground and pound from guard.
Doremus has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The Crack Head manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Doremus manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
The Crack Head wants to get up but he can't break Doremus's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3##SUB#
The Crack Head avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Doremus pushes a forearm under The Crack Head's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, The Crack Head is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dolores Doremus!

 

Event: MMMA 46 Bestarrson vs De Crote     
Date:   Oct 21, 2017
#R1#
The Crack Head connects with an inside leg kick.
The Crack Head looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Crack Head motions for Jokinen to come forward. The Crack Head throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Crack Head takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Crack Head misses with a two punch combination.
Jokinen half committed to a counter leg kick.
The Crack Head gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The Crack Head throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jokinen tried to counter with a leg kick but The Crack Head avoided it.
The Crack Head cracks the inside of Jokinen's front leg.
Jokinen throws a right and a left that The Crack Head avoids nicely.
The Crack Head scores with the left hand. Jokinen knows he should have avoided that one.
The Crack Head checks a low kick from Jokinen.
The Crack Head swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The Crack Head waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jokinen.
Jokinen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jokinen fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The Crack Head slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The Crack Head throws a poor cross that misses
and Jokinen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jokinen has been working on his boxing with his coaches at AREA 51 in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
The Crack Head scoring well with a low kick there.
Jokinen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Crack Head. The Crack Head obviously looking to wear him down.
The Crack Head throws a low kick, looking for Jokinen's leg but Jokinen calmly moves out of range.
Jokinen lets loose with a powerful body kick. The Crack Head will feel that in the morning.
Jokinen throws a shot from downtown. The Crack Head moves away and avoids it.
The Crack Head swings widly with a right hand
and Jokinen counters with a nice uppercut.
The Crack Head attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jokinen swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jokinen throws a series of strikes that have The Crack Head backpedaling.
Jokinen lands with a nice body kick.
Jokinen looks to land a right hand but The Crack Head moved out of range.
The Crack Head was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jokinen.
Jokinen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jokinen looks to throw the jab but The Crack Head is out of range.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jokinen throws a body punch but The Crack Head moves out of range.
Jokinen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T2#
A slapping leg kick lands for Jokinen. #KD2#
The Crack Head lands a left and a right that send Jokinen crashing to the mat, dazed. The Crack Head thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#
Jokinen is rocked!
The Crack Head misses with a hook. Jokinen ducked under it nicely.
Oh Jokinen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CL2#
The Crack Head darts in and clinches Jokinen up against the cage.
The Crack Head misses with a punch on the inside.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jokinen seems to have got his legs back now.
Jokinen lands a right hand.
Jokinen dodges an elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jokinen is defending well for now.
A shot in the inside from Jokinen.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Crack Head throws a punch but it's blocked by Jokinen.
Jokinen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The Crack Head blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from The Crack Head.
Jokinen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The Crack Head blocks an uppercut.
The Crack Head lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jokinen backwards. #T3#
Jokinen drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow over the top.
Jokinen scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Jokinen.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jokinen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nice body punch from Jokinen - that landed with a thud.
Jokinen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jokinen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jokinen wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ori Jokinen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jokinen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The Crack Head throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jokinen blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T4#
The Crack Head creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
Jokinen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Jokinen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee is keeping an eye on Jokinen - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The Crack Head throws an elbow that misses.
Jokinen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Jokinen is working The Crack Head over against the cage.
The Crack Head comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jokinen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite The Crack Head's efforts to push away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jokinen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jokinen avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head lands a right hand.
Jokinen lands a hook that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tyrone The Crack Head will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Jokinen fakes the leg kick and cracks The Crack Head in the body.
The Crack Head works the jab nicely.
The Crack Head moves out of range of the body kick from Jokinen.
The Crack Head takes one on the button.
The Crack Head throws a nice outside leg kick.
The Crack Head throws an off balance right hand
letting Jokinen counter with a right hand.
Jab, jab by The Crack Head - just one landing.
Jokinen scores with a jab to the head.
Jokinen dips to his left and cracks The Crack Head with an uppercut!
The Crack Head lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jokinen on the side of the head.
The Crack Head throws a low kick but Jokinen moves out of range easily. #CL#
Jokinen instigates a clinch.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Jokinen avoids a wild elbow strike from The Crack Head.
Jokinen is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jokinen lands with a left to the head. #T1#
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Crack Head.
Jokinen has a couple of punches blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head prevents a takedown attempt there.
Jokinen is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables The Crack Head to keep the fight standing.
Jokinen scores with a shoulder strike.
Jokinen scores with a shot to the side of The Crack Head's head.
Jokinen can't find room to land a body shot as The Crack Head controls the action.
The Crack Head throws an elbow but it misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jokinen is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jokinen lands a nice uppercut.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jokinen is defending well for now.
The Crack Head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jokinen pushes The Crack Head back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jokinen. #T2#
Jokinen blocks the elbow strike.
Jokinen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jokinen lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Crack Head lands with a left to the head.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jokinen is defending well for now.
The referee is keeping an eye on Jokinen - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Crack Head throws an elbow but misses.
The Crack Head pushes off an throws an elbow but Jokinen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jokinen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head throws an elbow but it misses.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow strike.
The Crack Head pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Jokinen.
The Crack Head lands with a right to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jokinen avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jokinen.
Jokinen scores with a nice hook to the head.#T3#
Jokinen avoids a wild elbow strike from The Crack Head.
Jokinen lands a body shot.
Jokinen scores with a hook to the body.
Jokinen blocks the elbow strike.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Jokinen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jokinen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Crack Head tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jokinen blocks an elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head misses with some punches.
Jokinen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jokinen blocks the elbow strike.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jokinen is blocking nicely.
Jokinen misses with a punch on the inside.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Jokinen lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards. #T4#
The Crack Head misses with an elbow strike.
Jokinen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jokinen lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Jokinen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jokinen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jokinen tries to pull guard but The Crack Head forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ori Jokinen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Crack Head lands an uppercut.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jokinen struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
Jokinen blocks an elbow strike.
Jokinen is trying to work for a single leg takedown but The Crack Head pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jokinen stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jokinen fails to pull guard.
Jokinen avoids the elbow strike from The Crack Head, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Crack Head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Crack Head just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jokinen's brow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ori Jokinen will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
The fight stays on the outside here - Jokinen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Crack Head on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The Crack Head lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jokinen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ori Jokinen is winning the standup battle so far.
Jokinen throws out a leg kick but The Crack Head moves out of range and Jokinen only half commits.
Jokinen connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed The Crack Head momentarily.
Horrible takedown attempt by Jokinen or perhaps it was just good defense by The Crack Head, which made it look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Jokinen is having none of it.
As The Crack Head looks to move away, Jokinen throws a big counter combo but The Crack Head just gets out of the way.
The Crack Head lands with a cross.
Jokinen throws a body kick that misses.
Jokinen stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jokinen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The Crack Head looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#T1#
That kick from The Crack Head tenderised Jokinen's leg. Jokinen is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Crack Head throws a hook but Jokinen blocks it.
Jokinen scores with a jab to the head.
The Crack Head wants to slow Jokinen down by chopping away at his legs.
Jokinen fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches The Crack Head on the side of the head.
The Crack Head attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jokinen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Crack Head.
Jokinen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Jokinen is having none of it.
An attempted straight right counter from Jokinen misses the target.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The Crack Head throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jokinen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Crack Head is keeping busy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jokinen. #T2#
Jokinen is trying to maintain a safe position but The Crack Head gets an underhook and turns Jokinen into the cage.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jokinen avoids a wild elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Crack Head pushes off an throws an elbow but Jokinen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jokinen avoids the elbow strike from The Crack Head, against the cage.
Jokinen looking to stall.
Jokinen has a couple of punches blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jokinen.
The Crack Head lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jokinen backwards.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Crack Head just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jokinen's brow.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jokinen has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jokinen swings wildly with an uppercut but The Crack Head uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Jokinen digs a right hand into The Crack Head's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Crack Head's gas tank.
Jokinen's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The Crack Head lands an elbow inside.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow strike.
The Crack Head working Jokinen over with knees to the body.
The Crack Head throws an elbow but it misses.
Jokinen avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head is trying to push Jokinen away but Jokinen has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jokinen throws a punch but it's blocked by The Crack Head. #BC2#
The Crack Head escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jokinen wants to slow The Crack Head down by chopping away at his legs.
The Crack Head waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jokinen.
The crowd cheers as Jokinen lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Crack Head doesn't seem phased though.#T4#
The Crack Head dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jokinen. That did some damage!
The Crack Head moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The Crack Head takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jokinen throws out a loose jab but The Crack Head uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Crack Head takes a swing at Jokinen's ribcage but misses.
Jokinen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jokinen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Crack Head misses with an uppercut.
Jokinen seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
The Crack Head misses with a lunging right hand
and Jokinen counters with a left and a right that stings The Crack Head. #ROC#
The Crack Head is rocked!
A head kick by The Crack Head misses
and Jokinen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Crack Head is still on wobbly legs! Can Jokinen finish him?
Jokinen lands with a right and another and another! The Crack Head is in big trouble! Jokinen lands again and this time it's lights out for The Crack Head! A quality knockout there for Jokinen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ori Jokinen!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Ori Jokinen waved his t-shirt featuring ON TAP 160Q Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: Aspire MMA - Just Bleed 42     
Date:   Jun 02, 2017
#R1#
Triacylglycerol swings for the body but The Crack Head moves out of range.
The Crack Head seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Triacylglycerol throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Crack Head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Crack Head looks for the body kick but Triacylglycerol saw that one coming.
Triacylglycerol attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Triacylglycerol has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as The Crack Head is landing a low percentage of strikes.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The Crack Head fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Triacylglycerol.#CL#
The Crack Head moves into the clinch successfully.
Triacylglycerol tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Triacylglycerol doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Triacylglycerol.
The Crack Head lands a damaging elbow.
The Crack Head creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Triacylglycerol's defenses.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Triacylglycerol takes a knee to the side of the body.
Triacylglycerol tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Triacylglycerol blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Triacylglycerol throws a head punch that misses.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but The Crack Head holds him up against the cage and eventually Triacylglycerol drops back down to his feet. #T1#
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Triacylglycerol avoids it.
Triacylglycerol fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Triacylglycerol tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Our sources have told us that The Crack Head has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Tyrone The Crack Head has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Svensk Triacylglycerol.
Triacylglycerol can't find room to land a body shot as The Crack Head controls the action.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Triacylglycerol avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head taking a breather.
The Crack Head blocking some punches.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Triacylglycerol blocks it.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but The Crack Head holds him up against the cage and eventually Triacylglycerol drops back down to his feet.
The Crack Head slowing the pace effectively.
Triacylglycerol lands with a right to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
Triacylglycerol swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T2#
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Triacylglycerol lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
Triacylglycerol lands a nice shot to the body.
Triacylglycerol swings wildly with an uppercut but The Crack Head uses good head movement to avoid it.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but The Crack Head forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Triacylglycerol avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Triacylglycerol scores with a shoulder strike.
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Triacylglycerol is looking to control The Crack Head's arms but The Crack Head gets an underhook and turns him. Now Triacylglycerol has his back to the cage.
Triacylglycerol tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Crack Head just stands there and leans against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Crack Head.
Triacylglycerol can't break the clinch.
Triacylglycerol misses with some punches.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Triacylglycerol working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Triacylglycerol avoids it.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #T3#
Triacylglycerol misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Crack Head lands an elbow that stopped Triacylglycerol in his tracks for a moment.
Triacylglycerol jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as The Crack Head walks away with a smile on his face. Triacylglycerol gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL#
The Crack Head rushes Triacylglycerol and presses him up against the cage.
Triacylglycerol fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Triacylglycerol lands a body punch.
The Crack Head slows down the pace here.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Triacylglycerol is blocking nicely.
Triacylglycerol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Triacylglycerol goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Triacylglycerol blocks with his arms.
Triacylglycerol on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head working Triacylglycerol over with knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Triacylglycerol scores with a nice short uppercut.#T4#
Triacylglycerol scores with a shot to the side of The Crack Head's head.
Triacylglycerol managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Triacylglycerol lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Triacylglycerol blocks the elbow strike.
The Crack Head blocks a body shot from Triacylglycerol.
The Crack Head blocking some punches.
Triacylglycerol is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Crack Head is keeping busy.#TD2#
Triacylglycerol gets control of The Crack Head's arms and successfully pulls guard. Triacylglycerol will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Triacylglycerol working for submissions but it's allowed The Crack Head to get to half guard.
Triacylglycerol tries to roll over but The Crack Head keeps him under control.
Triacylglycerol wants to control but The Crack Head is keeping busy and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
A good leg kick by The Crack Head.
Triacylglycerol missing with a left hand there. The Crack Head was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
Triacylglycerol checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The Crack Head takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Triacylglycerol comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Triacylglycerol with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Triacylglycerol tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crack Head was well out of range. Poor timing from Triacylglycerol.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that misses.
Triacylglycerol misses with a lunging right hand
and The Crack Head counters with a nice body kick.
Svensk Triacylglycerol seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Crack Head uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Triacylglycerol.
Triacylglycerol throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Crack Head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Crack Head slips under a jab.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Triacylglycerol moves out of range easily.
Tyrone The Crack Head is winning the standup battle so far.
Triacylglycerol lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab, jab by Triacylglycerol - just one landing.
Triacylglycerol blocks a head kick by The Crack Head. #T1##CL2#
Triacylglycerol clinches up against the cage.
Triacylglycerol throws a punch but it's blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Tyrone The Crack Head has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Triacylglycerol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Triacylglycerol is struggling to control the position.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Triacylglycerol's face.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Triacylglycerol tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head is pushing Triacylglycerol up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Triacylglycerol tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. The Crack Head smiles and moves away.
Triacylglycerol throws a combination that misses
and The Crack Head counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Triacylglycerol is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Triacylglycerol moves out of range easily.
Triacylglycerol loads up on a big right hand but The Crack Head slips the punch.#T2#
The Crack Head keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Triacylglycerol lands a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Triacylglycerol throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Crack Head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Crack Head steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Triacylglycerol.
The Crack Head moves out of range of the strikes.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Triacylglycerol manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Triacylglycerol throws a body shot but no joy.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch but Triacylglycerol is avoiding it.
Triacylglycerol throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Triacylglycerol misses with a looping left.
The Crack Head misses with a low kick as Triacylglycerol jumps back.
Triacylglycerol tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crack Head was well out of range. Poor timing from Triacylglycerol.
Triacylglycerol throws a body shot but no joy.
Triacylglycerol throws a predictable looking body shot #KD#
and The Crack Head counters with a head kick that drops Triacylglycerol to the mat! Triacylglycerol scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!#ROC#
Triacylglycerol is rocked!
A head kick by The Crack Head - that's a beauty! Triacylglycerol is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even The Crack Head can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tyrone The Crack Head!
Tyrone The Crack Head really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Aspire Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: Aspire MMA - Just Bleed 36     
Date:   May 06, 2017
#R1#
Decent striking displayed by Marshall there.
The Crack Head takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #CL2#
The Crack Head has Marshall up against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from Marshall.
Marshall stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Marshall lands a hook to the side of the head.
Marshall working aggressively here.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Marshall blocks it.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Marshall looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Marshall avoids it.
Marshall is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Crack Head is keeping busy.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Marshall throws a head punch that misses. #T1#
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Marshall avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head controlling the action here for a moment. #BC#
Marshall escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Marshall connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The Crack Head doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
It looked like Marshall wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The Crack Head moves away from the strike by Marshall.
The Crack Head steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Marshall scores with a nice right hand.
The Crack Head wants to clinch up but Marshall keeps it at a distance.
The Crack Head slips a straight right by Marshall.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head defending well as Marshall loads up on a big left hand.
The Crack Head throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Marshall cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Marshall misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head throws a quick inside leg kick. #T2#
A big left from Marshall misses.
The Crack Head cracks the inside of Marshall's front leg.
Marshall just misses with a punch to the body.
Marshall throws a body punch but The Crack Head moves out of range.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that Marshall semi-blocks. #CUT2#
It looks like Tobias Marshall has been cut.
The Crack Head wants to clinch.
Marshall misses with a looping right.
The Crack Head defending well as Marshall loads up on a big left hand.
The Crack Head throws a counter combo.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up but Marshall circles away and keeps his distance.
The Crack Head avoids the body shot from Marshall.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
Marshall swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head throws a front kick aimed at Marshall's knee but Marshall avoids it well.
The Crack Head steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Marshall.
Marshall lands a head shot.#T3#
The Crack Head tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Crack Head slips under a jab from Marshall.
The Crack Head moves out of range of the strikes.
The Crack Head unleashes a big counter combination but Marshall bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
The Crack Head takes one to the chin there.
The Crack Head slips under a jab from Marshall.
The Crack Head uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Marshall.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up.
Marshall paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Marshall connects with a looping right hand.
The Crack Head misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Marshall was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tobias Marshall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Marshall throws an overhand right that lands on The Crack Head's shoulder, as The Crack Head tries to avoid the shot.
The Crack Head throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Good work by Marshall as he checks the leg kick.
The Crack Head avoids the body shot from Marshall. #CL2#
The Crack Head rushes Marshall and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Marshall escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses. #T4#
Nice body punch from Marshall.
Marshall connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Marshall jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Marshall avoids the head kick by The Crack Head.
Marshall moves out of range of the body kick.
Marshall throws a big shot that misses.
Marshall lands a jab.
Marshall throws a body punch but The Crack Head moves out of range.
Marshall blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head looks to land a body kick but Marshall moved away.
Marshall jabs at The Crack Head's body.
The Crack Head lands a head kick. Marshall smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Crack Head misses with a body kick.
The Crack Head takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The Crack Head slips a straight right by Marshall.#CL2#
The Crack Head closes the distance and pushes Marshall back into the cage.
The Crack Head stalling.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tobias Marshall dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tobias Marshall's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
The Crack Head closes the distance and pushes Marshall back into the cage.
Marshall swings wildly with an uppercut but The Crack Head uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Marshall blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Marshall blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Marshall is keeping busy.
The Crack Head prevents Marshall from breaking the clinch.
A hook to the body from Marshall.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Marshall blocks it. #BC#
Marshall's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
Marshall throwing a counter right hand but The Crack Head manages to avoid it.
The Crack Head misses with a low kick.
The Crack Head misses with a low kick.
Marshall connects with a single shot there.
Marshall misses with a looping right.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T1#
Marshall lands a jab to The Crack Head's midsection.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head throws the kick towards the body but Marshall avoids it.
Marshall is looking to counter punch.
The Crack Head is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Marshall shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. The Crack Head eats them both and turns towards Marshall to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Marshall fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops The Crack Head to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! The Crack Head looks to clinch but Marshall throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! The Crack Head taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Tobias Marshall!
Tobias Marshall bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: Aspire MMA - Just Bleed 30     
Date:   Mar 25, 2017
#R1#
The Crack Head looking to land some kicks to the body here.
It looked like Atsushii wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head lands with a thumping leg kick.
Atsushii blocks the body kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Atsushii misses the target.
The Crack Head tries to clinch there but Atsushii circles away.
The Crack Head throws a low kick, looking for Atsushii's leg but Atsushii calmly moves out of range.
Atsushii is looking to counter punch.
The Crack Head is looking to chop away at Atsushii's legs.
The Crack Head connects with a leg kick. Atsushii looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The Crack Head with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Atsushii to score with a decent uppercut.
The Crack Head has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Atsushii finds it's way round the side to connect with The Crack Head's head.
Atsushii throws out a leg kick but The Crack Head moves out of range and Atsushii only half commits.
Kuroda Atsushii seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Atsushii swats away the attempt to clinch by The Crack Head.
Atsushii circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Atsushii throwing a counter right hand but The Crack Head manages to avoid it.
Atsushii circles away from the clinch attempt
and Atsushii counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up but Atsushii circles away and keeps his distance.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up but Atsushii swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Crack Head takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.#T1#
The Crack Head tries to clinch there but Atsushii circles away.
The Crack Head wants to slow Atsushii down by chopping away at his legs.
Atsushii will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A leg kick checked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head wants to clinch up but Atsushii keeps it at a distance.
The Crack Head misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Atsushii throws a sloppy head kick and The Crack Head moves out of range easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Atsushii checks it well.
The Crack Head blocks the body kick.
Nice shot lands for Atsushii.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Atsushii moves out of range.
Atsushii looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Crack Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Atsushii tried to counter with a leg kick but The Crack Head avoided it.
Atsushii scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Atsushii has been working on his boxing with his coaches at White Eagle in the buildup to the fight.
Atsushii is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Atsushii connects with a jab.
The Crack Head doesn't manage to clinch there - Atsushii circles away.
As The Crack Head backs away, Atsushii returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Atsushii avoids the head kick by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Crack Head walks into a straight right hand from Atsushii.
Left hook, right uppercut from Atsushii.
The Crack Head misses with a body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Crack Head.
Atsushii throwing a counter right hand but The Crack Head manages to avoid it.
The Crack Head wants to clinch.
Atsushii connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Atsushii manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Atsushii lands a right hook to the body.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick but Atsushii moved away.
Atsushii fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Atsushii moves away
and Atsushii counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Atsushii.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Atsushii manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Crack Head sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Atsushii blocks a head kick by The Crack Head. #T3#
Atsushii throws a head kick that misses.
Nice jab there from Atsushii.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Atsushii swings for the body but The Crack Head moves out of range.
The Crack Head shapes to counter with a head kick.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick but Atsushii checks it.
Atsushii circles away from the clinch attempt.
Atsushii blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Atsushii lands with a shot to the body.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
Atsushii with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Atsushii looks for the body kick but The Crack Head saw that one coming.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Atsushii manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Atsushii scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Atsushii pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Crack Head looks to land a body kick but Atsushii moved away.
Atsushii keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Atsushii is having none of it. #T4#
The Crack Head wants to clinch up but Atsushii keeps it at a distance.
Atsushii keeps the fight on the outside.
Atsushii scores with a hook to the body. The Crack Head takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Atsushii smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Atsushii tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up but Atsushii swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A thudding body kick lands there by Atsushii!
Atsushii thumps The Crack Head with a low kick.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Atsushii moves out of range.
The Crack Head looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Atsushii keeps the fight on the outside.
Atsushii connects with a leg kick. The Crack Head looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Atsushii is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Atsushii moves out of range easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Atsushii throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The Crack Head is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Atsushii checks a leg kick.
Atsushii misses with a leg kick.
As Atsushii backs off The Crack Head throws a huge counter combo but Atsushii manages to avoid it all.
Atsushii swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kuroda Atsushii dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Atsushii throws a leg kick but The Crack Head moved away.
Atsushii lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Crack Head scoring well with a low kick there.
The Crack Head pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Crack Head avoids the body shot from Atsushii.
Good exchange - Atsushii coming out on top.#CL2#
The Crack Head darts in and clinches Atsushii up against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Atsushii avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Atsushii blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Atsushii avoids it.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
Atsushii misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Atsushii on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Atsushii throws a head punch that misses.
Atsushii tries to work over The Crack Head's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
Atsushii lands a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Atsushii wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.#T1#
Atsushii tries a body shot but The Crack Head blocks it.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Atsushii misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Atsushii is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head prevents a body shot from Atsushii.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Atsushii blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Atsushii.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Atsushii is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A body shot lands from Atsushii.
Nice elbow from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
Atsushii lands a nice shot to the body.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The Crack Head is breathing heavily.
Atsushii prevents a body shot from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head taking a breather. #T2##BC#
Atsushii manages to break the clinch.
Nice uppercut lands for Atsushii. That snapped The Crack Head's head back.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Atsushii, right into the meat.
Atsushii is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Crack Head can do to turn this around?
The Crack Head scores with a head kick. Atsushii tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A leg kick checked by The Crack Head.
Atsushii tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crack Head was well out of range. Poor timing from Atsushii.
Good exchange - Atsushii coming out on top.
Atsushii throws a sloppy head kick and The Crack Head moves out of range easily.
The Crack Head throws a counter combo.
Atsushii lands a right hook to the body.
The Crack Head walks into a left hand.
Atsushii misses with a body shot.
A head kick misses from Atsushii.
Atsushii throws a body punch but The Crack Head moves out of range.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Atsushii is having none of it.
Atsushii dips to his left and cracks The Crack Head with an uppercut!
The Crack Head misses with a low kick as Atsushii jumps back.
Atsushii scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Crack Head looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T3#
Atsushii walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Crack Head checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Crack Head misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Atsushii throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Crack Head takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Atsushii getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Atsushii swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kuroda Atsushii is winning the standup battle so far.
Atsushii blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
Atsushii tries to land a front kick but The Crack Head steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The Crack Head looks to land a body kick but Atsushii moved away.
Atsushii avoids the head kick by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head tries to move into range but Atsushii moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Crack Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Crack Head looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Atsushii connects with a nice looking jab.
Atsushii dips to his left and cracks The Crack Head with an uppercut!#T4#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Atsushii.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Crack Head gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Atsushii.
The Crack Head pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The Crack Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Atsushii throws a body kick that misses.
The Crack Head throws a fast counter high kick but Atsushii manages to duck under it in time.
The Crack Head lands with a kick to the ribs.
Atsushii lands with a thumping leg kick.
Atsushii throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The Crack Head looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
Atsushii feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Crack Head's calf.
The Crack Head takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Atsushii takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
Atsushii swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Atsushii sizes up The Crack Head with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! The Crack Head crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Atsushii - the referee stops the clock and The Crack Head gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Atsushii. The Crack Head manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kuroda Atsushii dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Atsushii cracks the inside of The Crack Head's front leg.
Atsushii scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Atsushii lands a nice looking body kick.
The Crack Head gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Atsushii circles away from the clinch attempt.
Atsushii connects with a jab.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Atsushii moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Atsushii blocks the low kick.
Atsushii moves out of range of the body kick from The Crack Head.
Nice uppercut lands for Atsushii. That snapped The Crack Head's head back.
The Crack Head explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Atsushii walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Crack Head checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Atsushii lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Crack Head throws a wild body kick that Atsushii sees coming a mile off.
Atsushii moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Atsushii lands a lovely overhand right.
The Crack Head drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Atsushii fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The Crack Head.#T1#
Atsushii scores with a jab to the body.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Atsushii misses the body punch
and The Crack Head counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Crack Head fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Atsushii has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Atsushii lands with an overhand left.
The Crack Head misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Atsushii pivots, looking for a leg kick but The Crack Head is out of range and Atsushii settles back down.
The Crack Head lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Atsushii throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The Crack Head is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice jab there from Atsushii.
The Crack Head with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Atsushii to score with a decent uppercut.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Atsushii is having none of it.
Atsushii lunges at The Crack Head with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by The Crack Head's hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Nice body kick from The Crack Head.#T2#
The Crack Head checks a low kick from Atsushii.
The Crack Head throws a counter combo.
Atsushii blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Atsushii can pounce on him.
Atsushii throws a body shot but no joy.
The Crack Head avoids the body shot from Atsushii. #CL2#
The Crack Head closes the distance and clinches.
A short uppercut from Atsushii.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses. #BC#
Atsushii pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Atsushii lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Crack Head misses with an attempted mid kick.
Atsushii misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Atsushii paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Atsushii avoids the head kick by The Crack Head.
That kick from Atsushii tenderised The Crack Head's leg. The Crack Head is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Crack Head closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Atsushii to counter with a crisp jab. #T3#
Atsushii misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Crack Head.
Atsushii cracks The Crack Head with a right hand to the side of the head.
Atsushii avoids the head kick by The Crack Head.
Atsushii misses with a body kick.
The Crack Head is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Atsushii moves out of range.
The Crack Head takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Crack Head gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Atsushii.
Atsushii lands a nice looking body shot.
The Crack Head misses with a leg kick
letting Atsushii counter with a right hand.
Kuroda Atsushii is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The fighters circle momentarily. Atsushii darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The Crack Head is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
Atsushii throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Crack Head stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Atsushii digs a good body shot into The Crack Head's ribs.#CL2#
The Crack Head has closed the distance and engaged Atsushii in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Atsushii. #T4#
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Atsushii.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow over the top.
Atsushii misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Tyrone The Crack Head has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Atsushii blocks it.
Atsushii avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Atsushii blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Atsushii blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Atsushii managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Atsushii is blocking nicely.
Atsushii avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kuroda Atsushii showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Atsushii, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kuroda Atsushii!

During a confident post fight interview, Kuroda Atsushii thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Just Bleed 25.5     
Date:   Feb 18, 2017
#R1#
The Crack Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Crack Head tries to land a body kick
and Glavas counters with a stiff right hand.
Glavas's corner calls for a 1-2. Glavas obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Glavas throws a body punch but The Crack Head moves out of range.
Glavas jabs at The Crack Head's body.
Glavas takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Crack Head misses with a leg kick
and The Crack Head takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Crack Head pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Glavas tries a head kick but it misses.
Glavas blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up but Glavas circles away and keeps his distance.
The Crack Head wants to clinch but Glavas slips to the side
and Glavas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Glavas checks a leg kick nicely.
A head kick from Glavas lands but The Crack Head takes it in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick misses from Glavas.
Glavas takes a kick to the side of the head.
Glavas dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Crack Head lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Glavas has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Glavas and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Crack Head tries to score with a low kick but Glavas moves his leg out of the way.
Glavas moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
Glavas throws a quick inside leg kick.
Glavas blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
Glavas misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Glavas scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The Crack Head lands with a kick to the ribs.
Glavas fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Crack Head manages to avoid it.#CL2#
The Crack Head pushes Glavas up against the cage in a clinch.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Domagoj Glavas has been cut.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head blocks a body shot from Glavas.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Glavas blocks with his arms.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Glavas tries to work over The Crack Head's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Crack Head blocks a body shot from Glavas. #T2#
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Glavas struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
The Crack Head blocking some punches.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Glavas.
The Crack Head told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
Glavas struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
The Crack Head taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Glavas is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow strike.
Glavas fails to pull guard.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Glavas avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Glavas avoids the damage to the body.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Glavas in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Glavas misses with a punch to the body.
Glavas tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Glavas tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3#
Glavas doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Glavas is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Domagoj Glavas. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glavas tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Glavas.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Glavas has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The Crack Head is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A right hand to the body from Glavas.
Glavas can't find room to land a body shot as The Crack Head controls the action.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Glavas avoids the damage to the body.
Glavas misses with a punch to the body.
Glavas tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #T4##TD#
Glavas jumps guard. #SUB#
Glavas is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Glavas is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Glavas seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#SUB#
Glavas isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. The Crack Head stacks Glavas on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by The Crack Head!
Glavas is looking for a sweep.
Glavas manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Glavas trying to control the action but The Crack Head is working from the bottom.
The Crack Head is trying to control but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Domagoj Glavas's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
The Crack Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Glavas dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A head kick by The Crack Head misses
and Glavas finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
It looked like Glavas wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The Crack Head closes the distance but Glavas moves to the side
and Glavas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL#
Glavas has managed to clinch.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Glavas looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Glavas misses with some punches.
Glavas throws a head punch that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Glavas lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Glavas misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Glavas blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Glavas avoids the damage to the body. #T1#
Glavas doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Glavas lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
The Crack Head struggles to land a body shot inside as Glavas controls his hands.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Glavas can't find room to land a body shot as The Crack Head controls the action.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Glavas won't want to take too many of those.
Glavas blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Glavas looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Glavas struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Glavas misses with a short punch on the inside.
Glavas on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Glavas tries to pull guard but The Crack Head holds him up against the cage and eventually Glavas drops back down to his feet.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Glavas avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Glavas lands an uppercut.#T2#
Glavas lands an uppercut.
Glavas tries to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling the position.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Glavas has a couple of punches blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Glavas blocks it with crossed arms.
Glavas misses with a body punch.
Glavas misses with a punch to the body.
Glavas presses The Crack Head against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Glavas lands a left hand.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Glavas misses with a body punch.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Glavas has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Glavas lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Glavas's face.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head is breathing heavily.
The Crack Head blocks a body shot from Glavas. #T3#
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Glavas up against the cage.
Glavas misses with a punch to the body.
Glavas struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
The Crack Head prevents a body shot from Glavas.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Glavas avoids it.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Glavas.
Glavas tries to pull guard but The Crack Head holds him up against the cage and eventually Glavas drops back down to his feet.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Glavas blocks with his arms.
Glavas misses with a hook from the clinch.
Glavas has a couple of punches blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Glavas.
Glavas is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Glavas jumps guard but The Crack Head turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Domagoj Glavas. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Glavas tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T4#
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Glavas blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Glavas won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Glavas blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Glavas avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Glavas won't want to take too many of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Glavas throws a head punch that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
Glavas can't find room to land a body shot as The Crack Head controls the action.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Glavas has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Glavas tries a body shot but The Crack Head blocks it.
Glavas misses with a body punch.
Glavas lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Glavas fails to land.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Domagoj Glavas's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
The Crack Head wants to clinch
and Glavas counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Glavas misses the shot to the body. #CL2#
The Crack Head closes the distance and pushes Glavas back into the cage.
Glavas doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Glavas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Glavas is defending well for now.
Glavas is trying to pull guard but The Crack Head turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Glavas avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Glavas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The Crack Head throws an elbow but it misses.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Glavas lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Glavas swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Glavas lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Glavas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Glavas avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Glavas tries to throw a body punch but The Crack Head avoids it by throwing Glavas back against the cage.
The Crack Head has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Crack Head trying to stall but Glavas improves his position.
Glavas managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head prevents a body shot from Glavas.
Glavas doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Glavas tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Crack Head just stands there and leans against the cage.
Glavas avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Glavas lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
Still in the clinch, Glavas scores with a nice short uppercut.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.#T2#
Glavas tries to pull guard but The Crack Head won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Domagoj Glavas. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glavas tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head just leaning against Glavas, taking a breather.
Glavas tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Glavas tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Glavas in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Glavas is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head working Glavas over with knees to the body.
Glavas tries to throw a body punch but The Crack Head avoids it by throwing Glavas back against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Glavas avoids it.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Glavas blocks it.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
The Crack Head is pushing Glavas up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Glavas scores with a shot to the side of The Crack Head's head. #T3#
Glavas struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
The Crack Head struggles to land a body shot inside as Glavas controls his hands.
Glavas dodges an elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
The Crack Head creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Glavas's defenses.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Glavas misses with a punch to the body.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Crack Head working Glavas over with knees to the body.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Glavas's face.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Glavas avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
Domagoj Glavas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
Glavas tries a body shot but The Crack Head blocks it.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Crack Head prevents a body shot from Glavas.
Glavas managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Glavas tries to throw a body punch but The Crack Head avoids it by throwing Glavas back against the cage.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Glavas lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head blocks a body shot from Glavas.
Glavas misses with a punch to the body.
Glavas misses with a punch to the body.
Glavas misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Glavas tries to throw a body punch but The Crack Head avoids it by throwing Glavas back against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone The Crack Head comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got The Crack Head winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!

In his post fight interview, Tyrone The Crack Head gave a big smile as he said 'F the UFC!!'.
Domagoj Glavas spoke after the fight, saying 'All the best to the rest of the guys in the tournament!'.

 

Event: Just Bleed 22     
Date:   Jan 28, 2017
#R1#
The Crack Head showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McGee.
McGee blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up
and McGee counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. #CL2#
The Crack Head closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but McGee blocks it.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but McGee blocks with his arms.
McGee throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Crack Heads head.
I was talking to McGee's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
McGee tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Crack Head just stands there and leans against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McGee is defending well for now.
McGee goes for a takedown attempt but The Crack Head pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
The Crack Head takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McGee throws a looping overhand right but The Crack Head ducks down to avoid it. #T1#
McGee misses with a looping right.
The Crack Head doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McGee misses with a body shot.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head wants to clinch
and McGee makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#TD#
McGee drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The Crack Head has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
McGee sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed The Crack Head's guard.
McGee is controlling the pace.
The Crack Head is looking for a sweep. McGee is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T2#
The Crack Head wants to get back to his feet.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with McGee in particular looking to stall.
The Crack Head is trying to maintain the position but McGee is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
McGee wants to work for an arm triangle but The Crack Head is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The Crack Head wants to control but McGee is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The Crack Head is staying active underneath McGee, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
McGee will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T3#
The Crack Head keeping control of the position.
McGee wants to free his trapped foot but The Crack Head is holding on for dear life with his legs. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McGee ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by McGee!
McGee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McGee delivers a nice body kick.
The Crack Head misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McGee closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Crack Head circles away.
The Crack Head replies with a solid counter kick to the body but McGee blocks it well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Riff McGee. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
The Crack Head instigates a clinch.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
McGee wants to break free but The Crack Head has control. #T4##BC#
McGee breaks from the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Crack Head looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McGee.
The Crack Head looks for the body kick but McGee saw that one coming.
McGee connects with an inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
McGee connects with a single shot there.
McGee circles away from the clinch attempt.
McGee takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice body kick from The Crack Head.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The Crack Head is looking to slow McGee down with leg kicks.
The Crack Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Crack Head has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McGee.
McGee is looking to score with low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Riff McGee dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
A slapping leg kick lands for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGee misses with a wild body shot.
The Crack Head fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McGee is out of range.
The Crack Head attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
McGee lands with a hook. The Crack Head tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #TD#
McGee closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming The Crack Head to the mat! The Crack Head manages to get full guard.
McGee looking to pass the guard.
The Crack Head keeping moving, preventing McGee from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGee forces his way into half guard.
McGee tries to pass the half guard into mount. The Crack Head knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #T1#
McGee is looking to stall here but The Crack Head recovers full guard.
The Crack Head is trying to control the position but McGee postures up.
McGee trying to control but The Crack Head is working from the bottom.
McGee slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The Crack Head trying to keep a closed guard but McGee is proving a slippery customer. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The Crack Head keeping moving, preventing McGee from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
The Crack Head darts in trying to clinch
and McGee counters with a nice low kick that buckles The Crack Head's knee momentarily.
McGee misses with a low kick.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses.
A jab from McGee does it's job there.
The Crack Head fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McGee checks it well.
Riff McGee is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice body kick there by McGee.
McGee scores with a crisp jab that stopped The Crack Head in his tracks.
McGee connects with a solid leg kick. #T3#
McGee scores with a sloppy right hand. The Crack Head should have avoided that one.
McGee is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
McGee scores with a nice head shot.
McGee fakes a jab and throws a low kick but The Crack Head checks it well.
McGee lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#CL2#
The Crack Head closes the distance and clinches.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
McGee misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from McGee.
A right handed body shot lands from McGee.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McGee wants a takedown.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
McGee on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McGee being controlled against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McGee avoids it.#T4#
McGee lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Crack Head trying to control the position but instead, McGee has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Crack Head into the cage.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
McGee digs a right hand underneath The Crack Head's ribcage. The Crack Head let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McGee lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McGee is defending well for now.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McGee.
A right handed body shot lands from McGee.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
McGee working aggressively here.
A right hand to the body from McGee.
McGee lands a left hand.
McGee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Riff McGee dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R3#
McGee lands with an overhand left.
The Crack Head wants to clinch up but McGee keeps it at a distance.
McGee feinted with a counter takedown.
McGee scores with a kick to the body.
McGee circles away from the clinch attempt.
McGee throws a quick inside leg kick.
McGee looks to score with a jab to the body but The Crack Head is just out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Crack Head looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#TD#
McGee fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. The Crack Head sprawls well initially but McGee persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McGee trying to control the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head is positioning himself well to prevent McGee advancing to mount. #T1#
McGee wants to pass the guard but The Crack Head is defending well.
The Crack Head pushes McGee off looking to stand but McGee dives back in and keeps control.
McGee moves into full mount! The Crack Head won't be happy about that! #SUB#
McGee jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… The Crack Head is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by The Crack Head and McGee has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
The Crack Head is trying to get back to half guard.#SUB#
McGee working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The Crack Head sneaks back into half guard.#SUB#
McGee is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, The Crack Head has managed to free his arm - good work.
McGee trying to control the action but The Crack Head is working from the bottom.
McGee is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard. #T3#
McGee preventing the sweep.
McGee stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. The Crack Head swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The Crack Head wants to sweep but no luck.
The Crack Head is pulling down on McGee's head to control his posture.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
McGee wants to control from the top but The Crack Head keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#CL2#
The Crack Head gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but McGee blocks it.
McGee scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McGee avoids it.#BC#
McGee's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McGee scores with a decent looking hook.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick but McGee checks it.
McGee is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McGee checks a leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Crack Head checks a leg kick.
The Crack Head is looking for the big counter here.
McGee keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McGee lands with a good body shot.#TD#
The Crack Head gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McGee won't allow The Crack Head to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Riff McGee clearly takes that round.
That's time! McGee's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R4#
McGee sizes up The Crack Head with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The Crack Head throws a nice outside leg kick.
McGee avoids the head kick by The Crack Head.
McGee fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McGee scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#CL2#
The Crack Head forces McGee back against the cage and clinches.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses. #TD#
McGee manages to pull guard. #SUB#
McGee working for a triangle but The Crack Head defends it easily.
The Crack Head wanted to stand there but McGee had control of the position. #T1#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
McGee is looking for a triangle here but The Crack Head uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
McGee is looking for a sweep.#SU2#
The Crack Head decides to stand up, so the ref orders McGee to his feet.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McGee manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McGee appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
The Crack Head moves in looking to clinch but McGee pushes him off.
McGee swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
The Crack Head wants to clinch.#T2#
The Crack Head fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Crack Head tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and McGee makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The Crack Head fails in his attempt to clinch.
A jab from McGee finds it's way through The Crack Head's defenses.
The Crack Head takes one to the chin there.
McGee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Crack Head moves away.
The Crack Head bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Crack Head looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McGee changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Crack Head, right into the meat.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up
and McGee counters with a straight right hand.#T3##CL2#
The Crack Head gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
McGee managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McGee blocks it with crossed arms.
McGee misses with the head strike.
McGee lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The Crack Head.#TD#
McGee pulls guard successfully. #SUB#
McGee looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! The Crack Head has picked McGee up and slammed him! McGee can't keep hold of the triangle and The Crack Head manages to pass to side control!
McGee is looking to reverse the position.
McGee is working hard here to advance position.
A control attempt from McGee but he's now mounted!
McGee tries to get back to half guard but can't. #T4#
McGee wants to control but The Crack Head is having none of it.
McGee tries to improve his position but instead The Crack Head has taken his back!
The Crack Head is hanging on to McGee's back as he tries to escape.
The Crack Head controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Riff McGee will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R5#
McGee feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Crack Head's calf.
McGee cracks The Crack Head with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McGee misses with a body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for McGee. That snapped The Crack Head's head back.
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
McGee cracks The Crack Head with a good jab.
The Crack Head throws a wild body kick that McGee sees coming a mile off.
The Crack Head misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McGee lands the left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McGee is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Crack Head can do to turn this around?
McGee blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head stalling in the clinch but McGee improves position.
McGee lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T1##BC#
McGee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head lands with a kick to the ribs.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses.
The Crack Head's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McGee fakes the leg kick and cracks The Crack Head in the body.
The Crack Head is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
The Crack Head takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McGee pushes The Crack Head away with a front kick.
McGee scores with a body shot.
Some bone on bone action there as McGee checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McGee blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head misses with a body kick.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses.
McGee scores with a body shot.
McGee fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McGee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Crack Head moves away.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head closes the distance looking to clinch
and McGee cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Crack Head looks to clinch
and McGee counters with a right hand to the body.
The Crack Head walks into a left hand.
McGee fails to land with a series of punches.
The Crack Head lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
McGee works The Crack Head's body with a nice hook.
The Crack Head has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from McGee.
McGee shoots in and drives through. The Crack Head sprawls well.
Nice uppercut there from McGee.
McGee checks a leg kick.
The Crack Head darts in trying to clinch
and McGee cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McGee manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
McGee connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
The Crack Head tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McGee scores with a jab to the body.
Good leg kick by McGee there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up.
McGee is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
The Crack Head gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jab by McGee.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that misses #TD#
and McGee decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in The Crack Head's guard.
McGee looking to pass the guard.
McGee trying to control but The Crack Head is working from the bottom. #T4#
McGee trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McGee won't allow The Crack Head to get back to his feet.
The Crack Head keeping moving, preventing McGee from controlling successfully.
Tyrone The Crack Head has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McGee stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. The Crack Head swivels though and keeps the full guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
The Crack Head clinches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Riff McGee showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McGee, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 50:45
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 50:45
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Riff McGee!

Tyrone The Crack Head was interviewed post fight and said 'F the UFC anyways!!!'.

 

Event: Just Bleed 18     
Date:   Dec 31, 2016
#R1#
Moody falls off balance throwing a combination
and The Crack Head counters with a slapping leg kick. #CL2#
Moody has closed the distance and engaged The Crack Head in a clinch.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Moody avoids the damage to the body.
We've been informed that Moody has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Moody trying to control the position but instead, The Crack Head has worked for underhooks and has pushed Moody into the cage.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moody.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moody.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into Moody's ribcage.
Moody using the Thai plumb to throw knees but The Crack Head has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Moody managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moody is defending well for now.#T1#
Moody prevents a body shot from The Crack Head.
Moody wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moody is defending well for now.
Moody being controlled against the cage.
Our sources have told us that The Crack Head has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Moody just leaning against The Crack Head, taking a breather.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moody.
Moody is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.#BC2#
Moody breaks the clinch.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moody. The Crack Head does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice body kick there by Moody.
The Crack Head tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Moody is able to avoid easily.#T2#
The Crack Head avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Moody will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Crack Head lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Moody moves out of range.
Moody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Crack Head went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The Crack Head gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Moody is blocking nicely.
Moody is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling him.
Moody on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T3#
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moody is defending well for now.
The Crack Head throws an elbow but it misses.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moody is defending well for now.
Moody unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head taking a breather.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Moody avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike. #T4#
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Moody tries to break free but The Crack Head pushes him back against the cage.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into Moody's ribcage.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Moody avoids the damage to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Moody.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Moody looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Moody softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Moody is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head is trying to stall.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
That's time! The Crack Head's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##CL2#
The Crack Head gets tackled into the cage by Moody. Moody maintains the clinch.
Moody is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Moody has The Crack Head pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moody avoids it.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Tyrone The Crack Head has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Moody blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head managing to block the knees to the body from Moody.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moody using the Thai plumb to throw knees but The Crack Head has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #BC2#
Moody breaks from the clinch. #CL#
The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Moody has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Moody misses with a knee to the head. #T1#
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Moody blocks it.
The Crack Head has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Moody's efforts to push away.
Moody tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Moody is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Moody won't want to take too many of those.
Moody leaning against his opponent.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow over the top.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Moody.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head. #T2#
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head stalling in the clinch but Moody improves position.
Moody blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#BC2#
Moody breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL2#
Moody closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Crack Head takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Moody controlling the action here for a moment.
Moody is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The Crack Head letting Moody take a breather here.#BC2#
Moody breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T3##CL#
The Crack Head pushes Moody up against the cage in a clinch.
Moody avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head managing to block the knees to the body from Moody.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Moody blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Moody stalling in the clinch but The Crack Head improves position.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moody can do to turn this around?
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Moody blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Moody up against the cage.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #T4#
A nice glancing elbow lands by Moody. #CUT2#
It looks like Tyrone The Crack Head has been cut.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Moody missing with knees to the body.
Moody wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A right handed body shot lands from Moody.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Moody looking to slow down the pace here.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
Moody is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Crack Head is defending well for now.
Moody takes a knee to the side of the body.
Moody wants to break the clinch but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tyrone The Crack Head's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
The Crack Head tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Crack Head fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Moody drives through and clinches with The Crack Head against the cage.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body. #BC2#
Moody's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Moody moves into range and lands a nice body kick. #CL2#
Moody gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC2#
Moody escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
Moody circles away from the clinch attempt.
Moody takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sloppy strikes from Moody. Those never looked like landing. #CL2#
Moody closes the distance and clinches.
Moody wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Moody manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment. #T1#
Moody looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The referee calls for The Crack Head to work.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moody blocks it with crossed arms.
Moody wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Moody tries to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling the position.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #BC2#
Moody's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Moody is having none of it. #CL2#
Moody gets a clinch.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.#BC2#
Moody pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T2##CL2#
Moody darts in and clinches The Crack Head up against the cage.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by The Crack Head as Moody tries to tie him up.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Moody wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Moody slowing the pace effectively.
Moody will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning The Crack Head up against the cage.#BC2#
Moody breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Moody clinches with his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head working Moody over with knees to the body.#T3#
Moody misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The Crack Head.
Moody lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moody avoids it.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moody.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Moody taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Moody is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Moody blocks with his arms.
A knee to the head by Moody.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moody avoids it.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.#T4#
The Crack Head is stalling here.
Moody misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Crack Head throws an elbow but misses.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Moody trying to stall but The Crack Head improves his position.
Moody tries to work over The Crack Head's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Moody wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
Moody avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Moody stalling the fight.
Moody blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hoss Moody has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Moody's face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#BC2#
Moody escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Moody moves out of range easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Hoss Moody.
I think The Crack Head has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!

Post fight, Tyrone The Crack Head took to the microphone: 'F the UFC!!'.

 

Event: Just Bleed 13     
Date:   Dec 03, 2016
#R1#
The Crack Head scores with a spinning back kick!
DeSalvo avoids the head kick by The Crack Head.
DeSalvo tries to counter with a takedown but The Crack Head is quick to defend against it.#CL2#
The Crack Head clinches up against the cage.
DeSalvo is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables The Crack Head to keep the fight standing.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and DeSalvo avoids it.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. DeSalvo won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but DeSalvo blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
DeSalvo takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by The Crack Head as DeSalvo tries to tie him up.
DeSalvo tries a body shot but The Crack Head blocks it.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
Nice elbow from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body. #T1#
The Crack Head controlling the action here for a moment.
DeSalvo struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
DeSalvo looking for a takedown.
DeSalvo avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. DeSalvo won't want to take too many of those.
DeSalvo takes a knee right on the jaw!
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
A head punch on the inside from DeSalvo fails to land.
DeSalvo just leaning against The Crack Head, taking a breather.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
DeSalvo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but DeSalvo blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
DeSalvo fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert DeSalvo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but DeSalvo blocks it.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
DeSalvo avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. DeSalvo seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if The Crack Head can turn it around.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
DeSalvo is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
DeSalvo blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
DeSalvo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Crack Head.
DeSalvo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
DeSalvo tries to pull guard but The Crack Head holds him up against the cage and eventually DeSalvo drops back down to his feet.
The Crack Head putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has DeSalvo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.#T3#
The Crack Head landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head is stalling here.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A short right from DeSalvo on the inside.
DeSalvo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
DeSalvo takes a knee right on the jaw!
DeSalvo has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by The Crack Head after a bit of a struggle.
Come on DeSalvo - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
DeSalvo is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling him.
DeSalvo tries to work over The Crack Head's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T4#
The Crack Head lands an elbow inside that DeSalvo shrugs off.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
DeSalvo swings wildly with an uppercut but The Crack Head uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
DeSalvo is breathing heavily.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. DeSalvo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. DeSalvo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but DeSalvo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Crack Head blocks an uppercut.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into DeSalvo's ribcage.
DeSalvo is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
The Crack Head lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and DeSalvo moves out of range easily.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Crack Head defending well as DeSalvo loads up on a big left hand.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but DeSalvo moves out of range. #CL2#
The Crack Head gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
DeSalvo takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
DeSalvo misses with a punch on the inside.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but DeSalvo avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head. #T1#
DeSalvo tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
The Crack Head controlling the action here for a moment.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but DeSalvo avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
The Crack Head putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has DeSalvo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
DeSalvo has a couple of punches blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head lands an elbow inside.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but DeSalvo blocks it with crossed arms.
DeSalvo is trying to break free.
DeSalvo has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
DeSalvo avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
DeSalvo tries to stall but The Crack Head uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
DeSalvo wants to stall.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into DeSalvo's ribcage.#T2#
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
DeSalvo tries for a takedown. No joy.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but DeSalvo blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but DeSalvo is blocking nicely.
DeSalvo misses with a punch to the body.
The Crack Head prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert DeSalvo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A head punch on the inside from DeSalvo fails to land.
The Crack Head takes a shot to the head.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but DeSalvo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #T3#
DeSalvo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
DeSalvo fails to pull guard.
DeSalvo takes a knee right on the jaw!
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head content to slow the pace in the clinch.
DeSalvo avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head avoiding damage.
DeSalvo misses with the head strike.
DeSalvo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
DeSalvo looking to stall.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and DeSalvo avoids it.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
DeSalvo swings wildly with an uppercut but The Crack Head uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from DeSalvo fails to land. #T4#
The Crack Head stalling in the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to throw a body punch but DeSalvo avoids it by throwing The Crack Head back against the cage.
DeSalvo avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Crack Head.
DeSalvo tries a body shot but The Crack Head blocks it.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
DeSalvo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
DeSalvo misses with a punch to the body.
DeSalvo tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Crack Head just stands there and leans against the cage.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
The Crack Head has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Crack Head working DeSalvo over with knees to the body.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but DeSalvo blocks it with crossed arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
The Crack Head throws a head kick that DeSalvo semi-blocks.
The Crack Head misses with a low kick.
DeSalvo throws a body punch but The Crack Head moves out of range. #CL2#
The Crack Head gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
DeSalvo working hard to break the clinch.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head lands an elbow inside that DeSalvo shrugs off.
The Crack Head has DeSalvo pushed against the cage.
DeSalvo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
DeSalvo takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
DeSalvo misses with a punch on the inside.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. DeSalvo won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head landing some nice looking knees to the body.
DeSalvo takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. DeSalvo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but DeSalvo blocks it.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to DeSalvo's face.
The Crack Head pressing his opponent against the cage.
DeSalvo struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
DeSalvo lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
DeSalvo is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Crack Head is keeping busy.
DeSalvo has a couple of punches blocked by The Crack Head. #T2#
DeSalvo slowing the pace effectively.
DeSalvo wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is pushing DeSalvo up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. DeSalvo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. DeSalvo won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head stalling in the clinch.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. DeSalvo won't want to take too many of those.#T3#
DeSalvo takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. DeSalvo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
DeSalvo takes a knee right on the jaw!
DeSalvo working aggressively here.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
DeSalvo throws a punch but it's blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to DeSalvo's face.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from DeSalvo.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
DeSalvo stalling in the clinch but The Crack Head improves position.
DeSalvo working aggressively here.
The Crack Head taking a break, stalling in the clinch. #T4#
The referee is keeping an eye on DeSalvo - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
DeSalvo just leaning against The Crack Head, taking a breather.
DeSalvo letting The Crack Head take a breather here.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Crack Head blocks an uppercut.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for DeSalvo.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for DeSalvo.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
Albert DeSalvo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by DeSalvo as The Crack Head tries to tie him up.
The Crack Head blocks a body shot from DeSalvo.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone The Crack Head comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The Crack Head has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 26:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 26:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!

Tyrone The Crack Head looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'F the UFC!!'.

 

Event: Just Bleed 9 - London     
Date:   Oct 29, 2016
#R1#
The Crack Head throws a front kick aimed at Hashimoto's knee but Hashimoto avoids it well.
Hashimoto feinted with a counter takedown.
The Crack Head tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hashimoto is able to avoid easily.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Hashimoto moves out of range easily.
Hashimoto half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
The Crack Head thows a leg kick but Hashimoto checks it #TD#
and Hashimoto counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The Crack Head keeping moving, preventing Hashimoto from controlling successfully.
Hashimoto throws a big right hand that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head wants to stand but Hashimoto is controlling the position.
Hashimoto working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Hashimoto with a flurry of punches that miss. #T1#
Hashimoto stopping the sweep attempt from The Crack Head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hashimoto throws a big right hand that misses.
Hashimoto trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hashimoto trying to control but The Crack Head is working from the bottom.
The Crack Head is pulling down on Hashimoto's head to control his posture.
The Crack Head utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The Crack Head is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The Crack Head keeping moving, preventing Hashimoto from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that misses #TD#
and Hashimoto decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in The Crack Head's guard.
Hashimoto throws a big right hand that misses. #T2#
Hashimoto stands up over The Crack Head, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hashimoto throwing strikes from guard but The Crack Head blocks nicely.
Hashimoto throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Crack Head works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hashimoto is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Hashimoto is looking to work some ground and pound but The Crack Head has wrist control.
The Crack Head is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hashimoto postures up in The Crack Head's guard and throws a big left but The Crack Head blocks it.
The Crack Head is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The Crack Head tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T3#
Hashimoto working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of The Crack Head's head.
Hashimoto connects with a couple of short punches.
Hashimoto working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Hashimoto lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The Crack Head is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Hashimoto with a flurry of punches that miss.
The Crack Head has control of Hashimoto's left arm, preventing Hashimoto from doing any damage.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hashimoto throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Crack Head works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The Crack Head pulls Hashimoto in close to his closed guard and prevents Hashimoto from doing any damage or advancing position.
Hashimoto postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T4#
Hashimoto with a flurry of punches that miss.
The Crack Head preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hashimoto preventing the sweep.
Hashimoto seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses #TD#
and Hashimoto counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Hashimoto throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The Crack Head keeping moving, preventing Hashimoto from controlling successfully.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hashimoto throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Crack Head works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hashimoto lands a couple of elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Takeshi Hashimoto dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
Hashimoto attempts a counter takedown but The Crack Head avoids it well and moves away.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Hashimoto moves out of range easily.
Hashimoto avoids the head kick by The Crack Head.
Hashimoto appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#TD#
Hashimoto shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in The Crack Head's guard.
The Crack Head is wriggling around but Hashimoto manages to pass to half guard. #REVB#
Hashimoto looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Hashimoto wants to control but The Crack Head is keeping him busy.
Hashimoto has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hashimoto throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The Crack Head is refusing to be controlled, as Hashimoto sits in half guard.
The Crack Head is trying to stand. #T1#
Hashimoto missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hashimoto sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. The Crack Head defending well though.
Hashimoto thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Crack Head's head.
Hashimoto prevents The Crack Head from improving his position.
Hashimoto throwing shots but The Crack Head is blocking nicely.
Hashimoto missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hashimoto lands with a punch from half guard.
Hashimoto thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Crack Head's head.
Hashimoto sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. The Crack Head defending well though.
Hashimoto is thwarting The Crack Head's attempts to control the position.
The Crack Head blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hashimoto. #T2#
Hashimoto scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The Crack Head is trying to stand.
Hashimoto throws a strike but The Crack Head avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Hashimoto is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The Crack Head keeping moving, preventing Hashimoto from controlling successfully.
Hashimoto with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hashimoto postures up in The Crack Head's guard and throws a big left but The Crack Head blocks it.
Hashimoto won't allow The Crack Head to sweep him here.
The Crack Head is looking to stand up but Hashimoto isn't so interested in that idea.
Hashimoto trying to move into half guard but instead The Crack Head has managed to sweep!#REVB##T3#
Hashimoto is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The Crack Head is looking to stand up but Hashimoto won't let him.
My spies in Bruize Brothaz inform me that The Crack Head has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Hashimoto is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Crack Head can do to turn this around?
Hashimoto tries to land a sweep but no joy. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick but Hashimoto sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick that is checked#TD#
and Hashimoto decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in The Crack Head's guard.#T4#
Hashimoto pushing down on The Crack Head's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Hashimoto is trying to control. The Crack Head wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Hashimoto sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. The Crack Head defending well though.
Hashimoto not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hashimoto not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Takeshi Hashimoto overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hashimoto not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hashimoto not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The Crack Head is looking for a sweep. Hashimoto is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hashimoto trying to control from half guard but The Crack Head is working away.
The Crack Head tries to get to full guard but Hashimoto has control of the leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Takeshi Hashimoto dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
A head kick by The Crack Head misses #TD#
and Hashimoto counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Hashimoto.
Hashimoto trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hashimoto wants to control from the top but The Crack Head keeps moving.
Hashimoto postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hashimoto accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The Crack Head avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The Crack Head is pulling down on Hashimoto's head to control his posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hashimoto connects with a couple of short punches.
Hashimoto wants to control from the top but The Crack Head keeps moving.
The Crack Head utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T1#
Hashimoto postures up in The Crack Head's guard and throws a big left but The Crack Head blocks it.
Hashimoto scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Hashimoto throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Crack Head works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The Crack Head wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Hashimoto loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hashimoto working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The Crack Head wants to sweep but no luck.
Hashimoto in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The Crack Head utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Crack Head pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hashimoto is out of range and The Crack Head settles back down.
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses. #T2#
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick #TD#
and Hashimoto counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Hashimoto throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hashimoto throws a big elbow that misses.
The Crack Head utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hashimoto in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hashimoto looking to sit in guard and control but The Crack Head gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Hashimoto seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T3#
Hashimoto looking to hit a scissor sweep but The Crack Head is one step ahead there.
The Crack Head wants to get up but he can't break Hashimoto's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hashimoto is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hashimoto is working hard here to advance position.
Tyrone The Crack Head has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Crack Head throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hashimoto works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The Crack Head wants to slow Hashimoto down by chopping away at his legs.
Hashimoto feinted with a counter takedown.
Hashimoto closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Crack Head circles away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Takeshi Hashimoto showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Hashimoto, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Takeshi Hashimoto!

The defeated Tyrone The Crack Head had this to say: 'F the UFC anyways!!!'.

 

Event: HFC 280 Lewis vs Lyons II     
Date:   Sep 24, 2016
#R1#
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
Kulkunen has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as The Crack Head is landing a low percentage of strikes.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses. #TD2#
Kulkunen scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Kulkunen prevents The Crack Head from standing back up.
Kulkunen sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The Crack Head is looking to escape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head won't allow Kulkunen to pass to mount.
Kulkunen moves nicely into side control.
The Crack Head knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Kulkunen on the ground.
The Crack Head tries to improve position but can't. #T1#
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The Crack Head being controlled for a moment.
The Crack Head wants to get back to his feet but Kulkunen is dominant here and he's now got The Crack Head's back!
Kulkunen has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of The Crack Head's body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The Crack Head's coaches at Bruize Brothaz have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Kulkunen controlling well, preventing The Crack Head from escaping the position.
Kulkunen has good solid back control here. #T3#
The Crack Head is trying to get back to his feet but Kulkunen has full control of the position and if anything, The Crack Head has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Kulkunen keeps control of the position easily here as The Crack Head tries to buck him off.
Kulkunen's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Let's hope that Kulkunen has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The Crack Head might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Kulkunen is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. The Crack Head has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Kulkunen has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! The Crack Head taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Kulkunen doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Veikko Kulkunen!
In his post fight interview, Veikko Kulkunen started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
In defeat, Tyrone The Crack Head stepped up to the mic, saying 'F the UFC anyways!!!'.

 

Event: HFC 276 Prime vs DeLuise     
Date:   Aug 27, 2016
#R1#
The Crack Head tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sata scores with a hook.#CL2#
The Crack Head moves into the clinch successfully.
Sata lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sata has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sata on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Crack Head just misses with a elbow thrown towards Sata's brow.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
Sata is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Sata is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head is trying to stall.
Sata struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sata on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sata has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #BC#
Sata breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sata just misses with a punch to the body.
The Crack Head wants to land a leg kick but Sata is out of range. #T1#
The Crack Head throws a leg kick but Sata moved away.
The Crack Head thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sata if he has to take too many more of those.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Sata moves out of range.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Sata moves out of range.
As The Crack Head tries to get set, Sata tries to push him back and clinch up but The Crack Head manages to avoid the attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Sata is defended easily by The Crack Head.#CL2#
The Crack Head closes the distance and clinches.
Sata misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sata avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Sata scores with a knee to the head.
Sata managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sata is defending well for now.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sata has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sata blocks an elbow strike.#T2##TD#
Sata has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics The Crack Head uses from the top position.
The Crack Head would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The Crack Head is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Sata has his hands on The Crack Head's head, controlling the position.
The Crack Head wanted to stand there but Sata had control of the position.
The Crack Head must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Sata controls The Crack Head momentarily but The Crack Head frees himself. #T3#
Sata has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but The Crack Head has passed into side control.
You can see the frustration on Sata's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Sata tries to bench press The Crack Head off him but The Crack Head keeps the position. #SU2#
The Crack Head decides to stand up, so the ref orders Sata to his feet.
Sata swats away the attempt to clinch by The Crack Head.
Sata circles away from the clinch attempt.
A shot to the liver by Sata. Beautiful body shot.#T4##CL2#
The Crack Head has closed the distance and engaged Sata in a clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sata avoids it.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sata.
The Crack Head creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sata's defenses.
Sata managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Sata managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
I was talking to Sata's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Sata scores with a nice hook to the head.#TD#
Sata is trying to trip The Crack Head. He has hold of a leg but The Crack Head is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Sata persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sata trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The Crack Head looking to control but Sata passes into half guard.
Sata throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Sata in particular looking to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
The Crack Head looks to clinch
and The Crack Head takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Sata goes for a takedown in the clinch but The Crack Head prevents it.
Sata manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Sata is trying to work for a single leg takedown but The Crack Head pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sata working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sata blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Sata blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sata is defending well for now.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sata is defending well for now.#T1#
The Crack Head is pushing Sata up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sata is defending well for now.
Still in the clinch, Sata scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sata is struggling to control the position.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Sata is blocking nicely.
Sata drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Akiro Sata. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Crack Head is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Sata is working for takedown but The Crack Head is calmly controlling the position for now.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Sata blocks with his arms. #T2#
The Crack Head looking to stall.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head. #BC#
Sata pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sata misses the shot to the body. #TD#
Sata fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. The Crack Head sprawls well initially but Sata persists and gets the takedown into half guard. #ES2#
The Crack Head kicks off Sata and gets to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Crack Head tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Sata is able to avoid easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Sata misses the target.
Sata lands an overhand right.
The Crack Head doesn't manage to clinch there - Sata circles away.
The Crack Head takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
No luck for Sata with that takedown attempt.
The Crack Head doesn't manage to clinch there - Sata circles away.
Sata shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Crack Head as he jumps to the side. #T3#
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch but Sata swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Crack Head wants to clinch up but Sata keeps it at a distance.#CL2#
The Crack Head has taken the fight to the clinch.
Sata leaning against his opponent.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sata.
The Crack Head has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sata managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Sata softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Crack Head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sata on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Sata avoids the damage to the body.
Sata on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T4#
Sata lands with a left to the head.
Sata tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Crack Head just stands there and leans against the cage.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
Sata lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Crack Head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sata has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Crack Head prevents Sata from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head lands an elbow inside.
Sata is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Crack Head is keeping busy.
Sata tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sata blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sata managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Sata tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crack Head's elbow.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Sata avoids the damage to the body.
Sata drops down looking for an ankle pick but The Crack Head pulls his leg out and moves away.
Sata lands a glancing blow to the side of The Crack Head's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sata throwing a counter right hand but The Crack Head manages to avoid it.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses.
Sata lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#TD#
Sata fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. The Crack Head sprawls well initially but Sata persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The Crack Head is trying to stand up here but Sata is controlling him well.
Akiro Sata overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The Crack Head trying to hold on to Sata's head to control him but Sata postures up.
Sata landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are battling for position here. The Crack Head manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Sata trying to control the position from guard on top but The Crack Head is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sata scoring with some ground and pound. #T1#
The Crack Head is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Sata working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sata has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The Crack Head is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Sata will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Sata looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Sata tries to free his leg and advance position but The Crack Head is retaining full guard. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The Crack Head utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#CL2#
The Crack Head closes the distance and pushes Sata back into the cage.#BC#
Sata breaks the clinch.
Sata is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sata lands a slapping body shot.
Akiro Sata is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice body punch from Sata.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Sata moves out of range.
Sata is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#CL2#
The Crack Head clinches up with Sata and pushes him back against the cage.
Sata goes for a takedown attempt but The Crack Head pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
The Crack Head tries to land a body kick
and Sata counters with a nice uppercut.
Sata fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Crack Head manages to avoid it.
The Crack Head takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sata paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The Crack Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sata shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. The Crack Head eats them both and turns towards Sata to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sata manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
The Crack Head throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sata's head.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick but Sata checks it.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sata closes the distance and clinches up with The Crack Head, looking for a takedown. Sata pushes The Crack Head against the cage but The Crack Head circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Nice uppercut lands for Sata. That snapped The Crack Head's head back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sata avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sata uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before The Crack Head has time to react.#CL2#
The Crack Head moves into the clinch successfully.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Sata struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Sata is blocking nicely.
Sata lands a nice uppercut.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses. #BC#
Sata breaks from the clinch. #T4#
Sata keeps the fight on the outside.
Sata misses with a two punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sata cracks The Crack Head with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Sata fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Akiro Sata has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sata scores with a shot to the body.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Sata moves out of range.
The Crack Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #TD#
Sata shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Sata loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The Crack Head wants to get back to his feet but Sata is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Sata cracks The Crack Head with a solid left hand.
Sata postures up in The Crack Head's guard and throws a big left but The Crack Head blocks it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Akiro Sata showed his dominance in that final round.
I think The Crack Head has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!

Post fight, Tyrone The Crack Head took to the microphone: 'F the UFC!!'.

 

Event: HFC 273 Compete     
Date:   Aug 06, 2016
#R1#
The Crack Head pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Crack Head lands a nice leg kick that just misses Petrycki's sensitive parts.
Petrycki swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Crack Head.
Petrycki connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed The Crack Head momentarily.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch but Petrycki is avoiding it.
The Crack Head wants to clinch.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up but Petrycki swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Crack Head pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Petrycki throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Crack Head throws a head kick but Petrycki moves out of range. #CL2#
The Crack Head instigates a clinch.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Petrycki lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Petrycki cracks The Crack Head with a nice body shot.#T1#
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Petrycki blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Petrycki avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head has Petrycki pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Petrycki blocks with his arms.
Petrycki is working The Crack Head over against the cage.#BC#
Petrycki pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Petrycki throws a series of punches but The Crack Head moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Petrycki.
Petrycki scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Petrycki keeps the fight on the outside.#CL2#
Petrycki gets tackled into the cage by The Crack Head. The Crack Head maintains the clinch.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #BC#
Petrycki breaks the clinch.
Petrycki scores with a one two! The Crack Head had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up but Petrycki swats him away and circles back towards the center. #T2#
Petrycki misses with a few strikes there.
The Crack Head tries to clinch there but Petrycki circles away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Petrycki.
The Crack Head takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.#CL2#
The Crack Head takes the fight into the clinch.
Petrycki scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Petrycki blocks it.
Petrycki lands a hook to the side of the head.
Petrycki takes a knee right on the jaw! #CUT2#
It looks like Bogdan Petrycki has been cut.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Petrycki blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Petrycki throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head. #T3#
Still in the clinch, Petrycki scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Petrycki.
Petrycki lands a body punch.
Petrycki pushes The Crack Head back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Petrycki avoids it.
Petrycki changes levels and goes for a takedown here. The Crack Head fights it off and pushes away nicely.
A head kick from Petrycki lands but The Crack Head takes it in his stride.
The Crack Head looks for the body kick but Petrycki saw that one coming.
The Crack Head wants to clinch up but Petrycki keeps it at a distance.
Petrycki tries a head kick but it misses.
The Crack Head wants to clinch
and Petrycki counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Petrycki is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Petrycki throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head moves in looking to clinch but Petrycki pushes him off.#T4#
Petrycki swats away the attempt to clinch by The Crack Head.
Petrycki throws a one two combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses
and Petrycki counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Petrycki paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Petrycki clobbers The Crack Head with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Petrycki throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nice cross by Petrycki.
Petrycki has been working on his balance at Wreckshop, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head wants to clinch
and Petrycki counters with a nice body kick.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up
and Petrycki counters with a left to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Petrycki ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bogdan Petrycki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bogdan Petrycki's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Petrycki works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The Crack Head on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Petrycki scores with a jab to the body.
The Crack Head takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
Petrycki throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Petrycki getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The Crack Head throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
enabling Petrycki to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#
The Crack Head is rocked!
Petrycki walks forward, straight into a front kick from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is still on wobbly legs! Can Petrycki finish him?
A nice leg kick lands there from Petrycki.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Petrycki takes a kick to the side of the head.
The Crack Head seems to have recovered his senses.
Crunch! Petrycki slams his shin into The Crack Head's torso.
Petrycki lands a nice looking body kick.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that misses
and Petrycki counters with a straight right hand.
The Crack Head is breathing heavily.
The Crack Head is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
It looked like Petrycki was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Petrycki scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Crack Head doesn't seem bothered though. #T1#
Petrycki batters The Crack Head with a massive right followed by a huge left! The Crack Head is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Petrycki lands a final crushing right hand to drop The Crack Head to the mat with a gruesome thud! Petrycki is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bogdan Petrycki!
Bogdan Petrycki retains his bantamweight title!
A relieved looking Bogdan Petrycki thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Tyrone The Crack Head had this to say: 'F the UFC anyways!!!'.

 

Event: HFC 268 Big Bad Buzz     
Date:   Jul 02, 2016
#R1##CL#
The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins tries to circle away but The Crack Head has him pinned against the cage.
Jenkins wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but The Crack Head keeps him there for the moment.#BC2#
Jenkins escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Jenkins counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Crack Head looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jenkins throws a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenkins.
Jenkins thows a body kick. The Crack Head tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Crack Head pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jenkins is out of range and The Crack Head settles back down.
Jenkins only half commits to the counter leg kick.#CL#
The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head lands a damaging elbow.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body. #T1#
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
Our sources have told us that The Crack Head has been working on his elbows in the gym.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Crack Head effectively controlling the action here.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
Jenkins has thrown a lot of knees so far in this fight and we're lead to believe that's something he's been working on the gym prior to this fight.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jenkins working aggressively here.
The Crack Head is pushing Jenkins up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jenkins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Crack Head is defending well for now.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Jenkins can't break the clinch. #T2#
Jenkins looking to slow down the pace here.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jenkins throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Crack Head.#CL#
The Crack Head clinches up with Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage.
Jenkins tries to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling the position.
The Crack Head keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #BC2#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jenkins blocks the body kick.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jenkins misses with a head kick. #CL#
The Crack Head pushes Jenkins up against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#T3#
Jenkins is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jenkins dodges an elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment. #BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch.
The Crack Head takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Jenkins moves out of range easily. #T4#
Jenkins scores with a head kick.
Jenkins thows a body kick. The Crack Head tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch but Jenkins is avoiding it.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
Jenkins scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section. #CL#
The Crack Head moves into the clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Jenkins throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Crack Head's head.#CL#
The Crack Head has closed the distance and engaged Jenkins in a clinch. #BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jenkins misses with a leg kick.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL#
The Crack Head clinches up with Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Jenkins misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tyrone The Crack Head has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jenkins swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it. #T1#
Jenkins looking to stall.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Crack Head takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head. #T2#
The Crack Head slowing the pace effectively.
The Crack Head's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The Crack Head is pushing Jenkins up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Crack Head gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pushed against the cage.#BC2#
Jenkins manages to break the clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jenkins buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick
and Jenkins counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head misses with a head kick. #T3#
The Crack Head tries to clinch up but Jenkins circles away and keeps his distance.
Jenkins lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#CL#
The Crack Head closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Crack Head is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jenkins can do to turn this around?
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Jenkins tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jenkins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #T4#
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow strike.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #BC2#
Jenkins breaks from the clinch.
A clash of legs there as Jenkins blocks the low kick.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jenkins swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Crack Head fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenkins.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
The Crack Head rushes Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
The Crack Head walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jenkins checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that misses
and Jenkins makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Good leg kick by Jenkins there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Crack Head takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jenkins throws a head kick that half lands.
The Crack Head takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL#
The Crack Head pushes Jenkins up against the cage in a clinch.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
Jenkins is trying to break free.#BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins. #T1##CL#
The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.#BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jenkins paws at him with a jab and circles away.#CL#
The Crack Head fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jenkins, pushing him back against the cage.#T2#
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Jenkins makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jenkins looking to stall.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time. #T3#
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins gets through The Crack Head's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but The Crack Head keeps him there for the moment.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.#T4#
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The Crack Head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jenkins struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jenkins tries to break free but The Crack Head pushes him back against the cage.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Leeroy Jenkins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jenkins misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jenkins takes an elbow to the temple.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone The Crack Head showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Crack Head, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!

In his post fight interview, Tyrone The Crack Head gave a big smile as he said 'F the UFC!!'.
The defeated Leeroy Jenkins had this to say: 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC 262 Golden Opportunity     
Date:   May 21, 2016
#R1#
The Crack Head throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
A head kick from Jenkins lands but The Crack Head takes it in his stride.
Jenkins thumps The Crack Head with a low kick.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins. #CL2#
The Crack Head rushes Jenkins and presses him up against the cage.
The Crack Head working Jenkins over with knees to the body.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks with his arms.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
Jenkins wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jenkins in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Jenkins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The Crack Head avoids it.#T1#
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
The Crack Head lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.
The Crack Head told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Jenkins being controlled against the cage.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #BC#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and The Crack Head moves out of range easily.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick
and Jenkins counters with a head kick.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
The Crack Head clinches up against the cage.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Jenkins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it. #T2#
The Crack Head taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head slowing the pace effectively.
Jenkins takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head avoiding damage as Jenkins throws knees to the body. #T3#
Jenkins avoids a wild elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head is pushing Jenkins up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jenkins's face.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks with his arms. #BC#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses. #CL2#
The Crack Head forces Jenkins back against the cage and clinches.
The Crack Head slows down the pace here.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T4#
The Crack Head lands an elbow just above Jenkins 's eye.
The Crack Head effectively controlling the action here.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but The Crack Head keeps him there for the moment.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Jenkins is having none of it.
A head kick from Jenkins lands but The Crack Head takes it in his stride.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses
and Jenkins counters with a big head kick but The Crack Head shrugs it off.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Jenkins moves out of range.
The Crack Head wants to clinch.
Leeroy Jenkins is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL2#
The Crack Head moves into the clinch successfully.
The referee calls for The Crack Head to work. #T1#
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jenkins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The Crack Head avoids it.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jenkins blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage. #T2#
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling him.
Jenkins wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jenkins.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks with his arms.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#T3##BC#
Jenkins escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jenkins has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#CL2#
The Crack Head has managed to clinch.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head taking a breather.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but The Crack Head has double underhooks.
The Crack Head has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Jenkins tries to work over The Crack Head's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T4#
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but The Crack Head has double underhooks.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but The Crack Head has double underhooks.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head just leaning against Jenkins, taking a breather.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jenkins blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
The Crack Head wants to clinch up but Jenkins keeps it at a distance.
Jenkins throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Crack Head's head.
Jenkins throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Crack Head's head.#CL2#
The Crack Head gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks with his arms.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The Crack Head receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike. #T1#
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body. #BC#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jenkins looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jenkins throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Crack Head.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Jenkins avoids the head kick by The Crack Head. #CL2#
The Crack Head drives through and clinches with Jenkins against the cage.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Jenkins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jenkins working hard to break the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head. #T2#
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jenkins missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jenkins working hard to break the clinch.
Jenkins tries to circle away but The Crack Head has him pinned against the cage.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
Stalling in the clinch from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
The referee is keeping an eye on The Crack Head - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #T3#
Jenkins is looking to control The Crack Head's arms but The Crack Head gets an underhook and turns him. Now Jenkins has his back to the cage.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head stalling against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jenkins as The Crack Head tries to tie him up.
Jenkins tries to circle away but The Crack Head has him pinned against the cage.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The Crack Head gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
Leeroy Jenkins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Crack Head goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Crack Head on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone The Crack Head comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got The Crack Head winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!

Tyrone The Crack Head took some time post fight to say the following; 'F the UFC!!'.
The defeated Leeroy Jenkins had this to say: 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC 258 TNT     
Date:   Apr 23, 2016
#R1#
The Crack Head misses with a body kick.
Rodriguez fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Crack Head avoids it really well and circles away.#CL#
Rodriguez tries to keep at a distance but The Crack Head has taken the fight into the clinch.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head. #CUT#
It looks like Ligerito Rodriguez has been cut.
The Crack Head gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Rodriguez.
Rodriguez takes a knee to the side of the body.
Rodriguez wants a takedown.
Tyrone The Crack Head has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ligerito Rodriguez.
Rodriguez has The Crack Head pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. The Crack Head manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Rodriguez looks winded!
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
Rodriguez goes for a takedown attempt but The Crack Head pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Rodriguez closes the distance and clinches up with The Crack Head, looking for a takedown. Rodriguez pushes The Crack Head against the cage but The Crack Head circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The Crack Head has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Heart Cave (10 elites, 3 double-elites, 1 triple) in the buildup to the fight.#CL#
The Crack Head has managed to clinch.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head. #T1#
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Rodriguez takes a knee right on the jaw! #ROC#
Rodriguez is rocked!
The referee is keeping an eye on The Crack Head - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The Crack Head lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rodriguez takes a knee right on the jaw!
Rodriguez is still on wobbly legs! Can The Crack Head finish him?
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head looking to slow down the pace here.
The Crack Head stalling the fight.
Rodriguez seems to have recovered his senses.
Rodriguez is looking to take this one to the mat.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head slows down the pace here.
The Crack Head is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Rodriguez is keeping busy.#T2#
Rodriguez goes for a takedown in the clinch but The Crack Head prevents it.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Crack Head working Rodriguez over with knees to the body.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Rodriguez blocks it.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Rodriguez is looking to take this one to the mat.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into Rodriguez's ribcage.
The Crack Head putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Rodriguez in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Crack Head takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Crack Head lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head. #T3#
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Rodriguez takes a knee right on the jaw!
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head is pressed up against the cage. Rodriguez has hold of a leg and is looking to drag The Crack Head down to the mat. The Crack Head avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The Crack Head lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Crack Head bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.#CL#
The Crack Head pushes Rodriguez up against the cage in a clinch.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Rodriguez drops down looking for an ankle pick but The Crack Head pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL#
The Crack Head has managed to clinch.
Rodriguez changes levels and goes for a takedown here. The Crack Head fights it off and pushes away nicely.
The Crack Head fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ligerito Rodriguez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#KD#
The Crack Head lands a big head kick that sends Rodriguez tumbling to the mat! The Crack Head takes a step backwards and waves Rodriguez back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL#
Rodriguez gets tackled into the cage by The Crack Head. The Crack Head maintains the clinch.
Rodriguez looking for a takedown.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Rodriguez lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. #T4#
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with a knee to the head.
Rodriguez takes a knee right on the jaw!
The Crack Head lands an elbow that stopped Rodriguez in his tracks for a moment.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Rodriguez blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Rodriguez can't get the takedown.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head working the clinch nicely. Rodriguez is working for position but The Crack Head cracks him with a big knee to the head! Rodriguez crumples up against the cage and The Crack Head lands two more shots before the ref can save Rodriguez! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Tyrone The Crack Head!
Tyrone The Crack Head made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'F the UFC!!'.

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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