Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: GC 303
Date: Jul 04, 2019

#R1#
Heimer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Heimer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Douchebag doesn't seem bothered though.
Heimer jabs Douchebag right on the nose. Douchebag blinks but takes it well.
Heimer throws out a loose jab but Douchebag uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heimer has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Douchebag is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Heimer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Heimer misses with a looping left.
Nice takedown defense from Heimer . No joy for Douchebag on that attempt.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Heimer sprawls well. Heimer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Douchebag goes for a double leg but Heimer avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Heimer continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Douchebag scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Heimer wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Heimer has hold of Douchebag's hands but Douchebag slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB2#
Heimer actively working from the bottom here.
Heimer tries to get to full guard but Douchebag has control of the leg.
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T1##SUB#
Douchebag seems to be looking for submissions.
Heimer trying to hold on to Douchebag's head to control him but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag drops an elbow to the side of Heimer 's head.
We've been hearing that Douchebag has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Douchebag wants to control but Heimer is keeping him busy.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Heimer makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Heimer .#SUB2#
Heimer is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Douchebag is aware though and is defending well.
Douchebag postures up in Heimer 's guard and throws a big left but Heimer blocks it.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Heimer keeps moving.
Douchebag is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Heimer trying to control the position. #T2##SUB#
Douchebag thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Heimer is trying to keep Douchebag in close.
Douchebag is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Heimer has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Douchebag can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Heimer working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Heimer is tightening it up a little... Douchebag has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Douchebag reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Douchebag taps out! Nice BJJ there by Heimer !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Burke Heimer !
Burke Heimer thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: GC 297
Date: May 31, 2019

#R1#
Haze looks to score with a jab to the body but Douchebag is just out of range.
Douchebag tries to clinch there but Haze circles away.
Douchebag with a lazy takedown attempt
and Haze counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Haze as he jumps to the side.
Haze throws a low kick, looking for Douchebag's leg but Douchebag calmly moves out of range. #CL2#
Douchebag clinches.
Douchebag is trying to drag Haze to the mat but Haze just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Jerry Haze has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.#BC2#
Douchebag pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Douchebag ducks under a wild hook from Haze.
Douchebag shoots for a double leg takedown but Haze sprawls well. He's pushed Douchebag's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag shoots in for a double leg but Haze sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Douchebag defending well as Haze loads up on a big left hand.
Haze tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Haze staying out of range there.
Douchebag moves to clinch but Haze breaks away
and Douchebag takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
Douchebag tries to clinch up.
An attempted straight right counter from Haze misses the target.
Douchebag lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Haze circles away quickly and effectively.#TD2#
Douchebag closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Douchebag lands in his opponent's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Haze seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.
Douchebag stopping the sweep attempt from Haze.
Douchebag stands up over Haze, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Haze looking for a sweep. Not yet Haze, not yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Haze looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T2#
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Haze has wrist control.
Haze wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag postures up in Haze's guard and throws a big left but Haze blocks it.
Douchebag is in close to Haze's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Haze working a defensive guard here.
Haze preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Haze keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Haze looking for a sweep. Not yet Haze, not yet.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Douchebag working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.#T3#
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Haze is looking to sweep but instead, Douchebag has passed into half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Haze is looking to improve his position.
Haze is trying to control but can't.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Haze tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Haze on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Haze regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Douchebag.
Haze tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T4#
Haze keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Douchebag stopping the sweep attempt from Haze.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Haze's head.
Haze not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Haze throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Haze looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
Douchebag trying to control but Haze is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Haze will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away. #CL2#
Douchebag clinches.
Douchebag drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Douchebag scores with a nice hook to the head.
Haze lands with a short shot to the head.
Haze can't find room to land a body shot as Douchebag controls the action.
Douchebag has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Haze.
Haze has a couple of punches blocked by Douchebag.
Douchebag is looking to take this one to the mat.
Haze swings wildly with an uppercut but Douchebag uses good head movement to avoid it.
Haze misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag is stalling here.
Haze lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Douchebag has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Haze is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Jerry Haze has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Haze scores with a shoulder strike.
Douchebag goes for a takedown attempt but Haze pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance. #T1#
Haze throws a nice outside leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Douchebag blocks the low kick.
Douchebag avoids the body shot from Haze. #TD#
Haze darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Douchebag works his way to full guard. Good work.
Haze lands a couple of digs.
Haze lands a couple of elbows.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Haze postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Haze wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Haze's guard. #REVB#
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Haze's head.#T2#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douchebag's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Haze working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Douchebag throws an elbow that misses. Haze uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douchebag's guard. Nice move by Haze!#REVR#
Douchebag is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Haze is looking to improve his position.
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Haze has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Douchebag is working away from the top position though.
Douchebag thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #T3#
Douchebag scoring with strikes to the body and head. #SUB2#
Douchebag seems to be looking for submissions.
Haze tries to get to full guard but Douchebag has control of the leg.
Douchebag with the ground and pound but Haze uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Haze looking to hit a scissor sweep but Douchebag is one step ahead there.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Haze trying to keep a closed guard but Douchebag is proving a slippery customer.
Douchebag throws an elbow that misses. Haze uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douchebag's guard. Nice move by Haze!#REVR##T4#
Douchebag not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Haze wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Haze postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Haze preventing the sweep. #SUB2#
Douchebag has an active guard here but Haze has managed to pass into half guard.
Douchebag lands a couple of sideways elbows.
Haze is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Douchebag is looking for a sweep. Haze is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Douchebag gets back to full guard.
Douchebag lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Haze dominated that second round.
That's time! Haze's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Haze's waist but Haze gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Douchebag off to one side.
Haze throws a counter high kick but Douchebag was just alert enough to avoid it.
Haze throws a right and a left that both miss.
Douchebag shoots and misses
and Haze counters with a slapping leg kick.
Douchebag lands with a good body shot.
Haze works the jab nicely.
Douchebag with a lazy takedown attempt
and Haze cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jerry Haze has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Haze scores with a three punch combo!
Douchebag closes the distance but Haze moves to the side
enabling Haze to counter with a crisp jab.
Haze tries to land a front kick but Douchebag steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Haze throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Douchebag wants to clinch.
Haze throws a hook but Douchebag avoids it easily.#T1##TD2#
Douchebag closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Haze did well to prevent Douchebag getting side control.
Haze makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Haze.
Douchebag stopping the sweep attempt from Haze.
Haze preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Haze wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag trying to control but Haze is working from the bottom.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag slips nicely into half guard.
Haze moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#T2#
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Haze working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Haze has wrist control.
Douchebag working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Haze is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Haze looking to hit a scissor sweep but Douchebag is one step ahead there.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#T3#
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douchebag trying to control but Haze is working from the bottom.
Haze looking to hit a scissor sweep but Douchebag is one step ahead there. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Douchebag looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Haze stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#CL2#
Douchebag gets a clinch.
Douchebag blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Douchebag is trying to drag Haze to the mat but Haze just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Douchebag drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #T4##TD2#
Douchebag turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Haze taking a bit of punishment here - Douchebag scoring with strikes.
Douchebag working the ground and pound but Haze is defending the strikes.
Douchebag working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Douchebag scoring with punches and elbows.
Haze is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Douchebag off and has taken his back!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Haze controlling well, preventing Douchebag from escaping the position.
Douchebag trying to control the position but Haze manages to sink in the hooks.
Haze connects with a big shot to the side of Douchebag's head.
Douchebag is trapped and Haze is scoring with shots to the head and body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jerry Haze showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Haze has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jerry Haze!
Jerry Haze thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: GC 285
Date: Mar 29, 2019

#R1##TD#
Douchebag closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Parazinho quickly recovers to half guard.
Douchebag drops an elbow to the side of Parazinho's head.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douchebag is nestled in close to Parazinho, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Parazinho keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Parazinho is pressing down on Douchebag's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Parazinho avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Parazinho keeps moving. #SUB2#
Parazinho working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Parazinho is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#T1#
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Parazinho keeps moving.
Douchebag wants to pass the guard but Parazinho is keeping the position.#SUB2#
Parazinho looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Douchebag is in close to Parazinho's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag works over Parazinho with some ground and pound from guard.#SUB2#
Parazinho is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douchebag defends well.
Douchebag looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #T2#
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Parazinho had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douchebag defends it easily.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Parazinho preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #SUB2#
Parazinho is looking for a triangle but Douchebag pushes his legs off easily.
We've been hearing that Douchebag has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Douchebag trying to control but Parazinho is working from the bottom.
Parazinho wants to sweep but no luck. #T3#
Parazinho has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Parazinho works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Parazinho has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Douchebag is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Parazinho trying to keep a closed guard but Douchebag is proving a slippery customer.
Douchebag connects with a couple of short punches.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Douchebag lands a couple of elbows.
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #SUB2#
Parazinho escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Douchebag gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses. #T4#
Parazinho tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag trying to control but Parazinho is working from the bottom.
Douchebag lands a couple of elbows.
Douchebag pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Parazinho is keeping the position for now.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Parazinho looking for a guillotine here but Douchebag defends easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Parazinho keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##TD2#
Parazinho shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Parazinho is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Douchebag is just riding it out for now. Parazinho eventually gives up the hold.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Parazinho passes the guard and advances to mount!
Douchebag is in all sorts of trouble here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parazinho tries to control but Douchebag wriggling away.
Douchebag is looking to improve his position but Parazinho isn't that keen on the idea.#T1#
Douchebag tries to lock up and control but Parazinho gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Douchebag wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.#SUB2#
Parazinho working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet. #SUB2#
Parazinho looking for the choke but no joy. #SUB2#
Douchebag defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Douchebag tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Parazinho blocks Douchebag's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Douchebag regains half guard.#T2#
The fighters are battling for position here. Douchebag manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Parazinho trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Parazinho is one step ahead there.
Parazinho pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Douchebag is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parazinho keeps trying to improve his position.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T3##SUB#
Douchebag is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Douchebag is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR##SUB2#
Parazinho looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Douchebag pushes past his half guard into mount!
Douchebag scoring with strikes but Parazinho is staying in there.
Douchebag lands a big elbow.
Douchebag raining down hammerfists from mount.
Douchebag scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Parazinho?
Parazinho wants to try and get back to his feet.
Parazinho tries to hold on but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Parazinho's face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Douchebag lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Parazinho hang on?#T4#
Douchebag looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Parazinho is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Parazinho takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Douchebag landing shots from mount.
Parazinho tries to hold on but Douchebag pushes him away.
Douchebag dominating with strikes here.
A nice elbow there by Douchebag.
Douchebag fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Douchebag working Parazinho over with strikes here.
Parazinho is wriggling around trying to escape.
Douchebag with good strikes from the mount here!#ROC#
Parazinho is rocked!
Douchebag putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Parazinho is still in real trouble! Can Douchebag finish him?
Douchebag working Parazinho over with strikes here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Douchebag changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Parazinho looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Parazinho is trying to buck Douchebag off.
Douchebag lands a few punches from side control.
Check out the look on Douchebag's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Douchebag lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Douchebag scores with punches from side control.
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
Douchebag cracks Parazinho with a big elbow.
Douchebag in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Parazinho looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Douchebag turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dardan Douchebag!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Dardan Douchebag made sure he mentioned Aspire Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

Event: GC 279
Date: Mar 02, 2019

#R1#
St Hype throws a series of punches but Douchebag avoids them all with ease.
St Hype swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#CL2#
Douchebag moves into the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Douchebag.
St Hype has a couple of punches blocked by Douchebag.
St Hype tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Douchebag avoids it.#BC#
St Hype breaks the clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
St Hype thumps Douchebag with a low kick.
A big left from St Hype misses.
St Hype misses with a straight left.
Douchebag blocks a jab.
We've been informed that Douchebag has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
St Hype misses with a looping right.
Douchebag uses good head movement to avoid the hook from St Hype.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Douchebag staying out of range there.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but St Hype shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#TD2#
Douchebag looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douchebag thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
St Hype wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy.
St Hype is refusing to be controlled, as Douchebag sits in half guard. #T1#
Douchebag is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
St Hype keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Douchebag prevents St Hype from improving his position.
Douchebag is thwarting St Hype's attempts to control the position.
St Hype is controlling Douchebag's trapped leg to prevent Douchebag from advancing to side control.
Douchebag prevents St Hype from improving his position.
Douchebag is nestled in close to St Hype, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#T2#
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
St Hype is trying to control but can't.
Douchebag trying to control the action but St Hype is working from the bottom.
St Hype gets full guard.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag working some strikes from top position.
St Hype preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
St Hype seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Douchebag looking to sit in guard and control but St Hype gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Douchebag striking off his back but it's not causing St Hype any problems. #SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for a triangle but St Hype pushes his legs off easily.
Douchebag thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Douchebag has momentary wrist control but St Hype slips an elbow through the middle.#T3#
Douchebag looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB2#
Douchebag has his foot on St Hype's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. St Hype works his way back into a safe position though.
St Hype stands up over Douchebag, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
St Hype connects with a couple of short punches.
St Hype distracts Douchebag with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
St Hype trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
St Hype with a nice head shot there.
St Hype trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
St Hype makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#SUB2#
Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. St Hype is aware though and is defending well.
Douchebag has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but St Hype has passed into side control.
Douchebag is trying to escape the position but St Hype is controlling the position. #T4#
Douchebag tries to bench press St Hype off him but St Hype keeps the position.
St Hype tries to move into full mount but can't pass Douchebag's legs.
St Hype cracks Douchebag with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Douchebag tries to buck St Hype off but St Hype is having none of it.
St Hype tries to advance to mount but Douchebag denies him.
St Hype lands an elbow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
St Hype working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Douchebag is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
St Hype scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Douchebag is pressing down on St Hype's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
St Hype makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Douchebag looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
St Hype lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
St Hype wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
St Hype scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Perry St Hype dominated that round.
That's time! St Hype's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
St Hype lands the left hand.
A lazy left from St Hype finds it's target.
St Hype scores with a head kick.
Douchebag moves out of range as St Hype strikes.
St Hype throws a right and a left that Douchebag avoids nicely.
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#TD2#
Douchebag feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Douchebag throws a strike but St Hype rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
St Hype content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. St Hype manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB#
St Hype is looking for a triangle but Douchebag pushes his legs off easily.
Douchebag advances to half guard.
St Hype is not content to let Douchebag control the position.
St Hype wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T1#
St Hype holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
St Hype on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Douchebag trying to control the action but St Hype is working from the bottom.
St Hype on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
St Hype keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
St Hype trying to control here. #SUB2#
Douchebag is sneakily working for an arm triangle but St Hype sees it coming and defends easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
St Hype keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Douchebag is trying to control. St Hype wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T2#
Douchebag lands with a punch from half guard. #SUB2#
Douchebag is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
St Hype is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Douchebag scores with a couple of nice shots.#SUB2#
Douchebag wants to work for an arm triangle but St Hype is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Douchebag thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed St Hype's head.
St Hype trying to control but Douchebag postures up. #SUB2#
Douchebag is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed St Hype to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
St Hype is trying to keep Douchebag in close. #T3#
Douchebag works over St Hype with some ground and pound from guard.
Douchebag passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Douchebag works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
St Hype is looking to regain half guard here but Douchebag keeps moving and retains side control.
Douchebag scores with punches from side control.
St Hype is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
St Hype can't do much from the bottom here. #T4#
Douchebag misses with the ground and pound.
St Hype tries to improve position but can't.
Douchebag working the ground and pound from side control.
Douchebag tries to score with some ground and pound. St Hype controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
St Hype taking punishment in the form of punches.
St Hype is looking for a sweep.
Douchebag landing strikes.
St Hype is holding Douchebag down, trying to stall.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Douchebag lands some shots froms side control.
Douchebag sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but St Hype is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! St Hype's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Decent striking displayed by Douchebag there.
Douchebag swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A slow jab from St Hype misses its intended target.
Douchebag tries to clinch up but St Hype circles away and keeps his distance.
No luck for Douchebag with that takedown attempt.
St Hype is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Douchebag misses with a looping right.
Douchebag is looking to clinch.
Douchebag has a takedown stuffed.
St Hype throws a nice inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag avoids a punch combination nicely. #TD2#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Douchebag stopping the sweep attempt from St Hype.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T1#
Douchebag wants to control from the top but St Hype keeps moving.
Douchebag postures up.
St Hype lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but St Hype is one step ahead there.
St Hype trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag controlling St Hype's posture.
St Hype landing with the ground and pound. #T2#
St Hype lands a couple of digs.
St Hype works over Douchebag with some ground and pound from guard.
St Hype working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Douchebag is on top in guard. #REVB#
Douchebag makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
St Hype keeping full guard, as Douchebag tries to pass.
St Hype seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but St Hype keeps moving.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
St Hype trying to control the position. #T3#
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as St Hype works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag controlling from the top position.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
St Hype lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. St Hype manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
St Hype controlling the position.
St Hype has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.#T4#
Douchebag looking to pass the guard.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
St Hype avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
St Hype has his hands on Douchebag's head, controlling the position.
St Hype is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but St Hype is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
St Hype is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Perry St Hype.
I think St Hype has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:29
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!

Event: GC 272
Date: Jan 19, 2019

#R1##CL#
Douchebag closes the distance and pushes Jones back into the cage.#TD#
Douchebag has hold of one of Jones's legs. Jones is fighting the takedown attempt but Douchebag gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses. #SUB2#
Douchebag got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jones has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Douchebag has managed to get both his arms back between Jones's legs - danger averted.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #SUB#
Douchebag drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Douchebag jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Douchebag sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SUB2#
Jones had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douchebag defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag stopping the sweep attempt from Jones.#SUB2#
Jones is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douchebag defends well.#SUB2#
Jones is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douchebag defends well.#T1#
Douchebag makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Douchebag is in close to Jones's body, working some short punches and elbows.#SUB2#
Douchebag got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jones has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Douchebag has managed to get both his arms back between Jones's legs - danger averted.
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Douchebag scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#SUB2#
Jones had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douchebag defends it easily.#SUB2#
Jones escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Douchebag gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T2#
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Douchebag has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Douchebag looking to pass the guard.
Douchebag trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound. #T3#
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag distracts Jones with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Douchebag working some strikes from top position.
Jones avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #SUB#
Douchebag drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Jones dives on top into guard.#REVB##SUB#
Jones avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Jones sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Douchebag's guard. #T4#
Douchebag moves into full guard.
Jones sitting in guard here, content to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag tries to strike from the bottom.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jones manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Jones keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jones is on top in guard. #REVB#
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jones is one step ahead there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jones trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Douchebag darts in looking for a takedown but Jones gets double underhooks and turns Douchebag into the cage.
Jones has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Douchebag is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Jones shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douchebag dives in and grabs Jones's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jones pushes down on Douchebag's head and hops out.
Douchebag fails in his attempt to clinch. #TD2#
Jones shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Douchebag is looking to improve his position. #SUB2#
Jones wants to work for an arm triangle but Douchebag is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Jones is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Douchebag defends it well.
Douchebag wants to get back to full guard.#T1#
Douchebag slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB2#
Jones is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jones is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jones is aware though and is defending well.
Jones stands and throws Douchebag's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Douchebag is looking to regain half guard here but Jones keeps moving and retains side control. #T2#
Douchebag is working hard here to advance position.#SUB2#
Jones thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB2#
Jones tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Douchebag manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Douchebag keeping hold of Jones's head, controlling as best he can.
Douchebag is trying to get back to full guard.#T3#
Jones blocks the strikes from Douchebag.
Douchebag tries to roll over but Jones keeps him under control.#SUB#
Douchebag actively working from the bottom here.
Douchebag tries to roll over but Jones keeps him under control.
Jones works his foot free and advances to mount.
Douchebag is squirming around, avoiding Jones's attempts to control the action. #T4#
Douchebag tries to reverse the position but Jones maintains control.#SUB2#
Jones looking for a guillotine from mount but Douchebag is having none of it.
Douchebag working to try and regain half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jones is looking to work his way around to Douchebag's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position. #SUB2#
Jones moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Douchebag has worked his arm free - good work by Douchebag! #SUB2#
Jones working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brian Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag fails to land the takedown.#TD2#
Jones gets a takedown into half guard.
Jones is looking to take a break and control but Douchebag is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Jones is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Douchebag doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Jones.
Douchebag is trying to maintain the position but Jones is very close to passing his half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Douchebag slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Douchebag is trying to keep Jones in close.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jones wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Jones might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Douchebag haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jones manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag distracts Jones with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#T2#
Douchebag is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jones has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones wants to sweep here but Douchebag controlling him for the moment.
Douchebag controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB2#
Jones working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Jones is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Jones is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Douchebag is aware though and is defending well.#T3#
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Jones has wrist control.#SUB2#
Douchebag throws a sloppy strike and Jones has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Douchebag is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Jones!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Brian Jones!
A relieved looking Brian Jones thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: GC 267
Date: Dec 28, 2018

#R1#
Kilmister lands a nice shot that snaps Douchebag's head back.
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt - Kilmister sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Douchebag tries to clinch up but Kilmister circles away and keeps his distance.
Kilmister lunges at Douchebag with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Douchebag's hand.
Kilmister lands an overhand right.#CL2#
Kilmister has Douchebag up against the cage in a clinch.
Kilmister leaning against his opponent.
Douchebag stalling in the clinch.
Douchebag avoiding damage as Kilmister throws knees to the body.
Kilmister lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kilmister prevents the takedown attempt.
Douchebag wants a takedown but no success here.
We've been hearing reports that Douchebag has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douchebag can't find room to land a body shot as Kilmister controls the action. #BC#
Douchebag breaks the clinch. #CL#
Kilmister tries to keep at a distance but Douchebag has taken the fight into the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Kilmister.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD#
Kilmister is fighting off a takedown attempt but Douchebag is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Kilmister to the mat. Kilmister regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.#ES2#
Kilmister has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Douchebag is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.#T1#
Douchebag is pressed up against the cage. Kilmister has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Douchebag down to the mat. Douchebag avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Kilmister is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Douchebag tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Douchebag shoots in but no luck this time.
Douchebag lunges at Kilmister with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kilmister's hand.
Douchebag moves to clinch but Kilmister breaks away #TD2#
and Kilmister counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Douchebag working a defensive guard here.
Kilmister missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB#
Douchebag has his foot on Kilmister's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kilmister works his way back into a safe position though.
Kilmister throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Douchebag works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kilmister showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T2#
Kilmister engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Kilmister wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kilmister manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douchebag stopping the sweep attempt from Kilmister.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Kilmister keeps moving.
Kilmister wants to sweep here but Douchebag controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kilmister is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. #T3#
Kilmister is trying to keep Douchebag in close.
Douchebag is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Kilmister working a defensive guard here.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kilmister wants to sweep here but Douchebag controlling him for the moment.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Kilmister is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Kilmister pulls Douchebag in close to prevent any damage. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Douchebag looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kilmister is fending him off so far but Douchebag persists. Nope, Kilmister circles away and we're back to standing.
A jab lands there for Kilmister.
Douchebag checks a low kick from Kilmister.
Douchebag shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kilmister pinned against the cage. Kilmister gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #TD2#
Kilmister shoots in and gets a takedown into Douchebag's guard.
Kilmister sitting in guard here, content to control.
Kilmister postures up in Douchebag's guard and throws a big left but Douchebag blocks it.
Douchebag looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kilmister with a flurry of punches that miss. #SUB#
Douchebag working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kilmister doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kilmister manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Kilmister working some strikes from top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Kilmister dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Douchebag wants to clinch up but Kilmister keeps it at a distance.
Kilmister has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Douchebag has his takedown stuffed
and Kilmister counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Douchebag tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kilmister manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Douchebag shoots in and drives through. Kilmister sprawls well.
Good standup being displayed there by Kilmister as he connects with a hook.
Douchebag takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Douchebag fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kilmister avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Kilmister sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kilmister throws out a counter right but Douchebag avoids it with no problem.#TD2#
Kilmister shoots in and gets a takedown into Douchebag's guard.
Johnny Kilmister has got the better of the ground game so far.
Kilmister missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Kilmister won't allow Douchebag to sweep him here.
Kilmister forces his way into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kilmister missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Kilmister trying to control the action but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag is trying to get back to full guard.#T1##SUB2#
Kilmister is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Douchebag sees it coming and defends easily.
Kilmister sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Douchebag defending well though.
Kilmister slows the pace down in half guard.
Douchebag is looking to control Kilmister's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Douchebag avoid being mounted?
Kilmister looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Douchebag wants to get back to full guard.
Douchebag is refusing to be controlled, as Kilmister sits in half guard.
Douchebag is looking to control Kilmister's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Douchebag avoid being mounted?#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
It looks like Kilmister is going to stand back up.
My spies in Death Valley Training Facility inform me that Kilmister has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Douchebag gets full guard.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Kilmister from controlling successfully.
Douchebag lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kilmister works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Kilmister keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Kilmister wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Kilmister looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Douchebag looking to sit in guard and control but Kilmister gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB##T3#
Kilmister loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Kilmister working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kilmister is one step ahead there. #SU2#
Kilmister gets to his feet. Douchebag looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #CL2#
Kilmister clinches up with Douchebag and pushes him back against the cage.
Kilmister stalling in the clinch but Douchebag improves position. #BC2#
Kilmister breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #TD#
Douchebag looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Kilmister!#ES2#
Kilmister explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Johnny Kilmister seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kilmister has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Kilmister shows good takedown defense.
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kilmister's jab looks to have found its range, popping Douchebag under the eye.#T4#
Kilmister scores with a nice strike.#TD2#
Kilmister gets a takedown into half guard.
Douchebag is pressing down on Kilmister's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Kilmister throws a big right hand that misses. #SUB#
Kilmister avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Kilmister throwing strikes but missing.
Kilmister stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Douchebag swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Douchebag looking for subs off his back but Kilmister has passed one foot through into half guard.
Kilmister throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Kilmister showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag darts in looking for a takedown but Kilmister gets double underhooks and turns Douchebag into the cage. #TD2#
Kilmister shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Kilmister wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Douchebag bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kilmister's guard. #REVR#
Kilmister not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kilmister will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Douchebag lands a couple of digs.
Kilmister is trying to control the position but Douchebag postures up. #T1#
Kilmister wants to sweep but no luck.
Kilmister trying to control the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kilmister has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Douchebag looking to pass the guard.
Douchebag postures up and lands a big shot to Kilmister's brow.
Kilmister is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Douchebag lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Kilmister wants to sweep but no luck.
Kilmister bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Douchebag's guard. #REVB##T2#
Kilmister postures up.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Kilmister engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Douchebag looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kilmister looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Douchebag throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Kilmister content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Kilmister works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Douchebag is looking for a sweep. Kilmister is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T3#
Kilmister trying to pass the guard but Douchebag defending well.
Kilmister slows the pace down in half guard.
Kilmister sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Douchebag defending well though.
Douchebag trying to control from the bottom.
Douchebag slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Kilmister postures up.
Kilmister's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Kilmister trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Douchebag looking for a guillotine here but Kilmister defends easily.
Dardan Douchebag has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Kilmister stopping the sweep attempt from Douchebag.
Johnny Kilmister is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Douchebag might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Kilmister trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag is striking but Kilmister is not phased and passes to half guard.
Douchebag slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Kilmister throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kilmister controls from within his opponent's guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Douchebag trying to strike off his back.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Johnny Kilmister.
Well Kilmister has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Kilmister!
Johnny Kilmister seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: GC 246
Date: Sep 29, 2018

#R1#
Less throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Less has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Douchebag is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Less lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#CL#
Douchebag rushes Less and presses him up against the cage.
Douchebag tries to stall but Less uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A shot in the inside from Less.
Less lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Douchebag backwards.
Less lands a nice knee to the body.
Less scores with a knee to the head.
Less lands a right hand.
Less lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Douchebag backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Less misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Douchebag.
Less fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douchebag.
With the fighters up against the cage, Less throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Douchebag fails to land.
Less prevents a takedown attempt there.
Less working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Less throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Douchebags head.
Less makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Less misses with a punch on the inside.
Less lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
I was talking to Douchebag's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.#T1#
Douchebag blocks the elbow strike.
Less connects with a knee to the head.
Douchebag avoiding damage.
Douchebag has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Less is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Douchebag managing to block the knees to the body from Less.
Douchebag drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Less gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Less tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Douchebag is trying to maintain a safe position but Less gets an underhook and turns Douchebag into the cage.
Less lands a shoulder strike. #BC#
Douchebag escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Douchebag is defended easily by Less.#TD#
Douchebag scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#T2#
Less tries to buck Douchebag off but Douchebag is having none of it.
Douchebag misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Less managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Douchebag.
Less is looking for a sweep.
Douchebag working the strikes but Less uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Douchebag takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Douchebag wants to control but Less is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Douchebag is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Less is just riding it out for now. Douchebag eventually gives up the hold.
Less is trying is best to control the position here.
Douchebag is looking to advance position but Less won't allow it.
Douchebag thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #T3#
Douchebag working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Douchebag scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Douchebag looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Less trying to control here.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Less is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Douchebag is staying active.
Douchebag sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Less defending well though.
Less is trying to maintain the position but Douchebag is very close to passing his half guard.
Douchebag is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Douchebag working over Less with some ground and pound. Less looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Douchebag is nestled in close to Less, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Nice strikes from Douchebag there. #T4#
Less is looking to control Douchebag's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Less avoid being mounted?
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Less wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Less gets back to full guard.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Less is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Less controlling the position.
Less utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Less is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douchebag's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Name Less will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt - Less sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Less thows a body kick. Douchebag tries to catch it but that hurt him. #CL#
Douchebag has taken the fight to the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Less.
Douchebag dodges an elbow strike from Less.
Less tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douchebag's elbow.
Less lands a body punch.
Less misses with a punch on the inside.
Less misses with the head strike.
Less using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Douchebag has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Less looks to throw an elbow but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag is looking for a takedown.
Douchebag goes for a takedown attempt but Less pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Less swings for the body but Douchebag moves out of range. #CL#
Douchebag has managed to clinch.
A shot in the inside from Less.
Less gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Douchebag. #T1#
Douchebag looking for a takedown.
Less swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Less missing with knees to the body.
Less prevents the takedown attempt.
Less gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #TD#
Douchebag works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Douchebag has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Less is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Douchebag works over Less with some ground and pound from guard.
Less avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Less has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Less trying to control the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #T2#
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douchebag looking to pass the guard.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douchebag is in close to Less's body, working some short punches and elbows.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Less looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Less not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Less seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douchebag working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Less blocks nicely. #T3#
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Less has wrist control.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Less blocks nicely.
Less is trying to control the position but Douchebag postures up.
Less trying to control the position here. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Less walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Crunch! Less slams his shin into Douchebag's torso.
Douchebag closes this distance looking for a takedown but Less circles away.
Less lands with a hook. Douchebag tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #TD#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Less wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy. #T4#
Less wants to get back to full guard.
Douchebag thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Douchebag prevents Less from improving his position.
Nice strikes from Douchebag there.
Douchebag throwing shots but Less is blocking nicely.
Douchebag not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Douchebag throwing shots but Less is blocking nicely. #SUB#
Douchebag is working for a kimura but Less is defending it quite comfortably.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Less is trying to maintain the position but Douchebag is very close to passing his half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3##TD#
Less tries to sprawl but Douchebag drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Less wants to get back to full guard.
Less keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Douchebag thows a huge punch but Less dodges it nicely.
Less holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Less is positioning himself well to prevent Douchebag advancing to mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag throwing shots but Less is blocking nicely.
Less really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Douchebag. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Less tries to roll over but Douchebag keeps him under control.
Less controlling the position well. #T1#
Less is trying to maintain the position but Douchebag is very close to passing his half guard.
Less is refusing to be controlled, as Douchebag sits in half guard.
Less on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Less tries to roll over but Douchebag keeps him under control.
Douchebag missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Douchebag seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Douchebag throwing shots but Less is blocking nicely.
Douchebag perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Less wants to improve his position but Douchebag is controlling well. #T2#
Douchebag lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Less trying to hold on to Douchebag's head to control him but Douchebag postures up.
Less desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Douchebag is looking to take a break and control but Less is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Less wants to improve his position but Douchebag is controlling well.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Less keeps working.
Less is looking for a sweep. Douchebag is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T3#
Douchebag is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Less!
Douchebag putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Less is wriggling around trying to escape.
Douchebag with good strikes from the mount here!
Less really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Less is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage. #SUB#
Douchebag goes for an armbar but Less turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Less.
Less trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Less manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Less looking to control. #T4#
Less utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Less pulls Douchebag in close to prevent any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douchebag tries to free his leg and advance position but Less is retaining full guard.
Less seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Less is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Less avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dardan Douchebag showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Douchebag has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag very nearly forgot to thank Aspire Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

Event: GC 236
Date: Aug 25, 2018

#R1##TD2#
Douchebag fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Parazinho sprawls well initially but Douchebag persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Parazinho taking some punishment here, with Douchebag in his half guard.
Douchebag trying to control from Parazinho's half guard. Parazinho has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Douchebag with a nice head shot there.#SUB#
Parazinho is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag looking to sit in guard and control but Parazinho gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Douchebag working a defensive guard here. #SUB2#
Douchebag isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Parazinho stacks Douchebag on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Parazinho!#SUB#
Parazinho working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T1##SUB#
Parazinho working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Douchebag stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
Douchebag is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Douchebag's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Douchebag tries to bench press Parazinho off him but Parazinho keeps the position. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Parazinho is looking to take a break and control but Douchebag is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SU#
Parazinho decides to stand up, so the ref orders Douchebag to his feet.
Douchebag tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parazinho paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Horrible takedown attempt by Douchebag or perhaps it was just good defense by Parazinho, which made it look bad. #CL2#
Douchebag has taken the fight to the clinch.
Douchebag is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Douchebag has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Parazinho after a bit of a struggle.
Mannie Parazinho has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Parazinho tries to throw a body punch but Douchebag avoids it by throwing Parazinho back against the cage.
Douchebag avoiding damage.
Douchebag tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Douchebag takes an elbow to the temple.
Parazinho is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Parazinho misses with the head strike. #T3#
Douchebag has Parazinho pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Parazinho manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Parazinho lands with a left to the head.
Douchebag is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Parazinho is defending well.
A short body shot lands from Parazinho as the two fighters clinch.
Parazinho pushes Douchebag back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Douchebag changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Parazinho fights it off and pushes away nicely. #CL2#
Douchebag has closed the distance and engaged Parazinho in a clinch.
Parazinho tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douchebag's elbow.
Douchebag has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Parazinho is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Douchebag has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Parazinho seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Douchebag can turn it around.
The referee calls for Douchebag to work. #TD2#
Douchebag gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Parazinho regains guard.
Parazinho working a defensive guard here. #T4#
Parazinho looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #SUB#
Parazinho throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parazinho is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Douchebag lands a couple of elbows.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB#
Parazinho working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Parazinho escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Douchebag gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mannie Parazinho will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Douchebag moves in looking to clinch but Parazinho pushes him off.
Parazinho throws a push kick but Douchebag slaps the foot to one side.
Douchebag is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Parazinho.
Douchebag has a takedown stuffed.
Douchebag fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parazinho scores with a body shot.
Parazinho comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Douchebag fails with an attempt to clinch.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Parazinho sprawls well. Parazinho wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Mannie Parazinho has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Douchebag moves to clinch but Parazinho breaks away
and Parazinho counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Parazinho connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#T1#
Parazinho dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#TD2#
Douchebag throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Parazinho tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Douchebag is in Parazinho's guard.#SUB#
Parazinho is looking for a triangle but Douchebag pushes his legs off easily.
Parazinho is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB#
Parazinho working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Parazinho is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #SUB#
Parazinho has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Douchebag can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T2#
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Parazinho is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag distracts Parazinho with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Parazinho looking for a sweep. Not yet Parazinho, not yet.
Parazinho has his hands on Douchebag's head, controlling the position.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag won't allow Parazinho to sweep him here. #SUB#
Douchebag has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Parazinho to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Douchebag is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Parazinho pulls down on the head and he's put Douchebag to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Mannie Parazinho!
Mannie Parazinho decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: GC 224
Date: Jul 18, 2018

#R1#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ghost as he avoids it easily.
Ghost thumps Douchebag with a low kick.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ghost finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
It seemed like Douchebag was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Ghost looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ghost thuds his right hand into Douchebag's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Douchebag shoots in and drives through. Ghost sprawls well.
Hifives Ghost has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Nice cross by Ghost.
Ghost fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Douchebag on the side of the head.
Ghost swats away the attempt to clinch by Douchebag.
Ghost connects with a leg kick. Douchebag looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Douchebag fails to land the takedown.
Ghost scores with a push kick.#CL2#
Douchebag has closed the distance and engaged Ghost in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Douchebag on the inside. #TD2#
Douchebag is trying to trip Ghost. He has hold of a leg but Ghost is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Douchebag persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Ghost looking to hit a scissor sweep but Douchebag is one step ahead there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douchebag's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T1#
Ghost is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Ghost has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Ghost controls Douchebag momentarily but Douchebag frees himself. #SUB2#
Douchebag drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Ghost dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Ghost distracts Douchebag with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for a triangle but Ghost pushes his legs off easily.
Douchebag keeping full guard, as Ghost tries to pass. #T2#
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Ghost from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Douchebag is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Douchebag is on top in guard. #REVB#
Ghost tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Ghost trying to keep a closed guard but Douchebag is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douchebag trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Ghost manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVR##T3#
Douchebag can't keep his opponent in guard - Ghost advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Douchebag is trying to maintain the position but Ghost is very close to passing his half guard.
Ghost controlling the action here.
Douchebag is pressing down on Ghost's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB2#
Douchebag had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ghost defends it easily.
Ghost controls from within his opponent's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Douchebag is on top in guard. #REVB##T4#
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douchebag makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Ghost trying to control the position.
Ghost looking for a sweep. Not yet Ghost, not yet.
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ghost works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag won't allow Ghost to sweep him here.
Ghost is working hard here to advance position.
Douchebag distracts Ghost with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Ghost wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod.
That's time! Ghost's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Ghost throws a right and a left that Douchebag avoids nicely.
Douchebag uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#TD2#
Ghost tries to sprawl but Douchebag drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Ghost is refusing to be controlled, as Douchebag sits in half guard.
Ghost is looking to improve his position.
Douchebag is thwarting Ghost's attempts to control the position.
Ghost has hold of Douchebag's hands but Douchebag slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douchebag connects with a nice short shot to Ghost's temple.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag is keen to just control but Ghost is a slippery customer.
Ghost trying to control but Douchebag postures up.
Ghost avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douchebag.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Douchebag lands a nice short elbow.#T1#
Ghost is looking to improve his position.
Douchebag drops an elbow to the side of Ghost's head.
Douchebag lands strikes from half guard.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Douchebag looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ghost is trying to get back to full guard.
Ghost gets back to full guard.
Douchebag has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ghost is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Douchebag seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T2#
Ghost tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag cracks Ghost with a solid left hand.
Douchebag is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Ghost is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Ghost avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ghost works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Ghost bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Douchebag's guard. #REVR#
Ghost sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Ghost preventing the sweep.
Ghost stays in close to Douchebag's body and controls the position. #T3#
Ghost trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Douchebag looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Ghost landing with the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Douchebag throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Douchebag working for a triangle but Ghost defends it easily.
Douchebag looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Ghost in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T4#
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Ghost from controlling successfully.
Douchebag looking for a sweep. Not yet Douchebag, not yet.
Ghost trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Ghost stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Douchebag swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Ghost from controlling successfully.
Ghost stopping the sweep attempt from Douchebag.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ghost postures up.
Ghost wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Ghost's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Ghost looks to score with a jab to the body but Douchebag is just out of range.
Douchebag appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Douchebag avoids the body shot from Ghost. #TD2#
Douchebag closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Ghost to the mat! Ghost manages to get full guard.
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douchebag throws an elbow that misses. Ghost uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douchebag's guard. Nice move by Ghost!#REVR#
Ghost postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Ghost wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Ghost won't allow Douchebag to sweep him here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ghost lands a couple of elbows.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Douchebag is on top in guard. #REVB#
Douchebag wants to pass the guard but Ghost is keeping the position.
Douchebag is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T1#
Douchebag lands a couple of digs.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Ghost keeps moving.
Ghost wants to sweep here but Douchebag controlling him for the moment.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douchebag looking to sit in guard and control but Ghost gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Ghost seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Douchebag is on top in guard. #REVB#
Douchebag trying to control but Ghost is working from the bottom. #T2#
Ghost is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hifives Ghost has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
Ghost is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Ghost has wrist control.
Douchebag passes Ghost's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Douchebag scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Ghost has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Douchebag is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Douchebag tries to pass to full mount but Ghost defends it.
Ghost wants to get back to full guard.
Douchebag looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Douchebag lands with a punch from half guard.
Douchebag wants to control but Ghost is keeping him busy.
Douchebag takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Ghost slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Ghost keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Ghost trying to control the position.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound. #T4#
Ghost looking to hit a scissor sweep but Douchebag is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Ghost looking for a guillotine here but Douchebag defends easily.
Ghost working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag. #SUB2#
Douchebag has gone for a leg lock! Ghost slips out almost immediately though and dives into Douchebag's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Douchebag escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ghost gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dardan Douchebag comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Douchebag winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Aspire Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

Event: GC 215
Date: Jun 06, 2018

#R1#
Douchebag will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Foote scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Foote moves away from the strike by Douchebag.
Foote cracks Douchebag with a right hand to the side of the head.
Foote stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Foote as he jumps to the side.
Foote throws out a counter right but Douchebag avoids it with no problem.
Foote swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Douchebag seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Foote feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Douchebag's calf.
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt
letting Foote counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Foote misses with a body kick.
Foote fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Douchebag has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Douchebag looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Foote lets loose with a powerful body kick. Douchebag will feel that in the morning.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douchebag is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Foote displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Douchebag throws out the jab.
Douchebag fails in his attempt to clinch.
Douchebag fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Foote avoids it really well and circles away.
It seemed like Foote was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T1#
Douchebag misses with a double jab. #TD#
Douchebag manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Foote on his heels. He'll look to pass Foote's guard now, I'm sure.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Foote is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Foote pushes a forearm under Douchebag's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Douchebag is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Shelby Foote!
Shelby Foote very nearly forgot to thank Organic Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

Event: GC 207
Date: Apr 28, 2018

#R1#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag. #CL2#
Douchebag moves into the clinch.
Orud tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Douchebag is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Orud lands a left hand that snaps the head of Douchebag backwards.
Orud stops a takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Kim Orud has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Orud swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've been informed that Douchebag has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Orud misses with a punch to the body.
Douchebag tries to land knees in the clinch but Orud avoids the damage to the body.
Douchebag wants a takedown but no success here.
Orud stops a takedown attempt from Douchebag.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orud tries to throw a body punch but Douchebag avoids it by throwing Orud back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Orud.
Orud blocks a body shot from Douchebag.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Orud creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Orud tries to throw a body punch but Douchebag avoids it by throwing Orud back against the cage.
Douchebag has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Orud is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Orud stalling the fight. #T1#
Orud lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Douchebag backwards.
Orud stalling the fight.
Douchebag goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Douchebag drops down looking for an ankle pick but Orud pulls his leg out and moves away.
Orud moves out of range of the strikes.
Orud appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Orud.
Orud misses with an attempted mid kick. #CL2#
Douchebag takes the fight into the clinch.
A short uppercut from Orud.
Orud struggles to land a body shot inside as Douchebag controls his hands.
Douchebag tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Douchebag drops down looking for an ankle pick but Orud pulls his leg out and moves away.
Douchebag connects with the punch.#TD2#
Douchebag closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Orud did well to prevent Douchebag getting side control.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orud trying to control but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douchebag thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orud's head.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB2#
Douchebag is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Orud has managed to free his arm - good work.
Douchebag sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Orud defending well though.
Douchebag throwing shots but Orud is blocking nicely.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Orud to regain full guard.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Orud keeps moving.
Orud preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T3#
Orud utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Orud keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Douchebag sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Orud holds on and takes a little breather.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Dardan Douchebag seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Douchebag looks for a takedown but Orud sprawls well.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Douchebag throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #CL2#
Douchebag instigates a clinch.
Douchebag is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Orud pulls him back up using the underhooks.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A short body shot lands from Orud as the two fighters clinch.
Douchebag tries to score a body lock takedown but Orud shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A short uppercut from Orud.
Douchebag is looking to take this one to the mat.
Orud avoiding damage as Douchebag throws knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Orud fails to land.
Orud has a couple of punches blocked by Douchebag.
Orud lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Douchebag.
Douchebag is trying to drag Orud to the mat but Orud just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Orud looking to stall.
Orud slowing the pace effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kim Orud will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Nice body punch from Orud.
Orud misses with a punch on the inside.
Orud lands with a short shot to the head.
Orud can't find room to land a body shot as Douchebag controls the action.
Douchebag tries to work over Orud's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Orud lands a left hand.
Orud scores with a shot to the side of Douchebag's head.
Douchebag wants a takedown but no success here.
Douchebag has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Orud after a bit of a struggle.
Orud is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Orud lands a left hand.
Kim Orud has scored more points in the clinch so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag can't break the clinch.
Orud softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Douchebag tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kim Orud has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Douchebag wants to stall.
Douchebag prevents a body shot from Orud. #T1#
Orud lands a shoulder strike.
Orud lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Douchebag or not.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Orud.
Orud misses with a punch to the body.
Orud lands a shot to the body.#BC2#
Douchebag breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Orud misses with a head kick.
Nice body kick there by Orud.
Orud is looking to chop away at Douchebag's legs.
Orud swings for the body but Douchebag moves out of range.
Orud takes one on the button.
Orud pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Both fighters circling a little - Orud finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. #CL2#
Douchebag gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Douchebag has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Orud avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.#T2#
Orud tries to work over Douchebag's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Orud lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#TD2#
Douchebag has clasped his hands together around Orud's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Orud is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Check out the look on Douchebag's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Douchebag throws a strike aimed at the side of Orud's head but Orud avoids it well.
Orud manages to work his way to half guard, despite Douchebag's best efforts.
Orud wants to get back to full guard.
Douchebag is keen to just control but Orud is a slippery customer.#SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Orud doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Douchebag. #T3#
Douchebag wants to take a breather but Orud is having none of it.
Orud tries to get to full guard but Douchebag has control of the leg.
Orud gets back to full guard.
Douchebag tries to free his leg and advance position but Orud is retaining full guard.
Douchebag postures up in Orud's guard and throws a big left but Orud blocks it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Orud avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Orud utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douchebag is working Orud over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Douchebag distracts Orud with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Orud has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
We've been hearing good reports from Orud's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Orud is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Orud has wrist control.
Douchebag controlling from the top position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Orud is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Orud dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Orud tries to keep at a distance but Douchebag has taken the fight into the clinch.
Orud is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Douchebag wants a takedown.
A nice right hand lands inside from Orud.
Douchebag misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Orud. #BC2#
Douchebag breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Douchebag blocks a jab.
A swing and a miss from Douchebag.
Orud is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt
and Douchebag takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kim Orud has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Orud moves out of range as Douchebag strikes.
Douchebag rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Orud counters with a left to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Douchebag. Those never looked like landing. #T1#
Nice shot by Douchebag.
A combination from Douchebag does no damage.
Douchebag takes one on the button.
Orud ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Douchebag moves away.
Dardan Douchebag is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Orud tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Douchebag defends well and Orud ends up having to push Douchebag into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Orud shoots in for a takedown but Douchebag shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Orud feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Douchebags jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#CL2#
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches.
Orud misses with some punches.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Douchebag wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Orud has him pressed against the cage.#BC2#
Douchebag manages to break the clinch.
Douchebag clobbers Orud with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Douchebag slips under a jab.#TD2#
Douchebag shoots in and gets a takedown into Orud's guard.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Orud avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag trying to control but Orud is working from the bottom.
Orud preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Orud works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Orud looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Orud keeps moving.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Douchebag passes Orud's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #T3#
Douchebag wants to free his trapped foot but Orud is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Douchebag takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for submissions but instead, Orud has regained full guard.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Orud works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Orud works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Orud keeps moving.
Douchebag lands a couple of decent looking shots.#T4#
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Orud working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Douchebag uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Orud.#CL2#
Douchebag drives through and clinches with Orud against the cage.
Douchebag can't get the takedown.
Dardan Douchebag has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Orud lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Douchebag drops down looking for an ankle pick but Orud pulls his leg out and moves away.
Orud doesn't manage to clinch there - Douchebag circles away.
Orud displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Douchebag. #CL2#
Douchebag has Orud up against the cage in a clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dardan Douchebag comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Orud has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kim Orud!

Event: AFA 5 - Rolla vs Neil
Date: Jan 13, 2018

#R1##CL#
Douchebag pushes Kilmister up against the cage in a clinch.
Douchebag has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Kilmister is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Douchebag is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kilmister gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Douchebag has Kilmister pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kilmister manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Kilmister escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
Kilmister clinches up with Douchebag and pushes him back against the cage.
Kilmister swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Douchebag is trying to drag Kilmister to the mat but Kilmister just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Kilmister wants to stall.
Kilmister stalling. #BC2#
Kilmister pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kilmister throws a wild body kick that Douchebag sees coming a mile off.#CL2#
Kilmister moves into the clinch successfully.
Kilmister gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Douchebag has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Kilmister after a bit of a struggle. #TD#
Douchebag tightens his grip and picks Kilmister up, before dumping him to the ground. Kilmister manages to land in guard. #T1#
Douchebag won't allow Kilmister to sweep him here.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douchebag is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Kilmister controls Douchebag momentarily but Douchebag frees himself.
Kilmister working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
We've been hearing that Douchebag has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Kilmister keeping full guard, as Douchebag tries to pass.
Douchebag lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Douchebag trying to control but Kilmister is working from the bottom. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Kilmister bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Douchebag's guard. #REVB##SUB#
Douchebag is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kilmister defends well.
My spies in Death Valley Training Facility inform me that Kilmister has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kilmister accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #SUB#
Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kilmister is aware though and is defending well.#SU2#
Kilmister stands up and waves to Douchebag to follow him.
Dardan Douchebag seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circle momentarily. Douchebag darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CL2#
Kilmister darts in and clinches Douchebag up against the cage.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Kilmister manages to get underhooks.
Kilmister is trying to force a seperation but Douchebag has the dominant position.#TD#
Douchebag gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Kilmister tries to get to full guard but Douchebag has control of the leg.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Douchebag lands a nice short elbow.#T3#
Kilmister is looking for a sweep. Douchebag is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Douchebag lands a nice short elbow.
Douchebag missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Douchebag is trying to work for a kimura but Kilmister is defending well. #SUB#
Kilmister is defending against the submission attempts here by Douchebag.
Kilmister is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kilmister pushes Douchebag off looking to stand but Douchebag dives back in and keeps control.
Kilmister wants to get back to full guard.
Douchebag is just content to waste time from the top position. Kilmister takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard. #T4#
Douchebag throws an elbow that misses. Kilmister uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douchebag's guard. Nice move by Kilmister!#REVB#
Kilmister is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Kilmister throws a big elbow that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kilmister accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag striking from his own guard.
Douchebag looking for a sweep. Not yet Douchebag, not yet.
Kilmister trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kilmister landing some decent shots from guard.
Douchebag trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Kilmister in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douchebag utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kilmister in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Johnny Kilmister will probably get the nod.
That's time! Douchebag's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##TD#
Douchebag closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Kilmister to the mat! Kilmister manages to get full guard.
Kilmister not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Kilmister blocks nicely.
Douchebag looking to sit in guard and control but Kilmister gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Kilmister has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kilmister throwing strikes from guard but Douchebag blocks nicely.
Kilmister trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kilmister loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kilmister is on the wrong end of a couple of strikes there.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kilmister throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag controls Kilmister momentarily but Kilmister frees himself.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kilmister is one step ahead there. #T1#
Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Kilmister throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douchebag thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Douchebag might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Kilmister stopping the sweep attempt from Douchebag.
Kilmister stays in close to Douchebag's body and controls the position.
Kilmister working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kilmister preventing the sweep.
Kilmister slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Kilmister takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Kilmister slips a jab from Douchebag.#CL2#
Kilmister rushes Douchebag and presses him up against the cage.
Kilmister misses with some punches.
Kilmister misses with the head strike.
Douchebag drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #BC#
Douchebag breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Douchebag instigates a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kilmister.
Douchebag wants to stall.
Douchebag misses with the head strike.
Douchebag avoiding damage as Kilmister throws knees to the body.
Kilmister keeps control of Douchebag as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kilmister misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Douchebag.
Douchebag changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Kilmister fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches up with Kilmister, looking for a takedown. Douchebag pushes Kilmister against the cage but Kilmister circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T3#
Douchebag takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kilmister sprawls well. Kilmister wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Kilmister throws a solid leg kick but Douchebag takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kilmister.
Douchebag is looking for a counter combo.
Douchebag is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Douchebag throws a big shot that misses.
Dardan Douchebag is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kilmister doesn't manage to clinch there - Douchebag circles away.
Douchebag shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kilmister eats them both and turns towards Douchebag to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Kilmister throws a series of strikes that have Douchebag backpedaling.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kilmister misses with a body shot.
Douchebag takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kilmister throws a low kick but Douchebag moves out of range easily.
Kilmister dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Douchebag. That did some damage!#CL#
Douchebag moves into range and clinches up with Kilmister.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kilmister gets underhooks to prevent Douchebag's takedown attempt. #BC#
Douchebag breaks from the clinch. #T4#
Douchebag lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kilmister swinging wildly here.
Douchebag bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Douchebag throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kilmister misses with a low kick.
Douchebag lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kilmister circles away quickly and effectively.#TD2#
Kilmister shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Douchebag's guard.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Kilmister from controlling successfully.
Douchebag wants to sweep here but Kilmister controlling him for the moment.
Douchebag trying to control the position.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Kilmister throws a big elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Kilmister showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag shoots in for a double leg but Kilmister sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Kilmister closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kilmister misses with a body kick.
A clash of legs there as Douchebag blocks the low kick.
Kilmister tries to clinch there but Douchebag circles away.
Douchebag fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Douchebag lands with a cross.
Kilmister dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Douchebag. That did some damage!
A big right from Douchebag misses.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kilmister as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kilmister manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Douchebag throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #CL2#
Kilmister moves into the clinch successfully.
Douchebag avoiding damage.
Douchebag has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kilmister avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.#T1#
Kilmister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Kilmister misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Douchebag. #TD2#
Kilmister pulls guard effortlessly.
Kilmister trying to control the position here.
Kilmister has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kilmister is trying to control the position but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kilmister works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kilmister is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kilmister works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T2#
Douchebag scoring with punches to the head and body.
Kilmister working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
Kilmister not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Kilmister being controlled here, momentarily.
Douchebag's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard. #T3#
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douchebag controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Douchebag trying to control but Kilmister is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Kilmister is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kilmister sprawls well. Kilmister wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.#CL#
Douchebag closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Douchebag is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kilmister is defending well.
Douchebag has Kilmister pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kilmister manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #T4#
Kilmister tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douchebag's elbow.
Nice elbow from Kilmister.
Johnny Kilmister is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#BC#
Douchebag pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kilmister scores with a kick to the body.
Kilmister throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kilmister misses with a straight left. #TD#
Douchebag closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Kilmister did well to prevent Douchebag getting side control.
Douchebag thows a huge punch but Kilmister dodges it nicely.
Kilmister wants to get back to his feet.
Dardan Douchebag has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Douchebag wants to work for an arm triangle but Kilmister is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Kilmister slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Kilmister keeping full guard, as Douchebag tries to pass.
Kilmister preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Johnny Kilmister.
I've got Kilmister winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Kilmister!
A relieved looking Johnny Kilmister thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: AFA 3
Date: Dec 19, 2017

#R1#
Kilmister ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Douchebag closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kilmister circles away.#CL#
Kilmister closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Douchebag drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kilmister gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Douchebag wants a takedown.
Johnny Kilmister has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Kilmister gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kilmister really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#BC2#
Douchebag breaks from the clinch.
Kilmister tries to clinch but Douchebag moves out of range. #CL#
Douchebag tries to keep at a distance but Kilmister has taken the fight into the clinch.#TD2#
Douchebag is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Kilmister can't fight it off and eventually Douchebag manages to take the fight to the floor. Kilmister looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kilmister looking to control.
Douchebag with a nice head shot there.#T1#
Kilmister utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douchebag cracks Kilmister with a solid left hand.
Kilmister will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kilmister working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
We've been hearing good reports from Kilmister's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Kilmister keeps moving.
Douchebag connects with a couple of short punches.
Kilmister utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kilmister keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Kilmister preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Kilmister seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.#T2#
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kilmister's head.
Kilmister being controlled here, momentarily.
Kilmister manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Douchebag manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kilmister trying to stand up but can't free himself from Douchebag's guard.
Douchebag is trying to control the position but Kilmister postures up.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Kilmister from controlling successfully.
Kilmister stopping the sweep attempt from Douchebag.#T3#
Kilmister engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Douchebag is trying to control the position but Kilmister postures up.
Douchebag keeping full guard, as Kilmister tries to pass.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Kilmister from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Douchebag is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Kilmister trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag working a defensive guard here.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kilmister is one step ahead there. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douchebag is trying to control the position but Kilmister postures up. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Douchebag shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kilmister defends it nicely.
Kilmister dodges the punch combination from Douchebag. #TD#
Kilmister drives through with a takedown into guard.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Kilmister wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag striking off his back but it's not causing Kilmister any problems. #SUB2#
Kilmister got a little sloppy there for a moment and Douchebag has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kilmister has managed to get both his arms back between Douchebag's legs - danger averted.
Kilmister wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##TD#
Kilmister scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#SU#
Kilmister stands up.
Douchebag shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kilmister eats them both and turns towards Douchebag to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Kilmister shows good takedown defense.
Kilmister misses with a double jab.
Kilmister lands with a right hand.
Douchebag slips a jab and a cross from Kilmister.
Douchebag swats away the attempt to clinch by Kilmister.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Kilmister shows good takedown defense.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kilmister fails with a takedown attempt.
Kilmister is looking to clinch but Douchebag is avoiding it. #CL2#
Douchebag drives through and clinches with Kilmister against the cage. #TD2#
Douchebag has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Kilmister is trying to keep an underhook but Douchebag manages to get the takedown into half guard.#T1#
Douchebag looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Kilmister gets full guard.
Kilmister seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Douchebag stands up over Kilmister, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Douchebag trying to control but Kilmister is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Douchebag drops back, looking for a kneebar! Kilmister looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Kilmister looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Kilmister! #REVR#
Douchebag is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Kilmister's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Douchebag desperately trying to maintain half guard. #T2#
Kilmister seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Douchebag does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #SUB2#
Douchebag is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kilmister pulls his head out easily.
Douchebag regains full guard. Nicely done.
Kilmister trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Douchebag is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kilmister preventing the sweep.
Kilmister looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T3#
Kilmister pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Douchebag is keeping the position for now.
Douchebag striking off his back but it's not causing Kilmister any problems.
Kilmister is stalling in the full guard.
Douchebag is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Douchebag trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kilmister trying to stand up but can't free himself from Douchebag's guard.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kilmister defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Johnny Kilmister has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Kilmister defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Kilmister dives in for a single leg takedown but Douchebag sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Douchebag shoots in looking for a takedown but Kilmister manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Douchebag's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Kilmister wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#T4#
A left lands for Douchebag.
Kilmister tries a head kick but it misses. #CL#
Kilmister has taken the fight to the clinch.
Douchebag tries to score a body lock takedown but Kilmister shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Douchebag can't break the clinch.
Kilmister misses with the head strike. #BC#
Kilmister manages to break the clinch.
Douchebag with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kilmister to score with a decent uppercut.
Johnny Kilmister is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#TD#
Kilmister feints and as Douchebag raises his hands in defense, Kilmister changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Douchebag trying to control the position.
Kilmister tries to free his leg and advance position but Douchebag is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Douchebag working for a triangle but Kilmister defends it easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douchebag has a closed guard, preventing Kilmister from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Kilmister dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kilmister tries a low kick but Douchebag avoids it.
Kilmister dodges the punch combination from Douchebag.
Douchebag avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Douchebag on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#TD#
Kilmister fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Douchebag to the ground. Kilmister is now in Douchebag's guard.#SUB2#
Douchebag is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Kilmister rolls with it to try and escape but Douchebag cranks on the arm and Kilmister is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dardan Douchebag!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Dardan Douchebag waved his t-shirt featuring Aspire Clothing's logo in front of the cameras.

Event: AFA 1
Date: Nov 21, 2017

#R1##TD#
Douchebag feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#SUB2#
North looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
North working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag. #SUB2#
Douchebag got a little sloppy there for a moment and North has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Douchebag has managed to get both his arms back between North's legs - danger averted.
Douchebag lands a couple of digs.
Douchebag trying to control but North is working from the bottom.
North working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douchebag's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
North is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag distracts North with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#T1#
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but North blocks nicely.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but North keeps moving.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now North is on top in guard. #REVB#
Douchebag trying to control the position here.
Douchebag looking for a sweep. Not yet Douchebag, not yet. #SUB#
Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. North is aware though and is defending well.
North working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
North working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
North missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T2#
North scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Douchebag will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Douchebag keeping full guard, as North tries to pass.
Douchebag lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Douchebag distracts North with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but North is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag postures up in North's guard and throws a big left but North blocks it.
North keeping full guard, as Douchebag tries to pass.
Douchebag throws a strike but North rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Douchebag wants to sweep here but North controlling him for the moment.
Douchebag doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
North is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T3#
North trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
North throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Douchebag works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag is trying to keep North in close.
Douchebag will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
North distracts Douchebag with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
North trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Douchebag is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
North is in close to Douchebag's body, working some short punches and elbows.#T4#
North trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw North working his ground and pound in the gym.
Douchebag looking for a sweep. Not yet Douchebag, not yet.
North not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Douchebag will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
North takes a decent strike to the side of the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
North works over Douchebag with some ground and pound from guard.
Douchebag throwing rabbit punches from the bottom - showing the judges that he's keeping busy.
Douchebag working a defensive guard here.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing North from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
North drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and North jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing North from controlling successfully.
Douchebag wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Douchebag tries to clinch there but North circles away.
North is looking to score with low kicks.
North throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand. #TD#
North gets caught napping as Douchebag dives in and scores a takedown. North manages to retain guard.
North keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as North works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douchebag might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Douchebag preventing the sweep.
North keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Douchebag lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
North preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #SUB2#
North working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound. #T1##SUB2#
North is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douchebag's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douchebag looking to sit in guard and control but North gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB##SUB#
Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. North is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Douchebag has his foot on North's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. North works his way back into a safe position though.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. North manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR##SUB2#
North working for a triangle but Douchebag defends it easily.
North preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T2#
Douchebag trying to control but North is working from the bottom.
North working a defensive guard here.
Douchebag lands a couple of elbows.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
North trying to keep a closed guard but Douchebag is proving a slippery customer.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but North is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but North is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3##SUB2#
North has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Douchebag can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but North is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
North working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
North is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douchebag defends well.
North has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but North keeps moving.
Douchebag is in close to North's body, working some short punches and elbows.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Douchebag throws an elbow that misses. North uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douchebag's guard. Nice move by North!#REVB##SUB#
Douchebag looking for a guillotine here but North defends easily.
North postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
North postures up.
North postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
North got a little sloppy there for a moment and Douchebag has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, North has managed to get both his arms back between Douchebag's legs - danger averted.
North sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Douchebag throws a nice elbow from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches North napping and manages to drive through into side control!
North gets back to half guard.
Douchebag lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
North avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douchebag.
North is pressing down on Douchebag's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Douchebag passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The strikes coming from Douchebag are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
North is trying to improve his position.
North is not in a great position here, taking some shots. #T1#
Douchebag tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
North is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Douchebag lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #SUB2#
North looking for submissions off his back.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #SUB#
Douchebag is working for a kimura but North is defending it quite comfortably.
Douchebag is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that North can do to turn this around?
Douchebag thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed North's head. #T2##SUB#
Douchebag is looking for a kimura here.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Miles North has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #SUB2#
North looking for submissions off his back.
Douchebag takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The fighters are battling for position here. North manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #T3##SUB2#
Douchebag got a little sloppy there for a moment and North has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Douchebag has managed to get both his arms back between North's legs - danger averted.
North takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
North preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douchebag postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Douchebag trying to control but North is working from the bottom.
Douchebag is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because North is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag distracts North with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB2#
North throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Douchebag is working North over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #ROC#
North is rocked!#T4#
Douchebag gets to his feet and stands over North, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! North felt that one! Douchebag unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save North from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`), into his post fight interview.

Event: Aspire 77: Podolski v Souvlaki
Date: Sep 24, 2017

#R1#
Douchebag connects with a right hand. Gotti shakes it off.
Gotti misses with an uppercut. Douchebag saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Douchebag! But no joy.
Gotti avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#TD2#
Douchebag drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.#SUB2#
Douchebag working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Gotti wants to control but Douchebag postures up.
Gotti is looking to regain half guard here but Douchebag keeps moving and retains side control.
Gotti is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Douchebag off and has taken his back!
I really don't envy Douchebag right now.
Gotti tries to keep control of the position but Douchebag is staying busy.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB#
Gotti looking for the choke but no joy.
Douchebag felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Gotti really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Douchebag.#T1#
Gotti keeps control of the position as Douchebag tries to break free.
Douchebag tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Douchebag bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Douchebag forces his way into half guard.
Gotti moves into full guard.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Douchebag won't allow Gotti to sweep him here. #T2#
Gotti is working hard here to advance position.
Douchebag trying to control but Gotti is working from the bottom.
Gotti lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Gotti wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Gotti landing some decent shots from guard.
Gotti wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving. #SUB2#
Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Gotti is aware though and is defending well.
Gotti not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Gotti looking to pass the guard. #T3##SUB2#
Douchebag escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Gotti gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Douchebag trying to keep a closed guard but Gotti is proving a slippery customer.
Gotti stopping the sweep attempt from Douchebag.#SUB2#
Douchebag has his foot on Gotti's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Gotti works his way back into a safe position though.
Gotti missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Gotti from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gotti preventing the sweep.
Gotti controlling from the top position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Gotti from controlling successfully. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB2#
Douchebag working for a triangle but Gotti defends it easily. #SUB2#
Gotti avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Gotti distracts Douchebag with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Gotti passes Douchebag's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gotti working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gotti wants to take a breather but Douchebag is having none of it.
Well, if Gotti is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Douchebag trying to control but Gotti postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Gotti shoots in for a takedown but Douchebag shows good takedown defense.
Gotti dips to his left and cracks Douchebag with an uppercut!
Douchebag swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gotti swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
The fighters circling - Gotti throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Douchebag swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Gotti scores with a nice strike.
Douchebag shoots in but Gotti avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Gotti sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Don Gotti has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt - Gotti sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Gotti definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Gotti tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Douchebag was well out of range. Poor timing from Gotti.
Jab from Gotti.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Gotti gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Douchebag to score an easy takedown into full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douchebag won't allow Gotti to sweep him here.
Gotti is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Well, if Gotti is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #T1#
Douchebag keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Gotti wants to control but Douchebag is keeping him busy.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB#
Gotti is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Douchebag is just riding it out for now. Gotti eventually gives up the hold.
Gotti prevents Douchebag from improving his position.
Douchebag is staying active underneath Gotti, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Douchebag wants to improve his position but Gotti is controlling well.
Douchebag is staying active underneath Gotti, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Douchebag gets back to full guard.
Gotti is pushing down on Douchebag's leg trying to pass to half guard. Douchebag is fighting to maintain full guard but Gotti has managed to sneak the leg through.
Gotti wants to take a breather but Douchebag is having none of it.
Douchebag throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Douchebag wants to get back to full guard.
Douchebag landing small, sideways elbows.
Douchebag wants to improve his position but Gotti is controlling well.
Douchebag throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Gotti seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Gotti has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #SUB#
Gotti is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Douchebag to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Douchebag shrugs it off. #T3#
Gotti lands a big shot there that rocks Douchebag but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Gotti landing strikes, looking to finish!
Douchebag is looking to get to half guard.
Gotti trying to control but Douchebag is having none of it. #SUB#
Gotti is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Douchebag to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Douchebag shrugs it off.
Douchebag wants to control but Gotti is having none of it.
Gotti sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Douchebag is looking to improve his position but Gotti isn't that keen on the idea.#T4#
Gotti lands with some strikes.
Gotti is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Douchebag can do to turn this around?
Gotti tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Gotti landing punches.
Gotti tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #SUB#
Gotti looking to secure an arm triangle but Douchebag defends it well.
Gotti landing shots from mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Douchebag tries to hold on but Gotti pushes him away.
Douchebag is trying desperately to improve position.
Douchebag regains half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Gotti dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Nice sprawl there from Douchebag as Gotti shoots in.
Douchebag darts in looking for a takedown but Gotti gets double underhooks and turns Douchebag into the cage.
Douchebag closes this distance looking for a takedown but Gotti circles away.
Gotti feinted with a counter takedown.
Gotti scores with a decent looking hook.
Gotti lands a nice looking body shot. #TD#
Douchebag tries to sprawl but Gotti drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Douchebag avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Gotti.
Gotti prevents Douchebag from improving his position.
Gotti stalling.
Gotti takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#SUB2#
Douchebag looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Gotti wants to lay and pray for a moment but Douchebag keeps working. #T1#
Douchebag moves into full guard.
Gotti wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag looking to control.
Gotti trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Gotti is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Douchebag is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Gotti looking to sit in guard and control but Douchebag gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Gotti trying to control the position. #T2##SUB#
Gotti is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Gotti keeps moving.
Douchebag working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #SUB#
Gotti has his foot on Douchebag's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Douchebag works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Gotti is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Douchebag has his hands clasped together but Gotti extends and breaks Douchebag's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Gotti.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Don Gotti!
Don Gotti spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

Event: Aspire 64: Slice vs Frankels
Date: Jul 30, 2017

#R1#
Orlov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Douchebag.
Orlov takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Douchebag doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Orlov counters with a body kick.
Douchebag takes a jab right on the kisser.
Douchebag displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Orlov throws out the jab.
Douchebag chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Orlov can pounce on him.
Orlov connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Orlov sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Orlov throws out a loose jab but Douchebag uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL2#
Douchebag has taken the fight to the clinch.
Orlov lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC#
Orlov breaks from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Douchebag fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Boris Orlov has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Douchebag tries to close the distance and clinch but Orlov swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Orlov misses with a double jab.
Nice sprawl there from Orlov as Douchebag shoots in.
We've been informed that Douchebag has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Orlov shows good takedown defense.
Orlov throws a big counter combination but Douchebag scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Orlov rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Douchebag moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T1#
Douchebag shoots for a takedown but Orlov saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
As Douchebag backs away, Orlov returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Orlov shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Orlov lands with a shot to the body.
Douchebag tries to clinch but Orlov is having none of it.
A big left from Orlov misses.
Douchebag misses with an uppercut. Orlov saw that one coming.
Douchebag tries to bum rush Orlov with a series of wild strikes but Orlov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Orlov feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Douchebag misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Orlov is looking for a counter combo.
Douchebag lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Orlov circles away quickly and effectively.
Douchebag blocks a leg kick.
Douchebag bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Orlov's head backwards.
Douchebag moves into range and connects with a jab.
Douchebag shoots in looking for a takedown but Orlov manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Douchebag's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Orlov swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Orlov scores with a punch to the head.
Orlov lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Orlov misses with a body shot.
Douchebag throws a right and a left that Orlov avoids nicely. #CL2#
Orlov gets tackled into the cage by Douchebag. Douchebag maintains the clinch. #T2#
Orlov tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douchebag's elbow.
Orlov swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Orlov tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douchebag's elbow.
Douchebag blocks a body shot from Orlov.
Orlov lands a nice shot to the body. #BC2#
Douchebag manages to break the clinch.
Orlov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Orlov leaves Douchebag with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Orlov throws a jab but it's blocked by Douchebag.
Douchebag tries to score a power double leg takedown but Orlov sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Douchebag somewhat.
Orlov slaps away a takedown attempt from Douchebag, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Douchebag tries to clinch there but Orlov circles away.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Orlov shows good takedown defense.
Orlov looks to throw the jab but Douchebag is out of range.
Douchebag swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T3#
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches up with Orlov, looking for a takedown. Douchebag pushes Orlov against the cage but Orlov circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Orlov throws a body punch but Douchebag moves out of range. #TD2#
Orlov gets caught flat footed, as Douchebag shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Orlov tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Orlov bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Douchebag's guard. #REVR#
Orlov is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Orlov not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
Douchebag has his foot on Orlov's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Orlov works his way back into a safe position though.#T4##SUB2#
Douchebag looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB2#
Douchebag looking for a guillotine here but Orlov defends easily.
Orlov postures up.
Douchebag will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Douchebag tries to strike from the bottom. #SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for a triangle but Orlov pushes his legs off easily.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Orlov is one step ahead there.
Orlov slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boris Orlov dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Orlov as he avoids it easily.
Douchebag is looking to clinch.
Douchebag shoots and misses
and Orlov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab from Douchebag does it's job there.
Douchebag throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Orlov's waist but Orlov gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Douchebag off to one side.
An attempted straight right counter from Orlov misses the target.
Boris Orlov has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.#TD2#
Douchebag shoots in and gets a takedown into Orlov's guard.
Orlov looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Orlov has wrist control.
Douchebag working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Orlov's head.
Orlov keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Orlov blocks nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag looking to sit in guard and control but Orlov gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Orlov preventing the sweep. #T1#
Douchebag being controlled here, momentarily.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Douchebag is trying to keep Orlov in close.
Douchebag tries to strike from the bottom. #SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Orlov defends well.#SUB2#
Orlov got a little sloppy there for a moment and Douchebag has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Orlov has managed to get both his arms back between Douchebag's legs - danger averted.
Douchebag can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Orlov controls the pace.#SUB2#
Douchebag has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Orlov can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Douchebag tries to strike from the bottom.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Orlov throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Orlov connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#TD2#
Orlov tries to sprawl but Douchebag drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Orlov is looking to improve his position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douchebag connects with a nice short shot to Orlov's temple. #T3#
Douchebag missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Douchebag is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Orlov reverses the position - he's now on top in Douchebag's guard.
Douchebag seems keen to control Orlov's posture.
Orlov is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Douchebag doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Douchebag tries to strike from the bottom.
Douchebag doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Douchebag trying to keep a closed guard but Orlov is proving a slippery customer. #T4#
Douchebag tries to strike from the bottom.
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Orlov won't allow Douchebag to sweep him here. #SUB2#
Douchebag escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Orlov gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for a triangle but Orlov pushes his legs off easily.
Douchebag striking off his back but it's not causing Orlov any problems.
Douchebag trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Douchebag throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Douchebag has his foot on Orlov's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Orlov works his way back into a safe position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Douchebag is defended easily by Orlov.
Douchebag smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
No luck for Douchebag with that takedown attempt.
Orlov feints and then cracks Douchebag's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Douchebag down.
Douchebag changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Orlov tries to avoid it but Douchebag manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Orlov to the ground. Orlov escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Boris Orlov has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Nice uppercut lands for Douchebag. That snapped Orlov's head back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orlov misses the shot to the body.
Douchebag misses with a jab, cross combination.
Douchebag shoots in and drives through. Orlov sprawls well.
Orlov jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Orlov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Orlov stuffs the takedown attempt from Douchebag. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Douchebag takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Douchebag stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Orlov.#TD2#
Douchebag gets a double leg takedown into Orlov's guard.
Orlov wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Orlov blocks nicely.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douchebag with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Orlov blocks nicely.
Douchebag cracks Orlov with a solid left hand.
Douchebag throws an elbow that misses. Orlov uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douchebag's guard. Nice move by Orlov!#REVR#
Douchebag throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land. #T2#
Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Douchebag trying to control the position.
Douchebag might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Orlov haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
Orlov avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Orlov slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T3#
Douchebag throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Orlov misses with a body shot.
Douchebag tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A jab from Douchebag misses.
Douchebag misses with a straight left. #TD2#
Douchebag looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Orlov!
Douchebag working away.
Douchebag fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Douchebag throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Douchebag throws a strike aimed at the side of Orlov's head but Orlov avoids it well.#T4#
Orlov is looking for a sweep.
Douchebag throwing strikes but Orlov manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Douchebag is looking to regain half guard here but Orlov keeps moving and retains side control.
Douchebag is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Orlov off and has taken his back!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB2#
Douchebag looking for the choke from the back.
Douchebag throwing wild punches that miss their target.
I really don't envy Orlov right now. #SUB2#
Orlov is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Douchebag gets his way!
Well, with Douchebag on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Orlov is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Orlov covering up well under a series of strikes from Douchebag.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dardan Douchebag comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Douchebag has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their support in the buildup to the fight.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 19, 2017

#R1#
Volcanic avoids a punch combination nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Douchebag scores with a jab to the jaw.
Douchebag lands a two punch combo.
Volcanic shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Douchebag as he jumps to the side. #TD2#
Douchebag shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Douchebag showed some decent athleticism there.
Douchebag controlling the pace.
Douchebag scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Douchebag passes the guard and advances to mount!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Douchebag has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Volcanic's face.
Douchebag landing punches. #T1#
Douchebag raining down shots from the mount!
Douchebag raining down shots from the mount!
Douchebag working Volcanic over with strikes here.
Douchebag connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Douchebag working the ground and pound effectively.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Douchebag cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Douchebag lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Douchebag fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Douchebag raining down shots from the mount!
Douchebag landing punches.
Volcanic tries to get back to half guard but can't. #T2#
Douchebag lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The referee warns Volcanic that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Douchebag with the ground and pound from mount. #ROC2#
Volcanic is rocked!
Douchebag is landing with some decent strikes but Volcanic is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Oh Volcanic is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Volcanic bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Douchebag throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Volcanic seems to have got his legs back now.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage. #SUB2#
Douchebag looking for a guillotine here but Volcanic defends easily.
Douchebag is trying to keep Volcanic in close. #SUB2#
Volcanic is posturing up here but Douchebag has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Volcanic tries to roll out but it's too tight and Volcanic has to tap! Slick submission there by Douchebag!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their support in the buildup to the fight.

Event: OMEGA 33
Date: Apr 30, 2017

#R1#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Ching shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Douchebag needs to keep his hands up - Ching had a free shot at his head there.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ching but Ching pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ching is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Douchebag.
Douchebag let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ching lands a jab to the head.
Ching throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Douchebag lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#TD#
Ching looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.#SUB#
Ching is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Douchebag doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Ching.
Douchebag trying to control from the bottom.
Douchebag is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Ching's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Ching's back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douchebag punishes Ching with strikes from the back mount.
Ching covering up well and avoiding damage. #T1#
Douchebag lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Douchebag lands strikes to the head.
Ching covers up after that shot from Douchebag.
Ching trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Well, with Douchebag on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Ching is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Douchebag lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Douchebag lands punches and elbows. #SUB2#
Douchebag looking to break Ching's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Ching remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Douchebag will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Ching is keeping busy.
Ching wants to control his opponent's hands but Douchebag gets his hands free.
Douchebag controlling well, preventing Ching from escaping the position.
Douchebag has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Ching.
Douchebag throwing damaging strikes from the back! Ching could be in trouble here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douchebag lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Ching hold on?! #T2#
Douchebag scores with punches from the back.
Douchebag softening up his opponent with strikes here.
Douchebag lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Douchebag lands a shot to the body.
Douchebag thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent. #SUB2#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douchebag is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Ching knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Ching for a finish.
Douchebag is trying to stick to Ching's back but Ching is turning into Douchebag. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Douchebag's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Ching.
Ching throwing strikes but missing.
Ching trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Douchebag bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Ching's guard. #REVB##T3#
Douchebag postures up in Ching's guard and throws a big left but Ching blocks it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Ching's head.#SUB#
Ching throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Douchebag escapes and throws Ching's legs to the side, diving into side control!
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Douchebag working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.#SUB2#
Douchebag goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Ching rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Douchebag's guard! Nice work there by Ching!
Ching being controlled here momentarily.
Douchebag trying to strike off his back.
Ching postures up. #SUB#
Ching is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Ching tries to free his leg and advance position but Douchebag is retaining full guard. #T4##SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for a triangle but Ching pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Douchebag looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Ching passes into half guard.
Douchebag punching from the bottom.
Douchebag is controlling Ching's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Douchebag gets back to full guard.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag striking from the bottom here.
Ching is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Ching takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ching Ching seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Douchebag shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Ching manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#SUB#
Ching is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Douchebag stands up over Ching, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Ching controls Douchebag momentarily but Douchebag frees himself.
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Ching's head.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douchebag lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ching seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.
Douchebag is working Ching over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #SUB#
Ching is looking for a triangle here but Douchebag uses the submission attempt to pass into side control. #T1#
Douchebag is chipping away with strikes.
Douchebag in side control, throwing shots but Ching defends.
Ching is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Douchebag lands a decent elbow from side control.
Ching parries the strikes from Douchebag easily there. Douchebag is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Ching to escape.
Douchebag landing strikes.
Douchebag is putting a hurting on Ching here, landing some big shots from side control.
Douchebag has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ching is trying to control Douchebag's posture but Douchebag avoids it.
Ching is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Douchebag working the head with strikes. #T2#
Douchebag grinds an elbow into Ching's temple.
Douchebag working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Douchebag taking a break here but Ching is having none of it and regains half guard.
Douchebag winds up and cracks Ching with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Douchebag wants to take a breather but Ching is having none of it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ching avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douchebag.
Douchebag lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douchebag connects with a nice short shot to Ching's temple.
Douchebag takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Douchebag is looking to stall here but Ching recovers full guard. #T3#
Douchebag slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Douchebag's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#SUB#
Ching looking for a guillotine here but Douchebag defends easily.
Ching keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Douchebag distracts Ching with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB#
Ching is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Ching preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douchebag is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ching has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Douchebag throws a strike but Ching rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Ching wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag is looking to clinch but Ching is avoiding it.
Ching throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Ching shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Ching keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Ching with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Douchebag to score with a decent uppercut.#TD#
Ching shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Douchebag manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Douchebag holds on and takes a little breather.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ching wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag looking to control. #T1#
Douchebag throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Ching scoring with some ground and pound.
Ching wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag is looking to sweep but instead, Ching has passed into half guard.
Douchebag wants to get back to full guard.
Ching wants to lay and pray for a moment but Douchebag keeps working.
Ching looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ching trying to control the action but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag manages to get to full guard.
Ching tries to free his leg and advance position but Douchebag is retaining full guard.
Ching has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T2##SUB2#
Douchebag working for a triangle but Ching defends it easily.
Douchebag throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back. #SUB2#
Douchebag has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ching can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Douchebag can't keep his opponent in guard - Ching advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Douchebag is looking for a sweep. Ching is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Douchebag manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T3#
Ching trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ching is aware though and is defending well.
Ching cracks Douchebag with a solid left hand.
Douchebag not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #SUB2#
Douchebag has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ching can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Douchebag takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douchebag throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Ching postures up and lands a big shot to Douchebag's brow.
Ching showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Ching wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving. #SUB2#
Douchebag has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ching can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T4#
Ching scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Ching trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag wants to sweep here but Ching controlling him for the moment.
Douchebag trying to control the position.
Ching is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Ching avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Ching trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ching Ching showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Douchebag has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag made sure to mention his sponsor, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) in his post fight interview.

Event: Omega 29 March To Victory
Date: Mar 11, 2017

#R1#
Douchebag shoots in but Kyle avoids the takedown attempt easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Kyle misses the target.
Dardan Douchebag seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kyle misses with a low kick.
Douchebag throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kyle throwing a counter right hand but Douchebag manages to avoid it.
Douchebag scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#TD2#
Douchebag shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Kyle is trying to defend but Douchebag finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Kyle has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Douchebag prevents Kyle from standing back up.
Douchebag lands strikes from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kyle is looking to escape.
Kyle is not content to let Douchebag control the position.
Kyle is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well. #T1#
Kyle is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Douchebag scores with a couple of nice shots.
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kyle avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douchebag.
Douchebag seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Kyle pushes Douchebag off looking to stand but Douchebag dives back in and keeps control.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Douchebag trying to control the pace.
Kyle is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well.
Kyle trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Douchebag working Kyle over with strikes.
Kyle is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well.
Douchebag scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Douchebag trying to control the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag lands strikes from half guard.#T2#
Douchebag slips a nice elbow through Kyle's hands, connecting with Kyle's forehead.#ES#
Kyle manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Douchebag keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Kyle misses with a punch to the body.
Kyle tries to work over Douchebag's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #TD2#
Douchebag turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Douchebag manages to end up in side control.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Douchebag working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douchebag lands some shots froms side control.
Kyle on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet.
Douchebag creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Kyle is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Douchebag is controlling him well.
Douchebag looks up at the clock and then as Kyle takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Douchebag smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude! #ES#
Kyle explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Douchebag tries to clinch up but Kyle circles away and keeps his distance.
Douchebag avoids the body shot from Kyle.
Douchebag drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Kyle defends it well.#T3#
Kyle pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #TD2#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Kyle is trying to stand back up but Douchebag is controlling him
Douchebag landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Kyle is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well. #ES#
Kyle has one foot on Douchebag's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt.
Douchebag wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Douchebag showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kyle. #T4#
An inside leg kick lands from Kyle.
Douchebag looks to land a right hand but Kyle moved out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Kyle misses the target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kyle keeps the fight on the outside.
A big right from Kyle misses.
Kyle misses with a hook.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Kyle circles away easily
and Kyle counters with a three punch combo that has Douchebag backing up. Douchebag nods at Kyle to acknowledge the strikes.
Chrys Kyle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Kyle throws a series of punches but Douchebag avoids them all with ease.
Douchebag changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Kyle lands a head kick. Douchebag smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kyle takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kyle cracks a nice hook into Douchebag's ribs.
Douchebag shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kyle defends it nicely.
Kyle throwing a counter right hand but Douchebag manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Chrys Kyle will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Kyle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #TD2#
Douchebag gets a takedown into half guard.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kyle is not content to let Douchebag control the position.
Kyle is looking to get back to is feet but Douchebag passes into side control.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet.
Douchebag working the head and body with strikes. #T1#
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control. #ES#
Kyle explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Douchebag connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Chrys Kyle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kyle as he avoids it easily.
Kyle swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Douchebag takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Douchebag ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kyle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Douchebag manages to avoid it.
Douchebag tries to clinch but Kyle is having none of it.
Douchebag lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Kyle takes a swing at Douchebag's ribcage but misses.
Kyle looks to land a combination. Douchebag sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches up with Kyle, looking for a takedown. Douchebag pushes Kyle against the cage but Kyle circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kyle fires out a quick counter leg kick but Douchebag just manages to avoid it.#T2##TD2#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Kyle napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Kyle tries to escape but Douchebag is in control.
Douchebag cracks Kyle with a big elbow.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet.
Douchebag connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Kyle some visible discomfort.
Douchebag is working Kyle over with some ground and pound from side control.
Kyle is pushing Douchebag's head away, looking to escape. Douchebag manages to hold on to the position though.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Douchebag scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Kyle to see if he's OK.
Douchebag looks up at the clock and then as Kyle takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Douchebag smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
Douchebag working the ground and pound.
Douchebag working the ground and pound. #T3#
Douchebag works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Douchebag scores with a couple of short elbows.
Kyle takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kyle keeps working.
Kyle is pushing Douchebag's head away, looking to escape. Douchebag manages to hold on to the position though.
Douchebag is putting a hurting on Kyle here, landing some big shots from side control.
Kyle being controlled for a moment.
Kyle wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!#T4#
Douchebag wants to control but Kyle is keeping him busy.
You can see the frustration on Kyle's face as Douchebag controls the position.
Kyle is pushing Douchebag's head away, looking to escape. Douchebag manages to hold on to the position though.#ES#
Kyle throws Douchebag to one side and escapes!
Kyle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Douchebag manages to avoid it.
Kyle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kyle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Douchebag moves away from the strike by Kyle. #TD2#
Douchebag closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kyle's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Chrys Kyle is winning the standup battle so far.#TD2#
Douchebag feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kyle's head.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Douchebag stands up over Kyle, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Kyle is looking to stand up but Douchebag isn't so interested in that idea.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#ES#
Kyle uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Douchebag dives in and grabs Kyle's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kyle pushes down on Douchebag's head and hops out.
Douchebag with a poor takedown
and Kyle counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T1#
Douchebag has a takedown stuffed.
Chrys Kyle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Kyle misses with a low kick as Douchebag jumps back.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Douchebag! But no joy.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Kyle shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Douchebag is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kyle sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kyle looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Douchebag will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kyle throws a series of punches but Douchebag moves out of range.
Douchebag lands a jab.
Kyle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Douchebag.
Kyle fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Douchebag on the side of the head.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Kyle sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Douchebag misses with the combination. #T2#
Douchebag takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kyle misses with a wild combination.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kyle slaps away a takedown attempt from Douchebag, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Douchebag takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kyle looks to score with a jab to the body but Douchebag is just out of range.
Douchebag fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kyle avoids it really well and circles away.
Kyle half committed to a counter leg kick.#T3#
Kyle jabs Douchebag right on the nose. Douchebag blinks but takes it well.
Kyle misses with a body shot.
Kyle looks to land a right hand but Douchebag moved out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Douchebag is defended easily by Kyle.
Kyle misses with an attempted mid kick.
Douchebag looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T4#
Horrible takedown attempt by Douchebag or perhaps it was just good defense by Kyle, which made it look bad.
Douchebag takes a jab right on the kisser.
Douchebag is looking to clinch but Kyle is avoiding it.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Kyle throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kyle lands a jab to the head.
Douchebag tries to score a power double leg takedown but Kyle sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Douchebag somewhat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chrys Kyle showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Kyle has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Chrys Kyle!
Chrys Kyle decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

Event: OMEGA FN 24
Date: Jan 14, 2017

#R1##CL2#
Baxster darts in and clinches Douchebag up against the cage.
Douchebag's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Douchebag takes a knee to the side of the body.
Baxster scores with a shoulder strike.
Douchebag is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Baxster throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Douchebag blocks it with crossed arms.
Baxster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Douchebag takes a knee right on the jaw!
Baxster misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Douchebag.
Douchebag on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Baxster throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Douchebag blocks it with crossed arms.
Baxster fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Baxster lands an uppercut.
Baxster lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Douchebag.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douchebag can't get the takedown.
Baxster looking to throw knees to the head but Douchebag is blocking nicely.
Baxster missing with knees to the body. #TD#
Douchebag is trying to trip Baxster. He has hold of a leg but Baxster is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Douchebag persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Baxster is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Baxster being controlled here, momentarily.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douchebag cracks Baxster with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Baxster keeps moving.
Douchebag won't allow Baxster to get back to his feet.
Baxster is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Baxster keeps moving. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Baxster blocks nicely.
Baxster working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
Douchebag has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Baxster is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Baxster wants to clinch up but Douchebag keeps it at a distance.#CL#
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches. #BC#
Douchebag breaks from the clinch.
Buzz Baxster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Douchebag forces Baxster back against the cage and clinches.
Douchebag is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Baxster prevents the takedown attempt.
Baxster lands an elbow just above Douchebag 's eye.
Baxster misses with a punch to the body.
A short body shot lands from Baxster as the two fighters clinch. #T3#
Baxster lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Baxster using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Baxster with a knee to the head.
Baxster tries a knee to the head but Douchebag blocks it.
Baxster has Douchebag pressed against the cage, preventing Douchebag from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#TD#
Douchebag turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Baxster is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Baxster keeps working.
Douchebag misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Douchebag is looking to take a break and control but Baxster is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
Baxster dodges the ground and pound from Douchebag.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Baxster keeps working.
Baxster regains half guard, as Douchebag was trying to land strikes.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douchebag sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Baxster defending well though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Douchebag throws a strike but Baxster avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Baxster has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Baxster dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Baxster tries to close the distance and clinch up but Douchebag swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Douchebag takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Baxster misses with a body kick.
Douchebag avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Douchebag is trying hard to land a takedown here. Baxster sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Douchebag connects with a nice looking jab.
Baxster throws an overhand right that lands on Douchebag's shoulder, as Douchebag tries to avoid the shot.
Baxster throws a leg kick but Douchebag sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Baxster throws a jab when Douchebag was well out of range.
Douchebag changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Baxster misses with a body kick.
Douchebag moves out of range of the body kick.
Baxster has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Baxster misses with an uppercut #TD#
and Douchebag counters with a takedown into side control.
Baxster on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douchebag throws a strike aimed at the side of Baxster's head but Baxster avoids it well.
Douchebag remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control. #T1#
Baxster regains half guard there - taking advantage of Douchebag's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Douchebag not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Douchebag wants to control but Baxster is keeping him busy.
Baxster regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Douchebag.
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Baxster has wrist control.
Baxster preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Baxster wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Baxster keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Douchebag on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Douchebag on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.#TD#
Baxster tries to sprawl but Douchebag drives through with a takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Baxster manages to escape and get back to his feet! #T3#
Baxster tries to clinch but Douchebag is having none of it. #CL2#
Baxster has taken the fight to the clinch.
Baxster tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douchebag's elbow.
Baxster throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Douchebag blocks it with crossed arms.
Douchebag blocks an uppercut.
Douchebag working hard to break the clinch.#TD#
Douchebag has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Baxster clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Douchebag looking to hold on to the position here but Baxster rolls and ends up regaining guard.
Douchebag showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Douchebag works over Baxster with some ground and pound from guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Baxster keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully. #T4#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douchebag with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douchebag working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Baxster is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #ES2#
Baxster pushes Douchebag off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Buzz Baxster will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag shoots in looking for a takedown. Baxster tries to sprawl out of it but Douchebag keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Baxster manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Baxster throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #TD#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Baxster napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Baxster is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Baxster keeps working.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag tries to score with some ground and pound. Baxster controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage. #T1#
Douchebag wants to control but Baxster is keeping him busy.
Douchebag working the ground and pound.
Check out the look on Douchebag's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Baxster wants to get back to his feet.
Douchebag scores with a couple of short elbows.
Douchebag postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Baxster is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Douchebag asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Buzz Baxster is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control.
Douchebag trying to control the position but Baxster is working away.
Baxster managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Douchebag.
Baxster parries the strikes from Douchebag easily there. Douchebag is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Baxster to escape.
Baxster dodges the ground and pound from Douchebag.
Douchebag tries to score with some ground and pound. Baxster controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Baxster dodges the ground and pound from Douchebag.
Douchebag in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. #T3#
Douchebag throws an elbow but Baxster slips to the side and avoids it well.
Douchebag in side control, throwing shots but Baxster defends.
Douchebag fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Douchebag working the head and body with strikes.
The strikes coming from Douchebag are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Baxster takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douchebag lands some shots froms side control.
The ground and pound from Douchebag seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Baxster defending against the ground and pound.
Douchebag in side control, throwing shots but Baxster defends.
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
Baxster is not content to let Douchebag control the position.
Baxster defending against the ground and pound. #T4#
Douchebag throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Baxster is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Douchebag postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Dardan Douchebag has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douchebag trying to control the action but Baxster is working from the bottom.
Douchebag tries to score with some ground and pound. Baxster controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag misses with the ground and pound.
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dardan Douchebag showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Baxster has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Baxster!
A victorious Buzz Baxster thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 2
Date: Oct 15, 2016

#R1#
Kane throws a body kick despite being completely out of range#TD#
and Douchebag counters with a nice double leg into side control. Kane won't be happy with that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Kane throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
Kane is trying to control Douchebag's posture but Douchebag avoids it.
Douchebag working the head with strikes.
Kane is looking to regain half guard here but Douchebag keeps moving and retains side control.
Douchebag sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Kane is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Kane can't do much from the bottom here.
Kane tries to bench press Douchebag off him but Douchebag keeps the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Check out the look on Douchebag's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Douchebag has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Douchebag trying to control the action but Kane is working from the bottom.
Douchebag is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Kane will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag is working Kane over with some ground and pound from side control. #T1#
Kane tries to buck Douchebag off but Douchebag is having none of it.
Douchebag works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Douchebag cracks Kane with a big elbow.
Kane tries to bench press Douchebag off him but Douchebag keeps the position.
The ground and pound from Douchebag seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Douchebag landing a few strikes.
We've been hearing good reports from Douchebag's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Kane is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Douchebag is working Kane over with some ground and pound from side control.
Kane is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Douchebag has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Check out the look on Douchebag's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Douchebag scores with punches from side control.
Douchebag creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Douchebag wants to control but Kane is keeping him busy. #T2#
Douchebag throwing shots but missing, from side control.
A bit of a lull in the action here.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Kane is not content to let Douchebag control the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kane is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Douchebag controlling the position.
Kane is trying to control Douchebag's posture but Douchebag avoids it.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#T3#
Douchebag working the ground and pound from side control.
Kane taking punishment in the form of punches.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kane keeps working.
Kane is trying to control Douchebag's posture but Douchebag avoids it.
Douchebag blocks the strikes from Kane.
Douchebag looks up at the clock and then as Kane takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Douchebag smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Kane is trying to control Douchebag's posture but Douchebag avoids it.
Kane is looking to reverse the position.
Douchebag is putting a hurting on Kane here, landing some big shots from side control.
Douchebag working the ground and pound.
Douchebag throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the head and body from side control. #T4#
Douchebag scores with punches from side control.
Douchebag is putting a hurting on Kane here, landing some big shots from side control.
Douchebag working the body and head with strikes.
An elbow from Douchebag crashes against the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kane can't do much from the bottom here.
Kane tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Kane taking punishment in the form of punches.
Douchebag looks up at the clock and then as Kane takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Douchebag smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Kane is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Douchebag works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Douchebag looks up at the clock and then as Kane takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Douchebag smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Kane taking a bit of punishment here - Douchebag scoring with strikes.
Douchebag is working Kane over with some ground and pound from side control.
Douchebag is working Kane over with some ground and pound from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Douchebag on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kane checks a leg kick.
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches up with Kane, looking for a takedown. Douchebag pushes Kane against the cage but Kane circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kane as he avoids it easily.
Kane tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Douchebag fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kane avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice shot by Kane.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Douchebag is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kane can do to turn this around?
Kane leaves Douchebag with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#T1#
Douchebag shoots and misses
and Kane counters with a three punch combo that has Douchebag backing up. Douchebag nods at Kane to acknowledge the strikes.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kane sprawls well. Kane wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Kane throws a big counter head kick but Douchebag avoids it with no problem.
Kane throws a sloppy head kick and Douchebag moves out of range easily.
Kane tries to clinch up but Douchebag circles away and keeps his distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kane looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#TD#
Douchebag closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kane's guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Kane can do anything to dispel that myth.
Kane tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag postures up in Kane's guard and throws a big left but Kane blocks it.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T2#
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kane wants to control but Douchebag passes easily into half guard.
Douchebag slows the pace down in half guard.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douchebag is looking to take a break and control but Kane is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Kane really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Douchebag. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douchebag connects with a nice short shot to Kane's temple.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douchebag working Kane over with strikes.
Douchebag trying to control the action but Kane is working from the bottom.
Douchebag sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kane defending well though.
Kane trying to hold on to Douchebag's head to control him but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag thows a huge punch but Kane dodges it nicely. #T3#
Douchebag is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Douchebag scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Douchebag prevents Kane from improving his position.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douchebag connects with a nice short shot to Kane's temple.
Douchebag working the head and body with strikes.
Douchebag scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Kane wants to get back to full guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douchebag connects with a nice short shot to Kane's temple. #ROC#
Kane is rocked!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Douchebag in particular looking to stall.#T4#
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Douchebag thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kane's head.
Kane wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Kane has hold of Douchebag's hands but Douchebag slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douchebag seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Kane does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Kane trying to control here.
Douchebag winds up and cracks Kane with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Douchebag throwing shots but Kane is blocking nicely.
Kane is trying to get back to full guard.
Douchebag working the head and body with strikes.
Douchebag is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Douchebag looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kane with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Kane is still in real trouble! Can Douchebag finish him?
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douchebag connects with a nice short shot to Kane's temple.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that second round.
That's time! Douchebag's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Douchebag swats away the attempt to clinch by Kane.
Kane seems to have recovered his senses.
Douchebag darts in looking for a takedown but Kane gets double underhooks and turns Douchebag into the cage.
Douchebag shoots in looking for a takedown. Kane tries to sprawl out of it but Douchebag keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kane manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Kane shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Kane with the counter takedown but Douchebag avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Kane closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Douchebag did well to prevent Kane getting side control.
Douchebag flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Douchebag gets full guard.
Kane must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T1#
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag is pulling down on Kane's head to control his posture.
Douchebag looking to control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kane accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag has control of Kane's left arm, preventing Kane from doing any damage.
Kane throwing strikes but missing.
Douchebag looking for a sweep. Not yet Douchebag, not yet.
Kane is looking to work some ground and pound but Douchebag has wrist control.#SUB#
Douchebag looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Douchebag utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kane makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Douchebag lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Douchebag connects with a couple of short punches.#T2#
Kane tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
Douchebag preventing the sweep.
Kane controlling the position.
Kane wants to sweep here but Douchebag controlling him for the moment.
Kane controls Douchebag momentarily but Douchebag frees himself.
Douchebag working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kane's head.
Douchebag forces his way into half guard.
Douchebag winds up and cracks Kane with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T3#
Kane wants to sweep but Douchebag has passed to side control!
Douchebag lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Douchebag lands an elbow.
Kane takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
Kane is looking for a sweep.
Douchebag lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Douchebag cracks Kane with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kane keeps working.
Kane is looking to regain half guard here but Douchebag keeps moving and retains side control.
Douchebag cracks Kane with a big elbow.
Douchebag misses with an attempted head punch from side control. #T4#
Kane tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Douchebag wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Douchebag in side control lands a decent elbow.
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kane is trying to get back to half guard.
Check out the look on Douchebag's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Kane is trying to improve his position.
Douchebag scores with a couple of short elbows.
Kane tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Kane takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douchebag working the head with strikes.
Kane is being controlled here.
Kane wants to control but Douchebag postures up.
Josh Kane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dardan Douchebag showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Douchebag, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag very nearly forgot to thank My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

Event: NO LIMITS
Date: Sep 16, 2016

#R1#
Vegas throws a right hand that Douchebag ducks under and follows up with a left that Douchebag also avoids with ease.
Douchebag feinted with a counter takedown.
Vegas throws a good cross that connects.
Vegas stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Vegas wants it to stay on the feet.
Vegas misses with a wild combination.
Vegas throws a low kick, looking for Douchebag's leg but Douchebag calmly moves out of range.
Vegas throws a body punch but Douchebag moves out of range. #TD#
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Vegas works his way to full guard. Good work.
Douchebag throws a strike but Vegas rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Vegas tries to free his leg and advance position but Douchebag is retaining full guard.
Vegas preventing the sweep.
Douchebag is trying to control the position but Vegas postures up.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#T1#
Vegas trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Vegas sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Douchebag's guard.
Douchebag is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Vegas seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Douchebag does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Douchebag is looking to improve his position.
Douchebag is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Vegas's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Vegas's back!
Vegas tries to break free.
Vegas has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Douchebag missing with strikes from the back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Vegas wants to escape the position.
Vegas is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Douchebag off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
We've been hearing good reports from Douchebag's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Douchebag has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Douchebag lands punches and elbows.
Douchebag connects with a big shot to the side of Vegas's head.
Even with his hooks in, Douchebag manages to miss with strikes from the back. #T2#
Vegas rolls, trying to escape but Douchebag keeps control of the position.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Douchebag's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Vegas is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Douchebag is not going to allow Vegas to sit and survive in this position.
Vegas is trapped and Douchebag is scoring with shots to the head and body.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douchebag somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Douchebag punches the canvas rather than the man.
Douchebag lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
Douchebag controlling from the back.
Vegas is taking damage to the body and head.
Douchebag missing with punches from the back.
Vegas wriggles onto his back under a barage of strikes. #T3#
Douchebag lands a couple of good shots and Vegas has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Vegas tries to roll but Douchebag sticks to his back.
Vegas is trying to remain composed but Douchebag is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Douchebag controlling well, preventing Vegas from escaping the position.
Douchebag cracks Vegas with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Vegas from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Douchebag throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
Douchebag somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Douchebag lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
Douchebag tries to get the hooks in deep but Vegas pushed the leg off.
Douchebag connects with a big shot to the side of Vegas's head.
Douchebag controlling well, preventing Vegas from escaping the position.
Douchebag tries to get the hooks in deep but Vegas pushed the leg off.
Douchebag connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Vegas to escape the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douchebag is looking to control Vegas but Vegas is wriggling around and keeping busy. #T4#
Vegas is in bad spot here.
Vegas covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Douchebag missing with strikes.
Douchebag controlling the position well here. Vegas rolled but Douchebag kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
Douchebag misses with an elbow to the head.
Vegas takes a big shot to the side of the head.
Douchebag loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Vegas hold on?
Douchebag missing with strikes.
Douchebag trying to control.
Douchebag punishes Vegas with strikes from the back mount.
The referee is taking a good look at Vegas as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from Douchebag!
Even with his hooks in, Douchebag manages to miss with strikes from the back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Douchebag shoots in for a double leg but Vegas sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Vegas falls off balance throwing a combination #TD#
and Douchebag counters with a shoot takedown. Vegas fights it but they end up in guard. #ES2#
Vegas uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Johnny Vegas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice sprawl there from Vegas as Douchebag shoots in.
Douchebag dives in for a single leg takedown but Vegas sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Vegas with the counter takedown but Douchebag avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Vegas scores with a sloppy right hand. Douchebag should have avoided that one.
Nice jab there from Vegas.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vegas uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Douchebag.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Douchebag misses the jab.
Douchebag dives in for a single leg takedown but Vegas sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Douchebag misses with a low kick.
No joy there for Vegas, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Douchebag changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Nice takedown defense from Vegas. No joy for Douchebag on that attempt. #T1#
Vegas works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Johnny Vegas is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Vegas slips a straight right by Douchebag.
Douchebag drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Douchebag blocks a head kick by Vegas.
Vegas fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vegas wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A jab lands there for Vegas.
Vegas cracks Douchebag with a good jab.
Vegas scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Vegas throws a nice looking combination but Douchebag bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vegas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Douchebag sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Johnny Vegas seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice takedown defense from Vegas. No joy for Douchebag on that attempt.
Douchebag closes this distance looking for a takedown but Vegas circles away.
Vegas tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Douchebag throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #T2#
A combination from Vegas does no damage.
Vegas uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Douchebag.
Douchebag walks into a straight right hand from Vegas.
Vegas tries to score with a low kick but Douchebag moves his leg out of the way.
A combination from Douchebag does no damage. #TD#
Douchebag looking to score a takedown here. Vegas is defending well but Douchebag drives through and ends up in Vegas's guard.
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douchebag is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Vegas avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag postures up.
Vegas keeping full guard, as Douchebag tries to pass.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Vegas blocks nicely. #T3#
Vegas avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag connects with a couple of short punches.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Vegas is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Vegas is looking for a triangle but Douchebag pushes his legs off easily.
Vegas avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Vegas wants to sweep here but Douchebag controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Vegas is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Douchebag is aware though and is defending well.
Vegas wants to sweep but no luck.
Vegas throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Douchebag lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Vegas utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T4#
Douchebag working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Vegas's head.
Douchebag is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Douchebag advances to half guard.
Douchebag sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Vegas defending well though.
Vegas has hold of Douchebag's hands but Douchebag slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Douchebag is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Vegas can do to turn this around?
Vegas is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Douchebag scores with a couple of nice shots.
Douchebag thows a huge punch but Vegas dodges it nicely.
Vegas tries to roll over but Douchebag keeps him under control.
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Douchebag seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Vegas is looking for a sweep. Douchebag is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Douchebag is keen to just control but Vegas is a slippery customer.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Douchebag misses with a head shot. Vegas uses the momentum to regain guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Vegas showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Douchebag's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
A punch lands to the side of Douchebag 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Vegas connects with a right hand. Douchebag shakes it off.
Douchebag doesn't manage to clinch there - Vegas circles away.
Vegas connects with a right hand. Douchebag shakes it off.
Douchebag showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vegas.
Douchebag tries to move into range but Vegas moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Vegas throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little feinted left hand from Douchebag on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Vegas dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Vegas lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Vegas throws a hook but Douchebag avoids it easily.
Vegas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vegas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vegas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vegas throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Douchebag.
Nice straight punches there by Vegas. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Vegas.
Douchebag throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Vegas's waist but Vegas gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Douchebag off to one side.
Vegas throws a series of punches but Douchebag moves out of range.
Vegas scores with a nice head shot.
Vegas slips a straight right by Douchebag.
Vegas lands a really nice looking cross but Douchebag seems unphased.
Vegas lands with a nice combination. Douchebag backs away looking to recover.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vegas cracks Douchebag with a right hand to the side of the head.
Vegas slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt - Vegas sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Vegas throws a right and a left that both miss.#TD#
Douchebag scores with a takedown into Vegas's guard.
Douchebag postures up and lands a big shot to Vegas's brow. #SUB2#
Vegas is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Douchebag is aware though and is defending well.
Vegas is trying to control the position but Douchebag postures up. #SUB2#
Vegas is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douchebag defends well.
Vegas takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douchebag's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T3#
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douchebag lands a couple of digs.
Vegas trying to control the position.
Vegas wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Vegas is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douchebag lands a couple of elbows.
Douchebag stopping the sweep attempt from Vegas.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Vegas avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Vegas is trying to control the position from the bottom. #T4#
Vegas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Douchebag is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Vegas's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Vegas duly obliges.
Douchebag ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vegas moves away.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Vegas throws a jab but it's blocked by Douchebag.
Vegas fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Vegas throws a one two combo.
Vegas throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Douchebag slips a jab and a cross from Vegas.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny Vegas comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Vegas has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Vegas!
An out of breath Johnny Vegas thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: COLLISION COURSE
Date: Aug 13, 2016

#R1#
Lang lands a nice looking body shot.
Lang lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lang lands a lovely overhand right.
Lang dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Douchebag. That did some damage!
Lang throws a low kick, looking for Douchebag's leg but Douchebag calmly moves out of range.
Lang connects with an inside leg kick.
Lang fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lang pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#CL2#
Lang has Douchebag up against the cage in a clinch.
Douchebag is trying to pull guard but Lang turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Lang is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Douchebag is defending well for now.
Lang utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lang trying to land knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#T1#
Lang putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Douchebag in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lang prevents a takedown attempt there.
Lang keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Douchebag's efforts to push away.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Lang.#TD#
Douchebag has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Lang clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Lang is trying to break free. #ES2#
Lang is trying to get back to his feet. He's worked up on to his knees and now he's on his feet with his head on the canvas, trying to shake Douchebag off. It looks like it's working - Douchebag slides off, much to his dismay, and we're back to standing! Lang displaying calm under pressure there.
Clubber Lang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lang waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Douchebag.
Douchebag slips under a jab.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lang throws a big shot that misses.
Douchebag drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lang sprawls and moves away.
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fighters circling - Lang throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lang cracks Douchebag with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lang sprawls well. Lang wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Lang scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheers as Lang lands an impressive looking overhand right. Douchebag doesn't seem phased though.
Douchebag takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Lang misses with a head kick.
Lang swings for the body but Douchebag moves out of range. #T3#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lang but Lang pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lang throws a jab when Douchebag was well out of range.#TD#
Douchebag looking to score a takedown here. Lang is defending well but Douchebag drives through and ends up in Lang's guard.
Lang wants to sweep but no luck.
Lang can't keep his opponent in guard - Douchebag advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Douchebag scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Lang is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well.
Douchebag trying to control from half guard but Lang is working away.
Lang manages to get to full guard.
Douchebag stands up over Lang, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T4#
Douchebag postures up in Lang's guard and throws a big left but Lang blocks it. #SUB2#
Lang had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douchebag defends it easily.
Douchebag sitting in guard here, content to control.
Douchebag working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lang's head.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douchebag's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Lang keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douchebag advances to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clubber Lang dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Lang fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Douchebag looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Douchebag doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lang counters with a straight right hand.
Lang connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Douchebag's hands.
Lang takes a swing at Douchebag's ribcage but misses.
Douchebag drops his hands momentarily and Lang takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Lang misses with a low kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lang.
Horrible takedown attempt by Douchebag or perhaps it was just good defense by Lang, which made it look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Clubber Lang seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lang.
Nice takedown defense from Lang. No joy for Douchebag on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1##CL2#
Lang gets a clinch.
Lang tries to land knees in the clinch but Douchebag avoids the damage to the body.
Douchebag wants a takedown. #TD#
Douchebag successfully pulls guard.
Lang trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag has his hands on Lang's head, controlling the position.
Lang trying to stand up but can't free himself from Douchebag's guard.
Lang must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Lang preventing the sweep.
Douchebag seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#T2#
Douchebag pulls Lang in close to his closed guard and prevents Lang from doing any damage or advancing position.
Lang seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Lang has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Douchebag has his hands on Lang's head, controlling the position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Douchebag looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Lang is looking to land body kicks.
Lang looks to land a body kick but Douchebag moved away.
Lang stuffs the takedown attempt from Douchebag. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Lang swinging wildly here.
Lang throws a nice head kick!
Lang tries to clinch up.
Lang scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lang turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Douchebag is trying hard to land a takedown here. Lang sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A little jabbing left from Lang on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nice body punch from Lang.
Lang tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#T4#
Lang scores with a jab.
Lang punishes Douchebag's body with a nice straight punch.
Lang misses with a kick to the body #TD#
and Douchebag counters with a takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douchebag works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Douchebag advances to full mount.
Lang is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Douchebag with the ground and pound from mount.
Douchebag tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Lang tries to lock up and control but Douchebag gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Douchebag in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clubber Lang showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Douchebag's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
The fighters circling - Lang throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Douchebag on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lang lands a right hook to the body.
Douchebag shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #TD#
Douchebag scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Douchebag drops an elbow to the side of Lang's head.
Douchebag performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Douchebag lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Douchebag passes the guard and advances to mount!
Douchebag sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T1#
The referee warns Lang that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Douchebag is landing with some decent strikes but Lang is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Lang felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#SUB#
Douchebag is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Lang has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Douchebag takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Douchebag raining down shots from the mount!
Douchebag scores with a couple of good head shots there. #ROC#
Lang is rocked!#T2#
Douchebag loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Lang scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Douchebag land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Douchebag stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
In defeat, Clubber Lang stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fight me again pussy, I'll fuck you up'.

Event: Red White and Bruised
Date: Jul 02, 2016

#R1#
Dall throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dall lands with a straight right. Douchebag didn't see that one coming.
Douchebag shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dall pinned against the cage. Dall gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dall scores with a punch to the head.
Dall misses with a head kick.
Dall leaves Douchebag with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dall misses with the combination.
Dall slips a straight right by Douchebag.
Douchebag avoids the head kick by Dall.
A little jabbing left from Douchebag on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T1#
Douchebag blocks a head kick by Dall.
Jab from Dall.
Dall throws a hook but Douchebag avoids it easily.
Douchebag changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dall pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Douchebag is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#TD2#
Douchebag fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Dall to the ground. Douchebag is now in Dall's guard.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Dall keeps moving.
Douchebag is working Dall over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Douchebag with a nice head shot there.
Dall has his hands on Douchebag's head, controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dall's head.#T2#
Dall is trying to control the position but Douchebag postures up.
Dall utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dall looking to control. #SUB#
Dall is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
Douchebag sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Dall not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
Dall looking for a sweep. Not yet Dall, not yet. #T3#
Douchebag engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Dall bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Douchebag's guard. #REVR#
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag keeps trying to improve his position.
Dall controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Dall wanted to stand there but Douchebag had control of the position.
Dall stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Douchebag swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T4#
Dall preventing the sweep.
Douchebag has his hands on Dall's head, controlling the position.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dall manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Dall has Douchebag pulled in close to control his posture.
Dall looking to control.
Dall is really struggling to control Douchebag but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Dall is looking for a triangle but Douchebag pushes his legs off easily.
Douchebag postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Vyrkyx Dall will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
A combination from Douchebag does no damage.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Dall but Dall pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Dall quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Dall misses with an uppercut. Douchebag saw that one coming.
Vyrkyx Dall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dall, right into the meat.
Dall lands a jab to Douchebag's midsection.
No luck for Douchebag with that takedown attempt.
Dall appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dall looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dall misses with a body kick.
Douchebag feints the counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Dall.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Dall sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Vyrkyx Dall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Douchebag throws a hook to the side of Dall's head but Dall sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dall scores with a jab. Douchebag acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #T1#
Dall misses with a hook.
Dall delivers a nice body kick.#TD2#
Douchebag gets a takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Douchebag is looking for a kimura here.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB#
Dall looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dall keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Douchebag is trying to control. Dall wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T2#
Dall wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Douchebag wants to pass to mount but Dall is defending the position.
Douchebag missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dall desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Dall trying to control here.
Dall is positioning himself well to prevent Douchebag advancing to mount.
Douchebag working Dall over with strikes.
Dall trying to control but Douchebag postures up. #SUB2#
Douchebag looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #T3#
Dall is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dall keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Dall wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Dall is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Douchebag scores with a couple of nice shots.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dall is trying to control but can't.
Dall is pressing down on Douchebag's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB#
Douchebag avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Douchebag postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dall is trying to control the position but Douchebag postures up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dall swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dall is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Nice defenses there by Dall.
Douchebag is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dall works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Douchebag shoots in and drives through. Dall sprawls well.
Dall ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dall throws a head kick but Douchebag moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dall stuffs the takedown attempt from Douchebag. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Dall tries a head kick but it misses.
Dall is looking to land body kicks.
Douchebag changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#T1#
Douchebag dodges the punch combination from Dall.
Dall looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dall throws out a powerful jab.
Dall throws a head kick but Douchebag moves out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Douchebag is defended easily by Dall.
Vyrkyx Dall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.#TD2#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Dall looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T2##SUB#
Dall working for a triangle but Douchebag defends it easily.
Dall tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag lands a couple of digs.
Dall keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Dall pulls Douchebag in to control the position.
Dall wants to control but Douchebag passes easily into half guard.
Dall is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T3#
Douchebag is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Dall is holding on to half guard well.
Douchebag is keen to just control but Dall is a slippery customer.
Dall wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douchebag lands with a punch from half guard.
Dall is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Douchebag is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dall trying to hold on to Douchebag's head to control him but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dall is pressing down on Douchebag's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dall seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.
Dall has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Douchebag is in close to Dall's body, working some short punches and elbows.#SUB#
Dall looking for a guillotine here but Douchebag defends easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vyrkyx Dall showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Dall has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:28
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vyrkyx Dall!
Vyrkyx Dall thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: The Brawl 4 It All
Date: Jun 11, 2016

#R1#
Junior wants to clinch up but Douchebag keeps it at a distance.
Douchebag drops down looking for a counter takedown but Junior sprawls and moves away.#CL2#
Junior moves into the clinch.
Junior looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC2#
Junior breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #TD#
Douchebag looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Douchebag is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Douchebag works over Junior with some ground and pound from guard.
Douchebag is working Junior over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Junior has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Junior being controlled here, momentarily.
Junior preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T1#
Junior wants to improve his position but instead Douchebag has moved into half guard.
Junior avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douchebag.
Douchebag slips a nice elbow through Junior's hands, connecting with Junior's forehead.
Still in half guard, Douchebag seems content to control.#SUB#
Junior pushes Douchebag off, looking to escape but Douchebag dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and Junior is forced to tap! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag very nearly forgot to thank My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

Event: Generation X treme
Date: May 08, 2016

#R1#
Brown looks for a takedown but Douchebag sprawls well.
A slapping leg kick lands for Douchebag.
Douchebag throws a hook but Brown avoids it easily.#TD2#
Douchebag feints and as Brown raises his hands in defense, Douchebag changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Douchebag stays in close to Brown's body and controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag tries to free his leg and advance position but Brown is retaining full guard.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
Douchebag looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Douchebag looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Douchebag with a nice head shot there.#T1#
Douchebag is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Brown wants to stand up but Douchebag is controlling him.
Douchebag wants to pass the guard but Brown is keeping the position.
Douchebag stops Brown from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag is stalling in the full guard.
Douchebag lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Douchebag won't allow Brown to get back to his feet.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Douchebag seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Douchebag cracks Brown with a solid left hand.
Brown has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Brown wants to stand up but Douchebag is controlling him.
Brown wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag passes into half guard.
Douchebag takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Brown on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Douchebag working over Brown with some ground and pound. Brown looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Douchebag works his foot free and advances to mount.
Douchebag landing strikes, looking to finish!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douchebag raining down hammerfists from mount.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Douchebag breaks from Brown's wrist control and lands an elbow. #ROC2#
Brown is rocked!
Douchebag working Brown over with strikes here.
Oh Brown is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Brown takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Douchebag's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dardan Douchebag!
An out of breath and clearly excited Dardan Douchebag thanked My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

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