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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 22, 2017 |
#R1#
King scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kids doesn't seem bothered though.
Kids fails with the takedown
and King counters with a nice body shot.
Kids fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
King dodges the punch combination from Kids.
King scores with a jab.
Kids shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Combo King has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Annoying Kids.
King jabs Kids right on the nose. Kids blinks but takes it well.
King moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kids fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but King avoids it really well and circles away.
King sizes up Kids with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
King throws a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kids misses with a jab, cross combination.
#CL#
King has taken the fight to the clinch.
#T1#
Still in the clinch, King scores with a nice short uppercut.
King lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kids backwards.
King scores with a shoulder strike.
King misses with some punches.
Kids has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by King after a bit of a struggle.
King lands a hook that snaps the head of Kids backwards. #ROC#
Kids is rocked!
King has Kids pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Kids is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from King - that's hurt Kids badly! Oh, another knee lands and Kids is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Kids doesn't seem to be complaining.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Combo King!
In defeat, Annoying Kids stepped up to the mic, saying 'Motha fuckles'.
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Event:
TWGC 19 (155lbs, D2): Finals - Round 2
Date: Dec 04, 2017 |
Coming up we have a lightweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Zander Harland (ranked 7366 p4p, 0 weight class) and Annoying Kids (ranked 7003 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Harland might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to We Don't Know. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Zander Harland! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Annoying Kids!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paul Aken and Saam Ante.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Kids moves into range and clinches up with Harland.
Harland is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Kids is looking for a takedown.
Harland is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kids wants a takedown.
Zander Harland has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Annoying Kids.
Kids can't get the takedown.
Kids is fighting off a takedown attempt but Harland is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Kids to the mat. Kids regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Harland (2) vs (0) Kids
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harland wants to control from the top but Kids keeps moving.
Kids looking to hit a scissor sweep but Harland is one step ahead there.
Harland slips nicely into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harland is working for a kimura but Kids is defending it quite comfortably.
Harland looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
We've been hearing good reports from Harland's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Harland is keen to just control but Kids is a slippery customer.
Kids is looking to improve his position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Harland in particular looking to stall.
Harland trying to pass the guard but Kids defending well.
Harland looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Kids gets full guard.
Kids wants to sweep here but Harland controlling him for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kids bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Harland's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Harland (2) vs (2) Kids
Kids tries to free his leg and advance position but Harland is retaining full guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Harland holds on and takes a little breather.
Harland looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kids is one step ahead there.
Harland is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kids is aware though and is defending well.
Harland escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kids gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Harland working for a triangle but Kids defends it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harland keeping full guard, as Kids tries to pass.
Harland is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Kids wants to control from the top but Harland keeps moving.
Harland keeping full guard, as Kids tries to pass.
Kids slips nicely into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kids wants to free his trapped foot but Harland is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Harland slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Kids stands and throws Harland's legs to the side, diving into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Harland (2) vs (5) Kids
Kids swings around for an armbar but Harland sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Kids's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Harland (4) vs (5) Kids
Harland won't allow Kids to sweep him here.
Harland tries to free his leg and advance position but Kids is retaining full guard.
Kids is trying to control the position but Harland postures up.
Harland pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kids is keeping the position for now.
Kids is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Kids keeping moving, preventing Harland from controlling successfully.
Harland engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Harland postures up.
Harland wants to control from the top but Kids keeps moving.
Kids looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kids is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Kids is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Harland wants to pass the guard but Kids is keeping the position.
Kids working for a triangle but Harland defends it easily.
Harland stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kids swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Harland trying to control the position from guard on top but Kids is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kids is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Harland wants to control from the top but Kids keeps moving.
Harland looking to pass the guard.
Harland trying to control the position from guard on top but Kids is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kids is trying to keep Harland in close.
Harland trying to control the position from guard on top but Kids is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kids tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Harland pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kids is keeping the position for now.
Harland wants to control from the top but Kids keeps moving.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Harland preventing the sweep.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Kids is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Harland (4) vs (7) Kids
Kids trying to control the position from guard on top but Harland is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
My spies in Rabid Dog inform me that Kids has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kids postures up.
Harland seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Harland's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Kids tries to free his leg and advance position but Harland is retaining full guard.
Kids trying to control the position from guard on top but Harland is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Kids being controlled here momentarily.
Kids pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Harland is keeping the position for now.
Harland seems keen to control Kids's posture.
Harland looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kids is one step ahead there.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Kids pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Harland is keeping the position for now.
Kids sitting in guard doing not very much at all here. Harland doesn't need a second invitation though! He's locked up a guillotine and he's squeezing tight! That is tiiiiiiiiight! Kids paying the price for stalling here - he's pushing hard on the arm trying to free himself but it's no use! He's tapped! WOW, quick submission from Harland - great work!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 11:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Zander Harland!
During a confident post fight interview, Zander Harland thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Annoying Kids had this to say: 'Motha fuckles'. |
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Event:
TWGC 19 (155lbs, D2): Finals - Round 1
Date: Dec 03, 2017 |
Coming up we have a lightweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Jack Lynn (ranked 3799 p4p, 0 weight class) and Annoying Kids (ranked 6994 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 2 losses; Jack Lynn! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Annoying Kids!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Patrick Alders and Aafke Stam.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kids.
Lynn feinted with a counter takedown.
Kids scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Lynn (0) vs (2) Kids
Kids works his way into full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Lynn (0) vs (5) Kids
Lynn is wriggling around trying to escape.
Lynn defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Kids.
Lynn tries to hold on but Kids pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lynn is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Lynn is working hard here to advance position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids fails to move to back control.
Kids looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Lynn tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Lynn stops Kids from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lynn is trying to escape the mount.
Kids tries to control but Lynn wriggling away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kids tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Lynn sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Kids trying to control the action but Lynn is working from the bottom.
Lynn is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kids trying to mount his opponent but Lynn defends it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lynn wants to improve his position but Kids is controlling well.
My spies in Rabid Dog inform me that Kids has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kids has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Score +3 for passing guard: Lynn (0) vs (8) Kids
Lynn is looking to get to half guard.
Lynn prevents Kids from taking his back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lynn bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lynn (2) vs (8) Kids
Kids lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lynn (2) vs (10) Kids
Lynn can't keep his opponent in guard - Kids advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Lynn has a hand on Kids's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Kids takes advantage of the position though and mounts him! Score +3 for passing guard: Lynn (2) vs (13) Kids
Lynn is trying desperately to improve position.
Lynn wants to hold on but Kids pushes him away.
Kids looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Lynn really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Kids forces the positional change into back control. Score +3 for taking back: Lynn (2) vs (16) Kids
Lynn showing good submission defense here.
Lynn rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Lynn is looking to improve his position.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Lynn is staying active underneath Kids, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Lynn wants to get back to full guard.
Kids wants to free his trapped foot but Lynn is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Lynn moves into full guard.
Lynn seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Kids stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lynn swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lynn had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kids defends it easily.
Lynn is pulling down on Kids's head. It's preventing any offense from Kids, at least for the moment.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Lynn looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kids passes Lynn's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Lynn regains full guard. Nicely done.
Kids drops back looking for a leg! Lynn is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Lynn manages to kick Kids off! Kids jumps back into Lynn's guard.
Kids sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Lynn's guard.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Lynn wants to control but Kids is keeping busy.
Lynn is looking to improve his position.
Lynn manages to get to full guard.
Lynn keeping full guard, as Kids tries to pass.
Kids wants to control from the top but Lynn keeps moving.
Lynn bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kids's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lynn (4) vs (16) Kids
Kids looking for a sweep. Not yet Kids, not yet.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Lynn slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Kids is trying to control the position but Lynn postures up.
Kids manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Lynn manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lynn (4) vs (18) Kids
Kids stopping the sweep attempt from Lynn.
Kids trying to control the position from guard on top but Lynn is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lynn wants to sweep but no luck.
Lynn is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Lynn is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Kids advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Lynn (4) vs (21) Kids
Kids tries to advance to mount but Lynn denies him.
You can see the frustration on Lynn's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Lynn manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lynn (6) vs (21) Kids
Lynn is pressing down on Kids's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kids is holding on for now.
Kids is staying active underneath Lynn, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Kids wants to get back to full guard.
Kids trying to control from the bottom.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Kids is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Lynn's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Lynn's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Lynn (6) vs (25) Kids
A bit of a pause in the action here. Kids controlling the positon.
Lynn can't escape the position.
Lynn is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Lynn turns into Kids and is now in his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lynn (8) vs (25) Kids
Kids is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Lynn defends well.
Lynn sitting in guard here, content to control.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Lynn postures up.
Kids keeping moving, preventing Lynn from controlling successfully.
Lynn preventing the sweep.
Lynn is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Lynn is looking to advance position but Kids has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Lynn (8) vs (29) Kids
Kids has hold of Lynn's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Lynn manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Lynn manages to regain half guard. Good work.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Kids is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Lynn (8) vs (32) Kids
Lynn is trying desperately to improve position.
Kids tries to control but Lynn wriggling away.
Kids looking for a guillotine from mount but Lynn is having none of it.
Lynn is wriggling around trying to escape.
Kids wants to take Lynn's back here but Lynn is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Lynn is trying desperately to improve position.
Kids trying to control but Lynn is having none of it.
Lynn is in all sorts of trouble here.
Kids trying to control but Lynn is having none of it.
Lynn can't escape the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lynn regains half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kids wins on points by 32 to 8.
Annoying Kids looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Thanks for nothing mom.'. |
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Event:
TWGC 19 (155lbs, D2): Las Vegas Qualifier - Round 2
Date: Nov 25, 2017 |
Coming up we have a lightweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Claudio Gadelha (ranked 2182 p4p, 106 weight class) and Annoying Kids (ranked 6828 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 2 losses; Claudio Gadelha! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Annoying Kids!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Kids shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Kids showed some decent athleticism there. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Gadelha (0) vs (2) Kids
Gadelha is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gadelha is doing well to control the position and prevent Kids from advancing to side control.
Kids wants to pass to mount but Gadelha is defending the position.
Gadelha is looking to regain full guard. He's left an arm up in the air though and Kids has latched onto it... Big trouble! Kids pivots for an armbar - it's in tight and it Gadelha is tapping in no time flat! Great counter grappling there from Kids!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Annoying Kids!
In his post fight interview, Annoying Kids gave a big smile as he said 'Thanks for nothing mom.'. |
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Event:
TWGC 19 (155lbs, D2): Las Vegas Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Nov 24, 2017 |
Coming up we have a lightweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Stephan Lizotte (ranked 2930 p4p, 0 weight class) and Annoying Kids (ranked 6829 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 1 losses; Stephan Lizotte! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Annoying Kids!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Lizotte is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kids fails with a takedown attempt.
Lizotte tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Kids manages to circle out of the way.
Lizotte clinches with his opponent.
Kids goes for a takedown in the clinch but Lizotte prevents it.
Kids drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Lizotte gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Stephan Lizotte has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Annoying Kids.
Kids is trying to drag Lizotte to the mat but Lizotte just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Kids has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Lizotte clear over his head and slammed him to the mat! Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Lizotte (0) vs (4) Kids
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kids gets his hands free as Lizotte looks to control.
Lizotte has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
You can see the frustration on Lizotte's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids is looking for the choke from the back position but Lizotte is controlling his hands well.
Lizotte wants to control his opponent's hands but Kids gets his hands free.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kids is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Lizotte has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Kids is looking to control Lizotte but Lizotte is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Kids looking for the choke from the back.
Lizotte defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kids has the hooks in. Lizotte is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kids is looking to control Lizotte but Lizotte is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Lizotte trying to control the hands but Kids breaks the grip.
Kids trying to control.
Kids keeps control of the position as Lizotte tries to break free.
Lizotte is working hard here to advance position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kids is persistently looking for the submission but Lizotte is defending it well.
Lizotte tries to break free.
Lizotte defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Kids has the rear naked choke here! This is very bad for Lizotte! Can he survive? No! He's out! Kids gets to his feet and celebrates with his cornermen. He looks absolutely delighted. In the post fight interviews he takes time to thank his parents and everyone who has believed in him from the start. How sweet.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Annoying Kids!
Annoying Kids looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Thanks for nothing mom.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 15, 2017 |
#R1#
Binay bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Binay has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Legion's PIT Fight Club in the buildup to the fight.
Kids throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
#CUT2#
It looks like Mario Jose Binay has been cut.
Kids on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kids smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Binay.
Kids fails to land with a series of punches.
Kids blocks a head kick by Binay.
Kids looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mario Jose Binay seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Binay looks to land a body kick but Kids moved away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kids fails to land with a series of punches.
Binay drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Binay tests Kids's chin there with a solid looking shot.#KD#
Binay drops Kids with a nice combination! Binay dives into Kids's guard, looking to finish!
#CUT#
It looks like Annoying Kids has been cut.
Binay wants to control from the top but Kids keeps moving.
Binay pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kids is keeping the position for now.
Binay controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Binay stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kids swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T1#
Kids wants to sweep but no luck.
Binay tries to free his leg and advance position but Kids is retaining full guard. #SU#
Binay gets to his feet. Kids looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Kids has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Binay.
Kids's coach down at Rabid Dog was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Kids's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Kids just misses with a punch to the body.
As Kids looks to move away, Binay throws a big counter combo but Kids just gets out of the way.
Kids lands a nice looking body shot.
Kids throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kids lands a glancing blow to the side of Binay's head.
Binay does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kids connects with a good right hand that stumbles Binay. Binay circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A nice leg kick lands there from Binay.
Kids takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A punch combination from Kids misses. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Binay lands a really nice looking cross but Kids seems unphased.
A good leg kick by Binay.
Binay scores with a push kick.
Binay avoids the head kick by Kids.
Binay throws a sloppy head kick and Kids moves out of range easily.
Binay lands with a straight right. Kids didn't see that one coming.
Kids seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Binay shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Kids is backing up but Binay catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Kids covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Binay Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mario Jose Binay!
After the big win, Mario Jose Binay made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Venom Combat Sports and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
The defeated Annoying Kids had this to say: 'Motha fuckles'.
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Event:
Pulse 94 - Bailey vs Dassler
Date: Oct 14, 2017 |
#R1#
Kids throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kids fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Romanow manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Romanow.
Romanow lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Romanow jabs Kids right on the nose. Kids blinks but takes it well.
Romanow tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kids was well out of range. Poor timing from Romanow.
Kids throws a predictable looking body shot
and Romanow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kids swings wildly with an uppercut but Romanow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Romanow misses with a punch to the body.
Romanow looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Romanow pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Kids lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kids wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kids slowing the pace effectively.
A right handed body shot lands from Kids.
Kids looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Romanow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#T1#
Kids takes a shot to the head.
Kids avoids a wild elbow strike from Romanow.
Romanow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
#BC#
Kids breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kids closes the distance and lands a one-two.#CUT#
It looks like Lars Romanow has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kids feints a jab promting Romanow to slip. Kids then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Romanow slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Kids slips a jab and a cross from Romanow.
A little feinted left hand from Kids on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Romanow. Kids does a little dance to reset his feet.
Romanow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kids throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Romanow misses with a body shot.
Kids is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Kids.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kids throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Romanow counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kids looks to land a right hand but Romanow moved out of range.
Romanow keeps Kids at a distance using the push kick.
Romanow keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Romanow has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kids throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It seemed like Romanow was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Romanow lands with a nice body punch.
Romanow scores with a jab to the head.
#T2#
Romanow lands with a cross.
Romanow swings for the body but Kids moves out of range.
Kids misses the shot to the body.
Kids misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Romanow.
Kids connects with a nice looking jab.
Romanow misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Romanow missing with a left hand there. Kids was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kids slips a straight right by Romanow.
Romanow smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Romanow throws an off balance right hand
and Kids counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kids. Romanow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Romanow scores with a shot to the body.
Kids throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Romanow has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kids lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Romanow circles away quickly and effectively.
Kids looks to land a combination but Romanow avoids it well.
Kids avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kids looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T3#
Kids misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Romanow.
Kids shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kids is looking to wear down Romanow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Romanow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kids.
Romanow takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Romanow moves out of range of the leg kick from Kids.
A slow jab from Kids misses its intended target.
Kids takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice uppercut lands for Romanow. That snapped Kids's head back.
#ROC2#
Kids is rocked!
Kids looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Romanow lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Kids up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Romanow from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Kids's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lars Romanow!
Lars Romanow thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Annoying Kids spoke after the fight, saying 'Motha fuckles'.
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Event:
PFN - 7 - Aftermath
Date: Aug 23, 2017 |
#R1##CL2#
Davis instigates a clinch.
Davis lands a left hand.
Kids is leaning against Davis and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kids wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Davis misses with a body punch.
Kids tries to throw a body punch but Davis avoids it by throwing Kids back against the cage.
Davis doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Davis blocks an uppercut.
Kids is looking to break free of the clinch but Davis has double underhooks.
Kids tries to work over Davis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Davis lands an uppercut.
Davis has a couple of punches blocked by Kids.
Kids scores with a hook to the body.
Kids effectively controlling the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kids scores a nice knee to the body.
Kids wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Good body shot from Davis.
Kids blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kids. #T1#
Davis tries to work over Kids's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kids looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A left hand lands to the body for Kids.
Kids swings wildly with an uppercut but Davis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Davis misses with a body punch.
Kids has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Davis tries to work over Kids's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Davis working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kids looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A right hand to the body from Kids.
Nice body punch from Kids.
Kids lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC#
Kids escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kids lands with a nice combination. Davis backs away looking to recover.#ROC#
Davis is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Sherm Davis has been cut.
Kids throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #CL2#
Davis closes the distance and clinches.
Davis struggles to land a body shot inside as Kids controls his hands.
Kids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Davis.
Kids wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kids working aggressively here.
Davis has a couple of punches blocked by Kids.
Davis misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Davis pushes Kids back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Kids.
Kids can't break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kids.
Kids is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Davis is defending well for now.
Kids goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kids has had enough of the clinch but Davis keeps him there for the moment.
Kids has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kids tries to throw a body punch but Davis avoids it by throwing Kids back against the cage.
Kids tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Davis avoids it.
Davis fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kids blocks an uppercut.
#T3#
Davis blocks a body shot from Kids.
Davis lands a body shot.
Davis working aggressively here.
Kids tries to break the clinch but Davis is controlling the position.
Davis misses with a punch on the inside.
Kids wants to get back to striking at distance but Davis won't allow it.
#BC#
Kids breaks from the clinch.
Kids throws a body shot but no joy.
Davis wants to clinch up but Kids keeps it at a distance.
Davis is looking to clinch.
Davis ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Davis tries to clinch but Kids is having none of it.
Davis lands with a shot to the body.
Kids just misses with a punch to the body.
Kids punishes Davis's body with a nice straight punch.
Kids throws a nice looking combination but Davis bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#CL2#
Davis forces Kids back against the cage and clinches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Davis. #T4#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Davis.
Davis swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Davis lands a body punch in the clinch.
Davis has a couple of punches blocked by Kids.
Kids tries to throw a body punch but Davis avoids it by throwing Kids back against the cage.
Davis makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Davis taking a breather.
Davis lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kids's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Davis lands a shoulder strike. #BC#
Kids breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kids misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kids lands a two punch combo.
#CL2#
Davis has managed to clinch.
Davis throws a punch but it's blocked by Kids.
Davis lands with a right to the head.
Kids tries to work over Davis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Sherm Davis will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Sherm Davis's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Davis wants to clinch up but Kids keeps it at a distance.
Kids with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Davis to score with a decent uppercut.
Kids takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kids pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Davis lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#ROC2#
Kids is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Davis ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Kids clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sherm Davis!
The defeated Annoying Kids had this to say: 'Motha fuckles'.
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Event:
PFN - 5 - Contender
Date: Jul 19, 2017 |
#R1#
Kids just misses with a punch to the body.
Nicodemo misses the jab.
Nicodemo misses with a kick to the body.
Annoying Kids seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nicodemo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nicodemo jabs at Kids's body.
Nicodemo throws a body punch but Kids moves out of range.
Kids avoids a kick to the body.
Kids misses with a head kick.
Kids swinging wildly here.
Kids misses with a lunging right hand
and Nicodemo counters with a nice uppercut.
Kids tries to bum rush Nicodemo with a series of wild strikes but Nicodemo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kids takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nicodemo catches Kids with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nicodemo ducks under a wild hook from Kids.
Nicodemo throws a body kick that misses.
Nicodemo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kids's sensitive parts.
Nicodemo takes a swing at Kids's ribcage but misses.
Jab by Nicodemo.#T1#
Kids slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nicodemo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nicodemo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nicodemo.
Kids looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nicodemo lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kids lands a jab.
Nice body kick from Nicodemo.
Nicodemo connects with a body shot.
Kids ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kids lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nicodemo circles away quickly and effectively.
Nicodemo bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kids's head.
Nicodemo lands with a right hand. #ROC#
Kids is rocked!
Kids is aggressively charging in as Nicodemo backs up avoiding any damage. Nicodemo tosses out a jab and Kids runs right into it face first! Kids is out cold! Nicodemo dropped down on all fours and is barking in Kids's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Giovanni Nicodemo!
Giovanni Nicodemo looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Im calling out Nate Gonzalez's bitch ass, your sitting at home on the coach, bitch im on a win streak just like you.. Come swallow my fist.'.
Annoying Kids spoke after the fight, saying 'Motha fuckles'.
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Event:
PFN - 3 - Shockwave
Date: Jun 28, 2017 |
#R1#
Kids misses with a body punch
and James cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A nice combination there by Kids.
#TD2#
James drives through with a takedown into Kids's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
James wants to control from the top but Kids keeps moving.
Kids controlling James's posture.
James trying to control the position from guard on top but Kids is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as James accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kids pulls James in close to prevent any damage.
Kids keeping moving, preventing James from controlling successfully. #T1#
Kids looking for a sweep. Not yet Kids, not yet.
James showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kids connects with a crisp jab.
Annoying Kids seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kids throws a body punch but James moves out of range.
Annoying Kids is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kids throws a jab when James was well out of range.
Kids has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Nice shot lands for James.
James blocks a head kick by Kids.
No joy there for Kids, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kids fails to land with a series of punches.
James looks to land a combination but Kids avoids it well. #T2#
James scores with a nice head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
James misses with a series of wild punches.
James tries for a takedown but Kids sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kids throws a big shot that misses.
Kids looks to land a left hand but James moved out of range nicely.
James misses with a body shot.
No joy there for Kids, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
James is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Kids loads up on a big right hand but James slips the punch.
Kids looks for the body kick but James saw that one coming.
Kids throws a nice looking combination but James bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kids looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
James scores with a body shot.
James dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kids attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kids needs to keep his hands up - James had a free shot at his head there.
James jabs Kids right on the nose. Kids blinks but takes it well.
James connects with a jab.#ROC2#
Kids is rocked!
James fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Kids out cold! Brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Joey James!
In defeat, Annoying Kids stepped up to the mic, saying 'Motha fuckles'.
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Event:
AFL: Fight at the flats
Date: Apr 15, 2017 |
#R1#
Kids throws a body kick that misses. #TD2#
Carlin drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#ES#
Kids pushes Carlin off and scrambles back to his feet.
Kids throws the left hand but Carlin avoids the punch easily.
Kids darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Carlin fails with a takedown attempt.
Carlin shoots in and drives through. Kids sprawls well.
Carlin fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Annoying Kids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George Carlin.
Kids throws a body punch but Carlin moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Carlin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kids misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carlin shoots in but Kids avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kids moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#T1#
Kids pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kids scores with a crisp jab that stopped Carlin in his tracks.
Kids lands with a shot to the body.
Kids throws a right and a left that Carlin avoids nicely.
Kids stuffs the takedown attempt from Carlin. Carlin gets slowly back to his feet.
Carlin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kids scores with a punch to the head.
Kids scores with a decent looking hook.
Carlin shoots in for a takedown but Kids shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Kids defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Carlin.
Carlin tries for a takedown but Kids sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kids ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carlin moves away.
Carlin is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.#T2#
Kids throws a series of strikes that have Carlin backpedaling.
#ROC#
Carlin is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like George Carlin has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Carlin glances at the clock... BAM! Kids nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Carlin crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Carlin is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Annoying Kids!
Annoying Kids is the new lightweight champion!
Annoying Kids made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Thanks for nothing mom.'.
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Event:
DFC Asylum 27
Date: Feb 18, 2017 |
#R1#
Kids scores with a nice strike.
Carlin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Carlin tries to counter by clinching up but Kids breaks away and moves out of range.
Kids stuffs the takedown attempt from Carlin. Carlin gets slowly back to his feet.
Kids thuds his right hand into Carlin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kids has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Carlin is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Carlin shoots in and drives through. Kids sprawls well.
Kids lands with an uppercut that bounces Carlin off the cage and back into range.
Carlin avoids a kick to the body.
Carlin tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Kids defends well and Carlin ends up having to push Kids into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for George Carlin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Carlin moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kids looks to score with a jab to the body but Carlin is just out of range.
Kids keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Carlin dodges the punch combination from Kids.
Kids keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T1#
Carlin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Carlin on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Carlin shoots for a takedown but Kids saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kids looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kids throws a series of strikes that have Carlin backpedaling.
Kids scores with a jab. Carlin acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #ROC2#
Carlin is rocked!
Carlin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kids as he jumps to the side.
Oh Carlin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kids knocks out Carlin with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Kids before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Kids picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Annoying Kids!
Annoying Kids took some time post fight to say the following; 'Thanks for nothing mom.'.
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Event:
DFC Asylum 24
Date: Jan 28, 2017 |
#R1#
Norwood keeps the fight on the outside.
Norwood is looking for the big counter here.#CL#
Kids rushes Norwood and presses him up against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kids takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Norwood lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kids blocks an uppercut.
Norwood tries to work over Kids's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Norwood has a couple of punches blocked by Kids.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Norwood.
Norwood looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Norwood misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC#
Kids breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Norwood looks to land a right hand but Kids moved out of range.
Kids misses with a takedown attempt
and Norwood counters with a straight right hand.
Norwood throws a shot to the body.
Kids slips a straight right by Norwood.
Hector Norwood seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Norwood throws the left hand but Kids avoids the punch easily.#T1#
Kids swinging wildly here.
Kids tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Norwood paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Norwood fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Norwood scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kids doesn't seem bothered though.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Norwood.
Norwood lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kids tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kids shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Norwood cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A jab from Norwood does it's job there.#CL#
Kids closes the distance and clinches.
Norwood lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD#
Kids drags the fight down to the ground.
#SUB#
Norwood throws a sloppy strike and Kids has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Norwood is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Kids!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Annoying Kids!
Post fight, an emotional Annoying Kids said 'Thanks for nothing mom.'.
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