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Event: ABW 170 Perez - Sweetie Pie     
Date:   Oct 25, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Teddy Bear (ranked 1081 p4p, 60 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 471 p4p, 27 weight class). Super Meat Boy has the eye of the tiger tonight.

175 cm
25
292 lbs
11 - 4 - 0
190 cm
26
300 lbs
12 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Conviction



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Los Angeles, Teddy Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bear counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Teddy Bear seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Meat Boy enables Bear to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Meat Boy manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Meat Boy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bear wants to stand and escape but instead Meat Boy has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Meat Boy stopping the sweep attempt from Bear.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy looking to pass the guard.
Meat Boy is standing up over Bear. Bear looks to escape but Meat Boy dives into side control.
Bear on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bear tries to get out of the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bear is trying to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bear is working hard here to advance position.
Meat Boy remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
You can see the frustration on Bear's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Meat Boy is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Bear will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Check out the look on Meat Boy's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Bear manages to work his way to half guard, despite Meat Boy's best efforts.
Meat Boy not doing much here.
Meat Boy looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Meat Boy has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bear tries to hold on but Meat Boy pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bear tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Meat Boy controlling from mount.
Bear working to try and regain half guard.
Meat Boy controlling from the full mount.
Bear is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bear is working to get back to half guard.
Meat Boy controlling the pace for now.
Bear is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Bear wants to get back to his feet.
Bear tries to reverse the position but Meat Boy maintains control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Meat Boy controlling his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Bear avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bear misses with a double jab
and Meat Boy counters with a right hand to the body.
Meat Boy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Meat Boy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Meat Boy moves into range and clinches up with Bear.
Bear wants to get back to striking at distance but Meat Boy won't allow it.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy lands with a short shot to the head.
Meat Boy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Bear controls his hands.
Bear displaying some good clinch control by pressing Meat Boy up against the cage.
Bear can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy lands an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy digs a right hand underneath Bear's ribcage. Bear let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meat Boy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Meat Boy is struggling to control the position.
Meat Boy effectively controlling the action here.
Meat Boy receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Meat Boy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bear.
A hook to the body from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Bear seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Meat Boy can turn it around.
Meat Boy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bears head.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Bear controls his hands.
Meat Boy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bear's elbow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Meat Boy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy lands a hook that snaps the head of Bear backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meat Boy digs a right hand underneath Bear's ribcage. Bear let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike.

Bear is rocked!
Bear takes a shot to the head.
Oh Bear is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Meat Boy drops Bear onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bear is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Bear! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Meat Boy is unloading with more strikes now! Bear drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
In defeat, Teddy Bear stepped up to the mic, saying 'Tonight wasn't my night, but i'll learn and come back stronger.'.
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
38%

 

Event: ABW 160 Brahms - Experiment     
Date:   Sep 13, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Riverson (ranked 2640 p4p, 112 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 531 p4p, 25 weight class). Riverson comes to the cage accompanied by J.Ralph - Kansas City Shuffle. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

225 cm
32
300 lbs
11 - 15 - 0
190 cm
25
300 lbs
11 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Conviction



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 wins, 15 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Helsinki, John Riverson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Riverson tries for a takedown but Meat Boy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Meat Boy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Riverson if he has to take too many more of those.
Riverson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Riverson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat Boy can pounce on him.
Riverson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Meat Boy lands a big right hand that sends Riverson crashing to the mat! Meat Boy stays standing though and waves Riverson back to his feet!

It looks like John Riverson has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Riverson shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Riverson showed some decent athleticism there.

Riverson is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Meat Boy felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Riverson is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy is trying is best to control the position here.
Meat Boy wants to improve his position but Riverson is controlling well.

Riverson wants to work for an arm triangle but Meat Boy is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Riverson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Meat Boy wants to improve his position but Riverson is controlling well.

Riverson is trying to work for a kimura but Meat Boy is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Riverson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Meat Boy defends it well.

Riverson is working for a kimura but Meat Boy is defending it quite comfortably.

Riverson is looking for a kimura here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Meat Boy is defending against the submission attempts here by Riverson.

Riverson is trying to work for a kimura but Meat Boy is defending well.

Riverson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Meat Boy has managed to free his arm - good work.

Riverson seems to be working for a kimura but Meat Boy defends the submission attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Riverson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Meat Boy sees it coming and defends easily.
Riverson prevents Meat Boy from improving his position.

Riverson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Meat Boy is defending against the submission attempts here by Riverson.

Riverson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Riverson is looking for a kimura but Meat Boy is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Riverson to get the leverage.
Meat Boy tries to roll over but Riverson keeps him under control.

Riverson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Meat Boy is just riding it out for now. Riverson eventually gives up the hold.

Meat Boy is defending against the submission attempts here by Riverson.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Riverson is looking for submissions but instead, Meat Boy has regained full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Riverson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Riverson shoots in but no luck this time.
Meat Boy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Meat Boy slaps away a takedown attempt from Riverson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Riverson has his takedown stuffed
and Meat Boy counters with a nice body kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Riverson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Riverson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Meat Boy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Riverson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Meat Boy fakes the body blow, causing Riverson to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Riverson goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
A less than humble Super Meat Boy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
32%

 

Event: ABW 151 Meat Boy - Smith II     
Date:   Aug 09, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 292 p4p, 14 weight class) and John Smith (ranked 622 p4p, 32 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

190 cm
25
300 lbs
11 - 3 - 0
200 cm
25
306 lbs
13 - 10 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Conviction

BuriedAlive// Fight Gear



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 wins, 3 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 wins, 10 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Smith!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Smith throws out the jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Meat Boy, right into the meat.
Meat Boy is looking to chop away at Smith's legs.
The fighters circling - Smith throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It appears Meat Boy was looking to counter with a kick there.
Smith misses with a jab, cross combination.
Smith swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Meat Boy throws a quick counter kick to the body but Smith avoids it.
Meat Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Smith pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Smith misses with a hook to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like John Smith has been cut.
Meat Boy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Smith throws a lazy head kick
and Meat Boy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
John Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick from Smith lands but Meat Boy takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Smith lands a big head kick that sends Meat Boy tumbling to the mat! Smith takes a step backwards and waves Meat Boy back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Meat Boy is rocked!
Smith looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Meat Boy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Smith.
Oh Meat Boy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smith knocks out Meat Boy with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Smith before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Smith picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). John Smith!
John Smith is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the fight, John Smith was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
89%

 

Event: ABW 144 Smith - Meat Boy     
Date:   Jul 12, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Smith (ranked 373 p4p, 18 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 654 p4p, 29 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

200 cm
25
300 lbs
13 - 9 - 0
190 cm
24
300 lbs
10 - 3 - 0
Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Bullet Proof System

Conviction



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 wins, 9 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Smith!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 wins, 3 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Ben Zyskovitsi.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Smith lands a big right hand that sends Meat Boy crashing to the mat! Smith stays standing though and waves Meat Boy back to his feet!

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Smith misses with a jab to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a right hand to the body.
Smith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Smith rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Meat Boy counters with a low kick, right behind Smith 's knee.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smith misses with a body shot.
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smith throws a left and a right that both miss
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Meat Boy cracks Smith with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Smith drops his hands for a split second and Meat Boy immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Smith face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Meat Boy follows up with a right hand that knocks Smith into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the fight, Super Meat Boy was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Event: ABW 135 Arendse - Tektas     
Date:   May 31, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Teddy Bear (ranked 838 p4p, 32 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 1123 p4p, 42 weight class). Super Meat Boy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

175 cm
24
292 lbs
9 - 2 - 0
190 cm
24
300 lbs
9 - 3 - 0
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Conviction



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 wins, 2 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Los Angeles, Teddy Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 wins, 3 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear avoids the body shot from Meat Boy.
Bear throws a series of strikes that have Meat Boy backpedaling.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Meat Boy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bear. That did some damage!
Meat Boy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bear checks it well.
It looked like Bear was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Meat Boy.
Bear throws a shot from downtown. Meat Boy moves away and avoids it.
A little jabbing left from Meat Boy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Meat Boy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bear connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Meat Boy scrambles back to his feet.
Bear looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bear swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a nice leg kick.
Meat Boy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bear on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Meat Boy lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bear takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Meat Boy cracks Bear with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bear to stand back up!

Bear is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
and Meat Boy counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Bear! He's just covering up as Meat Boy starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Teddy Bear spoke after the fight, saying 'Tonight wasn't my night, but i'll learn and come back stronger.'.
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
99%

 

Event: ABW 124 Potter - Bhullar     
Date:   Apr 24, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Tobacco (ranked 2676 p4p, 101 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 1378 p4p, 55 weight class). Super Meat Boy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Big Tobacco's chin.

204 cm
23
277 lbs
1 - 0 - 0
190 cm
23
300 lbs
8 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 wins, 0 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Tobacco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 wins, 3 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy lands the left hand.
Meat Boy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tobacco.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tobacco.
Tobacco seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Meat Boy looks to score with a jab to the body but Tobacco is just out of range.
Meat Boy cracks Tobacco with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice uppercut there from Tobacco.
Tobacco throws a front kick aimed at Meat Boy's knee but Meat Boy avoids it well.
Tobacco thumps Meat Boy with a low kick.
Tobacco chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat Boy can pounce on him.
Meat Boy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Meat Boy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tobacco.
A bone on bone clash there as Meat Boy blocks the leg kick.
Meat Boy throws a front kick aimed at Tobacco's knee but Tobacco avoids it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Some bone on bone action there as Meat Boy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A good leg kick by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with a nice body kick.
Meat Boy walks into a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tobacco moves away.
Tobacco throws a leg kick but Meat Boy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Meat Boy feints a counter leg kick.
Tobacco takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Meat Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Meat Boy checks the leg kick.
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick
and Tobacco counters with a nice kick to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tobacco checks a leg kick.
Tobacco throws a low kick but it's checked well by Meat Boy.
Tobacco fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Meat Boy checks it well.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tobacco stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tobacco throws a solid leg kick but Meat Boy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tobacco.
Meat Boy lands a jab to Tobacco's midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tobacco takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tobacco misses with a straight right.
Tobacco rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meat Boy throws a shot to the body.
Tobacco is breathing heavily.
Tobacco thows a leg kick but Meat Boy checks it
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tobacco swings away with a body shot that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp right that sends Tobacco to the canvas! Meat Boy follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
56%

 

Event: ABW 117 Gonza - Potter     
Date:   Mar 27, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 1705 p4p, 73 weight class) and Aleister Cadaver (ranked 3054 p4p, 118 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

190 cm
23
300 lbs
7 - 3 - 0
225 cm
26
285 lbs
7 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 wins, 3 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of New York, Aleister Cadaver!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy motions for Cadaver to come forward. Meat Boy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cadaver wants to slow Meat Boy down by chopping away at his legs.
Cadaver doesn't manage to clinch there - Meat Boy circles away.
Meat Boy lands a body shot.
Cadaver tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Meat Boy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Sloppy strikes from Cadaver. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cadaver doesn't manage to clinch there - Meat Boy circles away.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses.
Meat Boy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy avoids the body shot from Cadaver.
Meat Boy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Cadaver holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy just leaning against Cadaver, taking a breather.
Meat Boy avoiding damage as Cadaver throws knees to the body.
Meat Boy avoiding damage as Cadaver throws knees to the body.
Cadaver misses with an elbow over the top.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cadaver creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Meat Boy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Meat Boy cracks Cadaver with a nice body shot.
Cadaver looks winded!
Meat Boy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Meat Boy.
The referee is keeping an eye on Meat Boy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Cadaver is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Meat Boy cracks Cadaver with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy displaying some good clinch control by pressing Cadaver up against the cage.
Cadaver misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Cadaver using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Meat Boy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Good body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Meat Boy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nice body punch from Meat Boy - that landed with a thud.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short uppercut from Meat Boy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Meat Boy lands a nice uppercut.
Meat Boy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Meat Boy is working Cadaver over against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Meat Boy.
Cadaver blocks the elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Meat Boy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Meat Boy digs a right hand into Cadaver's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cadaver's gas tank.
Meat Boy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Meat Boy lands a nice uppercut.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Meat Boy.
Meat Boy is leaning against Cadaver and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Still in the clinch, Meat Boy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Meat Boy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Meat Boy is leaning against Cadaver and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Meat Boy leaning against his opponent.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch.
We've been told by Meat Boy's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Meat Boy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Meat Boy drops Cadaver with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Cadaver looks back up at him and smiles so Meat Boy waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Cadaver is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cadaver takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cadaver is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat Boy finish him?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Meat Boy. That's going to slow Cadaver down.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body shot.
Meat Boy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cadaver's sensitive parts.
Cadaver seems to have recovered his senses.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick that knocks Cadaver off balance momentarily.
You can see that Cadaver has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Cadaver takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Meat Boy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Meat Boy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Cadaver sprawling to the canvas! Cadaver rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Meat Boy finish him?!
Meat Boy scores with a kick to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cadaver drops his hands momentarily. Meat Boy doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Cadaver staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Cadaver doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
A very excited looking Super Meat Boy rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
61%

 

Event: ABW 111 Jones - Suleyman     
Date:   Mar 06, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Badir Housasi (ranked 7433 p4p, 231 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 1974 p4p, 73 weight class). Housasi comes into the arena with Eminem - Berzerk blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Super Meat Boy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

198 cm
29
280 lbs
5 - 6 - 0
190 cm
23
300 lbs
6 - 3 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 wins, 6 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of London, Badir Housasi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 wins, 3 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch lands to the side of Meat Boy 's head but he takes it in his stride.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It seemed like Meat Boy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Housasi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Meat Boy moves away.
Meat Boy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Housasi lands a jab to the nose.
Meat Boy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Housasi's sensitive parts.
Meat Boy lands with a nice body kick.
Meat Boy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Meat Boy takes a swing at Housasi's ribcage but misses.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Housasi misses with a two punch combination.
Meat Boy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Housasi misses with a double jab
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised Housasi's leg. Housasi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Housasi misses with a lunging right hand
and Meat Boy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Housasi is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meat Boy scores with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body. Housasi takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Meat Boy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick which misses Housasi's front leg but catches the back leg as Housasi tries to avoid it.
Housasi throws a poor cross that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Meat Boy lands a jab to the head.
Housasi stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat Boy.
Housasi's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Meat Boy throws a front kick that sends Housasi stumbling back into the cage.
Housasi takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Meat Boy cracks Housasi with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Housasi to stand back up!

Housasi is rocked!

It looks like Badir Housasi has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy feints and then cracks Housasi's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Housasi down.
Oh Housasi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised Housasi's leg. Housasi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Housasi seems to have got his legs back now.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick that knocks Housasi off balance momentarily.
Badir Housasi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Meat Boy flashes Housasi a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Housasi's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Housasi crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Meat Boy punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
82%

 

Event: ABW 105 De Lange - Meat Boy     
Date:   Feb 08, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nadine De Lange (ranked 1515 p4p, 56 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 1540 p4p, 57 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

180 cm
29
300 lbs
9 - 2 - 0
190 cm
23
300 lbs
6 - 2 - 0
Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 wins, 2 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Sydney, Nadine De Lange!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 wins, 2 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Meat Boy. Beautiful body shot.
De Lange bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
De Lange moves out of range as Meat Boy strikes.
Meat Boy tests De Lange's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Meat Boy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick as De Lange jumps back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meat Boy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent De Lange stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Meat Boy misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Lange on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Meat Boy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Meat Boy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A punch lands to the side of De Lange 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Meat Boy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
De Lange tries to counter with a takedown but Meat Boy is quick to defend against it.
Meat Boy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but De Lange is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body shot.
De Lange on the wrong end of a nice jab.
De Lange takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Meat Boy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crunch! Meat Boy slams his shin into De Lange's torso.
Super Meat Boy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there.
Meat Boy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De Lange was well out of range. Poor timing from Meat Boy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Lange uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meat Boy.
A low kick from Meat Boy misses

and De Lange counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
De Lange working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We've been hearing that De Lange has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.

De Lange drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Meat Boy dives on top into guard.


De Lange looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

De Lange working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Meat Boy has passed into half guard!

De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

De Lange looking for submissions off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Meat Boy stalling.
De Lange tries to roll over but Meat Boy keeps him under control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

De Lange looking for submissions off his back.

De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

De Lange is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Meat Boy pulls his head out easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


A chopping leg kick lands by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tried to score with a low kick but De Lange checks it.
De Lange moves out of range as Meat Boy throws a body kick.
De Lange appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Meat Boy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
De Lange attempts a counter takedown but Meat Boy avoids it well and moves away.
A shot to the liver by Meat Boy. Beautiful body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy thumps De Lange with a low kick.
Meat Boy takes a swing at De Lange's ribcage but misses.
De Lange drops down looking for a counter takedown but Meat Boy sprawls and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick

and De Lange counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by De Lange.
De Lange working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
De Lange throwing strikes but missing.

De Lange is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Meat Boy is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Meat Boy has escaped and now he's on top!


De Lange looking for a guillotine here but Meat Boy defends easily.

De Lange is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Meat Boy seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

De Lange looking for a guillotine here but Meat Boy defends easily.

De Lange working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Meat Boy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Meat Boy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
De Lange has an active guard here but Meat Boy has managed to pass into half guard.
Meat Boy is taking a breather. De Lange says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

De Lange is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Meat Boy pulls his head out easily.
Still in half guard, Meat Boy seems content to control.

De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meat Boy passes to side control.
The referee asks Meat Boy politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Meat Boy prefers to stall for the moment though.
De Lange is trying to get back to half guard.
Nadine De Lange overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Meat Boy controlling the position.
De Lange is looking to reverse the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Meat Boy misses with a leg kick

and De Lange counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Meat Boy pulls De Lange in to control the position.

De Lange postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Meat Boy is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of De Lange, into his guard.

Meat Boy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

De Lange has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Meat Boy should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, De Lange has tightened it up now! Meat Boy should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Nadine De Lange!
Nadine De Lange retains his super heavyweight title!
Nadine De Lange tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
31%

 

Event: ABW 95 Jones- Fujiwara     
Date:   Jan 04, 2018

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 1784 p4p, 50 weight class) and Sam Sung (ranked 3979 p4p, 121 weight class). Sam Sung told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

190 cm
22
300 lbs
5 - 2 - 0
205 cm
23
300 lbs
4 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Vikai Gear

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 wins, 2 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sam Sung!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sung gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Sung breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sung throws an overhand right that lands on Meat Boy's shoulder, as Meat Boy tries to avoid the shot.
Sung's coach down at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Sung's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Sung misses with a jab to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Sam Sung has been cut.
Meat Boy cracks the inside of Sung's front leg.
Sung checks a leg kick.
Meat Boy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sung at a distance.
Meat Boy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sung if he has to take too many more of those.
Meat Boy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sung finds it's way round the side to connect with Meat Boy's head.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Sung moves in looking to clinch but Meat Boy pushes him off.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick that knocks Sung off balance momentarily.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there.

Sung darts in and clinches Meat Boy up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sung is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Sung tries to break the clinch but Meat Boy is controlling the position.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Sung working hard to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Meat Boy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sung has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Meat Boy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sung backwards.
Meat Boy is working Sung over against the cage.
Meat Boy pushes Sung back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sung looks winded!
Meat Boy controlling the action here for a moment.
Meat Boy works on Sung's body with a couple of short punches.
Sung prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands a right hand.
Meat Boy lands with a right to the head.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Sung avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Meat Boy lands with a light punch inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike.

Sung is rocked!
Stalling in the clinch from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands with a light punch inside.
Sung is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat Boy finish him?

That has opened up Sam Sung's cut even more.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Sung controls his hands.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Sung seems to have recovered his senses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sung backwards.

Sung breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy throws a body shot but no joy.
Meat Boy lands with a shot to the body.
Sung tries to clinch up
and Meat Boy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sung's knee momentarily.
Sung takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Meat Boy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sung.
Meat Boy feints and then cracks Sung's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sung down.
Sung with a hook.
Sung fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sam Sung seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Sung crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Meat Boy - the referee stops the clock and Sung gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Meat Boy. Sung manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

Meat Boy cracks Sung with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Sung to stand back up!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Meat Boy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Meat Boy sends Sung crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Meat Boy is motioning to the referee to let Sung up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

The cut above Sam Sung's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Meat Boy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sung has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sung walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Meat Boy! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
A less than humble Super Meat Boy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
65%

 

Event: ABW 85 Douglas - Dovlatov     
Date:   Nov 30, 2017

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 2046 p4p, 67 weight class) and Bubba Hess (ranked 9147 p4p, 221 weight class). Super Meat Boy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

190 cm
22
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0
201 cm
22
280 lbs
3 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Fast

Vikai Gear

Power Matrix Nutrition



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 wins, 2 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 wins, 3 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bubba Hess!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Arvi Lind.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body shot.
Hess tries to close the distance and clinch up but Meat Boy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hess bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hess walks forward, straight into a front kick from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick which misses Hess's front leg but catches the back leg as Hess tries to avoid it.
Hess tries to clinch but Meat Boy moves out of range.
Hess has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Meat Boy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hess has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hess and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Meat Boy just misses with a punch to the body.
Hess uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick.
Hess wants to counter the offense by Meat Boy and move into the clinch position.
A bone on bone clash there as Hess blocks the leg kick.
Meat Boy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hess wants to clinch
and Meat Boy counters with a nice body kick.
Hess looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meat Boy misses with a kick to the body.
A nice side step and Hess releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Meat Boy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Meat Boy throws the kick towards the body but Hess avoids it.
Meat Boy misses with a leg kick
and Hess cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Meat Boy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy throws a lazy right hand but Hess sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick
and Hess connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hess uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Meat Boy cracks the inside of Hess's front leg.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
Hess is looking to clinch but Meat Boy is avoiding it.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
We've been told by Meat Boy's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Hess fails in his attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Meat Boy.

Hess moves into range and clinches up with Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meat Boy stalls.
Meat Boy tries to work over Hess's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Meat Boy.
Hess misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hess throws a head punch that misses.
Hess tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hess has a couple of punches blocked by Meat Boy.
Hess doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with some punches.
Hess misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Hess controls the action.

Meat Boy pulls guard successfully.
Meat Boy pulls Hess in close to his closed guard and prevents Hess from doing any damage or advancing position.
Meat Boy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hess manages to get himself to full guard.

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meat Boy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Meat Boy passes into half guard.
Hess taking some punishment here, with Meat Boy in his half guard.
Meat Boy is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Hess!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy looking to control and managing it successfully.
Hess in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Meat Boy content just to control the position here.

Meat Boy looking to isolate an arm here. Hess doesn't see it coming and as Meat Boy extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Meat Boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Super Meat Boy!
A less than humble Super Meat Boy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
44%

 

Event: ABW 75 Diamond Edition     
Date:   Oct 26, 2017

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ajax Athanas (ranked 442 p4p, 15 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 1730 p4p, 56 weight class). Athanas comes to the cage accompanied by Avatar-Torn Apart. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

210 cm
22
300 lbs
10 - 1 - 0
190 cm
21
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Sully's Bar & Grill
KAISER Nutrition - Q160

Vikai Gear



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Hilo, Ajax Athanas!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Johanna Lukiainen.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Athanas lands a leg kick that knocks Meat Boy off balance momentarily.
Athanas looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Meat Boy looks to throw a body kick
and Meat Boy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy looks to throw a body kick
and Athanas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice shot by Athanas.

That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Athanas comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Meat Boy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Athanas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meat Boy.
Athanas lands a nice hook to Meat Boy's body. Meat Boy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Meat Boy checks the leg kick.
Meat Boy follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Athanas tried to score with a low kick but Meat Boy checks it.
Athanas has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
Athanas moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Athanas thuds a left hand into Meat Boy's body.
Meat Boy looks winded!
Meat Boy takes one on the button.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Athanas.
Athanas throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Meat Boy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy blocks a low kick nicely.
Meat Boy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Athanas is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Good leg kick by Athanas there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Athanas dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

The cut above Super Meat Boy's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Meat Boy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Athanas can pounce on him.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Athanas throws an overhand right that drops Meat Boy like a sack of potatoes! Athanas dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ajax Athanas!
Ajax Athanas retains his super heavyweight title!
Ajax Athanas seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
66%

 

Event: ABW 66 Athanas - Skrarski     
Date:   Sep 26, 2017

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 2351 p4p, 89 weight class) and John Riverson (ranked 3080 p4p, 115 weight class). John Riverson will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

190 cm
21
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0
225 cm
28
300 lbs
7 - 9 - 0
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good takedowns
Good kicks
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 wins, 9 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of London, John Riverson!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Riverson scores with a head kick.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
John Riverson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Riverson needs to keep his hands up - Meat Boy had a free shot at his head there.
Riverson throws a sloppy head kick
and Meat Boy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Meat Boy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Riverson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Riverson lands a high kick!
Meat Boy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Riverson throws a head kick that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a body kick that stops Riverson in his tracks momentarily.
Riverson looks winded!
Nice body kick there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A punch lands to the side of Riverson 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Riverson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

Meat Boy cracks Riverson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Riverson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Meat Boy finish him?

Riverson is rocked!
Riverson glances at the clock... BAM! Meat Boy nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Riverson crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Riverson is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Event: ABW 56 Vasara - Swift Jr     
Date:   Aug 24, 2017

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jared Williams (ranked 2658 p4p, 90 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 4320 p4p, 145 weight class). Super Meat Boy will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

198 cm
28
297 lbs
3 - 2 - 0
190 cm
21
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 wins, 2 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of London, Jared Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Johanna Lukiainen.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams wants to land a leg kick but Meat Boy is out of range.
Meat Boy throws a push kick but Williams slaps the foot to one side.
Williams throws a right and a left that Meat Boy avoids nicely.
A combination from Williams does no damage.
Meat Boy only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Williams on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy is looking to slow Williams down with leg kicks.
Meat Boy dodges the punch combination from Williams.
No joy there for Williams, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Williams definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Williams tries to bum rush Meat Boy with a series of wild strikes but Meat Boy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Meat Boy was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Williams lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Meat Boy circles away quickly and effectively.
Meat Boy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Williams's sensitive parts.
Meat Boy looks to score with a jab to the body but Williams is just out of range.
As Meat Boy looks to move away, Williams throws a big counter combo but Meat Boy just gets out of the way.
Nice body punch from Meat Boy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Williams avoids the body shot from Meat Boy.
Jared Williams seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Meat Boy circles away quickly and effectively.
Meat Boy steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Meat Boy tries to land a front kick but Williams steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Meat Boy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Meat Boy lands a slapping body shot.
Meat Boy cracks the inside of Williams's front leg.
Williams misses with a double jab.
Williams stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat Boy.
Williams throws a series of punches but Meat Boy avoids them all with ease.
Williams has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
Williams misses with the combination.
Williams is breathing heavily.
Williams misses with a combination
and Meat Boy counters with a nice body kick.
Williams walks into a stiff left hand from Meat Boy.

It looks like Jared Williams has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meat Boy delivers a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Meat Boy digs a good body shot into Williams's ribs.
Williams has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the head.
Meat Boy works the jab nicely.
Williams on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat Boy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Williams takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Williams takes a step back to recover.
Nice body punch from Meat Boy.
Williams takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Meat Boy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

Oooooh!!! Meat Boy has knocked Williams down with a huge combo! Meat Boy steps away and waves a wobbly Williams back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Meat Boy has cracked Williams with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Meat Boy lands another huge swinging hook and Williams tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Williams, before Meat Boy can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
67%

 

Event: Angry Birds War 49     
Date:   Aug 01, 2017

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mick Bison and Super Meat Boy. Super Meat Boy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

225 cm
20
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0
190 cm
20
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of London, Mick Bison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body kick from Meat Boy.
Bison swings widly with a right hand
and Meat Boy counters with a nice leg kick.
Bison misses with a double jab
and Meat Boy counters with a nice body kick.
Bison is breathing heavily.
Bison misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Meat Boy lands with a hook. Bison tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Mick Bison has been cut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meat Boy.
Sloppy strikes from Bison. Those never looked like landing.
Bison tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bison misses with a left hand
and Meat Boy counters with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy connects with a leg kick. Bison looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A good leg kick by Meat Boy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meat Boy slips a jab and a cross from Bison.
Meat Boy scores with a kick to the body.
Meat Boy works Bison's body with a nice hook.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bison takes a step back to recover.
Meat Boy jabs Bison to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Meat Boy.
Bison takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Good leg kick by Meat Boy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Meat Boy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Meat Boy jabs at Bison's body.
Meat Boy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bison's sensitive parts.
Meat Boy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bison is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body shot.

Meat Boy cracks Bison with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bison to stand back up!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meat Boy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Crunch! Meat Boy slams his shin into Bison's torso.
A slapping leg kick lands for Meat Boy.
Bison takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bison throws a poor cross that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a straight right hand.
Bison drops his hands momentarily and Meat Boy needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Bison just on the top of the head. Bison drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Bison - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
86%

 

Event: ABW 41 Jones - Mcgruff     
Date:   Jul 06, 2017

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mariusz Pazdowski and Super Meat Boy. Pazdowski's entrance music is Wzorowy anon - Siedze na kurahenie. A fine choice. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

185 cm
24
296 lbs
2 - 2 - 0
190 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 wins, 2 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mariusz Pazdowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 wins, 1 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Pazdowski with that takedown attempt.
Meat Boy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Meat Boy lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pazdowski will feel that in the morning.
Meat Boy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pazdowski is breathing heavily.
Nice body kick there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a front kick that sends Pazdowski stumbling back into the cage.
Meat Boy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pazdowski takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Meat Boy lands with a good body shot.
Meat Boy is looking to slow Pazdowski down with leg kicks.
Meat Boy has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Pazdowski is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Pazdowski shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pazdowski has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Meat Boy.
An inside leg kick lands from Meat Boy.
Pazdowski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat Boy. Meat Boy obviously looking to wear him down.
Meat Boy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Meat Boy lands with a hook. Pazdowski tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Mariusz Pazdowski has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Meat Boy. That snapped Pazdowski's head back.
Pazdowski on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat Boy lands a slapping body shot.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meat Boy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pazdowski shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Meat Boy counters with a straight right hand.
Meat Boy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pazdowski's hands.
Meat Boy should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Meat Boy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Pazdowski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pazdowski crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Meat Boy - the referee stops the clock and Pazdowski gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Meat Boy. Pazdowski manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body kick.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body. Pazdowski takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Meat Boy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Meat Boy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pazdowski at a distance.
Nice jab there from Meat Boy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the body.
Pazdowski will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meat Boy thuds a left hand into Pazdowski's body.
Meat Boy connects with a body shot that sends Pazdowski's belly button to the back.
Meat Boy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pazdowski on the side of the head.
Pazdowski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat Boy. Meat Boy obviously looking to wear him down.
Both fighters circling a little - Meat Boy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat Boy.
Pazdowski takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Pazdowski is rocked!
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Meat Boy has eaten all the pies!
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised Pazdowski's leg. Pazdowski is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Meat Boy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pazdowski. That did some damage!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meat Boy.
Pazdowski takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Meat Boy jabs at Pazdowski's body.
Meat Boy jabs Pazdowski to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pazdowski looks up at the clock. Bad move! Meat Boy lands a right hand from hell, dropping Pazdowski. Meat Boy pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
76%

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 15, 2017

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy and Holly Stackhouse. The crowd seem to be enjoying Stackhouse's choice of entrance music: Tool - Jambi. Holly Stackhouse will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

190 cm
19
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
225 cm
29
300 lbs
7 - 6 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin
BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 wins, 0 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 wins, 6 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Tokyo, Holly Stackhouse!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Daniel Cesar and Matheus Silva.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stackhouse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Meat Boy tries to score with a low kick but Stackhouse moves his leg out of the way.
Meat Boy throws a shot to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Meat Boy, right into the meat.
Meat Boy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick
and Meat Boy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Stackhouse counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Meat Boy! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by Stackhouse!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Holly Stackhouse!
Holly Stackhouse took some time post fight to say the following; 'FEED. ME. A. LARGER. AMOUNT.'.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
70%

 

 
 
 
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