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Event: TWGC 34 (265+lbs, D1): Tokyo Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   Jun 29, 2021





200 cm
27 yrs
287 lbs



186 cm
38 yrs
248 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 3 losses; Shaka Zulu! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Evaristo Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shirou Masuda.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL#
Zulu clinches up with Jesus and pushes him back against the cage.
Jesus is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.#TD#
Zulu turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Zulu (4) vs (0) Jesus
Jesus is trying to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jesus is trying to control Zulu's posture but Zulu avoids it.
Zulu tries to move into full mount but can't pass Jesus's legs.
Jesus keeping his opponent close.
Zulu controlling the position from side mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus struggling a bit here.
We've been hearing good reports from Zulu's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Zulu just content to control the position. #T1#
Jesus tries to improve position but can't.
Jesus keeps trying to improve his position.
Jesus struggling a bit here.
Jesus is looking for a sweep.
Jesus trying to remain calm as Zulu controls from the top position.
Jesus is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Zulu performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #T2#
Zulu prevents Jesus from improving his position.#SUB2#
Jesus actively working from the bottom here.
Zulu takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Jesus regains full guard. Nicely done.
Zulu is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Jesus seems keen to control Zulu's posture.
Zulu stands and throws Jesus's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Zulu (7) vs (0) Jesus
A lull in the action here as Zulu stalls from top position.
Jesus tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Zulu wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T3#
Zulu is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Jesus's shoulder. That is not cool.
Jesus is looking for a sweep.
Zulu tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Jesus tries to buck Zulu off but Zulu is having none of it.
Zulu controlling from side mount.
Jesus tries to improve position but can't.
Jesus is still trying to improve position.
Zulu will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Zulu controlling from side mount. #T4#
Zulu working away.
Jesus prevents Zulu from moving into mount.
Zulu taking a breather here.
Zulu wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jesus keeps working.
Zulu moves into full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Zulu (9) vs (0) Jesus
Jesus is desperately trying to improve his position but Zulu has a good base and remains in mount.
Zulu tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Jesus wants to hold on but Zulu pushes him away.
Jesus really trying hard to get back to half guard here. #T5##SUB#
Jesus tries to improve his position but Zulu has taken his back! Zulu has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Jesus tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Zulu pushes Jesus away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Shaka Zulu!
A relieved looking Shaka Zulu thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Evaristo Jesus stepped up to the mic, saying 'WTF'.

 

Event: SYN 805 Crosby vs. Toivonen II     
Date:   Jun 13, 2021
#R1#
Bee throws a push kick but Jesus slaps the foot to one side.
Jesus feints a counter leg kick.
Jesus connects with a crisp jab.
Jesus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
As Jesus tries to get set, Bee tries to push him back and clinch up but Jesus manages to avoid the attempt.
Bee looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jesus throws a jab when Bee was well out of range.
Bee seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Jesus with a jab.
Bee connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jesus missing with a left hand there. Bee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jesus swings for the body but Bee moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bee connects with a body shot.
Bee fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jesus looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bee misses with a looping left.
Bee connects with a solid leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bee is looking to score with low kicks.#T1#
Jesus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jesus misses with an uppercut. Bee saw that one coming.
Jesus takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bee lands a leg kick that knocks Jesus off balance momentarily.
Bee swings for the body but Jesus moves out of range.
Bee thows a body kick. Jesus tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jesus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bee moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bee.
Bee is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Jesus.
Bee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Bee.
Jesus throws a hook but Bee blocks it.
Bee looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jesus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bee manages to avoid it.#T2#
That kick from Bee tenderised Jesus's leg. Jesus is trying to keep his angry face on.
An inside leg kick lands from Bee.
Bee lands a jab to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
Bee with the inside leg kick.
Bee moves out of range as Jesus strikes.
Jesus takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bee misses with an uppercut.
Jesus avoids a kick to the body.
A little jabbing left from Jesus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bee is looking to wear down Jesus with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bee avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bee slips a jab and a cross from Jesus.
As Jesus tries to get set, Bee tries to push him back and clinch up but Jesus manages to avoid the attempt.
Jesus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bee.
Jesus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bee stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#T3#
Jesus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bee.
Bee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Bee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Bee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bee wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Jesus blocks a jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jesus! But no joy.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bee.
Bee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jesus looks to land a left hand but Bee moved out of range nicely.
Bee lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jesus's sensitive parts.
Jesus is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Jesus avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus throws a counter combo.#T4#
Bee lands a head shot.
Jesus missing with a left hand there. Bee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bee throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bee tries to counter by clinching up but Jesus breaks away and moves out of range.
Jesus swinging wildly here.
Jesus gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bee is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bee comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jesus might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Jesus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bee.
Bee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Inspektor Bee dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Bee throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jesus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bee throws a chopping leg kick but Jesus manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
It seemed like Jesus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus takes a swing at Bee's ribcage but misses.
Bee throws a body punch but Jesus moves out of range.
Jesus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Bee.
A slow jab from Jesus misses its intended target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Jesus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bee lands a head shot.
Inspektor Bee is winning the standup battle so far.
Jesus loads up on a big right hand but Bee slips the punch.
Bee takes one on the button.#T1#
Jesus connects with a single shot there.
Jesus lands a right hook to the body.
Bee wants to slow Jesus down by chopping away at his legs.
Jesus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jesus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jesus misses with a hook.
Bee throws a sloppy head kick and Jesus moves out of range easily.
Bee thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesus walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Bee misses with a straight left.
Jesus swings for the body but Bee moves out of range. #T2#
Jesus misses with a straight left.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jesus!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bee falls off balance throwing a combination
and Jesus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#ROC2#Bee is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Inspektor Bee has been cut.
Bee throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bee slips under a jab.
Bee slips under a jab.
Bee is looking to counter the offense by Jesus and move into the clinch.#KD2#
Jesus steps into range and cracks Bee with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Bee flops backwards and Jesus dives into his guard looking to finish!
Oh Bee is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bee keeping moving, preventing Jesus from controlling successfully.
Bee is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bee seems to have got his legs back now.
Bee is looking to stand back up but Jesus counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Bee. #T3#
Jesus sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bee wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Jesus in particular looking to stall.#SUB2#
Jesus is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Bee defends it well.
Bee is looking to escape.
Bee trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jesus content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Bee tries to kick Jesus off but Jesus keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Bee throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jesus swings widly with a right hand
and Bee counters with a nice body kick.
Bee lands a jab to the nose.
Bee scores with a nice strike.
Bee buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bee thows a leg kick but Jesus checks it
and Jesus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bee is looking to counter the offense by Jesus and move into the clinch.
Bee keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Evaristo Jesus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Inspektor Bee's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Jesus slips a jab from Bee.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bee.
Jesus misses with an uppercut. Bee saw that one coming.
Bee ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
Bee scores with a kick to the body.
Bee is looking to slow Jesus down with leg kicks.
Bee takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bee stuns Jesus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
You can see that Jesus has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Jesus blocks the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jesus. Bee does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jesus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T1#
Bee scores with a spinning back kick!
Jesus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jesus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bee seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Jesus throws a series of punches but Bee avoids them all with ease.
Bee is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Jesus.
Jesus blocks the body kick.
Jesus looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jesus throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bee fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jesus checks it well.
Bee lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jesus backs up against the cage.
Jesus throws a right and a left that Bee avoids nicely.
Jesus gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bee.
Bee cracks Jesus with a good jab.
Bee scores with a jab to the head. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bee staying out of range there.
Jesus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bee seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Bee thows a body kick. Jesus tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jesus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bee lands a nice shot to the body.
Jesus takes one to the chin there.
Jesus throws out a loose jab but Bee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bee moves out of range of the body kick.
Jesus misses with a looping right.
Bee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#T3#
Bee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bee just misses with a punch to the body.
Bee is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jesus can do to turn this around?
Jesus walks into a stiff left hand from Bee.
A telegraphed right hand from Jesus misses the target.
Bee with the inside leg kick.
Bee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jesus throws a hook but Bee blocks it.
Jesus throws a body shot but no joy.
Bee tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jesus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Bee.
Jesus throws a looping overhand right but Bee ducks down to avoid it. #T4#
Bee tries a head kick but it misses.
Jesus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bee chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jesus throws a push kick but Bee slaps the foot to one side.
Jesus missing with a left hand there. Bee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jesus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bee.
Jesus counters with a body kick.
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Bee.
Bee cracks a nice hook into Jesus's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jesus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bee seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Bee lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jesus will feel that in the morning.
Bee throws a solid leg kick but Jesus takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bee.
Jesus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bee connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jesus scrambles back to his feet.
Jesus throws out a loose jab but Bee uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Inspektor Bee showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Bee has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Inspektor Bee!

Our winner, Inspektor Bee, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Evaristo Jesus had this to say: 'WTF'.

 

Event: ALPHA-1: Fight Kingdom Night 1     
Date:   May 29, 2021
#R1#
Bundy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bundy appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jab, jab by Jesus - just one landing. #CUT2#It looks like Ted Bundy has been cut.
Nice body punch from Jesus.
Bundy looks to score with a jab to the body but Jesus is just out of range.
Jesus just misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus misses with a hook to the body
enabling Bundy to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bundy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Jesus misses the target.
Bundy attempts a counter takedown but Jesus avoids it well and moves away.#T1#
Bundy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Bundy.
Despite the aggression on Jesus's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jesus with a hook.
Jesus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bundy.
Bundy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jesus looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bundy.
Bundy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus throws a lazy right hand but Bundy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bundy wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bundy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bundy dives in for a single leg takedown but Jesus sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Bundy lands with a left to the head.
I was talking to Bundy's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Jesus working hard to break the clinch.
Bundy misses with the head strike. #BC2#
Jesus breaks the clinch. #T2#
Bundy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bundy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Bundy half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Jesus swings and misses with a hook to the body. #TD#
Bundy gets a takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bundy throwing shots but Jesus is blocking nicely.
Bundy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bundy is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Jesus looking to control but Bundy passes into half guard.
Jesus makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jesus.#T3##SUB2#
Jesus has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bundy can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bundy is working Jesus over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #SUB2#
Jesus has his foot on Bundy's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bundy works his way back into a safe position though.
Bundy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bundy throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jesus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bundy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jesus swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
Bundy avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bundy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Bundy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jesus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bundy is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bundy won't allow Jesus to sweep him here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ted Bundy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ted Bundy's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Jesus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bundy manages to avoid it.
Bundy half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Jesus lands with a shot to the body.
Jesus looks to score with a jab to the body but Bundy is just out of range.
Bundy moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CUT#It looks like Evaristo Jesus has been cut.
Bundy looks to land a combination. Jesus sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jesus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bundy on the side of the head.
Jesus tries to land a body kick#TD#
and Bundy counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Bundy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB2#
Jesus looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Bundy has picked Jesus up and slammed him! Jesus can't keep hold of the triangle and Bundy manages to pass to side control!
Bundy controls the position from side control.
Jesus felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Bundy is putting a hurting on Jesus here, landing some big shots from side control. #T1#
A lull in the action here.
Jesus tries to improve position but can't.
Jesus wants to control but Bundy postures up.
Jesus tries to strike but it doesn't land.
Jesus tries to bench press Bundy off him but Bundy keeps the position.
Bundy wants to control but Jesus is keeping him busy. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bundy controls the position.
Jesus takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jesus is not content to let Bundy control the position.
Jesus tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Bundy wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Bundy wants to control but Jesus is keeping him busy.
Bundy lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Jesus down. #T3##SUB#
Bundy looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Jesus manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Jesus wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bundy keeps working.
Jesus perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Bundy trying to control here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Ted Bundy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jesus wants to take a breather but Bundy is having none of it. #T4#
Bundy tries to get to full guard but Jesus has control of the leg.
Bundy is trying to maintain the position but Jesus is very close to passing his half guard.
Bundy wants to get back to full guard.
Bundy controlling the position well.
Bundy is not content to let Jesus control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The referee calls for the fighters to work. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ted Bundy dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3#
Jesus on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bundy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jesus misses with a straight left.
Bundy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jesus can do to turn this around?
Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jesus loads up on a big right hand but Bundy slips the punch.
Bundy seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Bundy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bundy slips under a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus misses with an uppercut.
Jesus goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jesus connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#T1#
Bundy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jesus looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bundy tries to bum rush Jesus with a series of wild strikes but Jesus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bundy shoots in and drives through. Jesus sprawls well.
It seemed like Jesus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Evaristo Jesus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bundy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jesus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Evaristo Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jesus scores with the left hand. Bundy knows he should have avoided that one.
Bundy tries to move into range but Jesus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#CUT2#Ted Bundy's cut is getting worse.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bundy. Jesus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jesus lands a nice shot to the body.
Bundy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bundy attempts a counter takedown but Jesus avoids it well and moves away.
Jesus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T2#
Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bundy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jesus missing with a left hand there. Bundy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bundy tries to counter by clinching up but Jesus breaks away and moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jesus looks to throw the jab but Bundy is out of range.
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Bundy.
Jesus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bundy.
Jesus misses with a double jab.
Bundy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jesuss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jesus misses with an attempted mid kick. #T3#
Jesus throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Bundy to counter with a crisp jab.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bundy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A telegraphed right hand from Bundy misses the target.
Jesus misses with a hook.
Jesus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bundy misses the shot to the body.
Bundy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Jesus misses with a lunging right hand #TD#
and Bundy counters with a shoot takedown. Jesus fights it but they end up in guard. #T4##SUB2#
Jesus throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bundy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bundy connects with a couple of short punches.#SUB2#
Jesus looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Jesus working a defensive guard here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Evaristo Jesus really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R4#
Bundy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #TD#
Bundy shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Jesus napping and manages to drive through into side control!#SUB#
Bundy is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Jesus knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Bundy happy to just control the position for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bundy lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #T1#
Jesus is looking for a sweep.
Jesus is trying to control Bundy's posture but Bundy avoids it.
Bundy scoring with punches and elbows.
Jesus tries to improve position but can't.
Bundy lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Jesus wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
Bundy creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Bundy controls the position.#T2#
Jesus is looking to regain half guard here but Bundy keeps moving and retains side control.
Jesus gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #SUB2#
Jesus looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Bundy content to control rather than advance. #T3#
Jesus is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Jesus looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Bundy throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Jesus tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Bundy is in Jesus's guard.#T4#
Bundy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Bundy trying to control the position from guard on top but Jesus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jesus being controlled here, momentarily.
Bundy pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jesus is keeping the position for now.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ted Bundy had his way with Evaristo Jesus in that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R5#
Bundy ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
Bundy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jesus throws out the jab.
It looked like Bundy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jesus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bundy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#TD#
Bundy shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Bundy landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bundy is thwarting Jesus's attempts to control the position.
Bundy is looking to advance position but Jesus won't allow it. #T1#
Jesus moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Bundy wants to control from the top but Jesus keeps moving. #SUB2#
Jesus escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bundy gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bundy chips away with some ground and pound.
Evaristo Jesus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bundy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jesus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bundy wants to control from the top but Jesus keeps moving. #SUB2#
Jesus looking for subs off his back but Bundy has passed one foot through into half guard. #SUB2#
Jesus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T3#
Bundy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Bundy seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Bundy landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Well, if Bundy is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Bundy tries to pass to full mount but Jesus defends it. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Bundy is keen to just control but Jesus is a slippery customer.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Jesus trying to get back to full guard but Bundy takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Bundy landing strikes, looking to finish!
Bundy scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Bundy scoring with strikes but Jesus is staying in there.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bundy lands a couple of good shots and Jesus has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Jesus tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Ted Bundy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bundy punishing his opponent with strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ted Bundy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Bundy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 49:46
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 48:47
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 49:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ted Bundy!

Ted Bundy decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
Evaristo Jesus spoke after the fight, saying 'WTF'.

 

Event: ALPHA-1: Interlude     
Date:   May 02, 2021
#R1#
Jesus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Da Oxlade moves away.
Da Oxlade swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Da Oxlade ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Da Oxlade tried to counter with a leg kick but Jesus avoided it.
Jesus swings widly with a right hand
and Da Oxlade counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jesus connects with a body shot.
Jesus misses with a left hand
and Da Oxlade counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Da Oxlade throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Da Oxlade lands a lovely overhand right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Da Oxlade uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jesus.
Evaristo Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jesus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Da Oxlade moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Da Oxlade throws a quick counter head kick but Jesus was just out of range.#T1#
Da Oxlade throws a nice outside leg kick.
Da Oxlade is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jesus lunges at Da Oxlade with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Da Oxlade's hand. #CUT2#It looks like Mawi Da Oxlade has been cut.
A cross from Jesus lands.
Jesus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Da Oxlade counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jesus connects with a single shot there.
Jesus lands with a good body shot.#KD2#
Jesus throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Da Oxlade tumbling to the canvas!#ROC2#Da Oxlade is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus controls from within his opponent's guard.
Oh Da Oxlade is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jesus stands and throws Da Oxlade's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Jesus has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Academia dos Brasucas. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.#SUB2#
Jesus is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Da Oxlade is trying to escape and Jesus transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Da Oxlade is forced to tap! Nice work there by Jesus! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Evaristo Jesus!
Evaristo Jesus opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.

 

Event: C28: Corassa vs. Time     
Date:   Apr 04, 2021
#R1#
Out misses with a series of wild punches.
Jesus throws an off balance right hand
and Out counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT#It looks like Evaristo Jesus has been cut.
Jesus has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Out keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Out connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Out.
We've been told by Out's head coaches at Alpha Brasil that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jesus throws a lazy body kick #KD#
and Out counters with a nice right hand that sends Jesus toppling to the canvas! Jesus scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Out finish him?!#ROC#Jesus is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Out.
Jesus tries to score with a low kick but Out moves his leg out of the way.
Jesus throws a poor cross that misses
and Out counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Evaristo Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jesus misses with an uppercut. Out saw that one coming.
Out misses the jab.
Jesus scores with a hook.#T1#
Out swats away the attempt to clinch by Jesus.
Jesus throws a body punch but Out moves out of range.
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. Out moves away and avoids it.
Out swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#CL2#
Jesus has managed to clinch.
A short right from Jesus. #BC#
Out manages to break the clinch.
Jesus connects with a body shot.
Out misses with a looping left.
Jesus scoring well with a low kick there.
Out misses with an uppercut
and Jesus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL2#
Jesus clinches.
Jesus lands a shot to the body.#T2#
Jesus works on Out's body with a couple of short punches.
Jesus lands a shot to the body.
Out is breathing heavily.
Jesus lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Out or not.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus is working Out over against the cage.#BC2#
Jesus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jesus scores with a jab.#CUT2#It looks like Knock Out has been cut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jesus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jesus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Outs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#KD2#
Jesus cracks Out with an uppercut from hell and Out crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Jesus's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing! #ROC2#Out is rocked!
Jesus is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jesus passes into half guard.
Jesus slows the pace down in half guard. #T3#
Jesus is pressing down on Out's thigh, looking to free his foot. Out is holding on for now. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Jesus seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Jesus missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jesus not doing much here. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Evaristo Jesus dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Out takes a jab right on the kisser.
Out keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Out lands a jab-cross combination.
Jesus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Out looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jesus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jesus throws an overhand right that lands on Out's shoulder, as Out tries to avoid the shot.
Jesus lands a front kick.
A big left from Out misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus takes a swing at Out's ribcage but misses.
Jesus looks to land a combination. Out sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jesus throws a looping overhand right but Out ducks down to avoid it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Jesus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jesus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Evaristo Jesus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jesus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A shot to the liver by Jesus. Beautiful body shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jesus.
Jesus is looking to land body kicks.
Jesus throws a big shot that misses.
Out throwing a counter right hand but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus lands with a nice body punch.
Jesus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Jesus. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Jesus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Out looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jesus scores with a jab to the body.
Jesus scores with a jab.#T2#
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jesus, as that shot connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab from Jesus misses.
A nice leg kick from Jesus, right into the meat of the thigh.
Out takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jesus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jesus misses with an uppercut
and Out counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jesus misses the jab.
Out has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jesus.
The fighters circling - Jesus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
and Jesus counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Out! He's just covering up as Jesus starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evaristo Jesus!
Evaristo Jesus decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: C23: Omarov vs. Steve     
Date:   Mar 14, 2021
#R1#
Jesus throws a hook but Von Ver Huevan blocks it.
Von Ver Huevan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Von Ver Huevan. Jesus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Von Ver Huevan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesus is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Von Ver Huevan.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan throws a jab but it's blocked by Jesus.
Jesus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jesus misses with a looping right.
Jesus misses with a body shot.
Von Ver Huevan lands with a good body shot.
Jesus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Von Ver Huevan blocks a jab.#CL#
Von Ver Huevan has managed to clinch.
Von Ver Huevan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Von Ver Huevan throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Jesus breaks the clinch.
Jesus throws an overhand right that lands on Von Ver Huevan's shoulder, as Von Ver Huevan tries to avoid the shot.
Von Ver Huevan is looking to counter punch.#T1#
Jesus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Von Ver Huevan's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jesus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Von Ver Huevan scrambles back to his feet.
Von Ver Huevan throws a body punch but Jesus moves out of range.
A slow jab from Jesus misses its intended target.
Von Ver Huevan slips under a jab from Jesus.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jesus's hands.
Von Ver Huevan throws a sloppy body shot
and Jesus counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CL#
Von Ver Huevan forces Jesus back against the cage and clinches.
Von Ver Huevan has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Von Ver Huevan has a couple of punches blocked by Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan lands a right hand.
Jesus misses with the head strike.
Jesus blocks an uppercut.
Von Ver Huevan lands a hook that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Ver Huevan scores with a shoulder strike.
Von Ver Huevan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jesus tries for a takedown. No joy.
Von Ver Huevan lands a hook to the side of the head.#T2#
Jesus throws a punch but it's blocked by Von Ver Huevan.
I was talking to Von Ver Huevan's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Jesus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jesus drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Good body shot from Von Ver Huevan. #BC#
Von Ver Huevan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jesus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Von Ver Huevan finds it's way round the side to connect with Jesus's head.
Jesus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Von Ver Huevan throws a hook to the side of Jesus's head but Jesus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Von Ver Huevan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jesus throws a predictable looking body shot #CL#
and Von Ver Huevan counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Von Ver Huevan.
A nice right hand lands inside from Von Ver Huevan.
A nice left hand lands by Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus working aggressively here.
Jesus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jesus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T3#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC2#
Jesus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A nice combination there by Jesus.
Jesus takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jesus misses with a hook.
Von Ver Huevan swings for the body but Jesus moves out of range.
Von Ver Huevan connects with a body shot that sends Jesus's belly button to the back.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Von Ver Huevan.
Nice shot lands for Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jesus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Von Ver Huevan scores with a nice head shot.
Jesus throws the left hand but Von Ver Huevan avoids the punch easily.
Jesus lands with a hook. Von Ver Huevan tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Von Ver Huevan lands a really nice looking cross but Jesus seems unphased.
Von Ver Huevan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Jesus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Von Ver Huevan throws a hook to the side of Jesus's head but Jesus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T4#
Von Ver Huevan cracks a nice hook into Jesus's ribs.
Von Ver Huevan throws a jab but it's blocked by Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan moves away from the strike by Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan throws a jab when Jesus was well out of range.
Nice defenses there by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan needs to keep his hands up - Jesus had a free shot at his head there.#CUT2#It looks like Magnus Von Ver Huevan has been cut.
Von Ver Huevan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jesus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jesus is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #CL2#
Jesus gets a clinch. #BC#
Von Ver Huevan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Von Ver Huevan lands a nice shot to the body.
Jesus throws an overhand right that lands on Von Ver Huevan's shoulder, as Von Ver Huevan tries to avoid the shot.
As Jesus tries to get set, Von Ver Huevan tries to push him back and clinch up but Jesus manages to avoid the attempt.
The fighters circling - Jesus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Von Ver Huevan lands a two punch combo. #CL2#
Jesus closes the distance and pushes Von Ver Huevan back into the cage.
Von Ver Huevan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jesus is defending well for now.
Jesus tries to work over Von Ver Huevan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Magnus Von Ver Huevan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Magnus Von Ver Huevan's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Jesus scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Jesus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A big right from Jesus misses.
A quick step to the side and Von Ver Huevan tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big left from Jesus misses.
Nice shot lands for Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus stuns Von Ver Huevan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Von Ver Huevan has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Von Ver Huevan there as he acknowledges the shot.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a wild combination.
Magnus Von Ver Huevan is winning the standup battle so far.
Von Ver Huevan lands a nice hook to Jesus's body. Jesus takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Von Ver Huevan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Von Ver Huevan is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jesus slips under a jab.
Jesus throws the left hand but Von Ver Huevan avoids the punch easily.
Jesus misses with a wild body shot.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a wild body shot.
A shot to the liver by Jesus. Beautiful body shot.#T1#
Von Ver Huevan just misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Jesus swats away the attempt to clinch by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesus moves away from the strike by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jesus takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jesus throws a hook but Von Ver Huevan avoids it easily.
It looked like Von Ver Huevan was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Von Ver Huevan connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jesus. Jesus circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jesus connects with a body shot that sends Von Ver Huevan's belly button to the back.
Jesus defending well as Von Ver Huevan loads up on a big left hand.
Von Ver Huevan throws a right and a left that Jesus avoids nicely.
Jesus is looking for the big counter here.
Jesus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jesus misses the shot to the body.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a looping right.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a double jab. #T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good shot there by Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a wild combination.
Jesus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jesus lands with a right hand.
Nice defenses there by Von Ver Huevan.
The fighters circling - Von Ver Huevan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Von Ver Huevan swings widly with a right hand
and Jesus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Von Ver Huevan throws a right hand that misses
and Jesus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jesus cracks Von Ver Huevan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jesus looks to throw the jab but Von Ver Huevan is out of range. #CL#
Von Ver Huevan gets a clinch.
Jesus struggles to land a body shot inside as Von Ver Huevan controls his hands. #BC2#
Jesus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Von Ver Huevan connects with a crisp jab.
Von Ver Huevan connects with a single shot there.#T3#
Nice defenses there by Von Ver Huevan.
Good exchange - Jesus coming out on top.
Von Ver Huevan throws a poor cross that misses
and Jesus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Von Ver Huevan swings widly with a right hand
and Von Ver Huevan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL2#
Jesus clinches up against the cage.#BC2#
Jesus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
Jesus lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Von Ver Huevan at a distance.
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Von Ver Huevan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Von Ver Huevan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for Jesus. That snapped Von Ver Huevan's head back.
Jesus catches Von Ver Huevan with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan throws the left hand but Jesus avoids the punch easily.
Jesus slips under a jab from Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Von Ver Huevan throws out the jab. #T4#
Jesus looks to land a left hand but Von Ver Huevan moved out of range nicely.
Jesus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jesus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan slips under a jab from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
Jesus now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Jesus lands a nice hook to Von Ver Huevan's body. Von Ver Huevan takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jesus throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Von Ver Huevan misses.
Jesus fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Von Ver Huevan is out of range.
Von Ver Huevan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jesus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jesus throws a hook but Von Ver Huevan blocks it.
A counter left hand to the body from Von Ver Huevan misses its target.
Jesus falls off balance throwing a combination
and Von Ver Huevan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jesus tries a low kick but Von Ver Huevan avoids it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Evaristo Jesus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Magnus Von Ver Huevan's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R3#
Jesus misses with a hook.
Jesus looks to land a left hand but Von Ver Huevan moved out of range nicely.
Von Ver Huevan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Von Ver Huevan throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Jesus to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice defenses there by Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus swats away the attempt to clinch by Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus misses with a hook.
Jesus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Von Ver Huevan throws a hook to the side of Jesus's head but Jesus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jesus looks to score with a jab to the body but Von Ver Huevan is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Jesus misses.
Von Ver Huevan swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Von Ver Huevan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jesus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan throwing a counter right hand but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Von Ver Huevan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jesus.#T1##CL#
Von Ver Huevan gets a clinch.
Von Ver Huevan missing with knees to the body.
Von Ver Huevan swings wildly with an uppercut but Jesus uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Von Ver Huevan manages to break the clinch.
Jesus misses with a series of wild punches.
Jesus walks into a stiff left hand from Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan throws a hook to the side of Jesus's head but Jesus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Left hook, right uppercut from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan stalks Jesus and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jesus's face. Jesus staggers backwards, shaken.
Jesus takes a jab right on the kisser.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jesus throws a looping overhand right but Von Ver Huevan ducks down to avoid it.
Von Ver Huevan lands a nice hook to Jesus's body. Jesus takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jesus avoids the body shot from Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T2#
Nice defenses there by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan appears to be looking for a big counter.
Jesus gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan throws a lazy right hand but Jesus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jesus has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jesus scoring well with a low kick there.
Von Ver Huevan misses the shot to the body.
Jesus misses with a looping left.
Jesus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jesus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Von Ver Huevan fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Von Ver Huevan lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Von Ver Huevan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jesus.
Jesus throws a lazy right hand but Von Ver Huevan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jesus misses with a straight left.
Von Ver Huevan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Von Ver Huevan slips under a jab from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#T3#
Jesus throws a hook but Von Ver Huevan blocks it.
Von Ver Huevan lunges at Jesus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jesus's hand.
Jesus misses with a hook. Von Ver Huevan ducked under it nicely.
Some wild striking there from Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jesus backs up against the cage.
Von Ver Huevan looks to land a left hand but Jesus moved out of range nicely.
Jesus throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Von Ver Huevan lands an overhand right.
Von Ver Huevan misses the jab.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan is looking to counter punch.
Jesus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan tries to clinch but Jesus moves out of range.
Von Ver Huevan misses with an uppercut.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jesus! But no joy.
Jesus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Von Ver Huevans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jab from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jesus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jesus misses with a hook to the body
and Von Ver Huevan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jesus walks into a jab.
Von Ver Huevan clobbers Jesus with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Von Ver Huevan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Von Ver Huevan misses with an uppercut. Jesus saw that one coming.
Jesus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jesus connects with a single shot there.
Von Ver Huevan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Von Ver Huevan.
Nice cross by Jesus.
Jesus throws a hook but Von Ver Huevan blocks it.
Jesus swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Von Ver Huevan.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Von Ver Huevan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Von Ver Huevan misses with an uppercut. Jesus saw that one coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Magnus Von Ver Huevan did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Magnus Von Ver Huevan's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R4#
Von Ver Huevan throws a lazy uppercut
and Jesus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Von Ver Huevan swings and misses with a shot to the body#KD2#
and Jesus counters with a combination of strikes to the head and body that crumple Von Ver Huevan!
Von Ver Huevan trying to control but Jesus postures up.
Jesus controlling the action here.
Von Ver Huevan is looking to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Jesus is taking a breather. Von Ver Huevan says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Jesus is trying to control. Von Ver Huevan wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Von Ver Huevan is trying to get back to full guard.
Von Ver Huevan moves into full guard.
Von Ver Huevan wants to get back to his feet but Jesus is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Von Ver Huevan is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Von Ver Huevan keeping moving, preventing Jesus from controlling successfully.
Jesus stays in close to Von Ver Huevan's body and controls the position. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jesus throws a hook but Von Ver Huevan avoids it easily.
Jesus slips a jab from Von Ver Huevan.
A combination from Jesus does no damage.
Jesus misses with an uppercut.
Von Ver Huevan throws a lazy uppercut
and Jesus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jesus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Von Ver Huevan manages to avoid it.
Von Ver Huevan throwing a counter right hand but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus looks to land a right hand but Von Ver Huevan moved out of range.
Some wild striking there from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CL#
Von Ver Huevan takes the fight into the clinch. #BC#
Von Ver Huevan's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice shot lands for Von Ver Huevan.#T3#
Jesus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Von Ver Huevan throws out the jab.
Von Ver Huevan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan slips under a jab from Jesus.
A slow jab from Jesus misses its intended target.
Jesus scores with a kick to the midsection.
A combination from Jesus does no damage.
A little feinted left hand from Von Ver Huevan on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jesus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Von Ver Huevan is looking for a counter combo.
Von Ver Huevan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Von Ver Huevan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Von Ver Huevan staying out of range there.
Von Ver Huevan moves out of range of the strikes.
Jesus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan tries to clinch but Jesus is having none of it.
Von Ver Huevan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Von Ver Huevan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jesus throws an overhand right that lands on Von Ver Huevan's shoulder, as Von Ver Huevan tries to avoid the shot. #T4#
Von Ver Huevan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Von Ver Huevan on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Von Ver Huevan works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jesus takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jesus tries to clinch but Von Ver Huevan is having none of it.
A big right from Jesus misses.
Von Ver Huevan lands a nice shot that snaps Jesus's head back.
Von Ver Huevan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jesus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jesus slips under a jab.
Jesus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Von Ver Huevan's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jesus under the eye.
Von Ver Huevan jabs Jesus right on the nose. Jesus blinks but takes it well.
Jesus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Von Ver Huevan on the side of the head.
Von Ver Huevan lands a nice shot that snaps Jesus's head back.
Von Ver Huevan avoids the body shot from Jesus.
Jesus shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Von Ver Huevan eats them both and turns towards Jesus to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Evaristo Jesus dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Magnus Von Ver Huevan's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R5#
Jesus throws an off balance right hand
and Von Ver Huevan counters with a stiff right hand.
Jesus misses the jab.
A jab from Jesus finds it's way through Von Ver Huevan's defenses.
A telegraphed right hand from Von Ver Huevan misses the target.
Jesus takes a swing at Von Ver Huevan's ribcage but misses.
Von Ver Huevan swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A big left from Jesus misses.
Von Ver Huevan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jesus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jesus walks into a jab.
Jesus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Von Ver Huevan moves into range and connects with a jab.
Von Ver Huevan moves out of range of the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Ver Huevan throws a jab when Jesus was well out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Jesus misses.
Jesus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Von Ver Huevan fails with an attempt to clinch.
Von Ver Huevan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jesus looks to score with a jab to the body but Von Ver Huevan is just out of range.#T1#
Von Ver Huevan connects with a body shot that sends Jesus's belly button to the back.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a wild body shot.
Von Ver Huevan connects with a right hand. Jesus shakes it off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Von Ver Huevan. Jesus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Von Ver Huevan throws a hook to the side of Jesus's head but Jesus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jesus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Von Ver Huevan misses with an uppercut. Jesus saw that one coming.
Jesus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jesus lets loose with a powerful body kick. Von Ver Huevan will feel that in the morning.
Jesus throws a jab when Von Ver Huevan was well out of range.
Von Ver Huevan connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jesus throws a hook but Von Ver Huevan avoids it easily.
Jesus slips a straight right by Von Ver Huevan.
Jesus doesn't manage to clinch there - Von Ver Huevan circles away.
Jesus throws a right hand that misses
enabling Von Ver Huevan to counter with a crisp jab. #T2#
Von Ver Huevan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Ver Huevan was well out of range. Poor timing from Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jesus gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Von Ver Huevan misses with a shot to the body
and Jesus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Von Ver Huevan blocks a jab.
Jesus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan throws an off balance right hand
and Jesus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Von Ver Huevan takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jesus tries to clinch up.
Jesus slips under a jab from Von Ver Huevan.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jesus! But no joy.
Jesus walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Von Ver Huevan throws a shot from downtown. Jesus moves away and avoids it.
Jesus misses with a hook. Von Ver Huevan ducked under it nicely.
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Von Ver Huevan. #T3#
Jesus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jesus slips a jab from Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan lands a nice shot that snaps Jesus's head back.
Jesus scores with a nice right hand.
Jab from Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan moves to clinch but Jesus breaks away
letting Jesus counter with a right hand.
Jesus scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Von Ver Huevan misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from Jesus misses its intended target.
A counter left hand to the body from Von Ver Huevan misses its target.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jesus.
Jesus ducks right into an uppercut from Von Ver Huevan.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice straight punches there by Von Ver Huevan. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Von Ver Huevan.
Von Ver Huevan tests Jesus's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CL#
Von Ver Huevan darts in and clinches Jesus up against the cage.#T4##BC2#
Jesus breaks the clinch.
Von Ver Huevan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jesus.
A little feinted left hand from Von Ver Huevan on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jesus lands with a nice body punch.
Von Ver Huevan scores with a punch to the head.
Jesus misses with a hook. Von Ver Huevan ducked under it nicely. #CL#
Von Ver Huevan has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jesus working aggressively here.
Von Ver Huevan has a couple of punches blocked by Jesus.
Von Ver Huevan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jesus avoids it.#BC2#
Jesus manages to break the clinch.
Von Ver Huevan slips under a jab.
Von Ver Huevan lands with a right hand.
Von Ver Huevan swats away the attempt to clinch by Jesus.
Jesus misses with a two punch combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Magnus Von Ver Huevan.
I think Von Ver Huevan has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 48:47
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 48:47
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Magnus Von Ver Huevan!

Magnus Von Ver Huevan took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, SynCity Fightwear for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Evaristo Jesus spoke after the fight, saying 'WTF'.

 

Event: Combate 17: Adonis vs. Jako     
Date:   Feb 13, 2021
#R1#
A combination from Gee does no damage.
Jesus is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Gee's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Gee duly obliges.
Gee with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jesus to score with a decent uppercut.
Gee lands a jab to Jesus's midsection.
Jesus misses with a looping right.
Gee swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jesus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jesus throws out a loose jab but Gee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jesus looks to land a left hand but Gee moved out of range nicely.
Jesus lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jesus tries to close the distance and clinch up but Gee swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jesus jabs Gee to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jesus moves out of range of the body kick.
Gee lands with a nice body kick.
Jesus clobbers Gee with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Gee. #T1#
Gee slips under a jab from Jesus.
A right-left combo lands from Jesus.
Jesus misses with a looping right.
Evaristo Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jesus keeps the fight on the outside.
Gee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Jesus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesus scores with a nice head shot.
Jesus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jesus throws a hook but Gee avoids it easily.
A swing and a miss from Jesus.
Jesus wants to clinch up but Gee keeps it at a distance.
Gee throws a wild body kick that Jesus sees coming a mile off.
Jesus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jesus scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gee slips under a jab from Jesus.#T2#
Gee changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jesus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Good shot there by Gee.
Jesus scores with a shot to the body.
Gee is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jesus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus throws an overhand right that lands on Gee's shoulder, as Gee tries to avoid the shot. #CL2#
Gee moves into range and clinches up with Jesus.
Gee looking to stall.
Gee lands a nice knee to the body.
Jesus is breathing heavily.
Gee scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Gee.
Gee is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Gee misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jesus.
Gee tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jesus's elbow.
Jesus looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Gee misses with an elbow over the top.#T3#
Gee lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but Gee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jesus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gee backwards.
Gee lands an elbow just above Jesus 's eye.
Jesus misses with the head strike.
Gee manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jesus throws a head punch that misses.
Gee blocking some punches.
Gee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gee has a couple of punches blocked by Jesus.
Jesus struggles to land a body shot inside as Gee controls his hands.
Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but Gee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jesus cracks Gee with a nice body shot.
Jesus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gee tries to land knees in the clinch but Jesus avoids the damage to the body. #BC#
Jesus breaks the clinch. #T4#
Gee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jesus.
Gee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Gee unleashes a big counter combination but Jesus bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gee.
Jesus looks to land a right hand but Gee moved out of range.
Jesus lands a jab-cross combination.
Jesus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gee's head.
Gee takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jesus cracks Gee with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jesus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jesus misses with a looping left.
Jesus throws a series of punches but Gee avoids them all with ease.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gee misses with a hook. Jesus ducked under it nicely.
Jesus misses with the combination.
Jesus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gees jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Evaristo Jesus dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Gee throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Gee lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gee lands a head shot.
Gee is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Gee throws a leg kick but Jesus sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jesus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gee.
Gee throws a leg kick but Jesus sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jesus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Gee ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gee jabs Jesus right on the nose. Jesus blinks but takes it well.
Gee is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gee keeps the fight on the outside.
Gee looks to score with a jab to the body but Jesus is just out of range.
Gee misses with a wild combination. #T1#
A big left from Jesus misses.
Jab, jab by Jesus - just one landing.
Jesus's corner calls for a 1-2. Jesus obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Gee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jesus throws a looping overhand right but Gee ducks down to avoid it.
Gee wants to counter with a clinch but Jesus pushes him away.
Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jesus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Gee fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jesus checks it well.
Jesus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jesus takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jesus blocks the body kick.
Gee throws a jab but it's blocked by Jesus.
Jesus misses with a hook.
Gee has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jesus jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T2#
Jesus misses with a hook. Gee ducked under it nicely. #CL2#
Gee has Jesus up against the cage in a clinch.
Gee has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Jesus seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Gee can turn it around.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jesus lands with a short shot to the head.
Gee cracks Jesus with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Gee lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty! #BC2#
Gee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jesus misses with a lunging right hand
and Gee counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jesus's knee momentarily.
Jesus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Gee connects with an inside leg kick.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gee.
Gee is trying to counter with his kicks.#KD2#
Gee drops Jesus with a left right combo! Gee follows him down to the ground into side control. #CUT2#It looks like Evaristo Jesus has been cut.#SU2#
Gee decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Gee digs a good body shot into Jesus's ribs.#T3#
Gee fakes the leg kick and cracks Jesus in the body.
Gee tries to bum rush Jesus with a series of wild strikes but Jesus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Gee throws a sloppy head kick and Jesus moves out of range easily.
Gee moves out of range of the strikes.
Jesus swats away the attempt to clinch by Gee.
Jesus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Gee has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Gee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gee misses with a double jab
and Jesus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gee lands with a nice body punch.
Gee throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Gee moves out of range as Jesus strikes.
Gee throws out a counter right but Jesus avoids it with no problem.
Gee fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jesus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jesus will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jesus throws a right hand that misses
and Gee counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T4#
Jesus throws a predictable looking body shot
and Gee counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jesus misses with an uppercut.
Gee throws a big counter head kick but Jesus avoids it with no problem.
Gee slips under a jab.
Gee jabs Jesus to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Gee fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Gee scores with a jab. Jesus acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Gee ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Gee lands a front kick.#KD2#
Gee catches Jesus napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Jesus to the canvas! #ROC2#Jesus is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SU2#
Gee gets to his feet - Jesus follows without any prompting.
Oh Jesus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jesus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gee steps in with a hook that catches Jesus right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Gee follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Jesus looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Inspektor Gee!
A very excited looking Inspektor Gee made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Evaristo Jesus stepped up to the mic, saying 'WTF'.

 

Event: Combate 14: Jesus vs. Maxim 2     
Date:   Jan 23, 2021
#R1##CL2#
Menshikov fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jesus, pushing him back against the cage.#BC2#
Menshikov breaks from the clinch.
Jesus lands with an overhand left.#CUT#It looks like Maxim Menshikov has been cut.
Menshikov is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Menshikov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Menshikov.
Maxim Menshikov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jesus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
An attempted straight right counter from Jesus misses the target.
A slow jab from Menshikov misses its intended target.
Menshikov tries to move into range but Jesus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Menshikov moves away from the strike by Jesus.
Menshikov misses with an uppercut.
Menshikov cracks Jesus with a good jab.
Jesus connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jesus misses with a left hand
and Menshikov counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Menshikov keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jesus.
Jesus walks into a left hand.
Jesus works the jab nicely.#T1#
Jesus tries to clinch
letting Menshikov counter with a right hand. #KD#
Jesus lands a big uppercut and Menshikov crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Menshikov looks OK. Jesus waves Menshikov back to his feet!#ROC#Menshikov is rocked!
Jesus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Menshikov.
Menshikov tests Jesus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice combination there by Menshikov.
Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Menshikov misses the jab.
Menshikov scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jesus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Menshikov uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jesus has time to react.
Jesus throws a sloppy head kick and Menshikov moves out of range easily. #T2#
Menshikov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jesus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Menshikov takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Menshikov has knocked Jesus down with a huge combo! Menshikov steps away and waves a wobbly Jesus back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#Jesus is rocked!
Jesus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Menshikov was well out of range. Poor timing from Jesus.
Jesus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Kaptajnernes Træningscenter in the buildup to the fight.
Menshikov lands a jab to the head.
Oh Jesus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Menshikov uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jesus.
Jesus seems to have got his legs back now.
Menshikov throws the left hand but Jesus avoids the punch easily.
Jesus throws a hook to the side of Menshikov's head but Menshikov sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Menshikov swings for the body but Jesus moves out of range.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Menshikov.
Menshikov lands a jab to Jesus's midsection.
A big left from Jesus misses.
Menshikov bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T3#
Jesus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Menshikov makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Menshikov.
Menshikov just misses with a punch to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Jesus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Menshikov lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jesus circles away quickly and effectively.
Jesus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jesus throws a looping overhand right but Menshikov ducks down to avoid it.
Jesus throws a hook to the side of Menshikov's head but Menshikov sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jesus misses with a right hand
and Menshikov counters with a left to the body.
Jesus misses the shot to the body.
Menshikov looks to throw the jab but Jesus is out of range.
Jesus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Menshikov takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#CL2#
Menshikov instigates a clinch.
Jesus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Menshikovs head.
Menshikov working hard to break the clinch.
Jesus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T4#
Menshikov controlling the action here for a moment.
With the fighters up against the cage, Menshikov throws an elbow but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jesus is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Menshikov to keep the fight standing.
Jesus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Menshikov pushes Jesus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Menshikov with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Jesus tries to circle away but Menshikov has him pinned against the cage.
A short left from Menshikov.
Menshikov lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Jesus misses with some punches.
Menshikov tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jesus avoids it.
Jesus lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Menshikov lands an elbow just above Jesus 's eye. #CUT2#It looks like Evaristo Jesus has been cut.
Jesus struggles to land a body shot inside as Menshikov controls his hands.
Jesus lands a nice uppercut.
Menshikov with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Maxim Menshikov dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Menshikov misses with a right hand
and Jesus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jesus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Menshikov fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jesus looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jab from Menshikov.
Maxim Menshikov seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jesus lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Menshikov at a distance.
Jesus throws a lazy right hand but Menshikov sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #CL2#
Menshikov forces Jesus back against the cage and clinches.
Menshikov scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus can't find room to land a body shot as Menshikov controls the action.
Jesus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Menshikov misses with a body punch.
Jesus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice elbow from Menshikov.
Jesus misses with some punches. #T1#
Jesus misses with a punch on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Menshikov.
Jesus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jesus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jesus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jesus tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it. #BC#
Jesus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Menshikov looks to land a right hand but Jesus moved out of range.
Menshikov closes the distance but Jesus moves to the side
and Menshikov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL2#
Menshikov darts in and clinches Jesus up against the cage.
Menshikov misses with a body punch.
Maxim Menshikov seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Menshikov tries a body shot but Jesus blocks it.
Menshikov blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jesus lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Menshikov or not.
Menshikov lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jesus blocking some punches. #T2#
Menshikov creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jesus's defenses.
Jesus tries to throw a body punch but Menshikov avoids it by throwing Jesus back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Jesus fails to land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Menshikov.
Jesus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jesus lands an uppercut.
Menshikov with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jesus tries to work over Menshikov's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Menshikov pushes off an throws an elbow but Jesus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Menshikov blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC2#
Menshikov's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Menshikov staying out of range there.
Menshikov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesus throws a lazy right hand but Menshikov sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jesus lands with a good body shot.
Menshikov swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T3#
Jesus looks to score with a jab to the body but Menshikov is just out of range.
A jab from Jesus misses.
Menshikov throws a poor cross that misses
and Jesus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jesus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The fighters circling - Jesus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Menshikov misses with a straight left.
Menshikov throws a shot from downtown. Jesus moves away and avoids it.
Jesus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Menshikov avoids the body shot from Jesus.
Jesus takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jesus throws a right and a left that Menshikov avoids nicely.
Menshikov stuns Jesus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Menshikov moves into range and connects with a jab. #T4#
Jesus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Menshikov in his tracks.
A punch lands to the side of Jesus 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jesus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Menshikov.
Menshikov connects with a body shot.
Menshikov throws an off balance right hand
and Jesus counters with a straight right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Menshikov. That snapped Jesus's head back.
Menshikov with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jesus to score with a decent uppercut.
Menshikov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Menshikov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jesus.
Jesus slips under a jab from Menshikov.
Jesus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Maxim Menshikov will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. Menshikov moves away and avoids it.
A slow jab from Menshikov misses its intended target.
Jesus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jesus needs to keep his hands up - Menshikov had a free shot at his head there.
Menshikov tries to close the distance and clinch but Jesus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Menshikov lands with a right hand. #CL#
Jesus instigates a clinch.
Jesus takes a shot to the head.
Jesus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jesus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Menshikov lands an elbow inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus misses with a punch on the inside.
Menshikov throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Menshikov missing with knees to the body.
Jesus tries a body shot but Menshikov blocks it.
A short left from Jesus.
Menshikov comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #T1#
Jesus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jesus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Menshikov backwards.
Jesus misses with a punch on the inside.
Menshikov lands a left hand.
Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but Menshikov uses good head movement to avoid it.
A hook to the body from Menshikov.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Menshikov.
A short uppercut from Menshikov.
Menshikov scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jesus misses with the head strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Menshikov.
Menshikov taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A short right from Menshikov on the inside.
Menshikov pushes Jesus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body punch from Menshikov - that landed with a thud.
Menshikov lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards. #T2#
Menshikov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jesus is defending well for now.#KD2#
Menshikov drops Jesus onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Jesus is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Menshikov has Jesus pressed against the cage. Jesus drops his hands and Menshikov takes advantage by unloading with a massive hook that sends Jesus tumbling to the canvas! Menshikov rains down with more punches but Jesus was already out! That's a highlight reel knockout for Menshikov!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Maxim Menshikov!
Maxim Menshikov is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Maxim Menshikov thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Evaristo Jesus had this to say: 'WTF'.

 

Event: Combate 11: Severini vs. Zan     
Date:   Jan 02, 2021
#R1#
Tua avoids the head kick by Jesus.
Jesus fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jesus walks into a left hand. #CUT#It looks like Evaristo Jesus has been cut.#KD#
Tua sends Jesus crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Tua is motioning to the referee to let Jesus up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Jesus has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tua misses with a hook
and Jesus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tua slips a straight right by Jesus.
A little feinted left hand from Tua on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#CL2#
Jesus gets a clinch.
Tua takes a shot to the head.
Jesus throws a punch but it's blocked by Tua .
A short uppercut from Tua .
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jesus.
Jesus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tua digs a right hand underneath Jesus's ribcage. Jesus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Tua blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Jesus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Tua blocking some punches.
Jesus cracks Tua with a nice body shot.
Tua is trying to break free.
Tua tries to work over Jesus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tua tries to work over Jesus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Jesus fails to land.
Tua blocking some punches.
Tua misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tua working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jesus scores with a shot to the side of Tua 's head.
A head punch on the inside from Tua fails to land. #BC#
Tua pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tua misses with a kick to the body #KD2#
and Jesus counters with a nice right hand that sends Tua toppling to the canvas! Tua scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Jesus finish him?!#CUT2#It looks like David Tua has been cut.
Tua looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jesus plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Tua to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Tua just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Evaristo Jesus!
Evaristo Jesus is the new heavyweight champion!
Evaristo Jesus decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: Combate 9: Menshikov vs. Jesus     
Date:   Dec 12, 2020
#R1#
Jesus misses with a wild body shot.
Menshikov avoids the body shot from Jesus.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Menshikov fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus throws a series of punches but Menshikov avoids them all with ease.
A jab from Menshikov misses.
Menshikov uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Menshikov swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Menshikov bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Menshikov is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Menshikov throws a jab when Jesus was well out of range.
Jesus has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A head kick by Jesus misses
enabling Menshikov to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Menshikov just misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus misses with a straight right.
Jesus throws a hook but Menshikov blocks it.
Menshikov misses with a looping left.
Menshikov throws a body punch but Jesus moves out of range. #T1#
Menshikov scores with a hook.
Menshikov on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Menshikov walks into a left hand.
Menshikov misses with a combination
and Jesus counters with a nice uppercut.
Menshikov misses with a hook
and Jesus counters with a right hand to the body.
Menshikov closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Menshikov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jesus.
Jesus throws out a counter right but Menshikov avoids it with no problem.
Jesus tries to clinch but Menshikov moves away
and Menshikov cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL#
Menshikov pushes Jesus up against the cage in a clinch.
Jesus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
With the fighters up against the cage, Menshikov throws an elbow but misses.
Menshikov blocking some punches.
Jesus prevents a body shot from Menshikov.
Jesus lands an uppercut.
Menshikov tries to throw a body punch but Jesus avoids it by throwing Menshikov back against the cage. #T2#
Jesus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Menshikov scores with a hook to the body.
Menshikov tries to throw a body punch but Jesus avoids it by throwing Menshikov back against the cage.
Jesus misses with the head strike.
Menshikov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jesus is defending well for now.
Menshikov lands with a right to the head.
Jesus misses with a punch on the inside.
Jesus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Menshikov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from Menshikov.
Menshikov unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jesus lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Jesus scores with a shoulder strike.
Menshikov misses with a knee strike.
Jesus pushes Menshikov back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #BC#
Menshikov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Menshikov walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jesus throws a body punch but Menshikov moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Menshikov misses the target.
A big right from Menshikov misses. #T3#
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jesus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Menshikov.#CL#
Menshikov closes the distance and clinches.
Jesus throws a head punch that misses.
Menshikov crunches a lovely knee into Jesus's ribcage.
Jesus lands a hook that snaps the head of Menshikov backwards.
Menshikov looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jesus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Menshikov using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jesus has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #BC#
Menshikov manages to break the clinch.
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Menshikov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big left from Jesus misses.
Menshikov misses with a two punch combination.
Jesus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesus throws a big shot that misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Menshikov misses its target.
Maxim Menshikov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T4#
Menshikov listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jesus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Menshikov throws an off balance right hand
and Jesus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL#
Menshikov closes the distance and clinches.
Menshikov lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT#It looks like Evaristo Jesus has been cut.
Jesus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jesus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Jesus fails to land.
Jesus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jesus blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Menshikov.
Menshikov with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jesus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jesus.
Jesus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jesus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Menshikov stalling in the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Maxim Menshikov will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Evaristo Jesus's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##CL#
Menshikov fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jesus, pushing him back against the cage.
Jesus lands a shot to the body.
A body shot lands from Jesus.
Jesus misses with the head strike.
Jesus misses with a hook from the clinch.
A body shot lands from Jesus.
With the fighters up against the cage, Menshikov throws an elbow but misses.
Jesus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Maxim Menshikov has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jesus avoids the elbow strike from Menshikov, against the cage.
Jesus digs a right hand underneath Menshikov's ribcage. Menshikov let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Menshikov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short body shot lands from Jesus as the two fighters clinch.
Jesus lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Menshikov.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but Menshikov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jesus.
Menshikov tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Menshikov blocking some punches.
Menshikov blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Jesus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jesus misses with a punch to the body.
Menshikov misses with a knee to the head.
Jesus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Menshikov backwards.
Jesus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jesus is leaning against Menshikov and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jesus working aggressively here.
Jesus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Jesus.
Jesus throws a punch but it's blocked by Menshikov.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Menshikov.
Jesus lands a left hand.
Jesus tries a body shot but Menshikov blocks it.
Menshikov prevents a body shot from Jesus.
A nice left hand lands by Jesus.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jesus.
Jesus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Menshikov misses with a body punch.
Jesus lands on the inside with an uppercut. #T2#
Menshikov creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jesus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jesus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jesus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jesus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Menshikov creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jesus blocking some punches.
Menshikov tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jesus digs a right hand into Menshikov's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Menshikov's gas tank.
Jesus misses with the head strike.
Jesus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jesus lands with a short shot to the head.
Jesus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Menshikov blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Menshikov pushes off an throws an elbow but Jesus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jesus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Menshikov tries to stall but Jesus uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jesus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Menshikov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T3#
Menshikov blocks an uppercut.
Menshikov blocks an uppercut.
Jesus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jesus throws a punch but it's blocked by Menshikov.
Menshikov using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jesus has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Menshikov tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jesus lands a body punch.
A short left from Jesus.
Menshikov misses with some punches.
Jesus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Menshikovs head.
A shot in the inside from Jesus.
A shot in the inside from Jesus.
Jesus lands with a left to the head. #ROC2#Menshikov is rocked!
Jesus lands a nice uppercut.
Oh Menshikov is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jesus lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Menshikov to his knees! Jesus keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evaristo Jesus!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Evaristo Jesus waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: GAMMA#852 Grabber v Kodjia     
Date:   Sep 12, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ruas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Ruas.#TD2#
Ruas looking to score a takedown here. Jesus is defending well but Ruas drives through and ends up in Jesus's guard.
Jesus might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Ruas trying to control the position from guard on top but Jesus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Ruas avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Jesus has an active guard here but Ruas has managed to pass into half guard.
Ruas moves nicely into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus regains half guard.
Ruas wants to control but Jesus is keeping him busy.
Ruas might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jesus haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Ruas is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! #T1#
Ruas trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Jesus has given up his back. Will we see Ruas going for some submissions?
Jesus is really stuck here.
Ruas is not going to allow Jesus to sit and survive in this position. #SUB2#
Jesus fending off the submission attempt from Ruas.
Jesus tries to break free. #SUB2#
Ruas is looking for the choke from the back position but Jesus is controlling his hands well.
Jesus takes a big shot to the side of the head. #T2#
Ruas tries to keep control of the position but Jesus is staying busy.
Jesus tries to escape the position. #SUB2#
Ruas working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Jesus tries to escape but Ruas has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Well, with Ruas on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Jesus is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Jesus rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Ruas wants to take a breather but Jesus is having none of it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ruas wants to pass the guard but Jesus is defending well. #T3#
Ruas moves into full mount! Jesus won't be happy about that!
Jesus is in all sorts of trouble here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ruas fails to advance to Jesus's back.
Jesus is looking to improve his position but Ruas isn't that keen on the idea.#SUB2#
Ruas is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Jesus can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Ruas moves to the back position. #T4#
Jesus breaks Ruas's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Jesus looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Jesus thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jesus stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ruas swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
Jesus avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
Ruas working for a triangle but Jesus defends it easily. #SUB2#
Ruas has his foot on Jesus's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jesus works his way back into a safe position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carlos Ruas dominated that round.
That's time! Jesus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Jesus fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#CUT#It looks like Carlos Ruas has been cut.
Ruas throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ruas swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ruas throws a poor cross that misses
and Jesus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ruas lands a nice looking body shot.
Ruas ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sloppy strikes from Ruas. Those never looked like landing.
Ruas connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ruas looks to throw the jab but Jesus is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jab by Ruas.
Jesus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A swing and a miss from Ruas.
Ruas scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jesus doesn't seem bothered though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Ruas misses.
Jesus misses with a looping right.#T1#
Ruas dips to his left and cracks Jesus with an uppercut!#TD2#
Ruas gets the takedown into side control.
Jesus is being controlled here.
Ruas working away.
Jesus is trying to improve his position.
Ruas landing a few strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ruas wants to control but Jesus is keeping him busy.
Carlos Ruas has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jesus gets back to half guard.
Ruas seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jesus does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Ruas passes the guard and advances to mount!
Jesus is in a horrible position here. Ruas smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jesus slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Ruas wants to free his trapped foot but Jesus is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB#
Jesus looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ruas is looking to advance position but Jesus won't allow it. #SUB#
Jesus looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ruas moves nicely into side control. #T3#
Jesus manages to get back to half guard.
Ruas tries to pass the half guard into mount. Jesus knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Ruas is looking to take a break and control but Jesus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jesus wants to improve his position but Ruas is controlling well.
Ruas is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Jesus!
Jesus regains half guard.
Jesus trying to control from the bottom.
Jesus is in trouble now - Ruas has advanced to mount!
Ruas looking to control but Jesus is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #T4#
Ruas mounts Jesus! Really nice guard pass there!
Jesus is desperately trying to improve his position but Ruas has a good base and remains in mount.
Jesus prevents Ruas from taking his back.
Jesus can't escape the position.
Jesus bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Ruas wants to sweep but no luck.
Jesus has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Ruas is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ruas trying to control the action but Jesus is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carlos Ruas showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Carlos Ruas's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Ruas connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Ruas cracks Jesus with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ruas looks to land a right hand but Jesus moved out of range.
Jesus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ruas connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jesus scrambles back to his feet.
Ruas looks to score with a jab to the body but Jesus is just out of range.
Jesus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jesus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ruas.
Jesus is looking to counter punch.
Ruas stuns Jesus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Carlos Ruas seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jesus tries to move into range but Ruas moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ruas keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #TD2#
Ruas looking to score a takedown here. Jesus is defending well but Ruas drives through and ends up in Jesus's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Jesus is looking for a triangle but Ruas pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Jesus looking for a guillotine here but Ruas defends easily. #T1##SUB#
Jesus is looking for a triangle here but Ruas uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#SUB2#
Ruas has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Jesus is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Ruas yanks on the arm and Jesus is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Ruas.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Carlos Ruas!
Carlos Ruas seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Evaristo Jesus spoke after the fight, saying 'WTF'.

 

Event: GAMMA#846 Rones v Regueiro     
Date:   Aug 15, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Horse misses the target.
Jesus is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Jesus has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Horse is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Horse tries to clinch there but Jesus circles away.
Horse is looking to land body kicks.
Jesus misses with a lunging right hand
and Horse counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Horse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jesus misses with an uppercut. Horse saw that one coming.
Horse circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Horse has closed the distance and engaged Jesus in a clinch.
Jesus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jesus tries to pull guard but Horse won't allow it.
Jesus fails to pull guard.
Jesus stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jesus lands with a light punch inside. #T1#
Jesus misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC#
Horse breaks the clinch.
A lazy left from Horse finds it's target.
Horse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Jesus swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Horse makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#CL2#
Jesus instigates a clinch.
Horse can't find room to land a body shot as Jesus controls the action.
Horse lands a nice knee to the body.
Horse softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Horse cracks Jesus with a nice body shot.
Jesus looks winded!
A body shot lands from Horse. #BC#
Horse breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Horse has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jesus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Horse scores with a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Horse tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jesus's elbow. #T2#
Jesus can't find room to land a body shot as Horse controls the action.
Horse misses with some punches.
Horse lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jesus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jesus lands with a short shot to the head. #BC#
Horse pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Horse gets tackled into the cage by Jesus. Jesus maintains the clinch.
Jesus prevents a body shot from Horse.
Horse lands with a short shot to the head. #TD2#
Jesus decides to pull guard.
Horse trying to stand up but can't free himself from Jesus's guard.#SUB2#
Jesus has his foot on Horse's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Horse works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Jesus working for submissions but it's allowed Horse to get to half guard.
Horse will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB2#
Jesus actively working from the bottom here.#T3#
Jesus is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Jesus looking for submissions off his back.#SU#
Horse stands up out of the half guard.
Horse lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Horse lands a nice shot to the body.
Jesus steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Horse. That one must have hurt.
Horse keeps Jesus at a distance using the push kick. #T4#
Horse throws the kick towards the body but Jesus avoids it.
Horse throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.#CL#
Horse closes the distance and clinches.
Jesus tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Horse just stands there and leans against the cage.
Roar Horse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Evaristo Jesus.
Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but Horse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but Horse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Horse pushes Jesus back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Horse lands a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Horse scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jesus jumps guard but Horse turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #BC#
Horse breaks the clinch.
Horse throws a body shot but no joy.
Horse thows a body kick. Jesus tries to catch it but that hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roar Horse dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Jesus slips a jab and a cross from Horse.
Horse looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#CL#
Horse fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jesus, pushing him back against the cage.
Jesus throws a head punch that misses.
Horse tries to work over Jesus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Roar Horse has scored more points in the clinch so far.#BC2#
Jesus breaks the clinch.
A punch lands to the side of Horse 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jesus avoids a kick to the body.
Horse looks to score with a jab to the body but Jesus is just out of range.
Horse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jesus.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jesus misses with a hook.
Nice jab there from Horse. #T1#
Horse thows a body kick. Jesus tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jesus is breathing heavily.
Jesus glances at the clock... BAM! Horse nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Jesus crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Jesus is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Roar Horse!
After winning the bout, Roar Horse thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Evaristo Jesus was interviewed post fight and said 'WTF'.

 

Event: GAMMA#841 Benedetti v Rones     
Date:   Jul 18, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
Jesus forces Steele back against the cage and clinches.
Steele working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Steele scores a nice knee to the body.
Jesus tries to pull guard but Steele won't allow it.
Steele pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Steele lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jesus blocks a punch to the side of the head. #TD#
Jesus pulls guard successfully. #SU2#
Steele gets to his feet. Jesus looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Steele scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Steele cracks Jesus with an open hand slap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steele throws a body shot but no joy.
Steele tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Steele.
Steele misses the shot to the body.
Jesus with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Steele to score with a decent uppercut.
Jesus slips under a jab.
Jesus throwing a counter right hand but Steele manages to avoid it.
Steele steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jesus.
Steele throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jesus staying out of range there.
As Steele tries to get set, Jesus tries to push him back and clinch up but Steele manages to avoid the attempt.#T1#
Jesus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Steele finds it's way round the side to connect with Jesus's head.
Steele misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jesus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Steele is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jesus throws a body shot but no joy.
Steele misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jesus.
Jesus drops his hands momentarily and Steele takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Steele staying out of range there.
Jesus gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jesus dodges the punch combination from Steele.
Steele tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jesus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
It looked like Jesus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jesus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Steele.
Jesus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Steele tries to clinch but Jesus moves out of range. #T2##CL2#
Steele closes the distance and pushes Jesus back into the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jesus tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Steele landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jesus is breathing heavily.
Steele comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Steele misses with a punch to the body.
Steele creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jesus's defenses.
Steele crunches a lovely knee into Jesus's ribcage.
Steele lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Steele.
Nice elbow from Steele.
Steele lands an uppercut.
Jesus is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Steele to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Evaristo Jesus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jesus tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Steele misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#It looks like Evaristo Jesus has been cut.
Steele throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jesus blocks it with crossed arms.
Jesus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
I was talking to Jesus's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Steele.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Steele.
Still in the clinch, Steele scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jesus avoids the elbow strike from Steele, against the cage. #T3##TD#
Jesus jumps guard. #SU2#
Jesus is working an open guard so Steele takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Steele ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
Steele is looking to clinch but Jesus is avoiding it. #CL2#
Steele drives through and clinches with Jesus against the cage.
Steele misses with a hook to the ribs.
Steele blocking some punches.
Jesus struggles to land a body shot inside as Steele controls his hands.
Steele swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Steele lands a knee to the head.
Steele looks to throw an elbow but misses. #BC#
Jesus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Steele uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jesus.
Steele defending well as Jesus loads up on a big left hand.
Steele bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Steele misses the shot to the body.
Steele scores with a body shot. #T4##CL2#
Steele clinches with his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#TD#
Jesus decides to pull guard.
Jesus has a closed guard, preventing Steele from standing up. #SUB#
Jesus is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Steele defends well.
Steele tries to stand but Jesus is controlling from the bottom. #SUB#
Jesus is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Steele has his hands clasped together but Jesus extends and breaks Steele's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Jesus.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Evaristo Jesus!
An intense looking Evaristo Jesus took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Antoski rematch? Move to HW? Gimme whoever you want.'.

 

Event: GAMMA#837 Spike v Horse     
Date:   Jun 27, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donk. Jesus catches Delsarte right on the button with a cross.#CUT#It looks like Gauthier Delsarte has been cut.
Delsarte slips a jab from Jesus.
A head kick misses from Delsarte.
Jesus tries to close the distance and clinch but Delsarte swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Delsarte throws a poor cross that misses
letting Jesus counter with a right hand.
A big right from Delsarte misses.
Jesus avoids the body shot from Delsarte.
It looked like Jesus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus tries to clinch up but Delsarte circles away and keeps his distance.
Delsarte throws out a counter right but Jesus avoids it with no problem.
Delsarte lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash. #CL#
Jesus drives through and clinches with Delsarte against the cage. #T1#
Delsarte goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jesus scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC2#
Delsarte breaks from the clinch.
Jesus throws a hook but Delsarte avoids it easily.
Delsarte swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jesus with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Delsarte to score with a decent uppercut.
Jesus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Delsarte.
Delsarte uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Delsarte keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jesus.
Some wild striking there from Jesus.
It seemed like Delsarte was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T2#
Delsarte lands with a kick to the ribs.
Nice uppercut there from Delsarte.
Jesus closes the distance looking to clinch
and Delsarte counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jesus has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Delsarte.
Jesus is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Delsarte throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jesus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T3#
Delsarte throws a sloppy body shot
and Jesus counters with a stiff right hand.
Delsarte goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jesus tries to close the distance and clinch up but Delsarte swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jesus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Delsarte misses with a series of wild punches.
A little feinted left hand from Jesus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jesus needs to keep his hands up - Delsarte had a free shot at his head there.#T4#
Delsarte swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jesus smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#CUT#That has opened up Gauthier Delsarte's cut even more.
Jesus on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Delsarte connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jesus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jesus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Delsarte to counter with a crisp jab.
Jesus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jesus scores with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gauthier Delsarte dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gauthier Delsarte's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Delsarte goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jesus is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Delsarte scores with a nice strike.
Delsarte loads up on a big right hand but Jesus slips the punch.
Jesus throwing a counter right hand but Delsarte manages to avoid it.
Delsarte is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Delsarte bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Delsarte looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Delsarte has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jesus misses with a wild body shot.
Jesus tries to clinch but Delsarte moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Jesus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jesus ducks right into an uppercut from Delsarte.
Delsarte throws a right and a left that Jesus avoids nicely.
As Delsarte looks to move away, Jesus throws a big counter combo but Delsarte just gets out of the way.#T1#
Delsarte lands a nice shot that snaps Jesus's head back.
Delsarte has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#KD2#
Delsarte lands a big uppercut and Jesus crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Jesus looks OK. Delsarte waves Jesus back to his feet!#ROC2#Jesus is rocked!
Jesus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Delsarte throws out a loose jab but Jesus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jesus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Delsarte scores with a jab to the head.
Jesus connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jesus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Delsarte looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#CL#
Jesus moves into the clinch successfully.
Delsarte misses with a punch on the inside. #T2#
Jesus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Delsarte tries to break the clinch but Jesus is controlling the position.
Jesus tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Delsarte just stands there and leans against the cage.
Delsarte lands a hook that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Jesus lands a body punch in the clinch.
Delsarte is breathing heavily.
Delsarte's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#BC#
Jesus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jesus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Delsarte on the side of the head.
Delsarte ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
Nice defenses there by Delsarte.#KD#
Jesus cracks Delsarte with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Delsarte looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Jesus finish him? #CUT#The cut above Gauthier Delsarte's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Jesus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T3#
Jesus lands a nice looking body shot. #CL#
Delsarte gets tackled into the cage by Jesus. Jesus maintains the clinch.
Delsarte fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Delsarte prevents a body shot from Jesus. #BC2#
Delsarte manages to break the clinch.
Jesus missing with a left hand there. Delsarte was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd cheers as Delsarte lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jesus doesn't seem phased though.
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Delsarte sees it coming and avoids it easily.
It seemed like Delsarte was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jesus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jesus throws an off balance right hand
and Delsarte counters with a series of strikes. Jesus will be more careful next time no doubt. #T4#
Jesus misses with a body shot.
As Jesus backs off Delsarte throws a huge counter combo but Jesus manages to avoid it all.
Jesus throws a poor cross that misses
and Delsarte cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jesus misses with a straight right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Delsarte keeps the fight on the outside.
Jesus blocks a head kick by Delsarte.
Delsarte loads up on a big right hand but Jesus slips the punch.
Jesus slips a jab from Delsarte.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Gauthier Delsarte will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Gauthier Delsarte's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3##CL#
Jesus moves into the clinch successfully.
Jesus prevents a body shot from Delsarte.
Delsarte lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Delsarte throws a punch but it's blocked by Jesus.
Delsarte tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Still in the clinch, Jesus scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jesus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Delsarte lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jesus gets through Delsarte's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Delsarte misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Delsarte's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A big left from Jesus misses.
A decent looking cross lands there for Delsarte.
Jesus is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #T1#
No joy there for Delsarte, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Delsarte swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Delsarte defending well as Jesus loads up on a big left hand.
A little jabbing left from Delsarte on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Gauthier Delsarte seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jesus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Delsarte counters with a good, hard body kick but Jesus shrugs it off.
Delsarte misses with a lunging right hand
and Jesus counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#Gauthier Delsarte's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Jesus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Delsarte! But no joy.
Delsarte keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jesus.
Delsarte displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jesus throws out the jab.
Evaristo Jesus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Delsarte throws a nice looking combination but Jesus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jesus misses with the combination.
Delsarte steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jesus.
Jesus swinging wildly here.
Delsarte throws a hook but Jesus avoids it easily.#T3#
Jesus misses with a lunging right hand
and Delsarte counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Delsarte throws a sloppy head kick and Jesus moves out of range easily.
Jesus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Delsarte on the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gauthier Delsarte's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Evaristo Jesus!
Post fight, Evaristo Jesus took to the microphone: 'Antoski rematch? Move to HW? Gimme whoever you want.'.

 

Event: GAMMA#830 Jesus v McArthur     
Date:   May 23, 2020
#R1#
MacArthur Jnr takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
MacArthur Jnr turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Jesus blocks the leg kick.
Jesus throws a hook but MacArthur Jnr avoids it easily.
Jesus checks the leg kick.
Jesus staying out of range there.
MacArthur Jnr has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jesus throws a right and a left that both miss.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a looping left.
Jesus misses with a looping left.
MacArthur Jnr lands a front kick.
MacArthur Jnr has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jesus finds it's way round the side to connect with MacArthur Jnr's head.
MacArthur Jnr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
Jesus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jesus blocks a jab.
MacArthur Jnr ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
Jesus loads up on a big right hand but MacArthur Jnr slips the punch.
MacArthur Jnr scores with a jab.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a body kick.
Jesus with a nice cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
MacArthur Jnr throws a big shot that misses.
Jesus throws a hook to the side of MacArthur Jnr's head but MacArthur Jnr sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Evaristo Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Jesus misses.
Jesus throws a leg kick which misses MacArthur Jnr's front leg but catches the back leg as MacArthur Jnr tries to avoid it. #T1#
MacArthur Jnr ducks right into an uppercut from Jesus.
MacArthur Jnr pushes Jesus away with a front kick.
Jesus misses with a body shot.
Jesus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from MacArthur Jnr.
A low kick lands for MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr misses the shot to the body.
MacArthur Jnr throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jesus.
A swing and a miss from MacArthur Jnr.
Jesus throwing a counter right hand but MacArthur Jnr manages to avoid it.
A clash of legs there as Jesus blocks the low kick.
Jesus throws a right and a left that MacArthur Jnr avoids nicely.
Jesus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
MacArthur Jnr checks a leg kick.
MacArthur Jnr avoids the body shot from Jesus.
Jesus shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
MacArthur Jnr connects with a looping right hand.
Jesus looks to score with a jab to the body but MacArthur Jnr is just out of range.
MacArthur Jnr looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
MacArthur Jnr looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract MacArthur Jnr.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jesus misses with a body shot.
Jesus throws a looping overhand right but MacArthur Jnr ducks down to avoid it.
MacArthur Jnr checks a leg kick nicely.
Jesus misses with a straight right.
Jesus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Jesus.
Jesus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and MacArthur Jnr connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jesus scrambles back to his feet.
Jesus checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A cross from Jesus lands.
Jesus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and MacArthur Jnr makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Jesus lands a body shot.
Jesus looks to land a left hand but MacArthur Jnr moved out of range nicely.
Jesus moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
MacArthur Jnr slips under a jab.
MacArthur Jnr lands with a good body shot.
Jesus throws a jab when MacArthur Jnr was well out of range.
MacArthur Jnr throws out a counter right but Jesus avoids it with no problem.
MacArthur Jnr misses the shot to the body.
Jesus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
MacArthur Jnr lands an overhand right.#T3#
MacArthur Jnr misses with a looping right.
A jab from Jesus misses.
MacArthur Jnr connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jesus momentarily.
Jesus scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
MacArthur Jnr lands with a cross. #CL2#
MacArthur Jnr darts in and clinches Jesus up against the cage.
Jesus is trying to break the clinch but MacArthur Jnr has him pressed against the cage.
Jesus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of MacArthur Jnr backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jesus.
Jesus lands a hook to the side of the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Jesus prevents a body shot from MacArthur Jnr. #BC2#
MacArthur Jnr manages to break the clinch.
A big right from Jesus misses.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a looping right.
MacArthur Jnr throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MacArthur Jnr shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
MacArthur Jnr throws a low kick but Jesus moves out of range easily.
MacArthur Jnr lands a front kick.
MacArthur Jnr lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#T4#
Jesus moves out of range as MacArthur Jnr throws a body kick.
MacArthur Jnr missing with a left hand there. Jesus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
MacArthur Jnr slips a straight right by Jesus.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr feints a counter leg kick.
MacArthur Jnr lands a front kick.
MacArthur Jnr is looking to score with low kicks.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a hook. Jesus ducked under it nicely.
A big left from Jesus misses.
Jesus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but MacArthur Jnr moves away.
Jesus defending well as MacArthur Jnr loads up on a big left hand.
MacArthur Jnr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jesus throws a hook but MacArthur Jnr avoids it easily.
Jesus slips a straight right by MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jesus.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jesus throws a hook but MacArthur Jnr blocks it.
MacArthur Jnr fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jesus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
MacArthur Jnr takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jesus steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from MacArthur Jnr. That one must have hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Robert MacArthur Jnr will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
MacArthur Jnr tries to work over Jesus's front leg with a kick but Jesus checks it.
MacArthur Jnr ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
No joy there for Jesus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a wild body shot.
MacArthur Jnr throws a leg kick but Jesus checks it.
Jesus tries to move into range but MacArthur Jnr moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
MacArthur Jnr is looking to slow Jesus down with leg kicks.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jesus.
MacArthur Jnr on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jesus checks a leg kick.
Jesus avoids a kick to the body.
Jesus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
MacArthur Jnr connects with a solid leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but MacArthur Jnr moves away.
MacArthur Jnr throws a looping overhand right but Jesus ducks down to avoid it.
Jesus slips under a jab.
MacArthur Jnr throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jesus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but MacArthur Jnr manages to avoid it.
Jesus looks to land a combination but MacArthur Jnr avoids it well.
A nice side step and MacArthur Jnr releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Robert MacArthur Jnr seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T1#
A telegraphed right hand from Jesus misses the target.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by MacArthur Jnr.
No joy there for Jesus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a kick to the body.
Jesus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. MacArthur Jnr sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jesus swings and misses with a shot to the body
and MacArthur Jnr counters with a nice uppercut.
MacArthur Jnr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jesus.
MacArthur Jnr scores with a push kick.
MacArthur Jnr lands a nice looking body kick.
MacArthur Jnr takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Donk. MacArthur Jnr catches Jesus right on the button with a cross.
Jesus checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jesus misses with a wild combination.
Jesus missing with a left hand there. MacArthur Jnr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
MacArthur Jnr appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
MacArthur Jnr pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jesus scores with a punch to the head.
Jesus lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #T2#
MacArthur Jnr scores with a jab.
Jesus looks to throw the jab but MacArthur Jnr is out of range.
MacArthur Jnr replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Jesus blocks it well.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a body kick.
A low kick lands for MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jesus is out of range.
MacArthur Jnr looks to score with a jab to the body but Jesus is just out of range.
Jesus blocks a jab.
MacArthur Jnr lands with a thumping leg kick.
MacArthur Jnr avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
MacArthur Jnr connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jesus has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
MacArthur Jnr slips a straight right by Jesus.
MacArthur Jnr is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
MacArthur Jnr ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
Jesus misses with a wild body shot.
MacArthur Jnr chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jesus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but MacArthur Jnr manages to avoid it.
MacArthur Jnr waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jesus.
Jesus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T3#
MacArthur Jnr thumps Jesus with a low kick.
A big left from Jesus misses.
Jesus throws a hook but MacArthur Jnr blocks it.
Jesus looks to land a left hand but MacArthur Jnr moved out of range nicely.
Jesus misses with a body shot.
A nice side step and MacArthur Jnr releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
MacArthur Jnr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jesus circles away quickly and effectively.
A jab from MacArthur Jnr misses.
MacArthur Jnr tried to score with a low kick but Jesus checks it.
Jesus blocks a jab.
Jesus walks into a straight right hand from MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A big left from Jesus misses.
MacArthur Jnr works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
MacArthur Jnr pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jesus lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Jesus.
A slapping body kick lands there for MacArthur Jnr.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Donk. MacArthur Jnr catches Jesus right on the button with a cross.
Jesus slips a jab from MacArthur Jnr.
Jesus throws a big counter combination but MacArthur Jnr scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#T4#
Jesus takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jesus throws a looping overhand right but MacArthur Jnr ducks down to avoid it.
MacArthur Jnr scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jesus misses with a hook
and Jesus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jesus throws a hook but MacArthur Jnr blocks it.
MacArthur Jnr with the inside leg kick.
Jesus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jesus is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jesus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jesus looks to land a left hand but MacArthur Jnr moved out of range nicely.
MacArthur Jnr is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
MacArthur Jnr is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
MacArthur Jnr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jesus.
Jesus is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
MacArthur Jnr throws a low kick, looking for Jesus's leg but Jesus calmly moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jesus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MacArthur Jnr was well out of range. Poor timing from Jesus.
Jesus throws a poor cross that misses
and MacArthur Jnr counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jesus takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jesus misses the jab.
Jesus misses with a shot to the body
and MacArthur Jnr cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert MacArthur Jnr showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Jesus staying out of range there.
MacArthur Jnr lands a head shot.
Jesus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jesus's head backwards.
Jesus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and MacArthur Jnr counters with a stiff right hand.
Jesus looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jesus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
MacArthur Jnr throws a wild body kick that Jesus sees coming a mile off.
Jesus checks the leg kick nicely there.
A cross from MacArthur Jnr lands.
MacArthur Jnr throws a shot from downtown. Jesus moves away and avoids it.
MacArthur Jnr throws a wild body kick that Jesus sees coming a mile off.
MacArthur Jnr swings for the body but Jesus moves out of range.
MacArthur Jnr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
MacArthur Jnr replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Jesus blocks it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MacArthur Jnr looking to land some kicks to the body here.
MacArthur Jnr tests Jesus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a straight left.
Jesus moves out of range as MacArthur Jnr strikes.
Jesus blocks a jab.#T1#
The fighters circling - Jesus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
MacArthur Jnr lands an overhand right.
MacArthur Jnr throws the left hand but Jesus avoids the punch easily.
Jesus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from MacArthur Jnr.
Jesus throws a nice inside leg kick.
MacArthur Jnr scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jesus throws a low kick, looking for MacArthur Jnr's leg but MacArthur Jnr calmly moves out of range.
MacArthur Jnr moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
MacArthur Jnr ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
MacArthur Jnr uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
It seemed like MacArthur Jnr was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jesus slips a jab from MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr clobbers Jesus with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
MacArthur Jnr cracks Jesus with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
MacArthur Jnr changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jesus missing with a left hand there. MacArthur Jnr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
MacArthur Jnr moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Evaristo Jesus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus misses with an uppercut
and MacArthur Jnr counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr moves out of range as Jesus strikes.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr only half commits to the counter leg kick.
MacArthur Jnr with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jesus is really struggling to find his range with his punches. MacArthur Jnr's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
MacArthur Jnr with a nice cross.
Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
MacArthur Jnr dodges the punch combination from Jesus.
MacArthur Jnr swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A good leg kick by MacArthur Jnr.
MacArthur Jnr lands a lovely overhand right.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a body punch
and Jesus counters with a straight right hand.
Jesus looks to throw the jab but MacArthur Jnr is out of range.
MacArthur Jnr avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
MacArthur Jnr scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
MacArthur Jnr with a jab.
Jesus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T3#
Jesus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from MacArthur Jnr finds it's way round the side to connect with Jesus's head.
Jesus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jesus, as that shot connected.
MacArthur Jnr lands a lovely overhand right.
MacArthur Jnr misses with a wild body shot.
Jesus appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. MacArthur Jnr moves away and avoids it.
MacArthur Jnr throws a combination. Jesus tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
MacArthur Jnr with the inside leg kick.
Jesus lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
MacArthur Jnr throws a wild body kick that Jesus sees coming a mile off.
MacArthur Jnr moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jesus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
MacArthur Jnr connects with a jab.
Jesus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jesus walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. MacArthur Jnr checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jesus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jesus misses with the combination.
MacArthur Jnr looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T4#
Jesus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Good shot there by MacArthur Jnr.
Jesus scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. MacArthur Jnr doesn't seem bothered though.
A nice inside leg kick there by MacArthur Jnr. That's going to slow Jesus down.
MacArthur Jnr slips a straight right by Jesus.
MacArthur Jnr scores with a hook to the body. Jesus takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
MacArthur Jnr keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
MacArthur Jnr keeps Jesus at a distance using the push kick.
Jesus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jesus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and MacArthur Jnr counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
MacArthur Jnr throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A jab from Jesus misses.
MacArthur Jnr unleashes a big counter combination but Jesus bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
The fighters circling - Jesus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Robert MacArthur Jnr is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
MacArthur Jnr lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robert MacArthur Jnr comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got MacArthur Jnr winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robert MacArthur Jnr!

After winning the bout, Robert MacArthur Jnr thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Evaristo Jesus had this to say: 'WTF'.

 

Event: GAMMA#826 Bolleke v Paa     
Date:   May 02, 2020
#R1#
Jesus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Antoski.
Jesus moves out of range of the strikes.
Antoski tries to work over Jesus's front leg with a kick but Jesus checks it.
Jesus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Antoski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jesus.
Antoski goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Antoski attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jesus scores with a one two! Antoski had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Antoski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Antoski steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Antoski ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Antoski misses with a looping right.
Jesus tries to bum rush Antoski with a series of wild strikes but Antoski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Antoski slips under a jab from Jesus.
Jesus scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Antoski has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jesus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Antoski catches Jesus with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Antoski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus misses with an uppercut.
Jesus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Antoski throws out the jab.
Jesus takes a shot to the body in his stride. #T1#
Jesus throws a body punch but Antoski moves out of range.
Antoski thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesus takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jesus throws a hook to the side of Antoski's head but Antoski sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Antoski lands with a shot to the body.
Jesus misses with the combination.
A nice leg kick lands there from Antoski.
Antoski staying out of range there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Antoski's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jesus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Antoski scrambles back to his feet.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Antoski was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Antoski keeps Jesus at a distance using the push kick.
Antoski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jesus.
Antoski cracks the inside of Jesus's front leg.
Antoski avoids the head kick by Jesus.
Antoski misses with a leg kick.
Antoski slips a straight right by Jesus.
Jesus loads up on a big right hand but Antoski slips the punch.#T2#
Antoski looks to land a left hand but Jesus moved out of range nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Antoski lands a jab to Jesus's midsection.
Jesus takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Antoski throws a jab when Jesus was well out of range.
Antoski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Antoski throws a hook to the side of Jesus's head but Jesus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Antoski is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A telegraphed right hand from Jesus misses the target.
Antoski thinks about the counter body kick.
Antoski misses with a looping right.
Nice defenses there by Jesus.
Antoski throws a head kick that misses.
Jesus throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jesus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Antoski.
Jesus swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Antoski scores with the left hand. Jesus knows he should have avoided that one.
Antoski throws a body shot but no joy.
Antoski motions for Jesus to come forward. Antoski throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Antoski throws out a loose jab but Jesus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Antoski throws out a loose jab but Jesus uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Jesus takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Antoski throws a looping overhand right but Jesus ducks down to avoid it.
Antoski throws an overhand right that lands on Jesus's shoulder, as Jesus tries to avoid the shot.
Antoski catches Jesus with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A big right from Antoski misses.
Jesus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jesus misses with a wild body shot.
Jesus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Antoski was well out of range. Poor timing from Jesus.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Antoski.
Antoski is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Jesus with a body shot.
Jesus looks to throw the jab but Antoski is out of range.
Antoski throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Antoski clobbers Jesus with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jesus moves forwards but Antoski connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Antoski throws a big shot that misses.
Jesus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Antoski jabs Jesus to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jesus throws the left hand but Antoski avoids the punch easily.
Antoski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Antoski connects with a body shot that sends Jesus's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Antoski throws an off balance right hand
and Jesus counters with a straight right hand.#T4#
Antoski connects with a body shot.
Jesus misses with a few strikes there.
A little jabbing left from Antoski on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Antoski looks to land a right hand but Jesus moved out of range.
Jesus throws a series of punches but Antoski moves out of range.
Jesus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Antoski loads up on a big right hand but Jesus slips the punch.
Antoski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jesus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Antoski misses the target.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jesus.
Jesus takes a swing at Antoski's ribcage but misses.
Jesus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Antoski.
Antoski is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Jesus with a body shot.
Antoski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus works the jab nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jesus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Antoski checks it well.
Jesus avoids the body shot from Antoski.
Jesus throws a body punch but Antoski moves out of range.
Jesus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shawn Antoski dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Jesus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Antoski is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jesus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Antoskis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Antoski is looking to chop away at Jesus's legs.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Jesus might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Antoski moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Jesus throws a looping overhand right but Antoski ducks down to avoid it.
Antoski tries to counter by closing the distance.
Jesus connects with a right hand. Antoski shakes it off.
Jesus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Antoski.
An inside leg kick lands from Antoski.
Antoski misses with a straight right.
Antoski defending well as Jesus loads up on a big left hand.
Antoski is looking to score with low kicks.
Jesus throwing a counter right hand but Antoski manages to avoid it.
Jesus throws a push kick but Antoski slaps the foot to one side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus lands a right hook to the body.
Antoski throws a jab but it's blocked by Jesus.
Antoski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
As Antoski backs away, Jesus returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Jesus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Antoski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Antoski darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#T1#
Jesus lands a jab.
Nice cross by Jesus.
Antoski slips under a jab from Jesus.
Jesus misses the jab.
Jesus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Antoski.
Jesus throws a series of punches but Antoski moves out of range.
Antoski flicks out a counter leg kick but Jesus steps away.
Jesus moves out of range of the strikes.
Antoski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Jesus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Antoski.
Antoski goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Antoski throws an overhand right that lands on Jesus's shoulder, as Jesus tries to avoid the shot.
Antoski with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jesus to score with a decent uppercut.
Nice shot lands for Antoski.
Jesus throws a sloppy head kick and Antoski moves out of range easily.
Antoski lands an overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A slow jab from Jesus misses its intended target. #T2#
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Antoski.
Jesus misses with a hook
and Antoski counters with a big head kick but Jesus shrugs it off.
Jesus takes one on the button.
Shawn Antoski seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jesus throws a nice looking combination but Antoski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Antoski wants to slow Jesus down by chopping away at his legs.
Jesus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Antoski.
Antoski is looking to chop away at Jesus's legs.
A chopping leg kick lands by Antoski.
Jesus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jesus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jesus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Antoski.
Jesus went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Antoski misses with a straight right.
Jesus connects with the punch.
Antoski scores with a hook.
Antoski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jesus throws a hook but Antoski blocks it.
A combination from Antoski does no damage.
Jesus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Antoski stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#T3#
Antoski bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jesus's head.
Jesus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Antoski has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jesus finds it's way round the side to connect with Antoski's head.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Antoski.
Jesus looks to score with a jab to the body but Antoski is just out of range.
Antoski takes a swing at Jesus's ribcage but misses.
Jesus misses with a hook.
Antoski throws a body punch but Jesus moves out of range.
Jesus scores with a hook.
Antoski throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A big left from Antoski misses.
Antoski throws a hook but Jesus blocks it.
Jesus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Antoski feints a counter leg kick.
Antoski tries a head kick but it misses.
Jesus misses with a series of wild punches.
A slow jab from Jesus misses its intended target. #T4#
Jesus scores with a jab to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Antoski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jesus.
Jesus closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jesus throws a lazy right hand but Antoski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. Antoski moves away and avoids it.
Antoski connects with an inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Antoski misses the target.
Jesus avoids the body shot from Antoski.
Jesus went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Antoski thuds his right hand into Jesus's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Antoski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jesus blocks a head kick by Antoski.
Jesus throws a series of punches but Antoski avoids them all with ease.
Antoski throws a fast counter high kick but Jesus manages to duck under it in time.
Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Antoski.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Antoski lands with a thumping leg kick.
Antoski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jesus stuns Antoski with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jesus swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Antoski.
Antoski throws a head kick but Jesus moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Evaristo Jesus will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Antoski thuds his right hand into Jesus's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Antoski ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
Jesus looks to score with a jab to the body but Antoski is just out of range.
Jesus looks to score with a jab to the body but Antoski is just out of range.
Antoski connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Antoski misses with a body shot.
Antoski jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jesus scores with a nice head shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Jesus misses the target.
Antoski looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Antoski throws a big shot that misses.
Jesus cracks Antoski with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus tries a head kick but it misses.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Antoski.
Jesus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Antoski stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jesus is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Antoski dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jesus. That did some damage!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jesus, as that shot connected.
Jesus scores with a jab to the jaw.#T1#
Jesus lands a jab to the head.
Antoski keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jesus.
Antoski uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jesus walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Antoski.
Antoski fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Jesus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Antoski misses with a double jab.
Jesus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And Antoski responds with a good body kick, but Jesus manages to step out the way in time.
Antoski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Antoski.
Jesus misses with an uppercut.
Antoski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jesus.
A slow jab from Jesus misses its intended target.
Jesus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Antoski looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jesus scores with a three punch combo!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Antoski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T2#
Jesus throws an off balance right hand
and Antoski counters with a nice body kick.
Jesus misses with a few strikes there.
Antoski tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jesus is able to avoid easily.
Jesus moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Antoski throws a head kick that misses.
Jesus misses with a hook. Antoski ducked under it nicely.
Antoski fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jesus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Antoski was well out of range. Poor timing from Jesus.
Jesus scores with a head kick. Antoski tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jesus misses with a hook to the body
and Antoski counters with a stiff right hand.
Antoski connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Antoski misses with a hook.
Antoski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jesus.
Jesus misses with a two punch combination.
Antoski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Jesus was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A swing and a miss from Antoski.#T3#
Jesus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Antoski lands with a good body shot.
Jesus cracks Antoski with a good jab.
A bone on bone clash there as Jesus blocks the leg kick.
Jesus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Antoski counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jesus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Antoski.
Jesus throws a body shot but no joy.
Antoski throws a fast counter high kick but Jesus manages to duck under it in time.
Antoski throws a jab when Jesus was well out of range.
Antoski takes a swing at Jesus's ribcage but misses.
Jesus scores with a decent looking hook.
Jesus cracks Antoski with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jesus blocks a jab.
Jesus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Antoski missing with a left hand there. Jesus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jesus misses with a body kick.
Antoski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jesus manages to avoid it.
Antoski scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jesus moves out of range of the body kick.
Antoski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Antoski looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A big left from Jesus misses.
Antoski throws an overhand right that lands on Jesus's shoulder, as Jesus tries to avoid the shot.
Antoski tries a low kick but Jesus avoids it.
Jesus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jesus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Antoski works the jab nicely.
Jesus throws a body shot but no joy.
Antoski tries a head kick but it misses.
Antoski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Antoski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jesus wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Jesus scores with a decent looking hook.
Jesus connects with a body shot.
Antoski throws a low kick, looking for Jesus's leg but Jesus calmly moves out of range.
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. Antoski moves away and avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Shawn Antoski.
Well Antoski has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shawn Antoski!

During a confident post fight interview, Shawn Antoski thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: GAMMA#818 Bolleke v Slurper     
Date:   Mar 21, 2020
#R1#
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bolleke.
Bolleke lands a nice hook to Slurper's body. Slurper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slurper throws a jab when Bolleke was well out of range.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bolleke throws out the jab.
Bolleke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper lands a right hook to the body.
Slurper takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bolleke throws a lazy uppercut
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thomas Bolleke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot. #TD#
Bolleke scores with a takedown into Slurper's guard.#ES2#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Slurper manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bolleke throws a head punch that misses.
Bolleke lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.#BC#
Bolleke breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Slurper swings for the body but Bolleke moves out of range. #T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Bolleke. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Bolleke's head but Bolleke sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bolleke misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper tries to counter with a clinch but Bolleke shakes him off and moves away.
A slow jab from Bolleke misses its intended target.
Bolleke throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper scores with a jab. Bolleke acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Slurper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bolleke dodges the punch combination from Slurper.
Bolleke takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#TD#
Bolleke drives through with a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
Slurper looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #T2#
Slurper working a defensive guard but Bolleke passes into half guard.
Slurper is looking for a sweep. Bolleke is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bolleke lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Bolleke looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Slurper with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #ES2#
Slurper kicks Bolleke off and gets back to his feet.
Snot Slurper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bolleke manages to avoid it.#TD#
Bolleke scores with a takedown into Slurper's guard.#ES2#
Slurper pushes Bolleke off and gets back to his feet.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Bolleke moves away and avoids it.
Bolleke takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bolleke is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T3#
Slurper scores with a nice strike.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bolleke thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bolleke misses with a straight right.
Bolleke slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper's coach down at Save America! TRUMP 2020! was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Slurper's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Bolleke throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Bolleke looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bolleke.
Bolleke throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Nice takedown defense from Slurper. No joy for Bolleke on that attempt. #TD#
Bolleke shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Slurper wants to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slurper wants to sweep but Bolleke has passed to side control!#T4#
Bolleke scoring with punches from side control.
Bolleke is looking to take a break and control but Slurper is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bolleke has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Slurper is trying to get back to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bolleke working the ground and pound from side control.
Bolleke working the ground and pound.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Bolleke moves into full mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Thomas Bolleke will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
Bolleke avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bolleke drops down looking for a counter takedown but Slurper sprawls and moves away.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bolleke.
Bolleke is looking to counter punch.
Bolleke loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bolleke was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bolleke darts in looking for a takedown but Slurper gets double underhooks and turns Bolleke into the cage.
Bolleke scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jab, jab by Bolleke - just one landing.
Bolleke connects with a single shot there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bolleke darts in looking for a takedown but Slurper gets double underhooks and turns Bolleke into the cage.
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bolleke.
Bolleke shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Bolleke does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and Bolleke counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Slurper throws a right hand that Bolleke ducks under and follows up with a left that Bolleke also avoids with ease.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Bolleke moved out of range.
Bolleke misses with a body shot.
Bolleke rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Slurper counters with a left to the body.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Bolleke ducks down to avoid it.
Bolleke tries to score a power double leg takedown but Slurper sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Bolleke somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thomas Bolleke. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sloppy strikes from Slurper. Those never looked like landing.
Bolleke looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Slurper. Those never looked like landing. #TD#
Bolleke fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Slurper sprawls well initially but Bolleke persists and gets the takedown into half guard. #ES2#
Slurper kicks Bolleke off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Bolleke.
Snot Slurper seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Bolleke moved out of range nicely.
Slurper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Slurper scores with a jab.
A shot to the body from Bolleke misses
letting Slurper counter with a right hand.
Slurper gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bolleke uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bolleke steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot. #TD#
Bolleke drives through with a takedown into guard.
Bolleke stands and throws Slurper's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Slurper pushes Bolleke away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bolleke gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Slurper tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Bolleke wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T3#
Slurper regains half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slurper is looking to improve his position.
Slurper works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bolleke slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Slurper is looking to reverse the position.
Bolleke working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards. #T4#
Slurper is being controlled here.
Slurper wants to control but Bolleke postures up.
Bolleke working the head with strikes.
Slurper wants to control but Bolleke postures up.
Bolleke working the head and body with strikes.
Slurper is looking for a sweep.
Bolleke is looking to take a break and control but Slurper is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bolleke lands some shots froms side control.
Bolleke wants to lay and pray for a moment but Slurper keeps working.
Bolleke is chipping away with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Thomas Bolleke will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R3#
Bolleke blocks a jab.#TD#
Bolleke shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Slurper wants to get back to his feet but Bolleke passes into half guard. #REVB#
Bolleke throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bolleke is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Slurper trying to control but Bolleke postures up.
Bolleke takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bolleke is looking to advance position but Slurper won't allow it. #SUB#
Bolleke is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #T1#
Bolleke stops Slurper from getting back to his feet.
Slurper gets full guard.#SUB2#
Slurper is looking for a triangle but Bolleke pushes his legs off easily.
We've been hearing that Bolleke has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Slurper controlling the position.#SUB2#
Slurper has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bolleke can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bolleke is stalling in the full guard.
Bolleke wants to control from the top but Slurper keeps moving. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Slurper is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB#
Bolleke looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Bolleke moves into full guard.
Bolleke trying to control the position. #SUB#
Bolleke looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T3#
Slurper tries to stand but Bolleke is controlling from the bottom.
Bolleke looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Slurper would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
A jab from Bolleke does it's job there.
Bolleke loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bolleke scores with a jab to the body.#T4#
A jab lands there for Bolleke.
Bolleke sizes up Slurper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Bolleke does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bolleke tries to counter with a takedown but Slurper is quick to defend against it.
Bolleke throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bolleke sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A slow jab from Bolleke misses its intended target.
Bolleke ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Bolleke misses with a lunging right hand
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bolleke avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bolleke was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bolleke goes for a double leg but Slurper avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Slurper continues to drive forward.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Bolleke slips the punch.
Bolleke misses with a takedown
and Slurper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Thomas Bolleke did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R4#
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #TD#
Bolleke shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Bolleke was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Slurper is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #SUB#
Bolleke wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Slurper, who protects the arm well.
Slurper is trying to improve his position.
Thomas Bolleke overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bolleke connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Slurper some visible discomfort. #T1#
Slurper tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Bolleke presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Bolleke sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Bolleke cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Slurper can't escape the position.
Bolleke scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Slurper?
Slurper tries to lock up and control but Bolleke gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bolleke can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Slurper is looking to escape. #T2#
BOOM! Bolleke connects with a massive shot to the dome!
The referee warns Slurper that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
BOOM! Bolleke connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Bolleke with shots to the head and body - Slurper looks very uncomfortable down there. #ROC#
Slurper is rocked!
Bolleke loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Slurper scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Bolleke land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Bolleke stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thomas Bolleke!
Thomas Bolleke retains his middleweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Thomas Bolleke thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Snot Slurper stepped up to the mic, saying 'bastard ate boiled eggs and stale beer b4 the fight and fouled the air so bad even the ref was gagging out there ! Do u know how hard it is to fight and NOT vomit at same time???? Bastard should be required to use a buttplug...'.

 

Event: GAMMA#814 Bolleke v Slurper     
Date:   Feb 29, 2020
#R1#
Bolleke ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Bolleke misses with a looping left.
Slurper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bolleke has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.#TD#
Bolleke closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Slurper's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bolleke accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #SUB2#
Slurper working for a triangle but Bolleke defends it easily. #SUB2#
Slurper escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bolleke gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bolleke is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Slurper trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1##SUB2#
Slurper is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Slurper is looking for a triangle but Bolleke pushes his legs off easily.
Bolleke wants to pass the guard but Slurper is keeping the position.
Bolleke connects with a couple of short punches.
Slurper has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Save America! TRUMP 2020!. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Bolleke lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've been hearing that Bolleke has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Bolleke postures up and lands a big shot to Slurper's brow.
Bolleke trying to control the position from guard on top but Slurper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
Bolleke passes Slurper's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Slurper is trying to control but can't.
Bolleke is controlling the pace.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Slurper on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Bolleke is pressing down on Slurper's thigh, looking to free his foot. Slurper is holding on for now.
Slurper is looking for a sweep. Bolleke is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bolleke has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Bolleke is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Slurper defends it well. #T3##SUB2#
Slurper actively working from the bottom here.
Slurper moves into full guard.
Slurper is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB2#
Slurper is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Bolleke looking to sit in guard and control but Slurper gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Slurper preventing the sweep. #T4#
Slurper trying to control the position from guard on top but Bolleke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Slurper forces his way into half guard.
Slurper looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Slurper takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bolleke wants to control but Slurper is keeping busy.
Bolleke is looking to get back to full guard here but Slurper has managed to pass to side control instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Thomas Bolleke will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Slurper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bolleke.
Slurper throws a leg kick but Bolleke sees it coming and moves out of range.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bolleke shoots in but Slurper avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Slurper takes a swing at Bolleke's ribcage but misses.
Bolleke is looking to counter punch.
Bolleke lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bolleke throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bolleke shoots in but no luck this time.
Bolleke throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bolleke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bolleke throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Slurper's waist but Slurper gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bolleke off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thomas Bolleke. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL2#
Slurper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bolleke.
Slurper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bolleke backwards. #BC#
Bolleke breaks from the clinch.
Slurper throws a hook but Bolleke avoids it easily.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Bolleke.
Bolleke shoots in but no luck this time.
Slurper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bolleke has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bolleke shoots for a double leg takedown but Slurper sprawls well. He's pushed Bolleke's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Slurper lands a nice looking body shot.
Bolleke lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Bolleke does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bolleke misses with a takedown attempt - Slurper sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bolleke looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.#T2#
Bolleke lands with a right hand.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Bolleke is just out of range.
Bolleke swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bolleke uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper walks into a straight right hand from Bolleke.#TD#
Bolleke shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Slurper napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Bolleke wants to lay and pray for a moment but Slurper keeps working.
Bolleke tries to move to mount but Slurper blocks the move with his legs.
Slurper is trying to work for a sweep but Bolleke has mounted him!
Slurper slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Slurper is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bolleke scores with a couple of nice shots.#SUB2#
Slurper actively working from the bottom here.#T3#
Slurper wants to improve his position but Bolleke is controlling well.
Bolleke is nestled in close to Slurper, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Bolleke keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Bolleke is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Slurper sees it coming and defends easily.
Bolleke seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Slurper does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Bolleke stalling away here and it's allowed Slurper to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Thomas Bolleke overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bolleke passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Slurper tries to buck Bolleke off but Bolleke is having none of it.#T4#
Bolleke cracks Slurper with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Slurper is looking to reverse the position.
Slurper struggling a bit here.
Bolleke connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Slurper some visible discomfort.
Slurper tries to buck Bolleke off but Bolleke is having none of it.
Bolleke is staying tight to Slurper's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Slurper is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
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And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Thomas Bolleke will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R3#
Slurper misses with a straight left.
It looked like Bolleke wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bolleke lands a nice looking body shot.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bolleke changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
Bolleke displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jab, jab by Bolleke - just one landing.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bolleke.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bolleke.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Bolleke wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slurper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bolleke under the eye.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bolleke.
Bolleke was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Snot Slurper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slurper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bolleke in his tracks. #T1#
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bolleke manages to avoid it.
Bolleke steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Bolleke is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Bolleke.
Bolleke scores with a nice head shot.
Bolleke darts in looking for a takedown but Slurper gets double underhooks and turns Bolleke into the cage.
Bolleke lunges at Slurper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Slurper's hand.
Slurper takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Slurper misses with a hook. Bolleke ducked under it nicely.
Slurper with a hook.
Bolleke connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bolleke.
Bolleke throws a big shot that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper is looking to score with low kicks.
Bolleke appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bolleke throws a body shot but no joy.
Bolleke throws a body shot but no joy. #T2#
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slurper throws a lazy uppercut #TD#
and Bolleke decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Slurper's guard.
Bolleke controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB2#
Slurper is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Bolleke passes Slurper's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Bolleke wants to take a breather but Slurper is having none of it.
Slurper is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Bolleke's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Bolleke's back!
Slurper looking to hold on to the position here but Bolleke rolls and ends up regaining guard.
Bolleke is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Slurper is looking to stand up but Bolleke won't let him. #T3##SUB#
Bolleke is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Slurper rolls with it to try and escape but Bolleke cranks on the arm and Slurper is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Thomas Bolleke!
Thomas Bolleke retains his middleweight title!
A relieved looking Thomas Bolleke thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Snot Slurper had this to say: 'bastard ate boiled eggs and stale beer b4 the fight and fouled the air so bad even the ref was gagging out there ! Do u know how hard it is to fight and NOT vomit at same time???? Bastard should be required to use a buttplug...'.

 

Event: PFC 154 Coker vs Slurper     
Date:   Feb 01, 2020
#R1#
A slow jab from Coker misses its intended target.
Coker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Coker throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Coker finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Coker throws a lazy head kick
and Slurper counters with a nice body kick.
Coker staying out of range there.
Coker throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slurper - that will leave a mark!
Slurper throws a sloppy head kick and Coker moves out of range easily.
Coker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slurper counters with a left to the body.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper misses with a shot to the body
and Coker counters with a straight right hand.
Slurper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice jab there from Coker.
Slurper blocks a jab.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Slurper lands a leg kick that knocks Coker off balance momentarily.
A swing and a miss from Coker.
Slurper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Coker's belly button to the back.
Slurper thuds his right hand into Coker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Slurper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Coker rather than just go for the knockout.
Coker throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
It seemed like Slurper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Slurper misses with a body punch
and Coker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Coker takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Coker misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Coker checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Coker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Slurper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Slurper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Coker's hands.
Slurper lands a really nice looking cross but Coker seems unphased.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
Coker takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Coker.
Coker avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Coker's shoulder, as Coker tries to avoid the shot.
Coker is looking to counter punch.
A shot to the liver by Slurper. Beautiful body shot.
Slurper blocks a low kick nicely.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Coker throwing a counter right hand but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Slurper lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Coker moves away from the strike by Slurper.
A quick step to the side and Coker tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper throws a lazy uppercut
and Coker counters with a three punch combo that has Slurper backing up. Slurper nods at Coker to acknowledge the strikes.#T3#
Slurper scores with a jab. Coker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Coker moved out of range nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Coker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Coker seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Coker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coker.
Coker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slurper. Slurper obviously looking to wear him down.
Coker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Coker tries a low kick but Slurper avoids it.
Coker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
A nice leg kick lands there from Slurper.
Coker throws a body kick that misses.
Slurper stuns Coker with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Coker drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#T4#
Slurper slips under a jab.
Slurper lands with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper scores with a jab.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coker.
Coker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Coker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Coker appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coker.
Coker is looking to counter punch.
Coker has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Slurper finds it's way round the side to connect with Coker's head.
Coker avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Coker throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Slurper lands with a kick to the ribs.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Coker, right into the meat.
Coker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Coker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Slurper lunges at Coker with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Coker's hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper lands with a cross.
Coker looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Coker. That did some damage!
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Coker moved out of range nicely.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Slurper throws a hook but Coker avoids it easily.
Coker is looking to counter with head kicks.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Coker moves out of range of the strikes.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper checks a low kick from Coker.
Slurper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Coker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Coker throws a head kick but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coker manages to avoid it.
Coker feinted there with a counter leg kick.#T1#
A left lands for Coker.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Coker off the cage and back into range.
Slurper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coker moves away.
Coker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Snot Slurper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Coker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coker was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Coker walks into a straight right hand from Slurper.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Coker.
Coker misses with a leg kick
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
Slurper lands a nice looking body shot.
Coker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Coker throws a quick counter kick to the body but Slurper avoids it.
Coker on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Coker slips under a jab.
Coker throws a front kick aimed at Slurper's knee but Slurper avoids it well.
Coker walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheers as Slurper lands an impressive looking overhand right. Coker doesn't seem phased though.
Coker checks a low kick from Slurper.
Coker blocks a jab.
Slurper throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Coker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper lands with a hook. Coker tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Coker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Coker walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.
Coker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It appears Coker was looking to counter with a kick there.#T3#
Coker throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Coker fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slurper checks it well.
Coker wants to land a leg kick but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Coker misses with a low kick.
Slurper takes a swing at Coker's ribcage but misses.
Jab by Slurper.
Coker tries to land a front kick but Slurper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Coker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coker.
Slurper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slurper throws a leg kick
and Coker counters with a leg kick.
Slurper lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T4#
Slurper tries to score with a low kick but Coker moves his leg out of the way.
Slurper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Slurper jabs Coker to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Coker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Coker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Coker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Coker.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Coker.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Coker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Coker can pounce on him.
Coker throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R3#
A big left from Slurper misses.
Slurper misses the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Coker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Coker throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
It seemed like Slurper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Coker throws a low kick but it's checked well by Slurper.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Coker might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Coker's shoulder, as Coker tries to avoid the shot.
Coker gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Coker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Coker was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper jabs Coker to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Coker misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#T1#
Slurper pivots, looking for a leg kick but Coker is out of range and Slurper settles back down.
Coker looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Coker with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Slurper to score with a decent uppercut.
Coker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Coker is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Slurper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#ROC2#
Coker is rocked!
Coker gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Slurper points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Coker wakes up just in time to hear Slurper thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snot Slurper!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Snot Slurper waved his t-shirt featuring HELLBENT's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: PFC 147 Alzheimer vs Vilson II     
Date:   Dec 28, 2019
#R1#
Slurper digs a good body shot into Puzo's ribs.
Puzo throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
And Slurper counters with a quick kick to the body but Puzo blocks it.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Puzo.
A decent looking cross lands there for Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Puzo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
A good leg kick by Puzo.
Puzo throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Puzo only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Puzo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Puzo throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a hook to the body
and Puzo counters with a left to the body.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Puzo has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Slurper finds it's way round the side to connect with Puzo's head.
Slurper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Puzo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Puzo scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Puzo is looking to score with low kicks.
Puzo thows a leg kick but Slurper checks it #CL#
and Slurper counters by clinching up.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs. #T1#
Puzo blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Good body shot from Puzo.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Puzo.
Puzo is looking to control Slurper's arms but Slurper gets an underhook and turns him. Now Puzo has his back to the cage.
Slurper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Puzo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Puzo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Puzo fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.#BC2#
Puzo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Slurper stuns Puzo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Puzo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Puzo avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Puzo slips under a jab.
Puzo throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper catches Puzo with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Slurper moves out of range of the leg kick from Puzo.
Puzo throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Puzo misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.#T2#
Slurper moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Puzo tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
Puzo connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
Puzo tries to land a leg kick but Slurper saw it coming and moves away.
A counter left hand to the body from Slurper misses its target.
Puzo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Puzo loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper checks a low kick from Puzo.#CL2#
Puzo closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Slurper lands a hook that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puzo's elbow.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puzo's elbow.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper tries a body shot but Puzo blocks it.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Puzo stalling in the clinch but Slurper improves position.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Puzo seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puzo misses with a hook to the ribs. #T3#
Puzo lands a right hand.
Puzo is leaning against Slurper and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Puzo struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Puzo.
Puzo tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Puzo.
Puzo blocks an uppercut.
Puzo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Puzo - that landed with a thud.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Puzo or not.
Puzo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puzo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
Puzo looks winded!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Puzo has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Slurper seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Puzo can turn it around.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T4#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Puzo takes a shot to the head.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Good body shot from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slurper lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right from Slurper.
Puzo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Puzo looking to stall.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Puzo prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Puzo throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Slurper lands the left hand.
Puzo looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Puzo throws out the jab.
Slurper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Puzo throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Puzo's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Slurper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Puzo scrambles back to his feet.
Puzo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Puzo looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Puzo throws a nice looking combination but Slurper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Slurper takes a swing at Puzo's ribcage but misses.
Slurper checks a leg kick nicely.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Puzo manages to circle out of the way.
Puzo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper backing away here, and Puzo unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper takes one to the chin there.
Slurper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Puzo can do to turn this around?
Puzo blocks a jab.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Puzo.
Slurper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Puzo on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#T1#
Puzo throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Slurper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Puzo.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Puzo manages to avoid it.
Puzo misses with a two punch combination.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puzo.
Slurper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Puzo throws a body kick that misses.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puzo.
Slurper swings for the body but Puzo moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slurper, as that shot connected.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Puzo unleashes a big counter combination but Slurper bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Puzo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Puzo misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Puzo looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Puzo fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slurper checks it well. #T2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Puzo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Puzo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Puzo misses with a looping right.
Slurper lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Puzo is out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Puzo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Puzo doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Puzo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Puzo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Puzo slips a straight right by Slurper.
Puzo moves out of range of the leg kick from Slurper.
Puzo cracks Slurper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Puzo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
As Puzo tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Puzo manages to avoid the attempt.
Puzo misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body. Puzo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Puzo lands with a shot to the body.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slurper lands a head shot.
Puzo misses with a looping left.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#T3#
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Puzo.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puzo moves away.
Puzo does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Puzo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Puzo.
Puzo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Puzo swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Puzo misses the shot to the body.
Slurper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Puzo throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Puzo.
Slurper moves out of range as Puzo throws a body kick.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Puzo's body. Puzo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slurper is looking to score with low kicks.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Puzo slips under a jab from Slurper.#T4#
Puzo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Puzo blocks a jab.
Slurper throws a head kick but Puzo moves out of range.
Slurper lands a head shot.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Puzo walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slurper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Slurper scores with a hook.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Puzo momentarily.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper wants to land a leg kick but Puzo is out of range.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slurper takes a swing at Puzo's ribcage but misses.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R3#
Slurper throws a body punch but Puzo moves out of range.
Slurper dips to his left and cracks Puzo with an uppercut!
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper scores with a decent looking hook.
A jab lands there for Slurper.
Puzo throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #CL#
and Slurper holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Puzo blocks an uppercut.
Puzo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Puzo tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Puzo back against the cage.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Puzo.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Puzo in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Puzo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slurper lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Puzo backwards. #T1#
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Puzo tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper digs a right hand into Puzo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Puzo's gas tank.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Slurper - that landed with a thud.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Puzo prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Puzo blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Puzo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Puzo.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Puzo. #T2#
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
Slurper tries a body shot but Puzo blocks it.
Puzo blocks an uppercut.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Puzo.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper lands an uppercut.#ROC#
Puzo is rocked!
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Puzo is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
A short left from Slurper.
Slurper creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Puzo with a big uppercut! Puzo tries to clinch up but Slurper pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Puzo to the mat! Puzo covers up and Slurper unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to Urban Fighter in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: PFC 143 Experiment vs Slurper     
Date:   Dec 08, 2019
#R1#
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Experiment lV is just out of range.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.
Experiment lV has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Experiment lV there as he acknowledges the shot.
Experiment lV uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper swings widly with a right hand
and Experiment lV counters with a good low kick that Slurper was not able to check.
Experiment lV connects with an inside leg kick.
Experiment lV moves forwards but Slurper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Experiment lV throws a front kick aimed at Slurper's knee but Slurper avoids it well.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Experiment lV misses the shot to the body.
Experiment lV fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Experiment lV keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Experiment lV takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Experiment lV pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Good leg kick by Slurper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slurper throws a predictable looking body shot
and Experiment lV counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper scores with a sloppy right hand. Experiment lV should have avoided that one.
Experiment lV tries to clinch there but Slurper circles away.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Experiment lV throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slurper looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Experiment lV's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Experiment lV duly obliges. #T1#
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Experiment lV moves away.
Experiment lV looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper throws a right hand that Experiment lV ducks under and follows up with a left that Experiment lV also avoids with ease.
Experiment lV is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Experiment lV fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slurper on the side of the head.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.
Experiment lV ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Experiment lV.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Experiment lV looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Experiment lV lands a jab to the nose.
Experiment lV takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Experiment lV counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Experiment lV is looking to wear down Slurper with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A shot to the liver by Experiment lV. Beautiful body shot.
Experiment lV throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment lV blocks a jab.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Experiment lV's head.
Slurper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#T2#
Experiment lV misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Experiment lV walks into a jab.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Experiment lV connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper swings widly with a right hand
and Experiment lV connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Experiment lV does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper cracks Experiment lV with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A nice leg kick lands there from Slurper.
Experiment lV scores with a nice body kick.
Experiment lV tries to clinch but Slurper moves out of range.
Experiment lV looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Slurper with a hook.
Slurper is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Experiment lV had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Experiment lV thumps Slurper with a low kick.#CL#
Experiment lV rushes Slurper and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper blocks an uppercut. #BC2#
Slurper breaks the clinch.
Experiment lV misses with a few strikes there.
Slurper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Experiment lV momentarily.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper misses with an uppercut
and Experiment lV makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Slurper really felt that one!
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Experiment lV sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T3#
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV with a nice cross.
Slurper throws a hook but Experiment lV blocks it.
Experiment lV throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
Slurper connects with a solid leg kick.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Experiment lV manages to avoid it.
Experiment lV misses the shot to the body.
Slurper let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Nice cross by Slurper.
Slurper lands a really nice looking cross but Experiment lV seems unphased.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Experiment lV looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Experiment lV connects with the punch.
Experiment lV scores with a jab to the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Slurper cracks Experiment lV with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot.
Experiment lV defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Experiment lV appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Experiment lV scores with a push kick.#T4#
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
An inside leg kick from Experiment lV misses.
Slurper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Experiment lV tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Crunch! Experiment lV slams his shin into Slurper's torso.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Experiment lV.
Slurper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Experiment lV blocks a low kick nicely.
It looked like Experiment lV wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Experiment lV scores with a nice head shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Experiment lV!
Slurper misses with a right hand
enabling Experiment lV to counter with a crisp jab.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Experiment lV's shoulder, as Experiment lV tries to avoid the shot.
Experiment lV slips under a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Experiment lV checks a leg kick.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Experiment lV is looking to counter punch.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Experiment lV.
Experiment lV on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Slurper takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Experiment lV throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jab, jab by Slurper - just one landing.
Slurper scores with a jab. Experiment lV acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Slurper swings for the body but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV misses with a wild combination.
Slurper avoids the head kick by Experiment lV.
Experiment lV clobbers Slurper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Experiment lV throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slurper, as that shot connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Experiment lV throws a body shot but no joy.
Experiment lV looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Slurper throws a jab when Experiment lV was well out of range.
Experiment lV misses with a straight right. #T1#
Slurper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Snot Slurper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Experiment lV looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Experiment lV. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Experiment lV moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Experiment lV moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Slurper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Experiment lV throws a leg kick but Slurper checks it.
A low kick from Slurper is predictable there
and Experiment lV counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Experiment lV uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Experiment lV 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Experiment lV throws a right hand that Slurper ducks under and follows up with a left that Slurper also avoids with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Experiment lV connects with a single shot there.
Experiment lV tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slurper swats him away and circles back towards the center. #T2#
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper throws a chopping leg kick but Experiment lV manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Slurper blocks the body kick.
Experiment lV moves in looking to clinch but Slurper pushes him off.
Slurper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Experiment lV swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slurper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Experiment lVs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Experiment lV lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
Experiment lV connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Slurper momentarily.
Experiment lV is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Experiment lV misses with a two punch combination.
Experiment lV feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Experiment lV tries to clinch but Slurper moves out of range.
Donk. Slurper catches Experiment lV right on the button with a cross.
Experiment lV walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A slow jab from Experiment lV misses its intended target.
Slurper thumps Experiment lV with a low kick.
Experiment lV misses with a low kick as Slurper jumps back.#T3#
Slurper throws a leg kick that misses.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Experiment lV is out of range.
Slurper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Slurper has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Experiment lV.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Experiment lV uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment lV ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Experiment lV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Nice shot lands for Experiment lV.
Slurper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Experiment lV stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Slurper swings for the body but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Experiment lV tries a head kick but it misses.
Experiment lV looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Experiment lV off the cage and back into range.
Slurper connects with a leg kick. Experiment lV looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Experiment lV is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Experiment lV.
It seemed like Slurper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Experiment lV walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.#T4#
Experiment lV lands a nice hook to Slurper's body. Slurper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slurper jabs at Experiment lV's body.
Experiment lV misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Experiment lV.
Slurper feints a counter leg kick.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Experiment lV counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Experiment lV tries to clinch but Slurper is having none of it.
Slurper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Experiment lV throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Experiment lV counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slurper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Experiment lV.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Experiment lV throws an overhand right that lands on Slurper's shoulder, as Slurper tries to avoid the shot.
Experiment lV drops his hands momentarily and Slurper takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Experiment lV.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Snot Slurper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R3#
Experiment lV has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Experiment lV there as he acknowledges the shot.
Experiment lV takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Experiment lV moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Experiment lV with a hook.
Slurper misses with an uppercut
and Experiment lV counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big left from Experiment lV misses.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Experiment lV's shoulder, as Experiment lV tries to avoid the shot.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Experiment lV in his tracks.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV catches Slurper with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Slurper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Experiment lV tries a head kick but it misses.
Experiment lV throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Despite the aggression on Slurper's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Slurper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Experiment lV misses with a body kick.
Slurper scores with a body shot. #T1#
Slurper throws a low kick but Experiment lV avoids it.
Experiment lV misses with a straight right.
Experiment lV throws a push kick but Slurper slaps the foot to one side.
Experiment lV throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Slurper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Experiment lV's sensitive parts.
A looping hook to the body misses from Experiment lV. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper connects with a leg kick. Experiment lV looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Slurper misses with a low kick as Experiment lV jumps back.
Experiment lV throws a body kick that misses.
Experiment lV scores with a nice head shot.
Experiment lV avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Experiment lV wants to clinch up but Slurper keeps it at a distance.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Experiment lV is just out of range.
Experiment lV appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Experiment lV pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV blocks a jab.
It looked like Experiment lV wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T2#
Slurper misses with a low kick.
Experiment lV fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slurper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And Experiment lV counters with a quick kick to the body but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A slow jab from Experiment lV misses its intended target.
Slurper jabs Experiment lV right on the nose. Experiment lV blinks but takes it well.
Slurper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Experiment lV momentarily.
The crowd cheers as Experiment lV lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
Experiment lV ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper misses with a leg kick
and Experiment lV counters with a straight right hand.
Experiment lV slips a jab from Slurper.
Experiment lV walks into a left hand.
Slurper moves out of range as Experiment lV strikes.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Nice body punch from Slurper. #T3#
Experiment lV slips a straight right by Slurper.
Experiment lV moves in looking to clinch but Slurper pushes him off.
Slurper only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Experiment lV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Experiment lV swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Experiment lV. Those never looked like landing.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Experiment lV takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Experiment lV slips a straight right by Slurper.
Decent striking displayed by Slurper there.
Experiment lV throws a body shot but no joy.
Experiment lV throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Experiment lV swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Experiment lV tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Slurper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Experiment lV throws a push kick but Slurper slaps the foot to one side.
Slurper throws out a counter right but Experiment lV avoids it with no problem.
Slurper lands with a shot to the body. #T4#
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Experiment lV sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Experiment lV walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slurper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Experiment lV tried to score with a low kick but Slurper checks it.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Slurper has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Experiment lV.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body. #CL#
Experiment lV closes the distance and clinches.
Experiment lV is struggling to control the position.
Experiment lV tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Slurper smiles and moves away.
Experiment lV throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Experiment lV connects with a crisp jab.
Slurper lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Experiment lV throws a series of punches but Slurper moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper thumps Experiment lV with a low kick.
Slurper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Snot Slurper just about did enough to take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R4#
Experiment lV tries to clinch but Slurper is having none of it.
Slurper blocks the body kick.
Experiment lV misses with a series of wild punches.
Experiment lV misses with an uppercut.
Experiment lV walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Experiment lV tries to bum rush Slurper with a series of wild strikes but Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Experiment lV misses with a body kick.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Experiment lV throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Experiment lV scores with a hook.
Slurper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper lands with a cross.
Experiment lV throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper throws a jab when Experiment lV was well out of range.
It looked like Experiment lV wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T1#
Experiment lV throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Experiment lV on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Slurper lands with a hook. Experiment lV tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Slurper misses with a few strikes there.
Experiment lV lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Experiment lV cracks a nice hook into Slurper's ribs.
Experiment lV tries to land a front kick but Slurper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Experiment lV takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Experiment lV tries a head kick but it misses.
Experiment lV misses with a kick to the body.
Experiment lV uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Experiment lV looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.#T2#
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper moves out of range as Experiment lV throws a body kick.
Experiment lV pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Experiment lV throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Experiment lV saw that one coming.
It looked like Experiment lV was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Slurper.
Experiment lV looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Slurper cracks Experiment lV with a right hand to the side of the head.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Experiment lV swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Experiment lV misses with a body kick.
Slurper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Experiment lV on the side of the head.
Slurper rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Experiment lV moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Experiment lV swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Nice body punch from Experiment lV.
Slurper lands a lovely overhand right.
Slurper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Slurper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Experiment lV circles away quickly and effectively.#T3#
Experiment lV just misses with a punch to the body.
Experiment lV throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Experiment lV.
Slurper scores with a decent looking hook.
Experiment lV blocks a jab.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Experiment lV staying out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Experiment lV on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Slurper wants to land a leg kick but Experiment lV is out of range.
Slurper scores with a jab.
Experiment lV ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper scores with a three punch combo!
Experiment lV slips under a jab from Slurper.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Experiment lV's shoulder, as Experiment lV tries to avoid the shot. #T4#
Experiment lV stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Slurper.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Experiment lV sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Experiment lV throws a body shot but no joy.
Experiment lV slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Experiment lV looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Experiment lV displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Slurper checks a leg kick.
Experiment lV takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Experiment lV throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Experiment lV connects with a body shot that sends Slurper's belly button to the back.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Experiment lV uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R5#
Slurper digs a good body shot into Experiment lV's ribs.
Experiment lV throws a body kick that misses.
It seemed like Slurper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Experiment lV.
Slurper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A slapping body kick lands there for Experiment lV.
Experiment lV fails with an attempt to clinch.
Experiment lV takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Experiment lV tries to bum rush Slurper with a series of wild strikes but Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Experiment lV moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Experiment lV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Experiment lV throws a right and a left that both miss.
Experiment lV tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Experiment lV.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Slurper! But no joy.
Experiment lV keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Experiment lV quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Slurper misses with a looping right.#T1#
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Experiment lV uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment lV avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
letting Experiment lV counter with a right hand.
Slurper takes a swing at Experiment lV's ribcage but misses.
Slurper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Experiment lV checks the leg kick.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Experiment lV's head but Experiment lV sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Experiment lV appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Experiment lV takes one to the chin there.
A big left from Experiment lV misses.
Slurper throws a low kick but Experiment lV moves out of range easily.
Experiment lV appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Experiment lV swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Experiment lV moved out of range.
Experiment lV throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Experiment lV. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper thows a leg kick but Experiment lV checks it
and Experiment lV counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Experiment lV waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Experiment lV's corner calls for a 1-2. Experiment lV obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Snot Slurper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Experiment lV misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Slurper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Experiment lV looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Experiment lV scores with a leg kick.
Experiment lV throws a leg kick but Slurper checks it.
Experiment lV misses with a straight right.
Experiment lV scoring well with a low kick there.
Slurper scores with a hook.
Nice cross by Experiment lV.
Experiment lV throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Slurper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Experiment lV keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Experiment lV misses with a jab, cross combination.
Slurper cracks Experiment lV with an open hand slap.
Experiment lV looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Experiment lV wants to clinch.#T3#
Experiment lV throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper tries to work over Experiment lV's front leg with a kick but Experiment lV checks it.
Experiment lV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper thuds his right hand into Experiment lV's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Experiment lV.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Experiment lV.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
and Experiment lV counters with a body kick that stops Slurper in his tracks momentarily.
Nice body kick there by Experiment lV.
Slurper misses with a left hand
and Experiment lV cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Experiment lV digs a good hook to Slurper's body.
Experiment lV misses the shot to the body.
Experiment lV swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Slurper.
Experiment lV loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Experiment lV lands with a kick to the ribs.
Finnish Experiment lV has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Experiment lV lands a jab to Slurper's midsection.
Nice shot by Slurper.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
Experiment lV misses with a kick to the body.
A little jabbing left from Slurper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Slurper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Experiment lV lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slurper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slurper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The fighters circling - Experiment lV throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Experiment lV lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Slurper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Experiment lV slips the punch.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV tries to move into range but Slurper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Good shot there by Slurper.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Experiment lV is looking to counter punch.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Experiment lV shakes it off.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slow jab from Experiment lV misses its intended target.
It seemed like Slurper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Snot Slurper.
I've got Slurper winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 45:50
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 46:50
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper made sure to mention his sponsor, Urban Fighter in his post fight interview.

 

Event: PFC 138 Slurper vs Puller     
Date:   Nov 16, 2019
#R1#
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puller.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Puller moves out of range.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
letting Puller counter with a right hand.
Slurper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Puller moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Puller looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Puller misses with a straight right.
We've been told by Slurper's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Slurper jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fight stays on the outside here - Puller looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Puller.
Puller scores with a nice body kick.
Puller jabs Slurper right on the nose. Slurper blinks but takes it well.
Slurper moves out of range as Puller throws a body kick.
Puller fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
As Puller tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Puller manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Puller's shoulder, as Puller tries to avoid the shot.
Puller looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Puller avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Puller throws a leg kick but Slurper moved away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slurper tries to clinch but Puller moves out of range.
Puller just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Puller saw that one coming.#T1#
Slurper takes a swing at Puller's ribcage but misses.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Puller is just out of range.
Slurper slips a jab from Puller.
Puller scores with a crisp jab that stopped Slurper in his tracks.
Puller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puller dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slurper. That did some damage!
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Puller misses the jab.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Puller has time to react.
Puller ducks right into an uppercut from Slurper.
Puller tries to move into range but Slurper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Puller tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slurper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Puller moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Slurper.
Puller changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper lands with a cross.
Slurper throws a push kick but Puller slaps the foot to one side. #CL#
Slurper gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Puller misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Slurper. #T2#
Puller lands a nice uppercut.
Puller blocks an uppercut.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Puller breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Puller tries to clinch up but Slurper circles away and keeps his distance.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Puller's belly button to the back.
Puller lands with a good body shot.
Slurper misses with a hook to the body
enabling Puller to counter with a crisp jab.
Puller slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Puller backs up against the cage.
Puller misses with a hook.
Puller tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Puller.
Puller shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slurper is looking to counter the offense by Puller and move into the clinch.
Slurper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Puller takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Puller is looking to chop away at Slurper's legs.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Puller takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Puller on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Some wild striking there from Slurper. #T3#
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Puller does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Puller.
Slurper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Puller is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slurper with a body shot.
Slurper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Puller.
Puller swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slurper throws a body punch but Puller moves out of range.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Puller cracks Slurper with an open hand slap.
Slurper connects with a body shot.
Puller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Puller appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slurper - that will leave a mark!
A big right from Puller misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Puller does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puller moves away.
Puller pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Puller moves away and avoids it.
Puller takes a shot right to the bread basket.#T4#
Puller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Puller looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Puller just misses with a punch to the body.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Puller just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper ducks right into an uppercut from Puller.
Puller throws a half hearted mid kick.
Puller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
A nice side step and Puller releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Slurper cracks Puller with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slurper throws a right hand that misses
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slurper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It seemed like Puller was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Puller saw that one coming.
Puller lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
Puller has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Puller.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Puller lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
Slurper moves out of range as Puller strikes.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puller looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Puller looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Puller misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Puller takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Puller lands a slapping body shot.
Slurper blocks a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Puller.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Puller.
Puller misses with a hook.
Slurper misses with a shot to the body
and Puller counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Slurper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Puller scores with a nice head shot.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Puller ducks down to avoid it.
A big right from Puller misses.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Puller dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slurper. That did some damage!
A big left from Puller misses.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Puller uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
A nice side step and Puller releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Puller tries to work over Slurper's front leg with a kick but Slurper checks it.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Slurper pivots, looking for a leg kick but Puller is out of range and Slurper settles back down.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puller.
Puller connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slurper throws a low kick but Puller avoids it.#T1#
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Puller scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Puller throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Slurper works the jab nicely.
Puller lands with a nice body punch.
Slurper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Puller attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Puller throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper checks a low kick from Puller.
Puller ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Puller misses the target. #T2#
Puller throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Puller slips under a jab.
Slurper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Puller counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Puller throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A cross from Slurper lands.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Puller.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puller.
Puller lands a head shot.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Puller throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Puller breaks away and moves out of range.
A shot to the liver by Puller. Beautiful body shot.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Puller scores with the left hand. Slurper knows he should have avoided that one.
Slurper lands a jab to the head. #CL#
Puller gets tackled into the cage by Slurper. Slurper maintains the clinch.
Puller doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Puller misses with a punch on the inside. #T3#
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Puller backwards.
Puller misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Puller's head.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Puller misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
Puller misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Puller.
A nice left hand lands by Puller.
Puller misses with a short punch on the inside.
Puller misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Puller.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Puller's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Puller misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Puller has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puller's elbow. #T4#
Slurper blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
A short right from Puller.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
Puller lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Puller working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Puller controls the action.
Puller scores with a shoulder strike.
Puller tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Puller.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Puller backwards.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Puller misses with the head strike.
Puller struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Puller blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but John Puller will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R3#
Puller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puller lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Puller.
Puller loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Puller's head but Puller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Puller with a jab.
Puller jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Puller throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Puller moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Puller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Puller counters with a straight right hand.
Puller pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Puller breaks away and moves out of range.
Puller throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Puller paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Puller is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slurper with a body shot.
Slurper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Slurper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper throws a hook but Puller blocks it.
Puller fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slurper checks it well.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.#T1#
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Puller moved out of range nicely.
Puller dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A big left from Slurper misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Puller! But no joy.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Puller.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Puller feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Slurper takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jab from Puller.
Puller has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Slurper.
Puller with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Slurper to score with a decent uppercut.
Puller throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Puller has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Puller throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Puller slips under a jab from Slurper.
Puller throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Puller, as that shot connected. #T2#
A big right from Slurper misses.
Puller bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Slurper's head.
Puller slips under a jab from Slurper.
Puller moves out of range of the body kick.
A little jabbing left from Puller on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Slurper scores with a jab to the head.
Puller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Puller's head.
Nice body kick there by Puller.
Puller staying out of range there.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Puller is out of range.
Puller throws a leg kick but Slurper moved away.
Nice body punch from Puller.
A jab from Puller misses.
A slow jab from Puller misses its intended target.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slurper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Slurper connects with a leg kick. Puller looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Puller uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.#T3#
Slurper misses the jab.
Puller throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Puller checks a leg kick nicely.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Puller's body.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Puller's body.
Puller misses with a body kick.
Puller throws a chopping leg kick but Slurper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Puller misses.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Puller counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Puller avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.
Puller lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Jab from Slurper.
Puller throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Puller moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Puller cracks Slurper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#T4#
Slurper avoids the head kick by Puller.
Puller misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Puller scores with a punch to the head.
Puller avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Puller throws out the jab.
Good leg kick by Slurper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Puller lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Puller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Puller.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
Puller tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Puller doesn't manage to clinch there - Slurper circles away.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Puller. #CL#
Slurper clinches with his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Puller blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Puller.
Puller blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Snot Slurper did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R4#
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puller moves away.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper blocks a jab.
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Puller. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Puller throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Puller throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Slurper lands a glancing blow to the side of Puller's head.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puller.
Puller throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Slurper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Puller's head but Puller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper cracks a nice hook into Puller's ribs.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Puller lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Nice shot lands for Slurper.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Puller counters with a nice body shot.
Puller paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T1#
A shot to the liver by Slurper. Beautiful body shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Puller. Slurper shrugs it off though.
Puller scores with a leg kick.
Puller lands a nice looking kick to the body. Slurper takes a step back to recover.
Puller scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Puller loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and Puller counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A leg kick checked by Slurper.
Puller lands with a straight right. Slurper didn't see that one coming.
Slurper takes a swing at Puller's ribcage but misses.
Slurper will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Slurper tests Puller's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Puller is just out of range.
Slurper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Puller throws a body shot but no joy.
Puller blocks a jab.
Puller misses with a looping right.#T2#
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Puller counters with a left to the body.
Slurper lands with a cross.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
Slurper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Puller tries a head kick but it misses.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Puller sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper takes one on the button.
Puller misses with a wild body shot.
Puller cracks Slurper with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Puller throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
Slurper on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Puller throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Puller looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Puller throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a hook. Puller ducked under it nicely.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Puller's head but Puller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Puller throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T3#
Puller on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Puller is just out of range.
Slurper scoring well with a low kick there. #CL2#
Puller fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slurper, pushing him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Puller.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Puller is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Puller tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper pushes Puller back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Puller blocks an uppercut.
Puller misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Puller's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slurper lands a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.#T4#
Slurper tries a body shot but Puller blocks it.
A right handed body shot lands from Slurper.
Puller struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Puller misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Puller goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Puller misses with a punch to the body.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Puller misses with a body punch.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Puller controls his hands.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Puller misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper tries a body shot but Puller blocks it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Puller.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC2#
Puller escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Puller walks forward, straight into a front kick from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Puller only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Slurper scores with a jab. Puller acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper had his way with John Puller in that round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R5#
Puller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Puller. That's going to slow Slurper down.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Puller moved out of range nicely.
Puller misses with an uppercut.
Slurper checks a leg kick nicely.
Slurper throws the left hand but Puller avoids the punch easily.
Slurper tests Puller's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Puller uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
A nice side step and Puller releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Puller pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Puller.
Puller moves out of range of the body kick.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Puller.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper tries to clinch up.
Slurper cracks a nice hook into Puller's ribs.
Puller moves into range and connects with a jab.
Puller misses with a body shot.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper throws a hook but Puller avoids it easily.#T1#
Slurper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Puller.
Puller takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Puller ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Puller back to the cage. Slurper follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Puller takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Puller throws out a powerful jab.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Puller was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Puller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Puller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Puller misses with a kick to the body.
Puller throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Puller is looking to chop away at Slurper's legs.
Slurper seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
A big left from Slurper misses.
A punch lands to the side of Puller 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Puller scores with a hook to the body. Slurper takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Puller throws a nice outside leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Puller there.
Snot Slurper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Puller moved out of range.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.
Puller lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Nice body punch from Puller.
Puller tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Puller.
Slurper throws the left hand but Puller avoids the punch easily.
Slurper takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Puller misses with an attempted mid kick.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Puller connects with a single shot there.
Slurper cracks Puller with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Puller shakes it off.
Puller slips under a jab from Slurper.
Puller scores with a punch to the head.
Puller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Slurper drops his hands momentarily and Puller takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #T3#
Slurper slips a straight right by Puller.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puller.
Slurper throws a hook but Puller blocks it.
Puller with a nice cross.
Slurper swings for the body but Puller moves out of range.
Puller throws a quick inside leg kick.
Puller takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Puller throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Puller misses with a looping right.
Slurper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Puller avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Puller motions for Slurper to come forward. Puller throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Puller scores with a kick to the body.
Slurper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Puller fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#T4#
Puller connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Slurper has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Puller finds it's way round the side to connect with Slurper's head.
Slurper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd cheers as Puller lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Puller.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Puller breaks away and moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Puller.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Puller.
Puller staying out of range there.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Puller.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Puller tries to clinch but Slurper is having none of it.
Puller takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Puller tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Puller.
Slurper blocks the body kick.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Puller is out of range.
John Puller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slurper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to John Puller.
I think Slurper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 48:47
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 48:48
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Snot Slurper!

Snot Slurper managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, UnderGround Clothing Co., into his post fight interview.

 

Event: PFC 131 Reid vs Slurper     
Date:   Oct 06, 2019
#R1#
Reid jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Reid is avoiding it.
As Slurper backs away, Reid returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Reid misses with a low kick as Slurper jumps back.
Reid takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Reid.
Slurper lands with a shot to the body.
Reid looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Reid cracks the inside of Slurper's front leg.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper scores with a spinning back kick!
Reid lands the left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Reid.
Reid throws a leg kick that misses.
Slurper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Reid throws a nice inside leg kick.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Reid.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Reid.
Slurper misses with a looping left.#T1#
Reid misses with a low kick.
Reid pivots, looking for a leg kick but Slurper is out of range and Reid settles back down.
Slurper drops his hands momentarily and Reid takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Reid shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A leg kick checked by Slurper.
Reid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Reid.
Reid takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Reid throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Slurper momentarily.
Reid feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Slurpers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Slurper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Reid rather than just go for the knockout.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Reid was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Reid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Slurper lands with a nice body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper throws a body punch but Reid moves out of range.
Reid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper. #T2#
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.
A solid leg kick lands there for Reid. #CL2#
Slurper closes the distance and clinches.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Reid is working Slurper over against the cage.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Reid.
Reid lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Reid lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Reid controls his hands.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Reid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid misses with a punch on the inside.
Reid misses with a hook to the ribs. #T3#
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Reid blocking some punches.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Reid seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Slurper can turn it around.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Reid lands a right hand.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Reid scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
Reid throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slurpers head.
Reid lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Reid misses with a hook from the clinch. #T4#
Slurper gets through Reid's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short uppercut from Reid.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Reid works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A left hand lands to the body for Reid.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper tries to work over Reid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Reid lands a body punch in the clinch.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Reid.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Reid.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A right handed body shot lands from Reid.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Reid throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slurpers head.
A nice left hand lands by Reid.
Slurper working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Reid - that will leave a mark!
Slurper misses with a double jab
and Reid counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Reid's body.
Reid throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Reid connects with the punch.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Reid is just out of range.
Slurper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Reid can pounce on him.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Reid throws a series of punches but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Reid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Reid counters with an outside leg kick.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body kick there by Reid.
Reid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Jaheim Reid is winning the standup battle so far.
Reid lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reid motions for Slurper to come forward. Reid throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reid throws out the jab. #T1#
Slurper avoids a kick to the body.
Reid just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper tries to land a front kick but Reid steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper tries to clinch up.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Reid was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Slurper walks into a straight right hand from Reid.
Slurper dips to his left and cracks Reid with an uppercut!
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Reid moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Reid misses with a hook to the body
and Slurper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Reid thuds his right hand into Slurper's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reid slips under a jab.
Reid connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
Reid looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Reid throws a wild body kick that Slurper sees coming a mile off.
Slurper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T2#
Slurper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Reid counters with a slapping leg kick.
Slurper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Reid takes a step back to recover.
Reid cracks the inside of Slurper's front leg.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Reid tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Reid is just out of range.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Reid.
Reid misses with a head kick.
Slurper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Reid will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slurper lands a really nice looking cross but Reid seems unphased.
Nice straight punches there by Reid. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Reid.#CL2#
Slurper moves into the clinch.#T3#
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Reid controls his hands.
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reid lands a hook to the side of the head.
Reid lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from Reid.
Reid struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Reid misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reid blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Reid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T4#
Reid misses with a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
Reid misses with a body punch.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Reid.
Slurper is leaning against Reid and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Reid controls his hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
Snot Slurper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Reids head.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R3#
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Reid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Reid lands with a slapping head kick.
Slurper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Reid at a distance.
A big left from Reid misses.
Reid throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Reid paws at him with a jab and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper lands a jab.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Slurper throws the kick towards the body but Reid avoids it.
A swing and a miss from Reid.
Reid staying out of range there.#T1#
Reid circles away from the clinch attempt.
Reid throws a chopping leg kick but Slurper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Reid.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper misses the shot to the body. #CL2#
Slurper closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Reid misses with a body punch.
Slurper takes a shot to the head.
Reid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it. #T2#
Slurper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Still in the clinch, Reid scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Reid scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Reids head.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Reid's head.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper. #T3#
Reid misses with some punches.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reid lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper lands a hook that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Reid controls his hands.
Reid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper working aggressively here.
A shot in the inside from Reid.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Reid.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper is leaning against Reid and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T4#
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Reid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper misses with a body punch.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper presses Reid against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Slurper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
Slurper is working Reid over against the cage.
A short right from Slurper. #ROC2#
Reid is rocked!
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
Oh Reid is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper really dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R4##CL2#
Slurper closes the distance and clinches.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Slurper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Reid with a big uppercut! Reid tries to clinch up but Slurper pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Reid to the mat! Reid covers up and Slurper unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Snot Slurper made sure he mentioned UnderGround Clothing Co., along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: PFC 123 Slurper vs Sanchez     
Date:   Aug 18, 2019
#R1#
Sanchez throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sanchez avoids a kick to the body.
A nice side step and Sanchez releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Sanchez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Slurper counters with a straight right hand.
Sanchez uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Slurper has time to react.
Sanchez misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Sanchez shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sanchez fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sanchez.
Sanchez thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Slurper if he has to take too many more of those.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sanchez throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Sanchez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away. #T1##CL#
Slurper has managed to clinch. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Slurper on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sanchez. Sanchez obviously looking to wear him down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Sanchez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sanchez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Sanchez.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Sanchez controls the action.
Sanchez lands a nice elbow.
Sanchez blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sanchez.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Sanchez working aggressively here.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sanchez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Sanchez as he connects with a hook.
Sanchez scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Slurper crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Sanchez - the referee stops the clock and Slurper gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Sanchez. Slurper manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Sanchez throws a push kick but Slurper slaps the foot to one side. #T2#
Slurper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sanchez. Sanchez circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sanchez throws a head kick that misses.
Sanchez misses with a lunging right hand #CL#
and Slurper counters by clinching up.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sanchez throws an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sanchez throws an elbow but misses.
Sanchez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sanchez tries to land knees in the clinch but Slurper avoids the damage to the body.
Slurper tries a body shot but Sanchez blocks it.
Slurper blocks an elbow strike.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sanchez.
Sanchez lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper is leaning against Sanchez and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sanchez lands with a right to the head.
Sanchez lands an elbow inside.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Sanchez. #T3#
Sanchez lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sanchez blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sanchez lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Sanchez tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sanchez has had enough of the clinch but Slurper keeps him there for the moment.
Slurper digs a right hand into Sanchez's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sanchez's gas tank.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sanchez.
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Sanchez.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Sanchez.
Sanchez pushes off an throws an elbow but Slurper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Sanchez blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Slurper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sanchez blocks a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sanchez scores with a punch to the head.#T4#
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sanchez paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sanchez let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Sanchez misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Nice defenses there by Sanchez.
Sanchez drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Slurper moves in looking to clinch but Sanchez pushes him off.
Crunch! Sanchez slams his shin into Slurper's torso.
Sanchez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper throws the left hand but Sanchez avoids the punch easily.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Sanchez.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
Sanchez looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sanchez unleashes a big counter combination but Slurper bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Sanchez is looking to chop away at Slurper's legs.
A jab from Slurper finds it's way through Sanchez's defenses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Sanchez's body.
Sanchez swats away the attempt to clinch by Slurper.
Sanchez jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Yes Man Sanchez will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Slurper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Sanchez throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Sanchez lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Sanchez lands with a nice body punch.
Slurper lands a jab to the nose.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Sanchez scores with a shot to the body.
Sanchez misses the jab.
Sanchez tries to land a body kick#CL#
and Slurper counters by clinching up.
Sanchez tries to stall but Slurper uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Sanchez controls his hands. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch.
Sanchez throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Sanchez connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Sanchez counters with a nice body kick.
Sanchez looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Sanchez slips a jab from Slurper.#T1#
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Sanchez misses with a head kick.
Slurper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sanchez on the side of the head.
Sanchez moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Sanchez lets loose with a powerful body kick. Slurper will feel that in the morning.
Slurper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Sanchez is just out of range.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sanchez is out of range.
Slurper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sanchez connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Slurper scrambles back to his feet.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sanchez.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Sanchez.
Sanchez ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Sanchez takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sanchez looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Slurper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper lands a jab.
Sanchez goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Slurper scores with a shot to the body.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Sanchez scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Slurper defending well as Sanchez loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Sanchez. That's going to slow Slurper down.
Slurper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Sanchez works Slurper's body with a nice hook.#CL#
Slurper clinches up against the cage.
Sanchez lands a nice uppercut.#BC2#
Sanchez escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Sanchez lands with a thumping leg kick. #T3#
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slurper - that will leave a mark!
Sanchez throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sanchez lands with a cross.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Sanchez is avoiding it.
Sanchez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Sanchez.#CL#
Slurper has managed to clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sanchez.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Sanchez controls his hands.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Sanchez.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Sanchez.
Sanchez can't break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sanchez.
Sanchez pushes off an throws an elbow but Slurper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A short uppercut from Sanchez. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sanchez's elbow.
Sanchez tries to break free but Slurper pushes him back against the cage.
Sanchez misses with a body punch.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike.
Sanchez lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Sanchez is breathing heavily.
Slurper presses Sanchez against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Slurper pushes Sanchez back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sanchez's elbow.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Slurper gets through Sanchez's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Slurper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Sanchez's head.
Slurper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R3#
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sanchez manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Sanchez throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sanchez paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Sanchez moved out of range nicely.
Sanchez is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slurper with a body shot.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Sanchez's head but Sanchez sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sanchez's corner calls for a 1-2. Sanchez obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Slurper tries to clinch there but Sanchez circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper tries to land a front kick but Sanchez steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Despite the aggression on Sanchez's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Slurper throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper misses with a wild combination. #T1#
Sanchez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Sanchez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body. #CL#
Slurper has managed to clinch.
A short right from Slurper on the inside. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch.
Sanchez tries a head kick but it misses.
Slurper connects with a nice looking jab.
Sanchez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A shot to the liver by Sanchez. Beautiful body shot.
Sanchez moves away from the strike by Slurper.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sanchez! But no joy.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Sanchez moves out of range.
Sanchez lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Sanchez. Slurper shrugs it off though.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sanchez sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Sanchez off the cage and back into range.#T2#
Sanchez misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Sanchez misses with a wild body shot.
Sanchez misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Sanchez slips the punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Sanchez misses the target.
Sanchez throws a right hand that Slurper ducks under and follows up with a left that Slurper also avoids with ease.
Slurper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sanchez looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sanchez let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slurper throws a nice looking combination but Sanchez bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Sanchez.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
Sanchez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sanchez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Sanchez. #CL#
Slurper clinches.
Sanchez throws an elbow but it's blocked. #T3#
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sanchez lands an elbow inside.
Sanchez misses with some punches.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper avoiding damage as Sanchez throws knees to the body.
Sanchez is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Slurper is defending well for now.
Sanchez lands an uppercut.
Sanchez is trying to force a seperation but Slurper has the dominant position.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sanchez can't break the clinch.
Sanchez blocks an uppercut.
Sanchez working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper tries to work over Sanchez's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper being controlled against the cage.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Sanchez controls the action. #T4#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper lands a body punch in the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Slurper.
Sanchez misses with the head strike.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sanchez misses with an elbow strike.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Sanchez controls his hands.
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sanchez backwards.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sanchez's elbow.
A shot in the inside from Slurper.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper clearly takes that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R4#
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sanchez moves away.
Slurper doesn't manage to clinch there - Sanchez circles away.
Sanchez connects with an inside leg kick.
Sanchez throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sanchez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
No joy there for Sanchez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
As Sanchez tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Sanchez manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Sanchez.
Slurper stuns Sanchez with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch but Sanchez swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slurper with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sanchez to score with a decent uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Slurper cracks the inside of Sanchez's front leg.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Sanchez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sanchez throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sanchez scores with a body shot. #T1#
The fighters circle momentarily. Sanchez darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sanchez moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Sanchez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crunch! Sanchez slams his shin into Slurper's torso.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slurper, as that shot connected.
Sanchez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Slurper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sanchez throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Sanchez tries to keep at a distance but Slurper has taken the fight into the clinch.
Sanchez lands a hook that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Sanchez has a couple of punches blocked by Slurper.
Sanchez blocking some punches.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Sanchez avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Slurper.
Sanchez is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.#T2#
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper pushes Sanchez back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sanchez misses with a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper misses with some punches.
Sanchez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slurper backwards. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sanchez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sanchez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sanchez looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Slurper connects with a single shot there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sanchez. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sanchez just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Slurper misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sanchez misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sanchez avoids a kick to the body. #T3#
Slurper is looking to clinch but Sanchez is avoiding it.
Slurper wants to clinch up but Sanchez keeps it at a distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Sanchez takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sanchez misses with a wild combination.
As Sanchez tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Sanchez manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slurper, right into the meat.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Slurper moves to clinch but Sanchez breaks away
and Sanchez counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Sanchez.
Slurper seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Sanchez looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.#T4#
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Sanchez moved out of range.
Donk. Slurper catches Sanchez right on the button with a cross.
Sanchez looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sanchez loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Sanchez listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Sanchez gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slurper.
A punch combination from Slurper misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sanchez.
Slurper throws a hook but Sanchez blocks it.
Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Sanchez moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Slurper swings for the body but Sanchez moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Yes Man Sanchez will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R5##CL#
Slurper moves into the clinch.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper tries to work over Sanchez's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Sanchez misses with an elbow over the top.
Sanchez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Sanchez lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sanchez backwards.
Sanchez misses with an elbow over the top.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Sanchez.
Sanchez makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sanchez lands with a short shot to the head.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Sanchez lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Sanchez.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch. #T1#
Nice body kick from Sanchez.
Slurper tries to clinch up.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sanchez counters with a left and a right that stings Slurper.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sanchez throws out the jab.
Slurper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Slurper blocks a jab.
Slurper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slurper digs a good hook to Sanchez's body.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sanchez only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Slurper takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sanchez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Sanchez takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sanchez feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch but Sanchez swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sanchez ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Danga de danga de dang - Sanchez scores with a four punch combination!
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Sanchez counters with an inside leg kick.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sanchez sizes up Slurper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Sanchez looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Sanchez.
Sanchez closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Slurper lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Sanchez on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Slurper takes a kick to the side of the head.
Sanchez scores with a decent looking hook.
Sanchez lets loose with a powerful body kick. Slurper will feel that in the morning.
Sanchez throws a head kick that misses. #T3#
Slurper works Sanchez's body with a nice hook.
Sanchez throws a wild body kick that Slurper sees coming a mile off.
Sanchez throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper is looking to clinch.
Sanchez works Slurper's body with a nice hook.
Slurper fails to land with a series of punches.
Sanchez connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper throws a body punch but Sanchez moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sanchez. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Sanchez manages to circle out of the way.#CL#
Slurper closes the distance and pushes Sanchez back into the cage.#BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Sanchez as he connects with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Slurper. Those never looked like landing.
Slurper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sanchez connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Slurper scrambles back to his feet.#T4#
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sanchez. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sanchez moves away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sanchez with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Sanchez.
Sanchez throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
Sanchez wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sanchez throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Sanchez - that will leave a mark!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL#
Slurper has closed the distance and engaged Sanchez in a clinch.
Slurper blocks an elbow strike from Sanchez.
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

And that's the end of the fight!
Yes Man Sanchez comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Sanchez has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 47:48
Judge William Gold scores the fight 47:48
Judge James Glass scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yes Man Sanchez!

Yes Man Sanchez is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Yes Man Sanchez rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Snot Slurper spoke after the fight, saying 'bastard ate boiled eggs and stale beer b4 the fight and fouled the air so bad even the ref was gagging out there ! Do u know how hard it is to fight and NOT vomit at same time???? Bastard should be required to use a buttplug...'.

 

Event: PFC 115 Slurper vs Reid     
Date:   Jul 07, 2019
#R1#
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Reid sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Reid walks into a straight right hand from Slurper.
A good leg kick by Reid.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Reid.
Reid looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Reid tries to clinch there but Slurper circles away.
A clash of legs there as Slurper blocks the low kick.
Reid tried to score with a low kick but Slurper checks it.
Reid lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Reid misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Slurper.
Slurper checks a leg kick.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Reid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Reid moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reid is looking to land body kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper misses with a hook. Reid ducked under it nicely.
Reid looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Reid gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Reid pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Reid throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Slurper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Reid scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Slurper doesn't seem bothered though. #CL2#
Reid has Slurper up against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper working hard to break the clinch.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Reid blocks an uppercut.
Reid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#BC#
Slurper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reid throws a leg kick that is checked
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand. #CL2#
Reid rushes Slurper and presses him up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Reid lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Still in the clinch, Reid scores with a nice short uppercut.
Reid can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.
Reid misses with a hook to the ribs. #T2#
Slurper wants to break free but Reid has control.
Reid misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Reid controls the action. #BC#
Slurper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper lands with a nice body punch.
Reid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Reid was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Reid is looking to slow Slurper down with leg kicks.
Slurper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Reid slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Slurper lands a glancing blow to the side of Reid's head.
Slurper throws a leg kick but Reid sees it coming and moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Reid blocks the low kick.
Reid slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws a jab when Reid was well out of range.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Reid.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Reid has time to react.#T3#
Slurper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Reid.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Reid flicks out a counter leg kick but Slurper steps away.
Reid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reid.
Reid walks into a left hand.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper misses with the combination.
Reid avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Reid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Reid takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Reid with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Reid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it. #T4#
Slurper throws a series of punches but Reid avoids them all with ease.
Reid moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Reid lands with a slapping head kick.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Good leg kick by Reid there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper avoids a kick to the body.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Reid's body.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Reid scores with a punch to the head.
Reid throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Reid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
A clash of legs there as Slurper blocks the low kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Crunch! Reid slams his shin into Slurper's torso.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Reid throws a chopping leg kick but Slurper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Slurper takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Reid has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Slurper takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Reid.
Reid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Slurper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A big right from Slurper misses.
Slurper swings for the body but Reid moves out of range.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Reid's body.
Reid takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#T1#
Slurper throws a right hand that Reid ducks under and follows up with a left that Reid also avoids with ease.
Slurper backing away here, and Reid unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Reid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Reid tries to clinch up.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Reid throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reid feints a counter leg kick.
Slurper is looking to wear down Reid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Slurper dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Reid. That did some damage!
Reid lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
Reid scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Reid.
Reid scores with a sloppy right hand. Slurper should have avoided that one.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reid.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper throws a low kick, looking for Reid's leg but Reid calmly moves out of range.
Reid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Slurper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Reid doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.#T2#
Slurper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Reid looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Slurper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Reid thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Reid slips a jab from Slurper.
Reid keeps Slurper at a distance using the push kick.
Reid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Reid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Reid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A clash of legs there as Reid blocks the low kick.
Reid wants to counter the offense by Slurper and move into the clinch position.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Reid's belly button to the back.
Reid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper digs a good body shot into Reid's ribs.
Slurper blocks a low kick nicely.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Reid does it's job there.
Slurper takes a swing at Reid's ribcage but misses.
Reid throws a right and a left that Slurper avoids nicely. #T3#
Reid buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Reid slips a straight right by Slurper.
Reid slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Reid.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Reid.
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Reid scores with a nice head shot.
Reid jabs Slurper right on the nose. Slurper blinks but takes it well.
Reid misses with a straight left.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Reid wants to clinch.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T4#
Slurper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Reid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Reid misses with a hook.
Reid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Reid looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Reid throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Reid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Reid misses with a body shot.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid is looking to chop away at Slurper's legs.
Slurper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Reid.
Slurper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Reid moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R3#
Slurper with a nice cross.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Reid's body.
Reid throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Reid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Reid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Reid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Reid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Reid throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper scores with a jab.
Jab, jab by Reid - just one landing.
Reid tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Reid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Reid lands a high kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper digs a good hook to Reid's body.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Reid's head but Reid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Reid misses with a straight left. #T1#
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Reid tries to counter by closing the distance.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Reid avoids it well.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Reid.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper cracks Reid with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Slurper misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Reid counters with a stiff right hand.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Reid avoids it well.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Reid moves out of range.
Reid throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Reid.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Reid slips under a jab.
Reid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Reid throws a big shot that misses.#T2#
Reid throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Reid scores with a leg kick.
Reid is looking to land body kicks.
Reid lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Slurper misses with a shot to the body
and Reid counters with a slapping leg kick.
Reid scores with a sloppy right hand. Slurper should have avoided that one.
Good standup being displayed there by Reid as he connects with a hook.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Reid gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Reid avoids it well.
Reid throws a leg kick but Slurper moved away.
It looked like Slurper wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Reid misses with a body shot.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Reid moves away and avoids it.
Reid fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slurper.
Slurper throws a hook but Reid avoids it easily.
Slurper checks a low kick from Reid.#T3#
Slurper throws a series of punches but Reid avoids them all with ease.
Reid does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Reid flicks out a counter leg kick but Slurper steps away.
Reid slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Reid lands a high kick!
Reid uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Reid.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Reid has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Slurper finds it's way round the side to connect with Reid's head.
Slurper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Reid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slurper. That did some damage!
Reid walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reid. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Reid.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Reid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T4#
Slurper throws a body punch but Reid moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reid tried to score with a low kick but Slurper checks it.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Reid appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Reid throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Reid, right into the meat.
Reid finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Slurper throws a body punch but Reid moves out of range.
Reid was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Slurper on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Reid throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Reid tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reid misses with a body kick.
Reid scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Reid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper scores with a nice right hand.
A jab from Reid does it's job there.
Reid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Jaheim Reid just about did enough to take it.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R4#
A clash of legs there as Slurper blocks the low kick.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Reid looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Reid loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper scores with a jab.
Reid throws a head kick but Slurper moves out of range.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Reid in his tracks.
Reid moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Reid looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Reid lands with a thumping leg kick.
A cross from Reid lands.
Reid throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Reid slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Reid throws a quick inside leg kick.
Reid jabs Slurper right on the nose. Slurper blinks but takes it well.
Slurper lands a right hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Reid cracks Slurper with a right hand to the side of the head.#T1#
Slurper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Reid.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Reid moves away.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body. Reid takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper misses with a low kick.
Reid showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slurper.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Reid.
Nice shot lands for Slurper.
Slurper takes a swing at Reid's ribcage but misses.
Slurper takes a swing at Reid's ribcage but misses. #CL2#
Reid gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Reid blocking some punches.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reid can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action. #T2#
Slurper is working Reid over against the cage.
Reid is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.#BC#
Slurper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Reid's shoulder, as Reid tries to avoid the shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Reid ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Reid saw that one coming.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Reid shakes it off.
Slurper connects with a crisp jab.
Reid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Reid can pounce on him.
Reid misses with a wild body shot.
Reid moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slurper misses with a hook. Reid ducked under it nicely.
Reid thuds his right hand into Slurper's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Reid connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Reid dips to his left and cracks Slurper with an uppercut!
Reid misses with a low kick.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Reid looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Reid misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Reid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
A jab lands there for Reid.
Slurper throws a leg kick but Reid sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Reid moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Reid lands a jab to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Reid.
Reid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Reid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Reid slips a jab and a cross from Slurper.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper throws a hook but Reid avoids it easily.#T4#
Reid misses with a low kick.
A left lands for Reid.
Reid takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slurper throws a leg kick but Reid sees it coming and moves out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Reid - that will leave a mark!
Reid pushes Slurper away with a front kick.
A good leg kick by Reid.
That kick from Reid tenderised Slurper's leg. Slurper is trying to keep his angry face on.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Reid misses with a looping left.
Reid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Reid tries to land a front kick but Slurper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Reid doesn't manage to clinch there - Slurper circles away.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Reid ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and Reid counters with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Jaheim Reid will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R5#
Reid fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slurper is out of range.
Reid connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Slurper's hands.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reid was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Reid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Reid.
Slurper stuns Reid with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Reid punishes Slurper's body with a nice straight punch.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper moves out of range as Reid strikes.
Nice defenses there by Reid.
Slurper will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Reid throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reid.
Reid doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.#T1#
Reid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Reid lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Reid tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Slurper is able to avoid easily.
Reid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Reid throws a nice head kick!
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Reid connects with a jab.
Reid goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Slurper throws a jab when Reid was well out of range.
Reid takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Reid avoids it well.
Slurper swings for the body but Reid moves out of range.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
and Reid counters with a low kick, right behind Slurper 's knee.
Reid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reid waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Reid moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Slurper takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Slurper slips under a jab.
Slurper blocks a jab.
Reid slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Reid.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Reid is just out of range.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Slurper blocks a leg kick.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid fakes the leg kick and cracks Slurper in the body.
Slurper closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Reid wants to land a leg kick but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Reid off the cage and back into range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Reid lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slurper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slurper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.#T3#
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Reid moves away and avoids it.
Slurper cracks Reid with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big right from Slurper misses.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Reid moves away.
Reid throws a low kick but it's checked well by Slurper.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Nice jab there from Slurper. #CL2#
Reid fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slurper, pushing him back against the cage.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid prevents Slurper from breaking the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid lands a shoulder strike.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Reid can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action. #T4#
Reid stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slurper tries to circle away but Reid has him pinned against the cage.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Reid is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Reid works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Reid.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Reid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Slurper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Reid lands with a kick to the temple. Slurper shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Slurper cracks Reid with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Reid bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper swings for the body but Reid moves out of range.
Reid thumps Slurper with a low kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Snot Slurper.
I think Slurper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 48:48
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 49:46
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Snot Slurper!

Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
After the big win, Snot Slurper made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors UnderGround Clothing Co. and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: PFC 111 Slurper vs Andreev 2     
Date:   Jun 15, 2019
#R1#
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Andreev saw that one coming.
Slurper misses with a right hand
and Andreev makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Andreev tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Slurper defends well and Andreev ends up having to push Slurper into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Andreev connects with a body shot that sends Slurper's belly button to the back.
Andreev tries to clinch up but Slurper circles away and keeps his distance.
A decent looking cross lands there for Andreev.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Andreev misses with a body punch
and Andreev takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#
It looks like Alexey Andreev has been cut.
Andreev ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice straight punches there by Andreev. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Andreev.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Andreev is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A left lands for Slurper.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd cheers as Andreev lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
A jab from Andreev misses. #T1#
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Andreev's shoulder, as Andreev tries to avoid the shot.
Slurper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Andreev throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #TD2#
Andreev looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Andreev throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Slurper seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Andreev has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Slurper working a defensive guard here.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Andreev working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Andreev throws a big elbow that misses.
Andreev stopping the sweep attempt from Slurper.
Andreev trying to control the position from guard on top but Slurper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Andreev throwing strikes from guard but Slurper blocks nicely. #T2#
Andreev content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Slurper avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Andreev trying to control but Slurper is working from the bottom.
Slurper has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slurper trying to control the position.
Andreev throws a big right hand that misses.
Andreev postures up in Slurper's guard and throws a big left but Slurper blocks it.
Andreev is stalling in the full guard. #T3#
Slurper manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Andreev manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR##SUB2#
Andreev is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Andreev has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Slurper is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Andreev.
Slurper tries to stand but Andreev is controlling his head.
Andreev is trying to control Slurper's posture but Slurper avoids it.
Andreev manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!#T4#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Andreev throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Slurper to regain full guard.
Andreev content to stall in guard here.
Andreev scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Andreev looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Slurper is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Andreev trying to control the position from guard on top but Slurper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexey Andreev dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Alexey Andreev's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Andreev. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Andreev slips under a jab.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Andreev blocks a jab.
Andreev has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Andreev there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice shot lands for Slurper.
Andreev misses with a jab to the body
and Slurper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Andreev scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Andreev.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Slurper throws the left hand but Andreev avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Andreev.
Andreev throws a right hand that misses
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
Andreev loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Andreev, as that shot connected. #T1#
A slow jab from Andreev misses its intended target.
Slurper is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Andreev lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Andreev misses with a double jab.
Slurper throwing a counter right hand but Andreev manages to avoid it.
Andreev tries to clinch up.
Andreev scores with the left hand. Slurper knows he should have avoided that one.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Andreev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slurper cracks Andreev with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Andreev tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Slurper pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Andreev is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, UnderGround Clothing Co., into his post fight interview.

 

Event: PFC 104 Slurper vs Rutherford     
Date:   May 11, 2019
#R1#
Rutherford keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rutherford pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rutherford tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rutherford throws a sloppy head kick and Slurper moves out of range easily.
Rutherford throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Slurper counters with a nice uppercut.
A low kick from Rutherford misses
letting Slurper counter with a right hand. #ROC2#
Rutherford is rocked!
We've been told by Rutherford's head coaches at Big Bear Fight Factory that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Thomas Rutherford seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rutherford has his takedown stuffed
and Slurper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oh Rutherford is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rutherford throws a head kick that misses
and Slurper counters with a huge right that knocks Rutherford out cold! Slurper is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snot Slurper! Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Snot Slurper thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: PFC 100 The Culmination     
Date:   Apr 21, 2019
#R1#
Andreev fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Andreev scores with a nice head shot.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Andreev misses with an uppercut.
Andreev ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Andreev lands a glancing blow to the side of Slurper's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Andreev will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Andreev uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Andreev misses with a takedown attempt - Slurper sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Slurper! But no joy.
Slurper works the jab nicely.#CUT2#
It looks like Alexey Andreev has been cut.
Slurper throws a body punch but Andreev moves out of range.
It looked like Andreev wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Andreev throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
Andreev jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Slurper moves out of range as Andreev strikes.
Andreev throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper throws a body punch but Andreev moves out of range.
Andreev seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#T2#
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Andreev misses with a hook to the body
and Slurper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Andreev cracks Slurper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Andreev misses with a left hand
enabling Slurper to counter with a crisp jab.
Slurper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Andreev uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Andreev fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slurper on the side of the head.
Andreev doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Slurper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Andreev thinking.
Andreev throws a body shot but no joy.
Alexey Andreev seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T3#
Andreev misses with a double jab.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Andreev is out of range.
Andreev throwing a counter right hand but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Andreev.
Slurper throws out a counter right but Andreev avoids it with no problem.
Andreev cracks Slurper with an open hand slap.
Andreev misses the shot to the body.
Snot Slurper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD#
Andreev drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
We've been hearing good reports from Andreev's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Slurper regains half guard.
Andreev is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Andreev missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #T4#
Andreev perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Slurper taking some punishment here, with Andreev in his half guard.
Andreev misses with a head shot. Slurper uses the momentum to regain guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Andreev looking to sit in guard and control but Slurper gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
My spies in Men Only. No Liberals ! inform me that Slurper has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Slurper must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Andreev is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Slurper is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Alexey Andreev will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Alexey Andreev's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Andreev comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#TD#
Andreev shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#ES2#
Slurper has one foot on Andreev's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Andreev lands a jab to the nose.
Andreev moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Andreev scores with a jab. Slurper acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Andreev throws a right and a left that Slurper avoids nicely.
Slurper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Andreev with a body shot.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Andreev slips the punch.#T1#
Slurper slips under a jab.
Slurper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Slurper misses with a shot to the body
and Andreev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Andreev slips under a jab from Slurper.
Andreev lands a head shot.
Andreev scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Andreev.
Andreev shoots for a takedown but Slurper saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Andreev misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.#T2#
Andreev fails with the takedown
and Slurper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Andreev thinking.
Andreev throws an off balance right hand
and Slurper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Andreev is trying hard to land a takedown here. Slurper sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A nice side step and Slurper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alexey Andreev. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This has been an exciting period of action!#TD#
Andreev shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Andreev trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Slurper controls Andreev momentarily but Andreev frees himself.
Slurper wants to sweep here but Andreev controlling him for the moment.
Andreev has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Andreev is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T3#
Andreev throwing strikes but missing.
Andreev postures up and lands a big shot to Slurper's brow.
Slurper has his hands on Andreev's head, controlling the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Andreev postures up.
Andreev stands up over Slurper, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Andreev postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Andreev trying to control the position from guard on top but Slurper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Alexey Andreev overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Andreev is looking to work some ground and pound but Slurper has wrist control.
Andreev is looking to work some ground and pound but Slurper has wrist control.
Andreev content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Andreev working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Andreev missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Andreev throwing strikes from guard but Slurper blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Andreev is looking to work some ground and pound but Slurper has wrist control.
Andreev stopping the sweep attempt from Slurper.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexey Andreev dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Alexey Andreev's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R3#
Andreev shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Slurper defends it nicely.
Slurper throws a hook but Andreev blocks it.
Slurper shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Slurper on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Horrible takedown attempt by Andreev or perhaps it was just good defense by Slurper, which made it look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Andreev jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A countering left hand to the body from Slurper misses.
Andreev defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand. #T1#
Andreev throws an overhand right that lands on Slurper's shoulder, as Slurper tries to avoid the shot.
Andreev throws an off balance right hand
letting Slurper counter with a right hand.
Slurper avoids a punch combination nicely.
Andreev moves out of range of the strikes.
A slow jab from Andreev misses its intended target.
Andreev misses with a looping right.
Andreev throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Andreev. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.#T2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Andreev. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#CUT2#
Alexey Andreev's cut is getting worse.
Andreev moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Andreev scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Andreev saw that one coming.
Andreev throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slurper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Andreev ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Nice sprawl there from Slurper as Andreev shoots in.
Slurper looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alexey Andreev. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Andreev.
Slurper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T3#
Andreev just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Andreev is just out of range.
Andreev throws a lazy uppercut
and Andreev takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slurper slips a jab from Andreev.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Andreev throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Andreev uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow. #T4#
Slurper throws a hook but Andreev blocks it.
Andreev moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Andreev does a little dance to reset his feet.
Andreev on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Andreev swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Slurper.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper blocks a jab.
Slurper drops Andreev with a big left hand! Andreev is injured, injured bad! Slurper jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
An out of breath and clearly excited Snot Slurper thanked Garra Nutri for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: PFC 93 Slurper vs Tetsuo     
Date:   Mar 16, 2019
#R1#
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Tetsuo scores with a crisp jab that stopped Slurper in his tracks.
Slurper scores with a nice strike.#TD2#
Tetsuo throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Slurper tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Tetsuo is in Slurper's guard.
Tetsuo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Slurper is keeping the position for now.
Tetsuo postures up in Slurper's guard and throws a big left but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper controlling Tetsuo's posture.
Tetsuo with a flurry of punches that miss.
My spies in Big Bear Fight Factory inform me that Tetsuo has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Slurper holds on and takes a little breather.
Slurper seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Tetsuo in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T1#
Tetsuo working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Slurper's head.
Tetsuo working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tetsuo wants to control from the top but Slurper keeps moving.
Slurper not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Tetsuo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tetsuo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tetsuo throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Jab from Tetsuo.
Tetsuo throws a head kick that misses.
Jurgen Tetsuo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
Slurper walks into a stiff left hand from Tetsuo.
Tetsuo misses with an uppercut.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tetsuo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tetsuo lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
No luck for Tetsuo with that takedown attempt. #TD2#
Tetsuo scores with a takedown into Slurper's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Slurper keeping moving, preventing Tetsuo from controlling successfully.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Slurper holds on and takes a little breather. #T3#
Slurper keeping full guard, as Tetsuo tries to pass.
Tetsuo with a flurry of punches that miss.
Tetsuo is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Tetsuo throws an elbow that misses. Slurper uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Tetsuo's guard. Nice move by Slurper!#REVR#
Tetsuo keeping moving, preventing Slurper from controlling successfully.
Slurper looking to pass the guard. #T4#
Tetsuo is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Tetsuo is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tetsuo thows a huge punch but Slurper dodges it nicely.
Tetsuo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Slurper is trying to maintain the position but Tetsuo is very close to passing his half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tetsuo missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jurgen Tetsuo dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Tetsuo throws a leg kick which misses Slurper's front leg but catches the back leg as Slurper tries to avoid it.
Slurper sizes up Tetsuo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Slurper tries to move into range but Tetsuo moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Tetsuo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper clobbers Tetsuo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #ROC#
Tetsuo is rocked!
Tetsuo misses with a hook to the body
and Slurper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Tetsuo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tetsuo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Tetsuo.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tetsuo blocks a jab.
Tetsuo scores with a shot to the body.
Slurper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tetsuo. Tetsuo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tetsuo is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper cracks Tetsuo with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Tetsuo falls to his knees and Slurper doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to Garra Nutri in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: PFC 87 Slurper vs Kansleri     
Date:   Feb 02, 2019
#R1#
Kansleri motions for Slurper to come forward. Kansleri throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kansleri uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Kansleri throws a solid leg kick but Slurper takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kansleri.
Kansleri waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Kansleri misses with a hook. Slurper ducked under it nicely.
Kansleri lands with a nice body kick.
Kansleri avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kansleri misses with a kick to the body.
Kansleri throws a front kick that sends Slurper stumbling back into the cage.
Kansleri has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Slurper finds it's way round the side to connect with Kansleri's head.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Kansleri.
Kansleri lands a slapping body shot.
Slurper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kansleri.
Kansleri misses with a body shot.
Slurper misses the jab.
Slurper scores with a punch to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kansleri doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Kansleri moved out of range nicely.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kansleri.#T1#
Kansleri buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick. #CL2#
Slurper fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kansleri, pushing him back against the cage.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC#
Kansleri escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kansleri scores with a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kansleri.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Kansleri's belly button to the back.
Kansleri loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kansleri manages to avoid it.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kansleri.
Kansleri throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Slurper checks a leg kick nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper lands a slapping body shot.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kansleri sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Kansleri counters with a three punch combo that has Slurper backing up. Slurper nods at Kansleri to acknowledge the strikes.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice uppercut lands for Kansleri. That snapped Slurper's head back. #T2#
Kansleri avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kansleri throws a solid leg kick but Slurper takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kansleri.
Slurper jabs at Kansleri's body.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Kansleri was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kansleri uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper lands the left hand.
Slurper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kansleri manages to avoid it.
Slurper tries to clinch up but Kansleri circles away and keeps his distance.
Kansleri on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #CL2#
Kansleri tries to keep at a distance but Slurper has taken the fight into the clinch.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kansleri.
I was talking to Kansleri's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Kansleri scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kansleri blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T3#
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper lands a right hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kansleri. #BC#
Kansleri's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slurper takes a swing at Kansleri's ribcage but misses.
Nice uppercut there from Slurper.
Slurper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slurper moves in looking to clinch but Kansleri pushes him off.
Slurper with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kansleri to score with a decent uppercut.
Kansleri throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper swings for the body but Kansleri moves out of range.
Slurper ducks right into an uppercut from Kansleri.
Kansleri tries to land a leg kick but Slurper saw it coming and moves away.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kansleri.
Slurper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kansleri rather than just go for the knockout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper throws a hook but Kansleri blocks it.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Kansleri's body. Kansleri takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kansleri throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kansleri was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.#T4#
A punch combination from Slurper misses.
Kansleri scores with a head kick.
Kansleri throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Kansleri is looking to land body kicks.
Kansleri fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slurper.
Kansleri throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Kansleri slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Kansleri throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Kansleri pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kansleri lands with a cross.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kansleri momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper jabs Kansleri to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kansleri takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Slurper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Slurper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kansleri.
Kansleri takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
That's time! Kansleri's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Slurper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kansleri misses with a leg kick.
Slurper misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kansleri pivots, looking for a leg kick but Slurper is out of range and Kansleri settles back down.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kansleri moves away.
It looked like Kansleri wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kansleri misses with a looping left.
Kansleri throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kansleri lands with a nice body kick.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kansleri manages to avoid it.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kansleri thuds his shin into the meat of Slurper's side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kansleri throws a head kick but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kansleri moves away.
Kansleri scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kansleri.
Kansleri throws a big shot that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T1#
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kansleri doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Kansleri.
Kansleri moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kansleri manages to avoid it.
Slurper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kansleri. That's going to slow Slurper down.
Kansleri looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Kansleri avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Slurper lands a jab to Kansleri's midsection.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Kansleri uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kansleri throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Kansleri scores with a nice body kick.
Slurper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kansleri misses with a low kick.
Kansleri misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Kansleri takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kansleri lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Kansleri throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kansleri uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Slurper has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kansleri.#T2#
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Kansleri has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kansleri misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper connects with the punch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kansleri.
Slurper lands the left hand.
Kansleri pushes Slurper away with a front kick.
Slurper throws a nice looking combination but Kansleri bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
An attempted straight right counter from Kansleri misses the target.
Slurper is looking to clinch.
Rauta Kansleri is winning the standup battle so far.
Kansleri avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Kansleri throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper moves out of range as Kansleri throws a body kick.
Kansleri looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kansleri.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kansleri.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Kansleri slips the punch.#T3#
Kansleri misses with a straight right.
Kansleri fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kansleri swats away the attempt to clinch by Slurper.
Kansleri is looking to counter with head kicks.
Kansleri throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kansleri finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kansleri bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kansleri chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kansleri scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper works over Kansleri's head and body with a nice combination.
A telegraphed right hand from Kansleri misses the target.
Kansleri goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Kansleri looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Slurper steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Kansleri.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Kansleri moves out of range.
Slurper scores with a decent looking hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kansleri slips a straight right by Slurper.#T4#
Slurper blocks a head kick by Kansleri.
Kansleri thumps Slurper with a low kick.
Kansleri slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper connects with a crisp jab.
Slurper scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kansleri attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kansleri.
Kansleri connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kansleri. That's going to slow Slurper down.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kansleri.
Slurper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kansleri under the eye.
Kansleri ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Jab by Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Kansleri slips the punch.
Kansleri on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kansleri scores with a shot to the body.
Slurper stuns Kansleri with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kansleri sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Rauta Kansleri will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Kansleri looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kansleri.
Kansleri throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Slurper.
Slurper on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kansleri. Kansleri obviously looking to wear him down.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Kansleri moves away and avoids it.
Kansleri looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Kansleri lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slurper at a distance.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kansleri swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slurper's corner calls for a 1-2. Slurper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kansleri throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kansleri throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kansleri sets himself, and Slurper steps forward looking for the clinch! Kansleri avoids it this time.
Slurper throws the left hand but Kansleri avoids the punch easily.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Kansleri takes one to the chin there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Kansleri does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kansleri connects with a good right hand that stumbles Slurper. Slurper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kansleri uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Kansleri does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Kansleri dodges the punch combination from Slurper.
Kansleri throwing a counter right hand but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Kansleri thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kansleri throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Slurper is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A slow jab from Kansleri misses its intended target.
Nice body kick there by Kansleri.
Slurper throws the left hand but Kansleri avoids the punch easily.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Kansleri throws a head kick that misses.
Kansleri looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Slurper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Slurper lands with a right hand.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Kansleri off the cage and back into range.
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kansleri misses the jab.
Kansleri loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Kansleri keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T2#
Slurper wants to clinch.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kansleri uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Kansleri connects with an inside leg kick.
Kansleri throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Kansleri misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Kansleri saw that one coming.
Kansleri throws an overhand right that lands on Slurper's shoulder, as Slurper tries to avoid the shot.
Kansleri defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kansleri tries a head kick but it misses.
Kansleri tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Kansleri misses with a low kick.
Kansleri sets himself, and Slurper steps forward looking for the clinch! Kansleri avoids it this time.
Kansleri takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kansleri pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Kansleri is looking to counter punch.#T3#
Kansleri misses with a kick to the body.
Kansleri misses with a few strikes there.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Kansleri is out of range.
Kansleri staying out of range there.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Kansleri avoids them all with ease.
Kansleri takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kansleri swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kansleri throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper wants to counter the offense by Kansleri and move into the clinch position.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
Slurper is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Kansleri attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper swings for the body but Kansleri moves out of range.
Kansleri will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kansleri throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kansleri lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Slurper throws a body punch but Kansleri moves out of range. #T4#
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Kansleri lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kansleri. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Kansleri moves away and avoids it.
Slurper blocks a low kick nicely.
Kansleri uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Kansleri misses with a few strikes there.
Kansleri sets himself, and Slurper steps forward looking for the clinch! Kansleri avoids it this time.
Kansleri misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kansleri throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Kansleri lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kansleri tries to land a leg kick but Slurper saw it coming and moves away.
Slurper throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kansleri.
Kansleri ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Kansleri jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Kansleri avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kansleri throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rauta Kansleri.
I think Kansleri has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rauta Kansleri!

Rauta Kansleri decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Snot Slurper spoke after the fight, saying 'bastard ate boiled eggs and stale beer b4 the fight and fouled the air so bad even the ref was gagging out there ! Do u know how hard it is to fight and NOT vomit at same time???? Bastard should be required to use a buttplug...'.

 

Event: DARE 87     
Date:   Dec 15, 2018
#R1#
Vermeulen ducks right into an uppercut from Slurper.
Vermeulen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A nice side step and Vermeulen releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Vermeulen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Vermeulen! But no joy.
Slurper tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Vermeulen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slurper throws a combination that misses
and Vermeulen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vermeulen misses with a hook. Slurper ducked under it nicely.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Vermeulen's body. Vermeulen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slurper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slurper smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Slurper tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Vermeulen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vermeulen looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Snot Slurper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vermeulen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Vermeulen takes one to the chin there.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vermeulen.
Slurper throws a right hand that Vermeulen ducks under and follows up with a left that Vermeulen also avoids with ease.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vermeulen.
No joy there for Slurper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Slurper slips a straight right by Vermeulen.
Slurper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Vermeulen under the eye.#TD2#
Vermeulen scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Slurper is looking to improve his position. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vermeulen keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slurper is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Vermeulen is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Vermeulen is keen to just control but Slurper is a slippery customer.
Slurper has his hands clasped together around Vermeulen's back. He's all about the action.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Vermeulen prevents Slurper from improving his position.
Vermeulen trying to control the action but Slurper is working from the bottom.
Vermeulen lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #T3#
Slurper is trying to maintain the position but Vermeulen is very close to passing his half guard.
Vermeulen seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Vermeulen sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Slurper defending well though.
Slurper is holding on to half guard well.
Vermeulen takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Vermeulen thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Slurper's head.
Vermeulen working over Slurper with some ground and pound. Slurper looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Slurper has hold of Vermeulen's hands but Vermeulen slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Vermeulen takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Vermeulen lands a nice short elbow.
Vermeulen is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T4#
Vermeulen's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Slurper has hold of Vermeulen's hands but Vermeulen slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Vermeulen looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Vermeulen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Slurper keeps working.
Vermeulen is controlling the pace.
Slurper wants to improve his position but Vermeulen is controlling well.
Vermeulen is looking to stall here but Slurper recovers full guard.
Vermeulen tries to free his leg and advance position but Slurper is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Slurper lands a body shot.
Slurper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Vermeulen at a distance. #CL#
Slurper pushes Vermeulen up against the cage in a clinch.
Vermeulen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Vermeulen looking for a takedown.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper prevents the takedown attempt.
Slurper tries a body shot but Vermeulen blocks it.
Vermeulen changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Slurper fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Snot Slurper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hendrik Vermeulen.
Vermeulen throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper cracks Vermeulen with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Vermeulen takes a shot to the body in his stride. #T1#
Slurper lands a nice looking body shot.
Slurper tries to clinch there but Vermeulen circles away.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Vermeulen throws a nice looking combination but Slurper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Slurper takes a swing at Vermeulen's ribcage but misses.
Vermeulen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Vermeulen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Vermeulen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Vermeulen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slurper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slurper showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vermeulen. #T2#
Slurper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Vermeulen with the counter takedown but Slurper avoids it easily.
Slurper scores with a sloppy right hand. Vermeulen should have avoided that one.
Vermeulen shoots in but no luck this time.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Vermeulen on the side of the head. #ROC#
Vermeulen is rocked!
Slurper lands a brutal uppercut that launches Vermeulen off his feet! Vermeulen tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to HELLBENT in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: DARE 80     
Date:   Nov 14, 2018
#R1#
Gravas throws a sloppy head kick
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Gravas is avoiding it.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gravas fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gravas .
Gravas throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Gravas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gravas throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gravas will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gravas pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#T1#
Slurper wants to clinch
and Gravas counters with an inside leg kick.
Gravas moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Gravas manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Gravas tries a quick counter leg kick but Slurper is wise to it.
Gravas on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CL#
Slurper has taken the fight to the clinch.
Gravas is trying to break the clinch but Slurper has him pressed against the cage.
Gravas wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gravas .
Gravas fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gravas lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Gravas controls his hands.
Gravas tries to break the clinch but Slurper is controlling the position.
Gravas throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T2#
Slurper blocking some punches.
Gravas tries to break free but Slurper pushes him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Gravas has a couple of punches blocked by Slurper.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Gravas controls the action.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Gravas 's ribcage. Gravas let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gravas lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Slurper.
A short right from Gravas .
Gravas 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Gravas controls the action.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gravas or not.
Gravas blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Gravas 's head.
A left hand lands to the body for Gravas .
Slurper tries to work over Gravas 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head. #T3##BC2#
Gravas pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've been told by Slurper's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Slurper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Gravas slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper jabs at Gravas 's body.
Slurper lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Slurper checks the leg kick.
Slurper wants to clinch up but Gravas keeps it at a distance.
Gravas misses with a kick to the body.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gravas walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slurper misses with the combination. #T4#
Slurper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the liver by Slurper. Beautiful body shot.
Gravas gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slurper.
Slurper works Gravas 's body with a nice hook.
Gravas bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gravas flicks out a counter leg kick but Slurper steps away.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Gravas .
Slurper throws a right and a left that Gravas avoids nicely.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Gravas is avoiding it.
And Gravas responds with a good body kick, but Slurper manages to step out the way in time.
Slurper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Slurper misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Gravas closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gravas counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gravas lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gravas , right into the meat.
Slurper moves in looking to clinch but Gravas pushes him off.
Slurper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Gravas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper is looking to clinch.
Gravas replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Slurper blocks it well.
Slurper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gravas 's hands.
Slurper misses with a jab to the body
and Gravas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gravas lands with a cross. #T1#
A head kick misses from Gravas .
Slurper tries to clinch but Gravas moves out of range.
Slurper throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gravas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Both fighters circling a little - Gravas finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Gravas scores with the left hand. Slurper knows he should have avoided that one.
Slurper tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Gravas counters with a good, hard body kick but Slurper shrugs it off.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Slurper tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Gravas makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Slurper really felt that one!
Gravas scores with a push kick.
Gravas slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A head kick misses from Gravas . #T2#
A slapping leg kick lands for Gravas .
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Both fighters circling a little - Gravas finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nice cross by Gravas .
Gravas stalks Slurper and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Slurper's face. Slurper staggers backwards, shaken.#ROC2#
Slurper is rocked!
Jab by Gravas .
Oh Slurper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A big left from Slurper misses.
Slurper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Slurper seems to have got his legs back now.
Gravas throws a half hearted mid kick.
Gravas ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slurper lands an overhand right.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target. #T3#
Some bone on bone action there as Slurper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Gravas connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Gravas looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Gravas lands a slapping body shot.
Slurper avoids a kick to the body.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Gravas is just out of range.
Gravas is trying to counter with his kicks.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Gravas moved out of range.
Slurper misses the jab.
Gravas appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Gravas takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Slurper cracks Gravas with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a right hand
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gravas pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T4#
Slurper shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Gravas eats them both and turns towards Slurper to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gravas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gravas throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
Gravas scores with a nice strike.
Gravas lands a head kick!
Gravas blocks a jab.
A little jabbing left from Gravas on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Gravas looks for the body kick but Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slurper throws a hook but Gravas blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Latka Gravas showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R3#
Gravas moves out of range of the strikes.
Gravas works the jab nicely.
Slurper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gravas in his tracks.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Gravas ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gravas . #CL#
Slurper clinches up against the cage.#BC2#
Gravas manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper throws a lazy uppercut
and Gravas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gravas moves out of range as Slurper strikes.#T1#
Gravas closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Slurper on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Slurper wants to clinch but Gravas slips to the side
and Gravas counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Slurper to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Gravas !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Latka Gravas !
Latka Gravas is the new middleweight champion!
An out of breath Latka Gravas thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Snot Slurper had this to say: 'bastard ate boiled eggs and stale beer b4 the fight and fouled the air so bad even the ref was gagging out there ! Do u know how hard it is to fight and NOT vomit at same time???? Bastard should be required to use a buttplug...'.

 

Event: DARE 73     
Date:   Oct 17, 2018
#R1#
Salvador lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slurper at a distance.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Salvador moved out of range.
Salvador is looking to counter punch.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Salvador.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Salvador connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Salvador circles away from the clinch attempt.
Salvador slips under a jab.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Nice defenses there by Salvador.
Slurper on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Salvador scores with a crisp jab that stopped Slurper in his tracks.
Slurper throws a combination that misses
and Salvador counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1##KD#
Salvador lands a big head kick that sends Slurper tumbling to the mat! Salvador takes a step backwards and waves Slurper back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Slurper misses with a body punch
and Salvador counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#ROC#
Slurper is rocked!
Slurper scores with a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Salvador does a little dance to reset his feet.
Salvador takes a jab right on the kisser.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Salvador thinks about countering with a head kick.
Salvador looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Salvador lands a jab to the nose.
Salvador looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Slurper throws the left hand but Salvador avoids the punch easily.
Salvador was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper slips a straight right by Salvador.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Salvador. #T2#
Salvador connects with a body shot.
Salvador keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Slurper swings for the body but Salvador moves out of range.
Slurper misses with a body shot
and Salvador connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Salvador on the side of the head.
Salvador pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #KD2#
Slurper drops Salvador with a beautiful combination! Salvador stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Slurper is looking for the KO!#ROC2#
Salvador is rocked!
A big left from Slurper misses.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Salvador keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow. #T3#
Slurper takes a swing at Salvador's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Salvador wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A lazy left from Salvador finds it's target.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Salvador slips the punch.#CL2#
Slurper has closed the distance and engaged Salvador in a clinch.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Salvador is looking to break free of the clinch but Slurper has double underhooks. #BC#
Salvador's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#KD2#
Slurper lands a left and a right that send Salvador crashing to the mat, dazed. Slurper thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Oh Salvador is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A left and a right from Salvador both land. Nice combination.
Salvador bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Salvador throwing a counter right hand but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Salvador seems to have got his legs back now.#KD2#
Slurper cracks Salvador with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Slurper has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Salvador to stand back up!
Slurper misses with a combination
and Salvador counters with a left to the body. #T4#
Salvador throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Salvador defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper misses with a left hand
and Salvador counters with a straight right hand.
Slurper throws a hook but Salvador avoids it easily.
Slurper with a hook.#KD2#
Slurper lands a big right hand that sends Salvador crashing to the mat! Slurper stays standing though and waves Salvador back to his feet!
Slurper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Salvador is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Slurper lands a jab to Salvador's midsection.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Salvador misses with a hook.
Slurper slips a jab from Salvador.#KD2#
Slurper cracks Salvador with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Slurper has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Salvador to stand back up!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Salvador switches off momentarily and Slurper cracks him with a monster right hand! Salvador topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Slurper dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Slurper!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Snot Slurper waved his t-shirt featuring HELLBENT's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: KOFC 120 - Slurper v Masterson     
Date:   Aug 26, 2018
#R1#
Nice straight punches there by Masterson. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Masterson.
Slurper misses with the combination.
Masterson throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper misses with a few strikes there.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Masterson saw that one coming.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
and Masterson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Slurper's knee momentarily.#CL#
Slurper closes the distance and clinches.
We've been informed that Masterson has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Masterson tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Masterson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Masterson throws a knee to the head but misses. #BC2#
Masterson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Masterson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Masterson just misses with a punch to the body.
A left lands for Slurper.
Slurper cracks Masterson with an open hand slap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL#
Slurper moves into the clinch.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Masterson avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Masterson controls the action.
Masterson misses with a body punch. #T1#
Masterson lands a shoulder strike.
Masterson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from Slurper.
Masterson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Masterson working aggressively here.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Masterson throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Masterson. #BC2#
Masterson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slurper lands a jab to Masterson's midsection.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Slurper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Masterson scores with a leg kick.
Slurper throws a body punch but Masterson moves out of range.
Masterson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Masterson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slurper. That did some damage!#T2#
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Masterson.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Masterson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Masterson throws out a powerful jab.
Slurper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Masterson looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Slurper tests Masterson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper lands a nice looking body shot.
Slurper with a hook.
Slurper connects with a body shot.
Slurper wants to clinch.
Slurper backing away here, and Masterson unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Slurper cracks Masterson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Slurper looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T3#
Masterson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Masterson misses with a looping left.
Masterson lands a jab to Slurper's midsection.
Masterson throws a sloppy head kick and Slurper moves out of range easily.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Masterson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Masterson.
Good standup being displayed there by Masterson as he connects with a hook.
Slurper tries to clinch there but Masterson circles away.
Slurper tries to clinch there but Masterson circles away.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Masterson's body. Masterson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #CL#
Slurper clinches with his opponent.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Masterson backwards.
Masterson tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Masterson misses with some punches.
Masterson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Masterson is trying to force a seperation but Slurper has the dominant position.
Masterson throws a head punch that misses. #T4#
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Masterson.
Masterson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Masterson misses with the head strike.
A short right from Masterson.
Masterson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Masterson's elbow.
Masterson misses with the head strike.
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Masterson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mastersons head.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Masterson swings wildly with an uppercut but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Masterson looks winded!
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Slurper lands with a hook. Masterson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Masterson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Masterson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Slurper lands an overhand right.
Slurper swings for the body but Masterson moves out of range.
A big left from Masterson misses.
Masterson defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper throws a right and a left that Masterson avoids nicely.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Masterson moved out of range nicely.
Nice uppercut there from Masterson.
Slurper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slurper clobbers Masterson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Masterson looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Masterson throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Masterson.
Masterson connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Masterson.#T1#
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Masterson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Masterson's head but Masterson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper lands a jab to the head.
Masterson scores with a leg kick.
Masterson misses the jab.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Masterson breaks away and moves out of range.
Masterson throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Masterson.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Masterson scores with a head kick. Slurper tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#CL#
Slurper closes the distance and pushes Masterson back into the cage.
Masterson misses with a punch on the inside.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Masterson controls the action.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mastersons head.
Slurper misses with a body punch. #T2#
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Masterson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Masterson stalls.
Masterson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Masterson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mastersons head.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Masterson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Masterson can do to turn this around?
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper tries a body shot but Masterson blocks it.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Masterson's head.
Masterson misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Masterson breaks the clinch. #T3#
Slurper lands a head shot.
Masterson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Slurper's hands.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Masterson misses with a low kick as Slurper jumps back.
As Masterson tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Masterson manages to avoid the attempt.#CL#
Slurper closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Masterson.
Masterson lands with a left to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Masterson.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Masterson.
Masterson misses with some punches.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Masterson avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Masterson. #BC2#
Masterson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T4##CL#
Slurper fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Masterson, pushing him back against the cage.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Masterson.
Masterson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Masterson fails to land.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper pushes Masterson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Masterson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Masterson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Masterson blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Masterson tries to stall but Slurper uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that second round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R3#
Good shot there by Slurper.
Masterson lands a nice hook to Slurper's body. Slurper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Masterson looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper throws a body punch but Masterson moves out of range.
Slurper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Slurper tries to clinch but Masterson moves out of range.
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body. Masterson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Masterson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#CL#
Slurper instigates a clinch.
Masterson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Masterson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Masterson misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Masterson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Masterson has a couple of punches blocked by Slurper.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Slurper cracks Masterson with a nice body shot.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper lands a hook that snaps the head of Masterson backwards.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Masterson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.#ROC#
Masterson is rocked!
Slurper is leaning against Masterson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Masterson is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Masterson's elbow.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Masterson controls his hands.
Slurper creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Masterson's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Masterson drops to his knees and Slurper pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Snot Slurper waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: KOFC 117 - Slurper vs Jeffries     
Date:   Aug 05, 2018
#R1#
Jeffries throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Jeffries tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeffries .
We've been told by Slurper's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Slurper lands a jab to Jeffries 's midsection.
Jeffries moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Jeffries moves away and avoids it.
Jeffries looks to clinch
and Slurper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jeffries on the wrong end of a nice jab.#CL2#
Jeffries forces Slurper back against the cage and clinches.
Good body shot from Jeffries .
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jeffries lands a nice elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A right hook to the body lands for Jeffries .
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Jeffries stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#BC2#
Jeffries 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slurper on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #T1#
Jeffries scores with a hook.
Jeffries keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jeffries misses with a looping right.#CL2#
Jeffries fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slurper, pushing him back against the cage.
Jeffries told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Jeffries swings wildly with an uppercut but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeffries .
Jeffries has Slurper pressed against the cage, preventing Slurper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Slurper tries to break the clinch but Jeffries is controlling the position.
Jeffries scores with a hook to the body.#BC#
Slurper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slurper scores with a nice right hand.
Slurper cracks Jeffries with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jeffries looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Jeffries swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Slurper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jeffries counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jab, jab by Jeffries - just one landing.
Jeffries throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Jeffries clinches up with Slurper and pushes him back against the cage.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Jeffries uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Jeffries 's ribcage. Jeffries let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jeffries throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeffries .
Slurper pushes Jeffries back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jeffries .#BC#
Slurper breaks the clinch.
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper scores with a hook.#T3#
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeffries takes a body punch but keeps moving. #CL2#
Jeffries closes the distance and clinches.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Jeffries controls the action.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Jeffries stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jeffries lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jeffries pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeffries lands a nice elbow.
Jeffries lands a right hand.
Jeffries scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeffries .
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jeffries s head.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jeffries struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeffries just misses with a elbow thrown towards Slurper's brow. #T4#
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Jeffries lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jeffries s head. #ROC#
Jeffries is rocked!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeffries just misses with a elbow thrown towards Slurper's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeffries just misses with a elbow thrown towards Slurper's brow.
Slurper dodges an elbow strike from Jeffries .
Jeffries blocks a body shot from Slurper. #BC#
Slurper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper misses with a jab, cross combination.
A lazy left from Slurper finds it's target.
Jeffries lands a glancing blow to the side of Slurper's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeffries is looking to clinch.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Jeffries sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeffries waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and Jeffries connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Jeffries ducks down to avoid it.
It seemed like Jeffries was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little jabbing left from Jeffries on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jeffries steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Jeffries jabs Slurper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jeffries connects with a looping right hand.
Jeffries misses with a wild body shot.
Jeffries looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper swings for the body but Jeffries moves out of range.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeffries .
Slurper cracks Jeffries with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jeffries tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slurper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
It looked like Slurper wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Jeffries is out of range. #T1#
Jeffries scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jeffries counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice shot by Slurper.
Jeffries misses with a right hand
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
Jeffries takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slurper throws a right and a left that Jeffries avoids nicely.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Jeffries in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Jeffries defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Jeffries throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Some wild striking there from Slurper. #T2#
Slurper misses with a two punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeffries looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Jeffries digs a good body shot into Slurper's ribs.
Slurper gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jeffries throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jeffries tries to clinch up.
Jeffries fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper punishes Jeffries 's body with a nice straight punch.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T3#
Jeffries takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Slurper gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab lands there for Slurper.
Jeffries waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Nice uppercut there from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Jeffries 's head but Jeffries sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jeffries cracks Slurper with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jeffries makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A left lands for Jeffries .
Jeffries with a nice cross.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A left lands for Jeffries .#ROC2#
Slurper is rocked!
Slurper scores with a punch to the head.
Slurper lands a lovely overhand right.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Jeffries is out of range.
Jeffries doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Slurper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Jeffries 's head but Jeffries sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A big right from Jeffries misses.
Jeffries rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Slurper to counter with a crisp jab.
Jeffries is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Jeffries saw that one coming.
Jeffries seems to have recovered his senses.
Jeffries throws a lazy uppercut #KD#
and Slurper counters with a crisp one two that drops Jeffries ! Slurper thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Jeffries to his feet! Jeffries is in big trouble!
Jeffries slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper works Jeffries 's body with a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R3#
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Jeffries moves away and avoids it.
A nice side step and Jeffries releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeffries .
Slurper lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jeffries misses with a hook.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Jeffries moves away and avoids it.
Slurper misses with a left hand
and Jeffries counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeffries . Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeffries misses with a straight left.
Slurper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Jeffries looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Jeffries 's head but Jeffries sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jeffries pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jeffries blocks a jab.
Jeffries steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Slurper.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
and Jeffries counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper connects with a nice looking jab.
Jeffries on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jeffries throws a wild hook but Slurper just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Jeffries gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Slurper raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper very nearly forgot to thank HELLBENT amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: KOFC 112 - Slurper vs Knox     
Date:   Jun 30, 2018
#R1#
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Knox throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Knox defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Knox's belly button to the back.
Knox cracks Slurper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Knox takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper jabs Knox to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Slurper lands with a cross.
Slurper throws a body punch but Knox moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knox throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Knox swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range. #T1#
Knox throws a head kick but Slurper moves out of range.
Knox takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Knox takes one on the button.
Knox has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Knox tries to land a leg kick but Slurper saw it coming and moves away.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Knox manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Knox lands a slapping body shot.
Knox throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper lunges at Knox with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Knox's hand.
Knox blocks a jab.
An inside leg kick from Knox misses.
Knox lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A swing and a miss from Knox.
Slurper lands a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knox takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#T2#
Slurper's corner calls for a 1-2. Slurper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Knox looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Knox.
Knox missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Knox dodges the punch combination from Slurper.
Slurper throws a body punch but Knox moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Knox on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Knox throws out a leg kick but Slurper moves out of range and Knox only half commits.
Knox misses with a low kick.
Knox throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Slurper gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Slurper is working Knox over against the cage.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Knox lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch. #T3#
Knox lands a shoulder strike.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Knox is trying to push Slurper away but Slurper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Knox misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Knox fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Knox.
Slurper blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Knox is trying to stall.
Knox scores with a hook to the body.
Knox working aggressively here.
Knox misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Knox.
A short right from Slurper.
Slurper works on Knox's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Knox looks winded!
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Slurper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Knox's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slurper works on Knox's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper lands a left hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.#ROC#
Knox is rocked!
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Knox is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Knox blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body.
Knox seems to have recovered his senses.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Knox backwards.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Knox backwards.
Knox blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Knox takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##KD#
Slurper cracks Knox with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Knox looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Slurper finish him?
Knox tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
Knox throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Knox! Slurper dives in looking to finish! Knox is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
After the big win, Snot Slurper made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: KOFC 109 - Slurper vs Reid 2     
Date:   Jun 02, 2018
#R1#
Reid thumps Slurper with a low kick.
Reid throws a leg kick that misses.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Reid manages to circle out of the way.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Reid counters with an inside leg kick. #CL#
Slurper instigates a clinch.
Reid's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Reid.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Reid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Reid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid lands a body shot.
Reid digs a right hand into Slurper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slurper's gas tank.
A hook to the body from Reid.
Slurper is breathing heavily.
Good body shot from Reid.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Reid scores with a hook to the body.
Reid scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reid lands a left hand.
Reid pushes Slurper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Reid digs a right hand underneath Slurper's ribcage. Slurper let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Reid lands a body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Reid.#T1##BC2#
Reid escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Reid bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Slurper's head backwards.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Reid swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Reid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Reid fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slurper on the side of the head.
Jaheim Reid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper misses with a jab to the body
and Reid counters with an outside leg kick.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Reid jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Reid lands a jab to the head.
Reid uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Reid connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
Reid lands a jab to Slurper's midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Reid counters with a nice leg kick.
Slurper defending well as Reid loads up on a big left hand.
Reid looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T2#
Reid takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Reid ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Reid misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd cheers as Reid lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
Slurper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A jab from Reid misses.
Reid does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
As Reid tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Reid manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper doesn't manage to clinch there - Reid circles away.
Slurper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Reid shakes it off.
Reid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Reid is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Slurper had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Reid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #T3#
A jab from Reid misses.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reid was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Reid connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Reid looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Reid lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slurper's sensitive parts.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Reid, right into the meat.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Reid manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper doesn't manage to clinch there - Reid circles away.
Slurper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Reid is looking to slow Slurper down with leg kicks.
Reid drops his hands momentarily and Slurper takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Slurper is looking to wear down Reid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Reid, as that shot connected. #T4#
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Reid let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slurper takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Slurper fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Reid, pushing him back against the cage.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
Reid lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Reid.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Reid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reid blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Reid lands a body punch.
Reid tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
A left hand lands to the body for Slurper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Reid back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaheim Reid dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Slurper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#CUT#
It looks like Jaheim Reid has been cut.
Reid throws a leg kick which misses Slurper's front leg but catches the back leg as Slurper tries to avoid it.
Reid pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It looked like Slurper was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Reid.
Reid misses with the body kick
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
A thudding body kick lands there by Reid!
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper staying out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Reid misses with a body punch
enabling Slurper to counter with a crisp jab.
Reid lands a jab to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with a body shot
and Reid counters with a series of strikes. Slurper will be more careful next time no doubt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper tries to clinch up
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
Nice defenses there by Reid.
Reid throws a front kick aimed at Slurper's knee but Slurper avoids it well.
Reid thumps Slurper with a low kick.
Slurper wants to clinch.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Reid misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jab by Reid.
Reid tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Reid has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Reid looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Slurper throws the left hand but Reid avoids the punch easily.
Slurper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#T2#
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Reid saw that one coming.
Slurper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Reid.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Reid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Reid showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slurper.
Reid lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Reid throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Slurper on the side of the head.
Reid lands with an overhand left.#T3#
Slurper lands with a hook. Reid tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Reid throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Reid breaks away and moves out of range.
Reid feints and then cracks Slurper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Slurper down.
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
letting Reid counter with a right hand.
Slurper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Reid circles away from the clinch attempt.
Reid doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Reid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Reid does it's job there.
Reid uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Reid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Slurper avoids a kick to the body.
Reid misses with a body shot. #T4#
Reid lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Reid scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Slurper doesn't seem bothered though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Reid fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Slurper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Slurper checks a leg kick.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Reid misses with a body shot.
Reid throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
As Reid tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Reid manages to avoid the attempt.
Reid throws a body shot but no joy.
Good exchange - Reid coming out on top.
Reid throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slurper counters with a straight right hand.
Reid lands a jab to the head.
Reid misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaheim Reid showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jaheim Reid's cut.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R3#
Reid moves out of range of the strikes.
Reid takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Reid cracks Slurper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Slurper swinging wildly here.
Reid doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reid throws out the jab.
Slurper was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jaheim Reid seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Reid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Reid looks for the body kick but Slurper saw that one coming.
Reid throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Some wild striking there from Slurper. #T1#
Reid is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reid throws out the jab.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Reid ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Reid.
Reid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Reid.
Reid lands with a shot to the body.
Reid lands with a good body shot.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Slurper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T2#
Slurper moves away from the strike by Reid.
Slurper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Reid scores with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper needs to keep his hands up - Reid had a free shot at his head there.
Reid staying out of range there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Reid.
Reid throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
Reid moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slurper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Reid scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Reid darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#T3#
Reid lands a nice looking body shot.
Reid closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Reid scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Slurper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Reid lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Reid swats away the attempt to clinch by Slurper.
Slurper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Reid connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Reid lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Reid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper. #T4#
Slurper works the jab nicely.#CUT#
That has opened up Jaheim Reid's cut even more.
Slurper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Reid.
Slurper is looking to clinch.
Reid tries a quick counter leg kick but Slurper is wise to it.
A punch lands to the side of Slurper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Reid attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reid. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reid lands a nice hook to Slurper's body. Slurper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Reid misses the shot to the body.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reid was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Reid lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaheim Reid really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jaheim Reid's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R4#
Slurper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A shot to the body from Slurper misses
and Reid connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Reid throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#CL#
Slurper rushes Reid and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reid's elbow.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Reid.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
Reid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Reid.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reid blocking some punches.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Reid.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Reid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Reid softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Reid misses with a body punch.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Reid lands a right hand.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.#T1#
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Reid lands a shoulder strike.
A body shot lands from Reid.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reid lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Jaheim Reid seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Reid tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reid lands a nice shot to the body.
A body shot lands from Reid.
Slurper takes a shot to the head.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Reid avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Reid scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
Reid working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T2#
Reid tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Reid.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Reid.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reid's elbow.
Reid working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Reid makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Reid lands with a short shot to the head.
Reid gets through Slurper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#ROC2#
Slurper is rocked!
Slurper tries to work over Reid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Oh Slurper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slurper prevents a body shot from Reid.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper seems to have got his legs back now.#BC2#
Reid escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Reid.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Reid counters with a good low kick that Slurper was not able to check.
Reid throws a sloppy body shot
and Slurper counters with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Reid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Reid connects with a body shot that sends Slurper's belly button to the back.
Reid slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Slurper dips to his left and cracks Reid with an uppercut!
Jab, jab by Reid - just one landing.
Slurper takes one to the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Reid.
Slurper lands a really nice looking cross but Reid seems unphased.
Reid with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper misses with a two punch combination. #T4#
Reid lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Reid counters with a straight right hand.
Reid throws out a powerful jab.
Reid turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Reid misses with a body shot.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Reid misses the jab.
A lazy left from Reid finds it's target.
Slurper takes one to the side of the head.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaheim Reid dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Jaheim Reid's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
#R5#
Reid thows a leg kick but Slurper checks it
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper cracks Reid with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Reid uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Slurper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Reid misses with a lunging right hand
and Slurper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Reid misses the jab.
Reid connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Nice shot by Reid.
Nice shot lands for Reid.#T1#
Reid tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A low kick from Reid is predictable there
and Slurper counters with a straight right hand.
Slurper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Reid bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper lands with a hook. Reid tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Slurper darts in trying to clinch
enabling Reid to counter with a crisp jab.
Slurper checks a leg kick.
Reid fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slurper checks it well.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T2#
Reid lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Slurper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#ROC#
Reid is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Reid can pounce on him.
Reid is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Reid throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Slurper on the side of the head.
Slurper fakes the body blow, causing Reid to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Reid goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Urban Fighter for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Jaheim Reid spoke after the fight, saying 'Bumboclaat!'.

 

Event: KOFC 103 - Slurper vs Knox     
Date:   May 05, 2018
#R1#
Knox lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Slurper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Knox just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Knox.
Slurper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Knox counters with a straight right hand.
Knox uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Knox has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Slurper is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Knox swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A cross from Slurper lands.
Knox is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Nice defenses there by Knox.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Knox fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Knox wants to clinch
and Slurper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Knox slips the punch.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Knox.
Slurper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Knoxs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Knox unleashes a big counter combination but Slurper bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Slurper scores with a punch to the head.
Knox chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Knox tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slurper swats him away and circles back towards the center. #T1##CL2#
Knox closes the distance and clinches.
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Knox misses with the head strike.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Knox can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Knox throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Knox tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow. #BC2#
Knox breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Knox throws a right hand that misses
and Slurper counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Slurper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Knox on the side of the head.
Knox misses with a hook.
A quick step to the side and Slurper tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Knox misses with a body punch
and Slurper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper throws a hook but Knox blocks it.
Knox throws a counter combo.
Slurper throws a hook but Knox blocks it.
Slurper is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Knox looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Knox takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Knox steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.#T2#
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slurper, as that shot connected.
Knox throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
Slurper swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Knox ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Knox swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Knox moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Knox.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Knox ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Knox blocks a jab.
Knox misses the shot to the body.
Slurper throws a jab when Knox was well out of range.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Knox is looking to clinch.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Knox sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper misses with a hook.#T3#
Knox avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Knox.
Knox ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Knox misses the shot to the body.
Knox takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Knox swings widly with a right hand
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Knox misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper misses with a series of wild punches.
It seemed like Knox was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Knox takes one to the chin there.
Slurper scores with a one two! Knox had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jab by Slurper.
Knox jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #T4#
Slurper swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Knox counters with a nice leg kick.
Knox scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Slurper doesn't seem bothered though.
Knox scores with a kick to the midsection.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Knox.
Knox uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Knox pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Slurper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Knox throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a double jab.
Slurper blocks the body kick.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper checks a low kick from Knox.
Knox scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Knox lands a head kick!
Knox on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Knox throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Slurper defending well as Knox loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Knox is out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Knox.
Slurper with a jab.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Knox.
A little jabbing left from Knox on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Slurper misses with a combination
and Knox makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Knox throws a quick inside leg kick.
A lazy left from Slurper finds it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Knox. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Knox fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Knox misses.
Knox throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Knox jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Knox throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Knox throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. #T1#
Knox walks into a left hand.
Knox throws a leg kick that misses.
Knox tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slurper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Knox takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Slurper misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Knox swings widly with a right hand
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Knox's body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Knox does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Knox manages to avoid it.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Knox's belly button to the back.
Knox misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Knox - that will leave a mark!
Knox tries to clinch but Slurper moves out of range.
Knox on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Knox in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Knox missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Knox throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Knox scores with a punch to the head.#T2#
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A punch combination from Slurper misses.
Slurper lands a right hook to the body.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper lands a jab to the nose.
Knox's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Slurper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Knox scrambles back to his feet.
Knox throws an off balance right hand
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
Knox has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The fight stays on the outside here - Knox looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
No joy there for Slurper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Knox misses with the body kick
and Slurper counters with a straight right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Slurper. That snapped Knox's head back.
Knox lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Slurper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#T3#
Knox throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Knox tries to close the distance and clinch but Slurper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slurper dips to his left and cracks Knox with an uppercut!
Knox tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
Slurper darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Knox's shoulder, as Knox tries to avoid the shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Knox does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Knox.
Knox takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slurper misses with a hook to the body
and Knox counters with a nice uppercut.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Knox was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper throws a lazy uppercut
and Knox counters with an outside leg kick.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Knox.
Knox misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Knox was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper slips a jab from Knox.#T4#
Slurper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Knox misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
A nice leg kick lands there from Knox.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a hook #CL2#
and Knox holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Knox scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Knox.
Knox lands a hook that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Knox fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Knox lands a left hand.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper presses Knox against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Knox lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper working aggressively here.
A short left from Knox.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R3#
Knox keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Knox's shoulder, as Knox tries to avoid the shot.
Slurper sets himself, and Knox steps forward looking for the clinch! Slurper avoids it this time.
Slurper misses with a hook. Knox ducked under it nicely.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Knox takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper stuns Knox with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Knox feints and then cracks Slurper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Slurper down.
Knox looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Knox misses the jab.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Knox manages to avoid it.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Slurper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knox keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Knox! But no joy.
Slurper throws a hook but Knox blocks it.
Knox cracks a nice hook into Slurper's ribs.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Knox was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Knox throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Slurper to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
Slurper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Knox.
Slurper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Knox.
Knox walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Slurper blocks the body kick.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Knox misses with a body punch
and Slurper counters with a left and a right that stings Knox.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Knox is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slurper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Slurper catches Knox with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Slurper digs a good body shot into Knox's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sloppy strikes from Slurper. Those never looked like landing.
Slurper works Knox's body with a nice hook.
Slurper cracks Knox with an open hand slap.#T2#
Knox bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Knox misses with a hook
and Slurper counters with a straight right hand.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Knox's belly button to the back.
Knox connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Slurper misses the jab.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Knox moved out of range nicely.
Slurper misses the jab.
That kick from Knox tenderised Slurper's leg. Slurper is trying to keep his angry face on.
Knox lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Knox moves away from the strike by Slurper.
A jab lands there for Slurper.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Knox's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Slurper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Knox scrambles back to his feet.#T3#
Slurper stalks Knox and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Knox's face. Knox staggers backwards, shaken.
Slurper blocks a leg kick.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Knox.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Knox defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Knox doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Knox looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper keeps the fight on the outside.
Slurper takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Knox takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Knox lands with a cross.
Donk. Slurper catches Knox right on the button with a cross.
Slurper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Slurper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Knox can do to turn this around?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knox throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Knox circles away quickly and effectively.#T4#
Slurper cracks Knox with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Knox.
Knox digs a good body shot into Slurper's ribs.
Knox throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Knox slips under a jab.
And Knox responds with a good body kick, but Slurper manages to step out the way in time.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Knox avoids it well.
A left and a right from Slurper both land. Nice combination.
Knox misses with a body kick.
Slurper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Knox thows a body kick. Slurper tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Slurper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Slurper throws a nice looking combination but Knox bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Knox uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Knox slips the punch.
Knox throws a big shot that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R4#
Knox dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Knox looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Slurper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper catches Knox with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a right hand that Knox ducks under and follows up with a left that Knox also avoids with ease.
Slurper throws a combination that misses
and Knox counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Knox lands with a nice body kick.
Knox throws a lazy uppercut
and Slurper counters with a right hand to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Knox takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Slurper scores with a nice right hand.
Slurper has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Knox.
Knox connects with a body shot that sends Slurper's belly button to the back.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.#T1#
Knox lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Knox misses with a straight right.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Knox counters with a good low kick that Slurper was not able to check.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper throwing a counter right hand but Knox manages to avoid it.
Slurper lands a right hook to the body.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Knox shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A punch lands to the side of Slurper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Knox tries to counter by closing the distance.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Knox misses with a wild body shot. #CL2#
Knox gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short right from Slurper. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper pushes Knox back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Knox's head.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Knox trying to stall but Slurper improves his position.
Knox stalling.
Knox scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Knox tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Knox back against the cage.
Slurper lands a hook that snaps the head of Knox backwards.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Knox blocks an uppercut.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Knox controls his hands.
Knox blocks an uppercut.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
A nice left hand lands by Knox.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body. #T3##BC2#
Knox breaks from the clinch.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Knox.
A big left from Knox misses.
Knox throws a right hand that misses
enabling Slurper to counter with a crisp jab.
Slurper swings for the body but Knox moves out of range. #CL2#
Knox moves into range and clinches up with Slurper.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper pushes Knox back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Knox throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Knox backwards.
Knox tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Knox back against the cage. #BC2#
Knox breaks from the clinch.
Knox missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Knox uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Knox throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Slurper connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#T4#
Knox walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slurper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
It looked like Slurper was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Knox.
Knox misses with a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A telegraphed right hand from Knox misses the target.
Slurper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slurper lands with a nice body punch.
Slurper scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Knox misses with a kick to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Slurper as he connects with a hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice defenses there by Knox.
Knox gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slurper.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Knox.
Knox throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper had his way with Archibald Knox in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R5#
Knox scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Knox misses with a looping left.
Slurper moves out of range as Knox throws a body kick.
Slurper lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Knox throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It looked like Slurper was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Knox.
Knox throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper cracks Knox with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Slurper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Knox slips under a jab.
Knox swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Knox.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #ROC#
Knox is rocked!
Slurper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Knox's hands.
Knox is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?#CL2#
Knox closes the distance and clinches.#T1#
A shot in the inside from Slurper.
Knox misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Knox controls the action. #BC2#
Knox pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Knox seems to have recovered his senses.
Knox throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Knox looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Knox.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Knox on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Knox throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Knox ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Archibald Knox has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Snot Slurper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Slurper scores with a hook to the body. Knox takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Slurper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Knox's head.
Knox throws a wild body kick that Slurper sees coming a mile off.
Slurper throwing a counter right hand but Knox manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Knoxs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Slurper avoids the head kick by Knox.
Slurper takes a swing at Knox's ribcage but misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Knox looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Good shot there by Slurper.
Knox shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Knox rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Slurper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slurper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Knox throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Knox will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper stuns Knox with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Slurper lands a two punch combo.
Slurper lands a slapping body shot.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Knox throws a wild body kick that Slurper sees coming a mile off.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Knox.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Knox's belly button to the back.
Knox misses with a body kick.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Nice uppercut lands for Slurper. That snapped Knox's head back.
Slurper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Knox lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash. #T4#
Knox dodges the punch combination from Slurper.
Knox tries to clinch up.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Knox, as that shot connected.
Knox stuns Slurper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Knox tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Knox.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Knox scores with a nice head shot.
Knox fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Knox looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Knox feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Knox throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Knox throws a low kick but Slurper avoids it.
Knox throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snot Slurper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Slurper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 50:45
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 50:45
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snot Slurper!

Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, RAGS of a RONIN, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: KOFC 100 - Slurper vs Garinho     
Date:   Apr 14, 2018
#R1#
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Good exchange - Gariniho coming out on top.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Gariniho looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
It looked like Slurper was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Gariniho.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gariniho moves away.#CL2#
Gariniho rushes Slurper and presses him up against the cage.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gariniho misses with some punches.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Gariniho avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Gariniho controls his hands.
Slurper is leaning against Gariniho and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Gariniho blocks an uppercut.
Gariniho tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gariniho throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Gariniho.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Gariniho misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper lands a body punch in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Slurper. #ROC#
Gariniho is rocked!
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gariniho is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Slurper lands a big right hand that drops Gariniho! The killer instinct kicks in and Slurper finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Slurper!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper very nearly forgot to thank RAGS of a RONIN amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: KOFC 96 - Reid vs Slurper     
Date:   Apr 01, 2018
#R1#
Reid misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Reid, right into the meat.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Reid takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
An attempted straight right counter from Reid misses the target.
Reid has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Slurper swings for the body but Reid moves out of range.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Reid throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Reid throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#CL2#
Slurper rushes Reid and presses him up against the cage.
Reid scores with a hook to the body.
Reid blocks a body shot from Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
Reid working aggressively here.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Reid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Reid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Reid blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
Reid works on Slurper's body with a couple of short punches.
Reid pushes Slurper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Reid - that landed with a thud.
Reid working aggressively here.
Reid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Reid lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reid working aggressively here.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Reid misses with the head strike.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Reid misses with a punch on the inside.
Reid blocking some punches.
Slurper tries to work over Reid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Reid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Reid gets through Slurper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Reid.
Reid lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reid softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Reid controls the action. #T2#
Reid lands with a right to the head.
Slurper is working Reid over against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Reid. #BC#
Reid manages to break the clinch.
Reid thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid misses with a body shot.
Reid lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slurper's sensitive parts.
Reid looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Reid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Reid was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Reid counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Reid lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slurper at a distance.
Reid slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Reid is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#T3#
Reid moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Reid lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
As Slurper backs away, Reid returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid is looking to counter with a body kick.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#CL#
Reid moves into the clinch.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Reid's ribcage. Reid let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Reid working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.
Reid working aggressively here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Reid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper cracks Reid with a nice body shot.
Reid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Slurper. #T4#
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper lands an uppercut.
Reid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Reid.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Reid.
Slurper is working Reid over against the cage.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Reid misses with some punches.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Reid controls the action.
Slurper cracks Reid with a nice body shot.
Reid is breathing heavily.
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Reid avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaheim Reid dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Slurper lands a body shot.
Slurper cracks a nice hook into Reid's ribs.
Reid throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper throws out a counter right but Reid avoids it with no problem.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Slurper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Reid avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Slurper slips under a jab from Reid.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Reid.
Slurper doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Slurper lands a jab to the head.
Reid buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Reid uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A clash of legs there as Slurper blocks the low kick.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
And Reid counters with a quick kick to the body but Slurper blocks it.
Reid ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Reid throws a quick counter kick to the body but Slurper avoids it.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Reid.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Reid's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch but Reid swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T1#
An inside leg kick from Reid misses.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Reid doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Reid rather than just go for the knockout.
Reid is looking to slow Slurper down with leg kicks.
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Reid doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Reid.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Reid looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Slurper works Reid's body with a nice hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
and Reid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper scores with the left hand. Reid knows he should have avoided that one.
Slurper takes one on the button.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Reid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T2#
Reid throws a leg kick that misses.
Reid scores with a body shot.
Reid throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Slurper has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Reid finds it's way round the side to connect with Slurper's head.
Reid takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slurper lands a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Reid misses the target.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid takes one to the side of the head.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Reid is avoiding it.
Slurper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Reid thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Slurper if he has to take too many more of those.
Slurper tests Reid's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CUT2#
It looks like Jaheim Reid has been cut.#CL#
Reid gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Reid misses with some punches.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reid backwards. #T3#
Reid takes a shot to the head.
Reid lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
Slurper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
Snot Slurper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reid's elbow.
Nice body punch from Slurper - that landed with a thud.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Slurper tries to work over Reid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Reid is trying to break the clinch but Slurper is controlling him.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land. #T4#
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Reid avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
Reid works on Slurper's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Reid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Reid working aggressively here.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Reid's ribcage. Reid let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Reid's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reid's elbow.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jaheim Reid's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R3#
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Reid saw that one coming.#CL#
Reid rushes Slurper and presses him up against the cage.
Reid struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Reid digs a right hand into Slurper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slurper's gas tank.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #ROC2#
Reid is rocked!
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
Oh Reid is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Reid! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Slurper is unloading with more strikes now! Reid drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Snot Slurper made sure he mentioned RAGS of a RONIN, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
The defeated Jaheim Reid had this to say: 'Bumboclaat!'.

 

Event: Gladiators 74 Snot v Murphy     
Date:   Jan 27, 2018
#R1#
Murphy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Murphy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Murphy looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Murphy circles away quickly and effectively.
Slurper works Murphy's body with a nice hook.
Murphy misses with an uppercut.
Slurper swings for the body but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slurper with a body shot.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Murphy moves away.
A little jabbing left from Murphy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Murphy throws a good cross that connects.
Slurper connects with a body shot.
Murphy takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Murphy.
Slurper defending well as Murphy loads up on a big left hand.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Murphy looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.
Slurper is looking to wear down Murphy with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Murphy off the cage and back into range.#T1#
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Murphy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Slurper lands a nice looking body shot.
Murphy's coach down at Phoenix Fight Team was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Murphy's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Murphy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Murphy misses the target.
Slurper slips under a jab from Murphy.
Murphy throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Murphy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Murphy throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murphy was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper blocks a jab.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Slurper lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Slurper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slurper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Murphy on the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Murphy works Slurper's body with a nice hook.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Murphy looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T2#
Murphy misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Murphy. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Murphy misses with a lunging right hand
and Slurper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slurper scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Murphy throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Murphy throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper throws a body punch but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Murphy.
Murphy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Murphy misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Murphy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#T3#
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Murphy.
Slurper connects with a looping right hand.
Slurper walks into a straight right hand from Murphy.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Murphy.
Murphy defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Murphy looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Murphy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Murphy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Murphy counters with a stiff right hand.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Murphy! But no joy.
Murphy blocks a jab.
Murphy works the jab nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice shot by Murphy.#T4#
Murphy misses with a body shot.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slurper lands with a straight right. Murphy didn't see that one coming.
Murphy misses with an uppercut.
Murphy throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Murphy misses with an uppercut.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Murphy moved out of range nicely.
Murphy let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slurper swings for the body but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Murphy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Murphy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Murphy misses the jab.
Murphy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Murphy is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Slurper goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Slurper throws a body punch but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Murphy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slurper gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Murphy.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper throws a jab when Murphy was well out of range.
Murphy slips under a jab.
The fighters circling - Murphy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Murphy.
The fighters circling - Murphy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Murphy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murphy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Murphy swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Murphy.
Murphy misses with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper moves out of range as Murphy strikes.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Murphy counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Murphy.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Murphy saw that one coming.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Murphy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper sizes up Murphy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Slurper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Murphy throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Slurper defending well as Murphy loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Murphy can do to turn this around?
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
It seemed like Murphy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Murphy misses with a body shot.
Slurper has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Murphy finds it's way round the side to connect with Slurper's head.
Murphy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Murphy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Murphy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slurper tries to bum rush Murphy with a series of wild strikes but Murphy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper swings for the body but Murphy moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
Murphy misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Murphy moves away.
Murphy tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper scores with a sloppy right hand. Murphy should have avoided that one.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Murphy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Murphy throws a poor cross that misses
and Slurper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Murphy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Murphy misses with a straight left.
Murphy scores with a nice strike.
Slurper connects with the punch.
Murphy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T3#
Slurper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Murphy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Slurper throws a one two combo.
A lazy left from Murphy finds it's target.
Donk. Slurper catches Murphy right on the button with a cross.
Murphy misses with a two punch combination.
Slurper digs a good hook to Murphy's body.
Murphy moves out of range of the strikes.
Murphy scores with a jab. Slurper acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper ducks right into an uppercut from Murphy.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Murphy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slurper appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Murphy.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Murphy's head but Murphy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Murphy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Murphy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #T4#
Slurper swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Murphy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slurper takes one to the chin there.
Murphy moves away from the strike by Slurper.
A jab from Murphy does it's job there.
Slurper has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Slurper there as he acknowledges the shot.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Murphy.
Murphy swinging wildly here.
Slurper throws a hook but Murphy blocks it.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper throws the left hand but Murphy avoids the punch easily.
Murphy drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Good standup being displayed there by Slurper as he connects with a hook.
Murphy takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that second round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R3#
Murphy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Murphy's body. Murphy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Murphy might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Murphy ducks down to avoid it.
Murphy misses the shot to the body.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Murphy.
Murphy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slurper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Murphy lands with an overhand left.
Murphy connects with a crisp jab.
Murphy moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper slips under a jab.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murphy needs to keep his hands up - Slurper had a free shot at his head there.
Jab from Slurper.
Murphy avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Murphy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slow jab from Murphy misses its intended target. #T1#
Murphy throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Murphy might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Slurper has got the better of the exchanges.
Slurper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Murphy lands a slapping body shot.
Slurper works over Murphy's head and body with a nice combination.
Murphy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Murphy moves forwards but Slurper connects with a nice, crisp jab.#ROC#
Murphy is rocked!
Murphy misses with a straight right.
Slurper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Murphy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Slurper lunges at Murphy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Murphy's hand.
Murphy is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Murphy throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper swings for the body but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy seems to have recovered his senses.
Good standup being displayed there by Murphy as he connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A telegraphed right hand from Murphy misses the target.
Murphy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Murphy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Murphy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper scores with a punch to the head.#T2#
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Murphy.
Slurper slips a jab from Murphy.
Slurper moves out of range as Murphy strikes.
Murphy throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Slurper misses its target.
A big right from Murphy misses.
Murphy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Slurper momentarily.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murphy was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper slips a jab from Murphy.
Slurper throws a body punch but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy just misses with a punch to the body.
Murphy misses with a looping right.
Murphy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Murphy.
Slurper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Murphy.
Slurper misses the jab.
Murphy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T3#
Donk. Slurper catches Murphy right on the button with a cross.
Slurper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice jab there from Slurper.
Slurper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper walks into a jab.
A punch combination from Slurper misses.
Murphy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Murphy takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Murphy connects with a nice looking jab.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Slurper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Murphy slips under a jab.
Slurper lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T4#
Slurper takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Murphy misses with a hook
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Murphy lands a jab to the head.
A cross from Murphy lands.
Slurper digs a good body shot into Murphy's ribs.
Murphy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Murphy throws a poor cross that misses
and Slurper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Murphy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Murphy misses with a lunging right hand
and Slurper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Murphy manages to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a left hand
and Murphy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice jab there from Murphy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R4##KD#
Slurper drops Murphy with a beautiful combination! Murphy stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Slurper is looking for the KO!
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Murphy moves away.
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Murphy at a distance.
Murphy swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
It looked like Slurper wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Murphy misses the jab.
Nice cross by Murphy.
A jab from Murphy finds it's way through Slurper's defenses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Murphy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Slurper misses with the combination.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#T1#
Murphy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Slurper slips under a jab from Murphy.
Murphy throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Murphy.
Murphy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Murphy off the cage and back into range.
Slurper tests Murphy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Murphy is just out of range.
Murphy looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Murphy cracks Slurper with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Murphy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Slurper.
Murphy misses with a looping right.
Slurper jabs Murphy to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T2#
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Murphy's shoulder, as Murphy tries to avoid the shot.
Slurper throws a hook but Murphy avoids it easily.
Murphy is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slurper with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper swings for the body but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy just misses with a punch to the body.
Murphy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Murphy.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murphy was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Murphy misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Murphy lands the left hand.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Murphy manages to avoid it.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Murphy stuns Slurper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Murphy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Slurper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Murphy scrambles back to his feet.#T3#
Murphy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Murphy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Jab by Murphy.
Murphy staying out of range there.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Murphy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for Slurper. That snapped Murphy's head back.
Murphy ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Murphy.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Murphy.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Murphy counters with a right hand to the body.
Murphy throws a right hand that misses
and Slurper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Murphy moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Slurper slips a straight right by Murphy.
Slurper lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Murphy throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Murphy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper jabs Murphy right on the nose. Murphy blinks but takes it well.
Slurper misses the jab.
Murphy with a hook.
Murphy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Murphy slips a straight right by Slurper.
Murphy lands a glancing blow to the side of Slurper's head.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper moves out of range as Murphy strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Murphy looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Murphy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slurper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Murphy.
A quick step to the side and Slurper tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper had his way with Mick Murphy in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R5#
Murphy misses with an uppercut.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Murphy tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Murphy loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Murphy's body. Murphy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Murphy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Murphy misses with an uppercut.
Slurper moves out of range as Murphy strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Murphy throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper moves out of range as Murphy strikes.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Slurper tests Murphy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper misses with a hook to the body
and Murphy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Murphy just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper throws a body punch but Murphy moves out of range. #T1#
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
No joy there for Slurper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Murphy thuds a left hand into Slurper's body.
Slurper takes a swing at Murphy's ribcage but misses.
Murphy connects with a crisp jab.
Slurper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper slips a jab and a cross from Murphy.
Murphy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Murphy is just out of range.
Murphy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Murphy throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Murphy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Donk. Murphy catches Slurper right on the button with a cross.
Murphy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Snot Slurper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Murphy takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Slurper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Murphy.
Murphy throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Murphy scores with a decent looking hook.
Murphy connects with a body shot that sends Slurper's belly button to the back.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Murphy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Murphy.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Murphy.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Murphy under the eye.#T3#
Murphy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper takes a swing at Murphy's ribcage but misses.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Murphy.
Murphy throws a lazy uppercut
and Murphy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Murphy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Murphy just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Murphy counters with a right hand to the body.
Murphy staying out of range there.
Slurper scores with the left hand. Murphy knows he should have avoided that one.
Good shot there by Slurper.
Slurper connects with a crisp jab.
Murphy cracks Slurper with a good jab.
Murphy looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Murphy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Mick Murphy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Slurper connects with a jab.
Slurper slips under a jab.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Murphy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Murphy avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Murphy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Murphy avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Murphy looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Murphy ducks right into an uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper cracks Murphy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Murphy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Slurper counters with a right hand to the body.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Murphy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Murphy missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Murphy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Snot Slurper.
Well Slurper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 50:45
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 50:45
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snot Slurper!

Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to RAGS of a RONIN in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: Gladiators 69 Cedric v Snot     
Date:   Dec 30, 2017
#R1#
Slurper lands with a straight right. Lancaster didn't see that one coming.
Slurper checks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Lancaster does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lancaster is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Lancaster fails with an attempt to clinch.
Good shot there by Slurper.
Slurper has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Lancaster is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Slurper throws the left hand but Lancaster avoids the punch easily.
Lancaster swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Lancaster tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slurper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Lancaster fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL#
Lancaster fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slurper, pushing him back against the cage.
Lancaster doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lancaster tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lancaster scores with an uppercut up the middle.#BC2#
Slurper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lancaster avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slurper keeps the fight on the outside.#T1##CL#
Slurper tries to keep at a distance but Lancaster has taken the fight into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Lancaster .
Lancaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Lancaster lands an uppercut.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lancaster working some nice short punches in the clinch.#BC2#
Slurper breaks from the clinch.
Lancaster moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Lancaster avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Lancaster slips the punch.
Lancaster ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lancaster looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.#T2#
Lancaster fails with an attempt to clinch.
Slurper misses with a right hand
letting Lancaster counter with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Lancaster sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Lancaster ducks down to avoid it.
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.
Slurper misses with an uppercut #CL#
and Lancaster moves into the clinch.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Lancaster .
Lancaster has Slurper pressed against the cage, preventing Slurper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lancaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper tries a body shot but Lancaster blocks it.
Lancaster prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Lancaster blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper tries a body shot but Lancaster blocks it.
Slurper works on Lancaster 's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lancaster .
Slurper misses with some punches. #T3#
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
Good body shot from Lancaster .
Slurper wants to break free but Lancaster has control.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Slurper. #ROC2#
Lancaster is rocked!
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Oh Lancaster is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short right from Slurper. #BC2#
Slurper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lancaster punishes Slurper's body with a nice straight punch.
Lancaster keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slurper.
Slurper takes one to the chin there.
Lancaster seems to have got his legs back now.
Lancaster lands a lovely overhand right.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lancaster wants to clinch up but Slurper keeps it at a distance.
Lancaster takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Slurper swings for the body but Lancaster moves out of range. #T4#
Slurper misses with a body shot
and Lancaster counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Slurper misses with a body shot
letting Lancaster counter with a right hand.
Lancaster tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slurper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Lancaster to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Lancaster just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
An out of breath and clearly excited Snot Slurper thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: Gladiators 61 Bravo v Pato     
Date:   Nov 25, 2017
#R1#
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Salvador counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Salvador misses with a straight left.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Slurper definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
A jab from Salvador misses.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Salvador ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Salvador throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Salvador uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
A swing and a miss from Salvador.
Slurper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slurper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Salvador clobbers Slurper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Salvador looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Salvador paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A jab from Salvador misses.
Salvador misses with a looping right.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Salvador.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Salvador manages to circle out of the way.
Salvador looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T1#
Salvador cracks Slurper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Salvador uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Salvador. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Salvador is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Salvador throws a series of punches but Slurper avoids them all with ease.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Salvador manages to circle out of the way.
Salvador throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Salvador moved out of range nicely.
Salvador gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#CL#
Slurper instigates a clinch.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC2#
Salvador escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Salvador does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Salvador off the cage and back into range.
Salvador might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Salvador throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Salvador lands a nice looking body shot. #T2#
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Salvador looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Salvador looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Salvador counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Salvador has time to react.
Salvador takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Salvador throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Salvador throws out the jab.
Salvador ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Salvador's shoulder, as Salvador tries to avoid the shot.
Salvador misses with a hook
and Slurper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Salvador manages to avoid it.
Salvador looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Salvador thows a left - swing and a miss!
Salvador avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Salvador throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.#T3#
Slurper slips a jab from Salvador.
A jab from Salvador finds it's way through Slurper's defenses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Salvador does a little dance to reset his feet.
Salvador misses the shot to the body.
Slurper darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Salvador waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Salvador scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper takes a swing at Salvador's ribcage but misses.
Salvador scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Salvador misses with a wild combination.
Salvador jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Salvador throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Salvador jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Salvador takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Salvador throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Salvador ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Salvador moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Salvador.
Salvador moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Slurper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Salvador.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Salvador throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Salvador swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Salvador misses with an uppercut. #CL#
Slurper moves into the clinch.
A short left from Salvador.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but George Salvador will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Salvador ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Salvador looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A punch lands to the side of Salvador 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Salvador lands a body shot.
Salvador misses with a straight right.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Salvador slips the punch.
Salvador misses with a looping left.
Salvador drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Slurper swings for the body but Salvador moves out of range.
Salvador moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Salvador tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Salvador.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Salvador shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Slurper moves out of range as Salvador strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Salvador.
Jab, jab by Salvador - just one landing. #T1#
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
and Salvador counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slurper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Slurper jabs Salvador right on the nose. Salvador blinks but takes it well.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Salvador swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Salvador thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Salvador misses with a body shot.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Salvador counters with a straight right hand.
Salvador swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Salvador missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #CL#
Slurper rushes Salvador and presses him up against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Salvador controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Salvador scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Salvador controls his hands. #T2#
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Salvador's elbow.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Salvador throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Salvador.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Salvador.
Salvador tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Salvador's head.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Salvadors head.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Salvador.
Salvador blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Salvador prevents a body shot from Slurper. #T3#
Salvador blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Salvador tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Salvador.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Salvador uses good head movement to avoid it.
Salvador softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Salvador blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Salvador tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Salvador takes a shot to the head.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.#ROC#
Salvador is rocked!
Salvador struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Salvador tries to circle away but Slurper has him pinned against the cage.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Salvador lands with a short shot to the head. #T4#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Salvador misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper pushes Salvador back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Salvador misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Salvador fails to land.
Slurper misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#BC2#
Salvador breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Salvador throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slurper.
Salvador takes one to the side of the head.
A jab from Salvador misses.
Slurper scores with a jab. Salvador acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Salvador is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Salvador's head but Salvador sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Salvador misses the jab.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Salvador manages to circle out of the way.
Slurper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Salvador slips under a jab from Slurper.
Salvador swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Salvador throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Salvador avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Salvador seems to have recovered his senses.
Slurper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Salvador on the side of the head.
Jab from Slurper.
Salvador scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Salvador has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#CL#
Slurper clinches with his opponent.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Salvador's ribcage. Salvador let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Salvador throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Salvador struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Salvador tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Salvador lands with a right to the head. #T1#
Salvador misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper works on Salvador's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Salvador lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Salvador blocking some punches.
A short right from Salvador on the inside.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Salvador takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Salvador misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Salvador.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T2#
Salvador swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Salvador misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Salvador working hard to break the clinch.
Salvador is trying to push Slurper away but Slurper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Salvador takes a shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Salvador misses with the head strike.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Salvador blocks an uppercut.
Slurper pushes Salvador back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Salvador with a big uppercut! Salvador tries to clinch up but Slurper pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Salvador to the mat! Salvador covers up and Slurper unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper very nearly forgot to thank Urban Fighter amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: Gladiators 55 Wesley v Goose     
Date:   Oct 22, 2017
#R1#
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Vermeulen was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Slurper connects with a body shot.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Vermeulen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Vermeulen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
A counter left hand to the body from Vermeulen misses its target.
Vermeulen ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Vermeulen counters with a stiff right hand.
Vermeulen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Vermeulen avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Slurper takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vermeulen blocks a jab.#T1#
Slurper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A jab from Vermeulen finds it's way through Slurper's defenses.
Vermeulen getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Vermeulen throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper swings for the body but Vermeulen moves out of range.
Vermeulen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL#
Vermeulen clinches up against the cage.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vermeulen blocking some punches.
Vermeulen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Vermeulen on the inside.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vermeulen blocks an uppercut.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Vermeulen avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper tries to work over Vermeulen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T2#
A right handed body shot lands from Slurper.
Slurper working aggressively here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vermeulen throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Vermeulen.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Vermeulen blocks an uppercut.
Slurper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
A short uppercut from Vermeulen.
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Good body shot from Slurper.
Slurper tries to work over Vermeulen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vermeulen.
Vermeulen is breathing heavily.
Slurper works on Vermeulen's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Vermeulens head.
Vermeulen blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Vermeulen avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Vermeulen misses with a punch on the inside.
Vermeulen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
A right hand to the body from Vermeulen.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Vermeulen tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Vermeulen back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Vermeulen can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Vermeulen throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Vermeulen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper is leaning against Vermeulen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Vermeulen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a body punch. #T4#
Slurper pushes Vermeulen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Vermeulen's head.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vermeulen misses with some punches.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Vermeulen controls the action.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Vermeulen's head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Vermeulen.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Vermeulen controls the action.
Slurper pushes Vermeulen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper lands an uppercut.
Vermeulen lands with a right to the head.
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
Vermeulen has a couple of punches blocked by Slurper.
Vermeulen blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Vermeulen scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vermeulen misses with a body shot #KD2#
and Slurper counters with a crisp one two that drops Vermeulen! Slurper thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Vermeulen to his feet! Vermeulen is in big trouble!#ROC2#
Vermeulen is rocked!
Vermeulen ducks into an uppercut from Slurper and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to Urban Fighter in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: Gladiators 50 Bravo v Hendrik     
Date:   Sep 29, 2017
#R1#
Slurper throws a jab when Frost was well out of range.
Frost appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
and Frost counters with a nice uppercut.
Slurper misses with a series of wild punches.
Frost looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Frost manages to avoid it.
Frost slips under a jab from Slurper.
Frost thinks about the counter body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper swings widly with a right hand
and Frost makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Slurper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Frost counters with a straight right hand.#T1#
Slurper lands the left hand.#CUT#
It looks like Xavier Frost has been cut.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Frost counters with a nice body kick.
Frost displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Frost only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Slurper looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Frost keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slurper.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Frost moves away.
Frost throws a big counter head kick but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slurper digs a good body shot into Frost's ribs.#T2#
Slurper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Slurper swings widly with a right hand
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Frost slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a looping left.#CL#
Slurper rushes Frost and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Frost blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Frost. #TD2#
Frost jumps into guard, dragging Slurper to the mat.
Slurper trying to stand up but can't free himself from Frost's guard.#SUB2#
Slurper avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T3#
Frost has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Slurper wants to get up but he can't break Frost's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Frost has his feet on Slurper's thighs here. He's pushed Slurper off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Slurper screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Xavier Frost!
A victorious Xavier Frost thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Gladiators 45 Strauss v Kolov     
Date:   Aug 31, 2017
#R1#
Kingi misses with a straight left.
Kingi has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Kingi.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kingi manages to avoid it.
Slurper throws a hook but Kingi avoids it easily.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kingi moves away.
Kingi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nice shot lands for Kingi.
A shot to the body from Slurper misses
and Kingi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kingi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kingi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kingi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kingi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slurper definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kingi throws a low kick but it's checked well by Slurper.
Kingi lands with a nice combination. Slurper backs away looking to recover.
Kingi throws a right hand that Slurper ducks under and follows up with a left that Slurper also avoids with ease.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kingi scores with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Kingi does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Kingi avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Kingi shapes to counter with a head kick.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Kingi's shoulder, as Kingi tries to avoid the shot.
A jab from Kingi does it's job there.
No joy there for Slurper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kingi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Kingi moves out of range.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Kingi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kingi walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.
Kingi blocks a jab.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Kingi has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kingi looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kingi defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Kingi throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Jab by Kingi.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Kingi avoids it well.
Kingi jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kingi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A nice side step and Kingi releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kingi goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kingi tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper misses with a double jab.
Kingi takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kingi misses with a body shot.
Kingi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kingi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper tests Kingi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kingi connects with a jab.#T3#
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Kingi now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kingi moves away.
A slow jab from Kingi misses its intended target.
Slurper avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kingi scores with a nice strike.
Kingi missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Kingi lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Slurper throws a jab when Kingi was well out of range.
Slurper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. #T4#
Kingi misses with an uppercut.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Slurper is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kingi.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kingi moves away.
Kingi jabs Slurper right on the nose. Slurper blinks but takes it well.
Slurper throws a right hand that misses
and Kingi counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC2#
Slurper is rocked!
Slurper misses with a series of wild punches.
Kingi is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Slurper had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Kingi lands a head shot.
Oh Slurper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kingi takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Slurper seems to have got his legs back now.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper needs to keep his hands up - Kingi had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd cheers as Kingi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stadin Kingi dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kingi staying out of range there.
Nice defenses there by Kingi.
Kingi misses with an uppercut
and Slurper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jab from Kingi.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper misses with a hook. Kingi ducked under it nicely.
Slurper throws a body punch but Kingi moves out of range.
Kingi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper checks the leg kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Slurper misses its target.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kingi is looking for the big counter here.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Kingi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kingi lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.#T1#
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kingi throws a series of punches but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kingi blocks a jab.
Kingi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kingi.
Slurper takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kingi slips under a jab.
Kingi moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kingi.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Kingi.
Kingi thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Slurper if he has to take too many more of those.
Stadin Kingi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kingi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slurper throws a combination. Kingi tries to block but a couple of punches get through.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kingi.
Kingi dips to his left and cracks Slurper with an uppercut!
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kingi looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Kingi replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Slurper blocks it well.
Slurper defending well as Kingi loads up on a big left hand.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Slurper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kingi counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Kingi scores with a jab.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Kingi throws a series of punches but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Kingi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Kingi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T3#
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper connects with a looping right hand.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Kingi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Kingi loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Slurper moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A telegraphed right hand from Kingi misses the target.
Kingi walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.
Kingi looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Kingi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kingi misses with a few strikes there.
Kingi is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Kingi cracks Slurper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kingi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Slurper on the side of the head.
Kingi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Kingi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
A big right from Slurper misses.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kingi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Slurper works Kingi's body with a nice hook.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Kingi looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kingi manages to avoid it.
Kingi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Stadin Kingi will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Slurper lands with a nice body punch.
Jab from Slurper.
Kingi misses the shot to the body.
Kingi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper with a nice cross.
Slurper takes one to the chin there.
Kingi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper takes a swing at Kingi's ribcage but misses.
Slurper throws the left hand but Kingi avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kingi misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Slurper scores with a shot to the body.
Slurper cracks Kingi with an open hand slap.
Slurper swings for the body but Kingi moves out of range.
Slurper backing away here, and Kingi unleashes a leg kick that just misses.#T1#
A punch lands to the side of Slurper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slurper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Kingi ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick from Kingi lands but Slurper takes it in his stride.
Kingi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kingi ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Kingi misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kingi was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Kingi digs a good body shot into Slurper's ribs.
Kingi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kingi thinks about the counter body kick.
Kingi throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Snot Slurper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Slurper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kingi throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kingi lands a jab to the nose.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kingi was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Kingi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slurper circles away quickly and effectively.
Kingi throws a right and a left that Slurper avoids nicely.
Slurper is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Kingi.
Kingi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Kingi.
Slurper swings for the body but Kingi moves out of range.
Kingi throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kingi looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kingi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T3#
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
Kingi walks straight into a right hand from Slurper - that's dropped him! Slurper jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Kingi from any more punishment! Kingi complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that RAGS of a RONIN logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: Gladiators 40 Knutsson v Kingi     
Date:   Aug 04, 2017
#R1#
A left lands for Payne.
Slurper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Payne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper takes one to the side of the head. #CL#
Slurper rushes Payne and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Payne tries to circle away but Slurper has him pinned against the cage.
Payne blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Payne.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Paynes head.
Payne lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Payne fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slurper prevents a body shot from Payne.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Payne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Payne fails to land. #BC2#
Payne breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T1#
Slurper cracks Payne with a right hand to the side of the head.#CUT#
It looks like Stryker Payne has been cut.
Slurper throws a predictable looking body shot
and Payne cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Payne tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Payne.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Payne. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Payne looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Payne avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Payne misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Payne ducks down to avoid it.
Payne let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Payne was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Payne on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#T2#
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Payne gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slurper.
Payne throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.#CL#
Slurper clinches with his opponent.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Payne controls his hands.
Payne is trying to break free.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Payne.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Payne's elbow.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Nice body punch from Slurper - that landed with a thud.
Payne looks winded!
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.#BC2#
Payne manages to break the clinch.
Payne throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Slurper throws the left hand but Payne avoids the punch easily.#T3#
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Slurper is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Payne ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Payne throws a right hand that misses
and Slurper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Payne's belly button to the back.
Payne misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow. #KD#
Slurper sends Payne crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Slurper is motioning to the referee to let Payne up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Payne is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper lands a jab to Payne's midsection.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
A shot to the liver by Slurper. Beautiful body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Payne does a little dance to reset his feet.
Payne appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Payne swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Payne's head but Payne sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T4#
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Slurper connects with a looping right hand.
Payne slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper misses with a hook. Payne ducked under it nicely.
It seemed like Payne was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper throws a predictable looking body shot
and Payne counters with a nice uppercut.
Payne looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #CL#
Slurper has taken the fight to the clinch.
Payne has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Slurper seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Payne can turn it around.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Payne digs a right hand into Slurper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slurper's gas tank.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Payne.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Payne is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Payne tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Payne seems to have recovered his senses.
Payne misses with some punches. #BC2#
Payne breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Stryker Payne's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Payne.
Payne looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Payne moves away.
Payne slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Payne moves away.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Payne.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Slurper showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Payne.
A counter left hand to the body from Slurper misses its target.
Payne takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Payne lands an overhand right.
Payne jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
letting Payne counter with a right hand.
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Payne.
Payne misses with a hook. Slurper ducked under it nicely. #T1#
A punch lands to the side of Payne 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slurper takes a swing at Payne's ribcage but misses.
Payne takes one on the button.
A big left from Slurper misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Payne! But no joy.
Slurper tests Payne's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Payne misses with a jab, cross combination.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Payne's body. Payne takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Payne is breathing heavily.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper throws a monster overhand right that drops Payne! Slurper follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to Nuggetori's Nutritionals in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: Gladiators 34 Snot v Knutsson     
Date:   Jul 02, 2017
#R1#
A big right from Slurper misses.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Knutsson slips under a jab.
Knutsson misses with a wild body shot.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Knutsson wants to counter with a clinch but Slurper pushes him away.
Knutsson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Knutsson .
Slurper definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Knutsson slips a jab from Slurper.
A looping hook to the body misses from Knutsson . Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Knutsson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knutsson moves out of range of the strikes.
Knutsson moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Knutsson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Knutsson tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Knutsson to counter with a crisp jab.
Knutsson misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.#T1#
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Knutsson moved out of range.
Knutsson misses with a left hand
letting Slurper counter with a right hand.
Knutsson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Knutsson defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper thuds his right hand into Knutsson 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
and Knutsson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper misses with a right hand
and Knutsson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Knutsson misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Knutsson lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Knutsson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper falls off balance throwing a combination
and Knutsson counters with a straight right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Knutsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab. #T2#
Slurper throws a hook but Knutsson avoids it easily.
A shot to the liver by Knutsson . Beautiful body shot.
Knutsson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Knutsson scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Knutsson . Knutsson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nice defenses there by Knutsson .
Slurper misses the jab.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Knutsson .
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Knutsson ! But no joy.
Slurper cracks Knutsson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Knutsson moves out of range of the strikes.
Knutsson moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Slurper showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Knutsson .
Knutsson moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Knutsson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Slurper misses the jab.#T3#
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Knutsson .
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Knutsson ! But no joy.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Knutsson shakes it off.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Knutsson 's shoulder, as Knutsson tries to avoid the shot.
Knutsson steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Slurper.
Knutsson lands a body shot.
Slurper is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Knutsson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Knutsson moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper misses the jab.
Knutsson throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Knutsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Knutsson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Slurper in his tracks.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Knutsson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Knutsson is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slurper throws a lazy uppercut
and Knutsson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper connects with a jab.#T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Knutsson slips the punch.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Knutsson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slurper at a distance.
A jab from Knutsson finds it's way through Slurper's defenses.
Slurper takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Slurper is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Slurper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #CL2#
and Knutsson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Knutsson has a couple of punches blocked by Slurper.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Slurper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Knutsson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice shot lands for Knutsson .
Slurper throws a right and a left that Knutsson avoids nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Knutsson ! But no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Knutsson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Knutsson works the jab nicely.
Knutsson connects with the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bjorn Knutsson will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Knutsson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Knutsson throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Knutsson slips under a jab.
It seemed like Knutsson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper cracks a nice hook into Knutsson 's ribs.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Knutsson slips the punch.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Knutsson manages to avoid it.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Knutsson saw that one coming.
Knutsson moves out of range of the strikes.
Knutsson throws a big shot that misses.
Knutsson loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Knutsson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knutsson swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from Knutsson misses.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Knutsson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slurper slips under a jab from Knutsson .
Knutsson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #ROC2#
Slurper is rocked!#T1#
Slurper walks straight into a right hand from Knutsson - that's dropped him! Knutsson jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Slurper from any more punishment! Slurper complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bjorn Knutsson !
Bjorn Knutsson is the new middleweight champion!
After winning the bout, Bjorn Knutsson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Gladiators 29 Bravo v Payne     
Date:   Jun 05, 2017
#R1#
Vermeulen misses with a right hand
and Slurper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vermeulen thinking.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vermeulen misses with a series of wild punches.
Slurper slips a straight right by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen scores with a decent looking hook.
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vermeulen lands an overhand right.
Vermeulen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL#
Slurper gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Vermeulen lands with a right to the head. #BC2#
Vermeulen breaks the clinch.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen with a nice cross.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Vermeulen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
Slurper throws a body punch but Vermeulen moves out of range.
Vermeulen takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Vermeulen sizes up Slurper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #T1#
Vermeulen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Vermeulen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Vermeulen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Slurper misses with a left hand
letting Vermeulen counter with a right hand.
Slurper has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Vermeulen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A lazy left from Slurper finds it's target.
Vermeulen avoids a punch combination nicely.
As Slurper backs off Vermeulen throws a huge counter combo but Slurper manages to avoid it all.
Vermeulen throws a good cross that connects.
Vermeulen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper lands with a good body shot.#CL#
Slurper moves into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Vermeulen.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper misses with a body punch. #T2#
Vermeulen misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Vermeulen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Vermeulen avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper pushes Vermeulen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Vermeulen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Vermeulen's ribcage. Vermeulen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Vermeulen looks winded!
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Vermeulen looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Vermeulen drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Slurper gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Vermeulen lands a shot to the body.
Vermeulen misses with a body punch. #T3#
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Vermeulen.
Slurper cracks Vermeulen with a nice body shot.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Vermeulen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper lands an uppercut.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
A short right from Vermeulen on the inside.
Vermeulen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike.
Vermeulen misses with a punch on the inside.
Vermeulen blocking some punches.
Vermeulen misses with a hook from the clinch. #T4#
Slurper lands a left hand.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Vermeulen controls the action.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vermeulen tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Vermeulen blocking some punches.
Vermeulen working aggressively here.
Vermeulen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Vermeulen misses with some punches.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Vermeulen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vermeulen throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper is leaning against Vermeulen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Slurper lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slurper gets through Vermeulen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Slurper stuns Vermeulen with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slow jab from Vermeulen misses its intended target.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Vermeulen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Slurper tries to clinch up.
Vermeulen throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vermeulen moves away.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Vermeulen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Vermeulen ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Vermeulen takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CL#
Slurper rushes Vermeulen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen is looking for a takedown.
Vermeulen blocking some punches.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T1#
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vermeulen throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
A short right from Slurper.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Slurper.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Vermeulen.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Vermeulen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Vermeulen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper tries a body shot but Vermeulen blocks it.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Vermeulen throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Slurper on the inside. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vermeulen tries for a takedown but Slurper manages to get underhooks.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Vermeulen is breathing heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Vermeulen fails to land.
Nice body punch from Vermeulen.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vermeulen.
Vermeulen working aggressively here.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Vermeulen has Slurper pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Slurper manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Snot Slurper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hendrik Vermeulen.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Vermeulen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
Vermeulen tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
A body shot lands from Slurper. #T3#
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #ROC#
Vermeulen is rocked!
Slurper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
Vermeulen is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Slurper unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Vermeulen! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Slurper is unloading with more strikes now! Vermeulen drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Nuggetori's Nutritionals , into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Gladiators 21 Bravo vs Snot     
Date:   May 12, 2017
#R1#
Bravo is looking to clinch.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bravo loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Slurper has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Bravo is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Slurper scores with a hook.#CL#
Bravo moves into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Bravo controls the action.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Bravo.
Slurper tries to break free but Bravo pushes him back against the cage.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Slurper lands a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#
It looks like Johnny Bravo has been cut.#BC2#
Slurper breaks from the clinch.
Bravo has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Slurper lands a jab to the head.
A nice combination there by Slurper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bravo doesn't manage to clinch there - Slurper circles away.
Bravo takes one to the side of the head.
Slurper works Bravo's body with a nice hook.
Bravo loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.#T1#
Slurper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bravo avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Slurper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
As Slurper tries to get set, Bravo tries to push him back and clinch up but Slurper manages to avoid the attempt.
Bravo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bravo manages to avoid it.
Bravo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Bravo avoids them all with ease.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bravo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Slurper connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bravo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bravo is looking to clinch but Slurper is avoiding it.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bravo. #T2#
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Bravo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bravo tries to move into range but Slurper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Slurper lands with a cross.
The crowd cheers as Slurper lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bravo doesn't seem phased though.
A decent looking cross lands there for Slurper.
Slurper lands with a cross.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bravo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bravo misses with a looping left.
Slurper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Bravo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bravo walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.
Bravo wants to clinch.#T3#
Bravo needs to keep his hands up - Slurper had a free shot at his head there.
Bravo ducks right into an uppercut from Slurper.
Bravo throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Slurper! But no joy.
Slurper jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Slurper slips under a jab.
Bravo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Bravo takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bravo looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bravo had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Bravo throws a shot to the body.
A cross from Slurper lands.
Bravo scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Slurper doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bravo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bravo wants to clinch up but Slurper keeps it at a distance.
Nice defenses there by Bravo.
Bravo wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#CL#
Bravo has closed the distance and engaged Slurper in a clinch. #T4#
Good body shot from Bravo.
A right hand to the body from Bravo.
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
Bravo lands a body shot.
Slurper pushes Bravo back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bravo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Bravo.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bravo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike.
Bravo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slurpers head. #BC2#
Slurper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bravo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bravo walks into a straight right hand from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bravo doesn't seem bothered though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Johnny Bravo's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Bravo tries to clinch but Slurper moves away
and Slurper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bravo lands a right hook to the body.
Bravo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bravo looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bravo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bravo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Slurper lands a nice shot that snaps Bravo's head back.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bravo tries to clinch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bravo looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bravo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slurper keeps the fight on the outside.
Slurper cracks Bravo with an open hand slap.#T1#
Bravo lands with a nice body punch.
Slurper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Slurper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Slurper scores to the head and body with a nice combination!#CL#
Bravo moves into range and clinches up with Slurper.
Bravo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Slurper blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper. #BC2#
Slurper manages to break the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bravo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Bravo off the cage and back into range.
Bravo throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slurper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bravo misses with the combination. #T2#
Bravo takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bravo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Bravo.
Bravo misses with a hook.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Bravo ducks down to avoid it.
A slow jab from Bravo misses its intended target.
Bravo wants to clinch
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
Slurper scores with a hook.
Bravo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#CL#
Bravo moves into the clinch successfully. #BC2#
Slurper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slurper lands a right hook to the body.
Slurper takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#T3#
No joy there for Slurper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bravo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bravo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Bravo slips the punch.
Slurper lands a slapping body shot.
Bravo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bravo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
Bravo looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper lands a lovely overhand right.
Snot Slurper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slurper takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bravo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bravo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice shot lands for Slurper.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bravo lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
A big right from Bravo misses. #T4#
Bravo lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bravo misses the shot to the body.
Bravo tries to clinch up.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Bravo is just out of range.
Bravo is looking to counter the offense by Slurper and move into the clinch.
Bravo throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
A left lands for Bravo.
Bravo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Nice shot lands for Slurper.
Bravo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Bravo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
A combination from Slurper does no damage.
Bravo throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
As Bravo backs off Slurper throws a huge counter combo but Bravo manages to avoid it all.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bravo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bravo wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Johnny Bravo's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R3#
Bravo on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Slurper cracks a nice hook into Bravo's ribs.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Bravo is out of range.
Slurper works the jab nicely.
A big left from Bravo misses.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Bravo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bravo on the side of the head. #CL#
Bravo rushes Slurper and presses him up against the cage.
Slurper tries to work over Bravo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Johnny Bravo has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bravo backwards.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Bravo.
Bravo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper lands a hook that snaps the head of Bravo backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bravo misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch. #T1##BC2#
Slurper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slurper lands with a nice combination. Bravo backs away looking to recover.
Slurper lands with a hook. Bravo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A punch combination from Slurper misses.
Slurper moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Bravo tries to clinch up but Slurper circles away and keeps his distance.
Bravo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bravo walks into a jab.
Slurper scores with a decent looking hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bravo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slurper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bravo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slurper lands with a right hand.
Bravo scores with a jab. Slurper acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bravo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slurper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bravo misses with the combination.
Slurper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slurper with a hook.#T2#
Jab from Slurper.
Slurper cracks Bravo with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper slips under a jab from Bravo.
Bravo is looking to clinch.
Jab from Slurper.
Bravo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Slurper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Slurper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slurper punishes Bravo's body with a nice straight punch.
Bravo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bravo misses with a hook. Slurper ducked under it nicely.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Bravo ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper punishes Bravo's body with a nice straight punch.#T3#
Bravo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bravo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bravo is looking to clinch.
A little jabbing left from Slurper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bravo swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Bravo moves in looking to clinch but Slurper pushes him off.
Bravo moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Bravo moves away and avoids it.
Bravo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bravo was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Bravo is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Slurper.
Bravo lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Slurper backs up against the cage.
Bravo is looking to clinch.
Bravo gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Slurper scores with the left hand. Bravo knows he should have avoided that one.
Bravo takes one to the side of the head.
Bravo with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Slurper to score with a decent uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by Slurper as he connects with a hook.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bravo misses with a body shot.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bravo moves away.
Slurper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#CL#
Bravo clinches with his opponent.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper blocking some punches.
A body shot lands from Bravo.
Slurper gets through Bravo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bravo tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bravo tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Bravo back against the cage. #BC2#
Slurper breaks the clinch.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Decent striking displayed by Slurper there.
The fighters circle momentarily. Slurper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bravo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Bravo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Johnny Bravo's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R4#
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Bravo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper circles away from the clinch attempt.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Bravo slips the punch.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Bravo shakes it off.
Bravo tries to close the distance and clinch but Slurper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slurper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bravo. Bravo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bravo tries to close the distance and clinch but Slurper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bravo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Bravo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper lands with a straight right. Bravo didn't see that one coming.
Slurper lands an overhand right.
Slurper smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Slurper connects with a nice looking jab.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bravo.#T1#
Slurper walks into a stiff left hand from Bravo.
Slurper lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Bravo tries to clinch but Slurper moves away
and Slurper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#ROC2#
Bravo is rocked!
Bravo misses with a straight left.
Oh Bravo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bravo moves in looking to clinch but Slurper pushes him off.
Slurper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bravo with a body shot.
Bravo seems to have got his legs back now.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bravo was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bravo doesn't seem bothered though.
Bravo throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bravo moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Slurper drops his hands momentarily and Bravo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Slurper throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bravo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper cracks Bravo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#T2#
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Slurper throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Bravo tries to clinch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Slurper cracks Bravo with an open hand slap.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bravo. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bravo to score with a decent uppercut.
The crowd cheers as Slurper lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bravo doesn't seem phased though.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper digs a good body shot into Bravo's ribs.
Bravo lands with an overhand left.
Slurper dips to his left and cracks Bravo with an uppercut!
Slurper lands a really nice looking cross but Bravo seems unphased.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bravo or perhaps it was just good defense by Slurper, which made it look bad. #T3#
Bravo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Bravo wants to clinch.
Bravo walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Slurper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Bravo.
Slurper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bravo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Slurper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Bravo throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bravo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T4#
Slurper slips a straight right by Bravo.
Bravo misses with a double jab.
Slurper lunges at Bravo with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bravo's hand.
Slurper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bravo's hands.
Bravo throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Bravo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slurper throws out a counter right but Bravo avoids it with no problem.
Nice takedown defense from Slurper. No joy for Bravo on that attempt.
Slurper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Slurper misses with the combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Bravo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bravo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Slurper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper cracks Bravo with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bravo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slurper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bravo tries to close the distance and clinch but Slurper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Johnny Bravo's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R5#
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Bravo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Slurper with a jab.
Jab, jab by Slurper - just one landing.
Bravo wants to clinch but Slurper slips to the side
and Slurper counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Bravo's shoulder, as Bravo tries to avoid the shot.
Bravo is looking to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bravo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper swings for the body but Bravo moves out of range.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper misses with a two punch combination.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bravo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bravo misses with a combination
and Slurper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T1#
Slurper connects with a nice looking jab.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A jab from Slurper misses.
A jab lands there for Slurper.
Bravo moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Bravo slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper punishes Bravo's body with a nice straight punch.
Bravo closes the distance looking to clinch
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
Bravo tries to clinch but Slurper is having none of it. #CL#
Bravo darts in and clinches Slurper up against the cage.
Bravo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Bravo scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Johnny Bravo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Snot Slurper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
A short right from Slurper.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bravo misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bravo tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Slurper.
Bravo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.#BC2#
Slurper manages to break the clinch.
Bravo walks into a jab.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bravo moves away.
Bravo misses with a straight right.
Bravo misses with a combination
and Slurper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T3#
Bravo takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bravo takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jab from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bravo walks into a left hand.
Bravo is looking to clinch but Slurper is avoiding it.
Slurper bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bravo's head backwards.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bravo. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
A little jabbing left from Slurper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Slurper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nice jab there from Slurper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bravo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bravo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bravo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bravo moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#T4#
Slurper thuds a left hand into Bravo's body.
Bravo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slurper misses with a hook.
As Slurper tries to get set, Bravo tries to push him back and clinch up but Slurper manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Bravo moved out of range.
Slurper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper throws a series of strikes that have Bravo backpedaling.
The fighters circle momentarily. Slurper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bravo misses the shot to the body.
Bravo is looking to clinch.
A lazy left from Slurper finds it's target.
Slurper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bravo's head.
Bravo misses with a hook.
Bravo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bravo misses with a body shot
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper scores with the left hand. Bravo knows he should have avoided that one.
A punch lands to the side of Bravo 's head but he takes it in his stride.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snot Slurper comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Slurper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 45:50
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 45:50
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snot Slurper!

Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Snot Slurper waved his t-shirt featuring Nuggetori's Nutritionals 's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: Gladiators 14 Reyn v Takagi     
Date:   Mar 25, 2017
#R1#
Marveux tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Slurper defends well and Marveux ends up having to push Slurper into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Slurper swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slurper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jab from Slurper.#CUT#
It looks like Anthony Marveux has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Slurper.
Marveux darts in looking for a takedown but Slurper gets double underhooks and turns Marveux into the cage.
Marveux shoots in looking for a takedown. Slurper tries to sprawl out of it but Marveux keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Slurper manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Snot Slurper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anthony Marveux.
Slurper catches Marveux with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Marveux forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to Nuggetori's Nutritionals in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: KCM-Fist of Legend     
Date:   Dec 10, 2016
#R1#
Slurper stuns Mason with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper throws a lazy uppercut
and Mason counters with a body kick that stops Slurper in his tracks momentarily.
Mason misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Slurper works Mason's body with a nice hook.
Slurper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Masons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper throws a good cross that connects.
Mason lands a front kick.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mason throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.#KD2#
Slurper cracks Mason with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Slurper has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Mason to stand back up!#ROC2#
Mason is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mason pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Oh Mason is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mason misses with a low kick.
Slurper is stalking Mason. Mason circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Slurper, and it's lights out! Mason really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 20, 2016
#R1#
Tollett throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Tollett sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tollett looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Slurper connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#CUT#
It looks like Eddison Tollett has been cut.
Tollett looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Tollett connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tollett scores with a jab.
Tollett swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #CL#
Slurper clinches up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tollett can't break the clinch.
Slurper prevents Tollett from breaking the clinch.
Tollett tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tollett prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Tollett's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tollett is trying to push Slurper away but Slurper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Slurper is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Tollett wants to break free but Slurper has control.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch. #T1#
Slurper manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Tollett.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Tollett tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Slurper keeps control of Tollett as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tollett wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Slurper has him pressed against the cage.
Slurper presses Tollett against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Tollett is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tollett trying to stall but Slurper improves his position.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Tollett is trying to force a seperation but Slurper has the dominant position.
Good body shot from Slurper.
Tollett looks winded!
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Slurper.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Come on Slurper - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense. #T2#
Tollett wants to get back to striking at distance but Slurper won't allow it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper avoiding damage.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
Slurper works on Tollett's body with a couple of short punches.
Tollett is trying to force a seperation but Slurper has the dominant position.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tollett or not.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Tollett misses with a body punch.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper works on Tollett's body with a couple of short punches.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Slurper takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Slurper definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper. #T3#
Slurper lands a right hand.
Tollett is trying to break the clinch but Slurper has him pressed against the cage.
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slurper will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Tollett up against the cage.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tolletts head. #ROC#
Tollett is rocked!
Slurper unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Tollett! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Slurper is unloading with more strikes now! Tollett drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
A relieved looking Snot Slurper thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 02, 2016
#R1##CL#
Carson clinches with his opponent.
Carson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Carson lands a shoulder strike.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
Carson lands with a light punch inside.
Carson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Carson lands a nice uppercut.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Carson's elbow.
Carson swings wildly with an uppercut but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Carson.
Slurper tries to stall but Carson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Carson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Carson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from Carson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Carson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Carson lands a body punch in the clinch.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Carson avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Carson lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1#
Carson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Carson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Slurper or not.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Carson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Carson lands a shoulder strike.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper trying to control the position but instead, Carson has worked for underhooks and has pushed Slurper into the cage.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Carson controls his hands.
Carson tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Carson back against the cage.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Carson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Carson.
Carson can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.
Carson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slurper being controlled against the cage.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Carsons head.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Carson. #T2#
Slurper trying to stall but Carson improves his position.
Carson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Carson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Carson.
Carson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
A head punch on the inside from Carson fails to land.
Slurper taking a breather.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Carson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Carson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Carson misses with some punches.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Carson.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Carson throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Carson looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Carson's head.
Carson is breathing heavily.#T3#
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper digs a right hand into Carson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Carson's gas tank.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Carson throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Carson up against the cage.
Slurper tries to stall but Carson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Carson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Carson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Carson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper wants to stall.
Carson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Carson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Carson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T4#
Slurper avoiding damage.
Carson blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Carson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Carson as Slurper tries to tie him up.
Carson misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Slurper.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Carson's elbow.
Carson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Carson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper trying to stall but Carson improves his position.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A short left from Carson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Butch Carson dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Carson has managed to clinch.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Carson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Carson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper wants to get back to striking at distance but Carson won't allow it.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Carson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Carson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slurper can do to turn this around?
Carson can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.
Carson digs a right hand into Slurper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slurper's gas tank.
Carson lands a hook that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Carson cracks Slurper with a nice body shot.
Slurper is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Carson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Carson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper looking to slow down the pace here.#T1#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Carson.
Carson lands with a short shot to the head.
Slurper tries a body shot but Carson blocks it.
Carson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Carson has him pressed against the cage.
Slurper looking to slow down the pace here.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Carson's elbow.
Carson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Carson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Carson lands with a light punch inside.
Carson scores with a shoulder strike.
Carson working aggressively here.
Slurper tries a body shot but Carson blocks it. #BC2#
Slurper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Butch Carson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carson slips a jab from Slurper.
Carson wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#T2#
Slurper lands with a nice body punch.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Carson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper takes a swing at Carson's ribcage but misses.
Slurper dodges the punch combination from Carson.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the liver by Slurper. Beautiful body shot.
Slurper lands with a hook. Carson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Carson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Carson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Carson does it's job there.
Carson tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CL#
Carson pushes Slurper up against the cage in a clinch.
Carson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Carson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T3#
Carson misses with some punches.
Carson wants to stall.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Carson misses with a body punch.
Carson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Carson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Carson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Carson.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Carson controls his hands.
Carson presses Slurper against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Carson working aggressively here.
Carson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Carson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slurper is leaning against Carson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Carson misses with a hook from the clinch. #T4#
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Carson misses with a punch to the body.
Carson blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper has had enough of the clinch but Carson keeps him there for the moment.
Slurper presses Carson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper tries a body shot but Carson blocks it.
Carson throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper taking a breather.
Slurper taking a breather.
Slurper is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Carson has denied him.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Carson's ribcage. Carson let out a lung full of air as it connected.#BC2#
Slurper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carson was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Carson rather than just go for the knockout.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.#CL#
Carson has managed to clinch.
Carson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Butch Carson dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Carson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Carson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Carson takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Carson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper throws a body punch but Carson moves out of range.
Snot Slurper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slurper circles away from the clinch attempt.
A countering left hand to the body from Slurper misses.
Carson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slurper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper takes a swing at Carson's ribcage but misses. #CL#
Carson moves into range and clinches up with Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Carson.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Carson swings wildly with an uppercut but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Carson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slurper backwards. #T1#
Carson lands a nice uppercut.
Carson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Carson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Carson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Carson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Carson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Carson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Carson backwards. #BC2#
Slurper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Carson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #CL#
Carson forces Slurper back against the cage and clinches.
Carson swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC2#
Slurper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A shot to the body from Carson misses
letting Slurper counter with a right hand. #T2#
Carson tries to clinch but Slurper moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carson.
Carson avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Carson tries to clinch but Slurper is having none of it.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Carson on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CL#
Carson moves into the clinch.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Carson gets through Slurper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Carson.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Carson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Carson.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Slurper is trying to stall.
Carson blocking some punches. #T3#
Carson misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Carson.
Carson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Carson on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Carson lands with a short shot to the head.
Carson lands a nice uppercut.
Carson blocking some punches.
Butch Carson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Carson lands a left hand.
Carson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Carson.
A head punch on the inside from Carson fails to land. #BC2#
Slurper breaks the clinch.
Carson throws a body shot but no joy.
Carson connects with a looping right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Snot Slurper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slurper misses with a hook. Carson ducked under it nicely. #T4##CL#
Carson closes the distance and pushes Slurper back into the cage.
Carson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Carson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Carson blocking some punches.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Carson avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Carson just leaning against Slurper, taking a breather.
Carson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Carson pushes Slurper back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Carson fails to land.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Butch Carson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Carson has Slurper pressed against the cage, preventing Slurper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper pushes Carson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Butch Carson.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Carson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Butch Carson!

 

 
 
 
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