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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 18, 2016 |
#R1##CL#
Sloane clinches up with Thundercunt and pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sloane displaying some good clinch control by pressing Thundercunt up against the cage.
Sloane blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sloane pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Sloane throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Sloane controls his hands.
Sloane lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye. #CUT#
It looks like Mrs Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt works on Sloane's body with a couple of short punches.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sloane misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sloane blocking some punches.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sloane's elbow.
A short right from Thundercunt. #T1#
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Sloane is trying to stall.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Sloane landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Sloane.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt avoiding damage as Sloane throws knees to the body.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sloane backwards.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sloane blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Sloane.
#T2#
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Sloane.
Sloane blocks a punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sloane pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Sloane controls the action.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Sloane controls his hands.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sloane lands a nice knee to the body.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sloane blocks it.
Thundercunt tries to work over Sloane's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Sloane controls the action.
Sloane pressing his opponent against the cage.
Sloane tries to land knees in the clinch but Thundercunt avoids the damage to the body. #T3#
Sloane looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Sloane pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Sloane stalling the fight.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Sloane trying to control the position but instead, Thundercunt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Sloane into the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Sloane - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Sloane throws an elbow but it misses.
Sloane takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Sloane.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sloane blocks it.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sloane's elbow. #T4#
Sloane misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sloane blocks it.
Sloane tries to stall but Thundercunt uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Thundercunt tries to work over Sloane's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sloane backwards.
Thundercunt tries to work over Sloane's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sloane blocks it.
Sloane lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT#
That has opened up Mrs Thundercunt's cut even more.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
A bit of stalling here from Sloane.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Sloane just misses with a elbow thrown towards Thundercunt's brow.
Sloane leaning against his opponent.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mrs Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mrs Thundercunt's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Thundercunt moves into range and connects with a jab.
Thundercunt takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking body shot.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sloane looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Thundercunt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sloane misses with a head kick.
Thundercunt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Thundercunt takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
#CUT#
The cut above Mrs Thundercunt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sloane wants to clinch but Thundercunt slips to the side
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Sloane throws a half hearted mid kick.#CL2#
Thundercunt moves into range and clinches up with Sloane.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Thundercunt as Sloane tries to tie him up. #T1#
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sloane stalling in the clinch but Thundercunt improves position.
Sloane blocks an uppercut.
Sloane leaning against his opponent.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Sloane lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
Mrs Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Sloane blocking some punches.
Sloane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses. #CUT#
Mrs Thundercunt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mrs Thundercunt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eric Sloane!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 13, 2016 |
#R1#
King throws a low kick but Thundercunt moves out of range easily. #CL#
King has taken the fight to the clinch.
King stalling the fight.
King with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but King uses good head movement to avoid it.
King prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
King could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
King connects with a knee to the head.
#CUT#
It looks like Mrs Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
King tries to land a knee to the head but Thundercunt blocks with his arms.
King tries to land a knee to the head but Thundercunt blocks with his arms.
King misses with a knee strike.
King with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King misses with a knee to the head.
King tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thundercunt avoids it.
King blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt dodges an elbow strike from King.
King misses with a knee to the head.
King misses with a knee strike.
#T1#
Thundercunt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
King throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thundercunt blocks it with crossed arms.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with King's elbow.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as King controls his hands.
King throws a knee to the head but misses.
King prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt avoiding damage as King throws knees to the body.
A knee to the head by King.
King throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thundercunt blocks it with crossed arms.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
King with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #BC2#
Thundercunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
#CUT2#
It looks like Island King has been cut.#CL2#
Thundercunt gets a clinch.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Knees in the clinch landing for King.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by King.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses. #T2#
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of King backwards.
King blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Thundercunt tries to keep at a distance but King has taken the fight into the clinch.
King tries to stall but Thundercunt uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
King using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Thundercunt has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Thundercunt avoiding damage as King throws knees to the body.
King goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
King with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
King taking a breather.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
King throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
#T3#
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
King misses with a knee strike.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of King backwards.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as King controls his hands.
King tries a knee to the head but Thundercunt blocks it.
King slowing the pace effectively.
Thundercunt tries to break the clinch but King is controlling the position.
King looking to throw knees to the head but Thundercunt is blocking nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
King tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
King is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. #T4#
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
King is breathing heavily.
King tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thundercunt avoids it.
A right handed body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of King backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by King.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by King.
Thundercunt managing to block the knees to the body from King.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but King uses good head movement to avoid it.
King blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
King misses with a knee strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
King scores with a knee to the head.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of King's head.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Mrs Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Thundercunt defending well as King loads up on a big left hand.
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
King tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
King wants to clinch.
Thundercunt lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#CL2#
Thundercunt has King up against the cage in a clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King unloads a knee to the mid-section.
King with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Thundercunt tries to work over King's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy right hand. King should have avoided that one. #T1#
King tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thundercunt! But no joy.#CL2#
Thundercunt darts in and clinches King up against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
King blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
King takes a shot to the head.
King misses with a knee to the head.
King misses with a knee strike.
A knee to the head by King.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. King obliges.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but King avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
King using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
King misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
King looking to throw knees to the head but Thundercunt is blocking nicely.
King with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
#T2#
King throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
King looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt managing to block the knees to the body from King.
Thundercunt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by King.
The referee calls for King to work.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by King.
King throws a knee to the head but misses.
King throws a knee to the head but misses.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
King tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
King landing knees to the head.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.#T3#
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
King throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thundercunt blocks it with crossed arms.
King looking to throw knees to the head but Thundercunt is blocking nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
King tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Island King has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with King's elbow.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as King controls the action.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt managing to block the knees to the body from King.
Thundercunt presses King against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
King stalling against the cage.
#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but King moves away.#T4#
Thundercunt connects with a body shot that sends King's belly button to the back.
Thundercunt lands a jab to the head.
Thundercunt scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
King wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
King doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down King rather than just go for the knockout.
King takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
#ROC2#
King is rocked!
Crack! Thundercunt connects with the perfect overhand right and King falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Thundercunt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mrs Thundercunt!
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