Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: PF11 Tiotio v Philips
Date: May 09, 2020

#R1#
Van Wijnbergen throws a jab when Hitme was well out of range.
Hitme looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a straight left.
Hitme scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Van Wijnbergen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Van Wijnbergen lands a nice shot that snaps Hitme's head back.
Van Wijnbergen fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Van Wijnbergen scores with a sloppy right hand. Hitme should have avoided that one.
Van Wijnbergen throws a body punch but Hitme moves out of range.
Hitme is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hitme tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Van Wijnbergen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Van Wijnbergen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hitme manages to avoid it.
Van Wijnbergen throws the left hand but Hitme avoids the punch easily.
Hitme steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen swinging wildly here. #T1#
Hitme avoids the head kick by Van Wijnbergen.
Hitme checks a low kick from Van Wijnbergen.
Hitme is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Van Wijnbergen with a body shot.
Van Wijnbergen misses with an uppercut. Hitme saw that one coming.
Hitme feints a counter leg kick.
Van Wijnbergen slips a straight right by Hitme.
Hitme doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hitme's coach down at Rabid Dog was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Hitme's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Van Wijnbergen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hitme.
Hitme takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hitme moves out of range as Van Wijnbergen throws a body kick.
Van Wijnbergen moves away from the strike by Hitme.
Van Wijnbergen tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hitme! But no joy.
Van Wijnbergen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.#T2#
Van Wijnbergen throws a push kick but Hitme slaps the foot to one side.
Hitme let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Hitme looks to throw a body kick
and Van Wijnbergen counters with a nice kick to the body.
Joels Van Wijnbergen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van Wijnbergen looks for the body kick but Hitme saw that one coming.
Hitme throws out a counter right but Van Wijnbergen avoids it with no problem.
Van Wijnbergen throws a body punch but Hitme moves out of range.
Hitme slips a straight right by Van Wijnbergen.
A nice combination there by Hitme.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Van Wijnbergen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Van Wijnbergen. Hitme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hitme changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Van Wijnbergen lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Van Wijnbergen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Van Wijnbergen connects with a solid leg kick.
Van Wijnbergen throws a body punch but Hitme moves out of range.
Hitme with the counter takedown but Van Wijnbergen avoids it easily.#T3#
Van Wijnbergen misses the shot to the body.
Van Wijnbergen lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hitme misses with a hook
and Van Wijnbergen counters with a straight right hand.
Van Wijnbergen tries a low kick but Hitme avoids it.
Van Wijnbergen swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Van Wijnbergen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hitme moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Hitme avoids a kick to the body.
Van Wijnbergen is looking to slow Hitme down with leg kicks.
Van Wijnbergen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Van Wijnbergen drops his hands momentarily and Hitme takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hitme gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hitme moves out of range as Van Wijnbergen strikes.#T4#
Hitme slips under a jab from Van Wijnbergen.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hitme! But no joy.
Van Wijnbergen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Van Wijnbergen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Van Wijnbergen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Van Wijnbergen throws the kick towards the body but Hitme avoids it.
Hitme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen scores with a jab to the head.
Van Wijnbergen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Van Wijnbergen thuds a left hand into Hitme's body.
Hitme misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joels Van Wijnbergen dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Van Wijnbergen pushes Hitme away with a front kick.
A jab from Hitme misses.
Van Wijnbergen was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Van Wijnbergen connects with an inside leg kick.#KD#
Van Wijnbergen sends Hitme crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Van Wijnbergen is motioning to the referee to let Hitme up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Hitme is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Van Wijnbergen plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Hitme swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Hitme face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joels Van Wijnbergen!
After winning the bout, Joels Van Wijnbergen thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: Madness Insanity 14
Date: Nov 24, 2019

#R1#
Hitme swats away the attempt to clinch by Number.
Number wants to clinch but Hitme slips to the side
and Hitme counters with a stiff right hand.
Number has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Number tries to clinch there but Hitme circles away.
Number is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hitme avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Number looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hitme throws a low kick but Number avoids it.#CL#
Hitme closes the distance and clinches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hitme.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitme blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Number lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Number tries to work over Hitme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hand to the body from Number.
Number lands an uppercut.
Number lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T1#
Number lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
A body shot lands from Number.
Hitme is breathing heavily.
Number doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Number can't find room to land a body shot as Hitme controls the action.
Number presses Hitme against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Number working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Number misses with some punches.
Number swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from Number as the two fighters clinch.
Number lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hitme backwards. #ROC2#
Hitme is rocked!
Number lands a big right hand that drops Hitme! The killer instinct kicks in and Number finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Number!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Number!

Event: Madness Fright Night 13
Date: Nov 10, 2019

#R1#
Hitme tries to close the distance and clinch but Rider swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Rider lands a jab to the nose.
Rider throws a poor cross that misses
and Hitme counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Hitme takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Rider misses with a looping left.
Rider looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hitme missing with a left hand there. Rider was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rider missing with a left hand there. Hitme was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rider throws a hook but Hitme avoids it easily.
Hitme looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rider throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Rider darts in and out, connecting with a jab. #CUT#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rider with a jab.
Rider misses with a right hand
and Hitme counters with a nice uppercut.
Hitme staying out of range there.#T1#
Hitme has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Rider finds it's way round the side to connect with Hitme's head. #ROC#
Hitme is rocked!
Rider looks to land a left hand but Hitme moved out of range nicely.
Hitme is still on wobbly legs! Can Rider finish him?
BOOM! Rider lands a beautiful left hook that drops Hitme. Hitme tries to recover but Rider is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Hitme lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Midnight Rider!
Midnight Rider very nearly forgot to thank Freebok (85% Laundry) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

Event: Madness 17 Cobb vs Ruas
Date: Oct 13, 2019

#R1#
Keita fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice shot by Hitme.
Hitme lands with a good body shot.
Keita is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hitme.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Keita shoots for a takedown but Hitme saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Keita takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Keita.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hamza Keita. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
A kick lands to the mid section there for Hitme.
Hitme lands a nice hook to Keita's body. Keita takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #CL2#
Hitme clinches up against the cage.#BC#
Keita breaks from the clinch.
Hitme lands a jab-cross combination.
Keita is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hitme sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Keita fails to land the takedown.
Keita swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Keita fails with the takedown
and Hitme cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T2#
Hitme tried to score with a low kick but Keita checks it.
Keita avoids a punch combination nicely.
Keita was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Keita misses with a body shot
and Hitme connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - Hitme looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Keita throws a hook but Hitme blocks it.
Hitme appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Keita fails with a takedown attempt.
Hitme is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.#T3#
Keita fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hitme avoids it really well and circles away.
A countering left hand to the body from Hitme misses.
Hitme bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Keita's head.
Hitme lands a jab-cross combination.
Keita throws a combination that misses
and Hitme counters with a one-two to the body.
Keita is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hitme sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Keita blocks a leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Keita crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Hitme - the referee stops the clock and Keita gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Hitme. Keita manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.#T4#
Keita takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Keita keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Comeon Hitme is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Keita dives in and grabs Hitme's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hitme pushes down on Keita's head and hops out.
Keita shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hitme pinned against the cage. Hitme gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitme stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hitme wants it to stay on the feet.
Good shot there by Hitme.
Hamza Keita seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hitme leaves Keita with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Hitme lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Comeon Hitme dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2##CL#
Keita has taken the fight to the clinch.
Keita looking to stall.
Hitme has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Keita jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hitme walks away with a smile on his face. Keita gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #TD#
Keita shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#ES2#
Hitme manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Hitme has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nice shot lands for Hitme.
Keita tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hitme defends well and Keita ends up having to push Hitme into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.#TD#
Keita looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Keita might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hitme is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Keita stops Hitme from standing up. #T1#
Keita postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Keita won't allow Hitme to get back to his feet.
Keita trying to control the position from guard on top but Hitme is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Keita preventing the sweep.
Hitme wants to get back to his feet but Keita passes into half guard.
Keita sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hitme defending well though.
Keita wants to take a breather but Hitme is having none of it.
Keita has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Keita wants to pass the guard but Hitme is defending well.
Hitme tries to roll over but Keita keeps him under control.
Keita thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Keita is trying to control. Hitme wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T2#
Keita tries to pass to full mount but Hitme defends it.
Hitme is looking for a sweep. Keita is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Hitme has hold of Keita's hands but Keita slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB#
Keita is looking for a kimura here.
Hitme is trying to control but can't.
Keita wants to take a breather but Hitme is having none of it.
Hitme is trying to control but can't.
Hitme is trying to stand back up but Keita is controlling him
Keita takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Hitme wants to control but Keita is keeping busy.
Keita throwing shots but Hitme is blocking nicely.
Hitme is trying to control but can't.
Hitme is trying to stand up here but Keita is controlling him well. #T3#
Keita trying to control the action but Hitme is working from the bottom.
Keita thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Hitme's head.
Hitme looks like he's trying to stand up.
Keita uses his free foot to push down on Hitme's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Hitme.
Hitme squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Hitme tries to hold on but Keita pushes him away.
Hitme wants to try and get back to his feet.
A nice elbow there by Keita.
Keita can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Hitme is looking to escape.
Hitme wants to hold on but Keita pushes him away.
Keita putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#CUT#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Hitme bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Hitme trying to control the position from guard on top but Keita is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
Hitme wants to pass the guard but Keita is keeping the position.#SUB#
Keita has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hitme can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SU2#
Hitme decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Keita with a lazy takedown attempt
and Keita takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hamza Keita. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Keita fails with a takedown attempt.
Hitme misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL2#
Hitme pushes Keita up against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Hamza Keita will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Comeon Hitme's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Keita misses with a takedown attempt - Hitme sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Keita with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hitme counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hitme.
Keita shoots in for a takedown but Hitme shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hamza Keita. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hitme cracks a nice hook into Keita's ribs.
Keita keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitme tries to work over Keita's front leg with a kick but Keita checks it.
Comeon Hitme is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hitme fails to land with a series of punches.
Keita shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hitme as he jumps to the side. #T1#
A slow jab from Keita misses its intended target.
Keita swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hitme counters with a series of strikes. Keita will be more careful next time no doubt.
Keita shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hitme counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Keita throws a right hand that misses
and Hitme counters with a straight right hand.
Hitme swings for the body but Keita moves out of range.
Keita tries for a takedown but Hitme circles away easily
and Keita takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hitme finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt. #T2#
Keita fails with the takedown
and Keita takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Keita shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Hitme defends it nicely.
Keita misses the shot to the body.
Keita misses with a takedown
and Hitme counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Keita is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Hitme misses the shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitme throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.#T3#
Hitme with a jab.#TD#
Keita shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Hitme is trying to defend but Keita finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Hitme is trying to control but can't. #ES2#
Hitme manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Keita keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Keita fails to land.
Keita tries to pull guard but Hitme forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Keita misses with the head strike.
I was talking to Keita's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.#BC2#
Hitme breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hitme pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Keita shoots in and drives through. Hitme sprawls well.
As Keita backs off Hitme throws a huge counter combo but Keita manages to avoid it all.
Hitme scores with a leg kick. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd cheers as Hitme lands an impressive looking overhand right. Keita doesn't seem phased though.
Hitme doesn't manage to clinch there - Keita circles away.
Decent striking displayed by Hitme there.
Hitme misses with the combination. #TD#
Keita shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Keita showed some decent athleticism there.
Hitme tries to kick Keita off in order to stand up. Keita Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Comeon Hitme comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hitme has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:29
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Comeon Hitme!
Comeon Hitme gave a mention to RESISTANCE in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

Event: Madness Insanity 4
Date: Sep 13, 2019

#R1#
McDiggle throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McDiggle shoots in looking for a takedown. Hitme tries to sprawl out of it but McDiggle keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hitme manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A jab from McDiggle finds it's way through Hitme's defenses.
A solid leg kick lands there for McDiggle.
Buster McDiggle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hitme takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Hitme takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McDiggle scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McDiggle connects with a crisp jab.
McDiggle with a jab.
Hitme scores with the left hand. McDiggle knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD#
McDiggle gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McDiggle is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T1#
Hitme trying to move into half guard but instead McDiggle has managed to sweep!#REVB#
McDiggle working some strikes from top position.
Hitme manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McDiggle manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
McDiggle working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hitme.
McDiggle thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
McDiggle bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hitme's guard. #REVB##SUB#
Hitme looking for a guillotine here but McDiggle defends easily.
McDiggle lands a couple of elbows.#SUB#
Hitme throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hitme doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Hitme is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McDiggle is aware though and is defending well.
We've been hearing good reports from Hitme's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Hitme trying to strike off his back.
Hitme tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T2#
McDiggle lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Hitme keeping full guard, as McDiggle tries to pass.
Hitme can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McDiggle controls the pace.#SUB#
Hitme had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. McDiggle defends it easily.
McDiggle stopping the sweep attempt from Hitme.
McDiggle works a leg free and moves into half guard.
McDiggle trying to mount his opponent but Hitme defends it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hitme wants to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Hitme is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McDiggle pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
McDiggle is working for a kimura but Hitme is defending it quite comfortably.
McDiggle wants to pass to mount but Hitme is defending the position. #T3#
Hitme wants to get back to full guard.
McDiggle tries to pass to full mount but Hitme defends it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McDiggle wants to take a breather but Hitme is having none of it.
Well, if McDiggle is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Hitme tries to get to full guard but McDiggle has control of the leg.
Hitme throws a sloppy strike from the bottom. He's now off balance and McDiggle manages to pass to side control.
McDiggle creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
McDiggle happy to just control the position for now.
McDiggle trying to control the position but Hitme is working away.
Hitme sneaks back into half guard.#T4#
Hitme is refusing to be controlled, as McDiggle sits in half guard.
Hitme is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Hitme looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Hitme is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McDiggle pulls his head out easily.
McDiggle stalling.
McDiggle moves into full mount! Hitme won't be happy about that!
McDiggle controlling from mount.
Hitme is desperately trying to improve his position but McDiggle has a good base and remains in mount.
A nice elbow there by McDiggle.
Hitme is looking to improve his position but McDiggle isn't that keen on the idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buster McDiggle dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
McDiggle cracks Hitme with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McDiggle looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hitme is fending him off so far but McDiggle persists. Nope, Hitme circles away and we're back to standing.
McDiggle throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hitme.
McDiggle shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hitme as he jumps to the side.
McDiggle misses with an uppercut. Hitme saw that one coming.
McDiggle throws a hook but Hitme avoids it easily.
McDiggle connects with a leg kick. Hitme looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Hitme steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McDiggle.
Hitme swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitme stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McDiggle throws a sloppy head kick and Hitme moves out of range easily.
McDiggle throws a looping overhand right but Hitme ducks down to avoid it.
McDiggle misses with a left hand
and Hitme counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1##TD#
Hitme darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Nice strikes from Hitme there.
McDiggle wants to improve his position but Hitme is controlling well. #SUB2#
McDiggle looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Hitme throwing shots but McDiggle is blocking nicely.
Hitme slips a nice elbow through McDiggle's hands, connecting with McDiggle's forehead.
McDiggle trying to control but Hitme postures up.
McDiggle tries to roll over but Hitme keeps him under control.
McDiggle avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
McDiggle keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McDiggle slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Hitme landing some decent shots from guard. #T2#
McDiggle avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hitme is fighting to break McDiggle's control of his arms but McDiggle is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Hitme scoring with some ground and pound.
Hitme is working McDiggle over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Hitme missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitme is looking to work some ground and pound but McDiggle has wrist control.
Hitme throws a big elbow that misses.
Hitme postures up.
McDiggle avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Hitme avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#SUB2#
McDiggle is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Hitme has his hands clasped together but McDiggle extends and breaks Hitme's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by McDiggle.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Buster McDiggle!
Buster McDiggle thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: WVT22 Coco v Fortune
Date: Jun 29, 2019

#R1#
Hitme misses with a head kick.
Hitme will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Talanoa's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Hitme connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Talanoa scrambles back to his feet.
Talanoa darts in looking for a takedown but Hitme gets double underhooks and turns Talanoa into the cage.
Comeon Hitme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Talanoa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Talanoa is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#CL#
Hitme moves into the clinch.#BC#
Hitme breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #TD2#
Talanoa closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Hitme quickly recovers to half guard.
Hitme is looking to improve his position.
Talanoa with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Talanoa prevents Hitme from improving his position.#T1#
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Talanoa connects with a nice short shot to Hitme's temple. #SUB2#
Talanoa is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Hitme doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Talanoa.
Talanoa wants to take a breather but Hitme is having none of it. #SUB2#
Talanoa is looking for a kimura but Hitme is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Talanoa to get the leverage.
Hitme is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Hitme is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Talanoa pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Talanoa is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hitme is just riding it out for now. Talanoa eventually gives up the hold.
Hitme wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2##SUB#
Hitme looking for submissions off his back.
Hitme is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Rabid Dog , so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Talanoa looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Hitme with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hitme moves into full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Talanoa landing some decent shots from guard.
Talanoa works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Hitme wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Talanoa is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hitme is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Talanoa passes to side control. #T3#
Hitme is letting Talanoa control him for a moment. #SUB2#
Talanoa is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Hitme has escaped the position, nice work there.
Talanoa lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Hitme down.
Talanoa connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Hitme some visible discomfort.
Hitme is trying to get back to half guard.
Hitme takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Hitme gets back to half guard.
Talanoa trying to mount his opponent but Hitme defends it.
Talanoa passes the guard and advances to mount!
Talanoa prevents Hitme from getting the reversal.#T4#
Talanoa connects with a bit shot that sees Hitme covering up! More strikes from Talanoa and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Talanoa is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paea Talanoa!
A relieved looking Paea Talanoa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: WVT17 Zexi v Coco
Date: Jun 01, 2019

#R1#
Lomachenko changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Hitme tries to avoid it but Lomachenko manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Hitme to the ground. Hitme escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hitme takes one on the button.
Hitme misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lomachenko fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hitme manages to avoid it.
Lomachenko throws out a loose jab but Hitme uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lomachenko lands a nice shot that snaps Hitme's head back. #CL2#
Hitme moves into range and clinches up with Lomachenko.
Lomachenko fails to pull guard. #TD2#
Hitme pulls guard. #SUB2#
Hitme is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Hitme had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Lomachenko defends it easily.
Lomachenko throwing strikes but missing. #SUB2#
Hitme had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Lomachenko defends it easily.
Lomachenko with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Lomachenko connects with a couple of short punches.
Lomachenko postures up in Hitme's guard and throws a big left but Hitme blocks it.
Lomachenko makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#SUB2#
Hitme looking for a guillotine here but Lomachenko defends easily.
Lomachenko makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Lomachenko has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lomachenko lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Lomachenko scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lomachenko is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Our spies down at at Rabid Dog inform us that Hitme has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Lomachenko connects with a couple of short punches.
Lomachenko might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Lomachenko distracts Hitme with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#ROC#
Hitme is rocked!
We've been hearing that Lomachenko has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Hitme wants to sweep but no luck.
Hitme is still in real trouble! Can Lomachenko finish him?
Lomachenko is pushing down on Hitme's leg trying to pass to half guard. Hitme is fighting to maintain full guard but Lomachenko has managed to sneak the leg through.
Lomachenko scores with a big shot! Hitme's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Hitme! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evgeni Lomachenko!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Evgeni Lomachenko waved his t-shirt featuring Sportivité's logo in front of the cameras.

Event: WVT14 Braddock v Griffith
Date: May 18, 2019

#R1#
Baby slips under a jab.
Baby takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hitme scores with a hook to the body. Baby takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Baby looks to land a combination but Hitme avoids it well.
Hitme throws the kick towards the body but Baby avoids it.
Baby scores with a jab to the body.
Hitme shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Baby sprawls well. Baby wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hitme gets slowly back to his feet.
Hitme walks into a stiff left hand from Baby.
Baby scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitme misses with a body punch
and Baby counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Baby lands with a good body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitme misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Baby has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Baby lands a jab to Hitme's midsection.#T1#
Baby jabs Hitme to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Baby misses the shot to the body.
Baby fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Baby lands a lovely overhand right.
Baby lunges at Hitme with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hitme's hand.
Baby connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hitme takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hitme doesn't manage to clinch there - Baby circles away.
Hitme throws a right and a left that Baby avoids nicely.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hitme.
Hitme misses with a low kick.
Baby lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hitme takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jab, jab by Baby - just one landing.
Baby lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Baby scores with a hook.
Hitme looks to land a body kick but Baby moved away.
Baby lands a nice hook to Hitme's body. Hitme takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Baby is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Baby connects with a crisp jab. #T2#
Hitme looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Baby changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#CL#
Baby takes the fight into the clinch.
Baby tries to throw a body punch but Hitme avoids it by throwing Baby back against the cage.
Baby stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Baby throws a punch but it's blocked by Hitme.
Baby misses with a punch to the body.
Baby is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Maxxy Baby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Comeon Hitme.
Baby lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Baby throws a punch but it's blocked by Hitme.
A nice right hand lands inside from Baby.
Baby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hitme is trying to pull guard but Baby turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Baby lands a right hand.
Good body shot from Baby.
Hitme blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Baby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Baby makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T3#
Baby tries to throw a body punch but Hitme avoids it by throwing Baby back against the cage.
Baby lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hitme backwards.
Hitme fails to pull guard.
Baby tries a body shot but Hitme blocks it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Baby.
Baby works on Hitme's body with a couple of short punches.
Hitme misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Baby lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Baby scores with a hook to the body.
Hitme looks winded!
Hitme tries to pull guard but Baby forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Baby digs a right hand underneath Hitme's ribcage. Hitme let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Baby is working Hitme over against the cage.
Baby pushes Hitme back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Baby lands a nice uppercut.
Baby scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Baby scores with a nice hook to the head.#ROC#
Hitme is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitme blocking some punches.
A short left from Baby.
Hitme is still on wobbly legs! Can Baby finish him?
Hitme blocking some punches.
A shot in the inside from Baby.
Baby creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Hitme with a big uppercut! Hitme tries to clinch up but Baby pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Hitme to the mat! Hitme covers up and Baby unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Maxxy Baby!
A victorious Maxxy Baby thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: WVT9 Hitme v Griffith
Date: Apr 27, 2019

#R1#
Horrible takedown attempt by Hitme or perhaps it was just good defense by Griffith, which made it look bad. #CL#
Hitme moves into the clinch.#BC2#
Griffith manages to break the clinch.
Hitme fails with the takedown.
Hitme tries to clinch but Griffith moves out of range. #CL#
Hitme gets a clinch. #BC#
Hitme manages to break the clinch.
Hitme with a poor takedown
and Griffith counters with a one-two to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Comeon Hitme. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hitme tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Griffith paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Griffith is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Hitme moves into the clinch.
Hitme fails to pull guard. #BC2#
Griffith breaks from the clinch.
Hitme dives in for a single leg takedown but Griffith sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Griffith has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Hitme fails with the takedown
and Griffith counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.#T1#
Hitme throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hitme swinging wildly here.
Griffith leaves Hitme with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Hitme throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Griffith stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hitme walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Griffith checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hitme backing away here, and Griffith unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Griffith throws the kick towards the body but Hitme avoids it.
Griffith's corner calls for a 1-2. Griffith obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hitme throws a left and a right that both miss
and Griffith counters with a body kick that stops Hitme in his tracks momentarily.
Griffith tries to land a front kick but Hitme steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hitme throws a left and a right that both miss
and Griffith counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Hitme to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Griffith!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Anthony Griffith!
Anthony Griffith thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: WVT5 Braddock v Hitme
Date: Apr 13, 2019

#R1#
Hitme throws a chopping leg kick but Braddock manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
No joy there for Braddock, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A leg kick checked by Braddock.
Hitme tries to score a power double leg takedown but Braddock sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Hitme somewhat.
Hitme shoots in looking for a takedown. Braddock tries to sprawl out of it but Hitme keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Braddock manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Braddock attempts a counter takedown but Hitme avoids it well and moves away.
Hitme takes a jab right on the kisser. #CUT#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice takedown defense from Braddock. No joy for Hitme on that attempt.
John Braddock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Comeon Hitme.
Hitme looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Braddock showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hitme. #T1#
A jab from Braddock does it's job there.
Hitme rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #TD#
and Braddock counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Braddock. #SUB2#
Hitme looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB2#
Braddock avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
Braddock has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Hitme to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Braddock is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Hitme pulls down on the head and he's put Braddock to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Comeon Hitme!
Comeon Hitme made sure to mention his sponsor, RESISTANCE in his post fight interview.

Event: WVT1 Braddock vs Liguy
Date: Mar 29, 2019

#R1#
Hitme fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hitme tries to clinch but Thistlewhite is having none of it. #TD#
Hitme fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Thistlewhite to the ground. Hitme is now in Thistlewhite's guard.
Thistlewhite utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Thistlewhite throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Hitme lands a couple of elbows.#SUB2#
Thistlewhite looking for a guillotine here but Hitme defends easily. #SUB2#
Thistlewhite escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hitme gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hitme cracks Thistlewhite with a solid left hand.#ROC#
Thistlewhite is rocked!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hitme's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Thistlewhite is still in real trouble! Can Hitme finish him?
Hitme postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Thistlewhite covers up, he's hurt! Hitme keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Hitme and the ref steps in to end the fight! Hitme can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Comeon Hitme!
Comeon Hitme very nearly forgot to thank RESISTANCE amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

Event: EFC Pulu vs Vale
Date: Jan 19, 2019

#R1#
Frazier lands with a nice body kick.
Hitme misses with a jab, cross combination.
Frazier tries a head kick but it misses.
A combination from Hitme does no damage.
Hitme shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Frazier counters with a good low kick that Hitme was not able to check.
Hitme walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Frazier swings and misses with a hook to the body. #TD2#
Hitme fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Frazier sprawls well initially but Hitme persists and gets the takedown into half guard. #ES#
Frazier manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Hitme keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Frazier dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Hitme has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Frazier is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Hitme blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Frazier prevents the takedown attempt.
Clay Frazier has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Comeon Hitme.
Hitme blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hitme tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Hitme goes for a takedown attempt but Frazier pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hitme throws a nice looking combination but Frazier bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hitme looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hitme looks winded!
Hitme on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CUT#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.#T1#
Hitme pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hitme wants to clinch up but Frazier keeps it at a distance.
Frazier scores with a jab to the head.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Frazier scores with a nice strike.#ROC#
Hitme is rocked!
Clay Frazier is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hitme tries to clinch up.
Hitme is still on wobbly legs! Can Frazier finish him?
Frazier weaves into range and cracks Hitme right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Hitme goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Frazier is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clay Frazier!

Event: IFC87: Ispa v Megaton
Date: Dec 22, 2018

#R1#
Hitme misses with a double jab.
Hitme looks to land a combination but Zexi avoids it well.
Hitme misses with a low kick.
Zexi is looking to counter punch.#TD#
Zexi closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Zexi lands in his opponent's guard.
Hitme wants to sweep here but Zexi controlling him for the moment.
Zexi works over Hitme with some ground and pound from guard.
Zexi trying to control but Hitme is working from the bottom.
Zexi might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hitme throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Zexi makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Zexi sitting in guard here, content to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Hitme escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Zexi gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Zexi passes into half guard.
Hitme punching from the bottom. #T1#
Nice strikes from Zexi there.
Zexi has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hitme is in trouble now - Zexi has advanced to mount!
Zexi landing strikes from the mount.
Zexi is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Hitme can't stay in a position like this for much longer. #ROC#
Hitme is rocked!
Zexi softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Hitme is out cold! Zexi jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dai Zexi!

Event: IFC81: S.Heavyweight v Impaler
Date: Dec 01, 2018

#R1##CL#
Hitme gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD#
Hitme turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Hitme manages to end up in side control.
Hitme fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Snow wants to control but Hitme postures up.
Hitme cracks Snow with a big right hand but Snow just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go. #SUB#
Hitme swings around for an armbar but Snow sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Hitme's guard.
Snow stays in close to Hitme's body and controls the position. #SUB#
Snow got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hitme has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Snow has managed to get both his arms back between Hitme's legs - danger averted.
Snow is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Snow trying to control the position from guard on top but Hitme is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Snow loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Snow stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hitme swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hitme is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snow holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Hitme thows a huge punch but Snow dodges it nicely. #T1#
Hitme misses with a head shot. Snow uses the momentum to regain guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Hitme's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Hitme chips away with some ground and pound.
Snow looking for a sweep. Not yet Snow, not yet.
Hitme throws a big elbow that misses.
Hitme in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Snow throws a couple of heel strikes.
Hitme loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Snow throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Snow not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hitme postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #SUB2#
Snow is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Hitme is aware though and is defending well.
Snow avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hitme lands a couple of digs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Snow punching from the bottom.
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
Snow is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T2#
Snow wants to sweep here but Hitme controlling him for the moment.
Hitme working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Hitme landing some decent shots from guard.
Snow avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hitme postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hitme chips away with some ground and pound.
Snow looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Snow trying to keep a closed guard but Hitme is proving a slippery customer.
Hitme is looking to work some ground and pound but Snow has wrist control.
Hitme is looking to work some ground and pound but Snow has wrist control.
Snow not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hitme will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hitme throws a big elbow that misses.
Hitme in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hitme postures up in Snow's guard and throws a big left but Snow blocks it. #T3#
Hitme stopping the sweep attempt from Snow.
Hitme postures up and lands a big shot to Snow's brow.
Snow preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hitme lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Snow throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Snow looking to control.
Hitme landing with the ground and pound.
Hitme in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
Snow is trying to keep Hitme in close.
Snow bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hitme's guard. #REVB#
Snow is in close to Hitme's body, working some short punches and elbows.#T4#
Snow lands a couple of elbows.
Snow working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Snow preventing the sweep. #SUB#
Snow avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Hitme isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Snow stacks Hitme on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Snow!
Hitme is not content to let Snow control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Comeon Hitme dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Hitme takes the fight into the clinch. #TD#
Hitme gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Snow preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head. #SUB#
Hitme is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Snow sees it coming and defends easily.
Snow manages to get to full guard.
Snow working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hitme.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snow controls Hitme momentarily but Hitme frees himself.
Hitme trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hitme stopping the sweep attempt from Snow.
Snow trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage. #T1#
Hitme postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Comeon Hitme overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
Hitme throws an elbow that misses. Snow uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Hitme's guard. Nice move by Snow!#REVB#
Snow lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hitme is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Snow can do to turn this around?
Hitme tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Snow wants to pass the guard but Hitme is keeping the position.
Hitme throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Hitme wants to sweep but no luck.
Hitme striking off his back but it's not causing Snow any problems. #SUB#
Hitme working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Snow doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Snow manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Snow trying to control but Hitme is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Hitme has an active guard here but Snow has managed to pass into half guard. #T2#
Hitme is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Snow scores with a couple of nice shots.
Snow landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #SUB#
Hitme looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Hitme misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Snow scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Snow is nestled in close to Hitme, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Hitme is trying to get back to full guard.
Snow slows the pace down in half guard.
Hitme landing a few short strikes.
Snow landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #T3#
Snow slows the pace down in half guard.
Hitme moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Snow with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#ROC2#
Hitme is rocked!
Snow loads up on a big left hand. Hitme felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Snow looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Hitme can't hide his disappointment, as Snow celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Snow!
Mike Snow decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: IFC 76: S.Heavyweight vs Bell
Date: Nov 10, 2018

#R1#
Hitme takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hitme takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hitme fails to land with a series of punches.
Hitme scores with a kick to the midsection.
A decent looking cross lands there for Heavy.
Hitme dives in for a single leg takedown but Heavy sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Good exchange - Heavy coming out on top.#CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Hitme moves in looking to clinch but Heavy pushes him off.
Hitme misses with a few strikes there.
Heavy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hitme throws a right hand that Heavy ducks under and follows up with a left that Heavy also avoids with ease.#CL#
Hitme takes the fight into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitme has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Heavy after a bit of a struggle.
Hitme is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Heavy to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Comeon Hitme. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hitme goes for a takedown attempt but Heavy pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hitme misses with a wild combination.
A little jabbing left from Heavy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Heavy, as that shot connected.
Hitme on the wrong end of a nice hook.#ROC2#
Hitme is rocked!
Heavy ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Hitme out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Top Heavy!
A relieved looking Top Heavy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: IFC MW42: Dali v Gorbachenko
Date: Oct 10, 2018

#R1#
Hitme shoots for a takedown but Kisqali saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kisqali is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Kisqali misses the jab.
Kisqali lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Hitme has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Kisqali takes a swing at Hitme's ribcage but misses. #CL2#
Kisqali closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hitme tries for a takedown. No joy.
Hitme tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kisqali smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Comeon Hitme. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Hitme drives through with a takedown into guard. #SUB#
Hitme drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Hitme jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Hitme is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hitme sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kisqali's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kisqali moves into full guard. #SUB#
Hitme drops back looking for a leg! Kisqali is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Kisqali manages to kick Hitme off! Hitme jumps back into Kisqali's guard.
Kisqali is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T1#
Hitme throws a big elbow that misses. #SUB#
Hitme drops back looking for a leg! Kisqali is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Kisqali manages to kick Hitme off! Hitme jumps back into Kisqali's guard.
Kisqali working a defensive guard here.
Hitme loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kisqali controls Hitme momentarily but Hitme frees himself.
Hitme throws a big elbow that misses.
Hitme postures up.
Kisqali utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hitme will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hitme is in close to Kisqali's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hitme's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hitme scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Kisqali is on top in guard. #REVB##SUB#
Hitme looking for a guillotine here but Kisqali defends easily. #T2##SUB#
Hitme has an active guard here but Kisqali has managed to pass into half guard.
Hitme throws a strike from the bottom that misses. #SUB#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Hitme is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kisqali pulls his head out easily.
Kisqali tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hitme knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Kisqali is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hitme is just riding it out for now. Kisqali eventually gives up the hold.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitme manages to get to full guard. #T3#
Hitme tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kisqali looking to pass the guard.
Hitme keeping moving, preventing Kisqali from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Hitme working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kisqali doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kisqali manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Kisqali avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Kisqali got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hitme has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kisqali has managed to get both his arms back between Hitme's legs - danger averted.
Kisqali preventing the sweep. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Kisqali forces his way into half guard.
Hitme is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Kisqali wants to work for an arm triangle but Hitme is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Kisqali looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Hitme wants to improve his position but Kisqali is controlling well.
Kisqali trying to pass the guard but Hitme defending well. #SUB#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Hitme is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kisqali pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Kisqali is working for a kimura but Hitme is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB2#
Kisqali is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hitme is just riding it out for now. Kisqali eventually gives up the hold.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Comeon Hitme will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Comeon Hitme's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Hitme steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kisqali.#TD#
Hitme decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kisqali taking some punishment here, with Hitme in his half guard. #CUT#
It looks like Ribociclib Kisqali has been cut.
Kisqali gets full guard.
Hitme is in close to Kisqali's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hitme's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Kisqali manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hitme manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB##SUB#
Hitme looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
Hitme looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hitme can't keep his opponent in guard - Kisqali advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #SUB#
Hitme looking for submissions off his back.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kisqali tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hitme knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Comeon Hitme overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB2#
Kisqali is working for a kimura but Hitme is defending it quite comfortably. #T1#
Hitme landing rabbit punches to the side of Kisqali's head. Not doing much damage but still scoring a few points.
Kisqali is looking to take a break and control but Hitme is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kisqali trying to pass the guard but Hitme defending well. #SUB#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.
Hitme is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hitme won't allow Kisqali to pass to mount. #SUB#
Hitme looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Hitme looking for submissions off his back.
Kisqali is keen to just control but Hitme is a slippery customer.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Hitme looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kisqali moves into full mount! Hitme won't be happy about that!
Kisqali takes Hitme's back.
Kisqali has the hooks in. Hitme is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Hitme is working hard here to advance position.#SUB2#
Kisqali is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Hitme wants to escape the position. #SUB2#
Kisqali is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Hitme defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined. #SUB2#
Kisqali has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #T3#
Kisqali struggling to keep hold of the position. #SUB2#
Kisqali is persistently looking for the submission but Hitme is defending it well.
Hitme is really stuck here. #SUB2#
Kisqali is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Hitme defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Hitme turns into Kisqali and is now in his guard.
Hitme postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hitme wants to pass the guard but Kisqali is keeping the position.#SUB2#
Hitme got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kisqali has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Hitme has managed to get both his arms back between Kisqali's legs - danger averted.
Hitme tries to free his leg and advance position but Kisqali is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Hitme drops back looking for a leg! Kisqali is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Kisqali manages to kick Hitme off! Hitme jumps back into Kisqali's guard.
Kisqali looking for a sweep. Not yet Kisqali, not yet. #T4#
Hitme wants to pass the guard but Kisqali is keeping the position.
Hitme works over Kisqali with some ground and pound from guard.#CUT#
That has opened up Ribociclib Kisqali's cut even more.#SUB2#
Kisqali is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hitme defends well.
Hitme postures up.
Hitme stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kisqali swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kisqali trying to control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kisqali looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Hitme is pushing down on Kisqali's leg trying to pass to half guard. Kisqali is fighting to maintain full guard but Hitme has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB#
Hitme wants to work for an arm triangle but Kisqali is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Kisqali felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Kisqali is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Comeon Hitme will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Kisqali lands a nice looking body shot.
Hitme looks for a takedown but Kisqali sprawls well.
Hitme misses with a takedown attempt - Kisqali sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Kisqali getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kisqali scores with a punch to the head.
Kisqali cracks a nice hook into Hitme's ribs.
Kisqali scores with a jab to the body.
Kisqali throws a leg kick which misses Hitme's front leg but catches the back leg as Hitme tries to avoid it.
Hitme misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kisqali connects with a single shot there.#ROC2#
Hitme is rocked!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kisqali is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Hitme flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Hitme is out cold! Kisqali holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ribociclib Kisqali!
Ribociclib Kisqali seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: IFC MW39: Lomachenko v Chugman
Date: Sep 19, 2018

#R1#
Hitme tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zidane changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#TD#
Hitme closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Zidane did well to prevent Hitme getting side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Hitme is working for a kimura but Zidane is defending it quite comfortably.
Zidane trying to control from the bottom. #SUB#
Hitme is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Zidane is just riding it out for now. Hitme eventually gives up the hold.
Hitme thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zidane gets back to full guard.
Hitme won't allow Zidane to sweep him here. #T1#
Zidane throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Zidane is on top in guard. #REVB#
Zidane tries to free his leg and advance position but Hitme is retaining full guard.
Zidane working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Hitme's head.#SUB#
Hitme escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Zidane gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Hitme throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Hitme working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Zidane doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Zidane manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Hitme working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Zidane doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Zidane manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Zidane content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hitme has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Zidane can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Zidane looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #T2##SUB#
Hitme had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Zidane defends it easily.#SUB#
Hitme has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Zidane can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Hitme looking for a guillotine here but Zidane defends easily.
Zidane passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Hitme gets back to half guard.#SUB#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.#T3#
Zidane is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Zidane scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.
Zidane is looking to take a break and control but Hitme is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Zidane lands with a punch from half guard.
Hitme flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Zidane connects with a nice short shot to Hitme's temple. #ROC2#
Hitme is rocked!
Zidane slips a nice elbow through Hitme's hands, connecting with Hitme's forehead.
Oh Hitme is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hitme wants to get back to full guard.
Zidane is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Hitme is hurt! He's hurt bad - Zidane fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Hitme from any more punishment! Congratulations to Zidane! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zarko Zidane!
A relieved looking Zarko Zidane thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: IFC MW 37: Hitme vs Divac
Date: Sep 05, 2018

#R1##KD2#
Oh, that's a big right hand from Divac and Hitme goes tumbling to the canvas! Divac follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard. #CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Divac not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Divac is trying to control the action in half guard but Hitme is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Hitme gets back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Divac is sitting in close to Hitme's body. Hitme has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Divac is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Divac is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Hitme.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Comeon Hitme!
A victorious Comeon Hitme thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Roman Divac was interviewed post fight and said 'Looks like the blind squirrel found a nut. Go play the lottery while you can b/c that 1 in a million shot ain't happening next time you bum!'.

Event: EFA 78 Power vs Rothbard
Date: Jun 23, 2018

#R1#
Hitme throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Vesa's waist but Vesa gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hitme off to one side. #TD2#
Hitme drives through with a takedown into guard.
Vesa avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hitme landing some decent shots from guard.
Hitme passes Vesa's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Hitme throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Hitme is working for a kimura but Vesa is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB2#
Hitme is trying to work for a kimura but Vesa is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitme thows a huge punch but Vesa dodges it nicely. #T1#
Hitme wants to pass to mount but Vesa is defending the position. #SUB2#
Hitme is looking for a kimura but Vesa is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Hitme to get the leverage.
Hitme thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Vesa trying to control here. #SUB2#
Hitme trying to work for an americana but Vesa has managed to regain full guard.
Vesa is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Vesa utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hitme is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hitme postures up in Vesa's guard and throws a big left but Vesa blocks it.
Hitme chips away with some ground and pound.
Hitme throws a strike but Vesa rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR##SUB2#
Hitme has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Vesa can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T2##SUB2#
Hitme escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Vesa gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
Hitme is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Vesa frees his head nicely. Oh but Hitme has switched to an armbar! Vesa is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Comeon Hitme!
A relieved looking Comeon Hitme thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: EFA 61 Vasilevskiy vs Kingi
Date: May 11, 2018

#R1#
Hitme goes for a double leg but Samuals avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Samuals continues to drive forward.
A little jabbing left from Samuals on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#TD#
Hitme feints and as Samuals raises his hands in defense, Hitme changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Samuals told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Samuals wants to stand up but Hitme is controlling him.
Samuals avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Samuals looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Hitme chips away with some ground and pound.
Samuals is trying to keep Hitme in close.
Hitme postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Samuals controlling the position.
Hitme lands a couple of elbows.
Hitme throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hitme trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Samuals really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hitme. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Samuals preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T1#
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses. #SUB2#
Samuals working for a triangle but Hitme defends it easily.
Hitme scoring with some ground and pound.
Samuals preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hitme throwing strikes but missing.
Hitme lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Hitme throwing strikes from guard but Samuals blocks nicely.
Hitme landing with the ground and pound. #SUB#
Hitme drops back looking for a leg! Samuals is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Samuals manages to kick Hitme off! Hitme jumps back into Samuals's guard. #T2#
Hitme is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hitme forces his way into half guard.
Samuals is trying to stand up here but Hitme is controlling him well.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Samuals defending well though.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Hitme is looking for a kimura but Samuals is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Hitme to get the leverage.
Hitme lands strikes from half guard.
Hitme lands with a punch from half guard.
Hitme throwing shots but Samuals is blocking nicely.
Hitme throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hitme is pressing down on Samuals's thigh, looking to free his foot. Samuals is holding on for now. #T3#
Hitme missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ground and pound from Hitme.
Hitme prevents Samuals from standing back up.
We've been hearing that Hitme has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Hitme thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #SUB#
Hitme is looking for a kimura but Samuals is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Hitme to get the leverage. #SUB#
Hitme is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hitme trying to pass the guard but Samuals defending well. #SUB#
Hitme seems to be working for a kimura but Samuals defends the submission attempt.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #T4#
Hitme throwing shots but Samuals is blocking nicely.
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Hitme seems to be working for a kimura but Samuals defends the submission attempt.
Hitme not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hitme thows a huge punch but Samuals dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitme thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #SUB#
Hitme is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Samuals's head.
Hitme with the ground and pound but Samuals uses the opportunity to regain guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Comeon Hitme dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Hitme will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Hitme throws a low kick but it's checked well by Samuals.
Hitme shoots in but no luck this time.
Samuals sizes up Hitme with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Hitme fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Comeon Hitme. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hitme fails with the takedown.
Hitme takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitme takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Samuals stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Samuals wants it to stay on the feet.
Hitme shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Samuals pinned against the cage. Samuals gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #T1#
Hitme walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hitme fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Samuals avoids it really well and circles away.
Hitme tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hitme will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Hitme is trying hard to land a takedown here. Samuals sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Samuals defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hitme.
Samuals appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hitme shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Samuals as he avoids it easily. #T2#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hitme.
Hitme throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Samuals's waist but Samuals gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hitme off to one side.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hitme tries for a takedown but Samuals circles away easily
and Samuals makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Samuals scores with the left hand. Hitme knows he should have avoided that one. #CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Comeon Hitme is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hitme takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lincon Samuals seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hitme has his takedown stuffed
and Samuals connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hitme misses with a head kick.
Samuals jabs at Hitme's body.
Samuals lands with a hook. Hitme tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Samuals fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#ROC2#
Hitme is rocked!
Samuals moves in close and cracks Hitme with a massive right hand! Hitme, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Samuals!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lincon Samuals!

Event: EFA 52 Garret vs Mcfly
Date: Apr 18, 2018

#R1##TD#
Hitme shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Fromm is trying to defend but Hitme finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Hitme throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Fromm is trying to stand.
Hitme landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Hitme thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Hitme slips a nice elbow through Fromm's hands, connecting with Fromm's forehead.
Fromm avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
Hitme thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #SUB#
Hitme is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Fromm has managed to free his arm - good work.
Hitme looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Fromm with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Fromm is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Hitme is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Fromm doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Hitme. #SUB2#
Fromm actively working from the bottom here.#T1##SUB#
Hitme is working for a submission of some sort.
Hitme thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fromm has hold of Hitme's hands but Hitme slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Hitme lands strikes from half guard.#ROC#
Fromm is rocked!
Hitme scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Fromm is still in real trouble! Can Hitme finish him?
Hitme is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Fromm is hurt! He's hurt bad - Hitme fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Fromm from any more punishment! Congratulations to Hitme! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Comeon Hitme!
A very excited looking Comeon Hitme made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Steven Fromm stepped up to the mic, saying 'I got have naked and wrestled another man, that's still a win in my book...'.

Event: EFA 43 Lancaster vs Murdock
Date: Mar 28, 2018

#R1##CL#
Hitme moves into the clinch.#TD#
Hitme has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Zatorski is trying to keep an underhook but Hitme manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Zatorski defending well though.
Hitme not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Zatorski looks like he's trying to stand up.
Hitme thows a huge punch but Zatorski dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Zatorski defending well though.
Hitme seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #CUT#
It looks like Lew Zatorski has been cut.
Hitme working over Zatorski with some ground and pound. Zatorski looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SUB#
Hitme is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Zatorski has managed to free his arm - good work.
Zatorski avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
Hitme winds up and cracks Zatorski with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zatorski is trying to stand up here but Hitme is controlling him well.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Zatorski blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hitme. #T1#
Zatorski taking some punishment here, with Hitme in his half guard.
Nice strikes from Hitme there. #CUT#
That has opened up Lew Zatorski's cut even more.
Zatorski keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #SUB#
Hitme is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Zatorski is defending against the submission attempts here by Hitme.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hitme thows a huge punch but Zatorski dodges it nicely.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hitme connects with a nice short shot to Zatorski's temple. #CUT#
The cut above Lew Zatorski's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hitme lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #ROC#
Zatorski is rocked!#CUT#
Lew Zatorski's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lew Zatorski's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Comeon Hitme!
An out of breath Comeon Hitme thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: EFA 31 Turner vs Hicks
Date: Feb 28, 2018

#R1#
Hitme shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fjera as he jumps to the side.
Fjera tries to bum rush Hitme with a series of wild strikes but Hitme uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Hitme crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Fjera - the referee stops the clock and Hitme gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Fjera. Hitme manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Fjera ducks under a wild hook from Hitme.
Fjera ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hitme moves away.
Fjera shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hitme but Hitme pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Fjera shoots in for a takedown but Hitme shows good takedown defense.
Hitme throws a series of strikes that have Fjera backpedaling.
Fjera tries a head kick but it misses.
Hitme misses the shot to the body.
Hitme just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromFjera.
Hitme throws a right hand that Fjera ducks under and follows up with a left that Fjera also avoids with ease.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Fjera.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jodi Joe Fjera. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fjera scores with a nice right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fjera throws a series of punches but Hitme avoids them all with ease. #TD2#
Hitme feints and as Fjera raises his hands in defense, Hitme changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hitme must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T1#
Hitme throws an elbow that misses. Fjera uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Hitme's guard. Nice move by Fjera!#REVR##SUB2#
Hitme has his foot on Fjera's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fjera works his way back into a safe position though.
Fjera won't allow Hitme to sweep him here.
Fjera working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Hitme's head.
Fjera slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB2#
Hitme has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Fjera is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Hitme.#SUB#
Fjera looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Hitme is not content to let Fjera control the position.
Fjera tries to move into full mount but can't pass Hitme's legs. #T2#
Hitme is looking to reverse the position.
Fjera wants to control but Hitme is keeping him busy.
Hitme tries to buck Fjera off but Fjera is having none of it.
We've been hearing good reports from Fjera's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Hitme strikes from the bottom but Fjera takes advantage and advances to full mount!
Hitme wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Hitme rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Hitme is looking to improve his position. #SUB2#
Hitme is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Fjera pulls his head out easily.
Fjera sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Hitme misses with some strikes from the bottom. #T3#
Fjera with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Hitme is looking for a sweep. Fjera is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Fjera works his way into side control.
Hitme is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Fjera's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Hitme is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Fjera trying to mount his opponent but Hitme defends it.
Fjera blocks the strikes from Hitme.
Hitme won't allow Fjera to pass to mount.
Hitme is looking for a sweep. Fjera is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Fjera in particular looking to stall.#T4#
Fjera is pressing down on Hitme's thigh, looking to free his foot. Hitme is holding on for now.
Hitme throws a strike from the bottom that misses. #SUB2#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.
Fjera blocks the strikes from Hitme. #SUB#
Fjera is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hitme defends it well.
Fjera blocks the strikes from Hitme.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Fjera connects with a nice short shot to Hitme's temple.
Fjera landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Hitme actively working from the bottom here.
Hitme on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Fjera wants to free his trapped foot but Hitme is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Hitme is trying to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jodi Joe Fjera dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Comeon Hitme's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
A shot to the body from Hitme misses
and Fjera counters with a straight right hand.
Hitme stuffs the takedown.
Fjera fails to land the takedown.
Jodi Joe Fjera is winning the standup battle so far.
Fjera comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hitme tries to bum rush Fjera with a series of wild strikes but Fjera uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#TD2#
Hitme scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#ES#
Fjera explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hitme stuffs the takedown attempt from Fjera. Fjera gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jodi Joe Fjera. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fjera scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hitme changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fjera tries to avoid it but Hitme manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fjera to the ground. Fjera escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jodi Joe Fjera is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hitme misses with a wild combination.
Fjera throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. #T1#
Fjera is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hitme sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hitme's coach down at Rabid Dog was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Hitme's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Fjera scores with a nice right hand.
Fjera throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fjera shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Hitme defends it nicely.
Hitme changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hitme.
Hitme fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fjera is looking to counter punch.
Fjera scores with a sloppy right hand. Hitme should have avoided that one.
Fjera bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Comeon Hitme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fjera throws a front kick that sends Hitme stumbling back into the cage.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Fjera! Hitme is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jodi Joe Fjera!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Jodi Joe Fjera waved his t-shirt featuring Pit Bull Development's logo in front of the cameras.

Event: EFA 22 Randleman vs Ingle
Date: Feb 07, 2018

#R1##TD#
Hitme gets the takedown into side control. #SUB#
Hitme is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Link is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
Hitme thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB#
Hitme is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Link is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitme lands a few punches from side control.
Link takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well. #CUT#
It looks like Boa Link has been cut.
Link is trying to buck Hitme off.
Hitme lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #CUT#
That has opened up Boa Link's cut even more.#SUB#
Hitme tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hitme has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Hitme is working Link over with some ground and pound from side control. #ROC#
Link is rocked!#CUT#
The cut above Boa Link's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Boa Link's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Comeon Hitme!
Comeon Hitme seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: EFA 8 Stewart vs Brockheart
Date: Jan 05, 2018

#R1#
Hitme tests Porvola's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Porvola's coach down at Cozad MMA Helsinki was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Porvola's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Porvola throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hitme.
Porvola fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hitme looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Porvola throws a body shot but no joy.
Hitme on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Porvola throws a lazy right hand but Hitme sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hitme throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Hitme throws a right and a left that both miss.
Porvola throws a nice looking combination but Hitme bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hitme tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#CL#
Hitme fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Porvola, pushing him back against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Porvola is trying to force a seperation but Hitme has the dominant position.
Porvola lands with a short shot to the head.
Hitme has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#BC#
Hitme's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Porvola circles away from the clinch attempt.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hitme.
Hitme lands with a nice combination. Porvola backs away looking to recover.
Porvola lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Porvola throws a right hand that Hitme ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitme also avoids with ease.
Porvola avoids the head kick by Hitme. #T1##TD#
Hitme shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. #ES2#
Porvola uses the cage to get back to his feet. #TD#
Hitme shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Porvola blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hitme.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hitme prevents Porvola from improving his position.
Hitme not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hitme looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Porvola with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hitme is looking to advance position but Porvola won't allow it.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Porvola defending well though.
Porvola avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
Hitme throwing shots but Porvola is blocking nicely.
Porvola trying to control but Hitme postures up.
Porvola really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hitme. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T2#
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hitme is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Porvola avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
Porvola blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hitme.
Hitme has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hitme lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Porvola! More strikes land and this one is all over! Hitme jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Comeon Hitme!
A victorious Comeon Hitme thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: The Island Season 7, 205 lbs, Round 1
Date: Dec 07, 2017

#R1##TD#
Hitme fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Downdin to the ground. Hitme is now in Downdin's guard.
Hitme lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Downdin really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hitme. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hitme throwing strikes from guard but Downdin blocks nicely.
Hitme is looking to work some ground and pound but Downdin has wrist control.
Hitme has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hitme throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Downdin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Downdin preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hitme throws a big elbow that misses.
Hitme stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Downdin swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hitme missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hitme stops Downdin from standing up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitme postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hitme content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Hitme throws a strike but Downdin rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Downdin would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SU2#
Downdin decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. #T1#
Hitme avoids the head kick by Downdin.
Downdin stuffs the takedown attempt from Hitme. Hitme gets slowly back to his feet. #TD#
Hitme feints and as Downdin raises his hands in defense, Hitme changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hitme loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hitme trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hitme throwing strikes from guard but Downdin blocks nicely.
Downdin is trying to control the position but Hitme postures up.
Downdin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hitme.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hitme postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hitme is working Downdin over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Hitme throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Downdin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hitme advances to half guard. #T2#
Hitme working the head and body with strikes.
Hitme missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hitme throwing shots but Downdin is blocking nicely.
Hitme thows a huge punch but Downdin dodges it nicely.
We've been hearing that Hitme has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Hitme lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #SUB#
Hitme is looking for a kimura here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hitme looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#ES2#
Downdin manages to escape and get back to his feet!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hitme.#T3##CL#
Hitme closes the distance and pushes Downdin back into the cage.#BC#
Hitme breaks the clinch. #CL#
Hitme moves into range and clinches up with Downdin.#TD#
Hitme successfully pulls guard. #SUB#
Hitme is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Downdin is aware though and is defending well.
Downdin wanted to stand there but Hitme had control of the position.
Hitme throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Downdin wants to stand but Hitme is controlling his posture from full guard. #SU2#
Downdin decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Hitme, up you get!
A chopping leg kick lands by Downdin.
Downdin slips under a jab.
Hitme throws a push kick but Downdin slaps the foot to one side.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Downdin.#T4##TD#
Hitme changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Downdin looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hitme working away.
Downdin takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.#SUB#
Hitme tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hitme has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Hitme tries to score with some ground and pound. Downdin controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Hitme throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Hitme tries to score with some ground and pound. Downdin controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Downdin takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Downdin is pushing Hitme's head away, looking to escape. Hitme manages to hold on to the position though.#SUB#
Hitme tries for a kimura but Downdin is defending well.
Hitme scores with a couple of short elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Comeon Hitme dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Downdin scores with a push kick.
Hitme misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hitme is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Downdin can do to turn this around?
Crunch! Downdin slams his shin into Hitme's torso.
Hitme scores with a punch to the head.
Downdin throws a push kick but Hitme slaps the foot to one side.
Donk. Downdin catches Hitme right on the button with a cross.#CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.#TD#
Downdin gets caught napping as Hitme dives in and scores a takedown. Downdin manages to retain guard.
Our spies down at at Gizmo's Gym inform us that Downdin has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#ES2#
Downdin has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Hitme has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Downdin can't break the clinch. #BC#
Hitme's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Good exchange - Downdin coming out on top.
A punch combination from Hitme misses.
Downdin replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Hitme blocks it well.
A jab lands there for Downdin.
Downdin throws a leg kick which misses Hitme's front leg but catches the back leg as Hitme tries to avoid it.
Hitme has a takedown stuffed.
Downdin avoids a kick to the body.
Comeon Hitme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Downdin bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hitme's head.
Hitme fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Hitme scores with a one two! Downdin had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. #KD2#
Downdin cracks Hitme with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Hitme looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Downdin finish him? #ROC2#
Hitme is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Downdin fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Hitme square on the jaw! Damn, Hitme is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sasha Downdin!
Sasha Downdin spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

Event: TIT 73 - Danger v Bulletz
Date: Nov 18, 2017

#R1#
El Parton on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hitme. Hitme obviously looking to wear him down.
Hitme looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#CL#
Hitme gets a clinch. #BC2#
El Parton breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #TD#
Hitme bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.#SUB#
Hitme tries for a kimura but El Parton is defending well. #SUB#
Hitme is trying to get an arm triangle but El Parton is defending well.
El Parton tries to bench press Hitme off him but Hitme keeps the position.
Hitme throws an elbow but El Parton slips to the side and avoids it well.
Hitme in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
El Parton taking a bit of punishment here - Hitme scoring with strikes. #CUT#
It looks like Alberto El Parton has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hitme grinds an elbow into El Parton's temple.
Hitme throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and El Parton works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure. #SUB#
Hitme is trying to work for a kimura but El Parton is defending well. #T1#
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hitme connects with a nice short shot to El Parton's temple.
Hitme missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hitme prevents El Parton from improving his position.#SUB#
Hitme is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
El Parton trying to control but Hitme postures up.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time. #SUB#
Hitme is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Hitme scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
El Parton trying to control from the bottom. #T2#
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
El Parton regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Hitme.
El Parton is trying to keep Hitme in close.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hitme's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #CUT#
The cut above Alberto El Parton's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
Hitme throwing strikes but missing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hitme accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
El Parton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hitme stops El Parton from standing up.
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
Hitme is working El Parton over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #CUT#
Alberto El Parton's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Alberto El Parton's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Comeon Hitme!
A victorious Comeon Hitme thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Alberto El Parton was interviewed post fight and said 'I Know I Lost But It Doesn't Matter, Because I Get To Bang Paige You Stupid Perro '.

Event: TIT - Blubb v Kromog
Date: Oct 28, 2017

#R1#
Downdin lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hitme takes a step back to recover. #CL2#
Hitme rushes Downdin and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Hitme breaks the clinch.
Good shot there by Downdin.
Hitme looks to land a combination but Downdin avoids it well.
Downdin throws a front kick that sends Hitme stumbling back into the cage.
Donk. Downdin catches Hitme right on the button with a cross.
Hitme will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A big right from Hitme misses.
Good leg kick by Downdin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Downdin rushes Hitme with punches - Hitme moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Hitme goes down! Downdin follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sasha Downdin!
Sasha Downdin thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: TIT 58 - Danger v Persley
Date: Oct 14, 2017

#R1##TD#
Hitme closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Hitme lands in his opponent's guard.
Hitme trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hitme working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
El Parton avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hitme throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
El Parton trying to control the position.
El Parton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hitme content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #CUT#
It looks like Alberto El Parton has been cut.
Hitme throws a big elbow that misses.
El Parton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hitme is looking to work some ground and pound but El Parton has wrist control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
El Parton keeping full guard, as Hitme tries to pass.
Hitme postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hitme working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Hitme sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed El Parton's guard.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB#
Hitme wants to work for an arm triangle but El Parton is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
El Parton trying to hold on to Hitme's head to control him but Hitme postures up.
Hitme looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks El Parton with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hitme drops an elbow to the side of El Parton's head.
Hitme takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Nice strikes from Hitme there.
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hitme not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
El Parton is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Hitme scores with a couple of nice shots.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. El Parton defending well though.
Hitme lands with a punch from half guard.
Hitme wants to pass to mount but El Parton is defending the position.
Hitme seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #CUT#
That has opened up Alberto El Parton's cut even more.#T2#
Hitme wants to pass the guard but El Parton is defending well.
El Parton wants to get back to full guard.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed El Parton's head.
Hitme throwing shots but El Parton is blocking nicely.
El Parton on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. El Parton defending well though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hitme connects with a nice short shot to El Parton's temple.
We've been hearing that Hitme has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Hitme missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
El Parton keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hitme wants to pass to mount but El Parton is defending the position.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed El Parton's head.
Hitme sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. El Parton defending well though.
Hitme lands strikes from half guard.#T3#
El Parton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
El Parton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
El Parton wants to control but Hitme is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed El Parton's head.
El Parton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hitme.
El Parton is trying to control but can't.
El Parton wants to get back to his feet.
Hitme landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
El Parton has hold of Hitme's hands but Hitme slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hitme lands a nice short elbow.
El Parton tries to kick Hitme off but Hitme keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hitme throws a strike but El Parton avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
El Parton has momentary wrist control but Hitme slips an elbow through the middle.#CUT#
The cut above Alberto El Parton's eye is starting to cause him problems now.#T4#
Hitme with a nice head shot there.#CUT#
Alberto El Parton's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Alberto El Parton's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Comeon Hitme!
A victorious Comeon Hitme thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Alberto El Parton had this to say: 'I Know I Lost But It Doesn't Matter, Because I Get To Bang Paige You Stupid Perro '.

Event: TIT 51 - Battock v Chan II
Date: Sep 27, 2017

#R1#
Warren misses with a two punch combination.
Warren throws a right hand that Hitme ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitme also avoids with ease.
Hitme misses with a wild combination.
Left hook, right uppercut from Warren. #CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Hitme throws a push kick but Warren slaps the foot to one side.
Hitme lands a head kick. Warren smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Hitme throws a shot from downtown. Warren moves away and avoids it.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Hitme wants a takedown but no success here. #TD#
Hitme turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Hitme manages to end up in side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
You can see the frustration on Warren's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Warren looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Warren might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Hitme haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Warren tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Hitme wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Hitme scores with punches from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Warren defending against the ground and pound.
Hitme will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Warren avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Hitme.
Warren wants to control but Hitme postures up.
Warren tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Warren on the wrong end of some ground and pound. #SUB#
Hitme is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Warren is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Hitme is trying to ground and pound but Warren uses the momentary lack of control by Hitme to regain half guard.
Warren wants to control but Hitme is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hitme is nestled in close to Warren, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Hitme has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Warren is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Warren blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hitme. #T2#
Warren is looking for a sweep. Hitme is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Hitme missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hitme not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Warren regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB#
Hitme postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Warren is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Hitme, into his guard. #REVB#
Warren controls from within his opponent's guard.
Hitme throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Warren cracks Hitme with a solid left hand.
Hitme scores with a nice shot.
Warren must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Warren passes into half guard under a barage of strikes.
Hitme has hold of Warren's hands but Warren slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#T3#
Hitme manages to get to full guard. #SUB#
Hitme looking for subs off his back but Warren has passed one foot through into half guard.
Hitme tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Warren lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Warren is trying to control. Hitme wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Hitme is trying to get back to full guard.
Warren trying to mount his opponent but Hitme defends it.
Hitme punching from the bottom.
Warren lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Warren is keen to just control but Hitme is a slippery customer.
Warren winds up and cracks Hitme with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T4#
Hitme missing with punches from the bottom.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Warren in particular looking to stall.
Hitme has hold of Warren's hands but Warren slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Hitme manages to get to full guard.
Hitme trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Warren is stalling in the full guard.
Warren advances to half guard.
Hitme tries to get to full guard but Warren has control of the leg.
Warren seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Warren uses his free foot to push down on Hitme's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Hitme.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Joey Warren will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Comeon Hitme's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Warren lands with a big left! Hitme is wobbled badly! Warren comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Hitme to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Joey Warren!

Event: TIT 46 - Melodies v Persley
Date: Sep 16, 2017

#R1#
Wong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hitme looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#CL2#
Wong gets a clinch. #BC2#
Wong's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hitme keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wong.
Hitme has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.#CUT2#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.#CL2#
Wong takes the fight into the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wong.
Wong pressing his opponent against the cage.
A hook to the body from Wong.
Wong struggles to land a body shot inside as Hitme controls his hands.
A frustrated look appears on Hitme's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hitme tries to circle away but Wong has him pinned against the cage.#BC2#
Wong pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Hitme throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hitme is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hitme doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hitme drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#ROC2#
Hitme is rocked!
Hitme leaves his chin hanging out and Wong seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Hitme crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). King Wong!

Event: TIT 42 - Bartlett v Jones
Date: Sep 04, 2017

#R1#
Bolas throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jab from Bolas.
Bolas throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hitme on the side of the head. #CUT#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
A punch lands to the side of Hitme 's head but he takes it in his stride.#ROC#
Hitme is rocked!
Hitme is aggressively charging in as Bolas backs up avoiding any damage. Bolas tosses out a jab and Hitme runs right into it face first! Hitme is out cold! Bolas dropped down on all fours and is barking in Hitme's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nicol Bolas!

Event: TIT 38 - Fury v Monster
Date: Aug 28, 2017

#R1#
Hitme misses with a takedown attempt
and Manchinha counters with a nice body shot.
Manchinha has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Hitme is landing a low percentage of strikes.
The fighters circling - Hitme throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Manchinha dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hitme takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Manchinha fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hitme on the side of the head.
Hitme will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Manchinha throws a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Manchinha cracks a nice hook into Hitme's ribs.
Manchinha lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hitme at a distance.
Hitme throws a sloppy body shot
and Manchinha counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Elias Manchinha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Hitme throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Manchinha counters with a straight right hand.
Manchinha throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hitme.
Manchinha connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hitme's hands.#CL#
Hitme rushes Manchinha and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A right hand to the body from Manchinha.
A nice right hand lands inside from Manchinha. #TD#
Hitme jumps guard.
Hitme doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Hitme looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitme is working hard here to advance position.
Hitme throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back. #T2#
Manchinha preventing the sweep.
Hitme striking off his back but it's not causing Manchinha any problems.
Hitme lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Manchinha has momentary wrist control but Hitme slips an elbow through the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hitme with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hitme postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Hitme has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Manchinha working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hitme.
Hitme postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hitme throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hitme postures up in Manchinha's guard and throws a big left but Manchinha blocks it.
Hitme postures up in Manchinha's guard and throws a big left but Manchinha blocks it.
Hitme landing some decent shots from guard. #T3#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hitme accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Manchinha working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hitme.
Hitme working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Manchinha's head.
Hitme passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Hitme cracks Manchinha with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Hitme working the ground and pound.
Manchinha parries the strikes from Hitme easily there. Hitme is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Manchinha to escape. #SUB#
Hitme has an Americana. Manchinha didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Hitme is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Hitme hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Comeon Hitme!
Comeon Hitme thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: TIT 31 - Booker v Dennis
Date: Aug 15, 2017

#R1##CL#
Hitme closes the distance and clinches. #BC#
Hitme escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hitme takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CL2#
Jones gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hitme fails to pull guard.
Jones is working Hitme over against the cage.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jones lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hitme.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jones lands a right hand.
Jones working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitme is looking to break free of the clinch but Jones has double underhooks.
Hitme blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Hitme uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Jones tries to work over Hitme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hitme.
Jones tries a body shot but Hitme blocks it.
Hitme trying to land knees to the body.
Hitme blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Hitme avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Hitme.
Jones scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land. #TD#
Hitme has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Jones uses from the top position.
Hitme doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Hitme has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.#T2#
Hitme bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jones's guard. #REVR#
Hitme throws a big right hand that misses.
Jones keeping full guard, as Hitme tries to pass.
Jones wants to sweep here but Hitme controlling him for the moment.
Jones really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hitme. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hitme distracts Jones with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jones is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Hitme is controlling him.
Jones keeping full guard, as Hitme tries to pass.
Hitme throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T3#
Hitme chips away with some ground and pound.
Hitme passes easily into side control. Nice work.#SUB#
Hitme has an Americana. Jones didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Hitme is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Hitme hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Comeon Hitme!
After winning the bout, Comeon Hitme thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: TIT 17 - Baby v Booker
Date: Jul 19, 2017

#R1#
Banel throws a two punch combo that lands nicely. #CUT#
It looks like Comeon Hitme has been cut.
Banel throws a right and a left that Hitme avoids nicely.
Banel tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hitme manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hitme throws a front kick aimed at Banel's knee but Banel avoids it well.
Banel wants to clinch up but Hitme keeps it at a distance.
Banel is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL#
Banel has taken the fight to the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Hitme tightens his grip and picks Banel up, before dumping him to the ground. Banel manages to land in guard.
Hitme connects with a couple of short punches.
Hitme working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hitme pushes down on Banel's leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB2#
Hitme is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Banel sees it coming and defends easily.
Hitme has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T1#
Hitme lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Hitme scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hitme connects with a nice short shot to Banel's temple.
Hitme winds up and cracks Banel with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Hitme drops an elbow to the side of Banel's head.
Banel on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hitme lands a big elbow - Banel is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Hitme!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Comeon Hitme!
A relieved looking Comeon Hitme thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: TIT 7 - Riberio v Talisay
Date: Jun 27, 2017

#R1#
Hitme looks for the body kick but Jones saw that one coming.
Jones tries to counter by closing the distance.
Jones scores with a jab to the head.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hitme swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hitme drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jones sprawls and moves away.
Hitme walks into a left hand.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Hitme takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jones wants to slow Hitme down by chopping away at his legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Hitme scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hitme slips a nice elbow through Jones's hands, connecting with Jones's forehead.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
Jones is trying to control but can't.
Hitme has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1##SUB#
Hitme is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB#
Hitme is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Hitme is nestled in close to Jones, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Hitme throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hitme thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
Hitme throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Jones punching from the bottom.
Hitme not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hitme looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Jones throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Nice strikes from Hitme there.
Hitme throwing shots but Jones is blocking nicely. #T2#
Ground and pound from Hitme. #CUT#
It looks like DeAndre Jones has been cut.
Hitme looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Jones with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #ROC#
Jones is rocked!
Hitme lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Jones quite badly. Jones pulls Hitme in close trying to recover. Hitme postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Jones on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Jones doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Comeon Hitme!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Comeon Hitme waved his t-shirt featuring Quark's 's logo in front of the cameras.

Event: TIT it's a beautiful thing
Date: Jun 13, 2017

#R1#
Hitme takes one on the button.
Hitme looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hatfield fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#CL2#
Hitme gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nice body punch from Hatfield.
Hatfield cracks Hitme with a nice body shot.#TD2#
Hitme gets a trip takedown into half guard.#ES#
Hatfield manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Hitme keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitme tries to land knees in the clinch but Hatfield avoids the damage to the body.
Hatfield can't find room to land a body shot as Hitme controls the action.
Hitme drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Hatfield gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Hatfield lands a right hand. #T1#
Nice body punch from Hatfield - that landed with a thud. #TD2#
Hitme ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Hitme no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Hatfield trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitme is trying to keep Hatfield in close.
Hitme has control of Hatfield's left arm, preventing Hatfield from doing any damage.
Hitme is trying to control the position but Hatfield postures up.
Hatfield postures up in Hitme's guard and throws a big left but Hitme blocks it.
Hatfield throws an elbow that misses. Hitme uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Hatfield's guard. Nice move by Hitme!#REVB##T2#
Hitme won't allow Hatfield to sweep him here.
Hitme trying to control but Hatfield is working from the bottom.
Hatfield is trying to control the position but Hitme postures up.
Hitme trying to control but Hatfield is working from the bottom.
Hitme is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Hatfield keeping moving, preventing Hitme from controlling successfully.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Hatfield working a defensive guard here. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hitme takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T3#
Hitme keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hatfield dips to his left and cracks Hitme with an uppercut!
Hatfield fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hitme looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hatfield digs a good hook to Hitme's body.
Hitme throws a wild body kick that Hatfield sees coming a mile off.
Hatfield scores with a hook to the body. Hitme takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hatfield punishes Hitme's body with a nice straight punch.
Hatfield thuds a left hand into Hitme's body.
Hitme takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hatfield dodges the punch combination from Hitme.
Hitme looks winded!#T4#
Hitme takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hatfield connects with a single shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hatfield tries to clinch there but Hitme circles away.
Hatfield scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hitme doesn't seem bothered though.
Hatfield throws a body punch but Hitme moves out of range.
Hatfield lands a nice shot that snaps Hitme's head back.
Hatfield blocks a low kick nicely.
Hatfield moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hatfield blocks a head kick by Hitme.
Hatfield ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hitme moves away.
Hatfield digs a good hook to Hitme's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guntank Hatfield dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Hatfield misses with a wild body shot.
And Hitme tries to counter it with a takedown but Hatfield pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Hatfield lands a nice shot to the body.
Guntank Hatfield seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hitme finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hatfield fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hitme manages to avoid it.
Hatfield just misses with a punch to the body.
Hatfield moves out of range of the body kick from Hitme.
Hatfield wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hatfield leaves Hitme with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Hitme throws a body punch but Hatfield moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hatfield misses with a body shot.
Hatfield is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hitme can do to turn this around?
Hatfield throws a body shot but no joy.
Hitme looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#CL#
Hatfield closes the distance and pushes Hitme back into the cage.#T1#
Hatfield lands a right hand.
Hatfield lands a right hand.
Hatfield cracks Hitme with a nice body shot.
Hatfield misses with a body punch.
Hatfield tries to work over Hitme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hatfield is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Hitme is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Hatfield is defending well.
A body shot lands from Hatfield.
Hitme is breathing heavily.
A left hand lands to the body for Hatfield. #BC#
Hatfield breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Hatfield gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T2#
Hatfield holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Hatfield lands a body shot.
Hatfield keeps control of Hitme as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hitme has had enough of the clinch but Hatfield keeps him there for the moment.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hatfield.
Hatfield just leaning against Hitme, taking a breather.
A short uppercut from Hatfield.
Hatfield lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hatfield tries to work over Hitme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hatfield lands a body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hatfield lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hatfield. #T3#
Hitme is working for takedown but Hatfield is calmly controlling the position for now.
Guntank Hatfield has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Comeon Hitme.
Hatfield lands a hook that snaps the head of Hitme backwards.
Hatfield can't find room to land a body shot as Hitme controls the action.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Hatfield controlling the action here for a moment.
Hatfield seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
A shot in the inside from Hatfield.
Hatfield lands a nice shot to the body.
Hatfield works on Hitme's body with a couple of short punches.
A short body shot lands from Hatfield as the two fighters clinch.
Hatfield lands with a light punch inside.
Hatfield lands a shoulder strike. #T4#
Hatfield digs a right hand into Hitme's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hitme's gas tank. #BC#
Hatfield escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hatfield lands with a shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Hatfield. Beautiful body shot.
Hitme on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Hatfield drives through and clinches with Hitme against the cage.
Hatfield lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A body shot lands from Hatfield.
A hook to the body from Hatfield.
Hatfield lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hatfield lands a nice shot to the body.
Hatfield lands with a short shot to the head.
Hatfield lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hitme or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guntank Hatfield dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Hitme is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Hatfield moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Guntank Hatfield!
Guntank Hatfield made sure to mention his sponsor, Quark's in his post fight interview.

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