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Event: NJMMA XS 5     
Date:   Jul 21, 2018
#R1#
Embalmer misses with a hook. Burger ducked under it nicely.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Embalmer has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Burger scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Burger shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Embalmer but Embalmer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
No luck for Burger with that takedown attempt.
Embalmer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Embalmer jabs at Burger's body.
Embalmer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Burger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Burger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Embalmer moves away.
And Embalmer tries to counter it with a takedown but Burger pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Burger has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brazilian Burger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Embalmer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Egyptian Embalmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Embalmer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Embalmer throws a hook but Burger avoids it easily.
Burger stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Embalmer misses the jab.
Burger shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Embalmer defends it nicely.
Embalmer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CUT2#
It looks like Brazilian Burger has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#T1#
Embalmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Burger manages to avoid it.#TD#
Burger shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Burger was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Embalmer takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Embalmer is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Burger has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Embalmer defending against the ground and pound.
Burger working away.
Burger connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Embalmer some visible discomfort.
Embalmer is trying to buck Burger off.#SUB#
Burger is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Embalmer has escaped the position, nice work there.
Burger trying to control the position but Embalmer is working away. #SUB#
Burger has hold of Embalmer's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Embalmer tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Burger cranks the arm and Embalmer screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Embalmer, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Brazilian Burger!
Our winner, Brazilian Burger, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Egyptian Embalmer stepped up to the mic, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: NJMMA Friday Night Fights 7     
Date:   Jun 22, 2018
#R1#
Embalmer misses with a takedown attempt
and The Omen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Omen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The Omen stuns Embalmer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#TD#
The Omen gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Embalmer to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The Omen is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Embalmer dives into side control.
We've been hearing that Embalmer has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#REVB#
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
An elbow from Embalmer crashes against the mat.
Embalmer throws an elbow but The Omen slips to the side and avoids it well.
Embalmer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, The Omen has escaped the position, nice work there.
The Omen has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
The Omen is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Embalmer's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Embalmer prevents The Omen from improving his position.#T1#
Embalmer thows a huge punch but The Omen dodges it nicely.
Embalmer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The Omen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for The Omen.
Embalmer won't allow The Omen to sweep him here.
The Omen bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Embalmer's guard. #REVB#
Embalmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but The Omen is one step ahead there.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The Omen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The Omen controls from within his opponent's guard. #T2#
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing The Omen from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Embalmer looking for a guillotine here but The Omen defends easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Embalmer is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB#
Embalmer has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but The Omen can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Embalmer is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. The Omen is aware though and is defending well.
The Omen trying to control the position from guard on top but Embalmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
The Omen sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Embalmer's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Embalmer is not content to let The Omen control the position.
The Omen misses with a head shot. Embalmer uses the momentum to regain guard.
The Omen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Embalmer is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a triangle here but The Omen uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
The Omen throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Embalmer is trying to improve his position.#T4#
The Omen trying to control the action but Embalmer is working from the bottom.
Embalmer throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Embalmer sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Embalmer wants to improve his position but The Omen is controlling well.
The Omen is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Embalmer!
The Omen misses with a head shot.
The Omen content just to control the position here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The Omen trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The Omen throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Damien The Omen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Embalmer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Omen.
Embalmer fails with a takedown attempt.
The Omen throws out a counter right but Embalmer avoids it with no problem.
The Omen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The Omen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Omen wants to clinch up but Embalmer keeps it at a distance.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by The Omen!
The Omen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Embalmer shoots in for a double leg but The Omen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The Omen misses with a straight left.
The Omen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Embalmer throws a hook but The Omen blocks it.
The Omen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice takedown defense from The Omen. No joy for Embalmer on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Egyptian Embalmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Embalmer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Embalmer throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Omen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Embalmer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The Omen throws a right hand that Embalmer ducks under and follows up with a left that Embalmer also avoids with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Omen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Embalmer fails with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Embalmer gets cracked there but stands up to it. #ROC2#
Embalmer is rocked!
The Omen cracks Embalmer with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Embalmer falls to his knees and The Omen doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Damien The Omen!
After winning the bout, Damien The Omen thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Egyptian Embalmer spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: NJMMA Friday Night Fights 4     
Date:   Jun 01, 2018
#R1#
Yonic misses with a leg kick
and Embalmer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Yonic tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Embalmer was well out of range. Poor timing from Yonic.#KD#
Embalmer throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Yonic tumbling to the canvas!#ROC#
Yonic is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Hector Henry Yonic has been cut.#SUB2#
Yonic is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Embalmer has his hands clasped together but Yonic extends and breaks Embalmer's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Yonic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Hector Henry Yonic!
Egyptian Embalmer spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: DUEL#150 Sigit vs Embalmer     
Date:   Apr 28, 2018
#R1##CL#
Sigit has closed the distance and engaged Embalmer in a clinch.
Sigit has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Embalmer is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Sigit drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Embalmer gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Embalmer gets underhooks to prevent Sigit's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for The Sigit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sigit is looking to take this one to the mat.#TD#
Sigit is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Embalmer can't fight it off and eventually Sigit manages to take the fight to the floor. Embalmer looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Sigit looking to pass the guard.
Embalmer pulls Sigit in to control the position.
Embalmer wants to sweep but no luck.
Sigit tries to free his leg and advance position but Embalmer is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer is trying to control the position but Sigit postures up.
Sigit in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Sigit passes Embalmer's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Sigit thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Embalmer's head. #T1#
Sigit looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Embalmer with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Sigit missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Embalmer tries to roll over but Sigit keeps him under control.
We've been hearing that Sigit has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Embalmer is staying active underneath Sigit, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Sigit thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Embalmer's head.
Sigit wants to control but Embalmer is keeping him busy.
Sigit not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Sigit working over Embalmer with some ground and pound. Embalmer looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Sigit lands a nice short elbow.
Sigit working the head and body with strikes.
Sigit thows a huge punch but Embalmer dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2##SUB#
Sigit is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Embalmer trying to control from the bottom.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sigit throwing shots but Embalmer is blocking nicely.
Sigit is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Embalmer blocking the ground and pound attempt from Sigit. #SUB#
Sigit wants to work for an arm triangle but Embalmer is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Sigit thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Embalmer's head.
Sigit throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Embalmer wants to improve his position but Sigit is controlling well. #T3#
Embalmer is in trouble now - Sigit has advanced to mount!
Sigit working Embalmer over with strikes here.
Sigit with a couple of short strikes.#SUB#
Sigit is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Embalmer has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Sigit trying to control but Embalmer is having none of it.
Sigit working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Sigit landing strikes from the mount.
Sigit connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Sigit has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Embalmer's face. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Embalmer tries to lock up and control but Sigit gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Sigit is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Embalmer wants to hold on but Sigit pushes him away.
Sigit working the ground and pound effectively.
Sigit landing strikes, looking to finish!
A nice elbow there by Sigit.
Sigit in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Sigit cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers! #ROC#
Embalmer is rocked!
Sigit lands with some strikes.
Embalmer is still in real trouble! Can Sigit finish him?
Embalmer taking shots to the head.
Sigit lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Sigit dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2##TD#
Sigit is looking for a takedown. Wow, that's a brutal slam - Embalmer is in big trouble! Sigit is landing strikes from the mount and this one is all over! The ref jumps in to save a confused looking Embalmer. Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Slam). The Sigit!
The Sigit retains his welterweight title!
An out of breath The Sigit thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Egyptian Embalmer had this to say: 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: DFN#33 Wrexham vs Lafayette     
Date:   Apr 14, 2018
#R1#
Saibot misses with a wild combination.
Embalmer shoots and misses
and Saibot connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Embalmer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Embalmer misses with a hook
and Saibot counters with a left and a right that stings Embalmer. #TD#
Saibot closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #ROC#
Embalmer is rocked!
Saibot thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Embalmer's head.
Embalmer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Saibot is working away from the top position though.
Embalmer is holding on to half guard well.
Saibot throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Embalmer is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Saibot scores with a couple of nice shots.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SU#
Saibot escapes and gets back to his feet. #T1##TD#
Saibot throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Embalmer tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Saibot is in Embalmer's guard.
Saibot wants to stand but Embalmer is controlling his posture from full guard.
Embalmer tries to strike from the bottom. #SUB2#
Embalmer has his foot on Saibot's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Saibot works his way back into a safe position though.
Embalmer keeping full guard, as Saibot tries to pass. #SU#
Saibot stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Embalmer misses with an uppercut. Saibot saw that one coming.
Saibot walks into a straight right hand from Embalmer.#T2#
Embalmer throws a body punch but Saibot moves out of range.
Saibot shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Embalmer sprawls well. Embalmer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Saibot gets slowly back to his feet.#TD#
Saibot fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Embalmer to the ground. Saibot is now in Embalmer's guard.
Embalmer is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #SUB2#
Embalmer throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T3#
Saibot throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Embalmer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Saibot got a little sloppy there for a moment and Embalmer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Saibot has managed to get both his arms back between Embalmer's legs - danger averted.
Embalmer is trying to control the position but Saibot postures up. #SU#
Saibot stands up and waves to Embalmer to follow him.
Noob Saibot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Embalmer misses with a body shot.
Saibot fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Saibot shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Embalmer defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Noob Saibot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Saibot shoots in but Embalmer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Embalmer tries to score with a low kick but Saibot moves his leg out of the way.#TD#
Saibot closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Embalmer did well to prevent Saibot getting side control.
Embalmer is trying to get back to full guard.
Saibot missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noob Saibot dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Embalmer misses with a body shot.
Embalmer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Saibot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Embalmer throws a nice looking combination but Saibot bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Embalmer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Saibot pinned against the cage. Saibot gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Saibot.
A combination from Embalmer does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer fails to land with a series of punches.
Embalmer misses with a right hand #KD#
and Saibot counters with a leg kick then a big left hand that sends Embalmer down! Saibot is looking to finish but Embalmer is intelligently defending himself. #SUB#
Saibot thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SU#
Saibot decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. #T1##TD#
Saibot shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Embalmer is trying to control the position but Saibot postures up.
Saibot is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Embalmer can do to turn this around?#SU#
Saibot decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Embalmer, up you get! #TD#
Saibot shoots in and gets a takedown into Embalmer's guard.
Saibot wants to stand but Embalmer has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #SU#
Saibot decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Embalmer, up you get! #T2#
Embalmer shoots for a double leg takedown but Saibot sprawls well. He's pushed Embalmer's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #TD#
Saibot feints and as Embalmer raises his hands in defense, Saibot changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.#SU#
Saibot stands up and waves to Embalmer to follow him. #TD#
Embalmer gets caught napping as Saibot dives in and scores a takedown. Embalmer manages to retain guard.
Embalmer is breathing heavily.
Saibot postures up.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saibot postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Saibot postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Saibot wants to stand but Embalmer has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #SU#
Saibot gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #T3#
Saibot dives in for a single leg takedown but Embalmer sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Saibot shoots and misses
letting Embalmer counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Noob Saibot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Saibot shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Embalmer as he jumps to the side.
Saibot walks into a left hand.
Egyptian Embalmer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Saibot checks the leg kick nicely there.
Embalmer swings widly with a right hand
and Saibot counters with a left and a right that stings Embalmer.
Saibot walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Embalmer's corner calls for a 1-2. Embalmer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Saibot misses with a takedown attempt - Embalmer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#T4#
Embalmer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Saibot shoots for a takedown but Embalmer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nice shot by Embalmer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Embalmer lands a lovely overhand right.
Embalmer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Saibot swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Saibot lands a head kick. Embalmer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Good exchange - Embalmer coming out on top.
Saibot walks into a left hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Noob Saibot has been cut.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Saibot.
Embalmer tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Noob Saibot's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Saibot shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Embalmer defends it nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Embalmer! But no joy.
Saibot tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Embalmer swivels and escapes.
Embalmer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Saibot takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Saibot is trying hard to land a takedown here. Embalmer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Noob Saibot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Saibot gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Saibot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Saibot tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Embalmer defends well and Saibot ends up having to push Embalmer into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Embalmer lunges at Saibot with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Saibot's hand.
Embalmer lands a body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Donk. Embalmer catches Saibot right on the button with a cross.#CL#
Saibot has taken the fight to the clinch.
Saibot gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Embalmer.
Saibot is pressed up against the cage. Embalmer has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Saibot down to the mat. Saibot avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Saibot looks for a takedown but Embalmer sprawls well.
Nice takedown defense from Embalmer. No joy for Saibot on that attempt.
Embalmer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Embalmer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Saibot fails with the takedown.
Saibot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Saibot went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.#T2#
Saibot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A right-left combo lands from Embalmer.
Noob Saibot is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Embalmer throws out a powerful jab.
Saibot dodges the punch combination from Embalmer.
A telegraphed right hand from Embalmer misses the target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Embalmer throws a body shot but no joy. #TD#
Saibot closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Embalmer manages to get to full guard. #T3#
Embalmer managing to control the position.
Embalmer lands some strikes from the bottom.
Saibot throwing strikes but missing.
Embalmer trying to keep a closed guard but Saibot is proving a slippery customer. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Embalmer wants to stand but Saibot is controlling the position.
Embalmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Saibot is one step ahead there. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Saibot shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Embalmer pinned against the cage. Embalmer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Embalmer lands a jab.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Saibot is defended easily by Embalmer.

And that's the end of the fight!
Egyptian Embalmer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Embalmer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 28:29
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 28:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Egyptian Embalmer!

An out of breath Egyptian Embalmer thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: DUEL#140 Von Keller vs Obama     
Date:   Mar 24, 2018
#R1#
Wrexham listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Wrexham throws a series of punches but Embalmer moves out of range.
Embalmer has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Embalmer throws a right hand that misses
and Wrexham cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Embalmer fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Wrexham avoids it really well and circles away.
Embalmer throws an overhand right that lands on Wrexham 's shoulder, as Wrexham tries to avoid the shot.
Embalmer throws a jab when Wrexham was well out of range.
Wrexham walks into a straight right hand from Embalmer.
Embalmer shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Wrexham makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wrexham looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Embalmer misses with an uppercut.
Wrexham swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Embalmer shoots in looking for a takedown. Wrexham tries to sprawl out of it but Embalmer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Wrexham manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Tyler Wrexham has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Egyptian Embalmer.
Wrexham misses with a body shot
and Embalmer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A combination from Wrexham does no damage.
Embalmer throws a looping overhand right but Wrexham ducks down to avoid it.
It looked like Wrexham wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Embalmer. Wrexham does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Embalmer connects with a crisp jab.
Embalmer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Wrexham punishes Embalmer's body with a nice straight punch.
Embalmer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Embalmer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Wrexham on the side of the head.
Embalmer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wrexham . #TD2#
Embalmer shoots in and gets a takedown into Wrexham 's guard.
Embalmer working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Wrexham 's head.#ES#
Wrexham is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Embalmer presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Embalmer is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wrexham is defending well.
Embalmer can't get the takedown.
Wrexham lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Wrexham .
Wrexham lands a body punch in the clinch.
Embalmer looks winded!
Wrexham gets through Embalmer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wrexham lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
Wrexham lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wrexham lands a right hand. #T2#
A body shot lands from Wrexham .
A right handed body shot lands from Wrexham .
Wrexham lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wrexham lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards. #ROC#
Embalmer is rocked!
Wrexham lands with a light punch inside.
Embalmer is still on wobbly legs! Can Wrexham finish him?
Still in the clinch, Wrexham scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wrexham stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wrexham lands a right hand.
Wrexham lands a shot to the body.
Wrexham lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Wrexham .
Wrexham works on Embalmer's body with a couple of short punches.
Wrexham pushes Embalmer against the cage. Wrexham is working some dirty boxing. Wrexham pushes off with a quick right hook! Embalmer goes down! Embalmer tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Wrexham moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tyler Wrexham !
In defeat, Egyptian Embalmer stepped up to the mic, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: DUEL#132 Stenberg vs Picker     
Date:   Feb 24, 2018
#R1##CL2#
Moretti closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC2#
Moretti manages to break the clinch.
Embalmer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Russian Bears Training Center in the buildup to the fight.#CL2#
Moretti darts in and clinches Embalmer up against the cage.
Embalmer wants a takedown but no success here.
Embalmer blocks an elbow strike.#BC2#
Moretti escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
Moretti fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Embalmer, pushing him back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Moretti.
Moretti lands a right hand that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
Moretti throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Moretti pushes Embalmer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Embalmer is working for takedown but Moretti is calmly controlling the position for now.
Moretti lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Embalmer tries to score a body lock takedown but Moretti shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Egyptian Embalmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Embalmer tries to pull guard but Moretti forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Moretti.
Moretti controlling the action here for a moment.
Embalmer fails to pull guard. #BC2#
Moretti breaks from the clinch.
Embalmer throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T1##CL2#
Moretti closes the distance and pushes Embalmer back into the cage.
Moretti looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Embalmer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Embalmer fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Embalmer jumps guard but Moretti turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Embalmer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Moretti working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Moretti gets through Embalmer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Moretti creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Moretti working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Embalmer is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Moretti gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Moretti lands a nice uppercut.
Moretti lands with a left to the head.
Embalmer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Moretti scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Embalmer is trying to pull guard but Moretti has him pressed against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#BC#
Embalmer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Moretti clinches with his opponent.
Embalmer drops down looking for an ankle pick but Moretti pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL2#
Moretti moves into the clinch.#T2#
Moretti is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Embalmer takes a shot to the head.
Moretti scores with a shot to the side of Embalmer's head. #BC2#
Moretti breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Moretti clinches with his opponent.
A nice right hand lands inside from Moretti.
Moretti softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#ROC2#
Embalmer is rocked!#BC2#
Moretti pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Moretti connects with a nice looking jab.
Oh Embalmer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CL2#
Moretti closes the distance and clinches.
Embalmer fails to pull guard.
Moretti stalls.
Moretti scores with a nice hook to the head.
Embalmer tries to pull guard but Moretti holds him up against the cage and eventually Embalmer drops back down to his feet.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Moretti.#T3#
Moretti lands a left hand that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Embalmer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Embalmer is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Moretti lands a right hand that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
Embalmer has had enough of the clinch but Moretti keeps him there for the moment.
Moretti creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Embalmer with a big uppercut! Embalmer tries to clinch up but Moretti pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Embalmer to the mat! Embalmer covers up and Moretti unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Cuba Moretti!
An out of breath and clearly excited Cuba Moretti thanked XFighter Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
Egyptian Embalmer spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: Bantamweight Battle Round 1     
Date:   Jan 31, 2018
#R1#
Sitsongrit just misses with a punch to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Sitsongrit there.
Embalmer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Sitsongrit's waist but Sitsongrit gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Embalmer off to one side.
Sitsongrit misses with a wild body shot.
Embalmer shoots in for a takedown but Sitsongrit shows good takedown defense.
Sitsongrit looks to score with a jab to the body but Embalmer is just out of range.#TD#
Embalmer decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sitsongrit has hold of Embalmer's hands but Embalmer slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Sitsongrit trying to hold on to Embalmer's head to control him but Embalmer postures up.
Embalmer keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Embalmer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Embalmer passes the guard and advances to mount!
Embalmer lands a nice shot to the head. #T1#
Embalmer prevents Sitsongrit from getting the reversal.
Embalmer controlling from mount.
Sitsongrit really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Embalmer. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Embalmer is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Sitsongrit can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Embalmer misses with a head shot.
Sitsongrit takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Embalmer throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Sitsongrit in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Sitsongrit looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Embalmer is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Sitsongrit can't stay in a position like this for much longer. #T2#
Embalmer looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Embalmer trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Embalmer wants to finish this one by submission but Sitsongrit is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Embalmer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Embalmer looking to finish Sitsongrit with some ground and pound. This is bad for Sitsongrit!
Embalmer unloads with some shots from mount but Sitsongrit bucks and avoids them well. #SUB#
Embalmer swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Egyptian Embalmer!
A very excited looking Egyptian Embalmer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: NJMMA #29: Embalmer v Hansen     
Date:   Jan 13, 2018
#R1#
Embalmer is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hansen sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hansen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Embalmer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Hansen sprawls well. Hansen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Embalmer gets slowly back to his feet.
Hansen lands a nice shot that snaps Embalmer's head back.
Embalmer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hansen pinned against the cage. Hansen gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Egyptian Embalmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Embalmer shoots for a takedown but Hansen saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hansen is looking to clinch. #TD#
Embalmer fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Hansen sprawls well initially but Embalmer persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hansen is staying active underneath Embalmer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Hansen looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Embalmer trying to mount his opponent but Hansen defends it.
Embalmer missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Embalmer throwing shots but Hansen is blocking nicely.
Hansen trying to control but Embalmer postures up.
Embalmer missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Embalmer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hansen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Embalmer scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB#
Embalmer has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Hansen defend it? Embalmer steps over the head and cranks it - Hansen is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Embalmer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Egyptian Embalmer!
Egyptian Embalmer thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: NJMMA #23: Embalmer v Gavira     
Date:   Dec 23, 2017
#R1#
Gavira goes for a double leg but Embalmer avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Embalmer continues to drive forward.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#TD#
Embalmer scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Embalmer controls the position.
Gavira wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Gavira is trying to control Embalmer's posture but Embalmer avoids it. #SUB#
Embalmer is trying to get an arm triangle but Gavira is defending well.
Embalmer connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Gavira some visible discomfort.
Embalmer throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Embalmer working away.
Embalmer scores with a couple of short elbows.#SUB#
Embalmer is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Gavira knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Gavira wants to control but Embalmer postures up.#T1#
Embalmer remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Embalmer working the ground and pound.
Embalmer postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Gavira struggling a bit here.
Gavira pushes Embalmer away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Embalmer gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Gavira is looking to reverse the position.
Gavira can't do much from the bottom here.
Embalmer prevents Gavira from escaping the position.
Embalmer slows the pace down.
Gavira tries to improve position but can't. #T2##SUB#
Embalmer tries for a kimura but Gavira is defending well.
Embalmer cracks Gavira with a big right hand but Gavira just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Gavira is looking for a sweep.
Gavira is pushing Embalmer's head away, looking to escape. Embalmer manages to hold on to the position though.
Gavira tries to get back to half guard but can't.
You can see the frustration on Gavira's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Embalmer in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Gavira tries to escape but Embalmer is in control.
Gavira is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Gavira wants to get back to his feet but Embalmer drags him back down.#T3#
Embalmer misses with the ground and pound.
Gavira seems a little lost for a moment, as Embalmer dominates the positioning.#SUB#
Embalmer is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Gavira is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Gavira manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Embalmer moves into full guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Gavira working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.#SUB#
Embalmer is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Gavira rolls with it to try and escape but Embalmer cranks on the arm and Gavira is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Egyptian Embalmer!
A relieved looking Egyptian Embalmer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 3     
Date:   Dec 09, 2017
#R1##TD2#
Embalmer changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Burger looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Embalmer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Embalmer is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Burger will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Burger is trying to control Embalmer's posture but Embalmer avoids it.
Burger is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Burger is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Embalmer's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Burger controlling the position well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer is controlling the pace.
Burger trying to control here. #T1#
Burger is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Embalmer is controlling the pace.
Burger moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Embalmer forces his way into half guard.#SUB#
Burger looking for submissions off his back.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB#
Burger looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Burger looking for submissions off his back.
Burger definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#SUB#
Burger looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Embalmer sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T3##SUB#
Burger looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Embalmer not doing much here.
Embalmer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Burger wants to control but Embalmer is keeping busy.
Burger avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Embalmer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Burger punching from the bottom.
Embalmer perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Embalmer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Embalmer shoots in but no luck this time.
Burger stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Burger wants it to stay on the feet.
Embalmer fails to land the takedown.
Burger attempts a counter takedown but Embalmer avoids it well and moves away.
Brazilian Burger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Egyptian Embalmer.
Burger blocks a low kick nicely.#TD#
Burger fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Embalmer sprawls well initially but Burger persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Burger takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Burger slows the pace down in half guard.
Burger is trying to control the action in half guard but Embalmer is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Egyptian Embalmer will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##TD2#
Embalmer fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Burger to the ground. Embalmer is now in Burger's guard.#SUB#
Burger looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Embalmer wants to pass the guard but Burger is keeping the position.
Embalmer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Burger trying to keep a closed guard but Embalmer is proving a slippery customer.
Embalmer is stalling in the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burger looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T1##SUB#
Burger had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Embalmer defends it easily.
Embalmer cracks Burger with a solid left hand.
Embalmer looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Embalmer tries to stand but Burger is controlling from the bottom.
Embalmer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Burger wants to control the position but Embalmer says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Embalmer wants to take a breather but Burger is having none of it. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB#
Burger looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Embalmer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
It looks like Embalmer is going to stand back up. #SUB#
Burger looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Burger looking for submissions off his back.
Embalmer seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD2#
Embalmer feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#T3#
Burger keeping moving, preventing Embalmer from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Embalmer is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Burger has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Embalmer is looking to defend but Burger has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Embalmer! Burger pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Embalmer taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Brazilian Burger!
Brazilian Burger seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Egyptian Embalmer spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 2     
Date:   Dec 08, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer fails with the takedown
and Embalmer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #TD2#
Embalmer closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Embalmer lands in his opponent's guard.
Embalmer wants to pass the guard but Crap is keeping the position.
Embalmer throws a big right hand that misses.
Embalmer scoring with some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Embalmer works a leg free and moves into half guard. #T1#
Embalmer stalling.
Embalmer scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Embalmer seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Embalmer wants to pass the guard but Crap is defending well.
Embalmer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Embalmer not doing much here.
Crap is looking to escape.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Embalmer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Crap tries to kick Embalmer off but Embalmer keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Embalmer not doing much here.
Embalmer is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Embalmer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Embalmer frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Embalmer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T3#
Embalmer takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Embalmer throws some wild stikes that Crap manages to avoid easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Embalmer content just to control the position here.
Crap avoids a series of strikes thrown by Embalmer.
Crap knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Embalmer on the ground.
BOOM! Embalmer connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Embalmer cracks Crap with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Embalmer lands a big shot there that rocks Crap but he's holding on and managing to survive for now. #ROC2#
Crap is rocked!#SUB2#
Embalmer has hold of Crap's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Crap manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Oh Crap is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crap is in a horrible position here. Embalmer smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Embalmer controlling from the full mount.
Embalmer with a couple of short strikes.
Embalmer controlling the position easily from mount.
Crap tries to buck Embalmer off but he can't manage it. #SUB2#
Embalmer is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Embalmer extends the arm and Crap is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Egyptian Embalmer!
A very excited looking Egyptian Embalmer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 1     
Date:   Dec 07, 2017
#R1##TD2#
Embalmer throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Garcia was covering up waiting for the punch and Embalmer finishes the takedown easily into guard. #SUB2#
Embalmer drops back looking for a leg! Garcia is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Garcia manages to kick Embalmer off! Embalmer jumps back into Garcia's guard.
Garcia avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Embalmer working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Garcia on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Garcia tries to get out of the position.
Embalmer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Garcia is keeping the position for now.
Embalmer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer passes Garcia's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Embalmer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Garcia keeps working.
Embalmer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #T1#
Embalmer tries to pass the half guard into mount. Garcia knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Embalmer in particular looking to stall.
Embalmer thows a huge punch but Garcia dodges it nicely.
Embalmer sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Garcia is staying active underneath Embalmer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Embalmer stops Garcia from getting back to his feet. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Garcia keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Embalmer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nice strikes from Embalmer there.
Embalmer is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Embalmer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Garcia wants to get back to his feet.
Embalmer winds up and cracks Garcia with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Embalmer not doing much here.
Garcia taking some punishment here, with Embalmer in his half guard. #T3#
Embalmer controlling the pace.
Embalmer uses his free foot to push down on Garcia's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Garcia. #SUB2#
Embalmer is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Garcia can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Embalmer unloading with bombs!#SUB2#
Embalmer is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Garcia to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Garcia shrugs it off.
Embalmer lands a couple of nice shots there from mount. #T4#
Embalmer raining down hammerfists from mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Garcia wants to get back to his feet.
Embalmer postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Garcia badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Embalmer around the waist but Embalmer pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Embalmer is the winner by TKO! Embalmer jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Egyptian Embalmer!
Egyptian Embalmer thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: FF 12: The Grand Finale     
Date:   Nov 24, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Mafaking tries to clinch there but Embalmer circles away. #TD#
Embalmer gets a takedown into half guard.
Mafaking blocking the ground and pound attempt from Embalmer.
Mafaking gets full guard.
Embalmer wants to control from the top but Mafaking keeps moving.
Embalmer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Embalmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Mafaking is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've been hearing that Embalmer has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Mafaking working a defensive guard but Embalmer manages to pass into side control anyway.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer with the ground and pound but Mafaking regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Mafaking is looking to improve his position.
Mafaking wants to control but Embalmer is keeping busy. #T1#
Mafaking wants to get back to full guard.
Mafaking is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#SUB2#
Mafaking looking for submissions off his back.
Embalmer is trying to control. Mafaking wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Mafaking felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Embalmer wants to control but Mafaking is keeping him busy.
Embalmer is thwarting Mafaking's attempts to control the position.#SUB2#
Mafaking is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Embalmer pulls his head out easily.
Well, if Embalmer is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB2#
Mafaking actively working from the bottom here.
Embalmer scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Embalmer is trying to control. Mafaking wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Embalmer lands with a punch from half guard.
Embalmer is nestled in close to Mafaking, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Embalmer working over Mafaking with some ground and pound. Mafaking looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Embalmer trying to pass the guard but Mafaking defending well. #SUB#
Embalmer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Mafaking has managed to free his arm - good work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura but Mafaking is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Embalmer to get the leverage. #T3#
Mafaking slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB2#
Mafaking has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Embalmer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Embalmer content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Embalmer tries to free his leg and advance position but Mafaking is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Mafaking is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Embalmer is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Embalmer working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Mafaking looking for a guillotine here but Embalmer defends easily.
Embalmer working some strikes from top position.#T4##SUB2#
Mafaking had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Embalmer defends it easily.
Embalmer scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#SUB2#
Embalmer avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Embalmer accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mafaking controls Embalmer momentarily but Embalmer frees himself.
Embalmer is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Embalmer controls from within his opponent's guard.
Embalmer postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Embalmer looks to throw the jab but Mafaking is out of range. #TD2#
Mafaking decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Mafaking not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Nice strikes from Mafaking there.
Mafaking not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mafaking thows a huge punch but Embalmer dodges it nicely. #SUB2#
Mafaking is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Embalmer actively working from the bottom here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Embalmer looking for submissions off his back.
Embalmer won't allow Mafaking to pass to mount. #T1#
Embalmer is staying active underneath Mafaking, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Embalmer makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Embalmer.
Mafaking wants to control from the top but Embalmer keeps moving.
Mafaking with a flurry of punches that miss.
Embalmer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #SUB#
Mafaking avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Mafaking looking to pass the guard. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mafaking wants to control from the top but Embalmer keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mafaking accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mafaking tries to free his leg and advance position but Embalmer is retaining full guard.
Embalmer is trying to control the position from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD2#
Mafaking is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Embalmer's half guard.
Embalmer avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mafaking.
Mafaking missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Embalmer misses with some strikes from the bottom. #SUB#
Embalmer is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Mafaking pulls his head out easily. #T3#
Embalmer is refusing to be controlled, as Mafaking sits in half guard.
Mafaking works his way into full mount!
Mafaking breaks from Embalmer's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Mafaking trying to control but he's not successful this time. #SUB2#
Mafaking moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Embalmer has worked his arm free - good work by Embalmer!
Bruce Mafaking has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
Mafaking tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T4#
Embalmer stops Mafaking from passing to mount. #SUB2#
Mafaking tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Mafaking has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
Mafaking goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Embalmer has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Mafaking but great work by Embalmer.
Embalmer creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mafaking tries to buck Embalmer off but Embalmer is having none of it.
Mafaking is not content to let Embalmer control the position.
Mafaking seems a little lost for a moment, as Embalmer dominates the positioning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Mafaking showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R3#
Embalmer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Embalmer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Embalmer drops down looking for a counter takedown but Mafaking sprawls and moves away.#TD2#
Mafaking looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Embalmer!
Embalmer is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Embalmer gets back to half guard.
Mafaking is stalling here. Embalmer is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Mafaking seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Embalmer has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Mafaking is not content to let Embalmer control the position.
Mafaking manages to work his way to half guard, despite Embalmer's best efforts.#T1#
Mafaking is looking for a sweep. Embalmer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Mafaking is still trying to improve position.
Embalmer stalling away here and it's allowed Mafaking to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Embalmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Mafaking is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Mafaking is looking for a triangle but Embalmer pushes his legs off easily.
Embalmer works over Mafaking with some ground and pound from guard.#SUB2#
Mafaking working for a triangle but Embalmer defends it easily. #SUB2#
Mafaking has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Embalmer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Embalmer has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T2#
Embalmer working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Embalmer sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Mafaking's guard.
Embalmer is nestled in close to Mafaking, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#SUB2#
Mafaking looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Embalmer content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Embalmer scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#T3#
Embalmer working the head and body with strikes.
Embalmer lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Embalmer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Embalmer is trying to control the action in half guard but Mafaking is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mafaking tries to roll over but Embalmer keeps him under control.#SUB2#
Mafaking is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Embalmer pulls his head out easily.
Embalmer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Embalmer seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mafaking does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Embalmer lands strikes from half guard.
Mafaking wants to improve his position but Embalmer is controlling well. #T4#
Mafaking manages to get to full guard.
Embalmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Mafaking is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Embalmer lands a couple of elbows.
Embalmer will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Embalmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Mafaking is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Embalmer is pushing down on Mafaking's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mafaking is fighting to maintain full guard but Embalmer has managed to sneak the leg through.
Mafaking regains full guard. Nicely done.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mafaking is looking to sweep but instead, Embalmer has passed into half guard.
Embalmer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Embalmer controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R4#
Embalmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mafaking manages to avoid it.
Mafaking changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Mafaking checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mafaking shoots in for a takedown but Embalmer shows good takedown defense.
Mafaking swings for the body but Embalmer moves out of range.
Embalmer blocks a jab.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Embalmer enables Mafaking to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Embalmer manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.#SUB#
Embalmer looking for a guillotine here but Mafaking defends easily. #SUB2#
Mafaking drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Embalmer manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Mafaking has Embalmer in his guard.#REVR#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T1##SUB2#
Mafaking is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Embalmer is aware though and is defending well.
Embalmer lands a couple of elbows.
Mafaking controls Embalmer momentarily but Embalmer frees himself.
Embalmer postures up and lands a big shot to Mafaking's brow.
Embalmer wants to control from the top but Mafaking keeps moving.
Embalmer scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Embalmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Mafaking is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2##SUB2#
Mafaking is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Embalmer rolls with it to try and escape but Mafaking cranks on the arm and Embalmer is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bruce Mafaking! Bruce Mafaking retains his lightweight title!
A victorious Bruce Mafaking thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Egyptian Embalmer was interviewed post fight and said 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: FF 11: Night of the Succubus     
Date:   Nov 17, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#TD2#
Embalmer closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Samaritan did well to prevent Embalmer getting side control.
Samaritan has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Samaritan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Samaritan gets full guard.
Samaritan controls Embalmer momentarily but Embalmer frees himself.
Embalmer lands a couple of digs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Embalmer is looking to work some ground and pound but Samaritan has wrist control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer postures up in Samaritan's guard and throws a big left but Samaritan blocks it. #SUB#
Samaritan working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Embalmer has passed into half guard! #SUB#
Samaritan looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T1#
Embalmer slows the pace down in half guard.
Samaritan might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Samaritan trying to control here.
Embalmer wants to control but Samaritan is keeping him busy.
Samaritan gets back to full guard.
Embalmer slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
An elbow from Embalmer crashes against the mat.
Samaritan is not content to let Embalmer control the position. #SUB2#
Embalmer tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Embalmer has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #T2#
Embalmer scores with a couple of short elbows.#SUB2#
Embalmer goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Samaritan has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Embalmer but great work by Samaritan.
Embalmer taking a bit of punishment here - Samaritan scoring with strikes.
Embalmer tries to bench press Samaritan off him but Samaritan keeps the position.
Embalmer regains half guard.#SUB2#
Embalmer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Embalmer works his way to full guard. Good work.
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing Samaritan from controlling successfully.
Embalmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Samaritan is one step ahead there.
Embalmer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Samaritan landing with the ground and pound. #T3##SUB2#
Embalmer throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Samaritan chips away with some ground and pound.
Samaritan works over Embalmer with some ground and pound from guard.
Samaritan trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Samaritan got a little sloppy there for a moment and Embalmer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Samaritan has managed to get both his arms back between Embalmer's legs - danger averted.
Samaritan wants to control from the top but Embalmer keeps moving.
Embalmer controls Samaritan momentarily but Samaritan frees himself.
Samaritan trying to control the position from guard on top but Embalmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Embalmer throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T4#
Samaritan trying to control the position from guard on top but Embalmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Embalmer looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Samaritan won't allow Embalmer to sweep him here.
Embalmer is striking but Samaritan is not phased and passes to half guard.#SUB#
Samaritan looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB2#
Embalmer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer dominated that round.
That's time! Samaritan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Samaritan fails with a takedown attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Embalmer. Samaritan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Samaritan tries to counter with a takedown but Embalmer is quick to defend against it.
Samaritan shoots in but no luck this time.
Samaritan on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #TD2#
Samaritan tries to sprawl but Embalmer drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Samaritan wants to get back to full guard.
Embalmer is looking to take a break and control but Samaritan is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Egyptian Embalmer has got the better of the ground game so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura here.
Embalmer throws a strike but Samaritan avoids it easily and moves to full guard.#T1#
Samaritan is trying to keep Embalmer in close.
Samaritan utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #SUB#
Samaritan has an active guard here but Embalmer has managed to pass into half guard.
Samaritan is looking to control Embalmer's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Samaritan avoid being mounted?
Embalmer throwing shots but Samaritan is blocking nicely.
Samaritan is trying to control but can't. #SUB#
Samaritan actively working from the bottom here.
Embalmer landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #T2##SUB2#
Embalmer is working for a submission of some sort.
Samaritan desperately trying to maintain half guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Embalmer working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Samaritan is refusing to be controlled, as Embalmer sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Samaritan doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Embalmer. #SUB2#
Embalmer is trying to work for a kimura but Samaritan is defending well. #T3#
Embalmer throws a strike but Samaritan avoids it easily and moves to full guard.#SUB#
Samaritan looking for subs off his back but Embalmer has passed one foot through into half guard.
Embalmer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #SUB2#
Embalmer seems to be looking for submissions.
Samaritan on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Samaritan wants to improve his position but Embalmer is controlling well. #T4#
Embalmer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Embalmer seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Samaritan does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Samaritan wants to control but Embalmer is keeping busy. #SUB#
Samaritan actively working from the bottom here.
Samaritan keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The fighters are battling for position here. Samaritan manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Embalmer cracks Samaritan with a solid left hand.
Embalmer wants to control from the top but Samaritan keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Samaritan fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#TD2#
Embalmer darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Embalmer tries to pass the half guard into mount. Samaritan knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Samaritan defends it well.
Embalmer drops an elbow to the side of Samaritan's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer is thwarting Samaritan's attempts to control the position.
Embalmer works his foot free and advances to mount. #T1#
Samaritan is looking to get to half guard.#SUB2#
Embalmer is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Samaritan is surviving well by controlling Embalmer's body position as best he can.
Samaritan is trying to escape the mount.
Embalmer looking to control and managing it successfully.
A nice elbow there by Embalmer.
Embalmer fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Embalmer takes Samaritan's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Samaritan is in trouble. #T2#
Samaritan is in bad spot here. #SUB2#
Samaritan is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Embalmer gets his way!
Embalmer not allowing Samaritan to control his hands.
Samaritan tries to roll but Embalmer sticks to his back.
Embalmer lands a punch to the side of the head from the back. #T3#
You can see the frustration on Samaritan's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#SUB2#
Embalmer is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Samaritan is defending well though. Embalmer let's go of the attempt for now.
Embalmer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB2#
Samaritan defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt. #SUB2#
Embalmer looking to break Samaritan's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Samaritan remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Embalmer will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for a choke. Samaritan gets to his feet with his opponent on his back and slams him to the mat. Samaritan manages to squirm out of the attempted choke and turns into his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Embalmer pushes a forearm under Samaritan's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Samaritan is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Egyptian Embalmer!
A relieved looking Egyptian Embalmer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: FF 8     
Date:   Oct 27, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Embalmer shoots in and drives through. Lyagushov sprawls well.
Lyagushov displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Embalmer.
Embalmer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Egyptian Embalmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lyagushov misses with an uppercut. Embalmer saw that one coming.
Embalmer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lyagushov sprawls well. Lyagushov wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Embalmer gets slowly back to his feet.
Maksimilian Lyagushov has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Egyptian Embalmer.
Lyagushov lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer throws a body punch but Lyagushov moves out of range.
Embalmer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Lyagushov's waist but Lyagushov gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Embalmer off to one side.
Lyagushov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lyagushov loads up on a big right hand but Embalmer slips the punch.#TD2#
Embalmer shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Embalmer was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SUB2#
Embalmer swings around for an armbar but Lyagushov sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Embalmer's guard.#T1#
Lyagushov missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB2#
Embalmer looking for subs off his back but Lyagushov has passed one foot through into half guard.
Embalmer tries to get to full guard but Lyagushov has control of the leg.
Lyagushov not doing much here.
Embalmer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Lyagushov perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Lyagushov seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Embalmer moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Lyagushov has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lyagushov trying to control the position from guard on top but Embalmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Embalmer striking off his back but it's not causing Lyagushov any problems. #T2##SUB2#
Embalmer is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Lyagushov content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB2#
Lyagushov got a little sloppy there for a moment and Embalmer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Lyagushov has managed to get both his arms back between Embalmer's legs - danger averted.
Lyagushov is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Embalmer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Embalmer preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Embalmer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Embalmer trying to keep a closed guard but Lyagushov is proving a slippery customer.
Lyagushov trying to control but Embalmer is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Lyagushov defends well.#SUB2#
Lyagushov avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T3#
Lyagushov is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Lyagushov distracts Embalmer with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lyagushov distracts Embalmer with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Embalmer has momentary wrist control but Lyagushov slips an elbow through the middle.#SUB2#
Embalmer throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Lyagushov lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Lyagushov scoring with punches to the head and body.
Lyagushov works over Embalmer with some ground and pound from guard.#SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Lyagushov defends well.
Lyagushov works over Embalmer with some ground and pound from guard.#SUB2#
Embalmer looking for a guillotine here but Lyagushov defends easily.
Lyagushov working some strikes from top position.#T4##SUB2#
Lyagushov is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Embalmer has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Lyagushov is looking to defend but Embalmer has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Lyagushov! Embalmer pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Lyagushov taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Egyptian Embalmer!
During a confident post fight interview, Egyptian Embalmer thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: IFC19     
Date:   Oct 14, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer takes one to the side of the head. #CL#
Mafaking pushes Embalmer up against the cage in a clinch.
Embalmer tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Mafaking smiles and moves away.
We've been told by Mafaking's head coaches at Ferocious Beast that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#CL#
Mafaking rushes Embalmer and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Mafaking misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mafaking can't find room to land a body shot as Embalmer controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Mafaking.
Embalmer is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Mafaking to keep the fight standing.
Mafaking misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mafaking.
Still in the clinch, Mafaking scores with a nice short uppercut.
Mafaking is pressed up against the cage. Embalmer has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Mafaking down to the mat. Mafaking avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bruce Mafaking has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Egyptian Embalmer.#TD2#
Embalmer fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Mafaking to the ground. Embalmer is now in Mafaking's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Mafaking has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Embalmer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Embalmer advances to half guard. #T1#
Mafaking is trying to get back to full guard.
Mafaking might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Embalmer is controlling the pace.
Embalmer wants to pass to mount but Mafaking is defending the position.
Mafaking wants to control but Embalmer is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Mafaking actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Mafaking looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Mafaking looking for submissions off his back.
Embalmer is trying to control. Mafaking wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Embalmer scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mafaking is looking for a sweep. Embalmer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Embalmer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Mafaking is in trouble now - Embalmer has advanced to mount!
Mafaking is in a horrible position here. Embalmer smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Embalmer is looking to work his way around to Mafaking's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Mafaking tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mafaking is working hard here to advance position.
Embalmer tries to control but Mafaking wriggling away. #SUB2#
Embalmer looking for a guillotine from mount but Mafaking is having none of it. #T3#
Embalmer wants to control the pace but Mafaking is squirming around nicely.
Embalmer landing shots from mount. #SUB2#
Embalmer looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Embalmer landing shots from mount. #CUT2#
It looks like Bruce Mafaking has been cut.
Mafaking is looking to get to half guard.
Embalmer trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Mafaking tries to lock up and control but Embalmer gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Embalmer working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Mafaking is looking to improve his position but Embalmer isn't that keen on the idea.#T4#
BOOM! Embalmer connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Embalmer fails to move to back control.
Mafaking tries to lock up and control but Embalmer gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Embalmer lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Mafaking hang on?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Embalmer is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Mafaking keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Mafaking is squirming around, avoiding Embalmer's attempts to control the action.
Embalmer raining down shots from the mount!
Embalmer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#SUB2#
Embalmer working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Embalmer dominating with strikes here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bruce Mafaking's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Mafaking throws a sloppy body shot #TD2#
and Embalmer counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. #SUB#
Embalmer avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Embalmer is pushing down on Mafaking's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mafaking is fighting to maintain full guard but Embalmer has managed to sneak the leg through.
Mafaking trying to control from the bottom.
Embalmer wants to take a breather but Mafaking is having none of it.
Embalmer wants to free his trapped foot but Mafaking is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Mafaking blocking the ground and pound attempt from Embalmer.
Embalmer wants to pass to mount but Mafaking is defending the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mafaking moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Embalmer stands and throws Mafaking's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Embalmer landing a few strikes. #T1##SUB2#
Embalmer looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Embalmer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mafaking keeps working. #SUB2#
Embalmer tries for a kimura but Mafaking is defending well.
Mafaking gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #SUB#
Mafaking looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Embalmer seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB#
Mafaking actively working from the bottom here.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Embalmer wants to pass to mount but Mafaking is defending the position.
Embalmer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Embalmer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Mafaking is looking to control Embalmer's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mafaking avoid being mounted?#SUB2#
Embalmer is working for a kimura but Mafaking is defending it quite comfortably.
Embalmer scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mafaking is not content to let Embalmer control the position.#SUB#
Mafaking looking for submissions off his back.
Mafaking tries to get to full guard but Embalmer has control of the leg. #T3#
Embalmer tries to pass to full mount but Mafaking defends it.
Embalmer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Egyptian Embalmer has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB#
Mafaking looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Mafaking taking some punishment here, with Embalmer in his half guard.
Nice strikes from Embalmer there.
Mafaking trying to control here. #T4##SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mafaking defends it well.
Mafaking is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Embalmer wants to pass to mount but Mafaking is defending the position. #SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura here.
Mafaking gets back to full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Embalmer sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Mafaking's guard.
Mafaking tries to roll over but Embalmer keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bruce Mafaking's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R3#
Mafaking connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CL#
Mafaking moves into the clinch successfully.
Embalmer is trying to drag Mafaking to the mat but Mafaking just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Mafaking misses with a punch on the inside.
Embalmer takes a shot to the head.
Embalmer drops down looking for an ankle pick but Mafaking pulls his leg out and moves away.
Bruce Mafaking seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mafaking throws a combination. Embalmer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Mafaking closes the distance and pushes Embalmer back into the cage.
Mafaking throws a head punch that misses.
Embalmer is trying to pull guard but Mafaking has him pressed against the cage.
Bruce Mafaking has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Egyptian Embalmer.#T1#
Embalmer jumps guard but Mafaking stands there with Embalmer around his waist. Embalmer gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Mafaking digs a right hand into Embalmer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Embalmer's gas tank.
Mafaking throws a head punch that misses.
Embalmer is looking for a takedown.
Mafaking scores with a hook to the body.
Embalmer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mafaking makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mafaking creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Embalmer prevents a body shot from Mafaking.
Mafaking lands with a light punch inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mafaking.
Mafaking scores with a nice hook to the head.
Embalmer jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mafaking walks away with a smile on his face. Embalmer gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Embalmer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mafaking.
Mafaking lands a slapping body shot.
A leg kick checked by Mafaking.#T2#
Mafaking misses the shot to the body.
Embalmer keeps the fight on the outside.
The fighters circling - Mafaking throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mafaking keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Embalmer.#CL#
Mafaking moves into the clinch.
A body shot lands from Mafaking.
Embalmer tries to pull guard but Mafaking forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Mafaking lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mafaking lands an uppercut.
Mafaking can't find room to land a body shot as Embalmer controls the action. #T3#
Embalmer jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mafaking walks away with a smile on his face. Embalmer gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Embalmer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Mafaking jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Embalmer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mafaking.
Embalmer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mafaking tries to clinch up but Embalmer circles away and keeps his distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mafaking looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A slow jab from Mafaking misses its intended target.
Embalmer throws an overhand right that lands on Mafaking's shoulder, as Mafaking tries to avoid the shot.
As Embalmer tries to get set, Mafaking tries to push him back and clinch up but Embalmer manages to avoid the attempt.
No luck for Embalmer with that takedown attempt. #T4#
Mafaking throws a sloppy body shot #TD2#
and Embalmer counters with a single leg into guard. Mafaking didn't expect that.
Mafaking keeping moving, preventing Embalmer from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Mafaking escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Embalmer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Embalmer slips nicely into half guard.
Embalmer prevents Mafaking from improving his position.#SUB#
Mafaking is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Embalmer pulls his head out easily.
Embalmer is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Embalmer is trying to control here but Mafaking has managed to regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Mafaking clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Bruce Mafaking's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R4#
Embalmer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mafaking throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#CL#
Mafaking forces Embalmer back against the cage and clinches.
Mafaking throws a punch but it's blocked by Embalmer.
Embalmer tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Mafaking just stands there and leans against the cage.
Embalmer is trying to pull guard but Mafaking has him pressed against the cage.
Embalmer is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Mafaking pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Bruce Mafaking has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Egyptian Embalmer.
Mafaking lands a left hand.
Embalmer is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Mafaking pulls him back up using the underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mafaking makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mafaking lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Embalmer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Embalmer is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Mafaking lands with a right to the head.
Mafaking digs a right hand underneath Embalmer's ribcage. Embalmer let out a lung full of air as it connected.#T1#
Mafaking swings wildly with an uppercut but Embalmer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mafaking.
Mafaking throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Embalmers head.
Mafaking lands an uppercut.
Mafaking lands with a short shot to the head. #ROC#
Embalmer is rocked!
Embalmer tries to pull guard but Mafaking forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Mafaking lands a nice shot to the body.
Bruce Mafaking has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Embalmer jumps guard but Mafaking turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Mafaking lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mafaking lands a left hand that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
Embalmer jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mafaking walks away with a smile on his face. Embalmer gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL#
Mafaking rushes Embalmer and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Mafaking lands a shoulder strike.
Embalmer is still on wobbly legs! Can Mafaking finish him?
Mafaking lands a nice shot to the body.
Embalmer seems to have recovered his senses.
A short body shot lands from Mafaking as the two fighters clinch. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mafaking lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Embalmer or not.
Good body shot from Mafaking.
Still in the clinch, Mafaking scores with a nice short uppercut.
Mafaking lands a shoulder strike.
Mafaking works on Embalmer's body with a couple of short punches.
Mafaking lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mafaking lands a left hand.
A shot in the inside from Mafaking.
Mafaking lands with a right to the head.
Mafaking lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mafaking lands a hook that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
Embalmer tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Mafaking just stands there and leans against the cage.
Nice body punch from Mafaking - that landed with a thud.
Embalmer tries to pull guard but Mafaking forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Mafaking makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mafaking works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #T3#
Embalmer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mafaking lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from Mafaking.
Mafaking throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mafaking lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Mafaking lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mafaking scores with a shot to the side of Embalmer's head.
Mafaking scores with a shot to the side of Embalmer's head.
Embalmer is working for takedown but Mafaking is calmly controlling the position for now.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mafaking creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mafaking unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Embalmer! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Mafaking is unloading with more strikes now! Embalmer drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Mafaking!
Bruce Mafaking retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, Bruce Mafaking, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Egyptian Embalmer was interviewed post fight and said 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: IFC 18     
Date:   Oct 07, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Krilov defends it nicely.
Krilov tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Krilov lands a jab to Embalmer's midsection.
Krilov throws an overhand right that lands on Embalmer's shoulder, as Embalmer tries to avoid the shot. #TD2#
Embalmer closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Krilov's guard.
Krilov working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Embalmer.
Embalmer wants to control from the top but Krilov keeps moving.
Krilov can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Embalmer controls the pace.
Krilov keeping full guard, as Embalmer tries to pass.
Embalmer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer controlling from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Krilov wants to get back to his feet but Embalmer is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T1#
Embalmer chips away with some ground and pound.
Krilov trying to control the position.
Embalmer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Embalmer is pushing down on Krilov's leg trying to pass to half guard. Krilov is fighting to maintain full guard but Embalmer has managed to sneak the leg through.
Embalmer content to control rather than advance.
Krilov won't allow Embalmer to pass to mount. #SUB2#
Embalmer is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Krilov doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Embalmer.
Embalmer with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Krilov's coaches at Ferocious Beast have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.#T2#
Embalmer is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Embalmer content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Krilov is looking for a sweep. Embalmer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Embalmer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Embalmer is looking to advance position but Krilov won't allow it. #SUB2#
Embalmer maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Krilov could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Embalmer has cracked it and Krilov is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Embalmer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Egyptian Embalmer!
Egyptian Embalmer really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Ace of Spades Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: FF 4     
Date:   Sep 29, 2017
#R1#
Date keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Embalmer fails with the takedown
letting Date counter with a right hand.
Embalmer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Date's coach down at Gizmo's Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Date's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Egyptian Embalmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Embalmer goes for a double leg but Date avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Date continues to drive forward.
A nice side step and Date releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Embalmer fails with the takedown
and Date counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Embalmer seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Date leaves Embalmer with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Date! But no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Date displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Embalmer throws out the jab.
Date throws out a counter right but Embalmer avoids it with no problem.#TD#
Embalmer is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Date's half guard.
Date tries to roll over but Embalmer keeps him under control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB#
Embalmer seems to be working for a kimura but Date defends the submission attempt.
Embalmer throwing shots but Date is blocking nicely.
Date wants to improve his position but Embalmer is controlling well. #SUB#
Embalmer is trying for a kimura here. Date looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Embalmer wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Egyptian Embalmer!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Egyptian Embalmer waved his t-shirt featuring Ace of Spades Clothing's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: TNR 3     
Date:   Sep 19, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer shoots in for a takedown but Boucher shows good takedown defense.
Boucher lands a slapping body shot.
Boucher throws a series of strikes that have Embalmer backpedaling.
Boucher lands with a right hand.
Embalmer has his takedown stuffed
and Boucher counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#TD#
Embalmer feints and as Boucher raises his hands in defense, Embalmer changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Boucher is trying to control the position but Embalmer postures up.
Boucher being controlled here, momentarily.
Embalmer's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Embalmer wants to control from the top but Boucher keeps moving.
Boucher controls Embalmer momentarily but Embalmer frees himself. #T1#
Embalmer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Boucher trying to control the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Embalmer throws an elbow that misses. Boucher uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Embalmer's guard. Nice move by Boucher!#REVB#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Embalmer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a triangle but Boucher pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Boucher thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Boucher won't allow Embalmer to sweep him here.
Boucher wants to control from the top but Embalmer keeps moving.
Boucher advances position into side control!#T2##SUB2#
Boucher tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Embalmer sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#SUB2#
Boucher is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Embalmer is just riding it out for now. Boucher eventually gives up the hold.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Boucher is looking to take a break and control but Embalmer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Embalmer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Embalmer wants to get back to full guard.#T3#
Embalmer slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing Boucher from controlling successfully.
Boucher is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing Boucher from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a triangle but Boucher pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Embalmer is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Boucher is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Boucher avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Boucher tries to free his leg and advance position but Embalmer is retaining full guard. #T4#
Boucher wants to control from the top but Embalmer keeps moving.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Boucher working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
Boucher looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Embalmer working for a triangle but Boucher defends it easily. #SUB#
Embalmer has his foot on Boucher's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Boucher works his way back into a safe position though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Boucher wants to control from the top but Embalmer keeps moving.
Embalmer looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Boucher dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Embalmer darts in looking for a takedown but Boucher gets double underhooks and turns Embalmer into the cage.
Boucher connects with a crisp jab.
Boucher defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Embalmer.
Boucher checks a low kick from Embalmer.
Boucher with the counter takedown but Embalmer avoids it easily.
Embalmer is trying hard to land a takedown here. Boucher sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Boucher with the counter takedown but Embalmer avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Egyptian Embalmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Embalmer shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Embalmer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jab by Boucher.
Embalmer throws a leg kick but Boucher sees it coming and moves out of range.
Boucher is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Embalmer thows a leg kick but Boucher checks it #TD2#
and Boucher counters with a nice double leg into side control. Embalmer won't be happy with that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boucher trying to control the action but Embalmer is working from the bottom.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Boucher remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Boucher is looking to take a break and control but Embalmer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T1#
Boucher throws an elbow but Embalmer slips to the side and avoids it well.
Boucher works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Boucher trying to control the position but Embalmer is working away.
Embalmer tries to bench press Boucher off him but Boucher keeps the position. #SUB2#
Boucher working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB2#
Boucher tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T2#
Boucher working away.
Embalmer is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Embalmer wants to control but Boucher postures up.
Boucher wants to lay and pray for a moment but Embalmer keeps working.
Boucher wants to take a breather but Embalmer manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Boucher.
Embalmer looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T3#
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing Boucher from controlling successfully.
Embalmer seems keen to control Boucher's posture.
Boucher has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Boucher scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Embalmer will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Boucher advances to half guard.
Boucher is pressing down on Embalmer's thigh, looking to free his foot. Embalmer is holding on for now.
Boucher wants to take a breather but Embalmer is having none of it.
Boucher missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Boucher wants to pass to mount but Embalmer is defending the position.
Bobby Boucher has got the better of the ground game so far.
Embalmer is looking for a sweep. Boucher is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Embalmer makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Embalmer.#T4#
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing Boucher from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a triangle but Boucher pushes his legs off easily.
Embalmer keeping full guard, as Boucher tries to pass. #SUB#
Embalmer looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Embalmer has his foot on Boucher's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Boucher works his way back into a safe position though.
Embalmer has Boucher pulled in close to control his posture.
Boucher pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Embalmer is keeping the position for now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing Boucher from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Boucher showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Embalmer throws a leg kick that is checked#TD2#
and Boucher decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Embalmer's guard.
Boucher stands and throws Embalmer's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Boucher trying to control the position but Embalmer is working away.
Embalmer is looking for a sweep.
Boucher wants to control but Embalmer is keeping him busy.
Embalmer is looking for a sweep.
Embalmer parries the strikes from Boucher easily there. Boucher is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Embalmer to escape.
Boucher wants to control but Embalmer is keeping him busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer tries to bench press Boucher off him but Boucher keeps the position.
Embalmer is not content to let Boucher control the position.
Embalmer is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Boucher off and has taken his back!#T1##SUB#
Embalmer has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Boucher tries to break free.
Embalmer controlling the position well here. Boucher rolled but Embalmer kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position. #SUB#
Boucher defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt. #SUB#
Embalmer is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Boucher knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Boucher for a finish.
Embalmer misses with an elbow to the head.
Egyptian Embalmer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bobby Boucher is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Boucher wants to escape the position.
Boucher turns into Embalmer and is now in his guard.
Boucher trying to control the position from guard on top but Embalmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Embalmer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Boucher works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Embalmer is not content to let Boucher control the position.
Embalmer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Boucher is working away from the top position though.
Embalmer is staying active underneath Boucher, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T3#
Boucher prevents Embalmer from improving his position.
Boucher stalling away here and it's allowed Embalmer to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Boucher pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Embalmer is keeping the position for now.
Embalmer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Embalmer doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom. #SUB#
Embalmer looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Boucher trying to control but Embalmer is working from the bottom. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Boucher avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Boucher wants to control from the top but Embalmer keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Embalmer tries to sprawl but Boucher drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Embalmer tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Boucher trying to control from half guard but Embalmer is working away.
Boucher might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Embalmer haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Boucher is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Boucher works his way into full mount!

And that's the end of the fight!
Bobby Boucher comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Boucher has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 27:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bobby Boucher!

Bobby Boucher took some time post fight to say the following; 'My momma don't know I'm here, so will you please not tell her so she don't get mad cuz I like the fighting and the hand slapping. '.
The defeated Egyptian Embalmer had this to say: 'My manager is a dumbass muthafucka!!! Read the fucking forums now you nincompoop!'.

 

Event: TNR 2     
Date:   Sep 12, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer misses with a leg kick
and Date counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#TD#
Embalmer looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Date!
Embalmer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Embalmer is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Date is trying to escape and Embalmer transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Date is forced to tap! Nice work there by Embalmer! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Egyptian Embalmer!
Egyptian Embalmer took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Ace of Spades Clothing for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: Fight Nights 6: Sodoma     
Date:   Aug 28, 2017
#R1##TD2#
Embalmer drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
You can see the frustration on Leonard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SUB2#
Embalmer tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Embalmer has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Leonard can't do much from the bottom here.
Leonard wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leonard is trying to escape the position but Embalmer is controlling the position. #T1#
Leonard is trying to control Embalmer's posture but Embalmer avoids it.
Leonard tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Leonard trying to remain calm as Embalmer controls from the top position.
Leonard struggling a bit here.
Leonard is looking for a sweep.
Leonard struggling a bit here.
Leonard is looking for a sweep.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#TD2#
Embalmer dives in and scores a takedown into Leonard's guard.
Embalmer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Leonard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB#
Leonard is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Embalmer stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Leonard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Embalmer's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Leonard is trying to hold Embalmer in close to prevent damage but Embalmer has managed to pass into half guard.
Embalmer moves nicely into side control. #T3#
Embalmer just content to control the position.
Let's hope that Embalmer has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Leonard is trying to control Embalmer's posture but Embalmer avoids it.
Leonard manages to get back to half guard.
Embalmer really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Leonard. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Leonard works his way to full guard. Good work.
Embalmer preventing the sweep.
Embalmer not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Embalmer.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD2#
Embalmer drives through with a takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Embalmer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#TD2#
Embalmer shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Leonard is trying to defend but Embalmer finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Leonard pushes Embalmer off looking to stand but Embalmer dives back in and keeps control.
Embalmer slows the pace down in half guard. #SUB#
Leonard looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leonard tries to roll over but Embalmer keeps him under control.#T1#
Leonard looks like he's trying to stand up.
Embalmer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Embalmer content to control rather than advance. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Embalmer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#TD2#
Embalmer shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. #T2#
Embalmer prevents Leonard from getting back to his feet.
Leonard controls Embalmer momentarily but Embalmer frees himself.
Embalmer sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Embalmer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Leonard is looking to stand up but Embalmer isn't so interested in that idea. #T3#
Embalmer is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #SUB#
Leonard looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Embalmer stays in close to Leonard's body and controls the position. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Leonard wants to clinch#TD2#
and Embalmer counters with a single leg into guard. Leonard didn't expect that.
Leonard manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Embalmer manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Leonard trying to control the position from guard on top but Embalmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
Leonard won't allow Embalmer to sweep him here.
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing Leonard from controlling successfully.
Leonard pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Embalmer is keeping the position for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Leonard with a flurry of punches that miss.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Leonard accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Egyptian Embalmer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Embalmer shoots in looking for a takedown. Leonard tries to sprawl out of it but Embalmer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Leonard manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Embalmer dives in and grabs Leonard's left leg, looking for a takedown. Leonard pushes down on Embalmer's head and hops out.#TD2#
Embalmer scores with a takedown into Leonard's guard.
Egyptian Embalmer has got the better of the ground game so far.
Embalmer content to stall in guard here.
Leonard looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Leonard looking to control. #T1#
Embalmer is stalling in the full guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Leonard looking to control but Embalmer passes into half guard.
Leonard might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Leonard trying to control here.
Embalmer winds up and cracks Leonard with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Embalmer performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Leonard is trying to maintain the position but Embalmer is very close to passing his half guard.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Embalmer tries for a takedown but Leonard sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Leonard swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Murphy Leonard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Egyptian Embalmer.#TD#
Leonard drives through with a takedown into Embalmer's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Leonard preventing the sweep.
Leonard trying to control but Embalmer is working from the bottom. #T3#
Embalmer looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Leonard puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Leonard is keen to just control but Embalmer is a slippery customer.
Leonard wants to pass the guard but Embalmer is defending well.
Embalmer is concentrating on defense, preventing Leonard from advancing position. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Embalmer gets a takedown into half guard.
Leonard trying to control here.
Egyptian Embalmer is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Embalmer trying to control the pace.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Leonard is trying to maintain the position but Embalmer is very close to passing his half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Egyptian Embalmer.
I've got Embalmer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 28:30
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Egyptian Embalmer!

Egyptian Embalmer managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Transform Supplements , into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Fight Nights 4 - Bloodfest     
Date:   Aug 14, 2017
#R1##TD#
Embalmer shoots in and bounces Lingren off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Embalmer passes Lingren's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Embalmer controlling the pace. #SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura but Lingren is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Embalmer to get the leverage.
Embalmer not doing much here.
Lingren looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Embalmer seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Lingren for as long as he can get away with.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Embalmer has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Lingren defend it? Embalmer steps over the head and cranks it - Lingren is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Embalmer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Egyptian Embalmer!
Egyptian Embalmer really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Ace of Spades Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 02, 2017
#R1#
Finnbogoson throws a head kick but Embalmer moves out of range.
Finnbogoson misses with a head kick. #TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Finnbogoson enables Embalmer to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Finnbogoson manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Embalmer tries to free his leg and advance position but Finnbogoson is retaining full guard.
Embalmer pushes down on Finnbogoson's leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB#
Embalmer is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB#
Embalmer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Finnbogoson has managed to free his arm - good work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Finnbogoson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Embalmer is working away from the top position though.
Finnbogoson regains full guard. Nicely done. #T1##SUB#
Embalmer postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Finnbogoson is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Embalmer, into his guard. #REVB#
Finnbogoson postures up.
Embalmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Finnbogoson is one step ahead there.
Embalmer pulls Finnbogoson in close to prevent any damage. #SUB#
Finnbogoson avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Embalmer throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Finnbogoson escapes and throws Embalmer's legs to the side, diving into side control! #T2#
Embalmer is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Finnbogoson's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.#SUB#
Embalmer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Finnbogoson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Embalmer keeps working.
Embalmer tries to get to full guard but Finnbogoson has control of the leg. #SUB#
Embalmer looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Embalmer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Finnbogoson is working away from the top position though.#T3#
Embalmer keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Embalmer tries to roll over but Finnbogoson keeps him under control.#SUB#
Embalmer is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Finnbogoson pulls his head out easily.
Embalmer is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Embalmer is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Finnbogoson pulls his head out easily.
Finnbogoson trying to control the action but Embalmer is working from the bottom. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Embalmer is looking to control Finnbogoson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Embalmer avoid being mounted?
Embalmer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Finnbogoson throwing shots but Embalmer is blocking nicely.
Finnbogoson passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Embalmer!
Embalmer tries to hold on but Finnbogoson postures up.
Embalmer gets back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Finnbogoson wants to stand up but Embalmer has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Finnbogoson is trying to control. Embalmer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Thalmor Finnbogoson will probably get the nod.
That's time! Embalmer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##CL#
Embalmer moves into the clinch.
Finnbogoson goes for a takedown in the clinch but Embalmer prevents it. #TD2#
Finnbogoson pulls guard successfully.
Embalmer pushing down on Finnbogoson's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. #SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Finnbogoson defends it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Embalmer maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Finnbogoson could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Embalmer has cracked it and Finnbogoson is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Embalmer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Egyptian Embalmer!
After the big win, Egyptian Embalmer made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Transform Supplements and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

 
 
 
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