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Event: Aspire MMA - Just Bleed 38     
Date:   May 13, 2017
#R1##CL#
Dee closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the cage.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dee's elbow.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dee's elbow. #BC#
Dee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut
and Dee counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Thundercunt thinking.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #CL2#
Thundercunt takes the fight into the clinch.
Dee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Our sources have told us that Dee has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dee displaying some good clinch control by pressing Thundercunt up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Dee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dee scores with a decent looking hook.#CL2#
Thundercunt instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt. #T1##BC#
Dee breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dee swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL2#
Thundercunt darts in and clinches Dee up against the cage.
Dee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Dee's ribcage. Dee let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dee backwards.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Thundercunt.
Dee is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Dee is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.#CUT2#
It looks like Bubba Dee has been cut.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dee tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dee.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dee backwards.
Dee softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thundercunt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dee seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Thundercunt can turn it around.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Dee controls his hands.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dee blocking some punches.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Dee.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dee.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike. #T3##BC#
Dee breaks the clinch.
Dee circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dee was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Thundercunt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#CL2#
Dee gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Dee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Dee.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC#
Dee breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dee.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt. #BC#
Dee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.#T4#
Dee takes a jab right on the kisser.
A head kick misses from Thundercunt.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dee darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CL2#
Thundercunt rushes Dee and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dee prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Dee lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt tries to work over Dee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theodore Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bubba Dee's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2##CL#
Dee closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#BC#
Dee breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dee misses with a double jab.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Thundercunt. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.
As Thundercunt tries to get set, Dee tries to push him back and clinch up but Thundercunt manages to avoid the attempt.
Dee swinging wildly here.
Dee lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dee looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Dee circles away.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Dee is having none of it.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dee looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
Thundercunt wants to clinch up but Dee keeps it at a distance.#CL2#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch successfully. #T1#
Dee misses with the head strike.
Dee throws a head punch that misses.
Dee blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt. #BC#
Dee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Dee clinches.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dee pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC#
Dee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bubba Dee is winning the standup battle so far.
An inside leg kick from Dee misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Dee as he connects with a hook.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Dee moves out of range.
Dee circles away from the clinch attempt. #T2#
Dee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Decent striking displayed by Dee there.
Dee throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL#
Dee has closed the distance and engaged Thundercunt in a clinch.
Dee lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC#
Dee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Thundercunt clinches.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Dee controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dee blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC#
Dee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
Dee throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt. #CL2#
Thundercunt closes the distance and pushes Dee back into the cage.#BC#
Dee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dee slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thundercunt scores with a body shot.
Thundercunt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An attempted straight right counter from Dee misses the target.
Thundercunt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dee seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Dee circles away.
It looked like Dee was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Thundercunt misses with a looping left.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but fails miserably #KD#
and Dee counters with a crisp one two that drops Thundercunt! Dee thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Thundercunt to his feet! Thundercunt is in big trouble!#ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
Thundercunt clinches with his opponent.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Dee finish him?#BC#
Dee breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Thundercunt limp body while Dee jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubba Dee!
After the fight, Bubba Dee was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: Revolution XC 17     
Date:   Mar 25, 2017
#R1##CL2#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Thorsen.
Thorsen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
I was talking to Thorsen's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Thorsen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thorsen misses with a body punch.
Thorsen misses with a punch on the inside.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thorsen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thorsen misses with the head strike. #BC#
Thorsen breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thorsen keeps the fight on the outside.
A big left from Thorsen misses.
Thundercunt connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Thorsen momentarily.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Thundercunt has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Thundercunt lunges at Thorsen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thorsen's hand.
Thorsen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Thundercunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
Thorsen was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt is looking to clinch. #T1#
Thorsen lands with an uppercut that bounces Thundercunt off the cage and back into range.
A punch combination from Thorsen misses.
Thundercunt tries to counter with a clinch but Thorsen shakes him off and moves away.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Thorsen.
Thorsen misses with an uppercut.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Thorsen misses the target.
Thundercunt tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Thundercunt wants to clinch up but Thorsen keeps it at a distance.
Thorsen swats away the attempt to clinch by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Thorsen circles away.
Thorsen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch but Thorsen is avoiding it.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #T2##CL2#
Thundercunt darts in and clinches Thorsen up against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Thorsen as the two fighters clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thorsen backwards.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Thorsen wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thorsen struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thorsen throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thorsen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thorsen takes a shot to the head.
Thorsen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thorsen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thorsen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T3#
Thorsen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Thorsen takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thorsen.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thorsen misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt works on Thorsen's body with a couple of short punches.
Thorsen is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Thorsen controls his hands.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thorsen's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a body punch.
Thorsen tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thorsen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thorsen swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Thorsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt wants to clinch up but Thorsen keeps it at a distance.
Thorsen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt tries to counter with a clinch but Thorsen shakes him off and moves away.#T4#
Thundercunt is looking to clinch but Thorsen is avoiding it.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Thorsen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thorsen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch but Thorsen is avoiding it.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.
Thundercunt tries to clinch
and Thorsen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt doesn't manage to clinch there - Thorsen circles away.
Thundercunt connects with a nice looking jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sloppy strikes from Thorsen. Those never looked like landing.
Thorsen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Thundercunt. Thundercunt circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up
and Thorsen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Odin Thorsen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Thundercunt tries to clinch up but Thorsen circles away and keeps his distance.
Thorsen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Odin Thorsen is winning the standup battle so far.
Some wild striking there from Thorsen.
Thundercunt wants to counter with a clinch but Thorsen pushes him away.
Thundercunt tries to clinch
and Thorsen counters with a stiff right hand.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt darts in trying to clinch
and Thorsen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thorsen looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thorsen.
Thundercunt wants to counter with a clinch but Thorsen pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thorsen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thorsen throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thorsen slips under a jab.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up
and Thorsen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1#
Thorsen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thorsen is looking to counter punch.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
A counter left hand to the body from Thorsen misses its target.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thorsen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thorsen keeps the fight on the outside.
Thorsen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#CL2#
Thorsen tries to keep at a distance but Thundercunt has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thorsen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thorsen is trying to force a seperation but Thundercunt has the dominant position.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorsen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt cracks Thorsen with a nice body shot.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #BC#
Thorsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thorsen circles away from the clinch attempt
and Thorsen counters with a stiff right hand. #T2#
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Thorsen throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Thorsen avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Thorsen blocks it.
Thorsen lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards. #BC#
Thorsen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thorsen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thundercunt tries to counter by closing the distance.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thundercunt drops his hands momentarily and Thorsen takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Thorsen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!
Thorsen drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Thundercunt right on the button. Thundercunt goes down! Thorsen follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Thorsen gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Odin Thorsen!
An out of breath and clearly excited Odin Thorsen thanked Bloodlust Horde Fightwear for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: Revolution XC 15     
Date:   Mar 05, 2017
#R1#
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zaitsev paws at him with a jab and circles away.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Zaitsev has knocked Thundercunt down with a huge combo! Zaitsev steps away and waves a wobbly Thundercunt back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT#
It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
Zaitsev thows a left - swing and a miss! #KD#
Zaitsev cracks Thundercunt with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Thundercunt looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Zaitsev finish him? #ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zaitsev circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Zaitsev finish him?
Zaitsev throws an uppercut from hell that sends Thundercunt clean off his feet! He's out cold! Zaitsev stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dmitri Zaitsev!
Dmitri Zaitsev retains his heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Dmitri Zaitsev thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: ICON Fight NIGHT 9     
Date:   Jan 15, 2017
#R1#
Thundercunt doesn't manage to clinch there - Thorsen circles away. #CL2#
Thundercunt closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Thorsen.
Thorsen is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thorsen backwards. #BC#
Thorsen breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Thorsen gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Thorsen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorsen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
Thorsen manages to break the clinch.
Thorsen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thorsen circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thorsen swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL2#
Thundercunt gets a clinch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorsen uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Thorsen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt wants to clinch up but Thorsen keeps it at a distance.
Thorsen misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely. #T1#
Thorsen throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thorsen cracks Thundercunt with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Thorsen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#CL2#
Thundercunt clinches with his opponent.
Thorsen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A frustrated look appears on Thorsen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Thorsen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thorsen digs a good hook to Thundercunt's body.
Thorsen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CL2#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.#BC#
Thorsen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thorsen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up but Thorsen circles away and keeps his distance.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#CL2#
Thundercunt rushes Thorsen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Thundercunt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thorsen has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
Thundercunt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Thorsen seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Thundercunt can turn it around.
Thorsen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt. #T2##BC#
Thorsen manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Thundercunt drives through and clinches with Thorsen against the cage.
Thorsen is trying to break free.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Thorsen.
Thorsen is trying to break free.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thorsen blocking some punches.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorsen uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Thorsen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Thundercunt pushes Thorsen up against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Thorsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Thundercunt clinches with his opponent.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt. #BC#
Thorsen breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Thundercunt pushes Thorsen up against the cage in a clinch.
Thorsen blocks an uppercut.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thorsen backwards. #T3#
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thorsen is trying to force a seperation but Thundercunt has the dominant position.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thorsen backwards.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thorsen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Thorsen has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
Thorsen tries to circle away but Thundercunt has him pinned against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Thorsen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with some punches. #BC#
Thorsen breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen moves out of range.
Thundercunt slips a straight right by Thorsen.
A jab from Thorsen misses.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thorsen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thorsen throws an overhand right that lands on Thundercunt's shoulder, as Thundercunt tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch but Thorsen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen moves out of range. #T4#
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC#
Thorsen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch but Thorsen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thorsen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
Thorsen swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#CL2#
Thundercunt has managed to clinch.
Thorsen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorsen uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Thorsen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thorsen is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Thorsen throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL2#
Thorsen gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Thorsen has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC#
Thorsen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thorsen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thorsen.
Thorsen misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theodore Thundercunt dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Thorsen connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Thorsen throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Thundercunt forces Thorsen back against the cage and clinches.
Thorsen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt has Thorsen pressed against the cage, preventing Thorsen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thorsen blocks an uppercut.
Thorsen is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling him.#BC#
Thorsen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thorsen throwing a counter right hand but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Odin Thorsen is winning the standup battle so far.
Thundercunt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thorsen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thorsen just misses with a punch to the body.
Thorsen keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - Thundercunt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Thorsen is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Thorsen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little jabbing left from Thundercunt on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Thundercunt slips a jab and a cross from Thorsen.
Thundercunt blocks a jab.
Thundercunt now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#T1#
Thorsen missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Thorsen circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thorsen. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch but Thorsen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thorsen is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Thorsen scores with a sloppy right hand. Thundercunt should have avoided that one.
Thorsen just misses with a punch to the body. #CL2#
Thundercunt rushes Thorsen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Thorsen manages to break the clinch.
Thundercunt dodges the punch combination from Thorsen.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Thorsen can't break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thorsen.
Thorsen blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt prevents Thorsen from breaking the clinch.
Thundercunt has Thorsen pressed against the cage, preventing Thorsen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thorsen can't break the clinch.
Thorsen blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T2#
Thorsen is trying to break free.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thorsen. #BC#
Thorsen breaks from the clinch.
Thorsen getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#CL2#
Thorsen gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Thorsen.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt keeps control of Thorsen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Thorsen is trying to break free.
Thorsen tries to circle away but Thundercunt has him pinned against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
A frustrated look appears on Thorsen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thorsen is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thorsen blocking some punches.
Thorsen blocks an uppercut.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
Thorsen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice straight punches there by Thorsen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thorsen.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up but Thorsen circles away and keeps his distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Thorsen misses the target.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Thundercunt moves away from the strike by Thorsen. #T3#
Thorsen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thorsen misses with a straight left. #CL2#
Thundercunt clinches with his opponent.
Thorsen blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a right hand. #BC#
Thorsen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thorsen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch. #CL2#
Thundercunt forces Thorsen back against the cage and clinches.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thorsen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside. #BC#
Thorsen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thorsen throws a lazy right hand but Thundercunt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big left from Thorsen misses.
Thorsen moves into range and connects with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL2#
Thorsen gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Thorsen is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#T4##BC#
Thorsen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thorsen throws an overhand right that lands on Thundercunt's shoulder, as Thundercunt tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Thorsen.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thorsen.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch but Thorsen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL2#
Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC#
Thorsen manages to break the clinch.
Thundercunt takes a jab right on the kisser.
Thundercunt doesn't manage to clinch there - Thorsen circles away.
Thundercunt blocks a jab.
Thundercunt takes a jab right on the kisser.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Thorsen.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Thorsen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thorsen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thorsen. #CL2#
Thundercunt has closed the distance and engaged Thorsen in a clinch.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Odin Thorsen dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thorsen.
Thundercunt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thorsen scores with a hook.#CL2#
Thundercunt moves into range and clinches up with Thorsen.
Thorsen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Thorsen is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorsen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thorsen working hard to break the clinch.
Thorsen wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Thorsen blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thorsen is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thorsen tries to circle away but Thundercunt has him pinned against the cage.#T1#
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorsen uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Thorsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thorsen.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Thorsen strikes.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Thorsen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thorsen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thorsen lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thorsen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Thorsen blocking some punches.
Thorsen blocking some punches. #BC#
Thorsen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Thorsen gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Thorsen tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thorsen can't break the clinch. #T2#
Thorsen wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Thorsen is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage. #BC#
Thorsen manages to break the clinch.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Thorsen strikes.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.
Thundercunt moves out of range of the strikes.#CL2#
Thorsen gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Thorsen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Thorsen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC#
Thorsen breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Thorsen gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thorsen blocking some punches.
Thorsen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Thorsen tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thorsen can't break the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thorsen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thorsen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #T3#
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thorsen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Thorsen wants to break the clinch but can't. #BC#
Thorsen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A swing and a miss from Thorsen.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up but Thorsen circles away and keeps his distance.
Thorsen looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Thorsen misses with a lunging right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Thorsen misses with a straight right.
Thorsen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Thorsen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thorsen throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.#CL2#
Thundercunt instigates a clinch.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thorsen tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thorsen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses. #T4#
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thorsen's efforts to push away.
Thorsen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Thorsen.
Thorsen is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thorsens head.
Thorsen is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thorsen is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thorsen.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thorsen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #BC#
Thorsen manages to break the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
Thorsen throws a looping overhand right but Thundercunt ducks down to avoid it. #CL2#
Thundercunt clinches up with Thorsen and pushes him back against the cage.
Thorsen wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Theodore Thundercunt comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Thundercunt has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Theodore Thundercunt!

In his post fight interview, Theodore Thundercunt started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: ICON Fight NIGHT 8     
Date:   Dec 17, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL#
Thundercunt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Edmund blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt prevents Edmund from breaking the clinch.
Thundercunt keeps control of Edmund as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Edmund .
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Edmund looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Edmund wants to stall.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Edmund backwards.
Edmund can't break the clinch.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Edmund .
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Edmund .
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Edmund .
Edmund is looking to take this one to the mat.
Edmund can't break the clinch.
I was talking to Thundercunt's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Edmund looking for a takedown.
Edmund makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T1#
Edmund jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Thundercunt walks away with a smile on his face. Edmund gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Theodore Thundercunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nick Edmund .#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Edmund tries to score a body lock takedown but Thundercunt shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Edmund throws an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt gets through Edmund 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Edmund looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Edmund blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Edmund backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Edmund . #BC2#
Edmund pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch successfully.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.#T2#
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Edmund 's head.
Edmund looks winded!
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Edmund .
Edmund blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Thundercunt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
A short body shot lands from Edmund as the two fighters clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Edmund has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Edmund backwards. #ROC#
Edmund is rocked!
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Edmund is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Edmund uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Edmund .
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt gets through Edmund 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Edmund wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Edmund blocks an uppercut.
Edmund wants a takedown but no success here.
Edmund seems to have recovered his senses.#T3#
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Edmund .
Edmund is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling him.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Edmund is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Edmund .
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Edmund uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt gets underhooks to prevent Edmund 's takedown attempt.
Edmund blocking some punches.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Edmund .
Edmund blocking some punches.
Edmund wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Edmund wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Edmund to his knees! Thundercunt keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: Revolution XC 9     
Date:   Nov 20, 2016
#R1#
Kuznetcov misses with a takedown attempt
letting Thundercunt counter with a right hand. #TD2#
Kuznetcov drives through with a takedown into guard.
Kuznetcov distracts Thundercunt with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Thundercunt trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Kuznetcov won't allow Thundercunt to sweep him here.
Thundercunt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Kuznetcov on the ground.
Kuznetcov keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Kuznetcov works over Thundercunt with some ground and pound from guard.
Kuznetcov working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Kuznetcov has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kuznetcov postures up and lands a big shot to Thundercunt's brow.
Thundercunt doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Kuznetcov working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Kuznetcov is working Thundercunt over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Thundercunt will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Thundercunt throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Kuznetcov lands a couple of digs.
Kuznetcov cracks Thundercunt with a solid left hand.
Thundercunt trying to strike off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kuznetcov trying to control the position from guard on top but Thundercunt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kuznetcov cracks Thundercunt with a solid left hand.#T1#
Thundercunt throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Thundercunt throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Kuznetcov postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Thundercunt on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Thundercunt tries to get out of the position.
Thundercunt striking off his back but it's not causing Kuznetcov any problems.
Thundercunt throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Kuznetcov is in close to Thundercunt's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Kuznetcov with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#ROC2#
Thundercunt is rocked!
Kuznetcov arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Thundercunt's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Andrey Kuznetcov!
A victorious Andrey Kuznetcov thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Revolution XC 4     
Date:   Aug 14, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt walks into a jab.#CUT#
It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
Shango connects with a body shot.
Shango misses with a two punch combination.
Shango jabs at Thundercunt's body.
Shango throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Thundercunt on the side of the head.
Thundercunt throws a two punch combo that lands nicely. #CUT2#
It looks like Papa Shango has been cut.
A slow jab from Thundercunt misses its intended target.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Shango sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Shango keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shango.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Shango moves out of range.
Shango moves away from the strike by Thundercunt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shango swinging wildly here.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the jaw.
Shango works the jab nicely.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Shango is out of range. #T1#
Thundercunt keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shango.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shango moves away.
Shango moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Shango keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
A telegraphed right hand from Shango misses the target.
A decent looking cross lands there for Thundercunt.
Good exchange - Shango coming out on top.
Thundercunt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Shango throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.
Shango avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jab, jab by Thundercunt - just one landing.
A jab from Thundercunt finds it's way through Shango's defenses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shango misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Shango throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thundercunt. #T2#
Thundercunt connects with a single shot there.
Shango keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shango is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shango throws out the jab.
Shango staying out of range there.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shango moves away.
Shango uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Shango fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Shango moves away and avoids it.
Shango throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Shango had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Shango throws a big shot that misses.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Shango fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Shango. #T3#
Shango throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Shango misses with a left hand
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shango.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Shango moves out of range.
Thundercunt's corner calls for a 1-2. Thundercunt obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Shango throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
Shango changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shango was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shango wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Shango throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shango connects with a body shot.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Shango is just out of range.
Shango ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Shango misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T4#
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Shango looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Shango.
Thundercunt looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Thundercunt listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Shangos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot that snaps Shango's head back.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Shango.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Shango throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Shango.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Shango throws a nice looking combination but Thundercunt bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shango. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Theodore Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Shango throws a good cross that connects.
Shango scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Shango looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Shango keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shango was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Shango with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Shango stuns Thundercunt with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Thundercunt defending well as Shango loads up on a big left hand.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt lands a really nice looking cross but Shango seems unphased.
Shango fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shango slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shango tries to move into range but Thundercunt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Thundercunt keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #T1#
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Shango gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Shango tries to move into range but Thundercunt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Shango avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thundercunt throws out the jab.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Shango throws the left hand but Thundercunt avoids the punch easily.
Thundercunt misses with a hook. Shango ducked under it nicely.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice shot lands for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt defending well as Shango loads up on a big left hand.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Shango is just out of range.
Shango misses with a looping left.
Shango ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Shango was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Shango.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T2#
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Shango swinging wildly here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Shango has time to react.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shango makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Shango saw that one coming.
A slow jab from Shango misses its intended target.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Thundercunt. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Shango moves away from the strike by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Shango moves out of range.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Shango with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Thundercunt cracks Shango with an open hand slap.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Shango's shoulder, as Shango tries to avoid the shot. #T3#
Shango punishes Thundercunt's body with a nice straight punch.
Shango misses with an uppercut. Thundercunt saw that one coming.
Shango scores with a sloppy right hand. Thundercunt should have avoided that one.
Shango uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Shango was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
Shango lands a jab to the nose.
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shango looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Shango moved out of range nicely.
Shango darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Shango.
A left lands for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shango throws the left hand but Thundercunt avoids the punch easily.
Shango misses with a wild combination. #T4#
Thundercunt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shango.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Shango tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A jab from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shango.
Shango fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Shango throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt scores with a jab.
Shango scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thundercunt doesn't seem bothered though.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shango.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Papa Shango will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R3#
A slow jab from Shango misses its intended target.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Shango misses.
Shango throws a combination. Thundercunt tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Shango throws a series of punches but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Shango scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!
Thundercunt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Shango moves out of range of the strikes.
Shango swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Shango looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Shango staying out of range there.
Thundercunt misses with a looping left.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Shango blocks it.
Shango just misses with a punch to the body.
Shango throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice cross by Thundercunt.#T1#
Shango throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Shango misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Shango throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thundercunt lands a head shot.
Shango avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Thundercunt connects with a good right hand that stumbles Shango. Shango circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a two punch combo.
Shango slips a jab from Thundercunt.
A big left from Thundercunt misses.
Shango misses with an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot. #T2#
Shango uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shango swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Shango keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Shango is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Shango is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Shango was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shango misses with a looping right.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Thundercunt defending well as Shango loads up on a big left hand.
A shot to the body from Shango misses
and Thundercunt counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Shango avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Shango misses with a hook.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shango moves away.
Nice shot lands for Thundercunt.
Shango's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Shango duly obliges. #T3#
Shango scores with a hook.
Shango avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shango lands with a big left! Thundercunt is wobbled badly! Shango comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Thundercunt to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Papa Shango!
Papa Shango retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Papa Shango rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 3     
Date:   Jul 15, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt misses with a body punch
and Snore connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A jab from Snore misses.
Thundercunt takes a swing at Snore's ribcage but misses.
Snore uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
A decent looking cross lands there for Snore.
Nice defenses there by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a counter combo.
Snore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Snore throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Snore.
Snore throws a poor cross that misses
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A jab from Thundercunt finds it's way through Snore's defenses.
Snore throws a series of punches but Thundercunt avoids them all with ease.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Snore seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Snore lands a nice hook to Thundercunt's body. Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt misses with a left hand
and Snore counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Snore.#T1#
A big right from Snore misses.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Snore does a little dance to reset his feet.
Snore swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Snore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thundercunt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Snore throws out the jab.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Thundercunt clobbers Snore with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Snore avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Snore scores with a one two! Thundercunt had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Snore slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the head.#ROC2#
Snore is rocked!
Snore misses with a looping right.
Snore cracks Thundercunt with an open hand slap.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Snore does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snore manages to avoid it.#T2#
Thundercunt lands with a good body shot.
Thundercunt misses the jab.
Snore rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thundercunt counters with a left to the body.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Snore ducks right into an uppercut from Thundercunt.
Snore moves out of range of the strikes.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snore uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt digs a good body shot into Snore's ribs.
Snore moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice uppercut lands for Thundercunt. That snapped Snore's head back.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Snore's shoulder, as Snore tries to avoid the shot.
Snore throws a right hand that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Snore had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Snore throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T3#
Snore slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Snore throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
Thundercunt cracks Snore with a good jab.
Oh Snore is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Snore fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Snore seems to have got his legs back now.
Snore misses with a hook
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thundercunt takes one on the button.
Snore is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Snore wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
A slow jab from Thundercunt misses its intended target.
A jab from Snore does it's job there.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snore loads up on a big right hand but Thundercunt slips the punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Snore misses the target.
Snore misses with an uppercut. Thundercunt saw that one coming.
Thundercunt throws a nice looking combination but Snore bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
An attempted straight right counter from Snore misses the target.#T4#
Snore listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snore.
A big left from Thundercunt misses.
A slow jab from Thundercunt misses its intended target.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Thundercunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Snore connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Snore uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Snore throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Snore swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Snore takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A punch lands to the side of Thundercunt 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Thundercunt works the jab nicely.
A nice combination there by Snore. #ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Zee Snore will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Snore finish him?
Thundercunt gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Snore gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zee Snore!
After winning the bout, Zee Snore thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 2     
Date:   Jul 14, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Fury is out of range.
Fury missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fury.#CUT2#
It looks like Geese Fury has been cut.
Fury takes one to the chin there.
Thundercunt throws a shot to the body.
A shot to the body from Thundercunt misses
and Fury counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
Fury gets a clinch.
Fury throws an elbow but it misses.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fury controls his hands.
Fury tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Fury tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt is trying to push Fury away but Fury has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#T1#
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fury.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
Fury is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it.
Fury throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury has him pressed against the cage.
Fury blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Come on Fury - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury. #T2#
Fury lands a nice elbow.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fury creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Fury's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fury's gas tank.
Fury taking a breather.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Good body shot from Fury.
Fury blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Fury.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fury creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fury is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fury.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T3#
Fury tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Good body shot from Fury.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fury blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
I was talking to Fury's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T4#
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fury.
Fury lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Fury's ribcage. Fury let out a lung full of air as it connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury has him pressed against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fury.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theodore Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Geese Fury's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt lunges at Fury with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fury's hand.
Fury misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a nice head shot.#CL#
Fury pushes Thundercunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fury swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fury.
Fury holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action. #T1#
Fury tries to stall but Thundercunt uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Fury looking to slow down the pace here.
Fury can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
Fury lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
A short right from Thundercunt.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Fury.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fury or not.
Fury creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fury pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Fury lands a nice elbow.
Fury lands a nice elbow. #T2#
A head punch on the inside from Fury fails to land.
Thundercunt tries to work over Fury's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Fury tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Fury back against the cage.
Fury can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury has Thundercunt pressed against the cage, preventing Thundercunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.#T3#
Fury wants to stall.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Fury is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it. #T4#
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch but Fury keeps him there for the moment.
A short left from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fury has Thundercunt pressed against the cage, preventing Thundercunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fury can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fury creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fury lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment. #CUT#
It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fury controls his hands.
Fury lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
Fury struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fury.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fury avoiding damage.
Fury lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theodore Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Thundercunt lands with an uppercut that bounces Fury off the cage and back into range.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Fury moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Fury scores with a four punch combination!
Thundercunt stuns Fury with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fury.
Fury doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#KD2#
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Fury crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Fury back to his feet!#ROC2#
Fury is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#KD2#
Thundercunt cracks Fury with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Fury looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Thundercunt finish him?
Oh Fury is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crack! Thundercunt connects with the perfect overhand right and Fury falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Thundercunt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!
An out of breath Theodore Thundercunt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 1     
Date:   Jul 13, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt catches Holworth with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#CUT2#
It looks like Ulrich Holworth has been cut.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Thundercunt lands with a straight right. Holworth didn't see that one coming.#KD2#
Thundercunt feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Holworth sprawling to the canvas! Holworth rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Thundercunt finish him?! #ROC2#
Holworth is rocked!#CUT2#
Ulrich Holworth's cut is getting worse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt stuns Holworth with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Thundercunt drops Holworth with a huge uppercut! Holworth drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Thundercunt is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodore Thundercunt!
A victorious Theodore Thundercunt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: ISLAND COMBAT GAMES     
Date:   Jun 29, 2016
#R1#
Herring gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely shot to the body.#TD2#
Herring drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.#ES#
Thundercunt throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Herring fails with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Herring.
Theodore Thundercunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heath Herring.
Herring walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#CUT#
It looks like Heath Herring has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Herring has his takedown stuffed
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Herring is defended easily by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Herring ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Jab from Thundercunt.#T1#
Herring has his takedown stuffed
and Thundercunt counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Herring out cold! What a finish! Thundercunt is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!

 

Event: Island combat five     
Date:   Jun 21, 2016
#R1#
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Kuusi shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Thundercunt pinned against the cage. Thundercunt gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Thundercunt connects with a looping right hand.
Kuusi has been working on his balance at Cozad The Island, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Thundercunt.
Kuusi shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kuusi fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ilmari Kuusi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kuusi takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
Thundercunt digs a good body shot into Kuusi's ribs.
Kuusi misses with a takedown attempt #KD2#
and Thundercunt counters with a nice right hand that sends Kuusi toppling to the canvas! Kuusi scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Thundercunt finish him?!#ROC2#
Kuusi is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Ilmari Kuusi has been cut.#T1#
Kuusi circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Thundercunt. Kuusi falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Thundercunt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt is the new heavyweight champion!

 

Event: Island Combat 2     
Date:   Jun 12, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt looks to land a right hand but Alanko moved out of range.
Nice defenses there by Alanko.
Thundercunt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#CUT#
It looks like Ohto Alanko has been cut.
Ohto Alanko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #CUT2#
It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Alanko throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Alanko.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Alanko lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Alanko swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Alanko moves into range and connects with a jab.
Alanko feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Thundercunt's calf.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice shot by Alanko.#ROC2#
Thundercunt is rocked!#CL2#
Alanko has managed to clinch.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Alanko backwards.
Alanko struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Alanko scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T1#
Alanko misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Alanko.
Alanko misses with some punches.
Alanko controlling the action here for a moment. #BC2#
Alanko pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt catches Alanko with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Alanko fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Thundercunt is out of range.
Thundercunt misses with a right hand
and Alanko counters with an inside leg kick.
Alanko slips under a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Alanko steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Thundercunt.
Alanko misses with a body punch
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Alanko moves away.#CL2#
Thundercunt tries to keep at a distance but Alanko has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Alanko looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T2#
Thundercunt tries to break free but Alanko pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Alanko blocking some punches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Alanko's elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alanko tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Alanko as the two fighters clinch.
Alanko stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Alanko is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Alanko is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Alanko seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
Alanko misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Alanko lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Alanko taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Alanko is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.#T3#
Alanko slowing the pace effectively.
Thundercunt tries to work over Alanko's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Alanko.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Alanko's elbow.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Alanko tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Alanko fails to land.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Alanko is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Alanko looking to slow down the pace here.
Thundercunt wants to break free but Alanko has control. #T4#
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Alanko is trying to maintain a safe position but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns Alanko into the cage.
Alanko is looking to control Thundercunt's arms but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns him. Now Alanko has his back to the cage.
Alanko is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Thundercunt has denied him.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Ohto Alanko.
Alanko avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Alanko moves away from the strike by Thundercunt.
Alanko darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice defenses there by Alanko.
Alanko throws a quick inside leg kick.
Alanko takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Alanko misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt lands with a nice body punch.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Alanko manages to avoid it.
A lazy left from Thundercunt finds it's target.#CL2#
Alanko rushes Thundercunt and presses him up against the cage.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ohto Alanko will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Alanko looks up at the clock. Bad move! Thundercunt lands a right hand from hell, dropping Alanko. Thundercunt pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodore Thundercunt!

 

Event: Highland Island World 4     
Date:   May 28, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ulfzaar scores with a hook to the body. Thundercunt takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #CL#
Ulfzaar darts in and clinches Thundercunt up against the cage.
Ulfzaar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Ulfzaar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Ulfzaar blocks it.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ulfzaar lands a right hand.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Ulfzaar blocks it.
Ulfzaar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thundercunt's efforts to push away.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ulfzaar pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ulfzaar lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Ulfzaar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Ulfzaar prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
Ulfzaar pushes Thundercunt against the cage. Ulfzaar is working some dirty boxing. Ulfzaar pushes off with a quick right hook! Thundercunt goes down! Thundercunt tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Ulfzaar moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Voljin Ulfzaar!
A victorious Voljin Ulfzaar thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: HI 54: WedFight X     
Date:   May 18, 2016
#R1#
Halla throws a body shot but no joy.
Halla steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.#CL#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Halla blocks an uppercut.
Halla blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Halla or not.
Halla blocking some punches.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Halla.
Halla misses with the head strike.
Halla tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Halla lands a right hand.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Halla avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Halla swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Halla's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Halla's gas tank.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs. #T1#
Halla tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Halla misses with a hook to the ribs.
Halla blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Halla misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Halla has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Halla misses with a short punch on the inside.
Halla's coach down at Rabid Dog was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Halla's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt cracks Halla with a nice body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Halla presses Thundercunt against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Halla swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt tries to work over Halla's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working aggressively here. #T2#
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Halla lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Halla looks winded!
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt. #BC#
Thundercunt manages to break the clinch.
Halla tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Halla.
Thundercunt with a hook.
Halla swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Val Halla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Halla blocks a jab.
Thundercunt takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Halla throws a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head but Thundercunt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt cracks Halla with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Halla tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Thundercunt pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Halla is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodore Thundercunt!

 

Event: ISLAND FC 26     
Date:   May 03, 2016
#R1#
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Whittaker's head but Whittaker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Whittaker is just out of range.#CL2#
Whittaker takes the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Whittaker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Whittaker misses with a body punch.
Whittaker misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Whittaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Thundercunt as Whittaker tries to tie him up.
Whittaker pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whittaker lands with a left to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt lands a shot to the body.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Whittaker blocking some punches.
Whittaker lands a nice uppercut.#T1#
Whittaker lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Whittaker lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Whittaker is controlling him.
Whittaker lands on the inside with an uppercut. #BC2#
Whittaker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've been informed that Whittaker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Thundercunt gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Whittaker.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Whittaker's shoulder, as Whittaker tries to avoid the shot.
A little jabbing left from Whittaker on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
No joy there for Whittaker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Whittaker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Whittaker misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Whittaker misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A big right from Whittaker misses.
Whittaker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Whittaker.
Whittaker lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A shot to the body from Thundercunt misses
and Whittaker counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Thundercunt thinking. #T2#
Whittaker takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Whittaker was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Whittaker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Whittaker missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Whittaker throws the left hand but Thundercunt avoids the punch easily.#CL2#
Whittaker rushes Thundercunt and presses him up against the cage.
Whittaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Whittaker blocking some punches.
Whittaker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Whittaker stalling the fight.
Whittaker has Thundercunt pressed against the cage.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Whittaker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt can't break the clinch. #T3#
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Whittaker's elbow.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Whittaker misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt is working Whittaker over against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Whittaker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Whittaker blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt wants to break the clinch but can't.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Whittaker lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Thundercunt or not.
Whittaker tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Whittaker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Whittaker scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Whittaker blocking some punches.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Whittaker. #T4#
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Whittaker.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Whittaker misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Whittaker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Whittaker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Whittaker controls his hands. #BC2#
Whittaker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Whittaker connects with a looping right hand. #CL2#
Thundercunt tries to keep at a distance but Whittaker has taken the fight into the clinch.
Whittaker prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Whittaker lands with a light punch inside.
Whittaker prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Otis Whittaker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Theodore Thundercunt's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
A combination from Thundercunt does no damage.
Nice uppercut lands for Thundercunt. That snapped Whittaker's head back.
Whittaker ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thundercunt ducks right into an uppercut from Whittaker.
Whittaker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Thundercunt throws a right hand that misses
and Whittaker counters with a big right hand! Oh Thundercunt is in trouble here! Whittaker follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Otis Whittaker!
Otis Whittaker is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Otis Whittaker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: ISLAND FC 22     
Date:   Apr 22, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Shango's head but Shango sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shango moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Shango.
A big left from Thundercunt misses.
Shango has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The crowd cheers as Thundercunt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shango doesn't seem phased though.#CUT#
It looks like Papa Shango has been cut.
Shango misses with a hook.#CL2#
Shango moves into the clinch successfully.
Shango lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Shango controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shango misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shango's elbow.
Shango misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Shango.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Shango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Shango misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Shango.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shango.
Shango misses with a body punch.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Shango uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shango tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shango lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T2#
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shango scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Shango on the inside.
Shango swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shango scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shango.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt pushes Shango back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Thundercunt works on Shango's body with a couple of short punches.
Shango can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shango.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T3#
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shango's elbow.
Shango trying to control the position but instead, Thundercunt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Shango into the cage.
Shango tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt presses Shango against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Shango lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Shango struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
Shango misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shango swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Shango.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head. #T4#
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shango misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Shango tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shango misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shango has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Shango prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango misses with the head strike.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Shango lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Shango looks winded!
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Shango uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Papa Shango will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Papa Shango's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shango.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Shango saw that one coming.
Shango swings and misses with a hook to the body. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shango.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Shango prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shango misses with some punches.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shango gets through Thundercunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Shango is trying to stall.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt wants to break free but Shango has control. #T1#
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shango.
Shango misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
Shango lands a right hand.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shango lands a body punch in the clinch.
Shango makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Shango misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Shango swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T2#
Shango's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt cracks Shango with a nice body shot.
Shango is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Shango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shango struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Shango misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Thundercunt.
A shot in the inside from Shango.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shangos head.
Shango misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Shango's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shango prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to break the clinch but Shango is controlling the position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt. #T3#
Shango swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shango throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Shango lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shango keeps control of Thundercunt as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shango misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shango has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Shango tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt is trying to push Shango away but Shango has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Shango can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Shango working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to work over Shango's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T4#
Shango throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shango backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Shango.
Shango misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shango tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Shango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Shango backwards.
Shango tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shango misses with a punch on the inside.
Shango doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Theodore Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Papa Shango's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R3#
Thundercunt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thundercunt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shango manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CL2#
Shango moves into range and clinches up with Thundercunt.
Shango goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Shango misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shango's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Shango backwards.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shangos head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Thundercunt lands a right hand. #CUT#
That has opened up Papa Shango's cut even more.#T1#
Thundercunt works on Shango's body with a couple of short punches.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Thundercunt here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Shango takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Shango blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shango working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shango lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Shango misses with the head strike.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land. #T2#
Shango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Shango throws a head punch that misses.
Theodore Thundercunt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shango backwards.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #CUT#
The cut above Papa Shango's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt wants to break free but Shango has control.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shango has Thundercunt pressed against the cage, preventing Thundercunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.#ROC#
Shango is rocked!#CUT#
Papa Shango's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Shango is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?#T3#
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shango seems to have recovered his senses.
Thundercunt is trying to break free.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shango.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Papa Shango's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!

 

Event: ISLAND FC 19     
Date:   Apr 05, 2016
#R1#
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
Tso uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Tso steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Thundercunt.
Zui Quan Tso seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thundercunt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Tso throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Tso throws a sloppy head kick and Thundercunt moves out of range easily.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Tso throws a wild body kick that Thundercunt sees coming a mile off.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Tso throws a body kick.
Thundercunt throws a good cross that connects.
Tso keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tso throws a poor cross that misses
letting Thundercunt counter with a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt cracks a nice hook into Tso's ribs.
Tso walks into a straight right hand from Thundercunt.#ROC#
Tso is rocked!
Thundercunt closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Tso out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!

 


 

Event: IFC Challengers     
Date:   Mar 13, 2016
#R1#
Treestump tries for a takedown but Thundercunt circles away easily#CL#
and Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Treestump controls his hands.
Treestump blocks an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
Treestump tries to pull guard but Thundercunt forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Treestump's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Treestump told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Treestump is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Thundercunt to keep the fight standing.
Theodore Thundercunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ogre Treestump.
Thundercunt is pressed up against the cage. Treestump has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Thundercunt down to the mat. Thundercunt avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Treestump is defended easily by Thundercunt.
As Treestump tries to get set, Thundercunt tries to push him back and clinch up but Treestump manages to avoid the attempt.
Ogre Treestump seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Treestump closes the distance and clinches up with Thundercunt, looking for a takedown. Treestump pushes Thundercunt against the cage but Thundercunt circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#CL#
Thundercunt clinches with his opponent.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Treestump controls the action.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Treestump. #T1#
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt stalling in the clinch.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Treestump controls the action.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Treestump or not.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Treestump blocks it.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Treestump prevents a body shot from Thundercunt. #T2#
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Treestump tries to pull guard but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Thundercunt gets through Treestump's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Treestump tries to pull guard but Thundercunt holds him up against the cage and eventually Treestump drops back down to his feet.
Treestump prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Treestump's head. #CUT#
It looks like Ogre Treestump has been cut.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Treestump's head.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Treestump looks winded!
Thundercunt controlling the action here for a moment.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.#T3#
Treestump's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thundercunt dips a shoulder and cracks Treestump with a mighty uppercut! Treestump falls back against the cage and Thundercunt unloads with a barrage of strikes! Treestump is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Thundercunt screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodore Thundercunt!

 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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