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Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jul 20, 2018
#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Maldini. Pozar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Maldini lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Maldini lands a head shot.
Maldini tries to land a leg kick but Pozar saw it coming and moves away.
Maldini throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pozar counters with a left and a right that stings Maldini.
Maldini avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pozar shoots in but no luck this time. #TD#
Pozar looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Maldini has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pozar is working away from the top position though.
Pozar seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Maldini does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Pozar content to control rather than advance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maldini has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pozar is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SU#
Pozar decides to return to a standing position. #T1#
Pozar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice uppercut there from Maldini.
Pozar checks a leg kick nicely.
Maldini lands a jab to the head.
Pozar avoids the body shot from Maldini.
Maldini takes a swing at Pozar's ribcage but misses.
Maldini misses the shot to the body.
Pozar tries to move into range but Maldini moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Maldini shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #TD#
Pozar drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Maldini throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Maldini is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pozar really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T2##SUB2#
Maldini is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pozar trying to control the position from guard on top but Maldini is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Pozar avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Pozar stands up over Maldini, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Pozar sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Maldini's guard. #SU#
Pozar stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Maldini displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pozar.
A nice side step and Maldini releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Pepe Maldini is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
Maldini just misses with a punch to the body.
Pozar scores with a kick to the midsection.
Pozar is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.#CL#
Pozar clinches.
Pozar fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pozar Pozar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Maldini tries a body shot but Pozar blocks it.
Maldini lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Maldini trying to land knees to the body. #BC#
Pozar manages to break the clinch.
Maldini leaves Pozar with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Maldini scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pozar is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Maldini.#T4#
Maldini lands a leg kick that knocks Pozar off balance momentarily.
Maldini throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD#
and Pozar counters with a single leg into guard. Maldini didn't expect that.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SU#
Pozar gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Pozar wants to clinch but Maldini slips to the side
and Maldini counters with a nice uppercut.
Pepe Maldini seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maldini scoring well with a low kick there.
Pozar misses with a series of wild punches.
Pozar shoots in for a takedown but Maldini shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Maldini throws a body punch but Pozar moves out of range.
Pozar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Maldini.
Maldini throws a jab when Pozar was well out of range.
Pozar shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Maldini connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pepe Maldini dominated that round.
That's time! Pozar's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Maldini punishes Pozar's body with a nice straight punch.
Pozar takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pozar fails with the takedown.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Pozar shoots in for a double leg but Maldini sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Maldini looks to land a left hand but Pozar moved out of range nicely.
It looked like Pozar was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
No luck for Pozar with that takedown attempt.
A nice side step and Maldini releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pozar Pozar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Maldini with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pozar Pozar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Pozar closes the distance and clinches.
Maldini tries to break the clinch but Pozar is controlling the position. #TD#
Pozar jumps guard and drags Maldini to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Maldini trying to control the position from guard on top but Pozar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1##SU2#
Maldini decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Pozar, up you get!
Pozar moves in looking to clinch but Maldini pushes him off.
Maldini cracks the inside of Pozar's front leg.
Pozar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Maldini swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Maldini just misses with a punch to the body.
Maldini tried to score with a low kick but Pozar checks it.
Maldini has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A nice inside leg kick there by Maldini. That's going to slow Pozar down.
Pozar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Maldini swats him away and circles back towards the center. #TD#
Pozar shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Maldini is trying to defend but Pozar finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pozar is looking to take a break and control but Maldini is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Pozar wants to stand but Maldini has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Maldini has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pozar is working away from the top position though.#SUB2#
Maldini looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Maldini won't allow Pozar to pass to mount.
Pozar takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Maldini has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pozar is working away from the top position though.#SUB#
Pozar is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Maldini is just riding it out for now. Pozar eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions off his back.#T3##SUB#
Pozar looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Maldini wants to improve his position but Pozar is controlling well.
Pozar tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Maldini is controlling Pozar's position as best he can from this difficult position.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Maldini is controlling Pozar's trapped leg to prevent Pozar from advancing to side control.#SUB2#
Maldini is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pozar pulls his head out easily.
Maldini trying to hold on to Pozar's head to control him but Pozar postures up.
Pozar winds up and cracks Maldini with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Pozar perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SU#
Pozar gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Pozar tries to clinch up.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maldini.
Pozar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pozar backing away here, and Maldini unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pepe Maldini showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Pozar doesn't manage to clinch there - Maldini circles away.
Pepe Maldini seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Maldini throws a nice inside leg kick. #TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Maldini enables Pozar to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Maldini manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.#SUB#
Pozar drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Pozar jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Pozar trying to control but Maldini is working from the bottom. #SU#
Pozar stands and steps away. Maldini gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Pozar goes for a double leg but Maldini avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Maldini continues to drive forward.
Maldini feints a counter leg kick.#TD#
Pozar drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Maldini had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Pozar defends it easily.
Pozar trying to control the position from guard on top but Maldini is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Pozar got a little sloppy there for a moment and Maldini has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pozar has managed to get both his arms back between Maldini's legs - danger averted.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#T1##SU#
Pozar gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Pozar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pozar walks into a left hand.
Maldini fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pozar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Pozar is defended easily by Maldini.
Maldini misses with a looping left.
Pozar wants to clinch up but Maldini keeps it at a distance.
Maldini scores with a jab to the body.
Pozar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T2#
Pozar fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pozar Pozar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pozar is looking to clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Maldini as Pozar shoots in.
Pozar wants to clinch up but Maldini keeps it at a distance.
Pozar defending well as Maldini loads up on a big left hand.
A jab from Maldini does it's job there.
Maldini scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pozar doesn't seem bothered though.
Maldini throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Pozar tries to clinch but Maldini moves out of range.
Pozar shoots and misses
and Pozar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#TD#
Pozar is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Maldini's half guard.#SUB#
Pozar is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Maldini is just riding it out for now. Pozar eventually gives up the hold.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T3#
Pozar is thwarting Maldini's attempts to control the position.
Maldini is refusing to be controlled, as Pozar sits in half guard.
Maldini wants to get back to full guard.
Maldini wants to control the action here but instead Pozar manages to pass to full mount!
Maldini tries to hold on but Pozar postures up.#SUB#
Pozar working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Pozar looking to control but Maldini is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #T4#
Pozar lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Pozar punishing his opponent with strikes.
Maldini holds on for dear life, controlling Pozar's posture momentarily.
Pozar will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Pozar lands a heavy elbow.
Pozar Pozar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pozar trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Maldini tries to hold on but Pozar pushes him away.
Pepe Maldini is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SU#
Pozar stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
Pozar tries to clinch but Maldini is having none of it.
Maldini fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pozar takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pozar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Pepe Maldini.
I've got Maldini winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pepe Maldini!

A relieved looking Pepe Maldini thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Pozar Pozar had this to say: 'Thanks my sponsors and all my fans!!!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 22, 2018
#R1#
Maldini misses the shot to the body.
Maldini scores with a jab to the head.
Carter Jose De La Cus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maldini uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jose De La Cus.
Jose De La Cus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jose De La Cus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Maldini finds it's way round the side to connect with Jose De La Cus's head.
Maldini throws a quick inside leg kick.
Maldini lands a leg kick that knocks Jose De La Cus off balance momentarily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maldini.
Jose De La Cus throws a right hand that misses
and Maldini counters with a thumping low kick.
Some wild striking there from Maldini.
Jose De La Cus takes one to the side of the head.
Maldini defending well as Jose De La Cus loads up on a big left hand.
Maldini lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jose De La Cus's sensitive parts.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jose De La Cus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Maldini misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jose De La Cus.
Jose De La Cus moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#T1#
Jose De La Cus loads up on a big right hand but Maldini slips the punch.
Maldini appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Maldini blocks a jab.
Maldini connects with a solid leg kick.
Jose De La Cus tries to move into range but Maldini moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jose De La Cus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jose De La Cus misses with a lunging right hand
and Maldini counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Maldini lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jose De La Cus misses with a right hand
and Maldini counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jose De La Cus's knee momentarily.
Maldini throws a sloppy body shot
and Maldini takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Maldini waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jose De La Cus.
Maldini uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jose De La Cus.
Maldini slips a jab and a cross from Jose De La Cus.
A telegraphed right hand from Jose De La Cus misses the target.
Maldini throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jose De La Cus misses with an uppercut
and Maldini makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Jose De La Cus really felt that one!
Jose De La Cus misses the shot to the body.
Jose De La Cus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A shot to the liver by Maldini. Beautiful body shot.#T2#
Jose De La Cus misses with an uppercut
and Maldini connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jose De La Cus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jose De La Cus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jose De La Cus falls off balance throwing a combination
and Maldini counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Nice uppercut lands for Maldini. That snapped Jose De La Cus's head back.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Maldini, right into the meat.
Maldini lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jose De La Cus throws a combination that misses
and Maldini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jose De La Cus throws a poor cross that misses
and Maldini counters with a thumping low kick.
Maldini misses with a body shot
and Jose De La Cus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Maldini cracks a nice hook into Jose De La Cus's ribs.
Jose De La Cus misses with a series of wild punches.
Maldini misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from Jose De La Cus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Maldini cracks a nice hook into Jose De La Cus's ribs.
Jose De La Cus tests Maldini's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T3#
Maldini fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jose De La Cus on the side of the head.
Maldini with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Maldini lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jose De La Cus misses with the combination.
Maldini misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Maldini lands a nice shot that snaps Jose De La Cus's head back.
Maldini slips a jab and a cross from Jose De La Cus.
Maldini appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Maldini misses the target.
Good leg kick by Maldini there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jose De La Cus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Maldini walks into a straight right hand from Jose De La Cus.
Maldini tests Jose De La Cus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Maldini scores with a hook to the body. Jose De La Cus takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Maldini catches Jose De La Cus with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jose De La Cus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Maldini.#T4#
Jose De La Cus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Maldini makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Maldini jabs at Jose De La Cus's body.
Jose De La Cus tries to bum rush Maldini with a series of wild strikes but Maldini uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jose De La Cus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #TD2#
Maldini shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Jose De La Cus is trying to defend but Maldini finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#ES#
Jose De La Cus kicks Maldini off and gets back to his feet.
Maldini lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Maldini fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jose De La Cus manages to avoid it.
Maldini displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jose De La Cus throws out the jab.
Maldini throws a series of punches but Jose De La Cus avoids them all with ease.
Jose De La Cus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pepe Maldini dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Jose De La Cus throws a hook but Maldini avoids it easily.
Maldini turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jose De La Cus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Maldini only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jose De La Cus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maldini.
Maldini throws a series of punches but Jose De La Cus avoids them all with ease.
Maldini throws a body punch but Jose De La Cus moves out of range.
Maldini walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jose De La Cus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Maldini feints and then cracks Jose De La Cus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jose De La Cus down.
Jose De La Cus takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Maldini does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Maldini, right into the meat.
Jose De La Cus looks to land a right hand but Maldini moved out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maldini keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jose De La Cus throws a right hand that misses
and Maldini counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Maldini has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jose De La Cus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jose De La Cus throws a combination that misses
and Maldini counters with an outside leg kick. #T1#
Maldini connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jose De La Cus is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jose De La Cus throws a left and a right that both miss
and Maldini counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Maldini cracks Jose De La Cus with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jose De La Cus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Maldini moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
No joy there for Jose De La Cus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Maldini throws a leg kick which misses Jose De La Cus's front leg but catches the back leg as Jose De La Cus tries to avoid it.
Maldini ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jose De La Cus moves away.
Maldini lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jose De La Cus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Maldini. Maldini obviously looking to wear him down.
Jose De La Cus walks into a stiff left hand from Maldini.
Jose De La Cus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Maldini can pounce on him.
Jose De La Cus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Maldini looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jose De La Cus lands a nice looking body shot.
Maldini scores with a shot to the body.
Maldini moves out of range as Jose De La Cus strikes.
Jose De La Cus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T2#
That kick from Maldini tenderised Jose De La Cus's leg. Jose De La Cus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jose De La Cus throws a good cross that connects.
Jose De La Cus throws a big shot that misses.
Jose De La Cus throws a combination that misses
and Maldini counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jose De La Cus thinking.
Maldini buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Maldini, as that shot connected.
Jose De La Cus misses with a hook
and Maldini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Maldini lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jose De La Cus defending well as Maldini loads up on a big left hand.
A solid leg kick lands there for Maldini.
Jose De La Cus fails to land with a series of punches.
Jose De La Cus feints a jab promting Maldini to slip. Jose De La Cus then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Maldini slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Jose De La Cus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jose De La Cus lands a nice shot to the body.
Jose De La Cus throws a right hand that misses
and Maldini counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Maldini scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#T3#
Maldini throws a body punch but Jose De La Cus moves out of range.
Maldini scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Maldini avoids the body shot from Jose De La Cus.
Jose De La Cus misses with a two punch combination.
Maldini fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jose De La Cus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Maldini scores with a hook.
Maldini dodges the punch combination from Jose De La Cus.
Maldini looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jose De La Cus throws a nice looking combination but Maldini bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carter Jose De La Cus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Maldini displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jose De La Cus throws out the jab.
Maldini scores with a jab to the body.
Jose De La Cus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A nice leg kick lands there from Maldini.
Maldini scores with a hook.#T4#
Jose De La Cus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maldini is looking to slow Jose De La Cus down with leg kicks.
Jose De La Cus misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Maldini counters with a stiff right hand.
Jose De La Cus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Maldini makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A shot to the liver by Maldini. Beautiful body shot.
Maldini dodges the punch combination from Jose De La Cus.
Maldini feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jose De La Cus's calf.
Maldini slips a jab and a cross from Jose De La Cus.
Jose De La Cus misses with a jab to the body
and Maldini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Maldini connects with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Maldini uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jose De La Cus.
Jose De La Cus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Maldini scores with a jab. Jose De La Cus acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Maldini lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jose De La Cus's sensitive parts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pepe Maldini showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Jose De La Cus misses with a double jab
and Maldini counters with a low kick, right behind Jose De La Cus 's knee.
Maldini connects with a solid leg kick.
Jose De La Cus falls off balance throwing a combination
and Maldini counters with a straight right hand.
Maldini rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jose De La Cus counters with a nice uppercut.
Maldini connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jose De La Cus takes a swing at Maldini's ribcage but misses.
Maldini throws a nice outside leg kick.
Maldini lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A swing and a miss from Jose De La Cus.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maldini keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jose De La Cus.
Jose De La Cus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Maldini.
Maldini moves forwards but Jose De La Cus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Maldini lands with a cross.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maldini lands a right hook to the body.
Maldini throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jose De La Cus on the side of the head. #T1#
Maldini takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jose De La Cus throws a combination that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jose De La Cus scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Maldini displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Maldini feints and then cracks Jose De La Cus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jose De La Cus down.
Maldini throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jose De La Cus!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maldini fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jose De La Cus throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Maldini counters with an outside leg kick.
Maldini digs a good body shot into Jose De La Cus's ribs.
Maldini cracks the inside of Jose De La Cus's front leg.
Maldini lands with a thumping leg kick.
Maldini jabs Jose De La Cus to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Maldini staying out of range there.
Some wild striking there from Jose De La Cus.
Pepe Maldini seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
Jose De La Cus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Maldini throws a nice outside leg kick.
A big left from Jose De La Cus misses.
It seemed like Maldini was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jose De La Cus looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Maldini keeps Jose De La Cus at a distance using the push kick.
Jose De La Cus throws a big shot that misses.
Maldini tries a quick counter leg kick but Jose De La Cus is wise to it.
Maldini dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jose De La Cus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A punch combination from Jose De La Cus misses.
Maldini looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Maldini lands a slapping body shot.
Jose De La Cus throws a right and a left that Maldini avoids nicely.
Maldini works Jose De La Cus's body with a nice hook.
Jose De La Cus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Maldini feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jose De La Cus's calf.
Nice defenses there by Maldini.#T3#
Maldini connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maldini.
Jose De La Cus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A good leg kick by Maldini.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jose De La Cus. Maldini does a little dance to reset his feet.
Carter Jose De La Cus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jose De La Cus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Maldini.
Maldini stuns Jose De La Cus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Maldini looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jose De La Cus slips a straight right by Maldini.
Jose De La Cus doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jose De La Cus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jose De La Cus sizes up Maldini with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jose De La Cus takes one to the chin there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jose De La Cus misses with a series of wild punches. #T4#
No joy there for Jose De La Cus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Maldini lands with a thumping leg kick.
Maldini digs a good hook to Jose De La Cus's body.
Jose De La Cus misses with a double jab
and Maldini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Maldini misses with a shot to the body
and Jose De La Cus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jose De La Cus throws a series of punches but Maldini avoids them all with ease.
Jose De La Cus looks to throw the jab but Maldini is out of range.
Maldini is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Jose De La Cus moves forwards but Maldini connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jose De La Cus throws a series of punches but Maldini avoids them all with ease.
Pepe Maldini is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Maldini lands a nice hook to Jose De La Cus's body. Jose De La Cus takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jose De La Cus throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Maldini counters with an inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jose De La Cus tries to move into range but Maldini moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Maldini listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Maldini throws a nice outside leg kick.
Maldini scores with a jab to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pepe Maldini comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Maldini winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pepe Maldini!

Pepe Maldini seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Carter Jose De La Cus stepped up to the mic, saying 'Whatever...'.

 

Event: PFC 3 Tournament showcase     
Date:   Dec 16, 2017
#R1##TD#
Cruz fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Maldini sprawls well initially but Cruz persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Cruz is trying to control the action in half guard but Maldini is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Cruz seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Cruz landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Cruz is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Cruz prevents Maldini from getting the reversal.
Maldini tries to lock up and control but Cruz gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
We've been hearing that Cruz has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Cruz can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Maldini is looking to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Maldini is in a horrible position here. Cruz smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Maldini is bucking up trying to escape but Cruz cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maldini regains half guard.#SUB2#
Maldini actively working from the bottom here.
Maldini trying to hold on to Cruz's head to control him but Cruz postures up.
Maldini is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Cruz's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Cruz's back!
Cruz breaks Maldini's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard. #T1##SUB2#
Maldini throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cruz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cruz makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Cruz stands up over Maldini, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #SUB2#
Maldini working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cruz doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cruz manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Cruz lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Cruz connects with a couple of short punches.#SUB2#
Maldini working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cruz doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cruz manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Cruz makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Maldini controls Cruz momentarily but Cruz frees himself.
Maldini keeping moving, preventing Cruz from controlling successfully.
Maldini controls Cruz momentarily but Cruz frees himself. #T2#
Maldini keeping moving, preventing Cruz from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Cruz thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Maldini keeping moving, preventing Cruz from controlling successfully.
Cruz landing some decent shots from guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Cruz's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Cruz working some strikes from top position.
Cruz trying to control but Maldini is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Maldini working for a triangle but Cruz defends it easily.
Cruz controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#T3#
Cruz trying to control the position from guard on top but Maldini is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Maldini throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cruz advances position into side control!
Cruz working the head with strikes.
The referee asks Cruz politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Cruz prefers to stall for the moment though.
Maldini is looking for a sweep.
Check out the look on Cruz's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #SUB#
Cruz tries for a kimura but Maldini is defending well.
You can see the frustration on Maldini's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Maldini is trying to get back to his feet.
Cruz lands an elbow. #T4#
Maldini is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Cruz works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Cruz trying to control the action but Maldini is working from the bottom.
Maldini tries to buck Cruz off but Cruz is having none of it.
Cruz cracks Maldini with an elbow. That is naaassty.#SUB#
Cruz is trying to get an arm triangle but Maldini is defending well.
Maldini wants to control but Cruz postures up.
Cruz working the ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maldini is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Cruz seems to be working for a kimura but Maldini defends the submission attempt.
Cruz takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dom Cruz dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Cruz throws a head kick that misses
and Maldini counters with a leg kick.
Dom Cruz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cruz gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Maldini makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Maldini avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Maldini swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Maldini fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cruz is out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Cruz. Those never looked like landing.
Maldini swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cruz. Maldini does a little dance to reset his feet.
Maldini buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Maldini moves out of range of the body kick from Cruz.
Maldini scores with a hook to the body. Cruz takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cruz is looking to score with low kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some bone on bone action there as Maldini checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cruz backing away here, and Maldini unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maldini.
Cruz misses with a low kick as Maldini jumps back.
Maldini lands a right hook to the body.
Cruz checks a low kick from Maldini.
Maldini looks to score with a jab to the body but Cruz is just out of range.#T1#
Maldini feints and then cracks Cruz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cruz down.
Cruz takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Maldini walks into a stiff left hand from Cruz.
Cruz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Maldini can do to turn this around?
A head kick misses from Cruz.
A countering left hand to the body from Maldini misses.
Dom Cruz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Maldini on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Maldini lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Maldini lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Maldini takes a swing at Cruz's ribcage but misses.
Maldini misses the shot to the body.
Cruz is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Maldini.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Cruz.
Maldini lands a nice shot to the body.
Cruz shoots for a takedown but Maldini saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dom Cruz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Maldini listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Pepe Maldini is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD#
Cruz manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Maldini on his heels. He'll look to pass Maldini's guard now, I'm sure.
Cruz cracks Maldini with a solid left hand.#SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Cruz trying to control but Maldini is working from the bottom.
Cruz keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Maldini's head.
Cruz tries to free his leg and advance position but Maldini is retaining full guard.
Maldini pulls Cruz in close to his closed guard and prevents Cruz from doing any damage or advancing position.
Cruz passes Maldini's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #SUB2#
Maldini is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cruz pulls his head out easily.
Cruz looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Maldini with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Maldini wants to improve his position but Cruz is controlling well. #T3##SUB#
Cruz is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Maldini is just riding it out for now. Cruz eventually gives up the hold.
Cruz lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Cruz slips a nice elbow through Maldini's hands, connecting with Maldini's forehead.
Maldini trying to control from the bottom.
Cruz has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Maldini is refusing to be controlled, as Cruz sits in half guard.
Cruz winds up and cracks Maldini with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Nice strikes from Cruz there.
Cruz content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Cruz lands with a punch from half guard. #T4#
Cruz lands with a punch from half guard. #SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Cruz connects with a nice short shot to Maldini's temple.
Cruz looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Cruz looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Maldini with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Maldini taking some punishment here, with Cruz in his half guard.
Maldini tries to roll over but Cruz keeps him under control.
Cruz uses his free foot to push down on Maldini's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Maldini.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cruz lands a heavy elbow.
Maldini is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Maldini wants to control but Cruz is having none of it.
Cruz landing shots from mount.
Maldini wants to hold on but Cruz pushes him away.
Cruz pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dom Cruz dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Cruz pivots, looking for a leg kick but Maldini is out of range and Cruz settles back down.
Cruz closes the distance and clinches up with Maldini, looking for a takedown. Cruz pushes Maldini against the cage but Maldini circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Cruz throws a half hearted mid kick.
Maldini takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Maldini just misses with a punch to the body.
Cruz connects with a body shot.
Good leg kick by Maldini there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Maldini keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Maldini appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Maldini throws a jab but it's blocked by Cruz.
Cruz throwing a counter right hand but Maldini manages to avoid it.
Maldini cracks a nice hook into Cruz's ribs.
Maldini throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cruz throws a head kick that misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Maldini misses.
Maldini misses the shot to the body.
Cruz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Maldini.
Cruz lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Maldini avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Maldini jabs Cruz to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T1##TD#
Cruz gets a double leg takedown into Maldini's guard.
Cruz is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Maldini working for a triangle but Cruz defends it easily.
Maldini takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cruz postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #SUB2#
Maldini looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Cruz pushes down on Maldini's leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB#
Cruz is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB#
Cruz seems to be looking for submissions.
Cruz wants to pass to mount but Maldini is defending the position. #T2#
Cruz prevents Maldini from improving his position.
Cruz is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Maldini is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Maldini tries to reverse the position but Cruz maintains control.
Cruz looking to control but Maldini is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Dom Cruz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cruz landing punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Maldini tries to hold on but Cruz postures up.
Cruz content just to control the position here. #T3#
Maldini tries to hold on but Cruz postures up.
Cruz takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Pepe Maldini has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dom Cruz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T4#
Maldini tries to lock up and control but Cruz gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Maldini is looking to improve his position but Cruz isn't that keen on the idea.
Cruz looking to control and managing it successfully.
Cruz seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Maldini for as long as he can get away with.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cruz looking to control but Maldini is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Maldini throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dom Cruz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cruz, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dom Cruz!

Post fight, Dom Cruz stared into the camera and said 'Ive said it over and over. No one can match my training, my speed, my intelligence. I won this fight before I stepped into the ring.'.

 

Event: Aspire 77: Podolski v Souvlaki     
Date:   Sep 24, 2017
#R1#
Kavanagh misses the shot to the body.
Maldini half committed to a counter leg kick.
Maldini lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
An inside leg kick lands from Maldini.
Kavanagh throws a hook but Maldini blocks it.
Maldini comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Maldini swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maldini jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kavanagh lands with a shot to the body.
Kavanagh has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Maldini throws out a loose jab but Kavanagh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Maldini ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kavanagh misses with a body shot
and Maldini counters with an inside leg kick.
Kavanagh tests Maldini's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kavanagh throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Maldini stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kavanagh with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kavanagh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kavanagh lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kavanagh scores with a shot to the body.
Kavanagh is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Maldini rather than just go for the knockout.
Kavanagh thuds his shin into the meat of Maldini's side.#T1#
Kavanagh connects with a high kick.
Maldini on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Maldini smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jab by Kavanagh.
Kavanagh throws a hook but Maldini avoids it easily.
Maldini throws a head kick that misses.
Maldini misses with a straight right.
Kavanagh lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Maldini blocks a leg kick.
Maldini throws a predictable looking body shot
and Maldini takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kavanagh slips a jab from Maldini.
Kavanagh misses with a lunging right hand
and Maldini counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kavanagh throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Maldini throwing a counter right hand but Kavanagh manages to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maldini avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kavanagh scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Maldini avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Brody Kavanagh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kavanagh avoids a punch combination nicely. #T2#
Kavanagh keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Maldini.
Maldini scores with a jab. Kavanagh acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Maldini moves away from the strike by Kavanagh.
Maldini's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kavanagh under the eye.
Kavanagh lands with a shot to the body.
Kavanagh pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kavanagh comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Kavanagh.
Maldini throws a body shot but no joy.
Maldini misses the shot to the body.
Kavanagh is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Maldini.
Maldini pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Maldini throws a body shot but no joy.
Maldini fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kavanagh manages to avoid it.
Kavanagh thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Maldini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Maldini lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kavanagh missing with a left hand there. Maldini was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T3#
Kavanagh misses with a straight right.
Kavanagh misses with a wild body shot.
Kavanagh misses with a straight right.
Maldini moves forwards but Kavanagh connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Maldini is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Maldini wants to land a leg kick but Kavanagh is out of range.
Maldini connects with a leg kick. Kavanagh looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Maldini lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Kavanagh throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Maldini on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kavanagh ducks under a wild hook from Maldini.
Kavanagh is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Maldini had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A bone on bone clash there as Maldini blocks the leg kick.
Maldini slips under a jab from Kavanagh.
Maldini tries to score with a low kick but Kavanagh moves his leg out of the way.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab by Kavanagh.
Kavanagh tests Maldini's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A clash of legs there as Kavanagh blocks the low kick.#T4#
Kavanagh throws a nice inside leg kick.
Maldini uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kavanagh.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kavanagh.
Kavanagh throws a shot from downtown. Maldini moves away and avoids it.
Maldini lands with a shot to the body.
Maldini has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kavanagh.
Maldini throws a chopping leg kick but Kavanagh manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kavanagh cracks Maldini with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kavanagh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maldini is looking to counter punch.
Nice uppercut there from Maldini.
Kavanagh cracks the inside of Maldini's front leg.
A good leg kick by Kavanagh.
Maldini on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Maldini throws a right hand that misses
and Kavanagh counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kavanagh throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kavanagh misses the shot to the body.
Maldini swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Kavanagh misses with a body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Maldini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brody Kavanagh dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Kavanagh scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Maldini moves forwards but Kavanagh connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kavanagh scores with a crisp jab that stopped Maldini in his tracks.
Maldini tries a low kick but Kavanagh avoids it.
Kavanagh misses with a straight left.
Kavanagh throws a big shot that misses.
Kavanagh avoids the body shot from Maldini.
Kavanagh with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Maldini might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Maldini pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Maldini slips a jab from Kavanagh.
Maldini is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Maldini tried to score with a low kick but Kavanagh checks it.
Kavanagh scores with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Maldini misses its intended target.
Maldini throws out a loose jab but Kavanagh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kavanagh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maldini throws out a leg kick but Kavanagh moves out of range and Maldini only half commits.
Kavanagh looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Maldini misses with a low kick.
Maldini tried to score with a low kick but Kavanagh checks it.
Brody Kavanagh seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T1#
Kavanagh throws a body punch but Maldini moves out of range.
Maldini ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kavanagh moves away.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kavanagh checks a leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Kavanagh.
Maldini appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Kavanagh throws an off balance right hand
and Maldini connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Maldini throws a leg kick which misses Kavanagh's front leg but catches the back leg as Kavanagh tries to avoid it.
Kavanagh cracks Maldini with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Maldini shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kavanagh eats them both and turns towards Maldini to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Kavanagh scores with a leg kick.
Jab, jab by Kavanagh - just one landing.
Maldini will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kavanagh just misses with a punch to the body.
A quick step to the side and Maldini tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kavanagh throws a lazy right hand but Maldini sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kavanagh blocks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Maldini. Kavanagh does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kavanagh throws out a loose jab but Maldini uses good head movement to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Maldini, right into the meat. #T2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Maldini. Kavanagh does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kavanagh throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Some bone on bone action there as Maldini checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Maldini throws a lazy right hand but Kavanagh sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kavanagh is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Maldini doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Maldini has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kavanagh.
Kavanagh throws out a powerful jab.
Maldini tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Maldini. Kavanagh does a little dance to reset his feet.
Maldini slips a straight right by Kavanagh.
Maldini swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Maldini lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kavanagh's sensitive parts.
Kavanagh throws a push kick but Maldini slaps the foot to one side.
Maldini lands a jab to the nose.
Maldini tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kavanagh is able to avoid easily.
Maldini scores with a nice strike.
Kavanagh misses with a few strikes there. #T3#
Kavanagh throws a big shot that misses.
Maldini fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kavanagh is out of range.
Maldini uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kavanagh.
Kavanagh scores with a body shot.
Donk. Maldini catches Kavanagh right on the button with a cross.
Maldini misses with a low kick as Kavanagh jumps back.
Kavanagh is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Maldini.
Maldini checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kavanagh looks to land a left hand but Maldini moved out of range nicely.
Kavanagh connects with a good right hand that stumbles Maldini. Maldini circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kavanagh misses with a hook
and Maldini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kavanagh moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kavanagh throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Maldini scores with a decent looking hook.
Kavanagh connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Maldini throws a head kick that misses. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kavanagh uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Kavanagh tries to bum rush Maldini with a series of wild strikes but Maldini uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A slapping leg kick lands for Maldini.
Kavanagh lands with a cross.
Kavanagh ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Maldini moves away.
Kavanagh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Maldini lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kavanagh circles away quickly and effectively.
Kavanagh keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Decent striking displayed by Kavanagh there.
Maldini tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kavanagh is able to avoid easily.
A big right from Maldini misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kavanagh! But no joy.
Kavanagh scores with a decent looking hook.
Maldini goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Maldini tries a low kick but Kavanagh avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kavanagh throws a looping overhand right but Maldini ducks down to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from Maldini misses the target.
Kavanagh ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Maldini just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brody Kavanagh showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Kavanagh scores with the left hand. Maldini knows he should have avoided that one.
Maldini throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kavanagh sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kavanagh throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Maldini throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Maldini takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Maldini lands a body shot.
Maldini throws a leg kick which misses Kavanagh's front leg but catches the back leg as Kavanagh tries to avoid it.
Kavanagh lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Maldini displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kavanagh throws out the jab.
Maldini scoring well with a low kick there.
Kavanagh checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kavanagh lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Maldini circles away quickly and effectively.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kavanagh misses with a straight right.
Kavanagh cracks Maldini with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kavanagh throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kavanagh scores with a jab. Maldini acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kavanagh on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.#T1#
Nice body punch from Kavanagh.
That kick from Maldini tenderised Kavanagh's leg. Kavanagh is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kavanagh connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Maldini has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Maldini there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kavanagh lands with a good body shot.
Kavanagh takes a swing at Maldini's ribcage but misses.
Kavanagh misses the jab.
Kavanagh ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Maldini moves away.
Maldini slips under a jab from Kavanagh.
Maldini throwing a counter right hand but Kavanagh manages to avoid it.
Maldini shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kavanagh changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kavanagh connects with a single shot there.
Maldini connects with a right hand. Kavanagh shakes it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A good leg kick by Maldini.
Maldini misses with a wild body shot.
Maldini steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kavanagh.
Kavanagh slips under a jab.#T2#
Maldini moves away from the strike by Kavanagh.
Maldini keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kavanagh.
Kavanagh changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kavanagh throws a hook but Maldini blocks it.
Maldini is looking to counter punch.
Kavanagh throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Maldini fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kavanagh is out of range.
Maldini slips a straight right by Kavanagh.
A quick step to the side and Maldini tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A nice leg kick lands there from Maldini.
Kavanagh checks a leg kick.
Kavanagh defending well as Maldini loads up on a big left hand.
Maldini throws a quick inside leg kick.
Maldini connects with a high kick.
Kavanagh misses the shot to the body.
Maldini was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kavanagh checks a leg kick.
Maldini looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Kavanagh throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kavanagh lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#T3#
Maldini is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kavanagh.
Kavanagh misses the shot to the body.
Kavanagh on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A good leg kick by Maldini.
Kavanagh throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from Kavanagh misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kavanagh, right into the meat.
Maldini throws a front kick aimed at Kavanagh's knee but Kavanagh avoids it well.
Pepe Maldini has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Maldini throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kavanagh counters with a stiff right hand.
Maldini throws a jab but it's blocked by Kavanagh.
Kavanagh now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kavanagh misses with a hook to the body
enabling Maldini to counter with a crisp jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Kavanagh checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Kavanagh has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kavanagh throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Maldini stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Maldini misses with an uppercut. Kavanagh saw that one coming.
Maldini throws a leg kick but Kavanagh checks it.
Kavanagh was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Kavanagh scores with a body shot. #T4#
Maldini attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kavanagh misses with an uppercut.
Kavanagh uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Maldini.
Kavanagh now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Good work by Maldini as he checks the leg kick.
Kavanagh ducks under a wild hook from Maldini.
The fighters circling - Kavanagh throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kavanagh looks to throw the jab but Maldini is out of range.
Maldini appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Kavanagh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maldini.
Maldini throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Kavanagh scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Maldini throws a jab when Kavanagh was well out of range.
Maldini ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kavanagh throws a looping overhand right but Maldini ducks down to avoid it.
Maldini walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kavanagh lands a leg kick that knocks Maldini off balance momentarily.
A leg kick checked by Kavanagh.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brody Kavanagh comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Kavanagh has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brody Kavanagh!

During a confident post fight interview, Brody Kavanagh thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Aspire 68: Brophy v Adams     
Date:   Aug 20, 2017
#R1#
The fighters circle momentarily. Chula darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Maldini throws the kick towards the body but Chula avoids it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Maldini, right into the meat.
Maldini throws a chopping leg kick but Chula manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Chula counters with a body kick.
Maldini is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chula.
Chula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Maldini moves away.
Chula scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Chula throws a half hearted mid kick.
Maldini throws a leg kick but Chula sees it coming and moves out of range.
Maldini stuns Chula with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Maldini scores with a hook to the body. Chula takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Maldini throws a low kick, looking for Chula's leg but Chula calmly moves out of range.
Taran Chula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch lands to the side of Maldini 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chula missing with a left hand there. Maldini was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chula misses with a body kick.
Chula throws a lazy uppercut
and Maldini counters with a slapping leg kick.
Maldini lands with a hook. Chula tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Maldini ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Chula lands with a straight right. Maldini didn't see that one coming.#T1#
Chula thows a left - swing and a miss!
Maldini uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chula.
As Chula tries to get set, Maldini tries to push him back and clinch up but Chula manages to avoid the attempt.
Chula jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Maldini thows a left - swing and a miss!
Maldini tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Maldini tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Chula is able to avoid easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Maldini.
Chula checks a leg kick nicely.
Maldini blocks the body kick.
Maldini throws a good cross that connects.
Chula moves out of range of the strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Maldini, right into the meat.
Chula misses with a combination
and Maldini counters with a low kick, right behind Chula 's knee.
Maldini fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A clash of legs there as Chula blocks the low kick.
Chula scores with a nice right hand.
Some bone on bone action there as Maldini checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maldini lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Chula scores with a spinning back kick!
Chula tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Chula misses with a leg kick
and Maldini counters with an outside leg kick.
We've been told by Maldini's head coaches at FORBIDDEN VIOLENCE WARRIORS that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Chula avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chula looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A lazy body kick from Chula
and Maldini counters with an inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Chula there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Maldini ducks under a wild hook from Chula.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Maldini lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chula has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chula and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chula tries to bum rush Maldini with a series of wild strikes but Maldini uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
As Chula backs away, Maldini returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Chula avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Chula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Maldini looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Maldini moves out of range as Chula strikes.
Maldini uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chula.
Chula avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Maldini moves into range and connects with a jab. #T3#
Maldini ducks under a wild hook from Chula.
Maldini appears to be looking for a big counter.
Chula swings for the body but Maldini moves out of range.
Chula tries to close the distance and clinch up but Maldini swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Maldini is looking to slow Chula down with leg kicks. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Maldini swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chula working aggressively here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Maldini.
Maldini doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chula dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.#BC2#
Chula breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Maldini cracks a nice hook into Chula's ribs.
Chula throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Maldini appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.#CL2#
Chula moves into range and clinches up with Maldini.
Maldini throws a head punch that misses.
Maldini tries to throw a body punch but Chula avoids it by throwing Maldini back against the cage. #T4#
Chula misses with some punches.
Chula lands with a left to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Maldini's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC#
Maldini's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut lands for Maldini. That snapped Chula's head back.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chula, as that shot connected.
Maldini ducks under a wild hook from Chula.
Maldini showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chula.
It looked like Maldini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Chula walks into a jab.
Maldini moves out of range as Chula strikes.
Chula avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chula attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Maldini avoids the body shot from Chula.
Maldini tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chula was well out of range. Poor timing from Maldini.
Chula throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Pepe Maldini will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Maldini fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chula misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maldini.
Chula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Maldini manages to avoid it.
Maldini walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Chula checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Chula falls off balance throwing a combination
and Maldini counters with a low kick, right behind Chula 's knee.
A combination from Chula does no damage.
Maldini moves out of range as Chula strikes.
Maldini turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Maldini wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Chula listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A punch combination from Chula misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maldini lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pepe Maldini is winning the standup battle so far.
Maldini pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chula is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Maldini with a body shot.
Maldini swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Maldini misses the shot to the body.
Maldini feints and then cracks Chula's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chula down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chula misses with a body shot.
Chula's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T1#
Maldini just misses with a punch to the body.
Chula checks the leg kick nicely there.
Maldini digs a good hook to Chula's body.
Maldini throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chula.
Chula looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Maldini, right into the meat.
Maldini throws a lazy right hand but Chula sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chula digs a good body shot into Maldini's ribs.
Chula takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Chula lands a slapping body shot.
Chula looks to score with a jab to the body but Maldini is just out of range.
Maldini is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Maldini with a jab.
Chula throws a leg kick but Maldini moved away.
Maldini steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chula.
Maldini takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chula tries to work over Maldini's front leg with a kick but Maldini checks it.
Chula looks to clinch
and Maldini counters with a series of strikes. Chula will be more careful next time no doubt. #T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chula just misses with a punch to the body.
Chula bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Chula darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Maldini blocks a jab.
Chula misses with an uppercut.
Chula throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Maldini uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chula.
Chula throws a body shot but no joy.
Maldini ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chula moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Maldini. Chula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chula misses with the combination.
Maldini fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Chula throws a body shot but no joy.
Chula throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Maldini throws a leg kick that misses.
Chula scores with a spinning back kick!#T3#
Chula moves away from the strike by Maldini.
Maldini is looking to slow Chula down with leg kicks.
Maldini throws a low kick but Chula avoids it.
Chula tries to counter by closing the distance.
Maldini avoids the body shot from Chula.
Chula takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Chula misses with a hook
and Maldini counters with an inside leg kick.
Maldini shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Chula sprawls well. Chula wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Maldini gets slowly back to his feet.
Maldini scores with a hook.
Chula keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Maldini lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chula has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chula and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chula slips a jab and a cross from Maldini.
Maldini fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Chula is out of range. #T4#
Maldini throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Chula swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Maldini on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Maldini avoids the body shot from Chula.
Chula misses with a straight left.
Chula moves out of range as Maldini strikes.
Chula misses the shot to the body.
Maldini cracks Chula with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chula throws a shot from downtown. Maldini moves away and avoids it.
Maldini misses with an uppercut
and Chula makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Chula tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Maldini was well out of range. Poor timing from Chula.
It looked like Maldini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Maldini scores with a shot to the body.
Maldini misses with the combination.
Chula waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Maldini.
Chula lunges at Maldini with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Maldini's hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Pepe Maldini will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Chula feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Maldinis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Chula slips a jab from Maldini.
Maldini moves out of range of the body kick.
Maldini lands a jab to Chula's midsection.
Maldini fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chula manages to avoid it.
Chula shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Chula wants to slow Maldini down by chopping away at his legs.
Maldini throws a body punch but Chula moves out of range.
Chula takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Chula takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Maldini thumps Chula with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chula lands with a right hand.
Chula uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Maldini.
Maldini finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Chula throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Maldini stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters circle momentarily. Chula darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Chula takes one on the button.#T1#
Sloppy strikes from Chula. Those never looked like landing.
Chula throws a series of punches but Maldini avoids them all with ease.
Maldini scores with a nice head shot.
Maldini avoids the body shot from Chula.
Chula dips to his left and cracks Maldini with an uppercut!
Maldini comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Chula fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Maldini has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Chula lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Maldini circles away quickly and effectively.
Chula looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A decent looking cross lands there for Maldini.
Maldini throws a leg kick but Chula checks it.
Chula will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Chula uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maldini.
Chula swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Maldini.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Maldini lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Taran Chula has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Maldini throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice shot lands for Chula.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Maldini, as that shot connected.
Chula throws a sloppy body shot
and Maldini counters with a nice low kick that buckles Chula's knee momentarily.
Chula misses with a series of wild punches.
Maldini throws a leg kick but Chula moved away.
A big right from Maldini misses.
Maldini works the jab nicely.
Maldini dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Chula throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Maldini is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Maldini throws a hook but Chula avoids it easily.
Chula lands a nice leg kick that just misses Maldini's sensitive parts.
Chula takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #T3#
Chula takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chula throws a poor cross that misses
and Maldini cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Maldini wants to land a leg kick but Chula is out of range.
A low kick from Maldini misses
and Chula counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Maldini misses with a body shot.
Chula throws a body punch but Maldini moves out of range.
Chula motions for Maldini to come forward. Chula throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chula throws a hook but Maldini avoids it easily.
Maldini seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Maldini blocks a head kick by Chula.
Chula takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Maldini with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chula scoring well with a low kick there.
Chula misses with an uppercut.
It looked like Maldini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The crowd cheers as Maldini lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chula doesn't seem phased though.
Nice body punch from Maldini.
Chula throws a hook but Maldini avoids it easily.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Maldini tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chula was well out of range. Poor timing from Maldini.
Maldini tries to land a front kick but Chula steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Maldini attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chula throws a poor cross that misses
and Maldini counters with a nice uppercut.
Chula tries to clinch
and Maldini counters with a straight right hand.
Chula lands a nice leg kick that just misses Maldini's sensitive parts.
Chula misses with a looping left.
Maldini connects with a leg kick. Chula looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Chula has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Maldini swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pepe Maldini is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Maldini with a nice cross.
Maldini walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Chula checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Chula avoids the body shot from Maldini.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chula misses with a hook. Maldini ducked under it nicely.
Maldini feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chula's calf.
Maldini fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pepe Maldini showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Maldini, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Pepe Maldini!

A very excited looking Pepe Maldini made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Primal 59     
Date:   Mar 03, 2017
#R1#
Pants misses with a looping left.
Pants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hayes throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Pants misses the jab.
Pants staying out of range there.
Hayes just misses with a punch to the body.
Hayes takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hayes ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hayes changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Pants does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pants lands with a right hand.
Pants misses with a few strikes there.
Pants misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pants.
Isaac Hayes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pants connects with a nice looking jab.
Pants avoids the body shot from Hayes.
Hayes displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pants throws out the jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hayes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pants throws a jab when Hayes was well out of range.#T1##CL2#
Hayes closes the distance and clinches.
Hayes makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Pants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hayes lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A right hand to the body from Hayes.
Pants working aggressively here.
Pants is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Hayes tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pants blocks an uppercut.
Hayes scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hayes is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Pants to keep the fight standing.
Pants lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Hayes has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Pants is trying to maintain a safe position but Hayes gets an underhook and turns Pants into the cage.
Hayes scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hayes misses with a hook from the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Pants's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hayes working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pants has had enough of the clinch but Hayes keeps him there for the moment.#T2#
Hayes blocks an uppercut.
Hayes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pants misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hayes is trying to pull guard but Pants turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#TD#
Pants jumps guard. #SUB#
Pants looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Pants working a defensive guard here. #SUB#
Pants looking for a guillotine here but Hayes defends easily.
Hayes with a nice head shot there.
Hayes landing with the ground and pound.
Hayes has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB#
Pants has an active guard here but Hayes has managed to pass into half guard.
Pants regains full guard. Nicely done.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#T3#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hayes's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hayes wants to control from the top but Pants keeps moving.
Hayes passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Pants tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Hayes avoiding Pants 's attempts to control his hands.
Pants is trapped and Hayes is scoring with shots to the head and body. #SUB2#
Hayes patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Hayes is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
Pants tries to roll but Hayes sticks to his back. #T4#
Pants is working hard here to advance position.
Pants trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Hayes lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Hayes keeps control of the position as Pants tries to break free.
Hayes tries to keep control of the position but Pants is staying busy.
Pants tries to break free.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hayes lands strikes to the head.
Pants just trying to survive but Hayes is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Hayes lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Pants trying to control the position but Hayes manages to sink in the hooks.
Hayes lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Pants.
Hayes scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Pants is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Isaac Hayes dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Pants throws a leg kick but Hayes sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pants is looking to slow Hayes down with leg kicks.
Pants misses with a hook. Hayes ducked under it nicely.
Hayes drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Pants defends it well.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Hayes is just out of range.
Hayes connects with a solid leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Hayes checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Pants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hayes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Poopie Pants is winning the standup battle so far.
Hayes connects with a leg kick. Pants looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A shot to the liver by Hayes. Beautiful body shot.
Pants swats away the attempt to clinch by Hayes.
Nice shot by Hayes.
Hayes has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both fighters circling a little - Hayes finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Pants chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A swing and a miss from Hayes.
Hayes tries to clinch up but Pants circles away and keeps his distance.#T1#
Pants throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hayes misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Hayes jabs at Pants's body.
Hayes checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pants scores with a hook to the body. Hayes takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pants fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hayes checks it well.
Pants swings for the body but Hayes moves out of range.
Hayes misses with a body punch
and Pants counters with a nice uppercut.
Pants avoids the body shot from Hayes.
Hayes throws a big shot that misses.
Pants tries to land a leg kick but Hayes saw it coming and moves away.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants throws a leg kick but Hayes moved away.
Pants misses with a hook to the body #TD2#
and Hayes decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Pants's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hayes trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB#
Pants is looking for a triangle here but Hayes uses the submission attempt to pass into side control. #T2#
You can see the frustration on Pants's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Pants tries to bench press Hayes off him but Hayes keeps the position.
Pants might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hayes scoring with punches from side control.
Pants takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Pants wants to control but Hayes postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pants is trying to get back to half guard.
Hayes scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Pants to see if he's OK.#T3#
Hayes landing a few strikes.
Hayes works to advance to full mount. Pants defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Hayes can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pants is looking to escape.
Hayes lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Hayes landing strikes from the mount.
Pants is bucking up trying to escape but Hayes cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pants tries to hold on but Hayes pushes him away.
Pants is in all sorts of trouble here.
Pants tries to hold on but Hayes pushes him away.
Hayes with a couple of short strikes.
Pants in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants is looking to improve his position but Hayes isn't that keen on the idea.
Pants tries to lock up and control but Hayes gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hayes wants to control the pace but Pants is squirming around nicely.
Hayes landing strikes, looking to finish!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Hayes cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Hayes lands a nice shot to the head.
Isaac Hayes has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hayes landing shots from mount.
Hayes avoids the attempt from Pants to control.
Pants gets back to half guard.
Hayes is nestled in close to Pants, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Ground and pound from Hayes. #SUB#
Pants with the active half guard here but Hayes passes nicely into side control.
Hayes grinds an elbow into Pants's temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Isaac Hayes showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Pants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R3#
Hayes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pants. Pants obviously looking to wear him down.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayes was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
Hayes throws a wild body kick that Pants sees coming a mile off.
Hayes scores with a body shot.
Hayes shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pants but Pants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Pants attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Hayes slips the punch.
Hayes misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
A slapping body kick lands there for Hayes.
Pants throws a jab when Hayes was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hayes throws a front kick that sends Pants stumbling back into the cage.
Good work by Hayes as he checks the leg kick.
Hayes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Pants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hayes.
Pants takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pants looks to land a right hand but Hayes moved out of range.#T1#
Hayes misses with a hook to the body
and Pants counters with a nice body shot.
Pants with a jab.
A big left from Hayes misses.
A quick step to the side and Pants tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good shot there by Pants.
Pants lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hayes throws an overhand right that lands on Pants's shoulder, as Pants tries to avoid the shot.
Pants thows a leg kick but Hayes checks it #TD2#
and Hayes counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hayes controlling the position.
Hayes working away.
Pants manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Hayes trying to hold on to Pants's head to control him but Pants postures up.
Hayes manages to get to full guard. #T2#
Pants would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Pants wants to control from the top but Hayes keeps moving. #SUB2#
Hayes has his foot on Pants's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Pants works his way back into a safe position though.
Hayes has a closed guard, preventing Pants from standing up. #SUB2#
Hayes is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Pants is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
Hayes throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pants throws a big right hand that misses. #T3##SUB2#
Hayes is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pants defends well.#SUB2#
Hayes throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pants tries to stand but Hayes is controlling from the bottom.
Hayes is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Pants wants to stand but Hayes has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #SUB2#
Hayes is looking for a triangle but Pants pushes his legs off easily.
Hayes keeping moving, preventing Pants from controlling successfully. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hayes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Pants wants to control from the top but Hayes keeps moving. #SUB#
Pants thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Pants would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Hayes waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pants.
Hayes does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pants cracks a nice hook into Hayes's ribs.
Pants throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hayes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Isaac Hayes just about did enough to take it.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R4#
Nice straight punches there by Hayes. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hayes.
Hayes throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hayes with a nice cross.
Hayes misses the shot to the body.
Pants slips under a jab.
Pants appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hayes.
Pants just misses with a punch to the body.
Hayes is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pants rather than just go for the knockout.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayes was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
Pants throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Hayes counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. #SUB#
Pants has his foot on Hayes's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hayes works his way back into a safe position though.
Hayes is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hayes keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Pants's head.#SUB#
Pants has an active guard here but Hayes has managed to pass into half guard.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hayes slips a nice elbow through Pants's hands, connecting with Pants's forehead.#T1#
Hayes prevents Pants from improving his position.
Hayes looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Pants with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Pants is staying active underneath Hayes, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hayes lands a nice short elbow.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hayes lands a nice short elbow.
Hayes is thwarting Pants's attempts to control the position.#SUB#
Pants looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pants trying to control but Hayes postures up.
Hayes looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#T2#
Pants trying to control but Hayes postures up. #SUB#
Pants actively working from the bottom here.
Nice strikes from Hayes there.
Hayes wants to control but Pants is keeping him busy.
Pants wants to control the action here but instead Hayes manages to pass to full mount!
Hayes prevents Pants from getting the reversal.
Hayes can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pants is looking to escape.
Hayes lands a couple of good shots and Pants has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Hayes landing with strikes. #T3#
Hayes trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position. #SUB2#
Hayes looking for the choke from the back. #SUB2#
Pants defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Pants trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Pants turns into Hayes and is now in his guard. #SUB2#
Pants got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hayes has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pants has managed to get both his arms back between Hayes's legs - danger averted.
Pants throwing strikes from guard but Hayes blocks nicely.
Hayes can't keep his opponent in guard - Pants advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #T4#
Pants wants to pass the guard but Hayes is defending well. #SUB#
Pants is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Pants is trying to work for a kimura but Hayes is defending well.
Hayes works his way to full guard. Good work.
Pants works over Hayes with some ground and pound from guard.
Pants wants to pass the guard but Hayes is keeping the position.#SUB2#
Hayes had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Pants defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Isaac Hayes dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R5#
Hayes takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pants misses with a looping right.
Hayes checks a leg kick nicely.
A little jabbing left from Hayes on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hayes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants throws a leg kick but Hayes checks it.
Hayes let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hayes.
Pants lands an overhand right.
Hayes takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hayes misses with a body kick.
Pants appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jab, jab by Hayes - just one landing.
Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hayes slips a straight right by Pants.
Hayes takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T1#
Pants stuns Hayes with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hayes ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hayes looks to land a right hand but Pants moved out of range.
Hayes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Pants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pants throws a body punch but Hayes moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Hayes blocks the low kick.
Pants scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pants avoids the body shot from Hayes.
Pants tried to counter with a leg kick but Hayes avoided it.
Hayes jabs Pants to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hayes manages to avoid it.
Pants is looking to chop away at Hayes's legs.
Hayes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Hayes there.
Pants throws a low kick but Hayes avoids it.#T2#
Pants getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hayes misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Hayes misses with a looping right.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Hayes.
Pants looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Hayes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Hayes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hayes takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hayes tries to land a leg kick but Pants saw it coming and moves away.
Hayes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from Pants misses the target.
Hayes jabs Pants to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hayes looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
An inside leg kick lands from Pants.
Pants connects with an inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Pants.
Pants lands a right hook to the body.
Hayes misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Pants looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.#T3#
Pants pushes Hayes away with a front kick.
Hayes catches Pants with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pants swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pants takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hayes throws a sloppy body shot
and Pants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hayes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
Hayes checks a leg kick nicely.
Poopie Pants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pants throws a leg kick but Hayes sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hayes takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hayes misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pants counters with a low kick, right behind Hayes 's knee.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Hayes is just out of range.
Hayes fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pants looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hayes misses the shot to the body.
Hayes throws a big shot that misses.#T4#
Pants throws a body punch but Hayes moves out of range.
Pants looks to land a body kick but Hayes moved away.
Jab by Pants.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants's corner calls for a 1-2. Pants obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hayes avoids the head kick by Pants.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hayes.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Hayes checks a low kick from Pants.
Hayes moves out of range as Pants strikes.
Hayes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Hayes tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayes was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.#TD2#
Hayes scores with a takedown into Pants's guard.#SUB#
Pants has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hayes can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Hayes wants to control from the top but Pants keeps moving.

And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Hayes has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 46:49
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Isaac Hayes!

Isaac Hayes is the new featherweight champion!
Isaac Hayes thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Primal 59     
Date:   Feb 10, 2017
#R1#
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Green slips the punch.
Pants misses with a low kick as Green jumps back.
Pants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Green misses with a body shot.
Pants throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pants lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Green has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Green and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Green definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Pants connects with the punch.
Nice straight punches there by Pants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pants.
Pants swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Pants shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Green wants to slow Pants down by chopping away at his legs.
Pants only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Blake Green seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Green throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
Pants has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Green moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A cross from Green lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Green uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pants.#T1#
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.
Pants throws a front kick aimed at Green's knee but Green avoids it well.
Green scores with a nice right hand.
Green keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pants misses with a wild combination.
Pants with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That kick from Pants tenderised Green's leg. Green is trying to keep his angry face on.
Green misses with a body shot
and Pants counters with a left to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Green blocks the leg kick.
Pants throws a hook but Green avoids it easily.
Green is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pants.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Green misses the target.
Pants looks to land a combination but Green avoids it well.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T2#
Green smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#CL#
Green gets a clinch.
Green lands with a short shot to the head.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Green turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#BC2#
Pants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Green is out of range and Pants settles back down.
Green checks a low kick from Pants.
Green checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants lands a nice hook to Green's body. Green takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pants scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A jab from Green finds it's way through Pants's defenses.
Green misses with a low kick.
Pants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Green lands a nice looking body kick.#T3#
Green checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Green lands the left hand.
Green throws a shot from downtown. Pants moves away and avoids it.
Decent striking displayed by Pants there.
Green jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Green on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Pants lands with an uppercut that bounces Green off the cage and back into range.
Green misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a left to the body. #CL#
Green closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC2#
Pants breaks from the clinch.
Green is looking to clinch but Pants is avoiding it.
Green dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Green misses the shot to the body.
Green misses with a looping left.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Green scores with a nice strike.
Pants throws out a loose jab but Green uses good head movement to avoid it. #T4#
Green looks to score with a jab to the body but Pants is just out of range.
Pants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Green misses with a lunging right hand
and Pants counters with a thumping low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice shot lands for Green.
Green looks to land a combination but Pants avoids it well.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Green.
Green dodges the punch combination from Pants.
Pants takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Green scores with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pants lands with a hook. Green tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pants moves away from the strike by Green.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Green with a body shot.
A jab from Green misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Poopie Pants will probably get the nod.
That's time! Green's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Green ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pants connects with a looping right hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Pants as he connects with a hook.
Green showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pants.
Pants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Green counters with a left to the body.
Green throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Green looks to land a body kick but Pants moved away.
Pants misses with a straight left.
Pants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Green is looking to counter punch.
Pants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Green scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pants swings widly with a right hand
and Green counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants lands a jab to Green's midsection.
Pants throws a low kick but Green avoids it.#T1#
Pants moves out of range of the body kick.
Green throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pants tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pants misses with a body shot
and Green finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Green slips a straight right by Pants.
Green looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Green uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants takes a swing at Green's ribcage but misses.
Green wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Green checks a leg kick.
Green checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pants blocks a jab.
Pants takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Green finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pants attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.#T2#
Pants takes one on the button.
Pants motions for Green to come forward. Pants throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Green.
Green with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green misses with a body kick.
Pants lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pants lands a slapping body shot.
Poopie Pants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Green throws a leg kick but Pants sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pants looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Green fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A solid body kick from Pants.
Green misses the jab.
Green drops his hands momentarily and Pants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Pants misses with a jab to the body
and Green counters with a nice body kick. #T3#
Pants rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Green moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pants lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pants throws a leg kick but Green checks it.
Pants throws a leg kick but Green checks it.
A counter left hand to the body from Green misses its target.
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pants.
It seemed like Pants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Green lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Pants punishes Green's body with a nice straight punch.
Green uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Green is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Green throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pants counters with a three punch combo that has Green backing up. Green nods at Pants to acknowledge the strikes.
Pants is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Green rather than just go for the knockout.
Green looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Green fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.
Green misses with a looping left.
Green scores with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Pants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Green lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#T4#
Green cracks Pants with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pants moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Green fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pants is out of range.
Pants throws a shot from downtown. Green moves away and avoids it.
Green lands a jab to Pants's midsection.
A jab from Green misses.
Green throws a body kick that misses.
Pants misses with an uppercut. Green saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Green misses the target.
A left and a right from Pants both land. Nice combination.
Green throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Green has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Green misses with an uppercut
and Pants counters with a right hand to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Green takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Poopie Pants will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R3#
Green stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pants cracks the inside of Green's front leg.
Green loads up on a big right hand but Pants slips the punch.
Green checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pants crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Green - the referee stops the clock and Pants gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Green. Pants manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Green connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Pants misses with a looping right.
Green looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pants takes one to the chin there.
A jab from Green misses.
Pants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Green. That did some damage!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants throws a leg kick but Green sees it coming and moves out of range.
Green moves away from the strike by Pants.
Pants throws a good cross that connects.
Green is looking to land body kicks.#T1#
Pants scoring well with a low kick there.
Green misses with a jab to the body
and Green takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice body kick from Green.
Pants connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pants has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Green.
Pants tried to score with a low kick but Green checks it.
Green's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pants under the eye.
Green bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Pants avoids the body shot from Green.
Pants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pants lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Green at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Green takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Green throws a lazy body kick
and Pants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Green slips under a jab from Pants.
Green fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.#T2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green throws a low kick but Pants moves out of range easily.
Green looks to throw the jab but Pants is out of range.
A nice side step and Pants releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Green throws a body shot but no joy.
A little jabbing left from Pants on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Green throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pants throws a solid leg kick but Green takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Pants.
Green thinks about countering with a body kick.
Green tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice shot by Pants.#CL#
Green has managed to clinch.
Pants lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Green backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pants.
Green tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC2#
Pants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#T3#
A nice inside leg kick there by Pants. That's going to slow Green down.
Green throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pants with a lazy takedown attempt
and Green connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Green.
Green tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pants scores with a nice head shot.
Green throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Green pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A solid leg kick lands there for Green.
Green moves in looking to clinch but Pants pushes him off.
Pants moves out of range as Green throws a body kick.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Pants connects with an inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Green. #T4#
Green slips under a jab.
Pants tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Green was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Green swings for the body but Pants moves out of range.
Pants throws a chopping leg kick but Green manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Green displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pants throws out the jab.
Green checks a low kick from Pants.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Pants's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Green connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pants scrambles back to his feet.
Green swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A low kick from Green is predictable there
and Pants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pants on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Green. Green obviously looking to wear him down.
Green connects with a solid leg kick.
Pants doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Green scores with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Poopie Pants just about did enough to take it.
That's time! Green's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R4#
Green lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pants will feel that in the morning.
Green swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Green checks a leg kick.
Green tries to counter by clinching up but Pants breaks away and moves out of range.
Pants scores with a jab. Green acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Green misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Pants to counter with a crisp jab.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.
Pants throws a counter combo.
Pants's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants misses with a low kick as Green jumps back.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Green.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Green avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pants has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pants throws a shot to the body.
Green lands a jab to the head. #T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Green moves away from the strike by Pants.
Nice defenses there by Green.
Green works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pants swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Green works Pants's body with a nice hook.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pants cracks Green with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Pants buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Green lands with a kick to the ribs.
Green tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pants lands a jab to the nose.
Green throws a big shot that misses.
Pants throws out a counter right but Green avoids it with no problem.#T2#
Green rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pants swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Green wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Pants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Green looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A leg kick checked by Green.
Green jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Green throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pants throws a jab when Green was well out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Pants misses the target.
Pants moves out of range of the body kick from Green.
Pants tests Green's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Green misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
Pants scores with a sloppy right hand. Green should have avoided that one.
Green's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pants under the eye.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.#T3#
Green feints and then cracks Pants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pants down.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Green.
Pants scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Green doesn't seem bothered though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants is looking for the big counter here.
Nice uppercut lands for Green. That snapped Pants's head back.
Pants lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pants throws a looping overhand right but Green ducks down to avoid it.
Green takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Green is looking to clinch but Pants is avoiding it.
A little jabbing left from Pants on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pants swings away with a leg kick that misses.
It looked like Green was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pants.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pants, right into the meat.
Green throws a series of punches but Pants avoids them all with ease.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants misses with a wild body shot. #T4#
Pants just misses with a punch to the body.
Pants blocks a head kick by Green.
Good leg kick by Pants there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Green takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pants misses with a wild body shot.
Pants punishes Green's body with a nice straight punch.
Green misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
Pants blocks the body kick.
Pants getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Pants with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Green just misses with a punch to the body.
Pants chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Green can pounce on him.
Green plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pants connects with a right hand. Green shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R5#
Green misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Green ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Green blocks a leg kick.
Pants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Green.
Green appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Pants attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pants moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pants scores with a decent looking hook.
Pants blocks the body kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pants crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Green - the referee stops the clock and Pants gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Green. Pants manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Green misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Green jabs at Pants's body.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.
Pants fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Green checks it well.
Green was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Green blocks a head kick by Pants. #T1#
Pants throws a chopping leg kick but Green manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A shot to the body from Green misses
and Pants counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Green lands a head shot.
Green scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Green throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Green misses with a shot to the body
and Pants counters with a series of strikes. Green will be more careful next time no doubt.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Green throws a wild body kick that Pants sees coming a mile off.
It seemed like Pants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Green has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Green there as he acknowledges the shot.
Pants takes one to the side of the head.
Green misses with a body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pants! But no joy.
Green ducks right into an uppercut from Pants. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Green avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Green tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Pants manages to circle out of the way.
Green misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a nice uppercut.
Green throws a front kick that sends Pants stumbling back into the cage.
Green misses the shot to the body.
Green fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Green swings widly with a right hand
and Pants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Green, as that shot connected.
Pants lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pants connects with a nice looking jab.
Green misses the body punch
and Pants counters with a good low kick that Green was not able to check.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Green moves out of range of the strikes.
Green fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pants has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.#T3#
Green lands with a nice body kick.
Nice defenses there by Green.
Green ducks under a wild hook from Pants.
Pants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Green.
Green bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Green.
Green lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pants's sensitive parts.
Green paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pants thumps Green with a low kick.
Pants connects with a looping right hand.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Green blocks a low kick nicely.#T4#
A lazy left from Pants finds it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Green throws a low kick but Pants avoids it.
Pants cracks Green with a right hand to the side of the head.
Green throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pants.
Pants avoids a kick to the body.
A little jabbing left from Pants on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pants throws a hook to the side of Green's head but Green sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Green wants to clinch.
Poopie Pants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Pants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Green misses with a body kick.
Pants looks to throw the jab but Green is out of range.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Poopie Pants.
I've got Pants winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 45:50
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 45:50
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!

Poopie Pants is the new featherweight champion!
Poopie Pants decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: Primal 57     
Date:   Jan 25, 2017
#R1#
Pants with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jackson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jackson tries to clinch but Pants moves away
enabling Pants to counter with a crisp jab.
Pants fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jackson misses with a series of wild punches.
Jackson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Pants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jackson is out of range and Pants settles back down.
Pants slips under a jab from Jackson.
Pants throws out a counter right but Jackson avoids it with no problem.
Pants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jackson seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Jackson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pants darts in looking for a takedown but Jackson gets double underhooks and turns Pants into the cage.
Pants throws out a loose jab but Jackson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pants has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pants only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Jackson blocks the leg kick.
Jackson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pants with a hook.
Jackson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Pants looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.#T1#
Jackson checks the leg kick.
Jackson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jackson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pants connects with a right hand. Jackson shakes it off.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pants. That's going to slow Jackson down.
Pants takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Jackson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pants.
Jackson cracks Pants with a good jab.
Pants throws a hook but Jackson blocks it.
Pants throws a lazy uppercut
and Jackson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jackson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants connects with an inside leg kick.
Pants throws a hook but Jackson avoids it easily.
Pants scores with a leg kick. #T2#
Pants throws a lazy right hand but Jackson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jackson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jackson throws a sloppy body shot
and Pants makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Pants lands with an uppercut that bounces Jackson off the cage and back into range.
Pants misses with a hook to the body
letting Jackson counter with a right hand.
Jackson cracks Pants with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jackson swings for the body but Pants moves out of range.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch but Pants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jackson slips a straight right by Pants.
Jackson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pants on the side of the head.
Jackson lands an overhand right.
Jackson checks a leg kick nicely.
Jackson seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Pants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pants gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A swing and a miss from Pants.#T3#
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Jackson slips the punch.#CL#
Jackson gets a clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Jackson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Pants.
Pants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jackson backwards. #BC2#
Pants breaks the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jackson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pants connects with an inside leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Jackson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jackson slips a jab and a cross from Pants.
The fighters circling - Pants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pants throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. #T4#
Jackson is looking to clinch but Pants is avoiding it.
Jackson moves out of range as Pants throws a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackson wants to clinch.
Pants throws a half hearted mid kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pants.
Pants misses with a low kick.
Jackson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pants throws a right hand that Jackson ducks under and follows up with a left that Jackson also avoids with ease.
Jackson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jackson counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pants swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jackson.#CL#
Jackson has Pants up against the cage in a clinch.
Jackson presses Pants against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pants blocks a body shot from Jackson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Poopie Pants will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
A combination from Jackson does no damage.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
It seemed like Pants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jackson doesn't manage to clinch there - Pants circles away.
Kilo Jackson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jackson circles away quickly and effectively.
Pants just misses with a punch to the body.
Pants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jackson.
Jackson scores with a sloppy right hand. Pants should have avoided that one.
Pants throws a shot from downtown. Jackson moves away and avoids it.
Jackson throws a big counter combination but Pants scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Pants throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pants with a nice cross.
Pants does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Pants wants to land a leg kick but Jackson is out of range.
Jackson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jackson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T1##CL#
Jackson clinches.
Jackson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jackson tries a body shot but Pants blocks it. #BC2#
Pants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Jackson drives through and clinches with Pants against the cage.
Pants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#BC2#
Pants breaks the clinch. #CL#
Jackson drives through and clinches with Pants against the cage.
Pants wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jackson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jackson lands an uppercut.
Jackson has Pants pressed against the cage, preventing Pants from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pants misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Jackson as the two fighters clinch.
Jackson has a couple of punches blocked by Pants.
Pants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jackson's elbow.
Jackson misses with the head strike.
Jackson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jackson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pants misses with a punch to the body.
Jackson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jackson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Pants swings wildly with an uppercut but Jackson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jackson's elbow.
Jackson blocks a body shot from Pants.
Pants tries a body shot but Jackson blocks it.
Jackson taking a breather.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The referee calls for Pants to work.
Jackson tries to work over Pants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pants missing with knees to the body.
Jackson lands a right hand.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Jackson turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Pants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pants looking to slow down the pace here.#T3#
Pants leaning his opponent against the cage.
A short uppercut from Jackson.
Jackson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pants is keeping busy.#BC2#
Pants breaks the clinch.
Pants just misses with a punch to the body. #CL#
Jackson rushes Pants and presses him up against the cage.
Pants misses with the head strike.
Pants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jackson's elbow.
Pants tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pants lands a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Jackson.
Pants takes a shot to the head.
Jackson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pants backwards. #BC2#
Pants breaks from the clinch.
Pants misses with a two punch combination. #T4#
Jackson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#CL#
Jackson has managed to clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pants tries to land knees in the clinch but Jackson avoids the damage to the body.
Pants blocks a body shot from Jackson.
A bit of stalling here from Jackson.
Jackson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jackson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pants's elbow.
Pants misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
Pants has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Jackson uses from the top position.
Pants trying to keep a closed guard but Jackson is proving a slippery customer. #SUB2#
Pants throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Jackson escapes and throws Pants's legs to the side, diving into side control!
I wouldn't like to be where Pants is right now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kilo Jackson will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Jackson checks a leg kick.
Pants on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jackson takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Pants misses with a body shot. #CL#
Jackson gets a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jackson.
Jackson can't find room to land a body shot as Pants controls the action. #BC2#
Pants manages to break the clinch.
Pants lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jackson walks into a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pants, right into the meat.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jackson tries to clinch but Pants is having none of it.
Pants throws out a leg kick but Jackson moves out of range and Pants only half commits.
Jackson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pants.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jackson was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
A counter left hand to the body from Jackson misses its target.#T1#
Pants throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jackson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pants is looking to chop away at Jackson's legs.
Pants throws a looping overhand right but Jackson ducks down to avoid it.
Jackson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A swing and a miss from Pants.
Jackson avoids a kick to the body.
Pants walks into a straight right hand from Jackson.
Jackson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pants misses with a low kick.
Jackson fails in his attempt to clinch.
The fighters circling - Pants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pants scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Pants misses with a series of wild punches. #T2#
Pants throws a leg kick but Jackson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pants misses with the body kick
and Jackson counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jackson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jackson scores with a jab. Pants acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Pants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pants tries a quick counter leg kick but Jackson is wise to it.
Jackson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pants doesn't seem bothered though.
Pants throws an off balance right hand
enabling Jackson to counter with a crisp jab.
Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jackson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
A low kick from Pants is predictable there
and Jackson counters with a right hand to the body.
Pants throws a chopping leg kick but Jackson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
An inside leg kick from Pants misses.
Pants moves out of range as Jackson strikes.
Jackson slips under a jab from Pants.
Nice straight punches there by Pants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pants.#T3##CL#
Jackson moves into the clinch.
Jackson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kilo Jackson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right from Pants on the inside.
Pants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jackson can't find room to land a body shot as Pants controls the action.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pants's elbow.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pants's elbow.
Jackson is pushing Pants up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Pants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jackson is keeping busy.
Pants wants to get back to striking at distance but Jackson won't allow it.
Pants tries to work over Jackson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pants tries to break free but Jackson pushes him back against the cage.
Jackson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pants backwards.
Jackson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jackson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pants backwards. #T4#
Jackson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC2#
Pants breaks from the clinch.
Pants keeps the fight on the outside.
Pants scores with a leg kick.
Jackson dodges the punch combination from Pants.
Pants fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackson wants to clinch up but Pants keeps it at a distance.
Jackson moves in looking to clinch but Pants pushes him off.
Pants misses with a wild combination.
Pants walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jackson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pants throws a body shot but no joy.
Pants with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pants lands with a nice body punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pants has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 28:29
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!

A very excited looking Poopie Pants made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Primal 54 New Years Blast     
Date:   Dec 31, 2016
#R1#
A jab from Plisskin misses.
Pants appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
We've been informed that Plisskin has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Plisskin defending well as Pants loads up on a big left hand.
Plisskin throws a combination that misses
and Pants counters with a left and a right that stings Plisskin. #CL2#
Plisskin moves into the clinch successfully.
Pants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Plisskin lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Plisskin.
Plisskin swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC#
Pants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Plisskin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Plisskin misses with a takedown attempt - Pants sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Pants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Plisskin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.
Pants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Plisskin scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Plisskin avoids the body shot from Pants.
Plisskin is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Plisskin misses with the combination.
Pants appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#T1#
Plisskin scores with a hook to the body. Pants takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Plisskin throws a jab but it's blocked by Pants.
Pants misses with a right hand
and Plisskin counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pants misses with a hook.
Pants tests Plisskin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pants takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CL2#
Plisskin drives through and clinches with Pants against the cage.
Pants stalling the fight.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Plisskin.
I was talking to Pants's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.#BC#
Pants breaks the clinch.
Plisskin tries to clinch there but Pants circles away. #CL2#
Pants tries to keep at a distance but Plisskin has taken the fight into the clinch.#T2##BC#
Pants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Plisskin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pants fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Plisskin has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Plisskin blocks a leg kick.
Plisskin lands a nice hook to Pants's body. Pants takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Plisskin.
Plisskin throws a lazy right hand but Pants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Plisskin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pants.
Nice shot by Plisskin.
Plisskin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pants.
Plisskin walks into a stiff left hand from Pants.
Plisskin lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Plisskin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Plisskin fails with an attempt to clinch. #T3##TD2#
Plisskin scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Plisskin gets to mount! Pants was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Pants is wriggling around trying to escape.
Plisskin putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Plisskin fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Pants tries to hold on but Plisskin pushes him away.
BOOM! Plisskin connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Pants tries to reverse the position but Plisskin maintains control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Plisskin controlling from the full mount.
Pants wants to hold on but Plisskin pushes him away.
Plisskin landing strikes from the mount.
Plisskin has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB2#
Plisskin working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. #T4#
Pants regains half guard.
Pants trying to hold on to Plisskin's head to control him but Plisskin postures up.
Plisskin is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Plisskin controlling the action here.#SUB2#
Plisskin seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB#
Pants looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pants has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Plisskin is working away from the top position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake Plisskin dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Pants lands with a good body shot.
Plisskin slips under a jab.
Plisskin on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Plisskin scores with a decent looking hook.
Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#CL2#
Plisskin clinches up with Pants and pushes him back against the cage.
Pants stalling in the clinch but Plisskin improves position. #BC#
Pants breaks the clinch.
Pants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Plisskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Plisskin connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Plisskin scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Plisskin is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Pants will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Plisskin swings for the body but Pants moves out of range. #T1#
Pants scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Plisskin tries to clinch up but Pants circles away and keeps his distance.
Pants misses with a two punch combination.
Pants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Plisskin.
Plisskin feints the counter takedown.
Jab by Plisskin.
Plisskin moves out of range as Pants strikes.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Plisskin is just out of range.
Plisskin checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Plisskin! But no joy.
Pants closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Plisskin ducks under a wild hook from Pants.
Poopie Pants is winning the standup battle so far.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Plisskin is defended easily by Pants.
Plisskin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T2#
Plisskin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Plisskin fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Pants getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pants scores with a push kick.
Plisskin misses with a takedown attempt
and Pants counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Poopie Pants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Snake Plisskin.
Plisskin throws a lazy uppercut
and Pants counters with a nice uppercut.
Pants missing with a left hand there. Plisskin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Plisskin looks to score with a jab to the body but Pants is just out of range.
Plisskin looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Pants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pants throws a body punch but Plisskin moves out of range.
Plisskin swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T3#
Plisskin slips under a jab.
Plisskin throws a jab but it's blocked by Pants.
Poopie Pants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Plisskin misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Plisskin misses with a body punch
and Pants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Snake Plisskin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Plisskin shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Pants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Plisskin tries for a takedown but Pants circles away easily
and Pants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pants misses with a looping left.
A punch combination from Pants misses.
Plisskin lands a nice shot to the body.
Pants scores with a nice head shot.
Plisskin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pants. #T4##CL2#
Plisskin gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Pants scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Plisskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Plisskin turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#BC#
Pants manages to break the clinch.
Plisskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pants feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Pants avoids the body shot from Plisskin.
Plisskin takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A leg kick checked by Plisskin.
Pants looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pants ducks right into an uppercut from Plisskin.
Plisskin looks for a takedown but Pants sprawls well.
Pants throwing a counter right hand but Plisskin manages to avoid it.
Pants throws a body shot but no joy.
Pants misses with a straight right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R3#
Plisskin misses the shot to the body.
Pants scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Plisskin has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Plisskin.
Pants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Plisskin misses the shot to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Pants misses the target.
Pants misses with a straight left.
Plisskin appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Pants lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#CL2#
Plisskin forces Pants back against the cage and clinches.
Plisskin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pants digs a right hand into Plisskin's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Plisskin's gas tank.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Plisskin tries to throw a body punch but Pants avoids it by throwing Plisskin back against the cage. #BC#
Pants manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Plisskin takes the fight into the clinch.
Pants lands a nice knee to the body. #T1#
Pants controlling the action here for a moment.
Pants has a couple of punches blocked by Plisskin.
Plisskin throws a punch but it's blocked by Pants.
Plisskin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pants can't break the clinch.
Plisskin lands a nice shot to the body.
Pants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pants has had enough of the clinch but Plisskin keeps him there for the moment.
Pants struggles to land a body shot inside as Plisskin controls his hands.
Pants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Plisskin takes a shot to the head.
Pants tries a body shot but Plisskin blocks it.
Pants can't break the clinch.
Plisskin lands a shot to the body.
Plisskin lands a left hand. #T2#
Pants leaning against his opponent.
Plisskin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pants backwards.
Pants takes a shot to the head.
Pants prevents a body shot from Plisskin.
Pants missing with knees to the body. #TD2#
Plisskin has clasped his hands together around Pants's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pants tries to control but Plisskin manages to take his back.
Plisskin connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Pants to escape the position.
Plisskin is not going to allow Pants to sit and survive in this position. #SUB2#
Plisskin is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Pants has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Pants trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Pants might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T3#
A bit of a pause in the action here. Plisskin controlling the positon.
Plisskin scores with punches from the back.
Plisskin punishes Pants with strikes from the back mount.
Pants trying to control the hands but Plisskin breaks the grip.
Plisskin scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Will Plisskin go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Pants trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Plisskin is trying to stick to Pants's back but Pants is turning into Plisskin. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Plisskin's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Pants.#SUB2#
Plisskin is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #T4#
Pants forces his way into half guard.#SUB#
Pants is working for a submission of some sort.
Pants not landing any meaningful shots this time. #SUB#
Pants is looking for a kimura here.
Pants wants to take a breather but Plisskin is having none of it.
Snake Plisskin has got the better of the ground game so far.
Plisskin trying to hold on to Pants's head to control him but Pants postures up. #SUB#
Pants is looking for a kimura but Plisskin is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Pants to get the leverage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake Plisskin really dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R4#
A looping hook to the body misses from Plisskin. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Plisskin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Plisskin throws a body shot but no joy.
Pants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Plisskin.
Plisskin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Plisskin lands with a straight right. Pants didn't see that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants slips a straight right by Plisskin.
An attempted straight right counter from Pants misses the target.
Plisskin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pants tries to work over Plisskin's front leg with a kick but Plisskin checks it.
Plisskin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Plisskin with a poor takedown
and Pants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T1#
Pants attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pants misses with a looping left.
Pants throws a leg kick
and Plisskin counters with a stiff right hand.
Good leg kick by Pants there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pants tries to score with a low kick but Plisskin moves his leg out of the way.
Plisskin throws a lazy uppercut
and Plisskin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Plisskin doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Pants counters with a nice uppercut.
Pants walks into a stiff left hand from Plisskin.
Pants slips a jab from Plisskin.
Pants feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Pants cracks Plisskin with an open hand slap.
Plisskin looks to score with a jab to the body but Pants is just out of range.#T2#
Pants throws a combination that misses #CL2#
and Plisskin counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Plisskin.
Pants working hard to break the clinch.
Pants wants to stall.
Pants can't find room to land a body shot as Plisskin controls the action.
Pants pressing his opponent against the cage.
Pants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pants can't break the clinch. #BC#
Pants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Plisskin throws a body shot but no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants misses with a straight right.
Plisskin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pants walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#T3#
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Plisskin.
Pants takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Pants avoids the body shot from Plisskin.
Pants appears to be looking for a big counter.
Plisskin with a poor takedown
and Pants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Poopie Pants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Snake Plisskin.
Pants misses with a series of wild punches.
Plisskin throws a poor cross that misses
and Pants counters with a right hand to the body.
Plisskin throws a jab but it's blocked by Pants.
Plisskin swings for the body but Pants moves out of range.
Pants throws a series of punches but Plisskin avoids them all with ease.
Plisskin looks for a takedown but Pants sprawls well.
Plisskin shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Pants pinned against the cage. Pants gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #T4#
Plisskin takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.
Plisskin jabs at Pants's body.
Plisskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
Pants throws a leg kick which misses Plisskin's front leg but catches the back leg as Plisskin tries to avoid it.
Plisskin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pants counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Plisskin throws the left hand but Pants avoids the punch easily.
Plisskin throws a lazy uppercut
and Pants counters with a leg kick.
Plisskin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Pants throws a jab when Plisskin was well out of range.
Plisskin scores with a jab. Pants acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Poopie Pants will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R5#
Pants moves away from the strike by Plisskin.
Plisskin doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Pants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pants punishes Plisskin's body with a nice straight punch.
Pants throws out a leg kick but Plisskin moves out of range and Pants only half commits.
Plisskin is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A jab from Plisskin misses.
Plisskin cracks Pants with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Plisskin throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Pants just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants needs to keep his hands up - Plisskin had a free shot at his head there.
Plisskin shoots and misses
and Plisskin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Plisskin misses with a body shot.
A slow jab from Plisskin misses its intended target. #T1#
Plisskin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pants misses with an uppercut. Plisskin saw that one coming.
Plisskin ducks under a wild hook from Pants.
Pants slips a straight right by Plisskin.
A jab lands there for Pants.
Pants scores with a decent looking hook.
Pants throws out a powerful jab.
Pants avoids the body shot from Plisskin.
Plisskin misses with a body shot.
Pants was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Plisskin slips under a jab.
Plisskin misses with a straight right.
Plisskin misses with a body shot. #T2#
Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Plisskin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pants's hands.
Plisskin tries to clinch but Pants is having none of it.
Pants swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Plisskin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Plisskin shoots in for a double leg but Pants sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pants is looking to counter punch.
Poopie Pants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Snake Plisskin.
Plisskin misses with a wild body shot.
Pants throws out a loose jab but Plisskin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Plisskin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pants scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Plisskin goes for a double leg but Pants avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Pants continues to drive forward.
Pants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Plisskin.
Pants's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Pants duly obliges. #TD2#
Plisskin looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Pants!#T3#
Plisskin working away.
Pants is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Plisskin scores with punches from side control.
Plisskin trying to control the position but Pants is working away.
Plisskin might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Pants haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Pants tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Pants trying to control the action but Plisskin just sinks the hooks in. #T4#
Pants looking very determined here, making life difficult for Plisskin. #SUB2#
Pants is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Plisskin gets his way!
Pants just trying to survive but Plisskin is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Pants tries to escape the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Poopie Pants.
I think Pants has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 48:47
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 48:47
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!

A victorious Poopie Pants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Primal 52     
Date:   Dec 09, 2016
#R1#
Pants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Nelson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pants scores with a one two! Nelson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nelson throws a low kick but Pants avoids it.
Pants fires out a quick counter leg kick but Nelson just manages to avoid it.
Pants throws a leg kick which misses Nelson's front leg but catches the back leg as Nelson tries to avoid it.
Nelson looks to throw the jab but Pants is out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Pants.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Nelson is just out of range.
Pants throws a leg kick but Nelson moved away.
Nelson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pants.
Pants throws a leg kick but Nelson sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nelson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A low kick from Nelson is predictable there
and Pants counters with a nice uppercut.
Pants misses with a hook #CL2#
and Nelson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pants tries to throw a body punch but Nelson avoids it by throwing Pants back against the cage.
Nelson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pants or not. #BC#
Pants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T1#
Pants swings away with a body shot that misses
and Nelson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nelson misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
Pants uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nelson.
Pants fires out a quick counter leg kick but Nelson just manages to avoid it.
A shot to the body from Pants misses
and Pants takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pants misses with a body shot.
Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nelson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nelson misses the body punch
and Pants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nelson works the jab nicely.
Nelson avoids a kick to the body.
Nelson just misses with a punch to the body. #T2#
Pants throws out a leg kick but Nelson moves out of range and Pants only half commits.
Pants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pants is looking to wear down Nelson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pants drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good standup being displayed there by Pants as he connects with a hook.
Pants misses with a low kick.
Pants lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pants throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nelson.
Nelson misses with an uppercut
and Pants counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nelson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Pants misses with a few strikes there.
Nelson moves out of range of the strikes.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T3#
The fighters circling - Pants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nelson throws a body shot but no joy.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nelson was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
A telegraphed right hand from Nelson misses the target.
Nelson slips under a jab.
Pants takes a swing at Nelson's ribcage but misses.
Pants connects with a crisp jab.
Pants misses with a head kick.
Nelson with a nice cross.
Nelson missing with a left hand there. Pants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Nelson.
Pants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Nelson counters with a nice body shot. #T4#
Pants avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nelson.
Nelson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
Nelson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pants scores with a crisp jab that stopped Nelson in his tracks.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Nelson.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pants.
Pants throws a low kick but it's checked well by Nelson.
Nelson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nelson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that round.
That's time! Pants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Pants is looking to score with low kicks.
Nelson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nelson throws an off balance right hand
and Pants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nelson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pants's head backwards.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Nelson crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Pants - the referee stops the clock and Nelson gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Pants. Nelson manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Nelson tries to move into range but Pants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nelson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pants throws out a loose jab but Nelson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nelson tries to counter by closing the distance.
Pants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nelson.
Nelson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nelson can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pants moves forwards but Nelson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nelson with a jab.
Nelson pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T1#
Nelson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pants.
Nelson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nelson slips under a jab from Pants.
A slapping body kick lands there for Pants.
Nelson missing with a left hand there. Pants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nelson swings for the body but Pants moves out of range.
Pants's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nelson under the eye.
Nelson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nelson looks to score with a jab to the body but Pants is just out of range.
Pants looks to throw the jab but Nelson is out of range.
Pants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nelson moves away.#T2#
Nelson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Poopie Pants is winning the standup battle so far.
Nelson fails to land with a series of punches.
Nelson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Nelson misses with a left hand
and Nelson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pants misses with a head kick.
Nelson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
Pants throws a head kick but Nelson moves out of range.
Pants lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pants moves out of range of the strikes.
Pants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Poopie Pants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nelson manages to avoid it.
Nelson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants. #T3#
Pants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pants throws a solid leg kick but Nelson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Pants.
Pants misses with a hook
letting Nelson counter with a right hand.
Pants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nelson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Nelson tries to land a leg kick but Pants saw it coming and moves away.
Pants throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Nelson.
A swing and a miss from Pants.
Nelson swings for the body but Pants moves out of range.
Pants shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Nelson eats them both and turns towards Pants to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Nelson connects with a looping right hand.
Pants connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nelson cracks Pants with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pants lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nelson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nelson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pants throws the left hand but Nelson avoids the punch easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Pants misses the target.
Nelson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pantss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jab, jab by Pants - just one landing.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Nelson.
Pants throws a low kick, looking for Nelson's leg but Nelson calmly moves out of range.
Pants shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pants is looking to slow Nelson down with leg kicks.
Pants slips a jab from Nelson.
It looked like Pants was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Nelson.
Pants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Nelson misses with a straight left.
A quick step to the side and Pants tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pants checks a leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Pants. Those never looked like landing.
Nelson looks to land a left hand but Pants moved out of range nicely.
Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nelson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pants throwing a counter right hand but Nelson manages to avoid it.
Nelson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Pants lands with a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nelson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pants moves away.
Nelson throws a chopping leg kick but Pants manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pants half committed to a counter leg kick.
Pants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Nelson.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nelson. #T1#
Nelson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pants on the side of the head.
Pants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nelson circles away quickly and effectively.
Pants swings for the body but Nelson moves out of range.
Nelson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pants.
Nelson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nelson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pants moves into range and connects with a jab.
Pants takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pants staying out of range there.
Nelson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nelson thinking.
Nelson slips a straight right by Pants.#T2#
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants scores with a jab. Nelson acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pants.
Pants does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pants scores with a leg kick.
Nelson misses with a straight left.
Nelson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nelson looks to throw the jab but Pants is out of range.
Pants throws a leg kick that is checked
and Nelson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nelson lands a nice looking body shot.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nelson.
Pants throwing a counter right hand but Nelson manages to avoid it.
Azumah Nelson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pants lands with a right hand. #T3#
Pants throws a predictable looking body shot
and Nelson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pants jabs at Nelson's body.
Pants throws a jab when Nelson was well out of range.
A shot to the body from Nelson misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Nelson moves out of range as Pants throws a body kick.
Pants misses with a looping left.
Nelson wants to counter with a clinch but Pants pushes him away.
Pants throws a head kick that misses.
Nelson lands with a good body shot.
Pants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Pants moves out of range.
Pants is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Pants thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nelson tries to counter with a clinch but Pants shakes him off and moves away.#T4#
Pants lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nelson's sensitive parts.
Pants throws a lazy right hand but Nelson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pants slips a jab from Nelson.
Nelson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nelson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Pants misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nelson steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Pants.
Pants scores with a jab to the head.
Poopie Pants is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pants takes a swing at Nelson's ribcage but misses.
Pants punishes Nelson's body with a nice straight punch.
Nelson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nelson throws a lazy right hand but Pants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Pants, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!

A relieved looking Poopie Pants thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Azumah Nelson spoke after the fight, saying 'the slowest learner I have ever had. lol had no chance'.

 

Event: Primal 50 Green v Pants     
Date:   Nov 20, 2016
#R1#
Pants moves out of range of the body kick.
Green looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pants tries a low kick but Green avoids it.
Green throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Green takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Green avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Green dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pants. That did some damage!
Pants throws a series of punches but Green moves out of range.
Green tried to counter with a leg kick but Pants avoided it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Pants is predictable there
and Green counters with a solid body kick.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Green misses with a low kick.
Pants lands with a nice combination. Green backs away looking to recover.#T1#
Pants misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Green wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice jab there from Pants.
Green lands with a shot to the body.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Green is out of range and Pants settles back down.
Pants misses with a jab, cross combination.
Green lands a nice hook to Pants's body. Pants takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Green misses with a leg kick.
Pants was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Blake Green seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pants misses the shot to the body.
Pants takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
An inside leg kick lands from Pants.
A lazy left from Green finds it's target.
Green uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pants.#T2#
Pants throws a body shot but no joy.
Pants needs to keep his hands up - Green had a free shot at his head there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Green clobbers Pants with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Pants walks forward, straight into a front kick from Green.
Green is looking to wear down Pants with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Green takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pants moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Green throws a hook to the side of Pants's head but Pants sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pants now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Pants takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Pants connects with a body shot that sends Green's belly button to the back.
Pants feints and then cracks Green's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Green down.
Green just misses with a punch to the body.
Green throws a looping overhand right but Pants ducks down to avoid it. #T3#
Pants misses with an uppercut. Green saw that one coming.
Pants lands a really nice looking cross but Green seems unphased.
Green looks to land a left hand but Pants moved out of range nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pants. That's going to slow Green down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green misses with a wild body shot.
Pants connects with a leg kick. Green looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pants.
Pants with a hook.
Pants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A head kick misses from Pants.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pants.#T4#
Green fakes the leg kick and cracks Pants in the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pants cracks Green with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pants takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pants connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Green momentarily.
Pants throws a head kick but Green moves out of range.
Pants slips under a jab from Green.
Green blocks a head kick by Pants.
Green with a nice cross.
Pants throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
Green misses with an uppercut.
Pants replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Green blocks it well.
Pants swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Green tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Green avoids the body shot from Pants.
It looked like Green was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pants.
A swing and a miss from Pants.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Nice shot by Green.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green throws a right hand that misses
and Pants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pants throws out a leg kick but Green moves out of range and Pants only half commits.
Pants works the jab nicely.
Pants connects with a body shot that sends Green's belly button to the back.
Green ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pants takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Green might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
A head kick misses from Green.
And Pants responds with a good body kick, but Green manages to step out the way in time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Green moves into the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Green.
A short right from Green.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants misses with a body punch.
Green lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pants has Green pressed against the cage. #T1#
Pants misses with a punch on the inside.
Green prevents Pants from breaking the clinch.
Green digs a right hand underneath Pants's ribcage. Pants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Green scores with a nice hook to the head.
Green lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pants tries to work over Green's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Green tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pants has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Green.
A left hand lands to the body for Green.
Green misses with a punch to the body.
Pants can't get the takedown.
Pants has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Green is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Pants tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Green smiles and moves away.
Blake Green has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poopie Pants.
Green throws the left hand but Pants avoids the punch easily.
Pants lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Green backs up against the cage.
Pants takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T2#
Pants misses with an uppercut. Green saw that one coming.
Pants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Green throws out the jab.
Pants throws a fast counter high kick but Green manages to duck under it in time.
Green lands a leg kick that knocks Pants off balance momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Green moves into range and connects with a jab.
Green lands an overhand right.
Green takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses. #CL#
Green closes the distance and clinches.
A nice left hand lands by Green. #BC2#
Pants breaks from the clinch.
Green has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A slow jab from Green misses its intended target.
Green dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pants. That did some damage!
Pants misses with the combination. #T3#
Green slips under a jab from Pants.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green lands an overhand right.
Pants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Green wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Green swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Green takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.
Pants misses with a kick to the body.
Pants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #CL#
Green moves into the clinch.
Green tries to work over Pants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pants taking a breather.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Green has him pressed against the cage.#T4#
Pants is trying to break the clinch but Green is controlling him.
Pants tries to pull guard but Green forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Pants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Green walks away with a smile on his face. Pants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Green attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pants is looking to chop away at Green's legs.
Green swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pants counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Green misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Poopie Pants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Green sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Green is out of range and Pants settles back down.
Green ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pants closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Green throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green lands with a straight right. Pants didn't see that one coming.#CL#
Green gets a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blake Green dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R3#
Green takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Green throws a head kick that misses.
Pants appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sloppy strikes from Pants. Those never looked like landing.
Green's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pants connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Green scrambles back to his feet.
Green keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A quick step to the side and Green tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Green at a distance.
Green swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Green fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Green does it's job there.
Green punishes Pants's body with a nice straight punch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Green. That's going to slow Pants down.
A big left from Pants misses. #T1#
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Pants scores with a body shot.
Green misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
Pants let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pants connects with a crisp jab.
Green throws a low kick, looking for Pants's leg but Pants calmly moves out of range.
Pants tries to score with a low kick but Green moves his leg out of the way.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pants takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Green misses with a body shot #CL2#
and Pants counters by clinching up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pants.
Pants misses with the head strike.
A body shot lands from Green.
Green goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T2#
Green goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Green keeps control of Pants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Green fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pants wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pants has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Green seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Pants can turn it around.
Green tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pants's elbow.
Pants blocks a body shot from Green. #BC2#
Pants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A big left from Green misses.
Green scores with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Green lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pants thuds his right hand into Green's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Green lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Green throws a big shot that misses.#T3#
Pants scores with a jab to the head.
Pants misses with a wild combination.
Pants lands a jab to the nose.
Green throws a body shot but no joy.
Green swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pants is looking for the big counter here.
Pants lands a jab to the head.
Pants fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Green on the side of the head.
Pants blocks a jab.
Green looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Green throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green. #T4#
Pants misses with a straight right.
Green throws out a loose jab but Pants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Green moves out of range of the body kick from Pants.
Pants staying out of range there.
Pants slips under a jab from Green.
Nice defenses there by Pants.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pants! But no joy.
Green stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pants.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Green misses with a left hand
and Pants counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Green ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pants moves away.
Pants misses with a jab to the body
and Green counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Green scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Blake Green did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R4#
Green has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Green there as he acknowledges the shot.
Pants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Green. That did some damage!
Green misses with a kick to the body.
Pants throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
As Pants backs away, Green returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Green looks to land a right hand but Pants moved out of range.
Green lands with a right hand.
Pants tries to land a front kick but Green steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Green appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Green lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Green thinks about countering with a body kick.
Green swings widly with a right hand
and Pants counters with a left to the body.
Green lands with a straight right. Pants didn't see that one coming.
Green throws the left hand but Pants avoids the punch easily.#T1#
Green works the jab nicely.
Green throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pants unleashes a big counter combination but Green bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Green takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.
Green throws a quick inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Pants misses the target.
A little feinted left hand from Green on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Green lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pants's sensitive parts.
Pants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#CL#
Green rushes Pants and presses him up against the cage.
Pants tries to pull guard but Green holds him up against the cage and eventually Pants drops back down to his feet.
Green is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Green's elbow.
Green softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pants works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Green.#T2#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pants.
Pants tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Green just stands there and leans against the cage.
Pants has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Green is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Blake Green has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poopie Pants.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Green has him pressed against the cage.
Green tries to work over Pants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pants scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Green misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pants tries a body shot but Green blocks it.
Good body shot from Green.
Pants is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Pants tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pants wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Green has him pressed against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Green.
Green lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Green tries to work over Pants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Blake Green has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Pants has had enough of the clinch but Green keeps him there for the moment.
Green is leaning against Pants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Green lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pants backwards. #T3#
Green scores with a shoulder strike.
Pants lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pants wants to break free but Green has control.
A short uppercut from Green.
Pants fails to pull guard.
Green misses with a body punch.
Green scores with a shot to the side of Pants's head.
Pants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Green walks away with a smile on his face. Pants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Pants on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Green. Green obviously looking to wear him down.
Pants fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Green has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That kick from Green tenderised Pants's leg. Pants is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pants has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pants there as he acknowledges the shot.
Green moves out of range of the leg kick from Pants.
Green misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Pants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Pants takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #T4##CL#
Green moves into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants goes for a takedown in the clinch but Green prevents it.
Pants can't find room to land a body shot as Green controls the action.
Green is working Pants over against the cage.#BC#
Green breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Green ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pants moves away.
Green throws a leg kick but Pants sees it coming and moves out of range.
Green misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a stiff right hand.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Pants tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Green is able to avoid easily.
Pants throws an off balance right hand
and Green counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blake Green had his way with Poopie Pants in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R5#
Pants takes a swing at Green's ribcage but misses.
Green misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
Green scores with a nice body kick.
Green throws an overhand right that lands on Pants's shoulder, as Pants tries to avoid the shot.
Pants steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Green.
Pants throws a nice inside leg kick.
Green scores with a body shot.
Pants throws a leg kick but Green sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Green takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants staying out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Green moves out of range of the body kick from Pants. #T1#
Pants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Green throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Green misses with a wild body shot.
Green avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
It looked like Green wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pants swings away with a body shot that misses
and Green counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Pants misses the shot to the body.
Green misses with an uppercut.
Green throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. #T2#
Green pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Green backing away here, and Pants unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Green tries to clinch up but Pants circles away and keeps his distance.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pants throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Green shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pants tries a head kick but it misses.
Pants fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Green on the side of the head.
Pants slips a straight right by Green.
Green scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Green has time to react.
Green on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.#T3#
Pants misses with a body shot.
Green misses the shot to the body.
Green misses with a body shot.
Pants misses with an attempted mid kick.
Green lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Pants backs up against the cage.
Pants throws a leg kick that misses.
Pants avoids the head kick by Green.
Pants swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.
Pants fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Green throws the left hand but Pants avoids the punch easily.
Pants only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jab from Green.#T4#
Green lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Green avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants ducks right into an uppercut from Green.
Poopie Pants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Green shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pants.
Pants throws a looping overhand right but Green ducks down to avoid it.
Green throws a lazy right hand but Pants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Green throws a head kick but Pants moves out of range.
Green throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Blake Green is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Pants lands with a cross.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Blake Green.
Well Green has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 49:46
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 49:46
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blake Green!

Blake Green retains his featherweight title!
Blake Green gave a mention to Lion Fightwear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: Primal 48     
Date:   Nov 04, 2016
#R1#
Sirven misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
Pants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sirven uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Sirven tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Pants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Pants slips under a jab.
Sirven closes the distance and clinches up with Pants, looking for a takedown. Sirven pushes Pants against the cage but Pants circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Pants cracks Sirven with an open hand slap.
A jab from Sirven misses.
Pants scores with a jab. Sirven acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #TD2#
Sirven feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Sirven's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pants is pulling down on Sirven's head. It's preventing any offense from Sirven, at least for the moment.
Sirven not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T1#
Pants working a defensive guard here. #SUB#
Pants working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sirven doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sirven manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Sirven has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pants working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sirven.
Pants is pulling down on Sirven's head to control his posture.
Sirven distracts Pants with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB#
Pants is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Sirven is aware though and is defending well.
Sirven postures up. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Sirven preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sirven is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Sirven wants to control from the top but Pants keeps moving.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Sirven's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Sirven wants to pass the guard but Pants is keeping the position.
Sirven's corner is telling him to maintain position.#SUB#
Pants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Sirven pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pants is keeping the position for now. #T3#
Sirven passes into half guard.
Sirven not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pants holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Pants wants to stand back up but Sirven manages to pass into side control.
Pants being controlled for a moment.
Sirven scoring with punches from side control.
Sirven is chipping away with strikes. #T4#
Pants is being controlled here.
Sirven lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
You can see the frustration on Pants's face as Sirven controls the position.
You can see the frustration on Pants's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Pants stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
Pants tries to bench press Sirven off him but Sirven keeps the position.
Sirven tries to move into full mount but can't pass Pants's legs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sirven lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Pants throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
Sirven working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacque Sirven dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Sirven doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Pants darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Sirven pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pants is out of range and Sirven settles back down.
A head kick misses from Sirven.
Sirven misses with a straight left.
Sirven rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sirven defending well as Pants loads up on a big left hand.
A big right from Pants misses.
Sirven fails with the takedown.
As Sirven looks to move away, Pants throws a big counter combo but Sirven just gets out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants throws the left hand but Sirven avoids the punch easily.
Sirven with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pants throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sirven shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T1#
A big left from Sirven misses.
Sirven takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sirven takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Sirven lands with a shot to the body.
Pants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sirven throws a jab when Pants was well out of range.
Pants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pants connects with a leg kick. Sirven looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pants misses with a hook. Sirven ducked under it nicely.
Pants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sirven.
Sirven throws an overhand right that lands on Pants's shoulder, as Pants tries to avoid the shot.
Sirven with a poor takedown
and Pants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sirven thinking.
Poopie Pants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jacque Sirven.
Sirven is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pants sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #T2#
Pants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pants misses with a wild body shot.
Sirven shoots in for a takedown but Pants shows good takedown defense.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sirven takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Sirven throws a jab when Pants was well out of range.
Pants lands a lovely overhand right.#TD#
Sirven gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Sirven pulls Pants in close to prevent any damage. #SUB2#
Sirven has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Pants can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sirven being controlled here, momentarily. #T3#
Pants pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sirven is keeping the position for now.
Pants wants to control from the top but Sirven keeps moving.
Pants is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Sirven is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Sirven has his foot on Pants's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Pants works his way back into a safe position though.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Sirven holds on and takes a little breather. #SUB2#
Sirven is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Sirven keeping moving, preventing Pants from controlling successfully.
Pants stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sirven swivels though and keeps the full guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Pants misses with a low kick.
A nice side step and Sirven releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A swing and a miss from Pants.
Sirven misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Pants misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sirven throws a shot from downtown. Pants moves away and avoids it.
Pants misses with a low kick.
Sirven changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#TD2#
Sirven feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#ES#
Pants has his feet on Sirven's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Nice defenses there by Pants.
Pants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sirven doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Pants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Poopie Pants is winning the standup battle so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pants leaves Sirven with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Pants misses with an uppercut.
Sirven is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.#T1#
Pants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pants.
Sirven takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sirven looks to land a left hand but Pants moved out of range nicely.
Sirven on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pants on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Pants takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sirven throws a lazy uppercut
and Pants counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Sirven misses with a wild body shot.
Sirven tries to score a power double leg takedown but Pants sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Sirven somewhat.
Poopie Pants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jacque Sirven.#T2#
Sirven throws a jab when Pants was well out of range.
Pants tries to land a front kick but Sirven steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants walks into a stiff left hand from Sirven.
Poopie Pants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pants moves out of range as Sirven strikes.
Pants defending well as Sirven loads up on a big left hand.
Sirven bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Pants lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sirven scores with a hook.
Sirven misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Nice uppercut lands for Pants. That snapped Sirven's head back. #T3#
Sirven takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.
Sirven misses with a looping left.
Pants appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Sirven ducks under a wild hook from Pants.
Sirven changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Pants tries to avoid it but Sirven manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Pants to the ground. Pants escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Sirven is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pants.
Pants was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Sirven is just out of range.
Sirven fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.
Sirven fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Pants lands with a good body shot.
Sirven connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pants. Pants circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sirven uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pants.
Pants stuns Sirven with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T4#
Pants lands the left hand.
Sirven avoids the body shot from Pants.
Pants lands with a right hand.
Sirven uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pants.
Sirven with the counter takedown but Pants avoids it easily.
Pants tries to score with a low kick but Sirven moves his leg out of the way.
Sirven feints the counter takedown.
Sirven lands a nice shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sirven will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Pants lands a jab to the head.
Pants misses with a wild body shot.
Sirven tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Sirven swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pants counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pants connects with a high kick.
Sirven pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sirven throws a jab but it's blocked by Pants.

And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Pants has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!

Poopie Pants seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Primal 44     
Date:   Sep 30, 2016
#R1#
Pants scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Campobello doesn't seem bothered though.
Pants swings for the body but Campobello moves out of range.
Pants throws a hook to the side of Campobello's head but Campobello sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pants lands with an uppercut that bounces Campobello off the cage and back into range.
A telegraphed right hand from Pants misses the target.
Campobello seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Pants scores with a jab to the body.
Poopie Pants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Campobello rushes Pants and presses him up against the cage.
Pants cracks Campobello with a nice body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pants.
Campobello lands with a left to the head.
Pants looking to slow down the pace here.
Pants tries to throw a body punch but Campobello avoids it by throwing Pants back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pants.
Pants throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Campobellos head.
Campobello lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pants backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Campobello scores with a shoulder strike.
Pants tries a body shot but Campobello blocks it. #T1#
Campobello lands a nice shot to the body.
Campobello definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Good body shot from Campobello.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Campobello as Pants tries to tie him up.
Pants trying to land knees to the body.
Pants pushes Campobello back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pants misses with some punches.
Campobello swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pants can't break the clinch.
Campobello trying to stall but Pants improves his position.
Pants throws an elbow that misses.
Campobello tries to stall but Pants uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Pants presses Campobello against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pants throws a punch but it's blocked by Campobello.
Pants throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Campobello is trying to maintain a safe position but Pants gets an underhook and turns Campobello into the cage.
Pants throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#T2#
Campobello stalling in the clinch but Pants improves position.
Pants blocks a body shot from Campobello.
Campobello has Pants pressed against the cage, preventing Pants from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pants's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Pants stalling the fight.
Pants continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Pants wants to take the fight to the mat but Campobello manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Pants misses with a body punch.
Campobello trying to stall but Pants improves his position.
Campobello prevents a body shot from Pants.
Pants lands a nice uppercut.
Pants scores with a nice hook to the head.
Campobello slows down the pace here.
Campobello lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants tries to work over Campobello's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Campobello connects with a knee to the head. #T3#
Campobello landing knees to the body. #BC2#
Pants breaks the clinch.
Pants throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Pants lands with a nice body punch.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Campobello was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
Campobello shoots for a double leg takedown but Pants sprawls well. He's pushed Campobello's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Pants tests Campobello's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pants - that will leave a mark!
Pants lands a jab to Campobello's midsection.
Campobello on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Campobello checks a leg kick.#T4#
Campobello keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pants.
Pants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut there from Pants.
Pants throws a hook but Campobello avoids it easily.
A cross from Pants lands.
Campobello steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pants.
Pants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Campobello. That did some damage!
Campobello takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Campobello fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Campobello gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pants.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Pants bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Campobello's head backwards.
Pants misses with a body shot.
Campobello seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Pants jabs Campobello to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Campobello gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pants.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Campobello tries to close the distance and clinch but Pants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pants lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Campobello slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Campobello sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pants throws a series of punches but Campobello avoids them all with ease.
Pants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Campobello. That did some damage!
Pants lands a nice leg kick that just misses Campobello's sensitive parts. #T1#
Campobello on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Campobello is looking to clinch.
Campobello bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pants misses with an uppercut #CL#
and Campobello moves into the clinch.
Campobello blocks a body shot from Pants. #BC2#
Pants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sam Campobello is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Pants misses with a punch on the inside.
Pants controlling the action here for a moment.
Campobello lands a body shot.
Still in the clinch, Campobello scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pants struggles to land a body shot inside as Campobello controls his hands. #T2#
Campobello on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pants throws a head punch that misses.
Campobello working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Campobello throws a head punch that misses.
Pants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Campobello lands with a right to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants taking a breather.
Pants misses with a punch to the body.
Pants looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Campobello lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Campobello has Pants pressed against the cage.
Campobello tries a knee to the head but Pants blocks it.
Pants throws a punch but it's blocked by Campobello.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Campobello lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Campobello.
Pants being controlled against the cage.
Campobello tries to throw a body punch but Pants avoids it by throwing Campobello back against the cage. #T3#
Stalling in the clinch from Campobello.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Campobello.
Pants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Campobello prevents a body shot from Pants.
Campobello avoiding damage.
Knees to the body from Campobello.
Pants can't find room to land a body shot as Campobello controls the action.
Campobello swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Campobello lands with a left to the head. #BC2#
Pants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Campobello tries to clinch up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Campobello.
Poopie Pants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T4#
Pants throws a head kick but Campobello moves out of range.
Campobello is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Pants.
Campobello throws a leg kick but Pants checks it.
Pants looks to land a left hand but Campobello moved out of range nicely.
Pants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Campobello is looking to clinch.
Pants looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Campobello moves away from the strike by Pants.
Pants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A slow jab from Pants misses its intended target.
Campobello tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Campobello takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pants swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Campobello.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Campobello fails with a takedown attempt.
Campobello tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Campobello bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pants throws out a powerful jab.#TD#
Campobello darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Pants has one foot on Campobello's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Campobello throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pants's waist but Pants gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Campobello off to one side.
Pants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Campobello with a body shot.
Pants throws a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Campobello doesn't manage to clinch there - Pants circles away. #T1#
Pants jabs at Campobello's body.
Pants's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Pants duly obliges.
Campobello checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pants scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Campobello avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A jab lands there for Pants.
Campobello closes the distance but Pants moves to the side
and Pants counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Pants. #T2#
A jab from Pants finds it's way through Campobello's defenses.
Pants lands with a good body shot.
Campobello takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A good leg kick by Pants.
A shot to the liver by Pants. Beautiful body shot.
Campobello misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pants counters with a slapping leg kick.
Pants lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pants feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Campobello's calf.
Pants tries to land a leg kick but Campobello saw it coming and moves away.
Pants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#TD#
Campobello shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Pants's guard.#T3#
Campobello throws a big elbow that misses.
Pants controls Campobello momentarily but Campobello frees himself.
Campobello missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB2#
Pants working for a triangle but Campobello defends it easily.
Campobello in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #SUB2#
Pants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Pants working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Campobello doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Campobello manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Campobello postures up in Pants's guard and throws a big left but Pants blocks it.
Pants utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Pants had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Campobello defends it easily.
Campobello trying to control the position from guard on top but Pants is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Pants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Campobello tries to free his leg and advance position but Pants is retaining full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Pants winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!

An out of breath Poopie Pants thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Primal 40     
Date:   Aug 27, 2016
#R1#
Green displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pants throws out the jab.
Pants lands a jab.
Blake Green seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the body from Green misses
and Pants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Green thinking.
Green uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pants.
Pants takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Pants lands with a right hand.
Pants lands with a good body shot.
Green throws a front kick aimed at Pants's knee but Pants avoids it well.
Green throws a push kick but Pants slaps the foot to one side.
Pants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Pants connects with a body shot.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Green misses with a looping right.
Green throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Green pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pants half committed to a counter leg kick.#T1#
Green misses with a hook #CL#
and Pants moves into the clinch.
Pants tries to pull guard but Green forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Green lands with a left to the head.
Pants wants to break the clinch but can't. #BC2#
Green breaks the clinch.
Green slips a jab from Pants.
Pants looks to land a right hand but Green moved out of range.
Green throws a lazy uppercut
and Pants counters with a stiff right hand.
Pants connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Green throws a looping overhand right but Pants ducks down to avoid it.
Green throws a right hand that misses
letting Pants counter with a right hand.
Green misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
Green throws an overhand right that lands on Pants's shoulder, as Pants tries to avoid the shot.
Green misses with a straight left.
An attempted straight right counter from Pants misses the target.
Pants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pants misses with a low kick as Green jumps back.#T2#
Green fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.
Pants swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A slow jab from Green misses its intended target.
Green lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Green comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pants staying out of range there.
Green throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pants is looking to counter punch.
Pants throws a shot to the body.
Green on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Pants thuds a left hand into Green's body.
Green shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pants tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pants lands with a hook. Green tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pants throws a sloppy body shot #CL2#
and Green counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Green.
Green misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pants wants a takedown but no success here. #T3#
A nice right hand lands inside from Green.
Pants tries to pull guard but Green forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Poopie Pants. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Green pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Green takes one on the button.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pants takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Green thumps Pants with a low kick.
Pants misses the shot to the body.
Pants takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Green wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Green looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A telegraphed right hand from Green misses the target.
Pants lands the left hand.
Green has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Green takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T4#
Green throws a jab when Pants was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green catches Pants with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pants misses with a hook.
Green lands a head kick!
Pants tries to clinch but Green is having none of it.
Green keeps the fight on the outside.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Green! But no joy.
Pants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Green.
Green avoids a kick to the body.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Green.
Green pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Green takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A big left from Green misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Blake Green will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Green throws a head kick that Pants semi-blocks.
Green takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Green checks a low kick from Pants.
Pants throws a body kick that misses.
Pants throws a hook but Green avoids it easily.
Poopie Pants is winning the standup battle so far.
Green scores with a hook to the body. Pants takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Green swings widly with a right hand
and Pants counters with a good low kick that Green was not able to check.
Pants throws a hook but Green blocks it.
Green moves away from the strike by Pants.
Green thinks about the counter body kick.
Green lands a nice looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Green throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pants stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Green manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pants misses with a leg kick. #T1#
Green misses with a head kick.
Green lands a jab.
Pants's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Green connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pants scrambles back to his feet.
Green throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Pants scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Green doesn't seem bothered though.
Green lands with a good body shot.
Pants slips a straight right by Green.
Pants throws a body shot but no joy.
Pants staying out of range there.
Green drops his hands momentarily and Pants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Green throws a shot from downtown. Pants moves away and avoids it.
Pants cracks a nice hook into Green's ribs.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants throws a looping overhand right but Green ducks down to avoid it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Green in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Pants lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#CL#
Pants moves into the clinch successfully.
Pants is trying to break the clinch but Green has him pressed against the cage. #BC2#
Green's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Green takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A shot to the liver by Pants. Beautiful body shot.
Pants feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Green's calf.
Pants closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Pants scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pants tries to clinch up.
Pants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Green slips a jab from Pants.
Green throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pants stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#T3#
Pants is looking to clinch but Green is avoiding it.
Green now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Green looks to score with a jab to the body but Pants is just out of range.
Green swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Green shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Pants lands a jab to the head.
Green slips under a jab.
Green ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pants moves away.
Pants throws a body shot but no joy.
A punch lands to the side of Green 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Green misses with a lunging right hand
and Pants counters with a stiff right hand.
Green loads up on a big right hand but Pants slips the punch.
Green misses with a looping right.
Pants throws a shot from downtown. Green moves away and avoids it.
Green misses with a wild body shot. #T4#
Pants defending well as Green loads up on a big left hand.
Green throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green throws a looping overhand right but Pants ducks down to avoid it.
Pants is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pants swings widly with a right hand
enabling Green to counter with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Green scores with a nice strike.
Green avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pants tried to score with a low kick but Green checks it.
Green misses with a lunging right hand
and Pants counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nice shot by Pants.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
A big left from Pants misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Poopie Pants will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3##CL#
Pants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Pants struggles to land a body shot inside as Green controls his hands.
Green prevents the takedown attempt.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Pants has a couple of punches blocked by Green.
Green keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pants's efforts to push away.
Green blocking some punches. #BC2#
Green manages to break the clinch.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pants crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Green - the referee stops the clock and Pants gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Green. Pants manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Pants scores with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Green.
Pants takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A head kick from Green lands but Pants takes it in his stride.
Pants on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Green missing with a left hand there. Pants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T1#
Pants moves out of range as Green throws a body kick.
Pants slips under a jab.
Pants avoids a kick to the body.
Green throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants works Green's body with a nice hook.
Green keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pants.
Pants is looking to clinch.
Pants thumps Green with a low kick.
Green throws out a leg kick but Pants moves out of range and Green only half commits.
An attempted straight right counter from Pants misses the target.
Green takes one on the button.
Pants avoids the body shot from Green.
Pants throws a big shot that misses.#T2#
Green throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pants throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
Green misses with a head kick.
Green avoids the body shot from Pants.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for Green. That snapped Pants's head back.
Green is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pants.
It looked like Pants was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Green.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pants throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pants.
Green throws out a counter right but Pants avoids it with no problem.
Pants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Green makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pants steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Green. That one must have hurt.
Pants scores with a hook to the body. Green takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T3#
Green tries to land a body kick
and Pants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pants lands with a shot to the body.
Green lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Pants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Green connects with a solid leg kick.
Pants with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pants misses with a few strikes there.
Pants bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Green's head backwards.
Pants wants to clinch up but Green keeps it at a distance.
Pants connects with a looping right hand.
Pants gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Green moves away from the strike by Pants. #T4#
Good exchange - Green coming out on top.#CL#
Pants drives through and clinches with Green against the cage.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Green has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Poopie Pants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pants tries to pull guard but Green holds him up against the cage and eventually Pants drops back down to his feet.
A right handed body shot lands from Green.
Green lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Green pushes Pants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pants misses with a body punch.
Green pushes Pants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pants misses with the head strike.
Pants tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Green just stands there and leans against the cage.
Pants wants to break free but Green has control.
Green misses with a punch to the body.
Pants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Green walks away with a smile on his face. Pants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Green bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pants avoids the head kick by Green.
Pants is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Blake Green comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Green has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 28:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blake Green!

 

Event: Primal 36     
Date:   Jul 30, 2016
#R1#
Domi misses the jab.
Pants wants to counter with a clinch but Domi pushes him away.
Domi falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Pants counter with a right hand.
Pants connects with a good right hand that stumbles Domi. Domi circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Pants moves out of range as Domi strikes.
Pants now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Pants connects with a crisp jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Domi.
Pants looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nice shot lands for Pants.#CL2#
Pants fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Domi, pushing him back against the cage.
Pants is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Domi to keep the fight standing.
A left hand lands to the body for Pants. #TD2#
Pants pulls Domi into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Domi pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pants is keeping the position for now. #SUB2#
Pants looking for a triangle here. Domi is fighting it but it looks tight! Pants pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Domi is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Poopie Pants!
A relieved looking Poopie Pants thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Primal 28     
Date:   Jun 18, 2016
#R1#
Yung pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pants misses with a body kick.
Pants connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Yung throws a leg kick
and Pants counters with a two punch combo.
Yung misses with a kick to the body.
Yung lands a leg kick that knocks Pants off balance momentarily.
Yung takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Yung tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Yung showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pants.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pants.
Pants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Yung misses with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yung blocks a head kick by Pants.
Pants walks forward, straight into a front kick from Yung.
Yung throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pants tries to work over Yung's front leg with a kick but Yung checks it.
Yung looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T1#
Yung throws a nice head kick!
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Yung goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Yung throws a head kick that misses
and Pants counters with an inside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Yung throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pants looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Yung connects with a solid leg kick.
Yung fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pants is out of range.
Pants appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pants throws a chopping leg kick but Yung manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pants misses with a low kick.
Yung ducks under a wild hook from Pants.
Yung throws a head kick that Pants semi-blocks.
Yung throws a sloppy head kick and Pants moves out of range easily.
Nice defenses there by Yung.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pants scores with a spinning back kick!
Nice uppercut lands for Yung. That snapped Pants's head back. #T2#
Yung misses with a low kick.
Pants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Yung is looking to counter with a body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Yung.
Yung checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yung checks a low kick from Pants.
Pants walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Yung checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Pants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Yung with a body shot.
Yung takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Pants misses with a looping left.
Pants throws a leg kick that misses.
Yung throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yung tries a head kick but it misses.
Pants was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Pants throws a low kick but Yung moves out of range easily.
Pants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yung throws the kick towards the body but Pants avoids it.#T3#
Pants turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick by Pants misses
and Yung counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
An inside leg kick lands from Pants.
Yung with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Yung does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pants feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Yung's calf.
Yung moves out of range of the body kick.
Yung fires out a quick counter leg kick but Pants just manages to avoid it.
Yung takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Pants lands a nice shot to the body.
Yung throws a sloppy head kick
and Pants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pants scores with a crisp jab that stopped Yung in his tracks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yung.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yung tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yung lands a high kick!
Pants thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Yung if he has to take too many more of those.
Pants throws a nice inside leg kick. #T4#
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Yung throws a head kick that misses
and Pants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pants throws a nice looking combination but Yung bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Yung lands with a kick to the ribs.
Yung keeps Pants at a distance using the push kick.
Yung misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Yung closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Yung.
Yung takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Yung throws a leg kick
and Pants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yung slips a jab and a cross from Pants.
Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pants lands a jab to the head.
Pants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Poopie Pants will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Yung misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yung finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Yung blocks a head kick by Pants.
Good exchange - Pants coming out on top.
Pants takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pants chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yung can pounce on him.
Pants throws a jab when Yung was well out of range.
Yung goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yung goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Pants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yung.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Yung walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pants checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pants lands a really nice looking cross but Yung seems unphased.
Yung throws a wild body kick that Pants sees coming a mile off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Yung slips the punch.#T1#
Pants connects with a body shot.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Yung throws a chopping leg kick but Pants manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
David Yung seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Pants scores with a hook to the body. Yung takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Some bone on bone action there as Yung checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yung. That's going to slow Pants down.
Pants checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants throws a leg kick but Yung sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pants looks for the body kick but Yung saw that one coming.
Pants moves out of range of the body kick.
Yung throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Yung scores with a leg kick.
Yung with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pants to score with a decent uppercut.
Yung bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yung throws a sloppy head kick and Pants moves out of range easily.
Pants throws a push kick but Yung slaps the foot to one side.
Nice defenses there by Pants.
Pants thumps Yung with a low kick.
Pants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yung tries to land a leg kick but Pants saw it coming and moves away.
Pants moves out of range of the body kick.
Yung throws a head kick but Pants moves out of range.
Yung throws a head kick but Pants moves out of range.
Yung fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pants is out of range.
Pants unleashes a big counter combination but Yung bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Yung keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pants.
Pants blocks a leg kick.
Yung sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Pants misses with a hook.
Yung has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Pants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Pants's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T3#
Pants is looking to chop away at Yung's legs.
Pants throws a sloppy head kick and Yung moves out of range easily.
Yung misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pants tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Nice jab there from Pants.
Pants digs a good body shot into Yung's ribs.
Yung throws a chopping leg kick but Pants manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pants throws a half hearted mid kick.
Yung finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pants catches Yung with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Yung checks a leg kick nicely.
Yung finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Yung tries to score with a low kick but Pants moves his leg out of the way.
Pants raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Yung misses with a leg kick
and Pants counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T4#
Pants scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Pants moves out of range as Yung throws a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big right from Pants misses.
Pants throws a sloppy head kick and Yung moves out of range easily.
Yung tries a head kick but it misses.
Pants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pants lands a body shot.
Good leg kick by Yung there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That kick from Pants tenderised Yung's leg. Yung is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yung throws a body kick that misses.
Pants throws a fast counter high kick but Yung manages to duck under it in time.
Yung throws a leg kick
and Pants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pants connects with a jab.
Poopie Pants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Pants looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Yung tries to move into range but Pants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Yung throws a head kick but Pants moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Yung gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Pants to counter with a crisp jab.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Yung moves out of range as Pants strikes.
Pants just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromYung.
Pants feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Yungs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Yung takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Yung throws a leg kick but Pants checks it.
Good work by Pants as he checks the leg kick.
A low kick from Yung misses
and Pants counters with a straight right hand.
Yung defending well as Pants loads up on a big left hand.
An inside leg kick from Yung misses.
Pants cracks a nice hook into Yung's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An inside leg kick from Pants misses.
Pants avoids the head kick by Yung.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pants thuds a left hand into Yung's body.
Pants misses with an uppercut.
Pants has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Yung.#T1#
Yung fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pants is out of range.
Pants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Pants lands a body shot.
Pants scores with a nice right hand.
Yung throws a front kick aimed at Pants's knee but Pants avoids it well.
Pants checks a low kick from Yung.
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Yung on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pants. Pants obviously looking to wear him down.
Pants throws a head kick that misses.
Yung gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#ROC2#
Yung is rocked!
Pants staying out of range there.
Oh Yung is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Yung takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Yung with a hook.
Pants misses with a looping right.
Yung looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yung tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#T2#
Yung scores with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Pants throws a nice looking combination but Yung bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Yung seems to have got his legs back now.
Yung checks the leg kick.
Pants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yung.
A low kick from Yung misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Pants cracks Yung with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pants misses with a wild combination.
Yung takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A head kick misses from Yung.
Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Yung misses with a low kick.
Yung sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.#T3#
Pants fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Yung checks it well.
Yung connects with a solid leg kick.
Pants throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Yung lands a leg kick that knocks Pants off balance momentarily.
Yung misses with a leg kick.
Pants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yung.
Yung feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Yung takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yung at a distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Yung.
Pants looks to land a right hand but Yung moved out of range.
Pants moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Pants throws a head kick that misses
and Yung counters with a slapping leg kick.
Pants changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants throws a front kick that sends Yung stumbling back into the cage.
Yung misses with a head kick. #T4#
Pants checks a leg kick.
Pants throws a leg kick but Yung sees it coming and moves out of range.
Yung throws a leg kick but Pants sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pants appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pants checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Yung swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Yung moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pants looks for the body kick but Yung saw that one coming.
A lazy left from Yung finds it's target.
Yung takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Yung will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A low kick from Pants is predictable there
and Yung counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Yung connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pants momentarily.
Pants misses with a straight left.
Yung connects with a high kick.
David Yung has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pants scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Pants has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!

After winning the bout, Poopie Pants thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Primal 23     
Date:   May 14, 2016
#R1#
Stanek closes this distance looking for a takedown but Pants circles away.
Stanek looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Stanek fails with the takedown.
Nice body kick there by Pants.
Stanek fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Poopie Pants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bogdan Stanek.
Stanek dives in for a single leg takedown but Pants sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Stanek tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pants swivels and escapes.
Pants cracks the inside of Stanek's front leg.
Pants seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Stanek takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pants plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pants cracks the inside of Stanek's front leg.
Stanek looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pants is fending him off so far but Stanek persists. Nope, Pants circles away and we're back to standing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stanek doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Pants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stanek looks winded!
Pants connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stanek's hands.#KD#
Pants knocks Stanek to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?#ROC#
Stanek is rocked!#SUB#
Pants looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Stanek is still in real trouble! Can Pants finish him?#SU#
Pants decides to take the fight back to the feet. #T1#
Stanek shoots in looking for a takedown. Pants tries to sprawl out of it but Stanek keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Pants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Pants drops Stanek with a huge uppercut! Stanek drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Pants is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Poopie Pants!
A victorious Poopie Pants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Primal 16     
Date:   Mar 26, 2016
#R1#
Dex takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dex takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure. #CL#
Pants tries to keep at a distance but Dex has taken the fight into the clinch.
Pants lands a right hand. #TD2#
Pants has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Dex is trying to keep an underhook but Pants manages to get the takedown into half guard.#ES#
Dex has one foot on Pants's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pants circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pants circles away from the clinch attempt
and Pants counters with a stiff right hand.
Dex throws a body kick that misses.
Pants moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pants with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dex throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pants throws a nice outside leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Dex.
Pants connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dex. Dex circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T1#
Dex takes one on the button.
Dex takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.#CL#
Dex closes the distance and clinches.
Pants throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Pants struggles to land a body shot inside as Dex controls his hands.
Pants jumps guard but Dex stands there with Pants around his waist. Pants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Pants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pants tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pants is trying to stall.
A short left from Pants.
Pants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pants lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dex is breathing heavily.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Dex has him pressed against the cage.
Jaddie Dex has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poopie Pants.#TD2#
Pants manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dex scoring with punches to the head and body. #T2##SUB2#
Pants working for a triangle but Dex defends it easily. #SUB2#
Pants has his foot on Dex's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Dex works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Pants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Dex lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dex wants to control from the top but Pants keeps moving. #SUB2#
Pants is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Dex has his hands clasped together but Pants extends and breaks Dex's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Pants.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Poopie Pants!
During a confident post fight interview, Poopie Pants thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 


 


 

 
 
 
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