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Event: AKF 35 | Durand vs. Benedetti     
Date:   Jan 15, 2022
#R1#
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but John moved out of range nicely.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
John throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
John staying out of range there.
Bastard looks to land a combination but John avoids it well.
John staying out of range there.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
John seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Bastard keeps the fight on the outside.
John ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
John tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bastard manages to circle out of the way.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
John is looking to counter the offense by Bastard and move into the clinch.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
John throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Bastard swings for the body but John moves out of range.
John definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bastard lands with a good body shot.
John showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
John is looking to counter the offense by Bastard and move into the clinch.#T1#
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but John uses good head movement to avoid it.
John throws an overhand right that has Bastard reeling! John follows up with more punches and Bastard is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Papa John!

 

Event: AKF 30 | Ringnes vs. Valentine     
Date:   Dec 11, 2021
#R1#
Pryor uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Pryor.
Pryor lands a jab.
Pryor scores with a leg kick.
Pryor moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pryor slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Nice body punch from Pryor.
Pryor moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pryor fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pryor has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Razor Sharp Training Systems in the buildup to the fight.
Pryor scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Pryor dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for Pryor. That snapped Bastard's head back.
Bastard scores with a one two! Pryor had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Bastard throws a hook but Pryor blocks it.
Pryor lands a jab.
Pryor lands a jab.#ROC#Bastard is rocked!
Bastard tries to bum rush Pryor with a series of wild strikes but Pryor uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Pryor finish him?
Pryor lands a right hook to the body. #T1#
Pryor swinging wildly here.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Pryor's head but Pryor sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Good shot there by Pryor.
Pryor throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pryor throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Bastard on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Pryor moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Richard Pryor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab lands there for Pryor.
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
Pryor is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pryor.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pryor. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pryor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard lands with a cross.
Bastard tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pryor clobbers Bastard with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Pryor lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pryor lands a lovely overhand right.
Bastard takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T2#
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pryor sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Pryor fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pryor fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pryor missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastard! But no joy.
Pryor dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pryor connects with a single shot there.
Pryor connects with a solid leg kick. #CL#
Pryor clinches.
Pryor lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Pryor throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Pryor pushes Bastard back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Pryor lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pryor tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Pryor looking to throw knees to the head but Bastard is blocking nicely.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Pryor lands with a left to the head.
Bastard's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bastard. #T3#
Bastard looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Pryor with a knee to the head.
Pryor scores a nice knee to the body.
Bastard looks winded!
Pryor throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Pryor has Bastard pressed against the ropes, preventing Bastard from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pryor trying to land knees to the body.
Pryor throws a head punch that misses.
A hook to the body from Pryor.
Bastard tries to circle away but Pryor has him pinned against the ropes.
Pryor throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bastards head.
Still in the clinch, Pryor scores with a nice short uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pryor.
Bastard tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pryor's elbow.
Pryor lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T4#
Pryor misses with a punch on the inside.
Pryor lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Pryor.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Pryor.
Bastard blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pryor lands a nice uppercut.
Pryor scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bastard tries to break free but Pryor pushes him back against the ropes.
Bastard tries to circle away but Pryor has him pinned against the ropes.
Pryor scores with a knee to the head.
Pryor throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pryor working Bastard over with knees to the body.
Pryor has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
A shot in the inside from Pryor.
Pryor misses with some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Pryor dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
A nice leg kick lands there from Pryor.
Bastard with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pryor to score with a decent uppercut.
Pryor is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
Pryor throws a front kick that sends Bastard stumbling back into the ropes.
Pryor thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Pryor.
Bastard walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pryor throws a quick inside leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Bastard 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bastard has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Pryor finds it's way round the side to connect with Bastard's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pryor ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Pryor takes one to the chin there.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pryor circles away quickly and effectively.
Pryor throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Pryor.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Richard Pryor is winning the standup battle so far.
Pryor misses with a body shot.
Pryor cracks Bastard with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Bastard is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Bastard is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Bastard could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Richard Pryor!
Our winner, Richard Pryor, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: AKF 26 | Durand vs. Bandichoo     
Date:   Nov 13, 2021
#R1#
Bastard misses with a combination
enabling Cooke to counter with a crisp jab.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
A little feinted left hand from Cooke on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Cooke avoids them all with ease.
A little feinted left hand from Cooke on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Cooke counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Cooke to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#Bastard is rocked!
Bastard tests Cooke's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It looked like Cooke wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Cooke avoids them all with ease.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Cooke cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Cooke finish him?
Bastard clobbers Cooke with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard misses with a right hand
enabling Cooke to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
Cooke looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bastard darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#ROC2#Cooke is rocked!
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Oh Cooke is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've been told by Cooke's head coaches at Roosters Coop that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cooke walks straight into devastating uppercut and drops to the floor, clearly wobbled! Can he beat the count? 4,5,6,7... he's up! And he's down again! The ref steps in and calls an end to the fight! What a punch that was!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Altitude Clothing, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: AKF 20 | Benedetti vs. Durand     
Date:   Oct 02, 2021
#R1#
Nice body punch from Collins.
Donk. Bastard catches Collins right on the button with a cross.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Collins.
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Collins lands with a hook. Bastard tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Collins misses.
Collins chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bastard misses with a right hand #CL#
and Collins counters by moving into the clinch. #BC#
Collins pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Collins lands a really nice looking cross but Bastard seems unphased.
Bastard swings for the body but Collins moves out of range.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Collins is out of range.
Collins shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bastard eats them both and turns towards Collins to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Collins throws out a loose jab but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Collins misses with a few strikes there.
No joy there for Collins, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Collins tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Collins throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Collins ducks down to avoid it. #T1#
Collins misses with a few strikes there.
Collins's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bastard under the eye.
Bastard ducks right into an uppercut from Collins.
Collins throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard moves away from the strike by Collins.
Collins jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Collins's head but Collins sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Collins connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Collins moves out of range of the strikes.
Collins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Collins is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Collins thows a left - swing and a miss!
Collins misses with a jab, cross combination.
Despite the aggression on Bastard's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Collins is just out of range.#CL#
Collins has closed the distance and engaged Bastard in a clinch. #BC#
Collins breaks from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A bone on bone clash there as Bastard blocks the leg kick.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Collins lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #T2#
Bastard throws an off balance right hand
and Collins cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and Collins counters with a left and a right that stings Bastard. #ROC#Bastard is rocked!
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Collins finish him?
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Nice defenses there by Collins.
Collins was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Collins.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard throws a hook but Collins blocks it.
Collins tries to work over Bastard's front leg with a kick but Bastard checks it.
Collins misses with a two punch combination.
Bastard showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Collins.
Bastard moves out of range of the body kick from Collins.
Collins keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Collins slips under a jab.
Collins looks to land a combination. Bastard sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Collins slips a straight right by Bastard.
Collins ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.#T3#
A jab from Collins finds it's way through Bastard's defenses.
Collins lands an overhand right.
Bastard takes a swing at Collins's ribcage but misses.
Collins with a jab.
Bastard slips a jab and a cross from Collins.
Collins lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Collins pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Collins scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bastard throws the left hand but Collins avoids the punch easily.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Collins.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard slips under a jab.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Collins moves away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Collins tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Collins is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.#KD#
Collins clips Bastard with a right and a left that makes him do the chicken dance for a couple of seconds. He touched his left hand down on the canvas so the referee steps between the fighters to give Bastard a standing 8 count before we can continue the bout.
Collins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Collins looks to land a combination but Bastard avoids it well.
Collins sizes up Bastard with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Collins scores with a punch to the head.
Bastard lands with a hook. Collins tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #T4#
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard throws a jab when Collins was well out of range.
Collins tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bastard manages to circle out of the way.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Collins seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Collins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Collins throws a nice looking combination but Bastard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Collins.#KD#
Collins closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Bastard crashing to the mat! Bastard uses the ropes to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!
Collins lands a lovely overhand right.
Bastard lands with a right hand.
Bastard slips a jab and a cross from Collins.
Bastard misses the jab.
Collins bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Collins stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Collins moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Collins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bastard moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bastard takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Collins fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Collins dominated that round.
That's time! Collins's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Collins uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard scores with a body shot.
Michael Collins is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Collins avoids it well.
Bastard takes a swing at Collins's ribcage but misses.
Bastard is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Collins.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Collins bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
It looked like Collins wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Collins is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
A big left from Collins misses.
As Collins backs off Bastard throws a huge counter combo but Collins manages to avoid it all.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard walks into a left hand. #KD#
Collins closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Bastard crashing to the mat! Bastard uses the ropes to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Collins defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Collins throws a wild body kick that Bastard sees coming a mile off.
No joy there for Collins, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard blocks a leg kick.
Michael Collins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Collins throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot. #T1#
Collins misses with a straight left.
Bastard takes a swing at Collins's ribcage but misses.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Collins swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #CL#
Collins moves into the clinch.#BC#
Collins pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Collins swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Collins lands a slapping body shot.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Collins avoids nicely.
Collins misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bastard dodges the punch combination from Collins.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Bastard swings for the body but Collins moves out of range.
Bastard is breathing heavily.
Collins misses with a wild combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes from Collins. Those never looked like landing. #T2#
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard throws a hook but Collins blocks it.
Bastard throws the left hand but Collins avoids the punch easily.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Collins misses with a few strikes there.
Collins scores with a one two! Bastard had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bastard throws a hook but Collins blocks it.
Left hook, right uppercut from Collins.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Collins cracks Bastard with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
No joy there for Collins, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard takes a swing at Collins's ribcage but misses.
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Collins goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Collins is looking to counter punch.
Bastard avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #T3#
Collins tries a low kick but Bastard avoids it.
Bastard swats away the attempt to clinch by Collins.
Collins ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Collins swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bastard moves away from the strike by Collins.
Collins throws a hook but Bastard avoids it easily.
Collins shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bastard eats them both and turns towards Collins to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Collins is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bastard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Collins's head backwards.
Collins misses with a looping left.
Collins misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Collins tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard slips a jab from Collins.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Bastard throws a combination. Collins tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.#T4#
Collins tries to clinch there but Bastard circles away.
Bastard pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Collins back to the ropes. Bastard follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Collins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Collins.
Collins lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Collins.
Collins's corner calls for a 1-2. Collins obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bastard lands the left hand.#CL#
Collins has Bastard up against the ropes in a clinch. #BC#
Collins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Collins takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Collins tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Collins moves away and avoids it.
Bastard misses with the combination.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Collins dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Bastard takes a swing at Collins's ribcage but misses.
Collins moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Collins looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Collins.
A combination from Collins does no damage.
Bastard gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
Bastard blocks a jab.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Collins counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard scores with a decent looking hook.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Collins moves away.
Bastard lands a two punch combo.
Bastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Collins getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Collins.
Bastard let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#T1#
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Collins.
Bastard moves out of range as Collins strikes.#CL#
Collins clinches up with Bastard and pushes him back against the ropes.
Bastard swings wildly with an uppercut but Collins uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Collins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Donk. Collins catches Bastard right on the button with a cross.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Collins.
Bastard slips a straight right by Collins.
Collins doesn't manage to clinch there - Bastard circles away.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Collins throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Collins moves away.
Bastard swings for the body but Collins moves out of range.
Collins uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bastard counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Collins connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bastard momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard defending well as Collins loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard moves forwards but Collins connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Collins throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Collins slips a straight right by Bastard.#T3#
Collins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Collins looks to land a combination but Bastard avoids it well.
Collins will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard thuds a left hand into Collins's body.
Collins throws a right and a left that both miss.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastard! But no joy.
Collins takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Collins lands a right hook to the body.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Collins ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard lands the left hand.
Nice jab there from Bastard.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Collins counters with a nice uppercut. #T4#
Collins looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Collins saw that one coming.
Bastard scores with a nice right hand.
Collins throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Collins.
Nice uppercut lands for Collins. That snapped Bastard's head back.
Bastard throws a body punch but Collins moves out of range.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Collins.
Bastard looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Collins lands a two punch combo.
Collins misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
Bastard tries to move into range but Collins moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Michael Collins is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Collins is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bastard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Michael Collins showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Collins has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight for Michael Collins!
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Michael Collins!
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Michael Collins!

Michael Collins wins by unanimous decision!

Michael Collins tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: AKF 16 | Cobb vs. Robbins     
Date:   Sep 04, 2021
#R1#
Backman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bastard throws a sloppy body shot
and Backman counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC#Bastard is rocked!
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Backman finish him?
Bastard throws a right hand that Backman ducks under and follows up with a left that Backman also avoids with ease.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Crunch! Backman slams his shin into Bastard's torso.
Backman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Backman scores with a one two! Bastard had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Backman moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
That kick from Backman tenderised Bastard's leg. Bastard is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Backman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Backman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Backman looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A slapping leg kick lands for Backman.
Backman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Backman scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bastard doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Backman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.#T1#
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Backman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Backman appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Backman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Backman slips under a jab from Bastard.
Nice cross by Bastard.
Nice defenses there by Backman.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Backman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Backman fakes the leg kick and cracks Bastard in the body.
Bastard misses with a combination
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Backman takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard misses with a right hand
letting Backman counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard drops his guard momentarily, allowing Backman to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Bastard! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Backman takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). George Backman!
George Backman decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: AKF 13 | Cobb vs. Saint     
Date:   Aug 14, 2021
#R1#
Underwood throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
The fighters circling - Underwood throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Underwood on the side of the head.
Underwood scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Underwood takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Underwood's shoulder, as Underwood tries to avoid the shot.
Underwood throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard blocks the body kick.
Underwood waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard.
Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Underwood in his tracks.
Underwood throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Underwood works Bastard's body with a nice hook.
Bastard throws a one two combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Underwood is out of range.
Bastard throws a hook but Underwood avoids it easily.
It seemed like Underwood was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Underwood is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks. #T1#
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Underwood slips the punch.
Underwood looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Underwood misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Underwood takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Underwood counters with a low kick, right behind Bastard 's knee.
Underwood scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bastard defending well as Underwood loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Underwood connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Underwood loads up on a big right hand but Bastard slips the punch.
Bastard lands with a nice body punch.
Underwood misses with a left hand
and Underwood takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Underwood counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Underwood fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A head kick from Underwood lands but Bastard takes it in his stride.
Underwood ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T2#
Underwood throws the left hand but Bastard avoids the punch easily.
Underwood throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Underwood keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Underwood stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jab from Underwood.
Underwood comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Underwood throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Underwood dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bastard. That did some damage!
A jab from Underwood misses.
Bastard scores with a punch to the head.
A shot to the body from Bastard misses
and Underwood counters with a thumping low kick.
Bastard swings for the body but Underwood moves out of range.
Underwood misses with a head kick.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Underwood connects with a single shot there.#T3#
Underwood lands with a shot to the body.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Underwood avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bastard takes one on the button.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
and Underwood counters with a left to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Bastard there.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Underwood bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Underwood darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Underwood misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
Underwood lands a body shot. #T4#
Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Underwood.
Bastard went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Underwood.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Underwood! But no joy.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Underwood saw that one coming.
Underwood lands with a hook. Bastard tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Underwood throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard lands a nice shot to the body.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A countering left hand to the body from Underwood misses.
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Underwood throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Underwood throws out the jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Underwood slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Underwood displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Underwood pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lazy Bastard will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Bastard misses with a hook
and Underwood counters with a right hand to the body.
Underwood throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bastard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Underwood moved out of range.
Bastard jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Underwood explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Underwood chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Underwood waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard.
A big left from Underwood misses.
Bastard walks into a jab.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Underwood is just out of range.
Underwood appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Underwood connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That kick from Underwood tenderised Bastard's leg. Bastard is trying to keep his angry face on.
Underwood jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Underwood's head backwards.
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.#T1#
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Underwood throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Underwood misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Underwood.
Underwood shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bastard walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Underwood counters with an outside leg kick.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Underwood counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard throws a hook but Underwood blocks it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Underwood. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Underwood throws a body kick that misses.
Gage Underwood seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Underwood bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard misses with a hook. Underwood ducked under it nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Underwood there.
A cross from Bastard lands.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and Underwood counters with a right hand to the body.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A shot to the body from Bastard misses
and Underwood counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bastard's knee momentarily.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Underwood.
Bastard scores with a punch to the head.
Underwood lands the left hand.
Underwood lands a jab to the nose.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A solid body kick from Underwood.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T3#
Underwood uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Underwood tries a quick counter leg kick but Bastard is wise to it.
Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Underwood.
Underwood's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bastard under the eye.
Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Underwood in his tracks.
Underwood cracks a nice hook into Bastard's ribs.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Underwood moves away.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Underwood moves away.
Underwood moves out of range of the strikes.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Underwood avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Underwood bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Underwood swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Underwood looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Underwood.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Underwood looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T4#
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Underwood with a nice calf kick.
Bastard throws the left hand but Underwood avoids the punch easily.
Underwood throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Underwood looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard takes a swing at Underwood's ribcage but misses.
Underwood misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Underwood looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Underwood ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
A shot to the body from Bastard misses
and Underwood counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Underwood thuds a left hand into Bastard's body.
Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Underwood avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Underwood misses with a looping right.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Underwood manages to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Gage Underwood will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Underwood counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab from Underwood misses.
Underwood connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bastard's hands.
Underwood defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Bastard lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bastard throws a body punch but Underwood moves out of range.
Bastard throws a right hand that Underwood ducks under and follows up with a left that Underwood also avoids with ease.
Underwood looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard cracks Underwood with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Underwood misses the shot to the body.
Bastard lands with an uppercut that bounces Underwood off the ropes and back into range.
Bastard slips a jab from Underwood.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Underwood.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
A little jabbing left from Underwood on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Underwood ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Underwood throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.#T1#
Bastard takes a jab right on the kisser.
Underwood throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Underwood stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Underwood chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Underwood throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Underwood jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Underwood feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bastards jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Bastard gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Underwood misses with a looping right.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Underwood flicks out a counter leg kick but Bastard steps away.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Underwood counters with a nice kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Underwood lands a nice hook to Bastard's body. Bastard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #T2#
Underwood connects with a leg kick.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Underwood.
Underwood has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Underwood has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Underwood misses with a head kick.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Underwood counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Underwood.
Underwood scores with a leg kick.
Bastard lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Underwood thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Underwood misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Good leg kick by Underwood.
Underwood lands a nice looking body shot. #T3#
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Underwood.
Underwood throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Underwood.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Underwood uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and Underwood counters with a stiff right hand.
Underwood defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Underwood keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Underwood counters with a leg kick.
Underwood uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Underwood throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Underwood throws out a loose jab but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Underwood lands with an overhand left.#T4#
Bastard swings away with a body shot that misses
and Underwood connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Underwood scores with a decent looking hook.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Underwood counters with a nice uppercut.
Underwood takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bastard scores with a nice head shot.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Underwood misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard misses with a jab to the body
and Underwood counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bastard walks into a straight right hand from Underwood.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gage Underwood comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Underwood has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight for Gage Underwood!
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight for Gage Underwood!
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight for Gage Underwood!

Gage Underwood wins by unanimous decision!

Gage Underwood bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: Ambush 8: Rram VS Bastard     
Date:   Jul 10, 2021
#R1#
Rram walks into a jab.
Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rram in his tracks.
Rram uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Rram is just out of range.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard misses with a hook. Rram ducked under it nicely.
Rram looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Rram fails to land with a series of punches.
Rram moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rram moves away.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rram lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard walks into a stiff left hand from Rram.
Rram misses with a series of wild punches.
Rram connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rram steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
As Bastard looks to move away, Rram throws a big counter combo but Bastard just gets out of the way.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Rram moves out of range.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T1#
Bastard tries to move into range but Rram moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Rram steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Rram definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bastard takes a swing at Rram's ribcage but misses.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Rram moved out of range nicely.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Rram is out of range.
Rram moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Rram ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rram.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bastard tries to bum rush Rram with a series of wild strikes but Rram uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rram lands a nice shot to the body.
Rram throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rram bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Rram's shoulder, as Rram tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Rram defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand. #T2#
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rram.
Rram was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rram ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard looks winded!
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Rram is out of range.
Rram is looking to wear down Bastard with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bastard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Rram connects with a leg kick.
Rram swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A low kick lands for Rram.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rram.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rram misses with a two punch combination.
Despite the aggression on Bastard's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Rram keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Rram lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #T3#
Bastard moves forwards but Rram connects with a nice, crisp jab.#ROC#Bastard is rocked!
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard takes one to the side of the head.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Rram finish him?
Rram keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard blocks a low kick nicely.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard misses with a double jab. #CL#
Rram moves into the clinch successfully. #BC#
Rram breaks the clinch.
Bastard misses the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Rram on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard blocks a jab.
Bastard jabs at Rram's body.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rram fails to land with a series of punches.
A nice side step and Bastard releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rram looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rram slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Rram quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Bastard with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rram to score with a decent uppercut.
Rram connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#T4#
Rram slips under a jab.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Rram misses with the combination.
Rram is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.#CL#
Rram moves into range and clinches up with Bastard.
Rram tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
Rram manages to break the clinch.
Bastard misses the jab.
Bastard swings for the body but Rram moves out of range.
Rram fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Good standup being displayed there by Rram as he connects with a hook.
Rram connects with a body shot.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Rram.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard tests Rram's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rram keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bastard.
Rram throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rram misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Yajson Rram will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rram looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Rram connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bastard lands the left hand.
Rram stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bastard swings for the body but Rram moves out of range.
Rram moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Rram uses good head movement to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Rram on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rram moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rram throws a right and a left that Bastard avoids nicely.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Rram takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A punch lands to the side of Bastard 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Rram displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rram throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rram thuds a left hand into Bastard's body.
A big right from Rram misses.
Rram misses the jab.
Bastard throws a counter combo.
Yajson Rram is winning the standup battle so far.
Rram cracks Bastard with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rram throws a right hand that Bastard ducks under and follows up with a left that Bastard also avoids with ease.
Rram looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.#T1#
Rram missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard misses with a looping right.#CL#
Rram fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the ropes.
Bastard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Rram avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rram appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bastard punishes Rram's body with a nice straight punch.
Bastard showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rram.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Rram!
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Rram lands with a nice body kick.
A big right from Bastard misses. #T2#
Rram scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rram throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Rram's shoulder, as Rram tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Rram sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard slips a straight right by Rram.
Rram takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rram with a nice cross.
Yajson Rram is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Rram avoids it well.
Bastard is breathing heavily.
Rram slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Rram throws a big counter combination but Bastard scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Rram tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rram throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rram tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rram misses with a double jab.
Jab, jab by Rram - just one landing.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rram takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #T3#
Bastard defending well as Rram loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard throws out a counter right but Rram avoids it with no problem.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rram throws a good cross that connects.
Bastard has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bastard with a jab.
A shot to the liver by Rram. Beautiful body shot.
Rram looks to land a combination but Bastard avoids it well.
Bastard lands a jab.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rram.
Rram walks into a straight right hand from Bastard.
Rram avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rram. Rram circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rram fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A combination from Rram does no damage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rram.
Rram lands with a straight right. Bastard didn't see that one coming.
Rram throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Nice uppercut there from Rram.
Rram wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Bastard lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#KD#
Rram connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Bastard onto his butt! Bastard bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.#T4#
Rram digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
Rram misses with a straight left.
Bastard stalks Rram and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rram's face. Rram staggers backwards, shaken.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rram circles away quickly and effectively.
Rram swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rram manages to avoid it.
Rram slips under a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Rram does a little dance to reset his feet.
An attempted straight right counter from Rram misses the target.
Rram scores with a hook.
Rram throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #CL#
Rram closes the distance and pushes Bastard back into the ropes.
Rram lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC#
Rram breaks from the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bastard on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Rram is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
Rram defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Rram throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rram with a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yajson Rram dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Rram.
Rram was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bastard's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Rram slips a straight right by Bastard.
Rram throwing a counter right hand but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Rram works Bastard's body with a nice hook.
Rram dances in with a quick combination. Bastard is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Rram snaps Bastard's head back. Bastard stumbles backwards against the ropes. Rram steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Bastard's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Bastard just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Yajson Rram!
A very excited looking Yajson Rram made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: TWGC 34 (155lbs, D2): Las Vegas Qualifier - Round 2     
Date:   Jun 30, 2021





173 cm
29 yrs
155 lbs



190 cm
35 yrs
162 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 12 wins and 1 losses; Ken Irrawaddy! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Lazy Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Nice sprawl there from Bastard as Irrawaddy shoots in.
Bastard leaves Irrawaddy with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#CL2#
Bastard rushes Irrawaddy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD#
Irrawaddy gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Irrawaddy (2) vs (0) Bastard
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Bastard makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bastard.
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Irrawaddy is one step ahead there.
Irrawaddy wants to pass the guard but Bastard is keeping the position.
Bastard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Irrawaddy sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Irrawaddy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T1#
Bastard is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Irrawaddy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Bastard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Irrawaddy won't allow Bastard to sweep him here.
Bastard has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Irrawaddy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T2#
Irrawaddy stopping the sweep attempt from Bastard.
Irrawaddy being controlled here momentarily.
Bastard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bastard trying to keep a closed guard but Irrawaddy is proving a slippery customer.
Irrawaddy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bastard holds on and takes a little breather.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Irrawaddy controls from within his opponent's guard.
Bastard keeping full guard, as Irrawaddy tries to pass. #T3#
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Irrawaddy is one step ahead there.
Bastard keeping full guard, as Irrawaddy tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Irrawaddy slips nicely into half guard.
Bastard is in trouble now - Irrawaddy has advanced to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Irrawaddy (5) vs (0) Bastard
Irrawaddy is trying to take his opponent's back.
Bastard really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Irrawaddy controlling his opponent. #T4#
Bastard really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Irrawaddy content just to control the position here.
Bastard wants to hold on but Irrawaddy pushes him away.
Bastard tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Irrawaddy controlling from mount.
Irrawaddy tries to control but Bastard wriggling away.
Bastard is trying desperately to improve position.
Bastard gets back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T5#
Bastard tries to get to full guard but Irrawaddy has control of the leg.
Bastard holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Irrawaddy wants to pass the guard but Bastard is defending well.
Irrawaddy controlling the action here.
Bastard won't allow Irrawaddy to pass to mount.
Bastard has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Irrawaddy is working away from the top position though.
Bastard wants to improve his position but Irrawaddy is controlling well. #T6#
Irrawaddy tries to pass to full mount but Bastard defends it.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Irrawaddy in particular looking to stall.
Bastard is trying to get back to full guard.
Irrawaddy controlling the action here.
Bastard is doing well to control the position and prevent Irrawaddy from advancing to side control.
Irrawaddy looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Irrawaddy is looking to take a break and control but Bastard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T7#
Bastard is looking to improve his position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Bastard is looking to improve his position.
Bastard is still trying to improve position.
Bastard holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Irrawaddy is taking a breather. Bastard says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#T8#
Bastard slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Irrawaddy preventing the sweep.
Bastard trying to keep a closed guard but Irrawaddy is proving a slippery customer.
Bastard seems keen to control Irrawaddy's posture.
Irrawaddy content to stall in guard here.
Bastard wants to sweep here but Irrawaddy controlling him for the moment.
Bastard keeping full guard, as Irrawaddy tries to pass.
Bastard being controlled here, momentarily. #T9#
Irrawaddy wants to pass the guard but Bastard is keeping the position.
Irrawaddy wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Bastard not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Irrawaddy slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Irrawaddy has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T10#
Bastard controlling the position.
Irrawaddy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Irrawaddy trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Irrawaddy postures up.
Irrawaddy is stalling in the full guard. #T11#
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Irrawaddy from controlling successfully.
Irrawaddy wants to pass the guard but Bastard is keeping the position.
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Irrawaddy is one step ahead there.
Irrawaddy content to stall in guard here.
Bastard manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Irrawaddy manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Irrawaddy (5) vs (2) Bastard#T12#
Irrawaddy being controlled here, momentarily.
Irrawaddy has Bastard pulled in close to control his posture.
Irrawaddy can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bastard controls the pace.
Bastard trying to control but Irrawaddy is working from the bottom.
Bastard is fighting to break Irrawaddy's control of his arms but Irrawaddy is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Bastard stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Irrawaddy swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T13#
Bastard wants to control from the top but Irrawaddy keeps moving.
Bastard controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Irrawaddy controlling Bastard's posture.
Bastard sitting in guard here, content to control.
Irrawaddy has control of Bastard's left arm, preventing Bastard from doing any damage.
Bastard is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T14#
Irrawaddy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bastard is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bastard trying to control but Irrawaddy is working from the bottom.
Bastard is fighting to break Irrawaddy's control of his arms but Irrawaddy is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Irrawaddy wants to sweep but no luck.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bastard content to stall in guard here.
Irrawaddy is pulling down on Bastard's head to control his posture.

And that's the end of the fight!
Irrawaddy takes the fight on points by 5 to 2.

 

Event: TWGC 34 (155lbs, D2): Las Vegas Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   Jun 29, 2021





178 cm
27 yrs
150 lbs



190 cm
35 yrs
162 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Vladimir Konstantinov! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Lazy Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL2#
Bastard clinches up with Konstantinov and pushes him back against the cage.
Konstantinov gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bastard.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#TD#
Konstantinov jumps guard and drags Bastard to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Bastard trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bastard is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Bastard pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Konstantinov is keeping the position for now.
Bastard seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Konstantinov has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Konstantinov keeping moving, preventing Bastard from controlling successfully.
Bastard showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T1#
Bastard wants to pass the guard but Konstantinov is keeping the position.
Bastard's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Konstantinov keeping moving, preventing Bastard from controlling successfully. #T2#
Bastard passes Konstantinov's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Konstantinov is concentrating on defense, preventing Bastard from advancing position.
Bastard stalling.
Konstantinov is not content to let Bastard control the position.
Bastard trying to pass the guard but Konstantinov defending well.
Bastard content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T3#
Konstantinov controlling the position well.
Bastard is pressing down on Konstantinov's thigh, looking to free his foot. Konstantinov is holding on for now.
Bastard perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Bastard is continuing to stall.#T4#
Bastard trying to pass the guard but Konstantinov defending well.
Bastard seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Konstantinov does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Bastard with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The adventures of Bastard the control monster continue. Boring.
Bastard is keen to just control but Konstantinov is a slippery customer.#T5#
Well, if Bastard is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Konstantinov is staying active underneath Bastard, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bastard content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T6#
Konstantinov is trying to get back to full guard.
Konstantinov keeping control of the position.
Bastard wants to lay and pray for a moment but Konstantinov keeps working.
Konstantinov gets full guard.#T7#
Konstantinov has his hands on Bastard's head, controlling the position.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Konstantinov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard is stalling in the full guard.
Bastard is pushing down on Konstantinov's leg trying to pass to half guard. Konstantinov is fighting to maintain full guard but Bastard has managed to sneak the leg through.
Still in half guard, Bastard seems content to control.
Bastard wants to take a breather but Konstantinov is having none of it. #T8##SUB2#
Bastard is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Bastard is looking to take a break and control but Konstantinov is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Konstantinov won't allow Bastard to pass to mount.
Bastard sitting and controlling from the half guard. #SUB2#
Bastard is working for a kimura but Konstantinov is defending it quite comfortably.
Konstantinov tries to get to full guard but Bastard has control of the leg. #T9#
Bastard keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#SUB2#
Bastard is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Bastard is trying to control. Konstantinov wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bastard stalling.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T10#
Konstantinov slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Konstantinov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Konstantinov being controlled here, momentarily.
Let's hope that Bastard has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Konstantinov can't keep his opponent in guard - Bastard advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #T11#
Bastard tries to pass the half guard into mount. Konstantinov knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Konstantinov is not content to let Bastard control the position.
Bastard takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Konstantinov might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Bastard wants to take a breather but Konstantinov is having none of it. #T12#
Konstantinov is trying to maintain the position but Bastard is very close to passing his half guard.
Bastard is trying to control. Konstantinov wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T13#
Konstantinov is trying to get back to full guard.
Konstantinov is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Bastard is looking to take a break and control but Konstantinov is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bastard is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Bastard wants to pass to mount but Konstantinov is defending the position. #T14#
Bastard seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Konstantinov is not content to let Bastard control the position.
Bastard is controlling the pace.
Konstantinov tries to roll over but Bastard keeps him under control.

And that's the end of the fight!
As we have tied on points, we go to a tie breaker and Bastard gets a bonus point for attempting more subs.
Bastard wins on points by 1 to 0.
Lazy Bastard took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Altitude Clothing for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: SYN 801 Warror vs. Syndal     
Date:   May 31, 2021
#R1#
A punch combination from Hero misses.
Hero showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Hero appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hero slips a straight right by Bastard.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
A shot to the body from Bastard misses
letting Hero counter with a right hand.
Bastard scores with the left hand. Hero knows he should have avoided that one.
Bastard steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hero. That one must have hurt.
Bastard cracks a nice hook into Hero's ribs.
Hero swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hero slips a jab from Bastard.
Hero gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Hero counters with an inside leg kick.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Hero was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hero throws a body kick that misses. #T1##TD#
Hero shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bastard is trying to defend but Hero finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Hero not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #SUB#
Hero is looking for a kimura but Bastard is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Hero to get the leverage. #SUB#
Hero is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Bastard is just riding it out for now. Hero eventually gives up the hold.
Bastard is trying to stand back up but Hero is controlling him
Hero sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bastard defending well though.
Hero throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bastard keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hero looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bastard with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hero is trying to control. Bastard wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bastard is trying to stand back up but Hero is controlling him
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hero lands a nice short elbow.
Hero missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hero sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bastard defending well though. #T2#
Hero is looking to advance position but Bastard won't allow it.
Bastard tries to roll over but Hero keeps him under control.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Hero wants to pass to mount but Bastard is defending the position. #SUB#
Hero is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Bastard is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Hero is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Bastard blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hero.
Bastard is trying to stand.
Bastard is pressing down on Hero's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard pulls Hero in close to his closed guard and prevents Hero from doing any damage or advancing position.#ES2#
Bastard has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Hero off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds. #T3#
Hero looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.#TD#
Hero shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Hero was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Hero cracks Bastard with a big elbow.
Hero throws an elbow but Bastard slips to the side and avoids it well.
Bastard can't do much from the bottom here.
Bastard sneaks back into half guard.
Bastard has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hero is working away from the top position though.
Bastard is trying to stand.
Hero slips a nice elbow through Bastard's hands, connecting with Bastard's forehead.#SUB#
Hero is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hero winds up and cracks Bastard with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #ROC#Bastard is rocked!#T4#
Bastard is trying to stand up here but Hero is controlling him well. #SUB#
Hero is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Hero wants to control but Bastard is keeping him busy.
Hero prevents Bastard from standing back up.
Hero working Bastard over with strikes.
Bastard is trying to stand.
Bastard holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Bastard won't allow Hero to pass to mount.
Hero is looking to take a break and control but Bastard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hero definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hero is really struggling to control Bastard but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hero prevents Bastard from standing back up.
Hero seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Hero throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bastard pushes Hero off looking to stand but Hero dives back in and keeps control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dollar Hero dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Hero lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hero.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Hero misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
It seemed like Bastard was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Good shot there by Bastard.#TD#
Hero shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bastard's guard.
Hero trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hero.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hero missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bastard pulls Hero in close to prevent any damage.
Hero might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hero showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T1#
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Hero throwing strikes but missing.
Hero won't allow Bastard to sweep him here.
Hero is pushing down on Bastard's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bastard is fighting to maintain full guard but Hero has managed to sneak the leg through.
Hero trying to control the action but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bastard trying to control the position here.
Bastard looking to control. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hero preventing the sweep.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Hero from controlling successfully.
Hero postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hero chips away with some ground and pound.
Hero throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bastard works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Hero from controlling successfully.
Hero scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bastard has momentary wrist control but Hero slips an elbow through the middle.
Bastard wants to stand but Hero is controlling the position.
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hero is one step ahead there.
Hero with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hero is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
Hero with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bastard is still in real trouble! Can Hero finish him?#T3#
Hero in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Hero pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bastard is keeping the position for now.
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hero content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Hero pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bastard is keeping the position for now.
Hero loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hero throwing strikes from guard but Bastard blocks nicely.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Hero from controlling successfully.
Bastard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#ES2#
Bastard has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Hero has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.#TD#
Hero manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back. #T4#
Bastard wants to control from the top but Hero keeps moving. #SUB#
Hero is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dollar Hero overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hero is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hero looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bastard is one step ahead there.
Bastard trying to control but Hero is working from the bottom.
Bastard is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bastard slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Hero is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dollar Hero dominated that second round.
That's time! Hero's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Hero ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A little feinted left hand from Hero on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hero.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hero takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Hero avoids it well.
Hero jabs Bastard right on the nose. Bastard blinks but takes it well.#TD#
Hero shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Hero showed some decent athleticism there.
Bastard wants to get back to full guard.
Bastard looks like he's trying to stand up.
Bastard is trying to get back to full guard.
Hero is controlling the pace.
Bastard looks like he's trying to stand up. #T1#
Hero throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #SUB#
Hero is looking for a kimura but Bastard is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Hero to get the leverage.
Bastard avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hero.
Hero not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hero working Bastard over with strikes.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Hero looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bastard with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hero working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Hero lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Bastard quite badly. Bastard pulls Hero in close trying to recover. Hero postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Bastard on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Bastard doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dollar Hero!
A less than humble Dollar Hero misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: SYN TBD2     
Date:   Apr 30, 2021
#R1#
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nice defenses there by Cirelli.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Cirelli is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bastard.
Bastard misses with a double jab #KD2#
and Cirelli counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bastard! Cirelli lets Bastard back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#Bastard is rocked!
Cirelli slips under a jab.
Cirelli throws a big counter head kick but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bastard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cirelli throws out a leg kick but Bastard moves out of range and Cirelli only half commits.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cirelli connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cirelli.
Cirelli throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Cirelli avoids nicely.
Bastard throws a sloppy body shot #KD2#
and Cirelli counters with a nice right hand that sends Bastard toppling to the canvas! Bastard scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Cirelli finish him?!
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Cirelli steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Cirelli looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot #KD2#
and Cirelli counters with a nice right hand that sends Bastard toppling to the canvas! Bastard scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Cirelli finish him?!
Bastard lands a jab to Cirelli's midsection.
Cirelli misses with an uppercut. #T1#
Bastard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cirelli only half commits to the counter leg kick.
We've been informed that Cirelli has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cirelli lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Cirelli lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cirelli uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cirelli! But no joy.
Bastard leaves his chin hanging out and Cirelli seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Bastard crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Anthony Cirelli!
Anthony Cirelli was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: GAMMA#883 Damagon v Bolleke     
Date:   Feb 27, 2021
#R1#
Thai ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Thai steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Bastard.
A jab from Bastard does it's job there.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Thai circles away quickly and effectively.
Thai tries to counter with a clinch but Bastard shakes him off and moves away.
Thai walks into a left hand.
Thai slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses #CL2#
and Thai counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Thai creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Thai tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thai misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard lands a left hand.
Bastard dodges an elbow strike from Thai.
Bastard managing to block the knees to the body from Thai.
Thai misses with an elbow strike.
Bastard takes an elbow to the temple.
Bastard misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T1#
Bastard swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thai looking to throw knees to the head but Bastard is blocking nicely.
A right hand to the body from Thai.
Thai misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thai misses with a body punch.
Bastard blocks an elbow strike.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Thai.
Thai tries a body shot but Bastard blocks it.
Thai lands an uppercut.
Thai digs a right hand underneath Bastard's ribcage. Bastard let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thai with a knee to the head. #T2#
Thai looking to throw knees to the head but Bastard is blocking nicely.
Bastard misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thai misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bastard.
Bastard managing to block the knees to the body from Thai.
Thai comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bastard's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thai landing knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC#
Bastard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thai bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard moves out of range of the body kick from Thai.
A quick step to the side and Bastard tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thai doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Thai sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thai swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bastard.#T3#
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Thai circles away quickly and effectively.
Thai throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL2#
Bastard gets tackled into the cage by Thai. Thai maintains the clinch.
A hook to the body from Bastard.
Thai tries to land knees in the clinch but Bastard avoids the damage to the body. #BC#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thai just misses with a punch to the body.
Thai lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot lands for Bastard.
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Thai ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Thai tries to counter with a clinch but Bastard shakes him off and moves away.
Thai tried to score with a low kick but Bastard checks it.
A head kick misses from Thai. #T4#
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Thai appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bastard.
Thai on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Thai scores with a kick to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Thai!
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thai moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thai avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bastard is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Thai moved out of range nicely.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Thai raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice body kick there by Thai.
Thai plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Thai scores with a jab. Bastard acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #ROC2#Bastard is rocked!
Bastard takes one to the chin there.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thai.
Bastard connects with a body shot that sends Thai's belly button to the back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Long Thai will probably get the nod.
That's time! Bastard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Bastard throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Thai on the side of the head.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Thai tries to land a front kick but Bastard steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Thai moves away and avoids it.
Thai moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Thai bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thai connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Thai circles away quickly and effectively.
Thai steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Bastard.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
A jab from Bastard finds it's way through Thai's defenses. #KD2#
Thai lands a big head kick that sends Bastard tumbling to the mat! Thai takes a step backwards and waves Bastard back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thai is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bastard.
Thai moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Thai uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Thai. Thai obviously looking to wear him down.
Thai throws a body shot but no joy. #T1#
Thai slips under a jab from Bastard.
Thai bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#CL2#
Bastard tries to keep at a distance but Thai has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thai throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thai comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Thai is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bastard is defending well for now.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch but Thai keeps him there for the moment.
Bastard takes an elbow to the forehead.
Thai tries to land knees in the clinch but Bastard avoids the damage to the body.
Bastard tries to break free but Thai pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
Thai comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bastard is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thai misses with an elbow strike. #BC#
Bastard breaks from the clinch.
Thai throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thai.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Thai misses with an uppercut.
Bastard works the jab nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Thai is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bastard with a body shot.
Bastard throws a body punch but Thai moves out of range.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Thai saw that one coming.
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.
Thai takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses. #T3#
Bastard cracks Thai with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Thai uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bastard has time to react.
Thai staying out of range there.
Bastard takes a swing at Thai's ribcage but misses. #KD2#
Thai lands a big head kick that sends Bastard tumbling to the mat! Thai takes a step backwards and waves Bastard back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Thai throws a head kick but Bastard moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thai connects with an inside leg kick.
Thai tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Thai moves out of range of the strikes.
Thai let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Thai swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thai uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.#CL2#
Thai moves into the clinch.
Bastard has a couple of punches blocked by Thai.
Bastard working aggressively here. #T4#
Bastard blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bastard swings wildly with an uppercut but Thai uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thai lands an elbow that stopped Bastard in his tracks for a moment.
Thai tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Thai is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bastard is defending well for now.
Thai blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bastard takes an elbow to the temple.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thai is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bastard is defending well for now.
Thai throws a knee to the head but misses.
Bastard takes an elbow to the forehead.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Long Thai showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Thai avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Thai lands with an overhand left.
Bastard lands with a nice combination. Thai backs away looking to recover.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Thai.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#KD2#
Thai lands a big uppercut and Bastard crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bastard looks OK. Thai waves Bastard back to his feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thai.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Thai can pounce on him.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Thai ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Thai.
Thai displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Thai is just out of range.
Thai cracks Bastard with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Bastard tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Thai pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Bastard is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Long Thai!

 

Event: GAMMA#879 Storm v MacNamara     
Date:   Jan 30, 2021
#R1#
Phetboonme works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Phetboonme gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Good leg kick by Phetboonme.
Bastard checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bastard looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Phetboonme lands a leg kick that knocks Bastard off balance momentarily.
Phetboonme scores with a jab. Bastard acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #ROC#Bastard is rocked!
Phetboonme dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bastard. That did some damage!
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Phetboonme finish him?
Bastard throws the left hand but Phetboonme avoids the punch easily.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Phetboonme has managed to clinch.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Phetboonme slips under a jab from Bastard.
Phetboonme lands a slapping body shot.
Bastard paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T1#
Phetboonme slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
A solid leg kick lands there for Phetboonme.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Phetboonme saw that one coming.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Phetboonme is out of range.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phetboonme moves away.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Phetboonme bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A quick step to the side and Phetboonme tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#CL#
Phetboonme rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard falls off balance throwing a combination #KD#
and Phetboonme counters with a crisp one two that drops Bastard! Phetboonme thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Bastard to his feet! Bastard is in big trouble!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross. #T2#
Phetboonme drops Bastard with a big left hand! Bastard is injured, injured bad! Phetboonme jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kongchai Phetboonme!
During a confident post fight interview, Kongchai Phetboonme thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: GAMMA#874 Lohmu v Bolleke     
Date:   Dec 26, 2020
#R1#
Fring throws a front kick aimed at Bastard's knee but Bastard avoids it well.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Nice shot by Fring.
Fring defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Fring throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
Fring jabs Bastard to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fring darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fring.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Fring does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fring throws an off balance right hand
and Bastard counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fring.
A good leg kick by Fring.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Fring misses with the combination.
Fring misses with the combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sloppy strikes from Fring. Those never looked like landing.
Fring missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Fring bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Fring moved out of range.
Bastard throws a jab when Fring was well out of range.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Fring does a little dance to reset his feet.
And Fring responds with a good body kick, but Bastard manages to step out the way in time.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Fring is just out of range.
Fring doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard throws a body punch but Fring moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fring. Fring obviously looking to wear him down.
Bastard scores with a body shot.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Bastard feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Frings jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Bastard is looking to wear down Fring with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fring ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Fring counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard lands a two punch combo. #CUT#It looks like Gustavo Fring has been cut.
Fring lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fring scoring well with a low kick there.
Fring works the jab nicely.
Fring slips a jab from Bastard.#T2#
Bastard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fring.
Bastard throws a hook but Fring avoids it easily.
Fring dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bastard. That did some damage!
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard throws a hook but Fring blocks it.
Bastard misses the jab.
Bastard swings for the body but Fring moves out of range.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Fring moved out of range.
Fring lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fring lands a nice shot that snaps Bastard's head back.
Fring swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Fring takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fring only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bastard scores with a nice right hand.
Fring keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fring.
Bastard throws the left hand but Fring avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circling - Fring throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fring throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches. #T3#
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and Fring counters with a slapping leg kick.
Fring blocks a jab.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fring manages to avoid it.
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Fring scores with a punch to the head.
Bastard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fring lands a jab to the nose.
Bastard walks into a left hand.
Fring throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bastard duly obliges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fring swinging wildly here.
Fring misses with a looping left.
Bastard lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fring throws out a powerful jab.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fring scores with a shot to the body.
Bastard takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fring throws a hook but Bastard blocks it.#T4#
Bastard misses with a hook.
Bastard moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromFring.
Fring lands a right hook to the body.
Fring lands a nice looking body shot.
Fring throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Fring connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bastard's hands.
Bastard drops his hands momentarily and Fring takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Fring takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bastard drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fring moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Fring is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fring fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bastard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Fring lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Bastard is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Gustavo Fring will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Gustavo Fring's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Fring slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Fring connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bastard slips under a jab.
Fring avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Fring with the inside leg kick.
Gustavo Fring seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fring with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bastard to score with a decent uppercut.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fring flicks out a counter leg kick but Bastard steps away.
Bastard takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Fring connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fring ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fring cracks Bastard with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fring moves away.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard walks into a stiff left hand from Fring.
Fring with a nice calf kick.
Fring jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fring lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Fring throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.#T1#
Bastard moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fring comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A lazy left from Bastard finds it's target.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Fring's shoulder, as Fring tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard feints a jab promting Fring to slip. Bastard then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Fring slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fring. Fring obviously looking to wear him down.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Fring avoids them all with ease.
Fring keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fring lands a head shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fring, as that shot connected.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fring digs a good body shot into Bastard's ribs.
Fring wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fring slips a straight right by Bastard.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fring.
Bastard looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Bastard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Fring cracks a nice hook into Bastard's ribs.
Good leg kick by Fring. #T2#
Fring cracks Bastard with an open hand slap.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fring has time to react.
Fring staying out of range there.
Fring throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Fring looks to land a combination. Bastard sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fring throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
Fring moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fring manages to avoid it.
Fring moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fring lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Fring throws a good cross that connects.
Fring misses with a hook.
A big left from Bastard misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fring.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Fring ducks down to avoid it.
A low kick lands for Fring.
Fring throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Fring avoids them all with ease.
Bastard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fring.#T3#
Fring slips a straight right by Bastard.
Fring moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fring blocks a jab.
Fring lands a jab to Bastard's midsection.
Fring connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bastard momentarily.
Fring fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Fring connects with the punch.
Fring will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fring avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Fring avoids them all with ease.
Fring scores with a hook.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Fring was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bastard takes one on the button.
Bastard throws a combination. Fring tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bastard walks into a jab.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T4#
Fring keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good shot there by Fring.
Bastard moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bastard gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fring throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fring scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Fring fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Bastard might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Fring.
Bastard throws a right hand that Fring ducks under and follows up with a left that Fring also avoids with ease.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Fring.
Fring lands with a cross.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fring. Fring obviously looking to wear him down.
Fring lands a nice looking body shot.
Fring throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bastard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Fring is just out of range.
Fring was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fring ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard dodges the punch combination from Fring.
Bastard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gustavo Fring showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Gustavo Fring's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Fring saw that one coming.
Fring lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bastard's sensitive parts.
Fring jabs Bastard to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Fring moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fring looks to land a left hand but Bastard moved out of range nicely.
Fring pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bastard back to the cage. Fring follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Fring throws a front kick that sends Bastard stumbling back into the cage.
Bastard ducks right into an uppercut from Fring.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Fring saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Fring does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Jab, jab by Fring - just one landing.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Fring moves out of range.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fring throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #T1#
Fring thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Fring throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fring throws a series of strikes that have Bastard backpedaling.
Fring cracks Bastard with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fring has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice jab.#ROC2#Bastard is rocked!
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fring throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fring tries a quick counter leg kick but Bastard is wise to it.
Fring throws the left hand but Bastard avoids the punch easily.
Fring fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.
Fring missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fring scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fring slips a straight right by Bastard.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fring lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Fring takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Fring lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Bastard takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Decent striking displayed by Fring there.
Bastard misses with a combination
enabling Fring to counter with a crisp jab.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Fring.
Fring misses with a double jab.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Fring counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Bastard lands a body shot.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bastard throws a body punch but Fring moves out of range.
Fring stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fring scores with a jab.
Fring showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fring manages to avoid it.
Fring throws a hook but Bastard avoids it easily.
Bastard was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fring swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fring scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A big right from Bastard misses. #T3#
Fring tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastard was well out of range. Poor timing from Fring.
Fring with the inside leg kick.
Bastard scores with a jab.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fring counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fring looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Fring throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fring lands with a straight right. Bastard didn't see that one coming.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Fring is out of range.
Fring lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard throws a jab when Fring was well out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Fring 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bastard takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fring fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fring fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bastard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fring turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#T4#
Bastard clobbers Fring with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Fring is out of range.
Bastard misses the jab.
Jab by Fring.
Fring throws a head kick that Bastard semi-blocks.
Fring uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Fring ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Fring moved out of range.
Fring lands a lovely overhand right.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Fring saw that one coming.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fring scores with a shot to the body.
Fring lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fring sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gustavo Fring comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fring has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 28:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gustavo Fring!

An out of breath Gustavo Fring thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: GAMMA#868 Falcone v Newton     
Date:   Nov 28, 2020
#R1#
Priester feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bastards jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Priester counters with a nice uppercut.
Priester fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bastard has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Priester has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Priester moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Priester throws a nice inside leg kick.
Priester looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Priester avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Bastard throws a good cross that connects.
Priester tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nice body kick there by Priester.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Priester.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Priester was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Priester jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard tries to bum rush Priester with a series of wild strikes but Priester uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Priester ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Priester.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T1#
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Priester changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Priester is out of range.
Priester takes one to the side of the head.
Bastard steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Priester. That one must have hurt.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Priester.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard moves forwards but Priester connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Priester misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
Nice cross by Priester.
Priester looks to land a body kick but Bastard moved away.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Priester throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Priester moves out of range.
Priester uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Priester raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Priester dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Priester was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Priester finds it's way round the side to connect with Bastard's head. #T2#
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Priester counters with a stiff right hand.
Priester throws a body shot but no joy.
Priester lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#ROC2#Bastard is rocked!
Priester throws a body kick that misses.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Priester slips a jab from Bastard.
Donk. Priester catches Bastard right on the button with a cross.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Priester showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.#CL2#
Priester moves into the clinch.
Priester lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC#
Bastard breaks from the clinch.
Priester lands with a shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Priester.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Priester moved out of range nicely.
Priester is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bastard had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there. #T3##CL2#
Priester moves into the clinch successfully.
A left hand lands to the body for Priester.
A head punch on the inside from Priester fails to land.
Priester goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Priester misses with a punch on the inside.
Priester misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bastard is trying to force a seperation but Priester has the dominant position.
Priester tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Priester struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Priester lands an uppercut.
Priester lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bastard or not.
Priester misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Priester working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T4#
Priester lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Priester lands a body punch.
Priester has Bastard pressed against the cage, preventing Bastard from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Priester misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Priester misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Priester throws the kick towards the body but Bastard avoids it.
Nice jab there from Priester.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Priester smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Priester pushes Bastard away with a front kick.
A cross from Priester lands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL2#
Priester closes the distance and pushes Bastard back into the cage.
Priester keeps control of Bastard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bastard blocks a body shot from Priester.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Priester.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Landon Priester dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Priester feints a counter leg kick.
Bastard tries to bum rush Priester with a series of wild strikes but Priester uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard throws a hook but Priester blocks it.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Priester counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bastard's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Priester connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bastard scrambles back to his feet.
Priester lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bastard's sensitive parts.
Landon Priester seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Priester ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard walks forward, straight into a front kick from Priester.
Priester lands with a shot to the body.
Bastard misses with a hook.#KD2#
Priester lands a left and a right that send Bastard crashing to the mat, dazed. Priester thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard punishes Priester's body with a nice straight punch.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Priester is just out of range.
Priester ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Priester lands a jab to the head.
Bastard lands an overhand right.#CL2#
Priester moves into the clinch.
Priester tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Priester has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T1#
Priester misses with a body punch.
Priester throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Landon Priester seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short left from Priester.
Priester misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
A hook to the body from Priester.
Priester tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Priester back against the cage.
Priester misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Priester tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hook to the body lands for Bastard.
Priester keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bastard's efforts to push away.
Priester keeps control of Bastard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #T2#
Priester tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Priester swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bastard working hard to break the clinch.#BC#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Priester uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Bastard moves away from the strike by Priester.
Priester scores with a hook to the body. Bastard takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Priester jabs at Bastard's body.
Priester fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Priester moves out of range.
Bastard slips under a jab from Priester.
That kick from Priester tenderised Bastard's leg. Bastard is trying to keep his angry face on.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Priester ducks down to avoid it.
Priester fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bastard has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Priester moves out of range as Bastard strikes.#T3#
Priester lands a leg kick that knocks Bastard off balance momentarily.
Priester lands a two punch combo.
Nice shot by Priester.#CL2#
Priester gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bastard.
Nice body punch from Priester - that landed with a thud.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Priester is working Bastard over against the cage.
Priester lands a shoulder strike.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Priester digs a right hand underneath Bastard's ribcage. Bastard let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Priester is leaning against Bastard and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Priester throws a head punch that misses. #T4#
A short uppercut from Priester.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Priester lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Priester tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Priester back against the cage.
Priester lands an uppercut.
Priester goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Priester has him pressed against the cage.
Priester misses with a body punch.
Priester doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Priester misses with a body punch.
Bastard misses with the head strike.
Priester swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Priester.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Landon Priester showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Bastard blocks a head kick by Priester.
Priester avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Priester just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Priester slips the punch.
Priester connects with a jab.
Priester tries to land a front kick but Bastard steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Priester is just out of range.
Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bastard misses with a body shot
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Priester throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Priester counters with a low kick, right behind Bastard 's knee.
A head kick from Priester lands but Bastard takes it in his stride.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Priester connects with the punch.
Priester uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Priester throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Priester throws a jab but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T1#
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard walks into a straight right hand from Priester.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A punch combination from Bastard misses. #KD2#
Priester lands a big uppercut and Bastard crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bastard looks OK. Priester waves Bastard back to his feet!#TD2#
Priester closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bastard did well to prevent Priester getting side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Priester prevents Bastard from standing back up.
Bastard tries to get to full guard but Priester has control of the leg.
Priester content to control rather than advance.
Bastard is trying to stand back up but Priester is controlling him
Priester missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Well, if Priester is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Bastard keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Bastard is trying to stand back up but Priester is controlling him
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Bastard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Priester.
Nice body punch from Priester.
That kick from Priester tenderised Bastard's leg. Bastard is trying to keep his angry face on.
Priester drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Priester takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Priester scores with a push kick.
Bastard jabs at Priester's body.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches. #T3#
Priester slips a jab from Bastard.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Priester tries to clinch but Bastard moves out of range.
Priester misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#CL2#
Bastard tries to keep at a distance but Priester has taken the fight into the clinch.
Priester goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Priester struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Priester swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Priester misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Bastard.
Priester misses with a hook from the clinch. #T4#
Priester fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Priester lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Priester cracks Bastard with a nice body shot.
Bastard will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Priester lands with a left to the head.
Bastard looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Priester fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Priester fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Priester tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bastard blocks a body shot from Priester. #BC#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Priester looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard throwing a counter right hand but Priester manages to avoid it.
Bastard looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bastard takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #CL2#
Priester clinches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Landon Priester comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Priester has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Landon Priester!

A relieved looking Landon Priester thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: GAMMA#864 Bolleke v Daghammar     
Date:   Nov 07, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard throws the left hand but Ricard avoids the punch easily.
Bastard with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ricard to score with a decent uppercut.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ricard thuds a left hand into Bastard's body.
Ricard paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard slips a straight right by Ricard.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Ricard chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ricard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Ricard turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And Ricard responds with a good body kick, but Bastard manages to step out the way in time.
Ricard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ricard counters with an outside leg kick.
A nice leg kick from Ricard, right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Ricard misses.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Ricard counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard throws the left hand but Ricard avoids the punch easily.
Ricard moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#T1#
Ricard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Ricard throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Ricard.
Ricard showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
We've been informed that Ricard has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Ricard shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Ricard moves away and avoids it.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Ricard moved out of range nicely.#CL2#
Ricard has closed the distance and engaged Bastard in a clinch.
Ricard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ricard misses with a punch to the body.
Ricard lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bastard backwards. #TD2#
Ricard jumps guard.
Ricard working a defensive guard here.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard controlling from the top position.
Ricard pulls Bastard in close to prevent any damage.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T2#
Bastard trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Bastard avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Ricard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bastard is one step ahead there.
Ricard is trying to keep Bastard in close.
Bastard is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Bastard trying to control but Ricard is working from the bottom. #T3##SUB2#
Bastard avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Bastard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bastard pushes down on Ricard's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Ricard is looking for a sweep. Bastard is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bastard is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Bastard wants to control but Ricard is keeping him busy.
Bastard with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Ricard moves into full guard.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Ricard keeps moving.
Bastard looking to sit in guard and control but Ricard gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Ricard controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Ricard sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bastard's guard. #SUB2#
Ricard is looking for a kimura but Bastard is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Ricard to get the leverage.
Ricard trying to control the action but Bastard is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Ricard is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Ricard throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Farboleous Ricard dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Ricard moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #TD2#
Bastard tries to sprawl but Ricard drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Bastard manages to get to full guard.
Ricard has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ricard trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ricard trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ricard is stalling in the full guard.
Ricard wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard keeping full guard, as Ricard tries to pass.
Ricard throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bastard works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Ricard wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving. #T1#
Ricard being controlled here momentarily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard wants to stand but Ricard is controlling the position.
Farboleous Ricard has got the better of the ground game so far.
Ricard wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Ricard stops Bastard from standing up. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ricard. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Ricard throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ricard throws a jab when Bastard was well out of range.
A good leg kick by Ricard.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Ricard moves away and avoids it.
Farboleous Ricard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Ricard slips the punch.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ricard manages to avoid it.
Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#T2#
Bastard throws a hook but Ricard avoids it easily.
Ricard looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Ricard tries to land a front kick but Bastard steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ricard was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Ricard lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bastard blocks the body kick.
Bastard takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bastard lands with an overhand left.
Ricard needs to keep his hands up - Bastard had a free shot at his head there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ricard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Bastard tries to bum rush Ricard with a series of wild strikes but Ricard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ricard lands a slapping body shot.
Ricard connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Bastard is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Ricard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ricard.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#T3#
An inside leg kick lands from Ricard.
Ricard scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Ricard avoids it well.
Bastard tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ricard with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ricard can pounce on him.
Bastard scores with a three punch combo! #CL2#
Ricard forces Bastard back against the cage and clinches.
Bastard is looking to break free of the clinch but Ricard has double underhooks.
Ricard goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Bastard breaks from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ricard.
Danga de danga de dang - Ricard scores with a four punch combination!
Ricard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T4#
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ricard was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ricard moves away.
Nice body kick from Ricard.
Bastard scores with the left hand. Ricard knows he should have avoided that one.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Ricard! But no joy.
Ricard buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ricard showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Ricard getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ricard is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ricard with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ricard jabs at Bastard's body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
That kick from Ricard tenderised Bastard's leg. Bastard is trying to keep his angry face on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Farboleous Ricard showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
A nice leg kick lands there from Ricard.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ricard sees it coming and avoids it easily.#CL2#
Ricard gets a clinch.
Ricard misses with a body punch.
Ricard throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Ricard.
Ricard misses with a body punch.
Ricard misses with some punches.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Ricard misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ricard tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Ricard back against the cage.
Bastard prevents a takedown attempt there.
Ricard misses with a body punch. #T1##BC2#
Ricard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bastard fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and Ricard counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bastard thinking.
Ricard digs a good body shot into Bastard's ribs.
Ricard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ricard keeps Bastard at a distance using the push kick.
Bastard scores with a jab. Ricard acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ricard fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A right-left combo lands from Bastard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard misses with a combination
and Ricard counters with an inside leg kick.
Ricard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ricard tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bastard manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ricard tries a head kick but it misses.
Ricard with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ricard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
A good leg kick by Ricard.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Ricard.
Bastard was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Ricard saw that one coming.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ricard avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Ricard defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Ricard avoids it well.
Ricard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Ricard avoids nicely.
Ricard scores with a hook to the body. Bastard takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ricard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Ricard appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Ricard's corner calls for a 1-2. Ricard obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ricard fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Ricard scores with a nice right hand.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Ricard counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bastard thinking. #T3#
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Ricard ducks down to avoid it.
Ricard feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Bastard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ricard throws a good cross that connects. #CL2#
Ricard moves into range and clinches up with Bastard.
Ricard tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Ricard struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
Ricard drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bastard pulls his leg out and moves away.
Bastard takes a swing at Ricard's ribcage but misses.
Ricard with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #TD2#
Ricard throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Bastard was covering up waiting for the punch and Ricard finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Ricard isn't so interested in that idea. #T4#
Ricard trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ricard passes Bastard's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Bastard is refusing to be controlled, as Ricard sits in half guard.
Bastard makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bastard.
Ricard controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Ricard is pushing down on Bastard's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bastard is fighting to maintain full guard but Ricard has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB2#
Ricard is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bastard has managed to free his arm - good work.
Bastard keeping control of the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Farboleous Ricard comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Ricard has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Farboleous Ricard!

A relieved looking Farboleous Ricard thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: GAMMA#859 Baba v Rones     
Date:   Oct 17, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Durden sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Durden moved out of range.
Bastard moves out of range of the leg kick from Durden.
A little feinted left hand from Bastard on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Durden fails to land with a series of punches.
Durden dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Durden lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Durden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Durden avoids a punch combination nicely.
Durden looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Durden avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Good work by Bastard as he checks the leg kick.
Bastard lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
A little jabbing left from Durden on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Durden throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Durden does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bastard throws a hook but Durden blocks it.
A good leg kick by Durden.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Durden. Durden obviously looking to wear him down. #T1#
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Durden moves away.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Durden swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Durden showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Durden moves away.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Durden blocks a jab.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Durden connects with a leg kick.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Durden. Durden obviously looking to wear him down.
Durden thuds his shin into the meat of Bastard's side.
Durden uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Durden throws a jab when Bastard was well out of range.
Durden smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bastard lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Durden backs up against the cage.
Durden lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Durden thows a left - swing and a miss!
Durden digs a good body shot into Bastard's ribs.#T2#
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Durden.
Nice defenses there by Durden.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Durden moves away.
Bastard throws a series of strikes that have Durden backpedaling. #CUT#It looks like Abraham Durden has been cut.
A jab from Durden does it's job there.
Durden lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Durden avoids nicely.
Durden swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Durden connects with a nice looking jab.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard throws a hook but Durden avoids it easily.
Durden throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Durden counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bastard throws a jab when Durden was well out of range.
Durden misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
Durden jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Durden lands a jab.
Bastard walks into a stiff left hand from Durden.
A chopping leg kick lands by Durden.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.#T3#
A kick lands to the mid section there for Durden.
Bastard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bastard moves away from the strike by Durden.
Durden staying out of range there.
Durden fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Durden scores with a leg kick.
Durden lands with a good body shot.
Durden fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bastard checks it well.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Durden flicks out a counter leg kick but Bastard steps away.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Durden can pounce on him.
Durden blocks a jab.
Bastard scores with a hook to the body. Durden takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Durden throws a nice inside leg kick.
Durden scores with a kick to the midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Durden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Durden throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Durden takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Durden uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
Durden misses with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Durden. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.#T4#
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Durden.
A jab from Durden misses.
Durden throws the kick towards the body but Bastard avoids it.
Durden scoring well with a low kick there.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Durden.
Bastard is looking to counter punch.
Durden defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bastard darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.
Durden connects with a leg kick.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Durden counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard throws a body punch but Durden moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Durden connects with a leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Durden as he connects with a hook.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Durden.
Durden bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Durden flicks out a counter leg kick but Bastard steps away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Abraham Durden will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Abraham Durden's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Nice uppercut lands for Durden. That snapped Bastard's head back.
Durden takes one to the side of the head.
Bastard throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Durden stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Durden lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bastard's sensitive parts.
Durden turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Durden lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Durden has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Durden takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Durden lands with a right hand.
Durden lands a leg kick that knocks Bastard off balance momentarily.
Bastard misses with a hook. Durden ducked under it nicely.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Durden seems unphased. #ROC#Durden is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Durden throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Durden circles away quickly and effectively.
Durden misses with a straight left.
Bastard misses with a hook. Durden ducked under it nicely.
Durden wants to land a leg kick but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Durden fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard scores with a nice head shot.
Bastard swings for the body but Durden moves out of range.
Durden scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Durden misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard works the jab nicely.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Good standup being displayed there by Durden as he connects with a hook.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Durden lands a jab to Bastard's midsection.
Durden throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Durden throws a wild body kick that Bastard sees coming a mile off.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Durden is out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Durden keeps Bastard at a distance using the push kick.
Bastard catches Durden with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#T2#
Durden lands a really nice looking cross but Bastard seems unphased.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Durden manages to avoid it.
Durden uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Durden is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard connects with a stiff jab that staggers Durden - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lazy Bastard!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lazy Bastard made sure he mentioned Altitude Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: GAMMA#854 Turillo v Dinu     
Date:   Sep 26, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Palpatine lands a jab.
Bastard lands a jab to the nose.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Palpatine dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bastard. That did some damage!
Nice shot lands for Bastard.
Bastard misses with a body punch
and Palpatine counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bastard throws a series of strikes that have Palpatine backpedaling.
Bastard swings for the body but Palpatine moves out of range.
Palpatine only half commits to the counter leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Palpatine stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Palpatine's head but Palpatine sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Palpatine throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bastard with a hook.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Good exchange - Bastard coming out on top.
We've been informed that Palpatine has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Good shot there by Palpatine.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Palpatine waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Palpatine counters with a left and a right that stings Bastard. #T1#
Palpatine throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bastard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Palpatine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Good leg kick by Palpatine.
Palpatine looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Bastard throws the left hand but Palpatine avoids the punch easily.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A jab from Bastard does it's job there.
Palpatine connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Palpatine steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Palpatine on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Palpatine slips a straight right by Bastard.
Bastard misses with a combination
and Palpatine counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Palpatine jabs at Bastard's body.
Nice defenses there by Palpatine.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Palpatine scores with a hook.
Palpatine misses with a straight left.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Palpatine bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Palpatine - that will leave a mark!
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Palpatine.#T2#
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Palpatine counters with a body kick that stops Bastard in his tracks momentarily.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Palpatine uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
The crowd cheers as Palpatine lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bastard doesn't seem phased though.
Palpatine catches Bastard with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palpatine.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Palpatine bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Palpatine bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Palpatine on the side of the head.
Bastard takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A punch combination from Palpatine misses.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Palpatine does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Palpatine.#T3#
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Palpatine lands a nice shot to the body.
Palpatine takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Palpatine looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard throws the left hand but Palpatine avoids the punch easily.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Palpatine cracks Bastard with an open hand slap.
Palpatine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Palpatine on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Palpatine walks into a straight right hand from Bastard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
A good leg kick by Palpatine.
Bastard swings for the body but Palpatine moves out of range.
Palpatine closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches. #T4#
Palpatine throws a jab but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palpatine.
Palpatine throws a jab when Bastard was well out of range.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Bastard! Palpatine is backing up but he can't get away as Bastard lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Palpatine and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Lazy Bastard!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lazy Bastard made sure he mentioned Altitude Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
The defeated Sheev Palpatine had this to say: 'Unlimited POOOWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!'.

 

Event: GAMMA#849 Lohmus v Damagon     
Date:   Aug 29, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Bastard scores with a punch to the head.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Boma's head but Boma sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Boma throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#CL#
Boma clinches with his opponent.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Boma.
A short right from Boma.
Boma has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Boma lands an uppercut.
Boma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Boma tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boma pushes Bastard back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Boma misses with a hook to the ribs.
Boma blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch. #T1#
A lazy left from Bastard finds it's target.
Boma scores with a body shot.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Boma lands with a cross.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Boma moved out of range nicely.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boma manages to avoid it.
Boma misses with a head kick.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Boma counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Boma connects with a looping right hand. #ROC#Bastard is rocked!
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Boma finish him?
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard throws a left and a right that both miss #CL#
and Boma counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Bastard misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Boma misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Boma throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard. #T2#
Boma misses with a hook from the clinch.
Boma is leaning against Bastard and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boma.
Boma throws a head punch that misses.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Boma.
Boma tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Boma back against the cage.
Boma lands a hook that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Boma lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bastard has a couple of punches blocked by Boma.
Boma lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Boma fails to land.
Bastard takes a knee right on the jaw!
Boma lands a shoulder strike.
Boma lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bastard backwards. #T3#
Boma fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Boma has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Boma misses with a punch on the inside.
Boma swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Boma won't allow it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Boma blocks an uppercut.
Boma misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Boma lands a shot to the body.#T4#
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Boma misses with a short punch on the inside.
Boma struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Boma misses with a punch on the inside.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bastard lands a body shot.
Boma swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boma gets through Bastard's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch but Boma keeps him there for the moment.
A left hand lands to the body for Boma.
A head punch on the inside from Boma fails to land.
A nice left hand lands by Boma.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Boma dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Bastard moves forwards but Boma connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Boma misses with a head kick.
Bastard throws a combination. Boma tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boma tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bastard manages to circle out of the way.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Boma saw that one coming.
Boma lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bastard.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boma lands a slapping body shot.
Boma throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard looks like he wants to counter punch here.#CL#
Boma forces Bastard back against the cage and clinches.
Boma lands a hook that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Boma working aggressively here.
Bastard swings wildly with an uppercut but Boma uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boma swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Boma throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Boma throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bastard blocks it with crossed arms.
Boma misses with a hook from the clinch.
Boma lands with a left to the head.
Boma lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Boma can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Boma.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Boma lands with a short shot to the head.
Boma makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Boma scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bastard softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Boma tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T2#
Boma tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Boma creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A head punch on the inside from Boma fails to land.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Boma is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boma lands with a left to the head.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Boma scores with a hook to the body.
Mark Boma has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Boma scores with a hook to the body.#BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard falls off balance throwing a combination
and Boma counters with a left to the body.
Bastard's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bastard duly obliges.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #T3#
Boma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
Boma throws a quick counter head kick but Bastard was just out of range.
Bastard scores with a nice head shot.#CL#
Boma forces Bastard back against the cage and clinches.
Boma scores with a shot to the side of Bastard's head.
Boma scores with a shot to the side of Bastard's head.
Boma scores with a shot to the side of Bastard's head.
Boma lands a hook to the side of the head.
Boma lands with a light punch inside.
Boma has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Boma has Bastard pressed against the cage, preventing Bastard from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Boma lands a body punch.
Bastard takes a shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boma has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Boma digs a right hand underneath Bastard's ribcage. Bastard let out a lung full of air as it connected.#T4#
Boma misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Boma fails to land.
Boma is working Bastard over against the cage.
Bastard takes a shot to the head.
Boma throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Boma.
Boma can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Boma creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Boma working aggressively here.
Bastard working hard to break the clinch.
Bastard is trying to push Boma away but Boma has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boma is leaning against Bastard and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Boma dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Boma fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Lazy Bastard seems to be getting the better of the standup.#KD#
Boma drops Bastard with a big left hand and mounts him. Bastard is in big trouble!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard is desperately trying to improve his position but Boma has a good base and remains in mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard is trying to stand up.
Bastard working to try and regain half guard.
Boma takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boma thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Boma has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Boma fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Bastard is working to get back to half guard.
Boma lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Bastard hang on?
Boma controlling from the full mount. #T1#
Bastard is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Bastard tries to hold on but Boma postures up.
Boma controlling from the full mount.
Boma's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Boma has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bastard is working to get back to half guard.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Boma takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Bastard trying desperately to get to his feet.
Boma throwing strikes here but Bastard is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Boma putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Bastard really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Boma looking to control but Bastard is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Bastard wants to control but Boma is having none of it.
Boma controlling from mount. #T3#
Boma sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Bastard is looking to improve his position but Boma isn't that keen on the idea.
Boma unloads with some shots from mount but Bastard bucks and avoids them well.
Bastard tries to buck Boma off but he can't manage it.
Bastard is wriggling around trying to escape.
Boma dominating with strikes here.
Boma scoring with strikes but Bastard is staying in there.
Boma takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Bastard is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Boma controlling the pace for now.
Bastard squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape. #T4#
Boma tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bastard regains half guard.
Boma is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Bastard wants to control but Boma is keeping busy and won't allow it. #ES2#
Bastard kicks off Boma and gets to his feet.
The fighters circle, before Boma throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Bastard's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Boma lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Mark Boma!
After winning the bout, Mark Boma thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: GAMMA#845 MacArthur v Lohmus     
Date:   Aug 08, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Raharuhi is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
Raharuhi jabs at Bastard's body.
Bastard takes a swing at Raharuhi's ribcage but misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Raharuhi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Raharuhi has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Team Grunt in the buildup to the fight.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Raharuhi throws a lazy right hand but Bastard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Raharuhi avoids it well.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nice cross by Raharuhi.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Raharuhi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Bastard takes a swing at Raharuhi's ribcage but misses.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Raharuhi avoids nicely.
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Raharuhi fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Raharuhi just misses with a punch to the body.
Raharuhi avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Bastard cracks a nice hook into Raharuhi's ribs.
Raharuhi takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Raharuhi does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Raharuhi connects with a body shot.
Bastard misses with a wild combination. #T1#
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Raharuhi slips the punch.
Raharuhi scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Raharuhi seems unphased.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Raharuhi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Raharuhi is out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Raharuhi.
Raharuhi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Raharuhi plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bastard, as that shot connected.
Bastard catches Raharuhi with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A telegraphed right hand from Raharuhi misses the target.
Bastard swings for the body but Raharuhi moves out of range.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Raharuhi can pounce on him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and Raharuhi counters with a left to the body.
Bastard lands with a right hand.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Raharuhi is looking to wear down Bastard with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Raharuhi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Raharuhi.
Bastard has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#T2#
Nice shot lands for Raharuhi.
Bastard changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Raharuhi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bastard takes one on the button.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Raharuhi appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Raharuhi works the jab nicely.
Raharuhi jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Raharuhi bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Raharuhi tried to counter with a leg kick but Bastard avoided it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bastard checks a leg kick.
Raharuhi lands with a kick to the temple. Bastard shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Raharuhi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and Raharuhi counters with a big head kick but Bastard shrugs it off.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Raharuhi avoids it well.
Raharuhi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Raharuhi on the side of the head.
Raharuhi throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Raharuhi bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bastard's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bastard misses with a straight left. #T3#
Raharuhi throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Raharuhi showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Raharuhi can pounce on him.
Raharuhi sizes up Bastard with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A good leg kick by Raharuhi.
Raharuhi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Raharuhi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
An inside leg kick lands from Raharuhi.
Raharuhi cracks Bastard with a right hand to the side of the head.
Raharuhi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Raharuhi.
Raharuhi slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Bastard throws a hook but Raharuhi avoids it easily.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard swings for the body but Raharuhi moves out of range.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.#T4#
A nice leg kick from Raharuhi, right into the meat of the thigh.
Raharuhi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bastard lunges at Raharuhi with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Raharuhi's hand.
Raharuhi slips a jab from Bastard.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Raharuhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Raharuhi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A chopping leg kick lands by Raharuhi.
Raharuhi is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
The crowd cheers as Bastard lands an impressive looking overhand right. Raharuhi doesn't seem phased though.
Raharuhi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bastard takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A looping hook to the body misses from Raharuhi. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Raharuhi connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Raharuhi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Taine Raharuhi will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
A shot to the liver by Raharuhi. Beautiful body shot.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Raharuhi cracks a nice hook into Bastard's ribs.
Raharuhi defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Raharuhi showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Nice defenses there by Raharuhi.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Raharuhi bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bastard's head.
Bastard throws a right hand that Raharuhi ducks under and follows up with a left that Raharuhi also avoids with ease.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Raharuhi manages to avoid it.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Raharuhi can pounce on him.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Raharuhi avoids a punch combination nicely.
Raharuhi slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Some bone on bone action there as Bastard checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A solid leg kick lands there for Raharuhi.
Bastard scores with a jab to the head.
Raharuhi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick. #T1#
Raharuhi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Raharuhi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard slips a jab and a cross from Raharuhi.
Bastard walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Nice shot by Bastard.
A cross from Bastard lands.
Raharuhi moves out of range of the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Raharuhi on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Raharuhi feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Bastard checks a leg kick.
Raharuhi thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Bastard walks into a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Raharuhi with a hook.
Raharuhi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Raharuhi's head but Raharuhi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T2#
Raharuhi scores with a jab to the body.
Raharuhi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Raharuhi.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Raharuhi.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Raharuhi uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bastard has time to react.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Raharuhi. Raharuhi obviously looking to wear him down.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Decent striking displayed by Bastard there.
Raharuhi takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Raharuhi's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bastard connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Raharuhi scrambles back to his feet.
Raharuhi jabs Bastard to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A good leg kick by Raharuhi.
Bastard throws a body punch but Raharuhi moves out of range.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Raharuhi's head but Raharuhi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Raharuhi punishes Bastard's body with a nice straight punch.
Bastard misses with the combination. #T3#
A thudding body kick lands there by Raharuhi!
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Raharuhi lands a jab-cross combination.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Raharuhi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Raharuhi doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard moves forwards but Raharuhi connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Raharuhi connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Raharuhi lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Raharuhi throws a quick inside leg kick.
A big right from Raharuhi misses.
A little jabbing left from Bastard on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Raharuhi defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Raharuhi looks to land a left hand but Bastard moved out of range nicely.
Raharuhi feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Taine Raharuhi is winning the standup battle so far.
Raharuhi throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range. #T4#
Bastard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Raharuhi showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Raharuhi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Raharuhi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Raharuhi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Raharuhi misses with a body shot.
Bastard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Raharuhi.
Bastard misses the jab.
Raharuhi throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Raharuhi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
Bastard scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard needs to keep his hands up - Raharuhi had a free shot at his head there.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Raharuhi was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Raharuhi staying out of range there.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Raharuhi. Bastard shrugs it off though.
Raharuhi wants to slow Bastard down by chopping away at his legs.
A solid leg kick lands there for Raharuhi.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Taine Raharuhi will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Raharuhi attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Raharuhi with a nice calf kick.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Raharuhi doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Raharuhi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Raharuhi tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Raharuhi slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Good exchange - Bastard coming out on top.
Raharuhi connects with a body shot.
Raharuhi slips a straight right by Bastard.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Raharuhi chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard lands a jab to the head.
Raharuhi cracks Bastard with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Raharuhi can pounce on him.
A low kick lands for Raharuhi. #T1#
Raharuhi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A right-left combo lands from Bastard.
Raharuhi throws a quick inside leg kick.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Raharuhi moves away.
Raharuhi lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Raharuhi dips to his left and cracks Bastard with an uppercut!
Bastard scores with the left hand. Raharuhi knows he should have avoided that one.
Raharuhi blocks a jab.
Raharuhi lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bastard misses with the combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice shot by Raharuhi.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Raharuhi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Raharuhi fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Raharuhi staying out of range there.
Raharuhi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastard was well out of range. Poor timing from Raharuhi.
Raharuhi with the inside leg kick.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Raharuhi can pounce on him.
Raharuhi misses with a wild body shot.
Nice defenses there by Raharuhi.
Raharuhi scores with a leg kick.
Raharuhi scores with the left hand. Bastard knows he should have avoided that one.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Raharuhi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
Raharuhi avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Bastard pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Raharuhi back to the cage. Bastard follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Raharuhi.
Bastard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Raharuhi lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Raharuhi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Raharuhi takes a shot right to the bread basket.#T3#
Raharuhi misses with a straight left.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Raharuhi was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Raharuhi counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard misses with a body punch
and Raharuhi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bastard thinking.
Raharuhi lands with a thumping leg kick.
Raharuhi throws a quick inside leg kick.
A big left from Bastard misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Raharuhi. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Raharuhi counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Raharuhi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Raharuhi half committed to a counter leg kick.
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Raharuhi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Raharuhi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A chopping leg kick lands by Raharuhi.
Bastard misses with a hook. Raharuhi ducked under it nicely.
Raharuhi swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T4#
Bastard throws a series of punches but Raharuhi avoids them all with ease.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Raharuhi.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Raharuhi stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Raharuhi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Raharuhi bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bastard's head.
Raharuhi throws a chopping leg kick but Bastard manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A nice leg kick from Raharuhi, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bastard throws a sloppy body shot
and Raharuhi counters with a leg kick.
Raharuhi throws a shot to the body.
Raharuhi lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Raharuhi shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bastard eats them both and turns towards Raharuhi to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
Raharuhi lands a jab to the nose.
Raharuhi feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Raharuhi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Taine Raharuhi showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Raharuhi has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Taine Raharuhi!

During a confident post fight interview, Taine Raharuhi thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: GAMMA#841 Benedetti v Rones     
Date:   Jul 18, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard tries to move into range but Henry moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A nice combination there by Bastard.
Bastard throws a body punch but Henry moves out of range.
Bastard misses the body punch
and Henry counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL#
Henry rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
Henry swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Henry has Bastard pressed against the cage, preventing Bastard from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
Bastard working hard to break the clinch.
Henry tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Henry misses with a hook to the ribs.
Henry swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Henry.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Henry goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bastard is trying to break free.
Henry works on Bastard's body with a couple of short punches.
Henry swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Henry can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
Henry misses with the head strike.
Henry throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Henry doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Henry tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Henry fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Henry struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T2#
Bastard gets through Henry's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Henry misses with a punch to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Henry creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Henry lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Henry struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Henry lands a left hand.
Bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A frustrated look appears on Bastard's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Henry lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch on the inside from Henry fails to land.
Henry tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Bastard connects with the punch.
Henry slips under a jab.
Henry tries to counter by clinching up but Bastard breaks away and moves out of range.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target. #T3#
Bastard misses with a hook. Henry ducked under it nicely.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Henry is out of range.
Bastard displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Henry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Henry.
Henry avoids a punch combination nicely.
Henry punishes Bastard's body with a nice straight punch.
Henry darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Henry is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Henry avoids the body shot from Bastard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard misses with a wild combination. #T4#
Henry throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bastard misses with a left hand
letting Henry counter with a right hand. #ROC#Bastard is rocked!
Bastard connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Henry is out of range.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Henry ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Henry swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bastard catches Henry with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Henry counters with a nice body shot.
Bastard throws a hook but Henry blocks it.
Nice cross by Henry.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Henry finish him?
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Henry slips the punch.
Bastard lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Pascal Henry will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Henry ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
A big left from Henry misses.
Bastard takes a swing at Henry's ribcage but misses.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
A little feinted left hand from Henry on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Henrys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Henry was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Henry counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Henry misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Henry bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Henry ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Henry.
Henry missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Henry blocks a jab.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Henry ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Henry swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Henry is looking to counter the offense by Bastard and move into the clinch.
Bastard with a jab.
Henry takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bastard scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Henry.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Henry moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a jab to the body
and Henry counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Henry.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Henry ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Henry takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bastard is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.#T2#
Henry uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
It looked like Henry wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Henry connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#CL#
Henry moves into the clinch successfully.
Henry lands with a short shot to the head.
Henry fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Henry swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Henry.
Pascal Henry has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Henry swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Henry throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bastards head.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Henry fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard. #T3#
Henry misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Henry.
Bastard goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Henry cracks Bastard with a nice body shot.
Henry misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Henry working aggressively here.
Henry scores with a hook to the body.
Henry lands with a left to the head.
Henry lands a right hand.
Henry doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Henry throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Henry lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bastard or not.
Henry throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Henry has Bastard pressed against the cage, preventing Bastard from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T4#
Henry works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Henry.
Henry lands a body shot in the clinch.
Henry can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
A body shot lands from Henry.
Bastard is breathing heavily.
Henry digs a right hand into Bastard's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bastard's gas tank.
Henry working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Henry tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Henry on the inside.
Henry pushes Bastard back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Henry lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Henry misses with a short punch on the inside.
Henry pushes Bastard back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Henry as the two fighters clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pascal Henry dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Henry steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Henry misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard. #CL#
Henry moves into range and clinches up with Bastard.
Henry misses with a punch on the inside.
Bastard works on Henry's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from Henry - that landed with a thud.
Henry working aggressively here.
Bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Henry throws a head punch that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Henry misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Henry throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Henry slips under a jab from Bastard.
Henry lands a head kick! #T1#
Bastard tests Henry's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Henry on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Henry avoids them all with ease.
Bastard cracks Henry with an open hand slap.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Henry is just out of range.
Bastard connects with a body shot that sends Henry's belly button to the back.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Henry makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Henry makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Henry throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard misses with a right hand
letting Henry counter with a right hand.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Henry counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lazy Bastard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Henry tries a head kick but it misses.
A shot to the body from Bastard misses
and Henry cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Henry dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Henry.
Bastard misses with a shot to the body
and Henry counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Henry manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Henry.
A jab from Henry does it's job there.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
A little feinted left hand from Henry on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T3#
Henry cracks Bastard on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Bastard falls backwards against the cage. Henry follows up with more strikes that drop Bastard to his knees. Henry keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Bastard! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pascal Henry!
Pascal Henry thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: GC 353 Gozen vs Bastard     
Date:   Jun 27, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Gozen ducks down to avoid it.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Bastard blocks a jab.
Bastard walks into a straight right hand from Gozen.
Bastard slips a jab from Gozen.
Gozen connects with a leg kick.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Gozen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Gozen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard misses with a double jab
and Gozen counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The crowd cheers as Bastard lands an impressive looking overhand right. Gozen doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard clobbers Gozen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bastard lands with a hook. Gozen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Gozen.
Bastard swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Gozen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick. #T1#
Bastard misses with the combination.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Gozen, as that shot connected.
Gozen ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
Gozen throws the left hand but Bastard avoids the punch easily.
Gozen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bastard.
Gozen throws a hook but Bastard avoids it easily.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Gozen ducks down to avoid it.
Gozen throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Gozen slips under a jab.
Gozen misses with a looping left.
Bastard has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bastard there as he acknowledges the shot.
Gozen works the jab nicely.#ROC#Bastard is rocked!
Gozen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
Bastard let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Gozen finish him?
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#KD#
Gozen lands a big right hand that sends Bastard crashing to the mat! Gozen stays standing though and waves Bastard back to his feet!
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gozen looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Gozen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Gozen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bastard thuds his right hand into Gozen's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bastard connects with a single shot there.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Gozen ducks right into an uppercut from Bastard.
Gozen misses with a low kick.
Gozen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#ROC2#Gozen is rocked!
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Oh Gozen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gozen misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Gozen seems to have got his legs back now.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gozen.
Bastard looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bastard throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Gozen crashing down! Gozen tries to stagger back to his feet but Bastard just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Gozen asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Sydney Fight Gear (London Rebirth) for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: GC 351 Ruas vs Hiko     
Date:   Jun 13, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nakano throws a nice outside leg kick.
A low kick lands for Nakano.
Nakano's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bastard connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Nakano scrambles back to his feet.
Bastard fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#CUT2#It looks like Naoyuki Nakano has been cut.
Nakano walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Nakano ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Nice defenses there by Nakano.
Bastard slips under a jab from Nakano.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Nakano has time to react.#ROC2#Nakano is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard avoids a kick to the body.
Oh Nakano is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Bastard! Nakano is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
After the big win, Lazy Bastard made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Sydney Fight Gear (London Rebirth) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: GC 347 Starker vs Ruas     
Date:   May 17, 2020
#R1#
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard! #CUT#
It looks like Tomoe Gozen has been cut.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gozen stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Gozen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gozen throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Gozen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bastard takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Gozen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bastard has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bastard lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gozen scores with a punch to the head.
Gozen has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bastard getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bastard slips under a jab from Gozen.
Bastard lands a nice hook to Gozen's body. Gozen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gozen.
Gozen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gozen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Gozen throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gozen appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Gozen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little jabbing left from Gozen on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bastard swinging wildly here. #T1#
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gozen manages to avoid it.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Gozen moved out of range nicely.
Gozen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bastard moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gozen scores with a leg kick.
Gozen throws a low kick but Bastard avoids it.
Bastard is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gozen manages to avoid it.
Gozen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Gozen feints a jab promting Bastard to slip. Gozen then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Bastard slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
A jab from Gozen misses.
Gozen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Gozen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T2#
Gozen misses with a wild body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Bastard on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Gozen throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Gozen counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Gozen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard lands a jab to the nose.
Bastard checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Gozen slips under a jab from Bastard.
Gozen flicks out a counter leg kick but Bastard steps away.
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Bastard needs to keep his hands up - Gozen had a free shot at his head there.
Gozen moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Gozen misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gozen moves away.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Gozen is just out of range.
Gozen throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and Gozen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard misses with a hook. Gozen ducked under it nicely. #T3#
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gozen throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
Gozen swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Bastard on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Gozen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Gozen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gozen throws a leg kick but Bastard sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bastard tests Gozen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gozen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bastard lands a jab to the head.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Gozen counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bastard thinking.
Gozen misses with a straight right.
Gozen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard tests Gozen's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T4#
Gozen misses the body punch
and Bastard counters with a straight right hand.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Gozen throws a big shot that misses.
Gozen defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Gozen throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Gozen missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard slips a straight right by Gozen.
Bastard listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Gozen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Gozen works Bastard's body with a nice hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromGozen.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Gozen.
Bastard cracks Gozen with an open hand slap.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lazy Bastard will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Tomoe Gozen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
The fighters circling - Gozen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gozen manages to avoid it.
Gozen misses with an uppercut.
Bastard went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gozen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Gozen looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Gozen goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bastard, as that shot connected.
Some wild striking there from Gozen.
Gozen throws a hook but Bastard blocks it.
It looked like Bastard wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gozen was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Gozen avoids them all with ease.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gozen throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard swings for the body but Gozen moves out of range. #T1#
Gozen moves out of range of the strikes.#KD2#
Gozen lands a left and a right that send Bastard crashing to the mat, dazed. Gozen thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Bastard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Gozen.
Gozen with a nice cross.
The fighters circling - Gozen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard jabs at Gozen's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gozen.
Gozen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bastard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Gozen to counter with a crisp jab.
Bastard moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Gozen misses with a body shot.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Gozen.#KD2#
Gozen cracks Bastard with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Bastard looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Gozen finish him?
Bastard lands with a cross.
Gozen misses with a wild combination. #T2#
Gozen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gozen misses with a low kick.
Gozen ducks right into an uppercut from Bastard.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Gozen counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Gozen avoids it well.
Gozen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard is looking to counter punch.
A slow jab from Gozen misses its intended target.
Bastard scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Gozen catches Bastard with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Gozen avoids it well.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gozen.
Gozen slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Gozen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastard was well out of range. Poor timing from Gozen.
Gozen connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bastard misses with a double jab
and Gozen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T3#
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gozen was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bastard misses with a telegraphed body shot #KD2#
and Gozen counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bastard! Gozen lets Bastard back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Gozen cracks Bastard on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Bastard falls backwards against the cage. Gozen follows up with more strikes that drop Bastard to his knees. Gozen keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Bastard! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tomoe Gozen!
A less than humble Tomoe Gozen misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: GC 344 Starker vs Cobb     
Date:   Apr 26, 2020
#R1#
Bastard clobbers Shelby with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Shelby moves out of range.
Shelby appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Shelby moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Shelby moves forwards but Bastard connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Good shot there by Bastard.
Bastard throws a one two combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard lands an overhand right.#ROC#
Shelby is rocked!
Bastard lands a brutal uppercut that launches Shelby off his feet! Shelby tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lazy Bastard!
A victorious Lazy Bastard thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: GC 341 Coco vs Hiko     
Date:   Apr 05, 2020
#R1#
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yung sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Yung with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bastard to score with a decent uppercut.
Bastard slips a straight right by Yung.
Yung tries to clinch up but Bastard circles away and keeps his distance.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yung connects with an inside leg kick.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bastard lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#ROC#
Yung is rocked!
Bastard punishes Yung's body with a nice straight punch.
Yung looks to land a body kick but Bastard moved away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yung stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Yung wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Yung throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Yung is out of range.
Bastard sizes up Yung with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#CL2#
Yung has managed to clinch.
Bastard stops a takedown attempt from Yung.
Bastard has a couple of punches blocked by Yung. #BC#
Bastard breaks the clinch. #T1#
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Yung counters with a nice leg kick.
Yung fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Yung takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bastard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yung.
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard tests Yung's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Yung ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bastard misses the jab.
It seemed like Yung was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard stuns Yung with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Yung wants to slow Bastard down by chopping away at his legs.
Bastard moves out of range as Yung throws a body kick.
Yung looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Yung is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Yung seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T2#
Bastard walks into a stiff left hand from Yung.
A nice leg kick lands there from Yung.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Yung moves out of range.
Yung goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yung throws a head kick that misses.
Yung misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard tries to move into range but Yung moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Yung misses with a straight left.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Yung steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Bastard.
Bastard checks a low kick from Yung.
Yung throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yung throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #CL2#
Yung takes the fight into the clinch. #BC#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Yung uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard. #T3#
Yung displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Yung keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yung missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yung ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Yung throws a low kick but Bastard avoids it.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A head kick misses from Yung.
It looked like Bastard was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Bastard checks a leg kick.
Bastard stalks Yung and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Yung's face. Yung staggers backwards, shaken.
Yung is looking to clinch but Bastard is avoiding it.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard blocks the body kick.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yung sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Yung displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yung throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bastard's head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bastard checks a leg kick.
Bastard lands with an overhand left.#CL2#
Yung clinches up with Bastard and pushes him back against the cage.
Yung can't get the takedown.
I was talking to Bastard's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.#T4#
Bastard misses with a short punch on the inside.
Yung wants a takedown.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of David Yung.
Bastard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bastard scores with a shoulder strike.
Bastard is trying to break free.
Yung goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Yung can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yung tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bastard smiles and moves away.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Yung avoids nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for Bastard. That snapped Yung's head back. #TD2#
Yung closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bastard did well to prevent Yung getting side control.#ES#
Bastard has one foot on Yung's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Both fighters circling a little - Yung finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Yung throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Yung.
Yung wants to counter the offense by Bastard and move into the clinch position.
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Yung.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Yung fails with a takedown attempt.
Yung is looking to clinch but Bastard is avoiding it.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yung.
Yung only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Yung.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Bastard misses with a body shot. #KD#
Oooooh!!! Bastard has knocked Yung down with a huge combo! Bastard steps away and waves a wobbly Yung back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard digs a good hook to Yung's body.
Bastard checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yung throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bastard throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Yung colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Bastard as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Yung is left battered and dazed whilst Bastard and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: GC 337 Man vs Bohi     
Date:   Mar 08, 2020
#R1#
Shain uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Nice uppercut there from Bastard.
Shain is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #CUT#
It looks like Sampson Shain has been cut.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shain throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Shain swinging wildly here.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Shain throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shain.
Shain displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shain! But no joy.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shain.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shain throws a counter combo.
Nice uppercut there from Shain.
Shain avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shain throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bastard throws a right hand that Shain ducks under and follows up with a left that Shain also avoids with ease.
Shain lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bastard takes a swing at Shain's ribcage but misses.
Shain just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Shain counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Shain lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #T1#
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Bastard lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Shain circles away quickly and effectively.#CL2#
Shain clinches up with Bastard and pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Shain lands an elbow just above Bastard 's eye.
Bastard managing to block the knees to the body from Shain.
Shain tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Shain back against the cage.
Bastard blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Shain lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Shain blocks a body shot from Bastard.
Bastard dodges an elbow strike from Shain.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shain with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Shain is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bastard is defending well for now.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard working hard to break the clinch.#T2#
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Shain looking to throw knees to the head but Bastard is blocking nicely.
Shain is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bastard is defending well for now.
Bastard on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Shain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shain tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bastard avoids it.
Shain misses with some punches.
Shain tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Shain back against the cage.
Shain misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shain lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
I was talking to Bastard's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Shain lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Shain won't allow it.
Bastard blocks an elbow strike.
Shain unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bastard lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Shain scores with a shoulder strike. #T3#
Shain misses with a knee to the head.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shain working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shain lands a right hand.
Shain gets through Bastard's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bastard misses with the head strike.
Bastard swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC#
Bastard breaks the clinch.
Shain with a hook.
Shain avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shain throws a lazy right hand but Bastard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Shain showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Shain counters with a straight right hand.
Shain uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.#T4#
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Shain does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Shain.
Shain dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Shain connects with a body shot.
Shain uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Shain throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Shain thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bastard slips a straight right by Shain.
Shain with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Shain takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Shain digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
Shain lands with an overhand left.
Shain throws a hook but Bastard blocks it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shain moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Shain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shain throws a shot to the body.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sampson Shain dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sampson Shain's cut.
That's time! Bastard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Shain slips the punch.
Shain only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Shain's shoulder, as Shain tries to avoid the shot.
Shain is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bastard.
Shain showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Shain counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shain sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard throws a hook but Shain avoids it easily.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Shain scores with a spinning back kick!
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shain tries to clinch but Bastard moves out of range.
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Shain slips the punch.
Shain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Shain counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard moves forwards but Shain connects with a nice, crisp jab.#T1#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Nice shot lands for Shain.
Shain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shain ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Shain falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bastard counters with a left and a right that stings Shain.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard throws a hook but Shain blocks it.
Shain moves out of range of the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shain! But no joy.
Shain feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bastard's calf.
Shain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Shain is looking to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard misses with a jab to the body
and Shain counters with a stiff right hand.
Shain lands a head kick! #ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shain on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Shain works over Bastard's head and body with a nice combination.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T2#
Shain avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Shain scores with a nice body kick.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Shain was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard tries to bum rush Shain with a series of wild strikes but Shain uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Shain in his tracks.
Shain misses the shot to the body.
Shain lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Shain scores with a jab. Bastard acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Shain scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bastard doesn't seem bothered though.
Shain swinging wildly here.
Shain lands a nice shot to the body.
Shain misses with a looping right.
Bastard has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Shain counters with a stiff right hand.
Shain lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shain has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Shain lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Shain ducks down to avoid it.
Shain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T3#
Bastard fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shain moves away.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Nice defenses there by Shain.
Bastard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard with a nice cross.
A jab from Bastard finds it's way through Shain's defenses.
Shain is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Decent striking displayed by Bastard there.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard moves out of range as Shain throws a body kick.
Nice defenses there by Shain.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shain moves away.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Shain.#T4#
Shain takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Shain to counter with a crisp jab.
Shain feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Shain has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bastard finds it's way round the side to connect with Shain's head.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shain on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bastard lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bastard.
Shain moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Shain dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bastard. That did some damage!
Bastard cracks Shain with a right hand to the side of the head.
Shain lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bastard will feel that in the morning.
Shain connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Shain lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Shain steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Shain looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Shain moved out of range nicely.
Shain uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Shain feints a counter leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Lazy Bastard will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Sampson Shain's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Shain fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Shain avoids them all with ease.
Bastard connects with a body shot that sends Shain's belly button to the back.
Shain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Shain bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Shain follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard stuns Shain with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#CL2#
Shain takes the fight into the clinch.
Shain missing with knees to the body.
Bastard on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shain scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Shain has him pressed against the cage.
Shain with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Shain working aggressively here.
Shain misses with some punches. #T1#
Bastard managing to block the knees to the body from Shain.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Shain trying to land knees to the body.
Shain is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bastard avoiding damage as Shain throws knees to the body.
Shain misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shain tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Shain back against the cage.
Shain working aggressively here.
Shain swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Shain lands an elbow that stopped Bastard in his tracks for a moment.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Shain.
Shain tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bastard avoids it.#T2#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bastard creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Shain.
Bastard tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shain's elbow.
Shain blocking some punches.
Shain missing with knees to the body.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Shain won't allow it.
Shain tries to land a knee to the head but Bastard blocks with his arms.
Shain pushes Bastard back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shain landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shain keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bastard's efforts to push away.
Shain misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shain misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bastard. #T3#
Bastard blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bastard lands a right hand.
Shain tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bastard avoids it.
Shain working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shain throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bastard blocks it with crossed arms.
Shain misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sampson Shain seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Shain tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bastard avoids it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Bastard's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shain misses with some punches.
Shain misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shain throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Bastard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T4#
Shain looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Bastard misses the jab.
Good exchange - Shain coming out on top.
Shain uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Shain looks to land a body kick but Bastard moved away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard tests Shain's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shain scores with a jab to the head.
Shain tries to clinch but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shain moves away.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Shain moved out of range.
Bastard moves away from the strike by Shain.
Shain slips under a jab.
Shain looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Shain swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Shain lands a leg kick that knocks Bastard off balance momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sampson Shain comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Shain has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sampson Shain!

 

Event: GC 334 Megaton vs Honda     
Date:   Feb 16, 2020
#R1#
Rios bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Rios avoids nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#TD2#
Bastard gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.#ES#
Bastard has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Rios off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Rios ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Rios was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Bastard enables Rios to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Bastard manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.#ES#
Bastard is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Rios presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rios tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Rios tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it. #TD2#
Rios pulls Bastard into guard.
Rios looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#SUB2#
Rios has his foot on Bastard's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bastard works his way back into a safe position though.
Bastard is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Rabid Dog that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Rios has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bastard can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bastard content to stall in guard here.
Bastard's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T1#
Bastard wants to control from the top but Rios keeps moving. #SUB2#
Rios is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Rios is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bastard is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Bastard trying to control but Rios is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Rios working for a triangle but Bastard defends it easily. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bastard is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #SUB2#
Rios working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bastard doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bastard manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Rios looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Bastard working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Rios is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Rios is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bastard is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
Rios looking for a guillotine here but Bastard defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T3#
Bastard slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Rios struggling a bit here.
Rios tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Bastard wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Bastard remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rios keeps working.
Bastard controls the position.
Bastard has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T4#
Bastard wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rios keeps working.
Bastard is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Rios's shoulder. That is not cool.
Rios is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Rios is not content to let Bastard control the position.
Rios struggling a bit here.
Rios tries to improve position but can't.
Rios is not content to let Bastard control the position.
Rios is looking to reverse the position.
Bastard tries to move into full mount but can't pass Rios's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rios.
Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rios in his tracks. #TD2#
Rios scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. #ES#
Bastard has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Rios is on him like a limpet, forcing Bastard back against the cage.#TD2#
Rios pulls guard effortlessly. #SUB2#
Rios is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bastard is aware though and is defending well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Rios keeps moving. #SUB2#
Bastard has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Rios to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Bastard is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Rios pulls down on the head and he's put Bastard to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Adam Rios!
Adam Rios spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: GC 331 Honda vs Hoarse     
Date:   Jan 25, 2020
#R1#
Shain looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Bastard misses with a jab to the body
and Shain connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shain keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shain scores with a jab.
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Shain uses good head movement to avoid it.
A good leg kick by Shain.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Shain ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Shain cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Shain is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard misses with a hook. Shain ducked under it nicely.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Shain throws a combination. Bastard tries to block but a couple of punches get through.#ROC#
Bastard is rocked!
Bastard fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Shain finish him?
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches. #T1#
Shain throws a low kick but Bastard avoids it.
Bastard lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Shain tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Shain throws out a loose jab but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Shain.
Shain lands with a good body shot.
Shain wants to slow Bastard down by chopping away at his legs.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard throws a right hand that Shain ducks under and follows up with a left that Shain also avoids with ease.
Shain is looking to counter punch.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shain has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Mello MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Shain lands a right hook to the body.
Shain avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Bastard checks a low kick from Shain.
Bastard is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shain gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bastard.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Shain.
Shain throws a big shot that misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bastard checks a leg kick.
Bastard swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bastard throws a one two combo. #CUT2#
It looks like Sampson Shain has been cut.
Bastard moves out of range as Shain strikes.
Shain scores with the left hand. Bastard knows he should have avoided that one.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shain dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Bastard swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shain moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shain is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bastard throws a hook but Shain avoids it easily.
Shain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shain throws a head kick that misses.
Shain feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bastard's calf.#T3#
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shain.
Shain takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shain throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bastard throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Shain stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Shain throws a low kick but Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Shain makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bastard takes one on the button.
Bastard connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Shain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Donk. Shain catches Bastard right on the button with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shain scores with a push kick.
Bastard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Shain avoids it well.
Shain looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Shain shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A little jabbing left from Bastard on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Some wild striking there from Shain. #T4#
Shain ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shain keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard misses the jab.
Shain looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shain is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard throws a counter combo.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shain throws a leg kick but Bastard checks it.
Bastard misses the jab.
Shain scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bastard doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard checks a low kick from Shain.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Shain ducks down to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Shain on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Shain lands with a slapping head kick.
Bastard moves forwards but Shain connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Shain does a little dance to reset his feet.
An inside leg kick lands from Shain.
Shain scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bastard scores with a nice strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Sampson Shain will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Sampson Shain's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Shain looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shain.
Shain uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bastard's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shain looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Shain swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bastard scores with a nice head shot.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Shain.
Bastard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Shain moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A swing and a miss from Shain.
Bastard unleashes a big counter combination but Shain bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Shain swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shain with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Shain dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bastard. That did some damage!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard lands a glancing blow to the side of Shain's head.
Nice body punch from Shain.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
A little feinted left hand from Shain on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Bastard in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
The fighters circle momentarily. Shain darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shain connects with a leg kick. Bastard looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Shain connects with a right hand. Bastard shakes it off.#T1#
Shain is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Shain throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastard! But no joy.
Shain needs to keep his hands up - Bastard had a free shot at his head there.
Bastard throws a hook but Shain avoids it easily.
It looked like Shain was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Bastard.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Shain is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bastard scores with a jab to the head.
Bastard misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shain throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sampson Shain is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Shain moves away and avoids it.
Shain moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shain moves out of range of the strikes.
It appears Shain was looking to counter with a kick there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard swings for the body but Shain moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Shain.
Shain bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bastard's head.
Shain fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bastard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#T2#
Bastard connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Shain avoids the body shot from Bastard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Shain throws a front kick that sends Bastard stumbling back into the cage.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bastard.
A telegraphed right hand from Shain misses the target.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shain throws out a loose jab but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shain moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Shain throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Bastard connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Shain's hands.
Shain ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Shain counters with a nice leg kick.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shain.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shain.
Nice body kick from Shain.
Shain buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick. #T3#
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard swings for the body but Shain moves out of range.
Shain stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Shain does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shain can pounce on him.
Bastard lands a head shot.
Shain thuds his right hand into Bastard's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A punch combination from Shain misses.
Shain takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shain.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shain looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bastard misses with a hook
and Shain counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Bastard is breathing heavily.#T4#
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Shain counters with a straight right hand.
Shain changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Shain misses with a head kick.
Shain dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bastard. That did some damage!
Bastard lands a jab-cross combination.
Shain throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Shain.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Shain. That one must have hurt.
Shain scores with a head kick.
Nice body kick there by Shain.
Shain misses with a head kick.
Bastard lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Shain throws a jab but it's blocked by Bastard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard slips a jab and a cross from Shain.
Shain ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shain swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Sampson Shain will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Sampson Shain's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Shain takes one to the chin there.
Bastard scores with a jab to the head.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Shain.
Shain darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A shot to the liver by Shain. Beautiful body shot.
Bastard lands with an overhand left.
Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shain.
Shain throws a hook but Bastard avoids it easily.
Shain throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shain moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Bastard scores with a nice head shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid leg kick lands there for Shain.
Shain blocks a jab.
Shain walks into a stiff left hand from Bastard.#ROC2#
Shain is rocked!
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard throws a right hand that Shain ducks under and follows up with a left that Shain also avoids with ease.#T1#
Shain swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Shain.
Shain takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Shain fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bastard has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Shain throws a right hand that Bastard ducks under and follows up with a left that Bastard also avoids with ease.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shain fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
The fighters circling - Shain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shain on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Shain cracks a nice hook into Bastard's ribs.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shain was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Shain scoring well with a low kick there.
Bastard throws the left hand but Shain avoids the punch easily.
Shain catches Bastard with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shain throws a low kick but Bastard moves out of range easily.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Shain sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard misses with a hook. Shain ducked under it nicely.
Shain fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Shain's head but Shain sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Shain seems unphased.
Shain staying out of range there.
And Shain counters with a quick kick to the body but Bastard blocks it.
Bastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Shain sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bastard checks a leg kick.
Shain fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Shain clobbers Bastard with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Shain throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Shain slips the punch.
Shain will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T3#
Shain lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Shain avoids it well.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Shain was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shain uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Decent striking displayed by Shain there.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Shain's shoulder, as Shain tries to avoid the shot.
Shain ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Shain looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Shain moved out of range nicely.
Shain lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Shain connects with an inside leg kick.
No joy there for Shain, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Shain.
Shain takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T4#
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shain moves away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Shain.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
A punch lands to the side of Shain 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Shain.
Shain lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Shain throws a series of punches but Bastard avoids them all with ease.
Shain is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shain throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bastard has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Shain.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shain.
Shain throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shain manages to avoid it.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Shain avoids it well.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Sampson Shain.
Well Shain has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Sampson Shain!

 

Event: GC 327 Xmas Bash!     
Date:   Dec 25, 2019
#R1#
Bohi misses with a head kick.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bohi. Bohi obviously looking to wear him down.
Bohi connects with an inside leg kick.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#KD2#
Bohi lands a big head kick that sends Bastard tumbling to the mat! Bohi takes a step backwards and waves Bastard back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Bohi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bohi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bohi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bastard's sensitive parts.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Bohi avoids them all with ease.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bohi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bohi steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Bastard.
Bastard throws a right hand that Bohi ducks under and follows up with a left that Bohi also avoids with ease.
Bohi appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Bohi.
Bohi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bastard on the side of the head.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bohi tries a head kick but it misses.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Bohi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bohi shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bohi lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Bohi.
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bohi feints a counter leg kick.#T1#
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Bohi looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bohi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Bohi ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bohi.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Bohi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard swats away the attempt to clinch by Bohi.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Bohi counters with a body kick.
Bohi ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bohi connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bohi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bohi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Bohi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bohi ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bohi throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it. #T2#
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bastard swings for the body but Bohi moves out of range.
It seemed like Bohi was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bastard ducks right into an uppercut from Bohi.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bohi. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Bohi fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Bohi looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bohi lands a nice shot to the body.
That kick from Bohi tenderised Bastard's leg. Bastard is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bohi lands with a thumping leg kick.
A big left from Bohi misses.
Bohi scores with a nice strike.
Bohi misses with a looping right.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bohi.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard jabs at Bohi's body.
Bohi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T3#
Nice shot lands for Bohi.
Bohi takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Bohi.
Bastard scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A jab from Bohi does it's job there.
A head kick misses from Bohi.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bohi looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bohi.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bohi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bohi lands the left hand.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bohi was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
A lazy left from Bastard finds it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard's corner calls for a 1-2. Bastard obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.#CL2#
Bohi fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the cage.
Bohi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bohi digs a right hand underneath Bastard's ribcage. Bastard let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bohi has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard. #T4##BC#
Bastard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bohi tries to land a leg kick but Bastard saw it coming and moves away.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Bohi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A head kick misses from Bohi.
Bohi throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard moves out of range of the leg kick from Bohi.
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bohi.
Bohi lands an overhand right.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bohi circles away quickly and effectively.
Bohi ducks right into an uppercut from Bastard.
Bohi with a hook.
Bohi throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard takes a swing at Bohi's ribcage but misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A good leg kick by Bohi.
Bastard misses the body punch #CL2#
and Bohi counters by clinching up.
A short right from Bohi on the inside.
Bohi swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dakota Bohi dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Bastard looks to land a combination but Bohi avoids it well.
Bastard falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bohi counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bohi blocks a jab.
Bohi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bohi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Good leg kick by Bohi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bohi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bohi connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bohi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bohi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bohi ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard tries to bum rush Bohi with a series of wild strikes but Bohi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bohi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bastard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bohi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bohi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
It looked like Bastard wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bohi throws a head kick that misses.
Bohi bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bastard's head.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Bohi bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bohi moves away.#T1#
Bastard on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bohi lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Bohi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bohi lands a nice hook to Bastard's body. Bastard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Bohi. That snapped Bastard's head back.
Bohi wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Bohi avoids it well.
Bastard moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromBohi.
Bastard lands a slapping body shot.
Bastard connects with a body shot.
Bohi will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard lands a body shot.
Bohi fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bastard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bohi walks into a straight right hand from Bastard.
A jab lands there for Bastard.
Bohi gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Bohi uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Bohi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bohi counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Good shot there by Bohi.
Bohi fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Bohi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dakota Bohi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bohi moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bohi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#KD2#
Bohi sends Bastard crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Bohi is motioning to the referee to let Bastard up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Bohi ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bohi ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
A good leg kick by Bohi.
Bohi ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bastard on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bohi doesn't seem bothered though.
Bohi fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.#CL2#
Bohi fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Bastard has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Bohi digs a right hand underneath Bastard's ribcage. Bastard let out a lung full of air as it connected.#T3#
Bohi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short left from Bohi.
Bohi prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
Bohi lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bohi tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Bohi back against the cage.
Bohi tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bohi tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bastard wants to break free but Bohi has control.
Bohi throws a head punch that misses.
Bastard letting Bohi take a breather here.
Bastard letting Bohi take a breather here.
Bohi misses with a hook to the ribs. #T4#
Still in the clinch, Bohi scores with a nice short uppercut.#BC#
Bastard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bohi.
Bohi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice body punch from Bohi.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Bohi feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bastard's calf.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bohi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bohi ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bohi.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slow jab from Bohi misses its intended target.
Bohi connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Bohi's head but Bohi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bohi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dakota Bohi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Bohi is out of range.
Bastard's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Bastard throws a right hand that Bohi ducks under and follows up with a left that Bohi also avoids with ease.
Bohi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Bohi's shoulder, as Bohi tries to avoid the shot. #KD2#
Bohi lands a big right hand that sends Bastard crashing to the mat! Bohi stays standing though and waves Bastard back to his feet!
Bohi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bastard's sensitive parts.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bohi drops Bastard with a straight right hand, right on the button! Bohi follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dakota Bohi!
Post fight, Dakota Bohi took to the microphone: 'THE RUN ISN'T OVER. I WANT THAT BELT. '.

 

Event: GC 322 Spud vs The Man     
Date:   Nov 16, 2019
#R1#
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Watt manages to avoid it.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice straight punches there by Watt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Watt.
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Watt.
Watt misses the jab.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Watt dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Watt moves away and avoids it.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Watt avoids them all with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Watt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Watt counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Watt throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Watt scores with a jab to the head.
Watt moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Watt has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#T1#
Watt misses with a body kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Watt is defended easily by Bastard.
Watt looks to land a left hand but Bastard moved out of range nicely.
Bastard throws a shot to the body.
Watt lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Watt blocks a jab.
Watt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bastard misses with a combination
and Watt counters with a nice kick to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard lands a slapping body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Watt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Watt's shoulder, as Watt tries to avoid the shot.
A right-left combo lands from Bastard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Watt moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard stuns Watt with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Watt moves out of range.
Watt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Watt cracks Bastard with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Watt misses with a two punch combination.
A little feinted left hand from Bastard on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
Bastard lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bastard dips to his left and cracks Watt with an uppercut!
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Watt moves out of range.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Watt throws a head kick that Bastard semi-blocks.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Watt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bastard on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Watt takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #ROC#
Watt is rocked!
Watt lands a nice looking body shot.
Watt is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Watt! But no joy.
Watt seems to have recovered his senses.
Watt misses the shot to the body.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Watt is out of range.
Watt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Watt slips under a jab.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Watt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bastard.
Watt shoots in looking for a takedown. Bastard tries to sprawl out of it but Watt keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bastard manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. #T3#
Watt moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Watt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Watt slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Bastard blocks the body kick.
Watt tries a head kick but it misses.
Watt moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Watt ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Watt fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Bastard moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Bastard misses the jab.
Watt throws a counter combo.
Watt ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Watt slips a straight right by Bastard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Watt feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bastard's calf.
Watt tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Watt is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bastard had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.#T4#
Watt with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Watt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and Watt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jab, jab by Watt - just one landing.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Watt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Watt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Watt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Watt moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Watt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard.
A little feinted left hand from Bastard on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice body punch from Bastard.
Watt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Watt's head but Watt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Watt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bastard.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Watt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lazy Bastard will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Watt moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Watt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Watt throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Bastard scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard misses with a body shot
and Watt counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A jab from Watt misses.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Watt seems unphased.
Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Watt.
Some wild striking there from Watt.
Watt takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Watt throws a body shot but no joy.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard misses with a combination #CL2#
and Watt holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #T1#
Bastard tries to break the clinch but Watt is controlling the position. #BC2#
Watt breaks the clinch.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab by Watt.
Watt tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Scott Watt seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Watt's head but Watt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Watt misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bastard takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Watt lands a nice shot that snaps Bastard's head back.
Bastard lands with a hook. Watt tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Watt slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Watt looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Watt does a little dance to reset his feet.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Watt tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#T2#
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Watt misses with a head kick.
Watt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Watt circles away quickly and effectively.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Watt is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Watt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard misses with a hook. Watt ducked under it nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Watt!
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Watt.
Watt scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Bastard is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Watt.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Watt looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Watt ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard throws a combination. Watt tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Jab from Watt.#T3#
Watt throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Watt avoids a punch combination nicely.
Watt tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Watt moves away.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Watt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Watt throws out a powerful jab.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Watt bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Watt appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Watt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Watt moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a hook
and Watt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Watt.
Watt lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#T4#
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Watt lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Watt throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bastard's head.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Watt scores with a jab to the head.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bastard misses the jab.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Watt pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Watt.
Watt lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice defenses there by Watt.
Bastard scores with a three punch combo!
Watt throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Watt lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Scott Watt will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Watt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Watt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard defending well as Watt loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard moves out of range as Watt throws a body kick.
Watt blocks a jab.
Bastard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bastard connects with a nice looking jab.
Watt throws a nice head kick!
Decent striking displayed by Bastard there.
Bastard takes a swing at Watt's ribcage but misses.
It seemed like Watt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Watt lands a lovely overhand right.
Watt moves into range and connects with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Watt throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Watt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Watt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Watt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bastard on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#T1#
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Watt.
Bastard lands a nice shot that snaps Watt's head back.
Bastard scores with a nice strike.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Watt connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Watt throws a combination. Bastard tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A jab from Watt misses.
Watt misses with a straight right.
As Watt looks to move away, Bastard throws a big counter combo but Watt just gets out of the way.
Watt throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Watt.
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard's jab looks to have found its range, popping Watt under the eye.
Bastard takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Watt moves away and avoids it.
Watt misses with a head kick. #T2#
Watt lands a lovely overhand right.
Watt shoots in for a double leg but Bastard sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bastard will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Watt misses the shot to the body.
Bastard appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Watt scores with a kick to the body.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Watt was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Watt counters with a two punch combo.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Bastard throws a combination. Watt tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Watt on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Watt slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Watt throws a nice looking combination but Bastard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Watt counters with a two punch combo.
Bastard misses with a hook. Watt ducked under it nicely.
Watt was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bastard moves out of range as Watt throws a body kick.
Bastard digs a good hook to Watt's body. #T3#
Bastard paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
It seemed like Watt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
Nice defenses there by Watt.
A countering left hand to the body from Watt misses.
Bastard lands a jab.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Watt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
No joy there for Watt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Watt throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bastard's head.
Bastard moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
No joy there for Watt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard punishes Watt's body with a nice straight punch.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Watt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard. #T4#
Bastard swings for the body but Watt moves out of range.
Bastard tries to move into range but Watt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bastard connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Watt momentarily.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Watt counters with a left to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Watt. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Watt ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Watt.
Watt lands with a straight right. Bastard didn't see that one coming.
Watt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Watt on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Watt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Watt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Watt throws the left hand but Bastard avoids the punch easily.
Bastard was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bastard sizes up Watt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard throws a hook but Watt blocks it.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Watt manages to avoid it.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Lazy Bastard.
I think Bastard has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Lazy Bastard!

An out of breath Lazy Bastard thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: GC 317 Chocolate vs Honda     
Date:   Oct 12, 2019
#R1#
Bastard misses with a hook.
The Man looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Man gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by The Man.
The Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses #CL2#
and The Man holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
A shot in the inside from The Man.
Bastard blocks a body shot from The Man.
A short right from The Man on the inside.
The Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
The Man lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bastard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
The Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow. #T1#
The Man throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bastards head.
The Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bastard can't find room to land a body shot as The Man controls the action. #BC#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Man manages to avoid it.#TD2#
The Man changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Bastard looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Man lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Bastard struggling a bit here.
Bastard is looking for a sweep.
The Man grinds an elbow into Bastard's temple.
Bastard gets back to half guard.
The Man sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bastard defending well though.
Bastard is controlling The Man's position as best he can from this difficult position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Man missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #T2#
The Man thows a huge punch but Bastard dodges it nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard wants to improve his position but The Man is controlling well.
The Man missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. The Man connects with a nice short shot to Bastard's temple.
The Man has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bastard wants to get back to full guard.
The Man scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The Man uses his free foot to push down on Bastard's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Bastard.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
You get the feeling that Bastard really doesn't like being in this position too much.
The referee warns Bastard that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Bastard holds on for dear life.
The Man cracks Bastard with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena. #T3#
The Man with a couple of short strikes.#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Bastard tries to buck The Man off but he can't manage it.
Oh Bastard is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Man avoids the attempt from Bastard to control.
Bastard gets back to half guard.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. The Man connects with a nice short shot to Bastard's temple.
The Man missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The Man lands strikes from half guard.
Bastard is trying to maintain the position but The Man is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB2#
The Man is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Bastard doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time The Man.
Bastard is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Rabid Dog that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
The Man tries to pass the half guard into mount. Bastard knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #T4#
Bastard gets full guard.
The Man works over Bastard with some ground and pound from guard.
The Man trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells The Man's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but The Man is one step ahead there.
Bastard is working hard here to advance position.
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard is trying to keep The Man in close.
The Man with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob The Man dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Bastard lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bastard throws a hook but The Man blocks it.#KD2#
The Man drops Bastard with a beautiful combination! Bastard stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - The Man is looking for the KO!
Bastard throws a hook but The Man avoids it easily.
The Man misses the shot to the body.
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Man.
The Man with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Man throws a lazy right hand but Bastard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but The Man slips the punch.
Bastard darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Man gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bastard.
The Man takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
The Man lands with an overhand left.
The Man gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Bastard counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bastard takes a swing at The Man's ribcage but misses.
The Man fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#TD2#
The Man shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#ES#
Bastard makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#T1##TD2#
The Man scores with a takedown into Bastard's guard.
Bastard is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
The Man wants to get back to full guard.
Bastard is thwarting The Man's attempts to control the position.
Bastard is trying to control the action in half guard but The Man is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The Man is looking to control Bastard's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can The Man avoid being mounted?
The Man is positioning himself well to prevent Bastard advancing to mount. #SUB2#
Bastard moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from The Man.
The Man regains half guard there - taking advantage of Bastard's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Bob The Man has got the better of the ground game so far.#T2#
The Man is trying to maintain the position but Bastard is very close to passing his half guard.
Bastard seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The Man is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
The Man is looking for a sweep. Bastard is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bastard is trying to control. The Man wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T3#
The Man lands with a few short shots to the body.
Bastard is looking to take a break and control but The Man is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bastard content to control rather than advance.
The Man is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
The Man wants to get back to full guard.
Still in half guard, Bastard seems content to control.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
The Man thows a body kick. Bastard tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Man lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
The Man misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bastard misses the jab.
Sloppy strikes from The Man. Those never looked like landing. #T4#
The Man gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Donk. Bastard catches The Man right on the button with a cross.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Man counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard swings for the body but The Man moves out of range.
Bastard cracks The Man with an open hand slap.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A thudding body kick lands there by The Man!
The Man is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bastard rather than just go for the knockout.
The Man with a hook.
The Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bastard is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The Man scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard blocks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bob The Man will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Man tries to move into range but Bastard moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bob The Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Man dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Bastard scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Bastard checks a low kick from The Man.#CL2#
The Man rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
A short left from The Man.
The Man lands a nice uppercut.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Man has him pressed against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from The Man.
The Man lands a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Man misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bastard.
Bastard is trying to break free.#T1#
The Man pushes Bastard back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A right handed body shot lands from The Man.
The Man scores with a hook to the body.
A short right from The Man.
The Man lands with a left to the head.
A head punch on the inside from The Man fails to land.
The Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Man lands a body punch in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from The Man fails to land.
The Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
A left hand lands to the body for The Man.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
The Man misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Man misses with some punches.
The Man fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bastard can't find room to land a body shot as The Man controls the action.
Bob The Man seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The Man misses with the head strike.
Bastard is trying to break free.
A right hook to the body lands for The Man.
The Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from The Man fails to land.
The Man misses with a punch on the inside.
The Man can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
A left hand lands to the body for The Man.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T3#
The Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The Man is struggling to control the position.
Nice body punch from The Man - that landed with a thud.
The Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
The Man presses Bastard against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
Good body shot from The Man.
The Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bastard.
The Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bastard tries to break free but The Man pushes him back against the cage.
The Man's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.#T4#
Bastard is trying to force a seperation but The Man has the dominant position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Man.
The Man lands a right hand.
The Man lands a shoulder strike.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Bastard prevents a body shot from The Man.
The Man changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bastard fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by The Man.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.#TD2#
The Man scores with a takedown into Bastard's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Man controlling from the top position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bob The Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The Man has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bob The Man!

 

Event: GC 311 Bastard vs Spud     
Date:   Aug 31, 2019
#R1#
Spud lands a nice shot that snaps Bastard's head back.
Spud bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Spud scores with a push kick.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Spud.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Spud comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#KD2#
Spud drops Bastard with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bastard looks back up at him and smiles so Spud waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A solid leg kick lands there for Spud.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spud.
A little jabbing left from Spud on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bastard connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Spud momentarily.
Spud scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Spud looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Spud with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Spud lands a right hook to the body.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Spud counters with a left to the body.
Bastard slips a jab from Spud.
Bastard was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spud sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Spud takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spud.
Spud swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bastard misses with a right hand #KD2#
and Spud counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bastard! Spud lets Bastard back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Bastard walks forward, straight into a front kick from Spud.#T1#
Bastard swings for the body but Spud moves out of range. #KD2#
Spud lands a big right hand that sends Bastard crashing to the mat! Spud stays standing though and waves Bastard back to his feet!
Spud throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard with a nice cross.
Bastard tries to get into range but Spud steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Bastard! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Spud scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). William Spud!
After the big win, William Spud made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors UnderGround Supplements and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: GC306     
Date:   Jul 21, 2019
#R1#
Shain walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Shain scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shain turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard misses with a hook. Shain ducked under it nicely.
Bastard throws a body punch but Shain moves out of range.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shain connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Shain moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Shain on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Shain plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Shain waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard.
Shain tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shain takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shain throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Bastard falls off balance throwing a combination
and Shain counters with a big head kick but Bastard shrugs it off.
Shain scores with a leg kick.
Shain lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shain.
Shain on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Shain darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Shain uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Shain takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bastard defending well as Shain loads up on a big left hand.
Shain throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bastard.#ROC#
Bastard is rocked!
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Shain finish him?
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Shain slips the punch.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Shain feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Shain paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bastard digs a good hook to Shain's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shain.
Shain lands with a shot to the body.
Shain throws a hook but Bastard avoids it easily.
Shain throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T2#
Shain pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bastard is out of range and Shain settles back down.
Bastard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Shain avoids them all with ease.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shain.
Shain cracks the inside of Bastard's front leg.
Bastard's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bastard duly obliges. #CUT2#
It looks like Sampson Shain has been cut.
Bastard defending well as Shain loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard tries to bum rush Shain with a series of wild strikes but Shain uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Shain swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shain manages to avoid it.
Good exchange - Shain coming out on top.
Shain uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Shain ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Shain seems unphased.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Shain.
Shain misses with a looping left.
Bastard throws a counter combo.
The fighters circling - Shain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Shain moved out of range nicely.
Bastard fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#T3#
Shain thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Shain keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bastard.
Shain scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Shain is out of range.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
An attempted straight right counter from Shain misses the target.
Shain ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shain ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard scores with a hook to the body. Shain takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Shain fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Shain's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bastard under the eye.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Shain counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shain feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bastard's calf.
Shain digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard takes a swing at Shain's ribcage but misses.
It appears Shain was looking to counter with a kick there.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Shain.
Shain on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Shain avoids the body shot from Bastard. #T4#
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard misses with a hook.
An attempted straight right counter from Shain misses the target.
Bastard with a nice cross.
Shain buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Bastard. That snapped Shain's head back.
Shain changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard connects with a single shot there.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Shain thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Shain turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Shain had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Shain lands with an overhand left.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shain lands a nice shot to the body.
Shain connects with an inside leg kick.
Bastard with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard works Shain's body with a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Lazy Bastard will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Sampson Shain's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Shain takes one to the chin there.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Shain slips under a jab.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Shain.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Shain avoids it well.
Bastard scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Shain defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Shain lands with a thumping leg kick.
Shain uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shain throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard throws a body punch but Shain moves out of range.
Shain ducks right into an uppercut from Bastard.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shain. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Shain seems unphased.
Bastard lands a two punch combo. #ROC2#
Shain is rocked!
Bastard lands with a straight right. Shain didn't see that one coming.
Oh Shain is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Shain lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#T1#
Shain ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Shain appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Shain throws a body kick that misses.
Bastard moves out of range of the body kick from Shain.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shain moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
BOOM! Bastard lands a beautiful left hook that drops Shain. Shain tries to recover but Bastard is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Shain lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Riner Clothing Everything for 50$ only, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: GC 303     
Date:   Jul 04, 2019
#R1#
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.#TD2#
Watt closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bastard did well to prevent Watt getting side control.#ES#
Bastard kicks off Watt and gets to his feet.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Watt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away.
Bastard connects with a crisp jab.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Watt avoids it well.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bastard darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Watt ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
A countering left hand to the body from Watt misses.
Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Watt.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Watt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
A looping hook to the body misses from Watt. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bastard has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bastard throws a hook but Watt avoids it easily.
Watt dips to his left and cracks Bastard with an uppercut!
A big right from Bastard misses.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses #CL2#
and Watt counters into the clinch. Nicely done. #T1##BC2#
Watt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Watt avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Bastard slips a straight right by Watt.
Watt loads up on a big right hand but Bastard slips the punch.
Watt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A punch combination from Watt misses.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Watt moved out of range.
A little jabbing left from Watt on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bastard lands with a nice combination. Watt backs away looking to recover.
Watt takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Watt throws a good cross that connects.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Watt slips under a jab from Bastard.
A chopping leg kick lands by Watt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bastard throws a body punch but Watt moves out of range.
Watt just misses with a punch to the body.
Watt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Watt is out of range. #T2#
Bastard jabs Watt right on the nose. Watt blinks but takes it well.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Watt misses with a double jab.
Watt throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Watt cracks the inside of Bastard's front leg.
Watt scores with a kick to the body.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Watt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Watt throws a shot to the body.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Watt throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bastard.
Watt dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Watt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard misses with a right hand
enabling Watt to counter with a crisp jab.
Good shot there by Bastard.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Bastard misses with a combination
and Watt counters with a right hand to the body. #T3#
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard throws a body punch but Watt moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Watt, right into the meat.
A right-left combo lands from Bastard.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Watt counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Watt dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Watt manages to avoid it.
Watt's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bastard under the eye.#TD2#
Watt drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Watt working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard is trying to get back to half guard.
Watt trying to control the position but Bastard is working away.
Bastard is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Bastard tries to improve position but can't. #T4#
Bastard taking punishment in the form of punches.
Bastard is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Bastard is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Rabid Dog that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Watt throws a strike aimed at the side of Bastard's head but Bastard avoids it well.#ES#
Bastard sneaks out the side door and pushes Watt away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
A nice combination there by Watt.
Watt throws a nice looking combination but Bastard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Watt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Watt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Watt walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
and Watt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Watt slips under a jab from Bastard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.#TD2#
Watt shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bastard's guard.#ES#
Bastard has his feet on Watt's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Watt lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Bastard moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lazy Bastard will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##KD#
Bastard lands a left and a right that send Watt crashing to the mat, dazed. Bastard thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
Watt is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
and Bastard counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Watt! He's just covering up as Bastard starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lazy Bastard made sure he mentioned Riner Clothing Everything for 50$ only, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: GC 294     
Date:   May 18, 2019
#R1#
Bastard misses with a double jab.
A big left from Fring misses.
Fring just misses with a punch to the body.
Fring has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.#CUT#
It looks like Gustavo Fring has been cut.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Fring counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fring has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fring.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Fring is out of range.
Bastard tests Fring's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Bastard lands a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
A lazy left from Bastard finds it's target.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Fring let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A big left from Fring misses.
Fring defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
A nice side step and Fring releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Fring does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1##KD2#
Fring feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Bastard sprawling to the canvas! Bastard rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Fring finish him?! #ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Fring misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fring.
Fring lands a body shot.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Fring uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard misses with an uppercut #KD2#
and Fring counters with a nice right hand that sends Bastard toppling to the canvas! Bastard scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Fring finish him?!
Bastard throws an off balance right hand
and Fring counters with a big left hand that crumples Bastard! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gustavo Fring!
An out of breath Gustavo Fring thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: GC 290     
Date:   Apr 20, 2019
#R1#
A big left from Bastard misses.
Sanchez is looking for the big counter here.
A shot to the body from Bastard misses #KD2#
and Sanchez counters with a nice right hand that sends Bastard toppling to the canvas! Bastard scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Sanchez finish him?!#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Sanchez has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Bastard is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sanchez dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard throws a body punch but Sanchez moves out of range.
It seemed like Sanchez was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sanchez moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sanchez shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bastard throws a left and a right that both miss
and Sanchez counters with a slapping leg kick.
Sanchez avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sanchez looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sanchez fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bastard thuds a left hand into Sanchez's body.
Bastard with a nice cross.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sanchez circles away quickly and effectively.
Bastard misses with a combination
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
Sanchez showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sanchez. Sanchez circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #KD2#
and Sanchez counters with a crisp one two that drops Bastard! Sanchez thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Bastard to his feet! Bastard is in big trouble!
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Sanchez's head but Sanchez sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sanchez now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bastard misses the body punch
and Sanchez rattles Bastard with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Bastard tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Sanchez dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Bastard stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Steve Sanchez!
A relieved looking Steve Sanchez thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: GC 283     
Date:   Mar 22, 2019
#R1#
McKane takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
It looked like McKane wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
letting McKane counter with a right hand.
Bastard avoids the body shot from McKane.
McKane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard misses with a jab to the body
and McKane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bastard jabs at McKane's body.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McKane looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
McKane throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
McKane scores with a hook to the body. Bastard takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McKane lands a nice shot that snaps Bastard's head back.
Bastard misses the jab.
McKane missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard misses with a combination
and McKane cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but McKane sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T1#
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but McKane is out of range.
McKane throwing a counter right hand but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Bastard throws a series of punches but McKane avoids them all with ease.
Bastard falls off balance throwing a combination
and McKane counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McKane looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McKane was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McKane connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bastard momentarily.
Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McKane throws out the jab.
McKane missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McKane slips under a jab from Bastard.
McKane gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bastard.
McKane moves away from the strike by Bastard.
McKane slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
McKane lands a nice looking body shot.
McKane takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Jab, jab by McKane - just one landing.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. McKane was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard slips a straight right by McKane.
Bastard misses with a hook
and McKane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bastard closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bastard closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McKane manages to avoid it.
McKane throwing a counter right hand but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but McKane is just out of range.
Bastard moves away from the strike by McKane. #T3#
McKane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It seemed like Bastard was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
McKane throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard lands a jab to the nose.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but McKane is out of range.
McKane throws a hook but Bastard blocks it.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
McKane was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but McKane is just out of range.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but McKane is just out of range.
Bastard throws a jab when McKane was well out of range.
McKane digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
McKane defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #CL#
McKane gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
McKane struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
McKane has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
McKane working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T4#
McKane lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard misses with the head strike.
McKane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McKane doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch.
McKane misses with a looping right.
A big right from McKane misses.
Bastard now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McKane dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
McKane moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McKane avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
McKane throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
McKane scores with a shot to the body.
Bastard doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bastard swings for the body but McKane moves out of range.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. McKane moves away and avoids it.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McKane counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and McKane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McKane walks into a left hand.
Bastard misses with a hook to the body
and McKane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McKane takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McKane counters with a straight right hand.#ROC#
Bastard is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
McKane is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bastard.
McKane throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bastard.
McKane tries to clinch but Bastard moves out of range.
McKane lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Bastard connects with a body shot that sends McKane's belly button to the back.#T1#
Bastard scores with a jab.
McKane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McKane needs to keep his hands up - Bastard had a free shot at his head there.
McKane slips a jab from Bastard.
McKane scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McKane lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Bastard throws a hook but McKane avoids it easily.
Nice shot by McKane.
Bastard misses with a combination
and McKane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bastard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McKane keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bastard.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. McKane moves away and avoids it.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches. #T2#
Bastard missing with a left hand there. McKane was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #CL#
McKane rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
McKane swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
McKane lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
A short left from McKane.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can McKane finish him?
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
McKane tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing McKane back against the cage.
McKane misses with a body punch.
McKane lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McKane struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
McKane swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
McKane working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bastard tries to circle away but McKane has him pinned against the cage.
Bastard misses with the head strike.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McKane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McKane swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bastard blocks a body shot from McKane.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but McKane won't allow it.
McKane tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hook to the body lands for McKane.
A shot in the inside from McKane. #T4#
McKane lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bastard backwards. #BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
McKane jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jab, jab by Bastard - just one landing.
Nice jab there from McKane.
Bastard slips a straight right by McKane.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. McKane does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but McKane bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
McKane gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bastard.
McKane misses with an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McKane misses the shot to the body.
Bastard is looking for the big counter here.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bastard, as that shot connected.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Taz McKane will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
A cross from McKane lands.
McKane ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McKane.
McKane throws out a loose jab but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard scores with the left hand. McKane knows he should have avoided that one.
Bastard throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McKane on the side of the head. #CL#
McKane moves into range and clinches up with Bastard.#BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McKane moves away.
McKane swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A jab from Bastard does it's job there.
McKane ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bastard throws a series of punches but McKane moves out of range.
McKane throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard counters with a two punch combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McKane throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
McKane scores with a hook to the body. Bastard takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bastard misses with a hook
and McKane counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
McKane fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bastard slips a straight right by McKane.
Bastard misses with a combination
and McKane cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McKane.
McKane defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
McKane throwing a counter right hand but Bastard manages to avoid it.#CL#
McKane clinches up with Bastard and pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from McKane fails to land.
McKane misses with a body punch.
Bastard missing with knees to the body.
Bastard misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McKane.
McKane misses with a hook from the clinch. #T2#
McKane swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McKane swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McKane lands with a light punch inside.
Bastard tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McKane's elbow.
McKane working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard has had enough of the clinch but McKane keeps him there for the moment.
McKane lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Taz McKane has scored more points in the clinch so far.#BC2#
Bastard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. McKane does a little dance to reset his feet.#KD#
McKane cracks Bastard with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Bastard looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can McKane finish him?
McKane throws a body shot but no joy. #T3#
Bastard closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
A little feinted left hand from McKane on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lazy Bastard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McKane ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard throws an off balance right hand
and McKane counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but McKane moved out of range nicely.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and McKane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
BOOM! McKane lands a beautiful left hook that drops Bastard. Bastard tries to recover but McKane is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Bastard lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taz McKane!
Taz McKane decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: GC 279     
Date:   Mar 02, 2019
#R1#
Bastard throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Tiote counters with a takedown into side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Bastard on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Tiote throws an elbow but Bastard slips to the side and avoids it well.
Bastard manages to get back to half guard.
Bastard is looking to escape.
Bastard is looking to improve his position.
Bastard wants to control but Tiote is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Bastard blocking the ground and pound attempt from Tiote.
Tiote is looking to take a break and control but Bastard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Tiote has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiote controlling the action here.
Bastard wants to improve his position but Tiote is controlling well.
Tiote is keen to just control but Bastard is a slippery customer.#T1#
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Tiote trying to control the action but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard is trying to escape back to his feet but Tiote uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Tiote wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bastard keeps working.
Tiote controlling from side mount.
Tiote prevents Bastard from escaping the position.
Tiote is looking to take a break and control but Bastard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tiote prevents Bastard from escaping the position.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tiote slips under a jab.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Tiote moves away and avoids it.
Tiote staying out of range there.
Tiote drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bastard defends it well.
Tiote takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Tiote moves out of range.
Tiote is looking to clinch but Bastard is avoiding it.
Tiote shoots for a takedown but Bastard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Tiote ducks right into an uppercut from Bastard. #T3#
Bastard is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
A cross from Bastard lands.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Tiote.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Bastard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bastard tries to bum rush Tiote with a series of wild strikes but Tiote uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tiote takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tiote takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard works Tiote's body with a nice hook.#T4#
Bastard throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Tiote counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Tiote won't allow Bastard to sweep him here.
Tiote pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bastard is keeping the position for now.
Bastard working a defensive guard here.
Bastard bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Tiote's guard. #REVR#
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Tiote is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Tiote is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Bastard throws a right hand that misses #TD2#
and Tiote counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
We've been hearing good reports from Bastard's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Tiote throws a big right hand that misses.
Tiote scoring with some ground and pound.
Tiote trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Tiote working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bastard's head.
Bastard is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Tiote dives into side control.
Bastard wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Bastard tries to buck Tiote off but Tiote is having none of it.
Bastard is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Feihck Tiote has got the better of the ground game so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiote cracks Bastard with an elbow. That is naaassty.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Tiote asserts his dominance and retains side control.#ES#
Bastard throws Tiote to one side and escapes!#T1#
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tiote moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Tiote sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tiote flicks out a counter leg kick but Bastard steps away.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard jabs Tiote to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tiote looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bastard is fending him off so far but Tiote persists. Nope, Bastard circles away and we're back to standing.
Bastard was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tiote avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Tiote shapes to counter with a head kick.
Bastard lands a nice hook to Tiote's body. Tiote takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tiote cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tiote looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Tiote blocks a jab.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T2#
Bastard throws a good cross that connects.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tiote slips under a jab.
Tiote appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tiote shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bastard as he jumps to the side.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Feihck Tiote.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Tiote avoids them all with ease.
Bastard works the jab nicely.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Tiote has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tiote there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bastard scores with a decent looking hook.
Tiote takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Nice defenses there by Tiote.
Bastard misses with a shot to the body
and Tiote counters with a head kick.
Bastard falls off balance throwing a combination #TD2#
and Tiote decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bastard's guard.#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!#T3#
Tiote's corner is telling him to maintain position.#ES#
Bastard manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.#TD2#
Tiote gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Tiote postures up.
Tiote is fighting to break Bastard's control of his arms but Bastard is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Bastard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Tiote trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Tiote manages to pass to side control.
Tiote throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Bastard to regain full guard. #T4#
Tiote trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tiote is one step ahead there.
Tiote wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Tiote is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Tiote isn't so interested in that idea.
Bastard working a defensive guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard connects with the punch.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tiote feints the counter takedown.
Bastard misses with a double jab #TD2#
and Tiote counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Tiote.
Tiote is standing up over Bastard. Bastard looks to escape but Tiote dives into side control. #REVR#
Bastard tries to buck Tiote off but Tiote is having none of it.
Bastard sneaks back into half guard.
Bastard moves into full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet but Tiote is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T1#
Bastard trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Bastard working a defensive guard here.
Tiote looking to pass the guard.
Bastard wants to stand and escape but Tiote is having none of it.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Tiote's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bastard is trying to keep Tiote in close.
Tiote trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard has momentary wrist control but Tiote slips an elbow through the middle.
Bastard looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Tiote wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Tiote sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bastard looking for a sweep. Not yet Bastard, not yet.
Tiote cracks Bastard with a solid left hand.
Tiote working some strikes from top position.
Tiote passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Tiote trying to control the action but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard can't do much from the bottom here. #T3#
Tiote cracks Bastard with a big right hand but Bastard just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Bastard is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Bastard is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Tiote's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Bastard wants to improve his position but Tiote is controlling well.
Tiote trying to control from half guard but Bastard is working away.
Tiote works his way into side control.
Tiote advances nicely into full mount.
Tiote controlling from mount.
Bastard wants to hold on but Tiote pushes him away.#T4#
Bastard tries to reverse the position but Tiote maintains control.
Tiote wants to control the pace but Bastard is squirming around nicely.
Bastard keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Bastard is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Tiote tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bastard is trying desperately to improve position.
Feihck Tiote has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Tiote lands a big elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Feihck Tiote comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bastard has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lazy Bastard!

Lazy Bastard very nearly forgot to thank Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: DUEL 208     
Date:   Feb 02, 2019
#R1#
Watt ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Watt.
Bastard throws a right hand that Watt ducks under and follows up with a left that Watt also avoids with ease.
Watt misses with a body shot.
Bastard throws a jab when Watt was well out of range.
Watt dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Watt walks into a jab.
Watt scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Watt has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Watt throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Watt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Nice defenses there by Watt.
Watt only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Watt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Watt was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Watt dodges the punch combination from Bastard. #T1##CL2#
Watt closes the distance and clinches.
Watt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Watt taking a break, stalling in the clinch. #BC#
Bastard's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Watt is just out of range.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Bastard has knocked Watt down with a huge combo! Bastard steps away and waves a wobbly Watt back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC#
Watt is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Scott Watt has been cut.#CL2#
Watt closes the distance and clinches.
Watt is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC#
Bastard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bastard fakes the body blow, causing Watt to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Watt goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lazy Bastard!
After the big win, Lazy Bastard made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: DUEL 203     
Date:   Dec 29, 2018
#R1#
An inside leg kick lands from Ridgeway.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Ridgeway does a little dance to reset his feet.
An inside leg kick lands from Ridgeway.
Ridgeway lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bastard tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ridgeway lands a leg kick that knocks Bastard off balance momentarily.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Ridgeway slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Ridgeway avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ridgeway scores with a leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard avoids a kick to the body.
Ridgeway uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
A thudding body kick lands there by Ridgeway!
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ridgeway moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ridgeway misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Ridgeway with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ridgeway misses with a low kick.
Ridgeway scores with a decent looking hook.
A bone on bone clash there as Bastard blocks the leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ridgeway.
Ridgeway connects with a leg kick. Bastard looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. #T1#
Ridgeway connects with a solid leg kick.
Ridgeway tries a low kick but Bastard avoids it.
Bastard let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Ridgeway moved out of range.
Nice body kick there by Ridgeway.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ridgeway lands a nice looking body shot.
Ridgeway cracks Bastard with a good jab.
Ridgeway scoring well with a low kick there.
Bastard takes one to the chin there.
Bastard sizes up Ridgeway with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ridgeway catches Bastard with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ridgeway.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Bastard with a nice cross.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Ridgeway avoids it well.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ridgeway lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bastard will feel that in the morning.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Good leg kick by Ridgeway there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud. #T2#
Bastard tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice defenses there by Ridgeway.
Ridgeway displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ridgeway throwing a counter right hand but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Ridgeway's head but Ridgeway sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
As Bastard backs away, Ridgeway returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Ridgeway takes one to the chin there.
Bastard's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bastard lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Ridgeway looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ridgeway feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Bastard throws the left hand but Ridgeway avoids the punch easily.
Ridgeway chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ridgeway keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ridgeway avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ridgeway connects with a leg kick. Bastard looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bastard on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ridgeway feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bastard's calf.
Ridgeway throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Ridgeway moves away and avoids it.
Ridgeway uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Ridgeway uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Ridgeway quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Bastard scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut! #T3#
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Ridgeway ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Ridgeway feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Ridgeway looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Ridgeway saw that one coming.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Ridgeway throws a body shot but no joy.
Ridgeway lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Ridgeway missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Ridgeway avoids nicely.
Bastard avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bastard connects with a jab.
Nice body kick from Ridgeway.
Ridgeway scores with a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Ridgeway is looking to counter punch.
Ridgeway scores with a shot to the body.
Bastard throws the left hand but Ridgeway avoids the punch easily.
Bastard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ridgeway.
A slow jab from Ridgeway misses its intended target. #T4#
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ridgeway staying out of range there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ridgeway, right into the meat.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ridgeway.
Ridgeway ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Ridgeway lands a glancing blow to the side of Bastard's head.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ridgeway misses with a body kick.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ridgeway scores with the left hand. Bastard knows he should have avoided that one.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
and Ridgeway counters with a thumping low kick.
Bastard bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ridgeway's head.
Ridgeway cracks Bastard with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ridgeway feints and then cracks Bastard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bastard down.
Ridgeway moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ridgeway stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Ridgeway takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Ridgeway turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mathew Ridgeway will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Ridgeway connects with a leg kick. Bastard looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A good leg kick by Ridgeway.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Mathew Ridgeway is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Ridgeway bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ridgeway ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Ridgeway saw that one coming.
Ridgeway lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ridgeway.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ridgeway turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ridgeway throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ridgeway counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bastard's knee momentarily.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Ridgeway's head but Ridgeway sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ridgeway tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bastard manages to circle out of the way.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ridgeway. #T1#
Ridgeway showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Ridgeway jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Ridgeway moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ridgeway moves away.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Ridgeway was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Ridgeway fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Bastard works over Ridgeway's head and body with a nice combination.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Ridgeway fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Bastard's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ridgeway connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bastard scrambles back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ridgeway lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ridgeway's corner calls for a 1-2. Ridgeway obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ridgeway delivers a nice body kick.
Bastard tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ridgeway throws a front kick aimed at Bastard's knee but Bastard avoids it well.
Bastard swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ridgeway lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
letting Ridgeway counter with a right hand.
Ridgeway misses with a body shot. #T2#
Ridgeway thows a body kick. Bastard tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Good shot there by Ridgeway.
Ridgeway lunges at Bastard with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bastard's hand.
Bastard has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ridgeway.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ridgeway.
Ridgeway clobbers Bastard with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ridgeway on the side of the head.
Ridgeway walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bastard checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard takes one to the chin there.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ridgeway moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A big left from Ridgeway misses.
As Ridgeway backs off Bastard throws a huge counter combo but Ridgeway manages to avoid it all.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ridgeway counters with a nice leg kick.
Ridgeway scoring well with a low kick there.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ridgeway lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ridgeway keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Ridgeway looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #T3#
Bastard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Ridgeway jabs Bastard right on the nose. Bastard blinks but takes it well.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Some wild striking there from Ridgeway.
Ridgeway misses with a body kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Ridgeway!
Ridgeway just misses with a punch to the body.
Ridgeway bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard checks a low kick from Ridgeway.
Bastard has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Ridgeway wants to land a leg kick but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ridgeway lands a jab to the nose.
Ridgeway scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Ridgeway does a little dance to reset his feet.
A shot to the liver by Bastard. Beautiful body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ridgeway.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ridgeway moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ridgeway throws a body shot but no joy. #T4#
Ridgeway scores with a decent looking hook.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ridgeway.
Bastard on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice jab there from Ridgeway.
Ridgeway moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice defenses there by Ridgeway.
Ridgeway throws a good cross that connects.
Ridgeway thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bastard if he has to take too many more of those.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Ridgeway works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ridgeway manages to avoid it.
Ridgeway throws a nice outside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ridgeway with a nice cross.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ridgeway swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Ridgeway. That one must have hurt.
Ridgeway thumps Bastard with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mathew Ridgeway dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Ridgeway lands with a thumping leg kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Bastard might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Ridgeway has got the better of the exchanges.
A jab from Ridgeway does it's job there.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ridgeway.
Ridgeway throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Ridgeway cracks the inside of Bastard's front leg.
Ridgeway throws a hook but Bastard blocks it.
Good shot there by Ridgeway.
Ridgeway avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Ridgeway chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ridgeway connects with an inside leg kick.
Ridgeway moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard blocks the body kick.
Bastard throws a counter combo.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Ridgeway moved out of range nicely.
A quick step to the side and Ridgeway tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ridgeway looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ridgeway lands with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ridgeway slips a jab from Bastard.
Ridgeway throws a solid leg kick but Bastard takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ridgeway.
Ridgeway lands a head shot.
Ridgeway slips under a jab.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Ridgeway moves away and avoids it.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ridgeway is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?#T1#
Bastard stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Ridgeway dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Ridgeway goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bastard misses with a double jab
letting Ridgeway counter with a right hand.
Ridgeway misses with a wild body shot.
Ridgeway moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Bastard throws the left hand but Ridgeway avoids the punch easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ridgeway. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Ridgeway is just out of range.
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
Bastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ridgeway connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ridgeway pushes Bastard away with a front kick.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard misses with a hook
and Ridgeway finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Ridgeway ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
A counter left hand to the body from Ridgeway misses its target.
Bastard scores with a jab.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Ridgeway throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Ridgeway turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ridgeway thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ridgeway can pounce on him.
Ridgeway throws a hook but Bastard blocks it.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ridgeway.
Ridgeway displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Ridgeway throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ridgeway getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Ridgeway uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ridgeway getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A big right from Bastard misses.
A good leg kick by Ridgeway.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
An inside leg kick lands from Ridgeway.
Bastard throws a body punch but Ridgeway moves out of range.
Ridgeway feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Ridgeway wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T3#
Ridgeway defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Ridgeway connects with an inside leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ridgeway. Bastard shrugs it off though.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ridgeway.
Bastard lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ridgeway throws out the jab.
Ridgeway swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ridgeway.
Bastard misses with a hook. Ridgeway ducked under it nicely.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Ridgeway counters with an inside leg kick.
A jab from Ridgeway does it's job there.
Ridgeway is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ridgeway.
Ridgeway jabs Bastard right on the nose. Bastard blinks but takes it well.
Ridgeway slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ridgeway ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ridgeway.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Ridgeway uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ridgeway displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab. #T4#
Ridgeway dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ridgeway manages to avoid it.
Bastard scores with a body shot.
Mathew Ridgeway is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Ridgeway connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jab by Ridgeway.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nice body punch from Ridgeway.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ridgeway. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Ridgeway ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ridgeway connects with a solid leg kick.
Bastard scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Bastard's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ridgeway connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bastard scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ridgeway.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ridgeway tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bastard manages to circle out of the way.
Ridgeway catches Bastard with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Ridgeway moved out of range nicely.
Ridgeway connects with a solid leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mathew Ridgeway showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ridgeway has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:28
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mathew Ridgeway!

Mathew Ridgeway retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, Mathew Ridgeway, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: DUEL197     
Date:   Dec 01, 2018
#R1#
Bulver slips under a jab.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Bulver slips the punch.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bulver has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bulver moves out of range of the strikes.
Bulver looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Bulver counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bulver ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bulver counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Bulver staying out of range there.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard checks a low kick from Bulver.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Bulver thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bulver.
Bulver flicks out a counter leg kick but Bastard steps away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard lands an overhand right.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Bulver.
Bulver uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.#T1#
Bulver connects with an inside leg kick.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Bulver to counter with a crisp jab.
Bulver tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Donk. Bastard catches Bulver right on the button with a cross.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Bulver.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bastard.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bulver.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard misses with a hook
and Bulver counters with a straight right hand.
Bulver turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bulver fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bulver throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bulver throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bastard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bulver throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bulver smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#T2#
Bastard fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bulver lands with a shot to the body.
Bulver walks into a straight right hand from Bastard.
Bulver takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bulver bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bulver misses with a hook.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard scores with a three punch combo!
Bastard is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bulver throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bastard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Bulver takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bulver cracks Bastard with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bulver has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bulver there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bastard fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bulver moves out of range of the strikes.
Bulver let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bastard slips under a jab.
Nice shot lands for Bulver.#T3#
Bastard throws a hook but Bulver avoids it easily.
Bulver throws a hook but Bastard blocks it.
Bulver on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bastard connects with a single shot there.
Bulver throws a hook but Bastard avoids it easily.
Bastard went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bastard getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bastard misses with a hook.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Bulver only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bulver sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jab from Bastard.
Bulver looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Bulver swinging wildly here.
Bastard lands with a nice body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard connects with a body shot.
Bulver drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#T4#
Bastard lands a slapping body shot.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A right-left combo lands from Bastard. #ROC#
Bulver is rocked!
Bastard takes one to the chin there.
Bulver is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard swings for the body but Bulver moves out of range.
Bulver seems to have recovered his senses.
Bulver throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bastard on the side of the head.
Bulver throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
Bulver has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bastard finds it's way round the side to connect with Bulver's head.
A slow jab from Bulver misses its intended target.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Bulver moved out of range.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bulver was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bulver circles away quickly and effectively.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and Bulver connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bulver throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Bulver throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bulver throws a jab when Bastard was well out of range.
Bastard slips a straight right by Bulver.
Bastard dips to his left and cracks Bulver with an uppercut!
Bastard bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bulver throws a solid leg kick but Bastard takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bulver.
Bulver swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
Bulver moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
A shot to the body from Bastard misses
and Bulver counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bulver throws a nice inside leg kick.
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Bulver is out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bulver.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bulver tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Bulver was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bulver throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bulver throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bulver steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bulver staying out of range there.#T1#
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Bulver counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Bulver counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard cracks Bulver with an open hand slap.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Bulver might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bastard has got the better of the exchanges.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bulver misses with a body shot.
Bastard drops his hands momentarily and Bulver takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bulver paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bastard misses with a shot to the body
and Bulver counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bulver throws a front kick aimed at Bastard's knee but Bastard avoids it well.
Bulver throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bulver looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Bastard moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bastard works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bastard takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy. #T2#
Bulver throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Bulver appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Bulver slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bulver misses with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Bulver throws a front kick aimed at Bastard's knee but Bastard avoids it well.
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard scores with a nice head shot.
Bulver avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Bastard lands with a shot to the body.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bulver throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
A big left from Bastard misses.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Bastard moves out of range as Bulver strikes.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Nice body punch from Bulver.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bulver sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T3#
Bulver turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bastard throws a hook but Bulver avoids it easily.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Bulver.
Bulver misses the jab.
It looked like Bastard wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bulver fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bastard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
letting Bulver counter with a right hand.
Bulver avoids the body shot from Bastard.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Bulver does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard misses with a double jab
and Bulver counters with a good low kick that Bastard was not able to check.
Bulver looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Bulver throws a leg kick
and Bastard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bulver slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bulver pushes Bastard away with a front kick.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard blocks a jab.#T4#
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard slips a jab and a cross from Bulver.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right from Bastard misses.
Bulver looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bulver blocks a jab.
Bulver doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bulver connects with a right hand. Bastard shakes it off.
Bastard moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bulver.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Bulver to counter with a crisp jab.
Bulver lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Bulver.
Nice shot by Bulver.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Bulver.
Bulver waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Bulver.
It seemed like Bulver was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bulver walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bastard checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Benz Bulver showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Bulver moves away and avoids it.
Bastard has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bastard there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Bulver counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bulver counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bulver throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bulver throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bastard.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bulver misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
Bulver takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bastard punishes Bulver's body with a nice straight punch.
Bastard lands with an overhand left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Bulver misses.
Bulver slips under a jab from Bastard.#T1#
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bulver throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bulver defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bulver only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bulver uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Nice shot lands for Bulver.
Bulver takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bulver throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Bulver moves away and avoids it.
Bastard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bastard scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Bulver throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bastard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bulver moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A jab from Bastard finds it's way through Bulver's defenses.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bulver circles away quickly and effectively.
Bulver looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bulver.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bulver misses with a double jab.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bulver scores with a hook.#T3#
Bastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Good standup being displayed there by Bastard as he connects with a hook.
Bulver jabs at Bastard's body.
Bulver digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
Bulver loads up on a big right hand but Bastard slips the punch.
Bulver throws a poor cross that misses
letting Bastard counter with a right hand.
Bulver throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bulver connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bastard works the jab nicely.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bulver blocks a jab.
Bastard connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bulver throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard ducks right into an uppercut from Bulver.
Bulver thows a left - swing and a miss! #T4#
Bulver loads up on a big right hand but Bastard slips the punch.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bulver cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bastard swings for the body but Bulver moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from Bulver misses.
Bastard takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Bulver slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
It seemed like Bulver was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bulver thows a leg kick but Bastard checks it
and Bastard counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bulver back to the cage. Bastard follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard blocks a jab.
Bulver avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bulver has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bulver throws a big shot that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target.
A swing and a miss from Bulver.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Lazy Bastard.
Well Bastard has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Lazy Bastard!

An out of breath and clearly excited Lazy Bastard thanked Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
The defeated Benz Bulver had this to say: 'I've been beat on my whole life, this is nothing...'.

 

Event: DUEL190 Baha v Petrov     
Date:   Nov 03, 2018
#R1#
Shelby slips a jab from Bastard.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Shelby uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shelby lands with a nice body punch.
Bastard lands with a cross.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Shelby avoids them all with ease.
Bastard takes a swing at Shelby's ribcage but misses.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Shelby doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard takes a swing at Shelby's ribcage but misses.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Shelby was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shelby throws a big shot that misses.
Shelby scores with a jab.
Shelby uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shelby! But no joy.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Shelby appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shelby lands a nice shot to the body.
Shelby dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard looks to land a right hand but Shelby moved out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Shelby stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Shelby's head but Shelby sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Shelby connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #T1#
Bastard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Shelby lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Shelby slips a jab from Bastard.
A jab lands there for Bastard.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
and Shelby counters with a right hand to the body.
Bastard takes a swing at Shelby's ribcage but misses.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Shelby connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Shelby throws the left hand but Bastard avoids the punch easily.
Shelby will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Shelby slips under a jab from Bastard.
Shelby keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard connects with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Shelby was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Shelby looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Bastard misses with a double jab
and Shelby counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shelby dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T2#
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shelby throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Shelby avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Bastard with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#CL2#
Shelby has closed the distance and engaged Bastard in a clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Shelby.
Shelby lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Shelby fails to land.
A left hand lands to the body for Shelby.
Shelby tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Shelby back against the cage.
Shelby tries a body shot but Bastard blocks it.
Shelby tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Shelby back against the cage. #T3#
Bastard wants to break free but Shelby has control.
Shelby scores with a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shelby.
Shelby lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shelby can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
Shelby has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Bastard tries to circle away but Shelby has him pinned against the cage.
Shelby scores with a shot to the side of Bastard's head.
Shelby misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shelby misses with a body punch.
Shelby misses with a body punch.
Shelby lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bastard blocks a body shot from Shelby.
Shelby tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard. #T4#
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Shelby lands with a right to the head.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch but Shelby keeps him there for the moment.
Shelby working aggressively here.
Shelby doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shelby has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Bastard seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Shelby can turn it around.
Shelby scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Shelby.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shelby digs a right hand into Bastard's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bastard's gas tank. #BC#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard misses with a hook
and Shelby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shelby scores with a sloppy right hand. Bastard should have avoided that one.
Shelby has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Shelby there as he acknowledges the shot.
Shelby connects with a body shot.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Shelby's head but Shelby sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Shelby dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
A decent looking cross lands there for Shelby.#CL2#
Shelby rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
Shelby lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Shelby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shelby can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
Shelby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shelby tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Shelby back against the cage.
Shelby misses with a body punch.
Shelby tries a body shot but Bastard blocks it.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Shelby is controlling him.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shelby is working Bastard over against the cage.
Shelby lands a left hand.
Shelby lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bastard tries to break free but Shelby pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Shelby. #T1#
Shelby tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Shelby tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Shelby has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Shelby tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shelby tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
A short left from Shelby.
Tommy Shelby seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Shelby misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short uppercut from Shelby. #ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
A right hand to the body from Shelby.
Bastard digs a right hand underneath Shelby's ribcage. Shelby let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Shelby lands a shot to the body.
Shelby pushes Bastard back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Shelby lands a shoulder strike.
Shelby doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T2#
Bastard wants to break free but Shelby has control.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
A shot in the inside from Shelby.
Bastard blocks a body shot from Shelby.
Shelby scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short left from Shelby.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shelby lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Shelby scores with a shoulder strike.
Bastard tries to break the clinch but Shelby is controlling the position.
Shelby misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shelby tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bastard wants to break free but Shelby has control.
Still in the clinch, Shelby scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shelby tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Shelby tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T3#
A right hand to the body from Shelby.
Shelby lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bastard.
Bastard blocking some punches.
Shelby prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Shelby fails to land.
Shelby misses with a body punch.
Shelby lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Shelby tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Shelby back against the cage.
Shelby lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shelby creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Shelby tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Good body shot from Shelby.
Shelby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shelby lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bastard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T4#
Bastard prevents a body shot from Shelby.
A right hand to the body from Shelby.
Shelby misses with a punch to the body.
Shelby throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Shelby misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shelby lands a hook that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
A short uppercut from Shelby.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shelby lands a hook that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Shelby misses with a punch to the body.
Shelby lands a body punch.
Bastard misses with some punches. #KD2#
Shelby drops Bastard onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bastard is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Shelby doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Shelby tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Shelby back against the cage.
Shelby scores with a shoulder strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Shelby showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shelby goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bastard takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good shot there by Shelby.
Shelby has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bastard defending well as Shelby loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#CL2#
Shelby rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
Shelby lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shelby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shelby lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shelby lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Bastard to his knees! Shelby keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Shelby!

 

Event: DFN#55 LaFayette vs Reilly     
Date:   Sep 29, 2018
#R1#
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Giebelhals is just out of range.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Giebelhals's head but Giebelhals sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Giebelhals thinks about countering with a body kick.
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Giebelhals sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
A head kick misses from Giebelhals.
Bastard avoids a kick to the body.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bastard fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Giebelhals moves away.
Bastard tries to bum rush Giebelhals with a series of wild strikes but Giebelhals uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Giebelhals.
A little jabbing left from Bastard on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Giebelhals misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Giebelhals.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Giebelhals uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
We've been told by Giebelhals's head coaches at Fit-Out that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bastard tries to bum rush Giebelhals with a series of wild strikes but Giebelhals uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Giebelhals blocks a jab.
Bastard fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Giebelhals looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Giebelhals misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard swinging wildly here. #T1#
Bastard thuds his right hand into Giebelhals's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bastard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Giebelhals.
A left lands for Bastard.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Giebelhals fakes the leg kick and cracks Bastard in the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard!
Giebelhals defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Giebelhals misses with a straight left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Giebelhals scoring well with a low kick there.
A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target.
Giebelhals lands with an overhand left.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Giebelhals lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bastard steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Giebelhals. That one must have hurt.
Bastard connects with a single shot there.
Giebelhals explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.#T2#
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Giebelhals ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Giebelhals thumps Bastard with a low kick.
Giebelhals looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Giebelhals throws a good cross that connects.
Bastard scores with a one two! Giebelhals had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Giebelhals with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Giebelhals.
Bastard connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Giebelhals throws a jab but it's blocked by Bastard.
Crunch! Giebelhals slams his shin into Bastard's torso.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard scores with a decent looking hook.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Giebelhals is just out of range.
Bastard lands a slapping body shot.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Giebelhals is looking to counter with head kicks.
A telegraphed right hand from Giebelhals misses the target. #T3#
Bastard throws a series of punches but Giebelhals avoids them all with ease.
Giebelhals pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Giebelhals lands with a slapping head kick.
Giebelhals slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
It looked like Giebelhals wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bastard smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Giebelhals bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Giebelhals thinks about countering with a head kick.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Giebelhals.
Bastard unleashes a big counter combination but Giebelhals bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bastard is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Giebelhals.
Bastard scores with a hook.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromGiebelhals.
Giebelhals lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bastard will feel that in the morning.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Giebelhals moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Giebelhals throws a push kick but Bastard slaps the foot to one side.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Giebelhals has time to react.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Giebelhals lands with a nice body kick.
Bastard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bastard has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Giebelhals.
Giebelhals ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away.#T4#
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bastard takes a swing at Giebelhals's ribcage but misses.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Giebelhals just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Giebelhals throws out the jab.
Giebelhals slips under a jab.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Giebelhals looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard with a hook.
Bastard stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Giebelhals.
Giebelhals misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard lands a right hook to the body.
Giebelhals throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Giebelhals.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Giebelhals uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Giebelhals.
Giebelhals showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Giebelhals moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses.
Giebelhals looks for the body kick but Bastard saw that one coming.
Giebelhals lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
Bastard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Giebelhals avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Bastard with a nice cross.
Nice jab there from Bastard.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Giebelhals takes one on the button.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Giebelhals.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Giebelhals slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bastard scores with a jab to the head.
Bastard has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Giebelhals moves away.
Bastard takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#ROC2#
Giebelhals is rocked!
Bastard scores with a jab.
Oh Giebelhals is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lazy Bastard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Giebelhals lands with a shot to the body.
Giebelhals gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Bastard gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard very nearly forgot to thank Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: IFC MW 36: Mayer vs Lomachenko     
Date:   Aug 22, 2018
#R1#
Shadow walks into a stiff left hand from Bastard.#CUT#
It looks like Soul Shadow has been cut.
Bastard cracks Shadow with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Shadow moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shadow. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#KD#
Bastard lands a left and a right that send Shadow crashing to the mat, dazed. Bastard thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
Shadow is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shadow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shadow is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Shadow counters with a good low kick that Bastard was not able to check.
Bastard batters Shadow with a massive right followed by a huge left! Shadow is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Bastard lands a final crushing right hand to drop Shadow to the mat with a gruesome thud! Bastard is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lazy Bastard made sure he mentioned Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%), along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: IFC MW 34 Warholm vs Amana     
Date:   Jul 25, 2018
#R1#
Bastard takes a swing at Bogard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bogard misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bogard scores with a kick to the body.
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bogard.
Bogard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bogard doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard scores with a hook to the body. Bogard takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bogard throws a sloppy head kick
and Bastard counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bogard thinking.
Bastard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bogard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Bogard now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bastard with a nice cross.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T1#
Bogard misses with a head kick.
Bastard misses the jab.
Bogard fails to land the takedown.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Bogard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bogard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bogard throws a body shot but no joy.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Bogard counters with a low kick, right behind Bastard 's knee.
Bogard has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bogard there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice uppercut there from Bastard.
Bogard blocks a jab.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bastard bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#ROC#
Bogard is rocked!#KD#
Bastard drops Bogard with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bogard looks back up at him and smiles so Bastard waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Bogard is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard slips a straight right by Bogard.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Bogard looks to land a left hand but Bastard moved out of range nicely.
BOOM! Bastard lands a beautiful left hook that drops Bogard. Bogard tries to recover but Bastard is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Bogard lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lazy Bastard made sure he mentioned Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%), along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: IFC 57 Fischer vs Dali     
Date:   Jun 30, 2018
#R1#
Jackson throws out a powerful jab.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Jackson slips the punch.
Jackson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard swings for the body but Jackson moves out of range.
Jackson misses with a looping left.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Jackson lands a jab to Bastard's midsection.
Bastard throws a body punch but Jackson moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Jackson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jackson misses with a low kick.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Jackson is just out of range.
Jackson misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Bastard takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jackson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bastard blocks a jab.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses #TD2#
and Jackson counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Jackson. #T1#
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard wants to sweep here but Jackson controlling him for the moment.
Bastard trying to keep a closed guard but Jackson is proving a slippery customer.
Jackson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jackson postures up.
Jackson connects with a couple of short punches.
Jackson trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard looking to control.
Jackson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bastard wants to stand and escape but Jackson is having none of it.
Jackson postures up in Bastard's guard and throws a big left but Bastard blocks it.
Jackson throws a big elbow that misses.
Jackson throwing strikes from guard but Bastard blocks nicely.
Jackson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T2#
Jackson looking to pass the guard.
Jackson throwing strikes but missing.
Jackson stops Bastard from standing up.
Jackson postures up and lands a big shot to Bastard's brow.
Bastard looking to control but Jackson passes into half guard.
Bastard desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Bastard tries to kick Jackson off but Jackson keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Jackson drops an elbow to the side of Bastard's head.
Jackson is thwarting Bastard's attempts to control the position.
Jackson trying to control the action but Bastard is working from the bottom. #T3#
Jackson lands with a punch from half guard.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Bastard trying to control but Jackson postures up.
Bastard keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bastard tries to roll over but Jackson keeps him under control.
Jackson looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Jackson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Jackson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bastard desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Bastard is refusing to be controlled, as Jackson sits in half guard. #T4#
Bastard wants to improve his position but Jackson is controlling well.
Jackson throwing shots but Bastard is blocking nicely.
Jackson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jackson is nestled in close to Bastard, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Bastard is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Jackson scores with a couple of nice shots.
Jackson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bastard's head.
Jackson lands with a punch from half guard.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Jackson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bastard defending well though.
Jackson with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Jackson connects with a nice short shot to Bastard's temple.
Bastard moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard has momentary wrist control but Jackson slips an elbow through the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randall Jackson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Jackson to counter with a crisp jab.
Jackson lands a nice hook to Bastard's body. Bastard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bastard shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Jackson eats them both and turns towards Bastard to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A jab from Jackson misses.
Bastard is looking to wear down Jackson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jackson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bastard connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jackson scrambles back to his feet.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Jackson avoids nicely.
Jackson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bastard walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard checks a leg kick nicely.
Bastard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Jackson throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Jackson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Jackson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bastard scores with a punch to the head.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jackson avoids the body shot from Bastard. #T1#
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jackson.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Jackson throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Jackson misses with a wild body shot.
Jackson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard digs a good body shot into Jackson's ribs.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Jackson avoids it well.
Jackson moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jackson slips under a jab.
Jackson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jackson. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jackson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab.
Bastard's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bastard duly obliges.
Jackson scores with a leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jackson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jackson slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard misses with a hook. Jackson ducked under it nicely.
Jackson misses with a body shot. #T2#
Jackson swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jackson under the eye.#TD2#
Jackson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Bastard looks like he's trying to stand up.
Jackson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Bastard is trying to stand.
Jackson working Bastard over with strikes.
Bastard trying to control here.
Jackson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Bastard tries to roll over but Jackson keeps him under control.
Bastard looks like he's trying to stand up. #T3#
Jackson controlling the action here.
Jackson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Jackson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Bastard is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Jackson scores with a couple of nice shots.#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Jackson lands strikes from half guard.
Oh Bastard is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jackson slips a nice elbow through Bastard's hands, connecting with Bastard's forehead.
Bastard has hold of Jackson's hands but Jackson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jackson throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Bastard to regain full guard.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet but Jackson is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jackson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Jackson isn't so interested in that idea.
Bastard utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T4#
Bastard looking to control.
Jackson trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Jackson being controlled here momentarily.
Jackson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Jackson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bastard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jackson stopping the sweep attempt from Bastard.
Bastard controls Jackson momentarily but Jackson frees himself.
Jackson with a nice head shot there.
Jackson trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Jackson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bastard's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Randall Jackson will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
A jab from Jackson misses.
Jackson sizes up Bastard with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Sloppy strikes from Jackson. Those never looked like landing.
Jackson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bastard swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jackson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Jackson cracks Bastard with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jackson misses with a looping left.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A big left from Jackson misses.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Jackson avoids them all with ease.
Bastard takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Bastard connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jackson momentarily.
Jackson lands with a nice body punch.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jackson. #T1#
Jackson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Jackson lands a body shot.
Bastard throws a right hand that Jackson ducks under and follows up with a left that Jackson also avoids with ease.
Jackson is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Jackson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bastard.
Jackson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Good standup being displayed there by Jackson as he connects with a hook.
Jackson scores with a jab.#CL2#
Jackson rushes Bastard and presses him up against the cage.
Jackson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jackson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Jackson.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jackson cracks Bastard with a nice body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#TD2#
Jackson turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Jackson working the ground and pound.
You can see the frustration on Bastard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Randall Jackson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Jackson landing strikes.
Jackson cracks Bastard with a big elbow.
Jackson cracks Bastard with a big right hand but Bastard just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Bastard can't do much from the bottom here.
Jackson lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Jackson in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Bastard looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Jackson turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randall Jackson!
A relieved looking Randall Jackson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: IFC MW 31 Choo vs Brawler     
Date:   Jun 13, 2018
#R1#
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jackson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Jackson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jackson slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jackson manages to avoid it.
Jackson with the counter takedown but Bastard avoids it easily.
Bastard misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Jackson counter with a right hand.
Bastard slips under a jab.
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Jackson swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jackson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bastard avoids a kick to the body.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jackson moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Jackson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bastard finds it's way round the side to connect with Jackson's head.
Jackson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Jackson does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
A big right from Bastard misses.
Jackson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Nice uppercut lands for Bastard. That snapped Jackson's head back.
Bastard walks into a jab.
Jackson throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard scores with a jab. Jackson acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #TD2#
Jackson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Bastard quickly recovers to half guard.
Bastard wants to improve his position but Jackson is controlling well.
Bastard is looking to escape.
Bastard is looking to improve his position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Bastard taking some punishment here, with Jackson in his half guard.
Jackson perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Bastard wants to get back to full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jackson stalling. #T2#
Bastard is looking to improve his position.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Bastard on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Jackson is trying to control. Bastard wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Jackson tries to pass to full mount but Bastard defends it.
Bastard tries to roll over but Jackson keeps him under control.
Jackson trying to control the pace.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jackson lands a nice short elbow.
Jackson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jackson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #T3#
Bastard is pressing down on Jackson's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Jackson lands a couple of elbows.
Bastard is trying to keep Jackson in close.
We've been hearing good reports from Bastard's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Bastard wants to sweep here but Jackson controlling him for the moment.
Jackson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Jackson postures up.
Bastard is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jackson cracks Bastard with a solid left hand.
Bastard preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jackson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bastard's head.
Jackson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Jackson postures up in Bastard's guard and throws a big left but Bastard blocks it.
Jackson looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #T4#
Jackson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jackson works over Bastard with some ground and pound from guard.
Bastard not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Jackson content to stall in guard here.
Jackson wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Bastard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bastard wants to sweep but no luck.
Bastard is working hard here to advance position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Jackson from controlling successfully.
Jackson tries to free his leg and advance position but Bastard is retaining full guard.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Jackson isn't so interested in that idea.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Randall Jackson will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Bastard misses with a double jab
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice shot lands for Jackson.
Jackson ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Jackson misses with a looping right.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jackson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jackson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bastard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bastard blocks the body kick.
Bastard misses with a hook. Jackson ducked under it nicely.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Jackson loads up on a big right hand but Bastard slips the punch.
Jackson lands a nice shot that snaps Bastard's head back. #T1#
Jackson slips under a jab.
Jab from Bastard.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Jackson slips the punch.
Jackson slips a jab from Bastard.
Bastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A nice side step and Jackson releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard swings for the body but Jackson moves out of range.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jackson has time to react.
Bastard swings for the body but Jackson moves out of range.
Jackson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And Jackson responds with a good body kick, but Bastard manages to step out the way in time.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bastard throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Jackson decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bastard's guard.#ES#
Bastard has his feet on Jackson's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard misses with a hook. Jackson ducked under it nicely.
Bastard gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jackson.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target. #T2#
Jackson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Jackson feints the counter takedown.
Jackson lands a jab to the nose.#TD2#
Bastard gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Jackson to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Jackson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Jackson from controlling successfully.
Jackson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Bastard looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jackson is one step ahead there.
Jackson throws a big elbow that misses. #T3#
Jackson won't allow Bastard to get back to his feet.
Jackson trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jackson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Jackson isn't so interested in that idea.
Bastard managing to control the position. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Jackson moves out of range.
Jackson looks to land a left hand but Bastard moved out of range nicely.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jackson avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Jackson misses with a straight left.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jackson was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Jackson misses with a few strikes there.
Jackson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bastard.
Jackson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Jackson counters with a right hand to the body. #T4#
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Jackson counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Jackson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jackson throws a big shot that misses.
A little feinted left hand from Bastard on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jackson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard. #TD2#
Jackson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Bastard napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Bastard takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Jackson looks up at the clock and then as Bastard takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Jackson smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Jackson scores with punches from side control.
Jackson taking a breather here.
Bastard managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Jackson.
Bastard is looking for a sweep.
Jackson taking a breather here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Lazy Bastard will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Jackson missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Jackson counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Jackson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jackson.
Bastard moves out of range of the body kick.#TD2#
Jackson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#ES#
Bastard makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard leaves Jackson with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jackson misses the jab.
Bastard lands the left hand.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bastard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #T1#
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bastard stalks Jackson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jackson's face. Jackson staggers backwards, shaken.
Jackson moves out of range of the strikes.
Jackson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bastard defends it well.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Jackson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jackson feints the counter takedown.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Jackson tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Jackson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jackson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jackson moves away.
Jackson moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Jackson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bastard slips a straight right by Jackson.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jackson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard throws a hook but Jackson avoids it easily.#T2#
Bastard moves out of range as Jackson throws a body kick.
Bastard tries to bum rush Jackson with a series of wild strikes but Jackson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jackson throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jackson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jackson.
Jackson staying out of range there.
Jackson lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Jackson.
Jackson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#TD2#
Jackson gets a double leg takedown into Bastard's guard.#ES#
Bastard has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Jackson off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Jackson ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Jackson tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Jackson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
A big right from Bastard misses. #T3#
Bastard throws a hook but Jackson avoids it easily.
Jackson slips a straight right by Bastard.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jackson.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
and Jackson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bastard thinking. #TD2#
Jackson looking to score a takedown here. Bastard is defending well but Jackson drives through and ends up in Bastard's guard.
Bastard is wriggling around but Jackson manages to pass to half guard. #REVR#
Jackson controlling the action here.
Bastard has hold of Jackson's hands but Jackson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Randall Jackson has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jackson with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Jackson's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Bastard wants to get back to full guard.#T4#
Jackson stops Bastard from getting back to his feet.
Bastard has hold of Jackson's hands but Jackson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jackson lands strikes from half guard.
Jackson slips a nice elbow through Bastard's hands, connecting with Bastard's forehead.
Jackson is pressing down on Bastard's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bastard is holding on for now.
Jackson content to control rather than advance.
Jackson is pressing down on Bastard's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bastard is holding on for now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard wants to control but Jackson is keeping busy.
Bastard is trying to stand.
Jackson lands strikes from half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Lazy Bastard.
I think Bastard has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!

 

Event: KOFC 106 - Andreev vs Aoki 2     
Date:   May 19, 2018
#R1#
Bastard lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bastard.#CL2#
Nucombe clinches.
Bastard misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Nucombe.
Nucombe digs a right hand into Bastard's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bastard's gas tank.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nucombe working aggressively here.
A short right from Nucombe on the inside.
Nucombe with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A head punch on the inside from Nucombe fails to land.
Nucombe lands with a right to the head.
Bastard misses with some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Nucombe.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nucombe working aggressively here.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Nucombe.
Nucombe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nucombe has him pressed against the cage.#T1#
Nucombe lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nucombe lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nucombe with a knee to the head.
Nucombe prevents a body shot from Bastard.
Nucombe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nucombe working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bastard throws a punch but it's blocked by Nucombe.
Bastard is trying to break free.
Nucombe throws a head punch that misses.
Nucombe lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Bastard avoiding damage as Nucombe throws knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nucombe.
Nucombe lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bastard backwards. #T2#
A head punch on the inside from Nucombe fails to land.
Nucombe scores with a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nucombe swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard blocking some punches.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Nucombe working aggressively here.
Bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A head punch on the inside from Nucombe fails to land.
Bastard blocks a body shot from Nucombe.
Nucombe softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
Nucombe lands a good knee to the midsection. Bastard won't want to take too many of those.
Nucombe lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T3#
Nucombe lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bastard.
A head punch on the inside from Nucombe fails to land.
Nucombe swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nucombe misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Nucombe.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nucombe misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Nucombe fails to land.
Nucombe lands a nice uppercut.
Nucombe lands a right hand.
Nucombe pushes Bastard back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nucombe lands a left hand.
Nucombe misses with a hook from the clinch. #T4#
Nucombe swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nucombe creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Nucombe is controlling him.
Nucombe throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard blocking some punches.
Nucombe swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nucombe presses Bastard against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nucombe tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Nucombe back against the cage.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nucombe misses with a knee strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Knees to the body from Nucombe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Neil Nucombe dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##CL2#
Nucombe takes the fight into the clinch.
Nucombe scores a nice knee to the body.
Nucombe throws a head punch that misses.
Nucombe lands with a right to the head.
Nucombe throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bastard blocks it with crossed arms.
Nucombe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Nucombe.
Nucombe working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nucombe lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nucombe lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A head punch on the inside from Nucombe fails to land.
Bastard misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard. #T1#
Bastard on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short left from Nucombe.
Nucombe with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Nucombe tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Nucombe has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Nucombe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bastard tries a body shot but Nucombe blocks it.
Nucombe lands with a right to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Bastard's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Nucombe working aggressively here.
Nucombe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nucombe swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T2#
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nucombe throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
A short left from Nucombe.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
Nucombe lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nucombe throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Nucombe lands an uppercut.
Nucombe looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nucombe tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Nucombe back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nucombe misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nucombe.
Nucombe misses with some punches.
Nucombe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nucombe blocking some punches. #T3#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nucombe.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nucombe using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bastard has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nucombe unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bastard lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nucombe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nucombe moves in looking to clinch but Bastard pushes him off.
Bastard throwing a counter right hand but Nucombe manages to avoid it.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Nucombe moves away and avoids it.#CL2#
Nucombe gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nucombe misses with the head strike.
Nucombe tries to land knees in the clinch but Bastard avoids the damage to the body.
Nucombe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nucombe pushes Bastard back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Nucombe won't allow it.
Bastard tries to break free but Nucombe pushes him back against the cage.#T4#
Nucombe misses with some punches.
Nucombe tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Nucombe.
Nucombe lands with a short punch from the clinch. #ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nucombe swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Nucombe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Nucombe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nucombe has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Neil Nucombe seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Nucombe working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Neil Nucombe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Nucombe tries to clinch but Bastard is having none of it. #CL2#
Nucombe clinches up with Bastard and pushes him back against the cage.
Nucombe keeps control of Bastard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A frustrated look appears on Bastard's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Nucombe swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nucombe misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bastard.
Bastard blocking some punches.
Nucombe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bastard is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nucombe.
Nucombe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nucombe connects with a knee to the head.
A short uppercut from Nucombe.
Bastard tries to throw a body punch but Nucombe avoids it by throwing Bastard back against the cage. #T1#
Nucombe misses with some punches.
Nucombe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nucombe misses with a knee to the head.
Nucombe misses with a punch on the inside.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A hook to the body from Nucombe.
Bastard tries to break free but Nucombe pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Nucombe fails to land.
Bastard tries to break the clinch but Nucombe is controlling the position.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nucombe working aggressively here.
Bastard takes a knee right on the jaw!
Nucombe doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nucombe has him pressed against the cage.
Nucombe tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nucombe working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bastard lands with a light punch inside.
Nucombe struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Neil Nucombe is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Bastard tries to break free but Nucombe pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nucombe has him pressed against the cage.
Bastard is trying to break free.#T3#
Bastard fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bastard misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bastard is trying to force a seperation but Nucombe has the dominant position.
Nucombe throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard blocking some punches.
Nucombe working aggressively here. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bastard is looking to break free of the clinch but Nucombe has double underhooks.
Nucombe misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nucombe.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Nucombe won't allow it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Nucombe is controlling him.

And that's the end of the fight!
Neil Nucombe comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Nucombe winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 25:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 26:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Neil Nucombe!

Neil Nucombe thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: KOFC 100 - Slurper vs Garinho     
Date:   Apr 14, 2018
#R1#
Bastard misses the body punch
and Date counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice shot by Bastard.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Date's shoulder, as Date tries to avoid the shot.
Date is looking for the big counter here.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bastard darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CL2#
Date moves into range and clinches up with Bastard.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Date tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've been informed that Date has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Date throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard. #BC2#
Date escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard lands with a cross.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Date counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bastard, as that shot connected.
Bastard misses with a straight left. #T1#
Date scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bastard doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard lunges at Date with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Date's hand.
Bastard throws a series of strikes that have Date backpedaling. #ROC#
Date is rocked!
Bastard misses with a hook
letting Date counter with a right hand.
Bastard misses with a shot to the body
and Date counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Date keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Date looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Date digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
A slow jab from Date misses its intended target.
Bastard was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bastard throws a left and a right that both miss
and Date counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big right from Bastard misses.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Date throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Bastard counter with a right hand.
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T2#
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Date cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bastard looks to land a combination. Date sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Date looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Date does a little dance to reset his feet.
Date let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bastard throws a combination that misses #KD2#
and Bastard is countered with a crisp right hand from Date that sends him to the canvas! Date follows him to the mat into side control.
Date controlling the position.
Bastard is looking for a sweep.
Bastard seems a little lost for a moment, as Date dominates the positioning.#T3#
Bastard sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Bastard pushes Date off looking to stand but Date dives back in and keeps control.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Date is taking a breather. Bastard says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Bastard is trying to escape back to his feet but Date uses the scramble to pass into side control.
You can see the frustration on Bastard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Date is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Bastard is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Date asserts his dominance and retains side control.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Bastard sneaks back into half guard.
Date wants to pass to mount but Bastard is defending the position.
Bastard pushes Date off looking to stand but Date dives back in and keeps control.
Bastard is trying to get back to full guard.
Bastard wants to control but Date is keeping busy and won't allow it. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Date bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Date misses with a body shot.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Date to counter with a crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rokuya Date dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Date takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nice defenses there by Date.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Date looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rokuya Date seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Date counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Date walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Date.
Date shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses #KD2#
and Date counters with a big uppercut that knocks Bastard off his feet! Date dives into side control looking to finish!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard is looking to regain half guard here but Date keeps moving and retains side control.
Bastard is trying to buck Date off.
We've been hearing good reports from Bastard's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Bastard is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T1#
Bastard is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Bastard wants to control but Date is keeping busy.
Date prevents Bastard from standing back up.
Bastard is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Date stops Bastard from getting back to his feet.
Date has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bastard trying to control here.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bastard wants to get back to full guard.
Date controlling the action here. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Date was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Date moves away.
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut
and Date counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A little jabbing left from Date on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Date ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.#T3#
Bastard misses with a shot to the body
and Date counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Date.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Date counters with a straight right hand.
Bastard bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#KD2#
Bastard ducks straight into an uppercut from Date and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Bastard manages to regain guard straight away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard is trying to control the position but Date postures up.
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Date controls the pace.#T4#
Date won't allow Bastard to sweep him here.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Date sitting in guard here, content to control. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Decent striking displayed by Bastard there.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and Date counters with a stiff right hand.
A big left from Date misses.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rokuya Date showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard throws a lazy uppercut #KD2#
and Date counters with a left hand that sends Bastard to the canvas!
Date pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bastard is keeping the position for now.
Bastard pulls Date in to control the position.
Bastard is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Date dives into side control.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet but Date drags him back down.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Bastard wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Bastard manages to work his way to half guard, despite Date's best efforts.
Date stops Bastard from getting back to his feet. #T1#
Bastard works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bastard is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Date is controlling him.
Date slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet but Date passes into half guard.
Bastard trying to get back to full guard but Date takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Date won't let Bastard get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Bastard tries to reverse the position but Date maintains control.
Lazy Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Date controlling from mount.
Bastard can't escape the position.
Bastard bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!#SU#
Bastard gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Date.
Bastard is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Date moves forwards but Bastard connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Date cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
and Date counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T3#
Date lands a lovely overhand right.
A right-left combo lands from Bastard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bastard swings away with a body shot that misses
and Date counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Date ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard misses the body punch #KD2#
and Bastard is countered with a crisp right hand from Date that sends him to the canvas! Date follows him to the mat into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
You can see the frustration on Bastard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Bastard tries to bench press Date off him but Date keeps the position.
Rokuya Date is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Bastard struggling a bit here.
Bastard is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Date has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Date happy to just control the position for now. #T4##SU2#
Date decides to stand up, so the ref orders Bastard to his feet.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bastard.
Bastard scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A shot to the body from Bastard misses
and Date connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Date dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Date cracks a nice hook into Bastard's ribs.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Date takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rokuya Date comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Date has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rokuya Date!

 

Event: KOFC 93 - Forclit vs Pagnozzi     
Date:   Mar 18, 2018
#R1#
Nucombe gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nucombe on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bastard paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nucombe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
A countering left hand to the body from Nucombe misses.
Nucombe looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nucombe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nucombe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard lands a nice hook to Nucombe's body. Nucombe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big right from Nucombe misses.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Nucombe's head but Nucombe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab from Bastard finds it's way through Nucombe's defenses.
Bastard connects with a looping right hand.
Bastard is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Nucombe avoids it well.
Jab by Bastard.
Nucombe throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot. #T1#
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
A little jabbing left from Nucombe on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nucombe's corner calls for a 1-2. Nucombe obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nucombe moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Nucombe misses the target.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Nucombe counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bastard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Nucombe on the side of the head.
Bastard with a jab.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jab, jab by Bastard - just one landing.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Nucombe.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
Nucombe thows a left - swing and a miss!
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target.#T2#
Bastard throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Nucombe on the side of the head.
Bastard lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Nucombe moves out of range.
It looks like Bastard has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Nice body punch from Bastard.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nucombe swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #ROC#
Nucombe is rocked!
The fighters circle momentarily. Bastard darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nucombe is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nucombe seems to have recovered his senses.
Nucombe scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bastard in his tracks.
Nucombe feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bastards jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Bastard connects with a looping right hand.
Bastard is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bastard digs a good hook to Nucombe's body.
Nucombe walks into a stiff left hand from Bastard.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard misses with a wild combination. #T3#
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard misses with a double jab
and Nucombe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bastard throws an off balance right hand
and Nucombe counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A jab from Nucombe misses.
Bastard is looking to counter punch.
Nucombe takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nucombe tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bastard punishes Nucombe's body with a nice straight punch.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Nucombe's head but Nucombe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A little jabbing left from Nucombe on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nucombe.
Nucombe has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bastard finds it's way round the side to connect with Nucombe's head. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Nucombe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard misses the body punch
and Nucombe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Nucombe defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
A little jabbing left from Nucombe on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bastard moves out of range as Nucombe strikes.
Bastard is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A cross from Nucombe lands.
Nucombe misses with a straight right.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Nucombe walks into a left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard throws a jab when Nucombe was well out of range.
Bastard lands with a good body shot.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Nucombe is just out of range.
Nucombe takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Nucombe looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Nucombe slips the punch.
Nucombe showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard misses with a shot to the body
and Nucombe counters with a stiff right hand.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nucombe swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Nucombe.
A jab from Nucombe misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard takes a swing at Nucombe's ribcage but misses.
Bastard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Nucombe.
Nucombe misses with a straight right.
Nucombe takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Nucombe avoids it well. #T1#
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Nucombe looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nucombe looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Bastard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nucombe can do to turn this around?
Nice uppercut lands for Bastard. That snapped Nucombe's head back.
Bastard throws a sloppy body shot
and Nucombe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nucombe. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bastard connects with a right hand. Nucombe shakes it off.
Nucombe connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Nucombe avoids nicely.
Nucombe takes one to the chin there.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nucombe looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Nucombe dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard with a hook.
Bastard throws a body punch but Nucombe moves out of range.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Nucombe does a little dance to reset his feet.#T2#
Bastard connects with a good right hand that stumbles Nucombe. Nucombe circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nucombe might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bastard staying out of range there.
A nice combination there by Bastard.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Nucombe avoids nicely.
Bastard smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nucombe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Nucombe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nucombe moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Nucombe.
Nucombe throws a lazy right hand but Bastard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Nucombe ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard takes a swing at Nucombe's ribcage but misses.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The crowd cheers as Bastard lands an impressive looking overhand right. Nucombe doesn't seem phased though.
Nice straight punches there by Bastard. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bastard.#T3#
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Nucombe to counter with a crisp jab.
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Nucombe counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bastard misses with a combination
and Nucombe counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Neil Nucombe!
Neil Nucombe thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: KOFC 86 - Booker vs Bastard     
Date:   Feb 03, 2018
#R1#
Bastard scores with a shot to the body.
Bastard with a nice cross.
Booker takes one to the side of the head.
Bastard lands a glancing blow to the side of Booker's head.
Bastard lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Booker ducks right into an uppercut from Bastard.
Booker doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
Booker drops down looking for a counter takedown but Bastard sprawls and moves away.
Bastard misses with a body punch #TD#
and Booker counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bastard won't be happy with that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard is looking to reverse the position.
Bastard told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Booker tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Bastard struggling a bit here.
Bastard is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Booker has just dragged him back down to the mat.#T1#
You can see the frustration on Bastard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Bastard is looking for a sweep.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet but Booker drags him back down.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Booker wants to control but Bastard is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Booker is working to tighten his grip on Bastard's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Bastard has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Booker is really squeezing tight and eventually Bastard passes out! Booker breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Maxwell Booker!
During a confident post fight interview, Maxwell Booker thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: KOFC 81 - Downdin vs Kromog     
Date:   Jan 06, 2018
#R1#
Bastard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bastard looks to land a combination. Tuttle sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Tuttle on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bastard lands an overhand right.
Tuttle dives in and grabs Bastard's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bastard pushes down on Tuttle's head and hops out.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little jabbing left from Tuttle on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard takes a swing at Tuttle's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tuttle! But no joy.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tuttle was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard digs a good body shot into Tuttle's ribs.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice shot lands for Bastard.
Bastard is looking to wear down Tuttle with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bastard clobbers Tuttle with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bastard connects with a right hand. Tuttle shakes it off.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Bastard stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bastard wants it to stay on the feet.
Bastard is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#T1#
Bastard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Tuttle tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bastard swivels and escapes.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jordan Tuttle.
Bastard darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bastard.
Tuttle avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tuttle looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bastard duly obliges.
Bastard connects with a crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!#TD2#
Tuttle is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Bastard's half guard.
Tuttle controlling the action here.
Bastard is looking to escape.#T2#
Bastard is looking to control Tuttle's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bastard avoid being mounted?
Tuttle prevents Bastard from improving his position.#SU2#
Tuttle decides to return to a standing position.
Bastard lands a nice shot that snaps Tuttle's head back.
Bastard is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Tuttle staying out of range there.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tuttle moves away.
A nice side step and Tuttle releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard takes a swing at Tuttle's ribcage but misses.
Bastard scores with a nice right hand.
Bastard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tuttle at a distance.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard digs a good body shot into Tuttle's ribs.#TD2#
Tuttle closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Bastard to the mat! Bastard manages to get full guard. #SU2#
Tuttle stands and steps away. Bastard gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #T3#
A punch lands to the side of Tuttle 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Tuttle looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#CL2#
Tuttle has taken the fight to the clinch. #BC2#
Tuttle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bastard cracks Tuttle with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bastard punishes Tuttle's body with a nice straight punch.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice uppercut there from Bastard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bastard duly obliges.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard is working the combinations to good effect here.#T4#
Bastard scores with a nice right hand. #TD2#
Bastard gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Bastard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bastard is trying to control the position but Tuttle postures up.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Tuttle isn't so interested in that idea.
Tuttle slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Tuttle with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Tuttle isn't so interested in that idea.
Tuttle stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bastard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard controls Tuttle momentarily but Tuttle frees himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tuttle is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Tuttle ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Tuttle throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Tuttle has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bastard scores with the left hand. Tuttle knows he should have avoided that one.
Bastard throws a series of strikes that have Tuttle backpedaling. #CUT#
It looks like Jordan Tuttle has been cut.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bastard connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bastard throws a body punch but Tuttle moves out of range.
A nice side step and Tuttle releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Bastard lands a jab to Tuttle's midsection.
Bastard works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Tuttle throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tuttle's head backwards.
Bastard scores with a jab. Tuttle acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bastard bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Tuttle's head.
Tuttle slips a jab from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Bastard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tuttle can do to turn this around?#T1#
Tuttle takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bastard scores with a body shot.
Tuttle has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.#ROC#
Tuttle is rocked!
Tuttle on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Tuttle is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Tuttle counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tuttle seems to have recovered his senses.#TD2#
Tuttle shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Tuttle showed some decent athleticism there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard is looking to improve his position.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Tuttle perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Tuttle seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Bastard tries to kick Tuttle off but Tuttle keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Bastard is trying to get back to full guard.#T2##SU2#
Tuttle stands up out of the half guard.
A lazy left from Bastard finds it's target.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Tuttle.
Bastard swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Bastard tests Tuttle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A left lands for Bastard.
Bastard throws a right and a left that Tuttle avoids nicely.
Tuttle throws a big counter head kick but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tuttles jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Tuttle shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bastard as he jumps to the side.
A left lands for Bastard.#T3#
Bastard lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Tuttle backs up against the cage.
Tuttle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A countering left hand to the body from Tuttle misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bastard.
Tuttle walks into a jab.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bastard keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jordan Tuttle.
Bastard with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard scores with a body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Bastard as he connects with a hook.
Bastard cracks Tuttle with a right hand to the side of the head.#T4#
Bastard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bastard scores with a jab to the body.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
A little jabbing left from Tuttle on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Tuttle looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Bastard scores with a hook to the body. Tuttle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tuttle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tuttle.
Tuttle looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Tuttle's shoulder, as Tuttle tries to avoid the shot.
As Bastard backs off Tuttle throws a huge counter combo but Bastard manages to avoid it all.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tuttle tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bastard sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Tuttle somewhat.
Bastard throwing a counter right hand but Tuttle manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jordan Tuttle's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard lands a slapping body shot.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bastard.
Bastard darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Tuttle shoots in but no luck this time.
Tuttle fails with a takedown attempt.
Bastard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tuttle on the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Decent striking displayed by Bastard there.
Bastard lands a jab to Tuttle's midsection.
Bastard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tuttle's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A combination from Bastard does no damage. #T1#
Bastard lands a two punch combo. #CL2#
Tuttle fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the cage.#BC2#
Tuttle breaks from the clinch.
Tuttle ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Tuttle is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bastard with a body shot.
Bastard lands a jab to the head.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard connects with a jab.
Bastard throws a hook but Tuttle blocks it.
Tuttle throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bastard lands with a straight right. Tuttle didn't see that one coming.
Bastard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bastard scores with a three punch combo!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tuttle slips under a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Tuttle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.#T2#
Bastard scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Bastard stuffs the takedown.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jordan Tuttle.
Tuttle bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheers as Bastard lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tuttle doesn't seem phased though.
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Tuttle avoids it well.
Tuttle shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Tuttle wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Bastard throws a hook but Tuttle blocks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tuttle! But no joy.
Bastard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #T3#
Tuttle on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bastard connects with a single shot there.
Tuttle gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard slaps away a takedown attempt from Tuttle, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Bastard closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bastard digs a good hook to Tuttle's body.
Tuttle tries for a takedown but Bastard sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Tuttle seems unphased.
Bastard scores with a punch to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tuttle's head backwards.#T4#
Bastard scores with a hook to the body. Tuttle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
It seemed like Tuttle was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Tuttle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tuttle throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Tuttle.
Bastard lands with a good body shot.
Bastard throws a right hand that Tuttle ducks under and follows up with a left that Tuttle also avoids with ease.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
letting Tuttle counter with a right hand.
Bastard swings for the body but Tuttle moves out of range.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tuttle doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jordan Tuttle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tuttle moves away from the strike by Bastard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lazy Bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bastard, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:26
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:25
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lazy Bastard!

A very excited looking Lazy Bastard made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 4     
Date:   Dec 10, 2017
#R1#
Burger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Burger shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Burger seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Bastard misses with a double jab #TD#
and Burger counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bastard won't be happy with that.
Burger working away.#SUB#
Burger tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Burger in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Burger working the head with strikes.
Burger remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Bastard wants to control but Burger postures up.
Burger has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Burger tries for a kimura but Bastard is defending well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Burger is controlling him well.#T1#
Burger controlling the position.
Burger lands some shots froms side control.
Burger taking a breather here.
Burger scoring with punches and elbows. #SUB#
Burger tries for a kimura but Bastard is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Burger working away.
Bastard really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Burger. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T2#
Burger landing a few strikes.
Bastard tries to bench press Burger off him but Burger keeps the position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bastard can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bastard is being controlled here.
Burger scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Bastard to see if he's OK.
Bastard is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Burger has just dragged him back down to the mat.#SUB#
Burger is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Bastard is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Bastard is not content to let Burger control the position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bastard is trying to get back to half guard.
Bastard is trying to buck Burger off.#T3##SUB#
Burger thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Burger lands a few punches from side control.
Burger is putting a hurting on Bastard here, landing some big shots from side control. #SUB#
Burger is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Bastard has escaped the position, nice work there.
Burger scoring with punches and elbows.
Bastard is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Burger is controlling him well.
Bastard takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Bastard is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Burger's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Bastard is looking for a sweep. Burger is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Burger is looking for a kimura but Bastard is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Burger to get the leverage. #T4#
Bastard tries to roll over but Burger keeps him under control.
Bastard tries to kick Burger off but Burger keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #SUB#
Burger is working for a kimura but Bastard is defending it quite comfortably.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Burger working over Bastard with some ground and pound. Bastard looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Burger working Bastard over with strikes.
Bastard wants to control the action here but instead Burger manages to pass to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Burger raining down hammerfists from mount.
Burger scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Bastard?
Bastard looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bastard is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Burger looking to control but Bastard is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #SUB#
Bastard defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Burger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brazilian Burger dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Burger fails with a takedown attempt.
Burger takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Burger half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Burger moved out of range nicely.
Burger is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?#TD#
Burger shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Bastard is looking to escape.
Bastard tries to roll over but Burger keeps him under control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burger controlling the action here.
Bastard scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Burger manages to mount him! #T1#
Burger trying to control but Bastard is having none of it.
Burger content just to control the position here.
Bastard trying desperately to get to his feet.
Burger tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bastard is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.#SUB#
Burger working for a submission but Bastard is keeping him at bay.
Burger lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Brazilian Burger overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bastard wants to try and get back to his feet.
Bastard tries to lock up and control but Burger gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T2#
Burger putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Burger trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Burger controlling the position easily from mount.
Burger punishing his opponent with strikes.
Bastard is looking to get to half guard.
Burger landing punches. #ROC#
Bastard is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Burger looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Bastard is still in real trouble! Can Burger finish him?#SUB#
Burger has hold of Bastard's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Bastard manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger. #SUB#
Burger has control of Bastard's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Bastard regains control of the situation pretty easily. #T3#
A nice elbow there by Burger.
Bastard tries to lock up and control but Burger gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Burger lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Burger raining down shots from the mount!
Bastard takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Burger's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brazilian Burger!
An out of breath Brazilian Burger thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 3     
Date:   Dec 09, 2017
#R1#
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Rutherford feinted with a counter takedown.
Bastard fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bastard cracks Rutherford with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bastard darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#ROC2#
Rutherford is rocked!
Bastard lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Rutherford is looking to close the distance but Bastard sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Rutherford crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Rutherford is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Lazy Bastard!
An out of breath Lazy Bastard thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Mike Rutherford spoke after the fight, saying 'soundcloud.com/spinmanfinn'.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 2     
Date:   Dec 08, 2017
#R1#
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bastard's coach down at Cozad The Island was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Bastard's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Lyagushov is looking to counter punch.
Lyagushov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard scores with a jab to the body.
Lyagushov takes one to the chin there.
Nice straight punches there by Lyagushov. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lyagushov.
Bastard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lyagushov.
Bastard lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Bastard swings for the body but Lyagushov moves out of range.
Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Lyagushov slips the punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard works the jab nicely.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Lyagushov misses with a looping right.#KD2#
Bastard lands a left and a right that send Lyagushov crashing to the mat, dazed. Bastard thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#
Lyagushov is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Maksimilian Lyagushov has been cut.
Lyagushov takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Oh Lyagushov is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard tries to bum rush Lyagushov with a series of wild strikes but Lyagushov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lyagushov ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard lands with a right that hurts Lyagushov. Lyagushov looks to clinch but Bastard throws a short knee that drops Lyagushov. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 1     
Date:   Dec 07, 2017
#R1#
Bastard dips to his left and cracks Melrose with an uppercut!
Melrose slips a jab from Bastard.
Melrose fires out a quick counter leg kick but Bastard just manages to avoid it.
Melrose walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Melrose walks into a left hand.
Bastard lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bastard lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#ROC2#
Melrose is rocked!
Bastard lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Melrose falls backwards - clearly groggy! Bastard dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
A relieved looking Lazy Bastard thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: TIT OUT     
Date:   Nov 30, 2017
#R1##KD#
Bastard sends Fawce crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Bastard is motioning to the referee to let Fawce up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Fawce is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Max Fawce has been cut.
Bastard seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Fawce throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
Fawce is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard lands a hook that stumbles Fawce back into the cage. Bastard follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Fawce to the canvas! Bastard pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Fawce has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Our winner, Lazy Bastard, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Sat Night Fight Night     
Date:   Nov 25, 2017
#R1#
Bastard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Diaz.
Jab from Bastard.#CUT#
It looks like Nate Diaz has been cut.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Diaz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bastard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Diaz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard lands a slapping body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bastard, as that shot connected.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination. #T1#
A shot to the liver by Bastard. Beautiful body shot.
Bastard lands a jab-cross combination.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard lands an overhand right.
Nice jab there from Bastard. #ROC#
Diaz is rocked!
Bastard throws a right and a left that Diaz avoids nicely.
Diaz feints the counter takedown.
The crowd cheers as Bastard lands an impressive looking overhand right. Diaz doesn't seem phased though.
Diaz is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard cracks a nice hook into Diaz's ribs.
Bastard lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Diaz is looking to close the distance but Bastard sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Diaz crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Diaz is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: TIT 71 - Head v Blubb     
Date:   Nov 13, 2017
#R1#
Battock throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Battock takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard throws a right hand that Battock ducks under and follows up with a left that Battock also avoids with ease.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Battock moves away.
A big right from Battock misses.
Bastard doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bastard takes a swing at Battock's ribcage but misses.
Battock lands a leg kick that knocks Bastard off balance momentarily.
Battock moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Battock.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Bastard is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Battock rather than just go for the knockout.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot #CL#
and Battock moves into the clinch.
Battock lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bastard or not.
Battock is leaning against Bastard and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Battock lands a shoulder strike.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Bastard is trying to push Battock away but Battock has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Battock lands with a right to the head.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Battock tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Battock.
Battock fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Battock lands a nice uppercut.
Battock lands a body punch in the clinch.
Battock lands with a left to the head.
Bastard blocks an uppercut. #T2#
Bastard blocking some punches.
Battock swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Battock lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bastard.
Battock working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Battock lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Battock lands with a short shot to the head. #ROC#
Bastard is rocked!
Bastard takes a shot to the head.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Battock finish him?
Battock looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Battock presses Bastard against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Battock working aggressively here.
Battock scores with a nice hook to the head.#KD#
Battock drops Bastard onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bastard is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#T3#
Battock makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Battock throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard. #KD#
Battock drops Bastard onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bastard is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Battock misses with some punches.
Battock misses with a punch on the inside.
Battock working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Battock scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Battock pushes Bastard against the cage. Battock is working some dirty boxing. Battock pushes off with a quick right hook! Bastard goes down! Bastard tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Battock moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Battock!
John Battock retains his lightweight title!
After winning the bout, John Battock thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: TIT 67 - Danger v DeVito     
Date:   Nov 04, 2017
#R1#
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard misses with a left hand
and Xavier connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Xavier uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Xavier steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard throws a hook but Xavier avoids it easily.
Xavier loads up on a big right hand but Bastard slips the punch.
Bastard throws a right hand that Xavier ducks under and follows up with a left that Xavier also avoids with ease.
Nice jab there from Xavier. #CL#
Xavier forces Bastard back against the cage and clinches.
Xavier misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Xavier.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard takes a shot to the head.
Xavier misses with a punch to the body.
Xavier lands a nice uppercut.
Xavier working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T1#
Xavier prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
A body shot lands from Xavier.
Xavier misses with a hook to the ribs.
Xavier lands a body punch.
Bastard is trying to break free.
Xavier lands with a short shot to the head. #BC#
Xavier breaks the clinch.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches. #CL#
Xavier drives through and clinches with Bastard against the cage.
Xavier works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Xavier tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Bastard looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Xavier lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bastard tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Xavier's elbow.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Xavier. #T2#
Xavier working aggressively here.
Xavier lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from Xavier - that landed with a thud.
Xavier softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Xavier tries a body shot but Bastard blocks it. #BC#
Xavier pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Xavier throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Xavier tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastard was well out of range. Poor timing from Xavier.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Xavier cracks Bastard with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bastard lands the left hand.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bastard showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Xavier.
Bastard lands a jab to Xavier's midsection.#T3#
Bastard getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Xavier appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Xavier walks into a straight right hand from Bastard.
Xavier takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #ROC2#
Xavier is rocked!
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Xavier swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Xavier is out of range.
Xavier slips a straight right by Bastard.
Bastard on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Xavier looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Bastard has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bastard closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #ROC#
Bastard is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Oh Xavier is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Xavier finish him?
Bastard scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T4#
Bastard bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#CL#
Xavier has managed to clinch.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Xavier has him pressed against the cage.
Xavier looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#BC#
Xavier escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bastard cracks Xavier with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Xavier falls to his knees and Bastard doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
A victorious Lazy Bastard thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: TIT 63 - Omega v Manduk     
Date:   Oct 25, 2017
#R1#
Bastard slips a straight right by Chan.
A little jabbing left from Bastard on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bastard scores with a jab. Chan acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bastard misses the jab.
Chan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chan throws a big shot that misses.
Bastard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Chan's head backwards.
Chan misses with a lunging right hand
and Bastard counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Chan throws out a powerful jab.
Bastard moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#ROC#
Bastard is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Chan finish him?
Chan misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chan connects with a looping right hand.
Bastard throws a jab when Chan was well out of range.
Bastard closes the distance and lands a one-two.#ROC2#
Chan is rocked!
Chan is aggressively charging in as Bastard backs up avoiding any damage. Bastard tosses out a jab and Chan runs right into it face first! Chan is out cold! Bastard dropped down on all fours and is barking in Chan's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lazy Bastard!
During a confident post fight interview, Lazy Bastard thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: TIT 59     
Date:   Oct 16, 2017
#R1#
Bastard misses with a jab to the body
and Horvath counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Horvath ducks down to avoid it.
Horvath now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Horvath avoids them all with ease.
Bastard changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Horvath was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Horvath appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Horvath doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Horvath dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Horvath paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Horvath blocks a jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Horvath avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Horvath digs a good body shot into Bastard's ribs.
Bastard doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Horvath lands a body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Bastard. That snapped Horvath's head back.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard misses with a hook
and Horvath connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Horvath manages to avoid it.
Horvath pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Horvath's shoulder, as Horvath tries to avoid the shot. #T1#
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Horvath appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Horvath darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Horvath moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Horvath's shoulder, as Horvath tries to avoid the shot.
Horvath moves out of range of the strikes.
Horvath keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #KD#
Bastard cracks Horvath with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bastard has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Horvath to stand back up!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Horvath blocks a jab.
Bastard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Horvath moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard throws a right hand that Horvath ducks under and follows up with a left that Horvath also avoids with ease.
Horvath scores with a jab.
Bastard lands a jab.
Bastard throws a body punch but Horvath moves out of range.
It seemed like Horvath was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Horvath takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #ROC#
Horvath is rocked!
Bastard throws a right and a left that Horvath avoids nicely.
Horvath is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Bastard fakes the body blow, causing Horvath to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Horvath goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lazy Bastard!
A very excited looking Lazy Bastard made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: TIT 55 - Bartlett v Proux     
Date:   Oct 07, 2017
#R1#
Urquiza wants to clinch.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Urquiza is just out of range.#CL#
Urquiza has managed to clinch.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Urquiza lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Urquiza.
Bastard misses with some punches.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Urquiza has him pressed against the cage. #BC2#
Bastard's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bastard has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Urquiza wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard lands with a cross. #CL#
Urquiza rushes Bastard and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Urquiza misses with some punches.
Urquiza lands a right hand. #T1#
Urquiza goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Urquiza lands a nice uppercut.
Urquiza is struggling to control the position.
A head punch on the inside from Urquiza fails to land.
Urquiza lands a body punch.
Urquiza misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Urquiza prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Urquiza has him pressed against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Urquiza.#T2#
A short right from Urquiza.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Urquiza won't allow it.
Urquiza throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bastards head.
A short right from Urquiza on the inside.
Bastard tries to circle away but Urquiza has him pinned against the cage.
Urquiza is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Urquiza lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Urquiza misses with a punch to the body.
Urquiza lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Urquiza working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T3#
Urquiza keeps control of Bastard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bastard is trying to break free.
Urquiza tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Urquiza tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bastard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Urquiza swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
A frustrated look appears on Bastard's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Urquiza goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A frustrated look appears on Bastard's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bastard is trying to force a seperation but Urquiza has the dominant position.
Bastard tries to circle away but Urquiza has him pinned against the cage.
Bastard takes a shot to the head.
Bastard tries to break free but Urquiza pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard is looking to break free of the clinch but Urquiza has double underhooks.
Urquiza tries a body shot but Bastard blocks it.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Urquiza fails to land.
Urquiza can't find room to land a body shot as Bastard controls the action.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Urquiza has a couple of punches blocked by Bastard.
Urquiza fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Urquiza has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Justo Jose Urquiza dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Bastard throws a right and a left that Urquiza avoids nicely.
Bastard scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Urquiza is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Urquiza wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Urquiza moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bastard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Urquiza on the side of the head.
Bastard misses with an uppercut. Urquiza saw that one coming.
Bastard misses with a combination
and Urquiza counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Urquiza was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Bastard rushes Urquiza with punches - Urquiza moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Urquiza goes down! Bastard follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: TIT 48 - Chow v Dennis     
Date:   Sep 21, 2017
#R1#
Bastard digs a good hook to Battock's body.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Battock connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bastard scrambles back to his feet.
Bastard looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Battock misses the shot to the body.
Battock ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Battock looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bastard misses with a straight right.
Bastard misses with a double jab #CL#
and Battock counters by moving into the clinch.
Battock lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Battock fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Battock lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Battock.
Bastard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Battock. #T1#
Battock lands a body punch in the clinch. #BC2#
Bastard breaks from the clinch.
Battock ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Battock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Battock fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bastard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Battock smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.
Bastard tests Battock's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Battock steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.#CL#
Battock closes the distance and clinches.
Battock lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Still in the clinch, Battock scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Battock lands a shoulder strike.
Battock lands with a light punch inside. #T2#
Battock lands a hook that snaps the head of Bastard backwards.
Battock misses with a punch on the inside.
Battock struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard with a jab.
Battock slips under a jab.
Battock tries to counter by clinching up but Bastard breaks away and moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard throws the left hand but Battock avoids the punch easily.
Bastard lands with a good body shot.
Battock uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Battock fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#CL#
Battock has taken the fight to the clinch.
Battock lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T3#
Battock lands with a left to the head.
Bastard's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Battock stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Battock misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Battock.
Battock throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bastards head. #ROC#
Bastard is rocked!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Battock.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard.
Battock fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Bastard breaks from the clinch.
We've been told by Battock's head coaches at Ferocious Beast that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#T4#
Battock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away.
Good standup being displayed there by Bastard as he connects with a hook.
Battock showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard. #CL#
Battock closes the distance and clinches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard takes a shot to the head.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Battock finish him?#BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Bastard lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Battock throws a jab when Bastard was well out of range.
Battock throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL#
Battock has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Battock softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Battock dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Battock ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Battock tries to counter by clinching up but Bastard breaks away and moves out of range.
Battock cracks a nice hook into Bastard's ribs.
Battock digs a good body shot into Bastard's ribs.
Battock is looking to wear down Bastard with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Battock fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.
Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Battock throws out the jab. #CL#
Battock fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Battock.
Battock creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Bastard's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Bastard drops to his knees and Battock pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Battock!
John Battock retains his lightweight title!
A very excited looking John Battock made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: TIT 42 - Bartlett v Jones     
Date:   Sep 04, 2017
#R1#
Bastard throws a good cross that connects.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Brown moved out of range nicely.
Bastard scores with a one two! Brown had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Bastard misses with a body shot
and Brown counters with a left to the body.
Bastard scores with a hook to the body. Brown takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Brown looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard defending well as Brown loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
It seemed like Brown was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Brown counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brown lunges at Bastard with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bastard's hand.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Bastard misses with a hook.#CL2#
Brown gets a clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Brown's coach down at Play House was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Brown's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.#T1#
Brown is trying to maintain a safe position but Bastard gets an underhook and turns Brown into the ropes.
Brown prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.#BC2#
Brown breaks the clinch.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard throws an off balance right hand
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #ROC2#
Bastard is rocked!
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Brown doesn't seem bothered though.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A jab from Brown finds it's way through Bastard's defenses.
Bastard throws a jab when Brown was well out of range.
Bastard lands a head shot.#T2#
A cross from Bastard lands.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.#ROC#
Brown is rocked!
Brown ducks into an uppercut from Bastard and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: TIT 31 - Booker v Dennis     
Date:   Aug 15, 2017
#R1#
Master dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard scores with a nice strike.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Master throws out the jab.
Good exchange - Master coming out on top.
Master cracks Bastard with a right hand to the side of the head.#CL#
Master pushes Bastard up against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Master manages to break the clinch.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Master slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bastard throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard throws a jab when Master was well out of range.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Master has time to react.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard misses with a hook.
Master staying out of range there.
Master is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bastard.
Danga de danga de dang - Bastard scores with a four punch combination!#ROC2#
Master is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Bastard! Master is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
An out of breath Lazy Bastard thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: TIT 23 - Guy v Floss     
Date:   Jul 31, 2017
#R1#
Bastard tests Fisher's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.
Fisher needs to keep his hands up - Bastard had a free shot at his head there.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Fisher walks into a left hand.
Bastard connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bastard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fisher at a distance.
Bastard cracks Fisher with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Bastard swings for the body but Fisher moves out of range.
Bastard's coach down at King Of Pain was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Bastard's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fisher looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Fisher seems unphased.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fisher.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fisher, right into the meat.
Bastard has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Fisher counters with a nice leg kick.
Fisher misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T1#
Fisher takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bastard connects with a looping right hand.
Fisher definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#TD#
Bastard gets caught napping as Fisher dives in and scores a takedown. Bastard manages to retain guard.
Fisher stays in close to Bastard's body and controls the position.
Bastard wants to stand and escape but Fisher is having none of it.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fisher sitting in guard here, content to control.
Fisher's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Further stalling from Fisher.#T2##REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Bastard's jab looks to have found its range, popping Fisher under the eye.
Bastard scores with a punch to the head.#T3#
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fisher half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bastard is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fisher connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. #TD#
Fisher looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Fisher preventing the sweep.
Fisher is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Fisher has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Fisher passes easily into side control. Nice work.
A lull in the action here as Fisher stalls from top position.#T4#
Fisher prevents Bastard from escaping the position.#SUB#
Fisher tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Fisher content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Bastard really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fisher. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Fisher tries to advance to mount but Bastard denies him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Fisher attempts a counter takedown but Bastard avoids it well and moves away.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fisher.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A shot to the liver by Bastard. Beautiful body shot.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #TD#
Bastard gets caught flat footed, as Fisher shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Fisher controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T1#
Fisher seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Bastard for as long as he can get away with.#SUB#
Fisher is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fisher slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fisher doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard looks to land a combination. Fisher sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bastard moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bastard scores with a hook to the body. Fisher takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T3#
Fisher takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bastard cracks Fisher with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fisher on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bastard misses with a hook to the body #CL#
and Fisher counters into the clinch. Nicely done. #TD#
Fisher pulls Bastard into guard.
Fisher controlling the position.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Fisher won't let him.
Fisher trying to control the position here. #T4#
Fisher looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bastard is one step ahead there.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Fisher might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fisher is working hard here to advance position.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard looks to land a combination. Fisher sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fisher takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Bastard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bastard sizes up Fisher with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard misses with a combination #TD#
and Fisher decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bastard's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fisher is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Fisher stands and throws Bastard's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.#T1#
Fisher continues to stall.
Bastard wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Fisher is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Bastard will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SUB#
Fisher is trying to get an arm triangle but Bastard is defending well.
Fisher remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Bastard prevents Fisher from improving position. #SUB#
Fisher is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Bastard is trying to escape and Fisher transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Bastard is forced to tap! Nice work there by Fisher! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ray Fisher!
Ray Fisher decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: TIT 17 - Baby v Booker     
Date:   Jul 19, 2017
#R1#
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #CUT#
It looks like Hiro Robison has been cut.
Robison tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bastard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Robison fails with the takedown.
Bastard lands with a cross.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Robison changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at King Of Pain in the buildup to the fight.
Bastard keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Robison is looking to clinch.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Robison misses with a takedown attempt - Bastard sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hiro Robison.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Robison does a little dance to reset his feet.
Robison unleashes a big counter combination but Bastard bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Robison bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Robison with the counter takedown but Bastard avoids it easily.
Robison misses with a takedown attempt - Bastard sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Robison misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#T1#
Robison takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bastard lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bastard.
Bastard cracks a nice hook into Robison's ribs.
Robison avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard keeps the fight on the outside.
Robison is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bastard sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Robison walks into a jab.
and Bastard counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Robison! He's just covering up as Bastard starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: TIT 11 - Embolo v Bawerk     
Date:   Jul 06, 2017
#R1#
Bastard throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Riggins stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Riggins seems unphased.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard works the jab nicely.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
A punch lands to the side of Riggins 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Riggins avoids it well.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Riggins fails with a takedown attempt.
Bastard connects with a body shot that sends Riggins's belly button to the back.
The crowd cheers as Bastard lands an impressive looking overhand right. Riggins doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Riggins doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Riggins's coach down at Area51 was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Riggins's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Bastard with a hook.#T1#
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard scores with a three punch combo!
Bastard throws a right and a left that Riggins avoids nicely.
Riggins fails to land the takedown.
Bastard swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Riggins.
Riggins throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Bastard darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Riggins closes the distance and clinches up with Bastard, looking for a takedown. Riggins pushes Bastard against the cage but Bastard circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tim Riggins.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Riggins keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T2#
Bastard blocks a head kick by Riggins.
Bastard lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bastard fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bastard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Riggins's head backwards.
Bastard scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Riggins takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Riggins on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Riggins misses the target.
Bastard clobbers Riggins with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bastard scores with a jab.
Bastard takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Riggins was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Riggins changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#T3#
Bastard thuds his right hand into Riggins's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bastard works over Riggins's head and body with a nice combination.
Bastard is breathing heavily.
A jab from Bastard finds it's way through Riggins's defenses.
Riggins shoots in for a takedown but Bastard shows good takedown defense.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Riggins changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Riggins avoids a punch combination nicely.
Riggins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Riggins shoots in but no luck this time.
Bastard throws a big counter combination but Riggins scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bastard misses with a looping right.
Riggins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Riggins tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
It looks like Bastard has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Riggins walks into a jab.
Riggins tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastard was well out of range. Poor timing from Riggins.
Bastard throws a shot to the body. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard connects with a jab.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Riggins avoids it well.
Riggins with the counter takedown but Bastard avoids it easily.
Nice sprawl there from Bastard as Riggins shoots in.
Bastard scores with the left hand. Riggins knows he should have avoided that one.
Danga de danga de dang - Bastard scores with a four punch combination!
Riggins fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Riggins uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Riggins shoots in for a takedown but Bastard shows good takedown defense.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Riggins changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bastard tries to avoid it but Riggins manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bastard to the ground. Bastard escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Riggins throws a wild body kick that Bastard sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Bastard ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Riggins drops his hands momentarily and Bastard takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bastard connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bastard lands a jab.
Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice straight punches there by Bastard. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bastard.
Bastard catches Riggins with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Riggins goes for a double leg but Bastard avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Bastard continues to drive forward.
Bastard scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bastard lands a head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice shot lands for Bastard.
Riggins has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jab by Bastard.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Riggins.#T1#
Bastard is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bastard fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bastard throws a good cross that connects.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard tests Riggins's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bastard lands an overhand right.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Riggins moves out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Horrible takedown attempt by Riggins or perhaps it was just good defense by Bastard, which made it look bad.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tim Riggins.
Riggins moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#T2#
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Riggins with the counter takedown but Bastard avoids it easily.
Donk. Bastard catches Riggins right on the button with a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Riggins changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bastard tries to avoid it but Riggins manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bastard to the ground. Bastard escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bastard connects with a looping right hand.
Riggins changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bastard tries to avoid it but Riggins manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bastard to the ground. Bastard escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Riggins.
Riggins changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bastard lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bastard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Riggins can do to turn this around?
Riggins closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bastard scores with a three punch combo!
A left lands for Bastard.#T3#
Riggins throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Riggins changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
A head kick misses from Riggins.
Riggins has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Riggins.
Bastard lands a head shot.
Riggins slips a jab from Bastard.
Riggins tried to score with a low kick but Bastard checks it.
Riggins closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bastard circles away.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Riggins might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bastard has got the better of the exchanges.#T4#
Riggins takes one to the chin there.
Lazy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Riggins uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard's corner calls for a 1-2. Bastard obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bastard stuns Riggins with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Riggins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bastard.
Bastard misses with a hook.
Bastard is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Riggins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Riggins fails with a takedown attempt.
Riggins shoots in for a double leg but Bastard sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bastard feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rigginss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lazy Bastard dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bastard scores with a hook.
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Riggins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Bastard cracks a nice hook into Riggins's ribs.
Riggins on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bastard lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Bastard paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Riggins showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Riggins with the counter takedown but Bastard avoids it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice jab there from Bastard.
Bastard throws a series of strikes that have Riggins backpedaling.
Bastard connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Riggins's hands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.#T1#
Riggins misses with a takedown attempt - Bastard sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Riggins showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Riggins ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Riggins.
Riggins takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Riggins moved out of range nicely.
Riggins closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bastard circles away.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tim Riggins.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Riggins.
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target.#T2##TD2#
Bastard gets caught flat footed, as Riggins shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Riggins trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Riggins chips away with some ground and pound.
Bastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bastard tries to get out of the position.
Riggins trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Riggins is in close to Bastard's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Riggins working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Riggins lands a couple of elbows.
Riggins trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom. #T3#
Riggins sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Riggins trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tim Riggins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bastard knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Riggins on the ground.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB2#
Riggins drops back looking for a leg! Bastard is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Bastard manages to kick Riggins off! Riggins jumps back into Bastard's guard.
Riggins wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Riggins sitting in guard here, content to control. #SUB2#
Riggins is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lazy Bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bastard, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:25
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:25
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lazy Bastard!

After winning the bout, Lazy Bastard thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: TIT 6 - Embolo V Gunn     
Date:   Jun 24, 2017
#R1#
Bastard works over Kusnikovsky's head and body with a nice combination.#CUT#
It looks like Conrad Kusnikovsky has been cut.
Kusnikovsky drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Danga de danga de dang - Bastard scores with a four punch combination!
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard lands with a nice body punch.
Bastard stalks Kusnikovsky and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kusnikovsky's face. Kusnikovsky staggers backwards, shaken.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kusnikovsky takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kusnikovsky on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bastard wants it to stay on the feet.
Bastard stuffs the takedown attempt from Kusnikovsky. Kusnikovsky gets slowly back to his feet.
Bastard getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bastard lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard! #ROC#
Kusnikovsky is rocked!
Bastard stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kusnikovsky is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard cracks Kusnikovsky with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kusnikovsky on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bastard connects with a nice looking jab.
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bastard lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Kusnikovsky goes down and covers up as Bastard starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

 
 
 
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