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Event:
RFL-76 Paa Vs. Middle Weight
Date: May 18, 2019 |
#R1#
Brownie will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Turd tried to counter with a leg kick but Brownie avoided it.
Brownie fails with an attempt to clinch.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Brownie throws out the jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Turd.
Brownie on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Turd. Turd obviously looking to wear him down.
Brownie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Brownie fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brownie tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Turd misses with a wild body shot.
Brownie wants to clinch up but Turd keeps it at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brownie lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
#CUT2#
It looks like Bug Turd has been cut.
Brownie with a jab.
Brownie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
#CL2#
Brownie darts in and clinches Turd up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brownie taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
#T1#
Brownie pushes Turd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Brownie throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Turd fails to land.
Turd blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Brownie missing with knees to the body.
Turd is trying to break the clinch but Brownie has him pressed against the cage.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Brownie has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Turd is trying to break the clinch but Brownie has him pressed against the cage.
Brownie lands a nice elbow.
Brownie missing with knees to the body.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
Brownie throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Turd blocks it with crossed arms.
Brownie is struggling to control the position.
Brownie looking to throw knees to the head but Turd is blocking nicely.
Turd lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd misses with a punch on the inside.
#BC#
Turd manages to break the clinch.
Brownie cracks Turd with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Turd takes a swing at Brownie's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Brownie! But no joy.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd misses with a leg kick
and Brownie counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Turd swats away the attempt to clinch by Brownie.
Turd throws the left hand but Brownie avoids the punch easily.
Turd throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Brownie tests Turd's chin there with a solid looking shot.#ROC2#
Turd is rocked!
Brownie shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Turd takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Brownie sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Turd bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Shaun Brownie!
Shaun Brownie bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Bug Turd spoke after the fight, saying 'Gran Chin'.
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Event:
RFLFN-24
Date: Apr 24, 2019 |
#R1#
Turd throws a body kick that misses #TD2#
and Sailcirc counters with a takedown into side control. #SUB2#
Sailcirc is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Turd has escaped the position, nice work there.
You can see the frustration on Turd's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Turd's coaches at Listerman's Club have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.#SUB2#
Sailcirc is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Turd is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Turd is looking to regain half guard here but Sailcirc keeps moving and retains side control.
Sailcirc controlling from side mount.
Sailcirc wants to lay and pray for a moment but Turd keeps working.
Turd on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Turd tries to get out of the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd is trying to improve his position.#T1##SUB2#
Sailcirc thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB2#
Sailcirc tries for a kimura but Turd is defending well.
Turd is not content to let Sailcirc control the position. #SUB2#
Sailcirc looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Turd gets back to half guard.
Sailcirc seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Turd does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Sailcirc prevents Turd from improving his position.#T2#
Sailcirc tries to pass to full mount but Turd defends it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Sailcirc looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Sailcirc wants to pass the guard but Turd is defending well.
Turd is controlling Sailcirc's position as best he can from this difficult position.#SUB2#
Sailcirc is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Turd sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Sailcirc is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#SUB2#
Sailcirc is working for a submission of some sort.
#T3#
Turd keeping control of the position.
Turd is looking to control Sailcirc's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Turd avoid being mounted?
Sailcirc is looking to take a break and control but Turd is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Turd is controlling Sailcirc's position as best he can from this difficult position.#SUB2#
Sailcirc is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#SUB2#
Sailcirc is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Turd doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Sailcirc.
Turd is pressing down on Sailcirc's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Turd is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Sailcirc trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Turd looking to control.
Turd keeping full guard, as Sailcirc tries to pass. #SUB2#
Sailcirc drops back looking for a leg! Turd is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Turd manages to kick Sailcirc off! Sailcirc jumps back into Turd's guard.
Turd wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Sailcirc is now in half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sailcirc is thwarting Turd's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Torcadall Sailcirc dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Turd throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Sailcirc to counter with a crisp jab.
Turd is looking to land body kicks.
Sailcirc tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Turd stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Turd wants it to stay on the feet.
Turd throwing a counter right hand but Sailcirc manages to avoid it.
Turd avoids the body shot from Sailcirc.
Sailcirc throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Sailcirc is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Sailcirc has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turd takes one to the side of the head.
Sailcirc looks to score with a jab to the body but Turd is just out of range.
Turd was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sailcirc throws a jab but it's blocked by Turd.
Turd cracks the inside of Sailcirc's front leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Sailcirc digs a good hook to Turd's body.
Turd misses with a wild body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd tries to work over Sailcirc's front leg with a kick but Sailcirc checks it.
And Sailcirc tries to counter it with a takedown but Turd pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Sailcirc cracks Turd with an open hand slap.#T1#
Turd steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sailcirc.
Sailcirc digs a good body shot into Turd's ribs.
Turd lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sailcirc takes a step back to recover.
Sailcirc slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#TD2#
Turd gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Torcadall Sailcirc has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd trying to keep a closed guard but Sailcirc is proving a slippery customer.
Sailcirc advances to half guard. #SUB2#
Sailcirc seems to be looking for submissions.
#SUB2#
Sailcirc wants to work for an arm triangle but Turd is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Turd is looking to control Sailcirc's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Turd avoid being mounted?
Sailcirc looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #T2#
Turd is trying is best to control the position here. #SUB2#
Sailcirc is working for a submission of some sort.
#SUB2#
Sailcirc has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Turd defend it? Sailcirc steps over the head and cranks it - Turd is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Sailcirc!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Torcadall Sailcirc!
An out of breath and clearly excited Torcadall Sailcirc thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
In defeat, Bug Turd stepped up to the mic, saying 'Gran Chin'.
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Event:
RFL-69
Date: Mar 23, 2019 |
#R1#
Truth lands with a nice body punch.
Nice jab there from Turd.
Turd's coach down at Listerman's Club was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Turd's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Turd jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Truth is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Truth takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Turd throws a quick inside leg kick.
Truth misses with an uppercut
and Turd counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Truth lands the left hand.
Turd throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Truth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Truth stuns Turd with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Truth misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Turd counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Truth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Turd has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Truth.
Truth lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nice shot by Truth.
Turd dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Turd scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Truth misses with a wild combination.
Turd looks to throw a body kick
and Truth cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Turd throws a body shot but no joy.
Turd throws a big shot that misses.
Truth feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Truth throws a body punch but Turd moves out of range.
Turd moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
Truth lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Truth.
Truth throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it. #T2#
Truth steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Turd.
Truth slips a straight right by Turd.
Turd blocks a jab.
Turd tries to score with a low kick but Truth moves his leg out of the way.
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Truth.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Truth ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
Truth throws a body punch but Turd moves out of range.
Truth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Truth jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Truth checks a leg kick.
Truth is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Turd throws a looping overhand right but Truth ducks down to avoid it.
Truth takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Truth throws a sloppy body shot
and Turd counters with a left to the body. #T3#
Turd avoids the body shot from Truth.
Turd lands with a thumping leg kick.
Truth misses with a hook
and Turd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Truth is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Good work by Turd as he checks the leg kick.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Truth ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
Turd ducks under a wild hook from Truth.
Turd lands a head kick. Truth smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Truth is looking to wear down Turd with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The crowd cheers as Truth lands an impressive looking overhand right. Turd doesn't seem phased though.
Turd blocks a leg kick.
Turd misses with a lunging right hand
and Truth counters with a left to the body.
Turd works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Truth lands a right hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Truth just misses with a punch to the body.
#T4#
A shot to the body from Turd misses
and Truth connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Truth moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Truth fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Turd looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Truth loads up on a big right hand but Turd slips the punch.
Truth swings for the body but Turd moves out of range.
Truth throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Truth getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Truth looks to land a right hand but Turd moved out of range.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Turd scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A head kick misses from Turd.
Truth ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Truth lunges at Turd with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Turd's hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johnny Truth dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Truth misses with a right hand
and Turd counters with a slapping leg kick.
Truth lands a jab-cross combination.
A jab from Truth misses.
Truth misses with a shot to the body
and Turd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Truth slips a jab from Turd.
Turd keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Truth.
Truth misses with an uppercut. Turd saw that one coming.
Turd let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Turd is looking to score with low kicks.
Truth throws a sloppy body shot
and Turd counters with a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Truth's head.
Turd doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Turd moves out of range of the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Truth ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Turd misses with a jab to the body
and Truth counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T1#
Turd misses with an uppercut.
Truth jabs at Turd's body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Turd might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Truth has got the better of the exchanges.
Turd throws a low kick but Truth moves out of range easily.
Truth swings for the body but Turd moves out of range.
Truth is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Turd can do to turn this around?
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Truth.
Truth lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Truth looks to land a right hand but Turd moved out of range.
Turd tries a quick counter leg kick but Truth is wise to it.
Turd throws a body punch but Truth moves out of range.
Turd with a nice cross.
Truth swings for the body but Turd moves out of range.
Truth misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Turd.
Turd motions for Truth to come forward. Turd throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Truth was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#T2#
Turd throws a body punch but Truth moves out of range.
Truth misses with an uppercut.
Truth connects with a nice looking jab.
Truth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.
Truth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Truth scores with a sloppy right hand. Turd should have avoided that one.
Truth digs a good hook to Turd's body.
Turd throws a hook to the side of Truth's head but Truth sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Turd lands with a cross.
Truth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Johnny Truth is winning the standup battle so far.
Truth throws a leg kick but Turd moved away.
Turd avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Truth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#T3#
Truth misses with a hook to the body
and Turd counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Truth on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Turd wants to slow Truth down by chopping away at his legs.
A jab from Truth finds it's way through Turd's defenses.
Truth missing with a left hand there. Turd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Truth.
Turd steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Truth.
Turd looks to score with a jab to the body but Truth is just out of range.
Truth lands a head shot.
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Truth.
Turd cracks Truth with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Truth throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Turd digs a good hook to Truth's body.
#T4#
Good shot there by Truth.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd thumps Truth with a low kick.
Turd throws a head kick but Truth moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Turd.
Turd on the wrong end of a nice hook.#ROC#
Turd is rocked!
Truth throws a pinpoint strike between Turd's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Turd crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Truth scores a great knockout victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johnny Truth!
Johnny Truth thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Bug Turd had this to say: 'Gran Chin'.
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Event:
RFLFN-16 Weight vs. Turd
Date: Feb 27, 2019 |
#R1#
Weight misses with a body shot
and Turd counters with a stiff right hand.
Weight walks forward, straight into a front kick from Turd.
Weight darts in trying to clinch
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
Turd keeps the fight on the outside.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turd takes a swing at Weight's ribcage but misses.
Weight swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Weight uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Turd.
Weight jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Weight wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weight misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Turd.
Weight throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Middle Weight seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd tries to move into range but Weight moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Weight lands a jab to the nose.#T1#
Turd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Weight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turd. Weight does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turd connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turd has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Weight tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Turd paws at him with a jab and circles away.
It seemed like Turd was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Weight tries to clinch but Turd moves out of range.
Weight misses the jab.
Weight tries to clinch but Turd moves away
and Turd counters with a nice uppercut.
Weight throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it.
Weight fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Turd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Weight was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turd throws a chopping leg kick but Weight manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Weight tries to counter by clinching up but Turd breaks away and moves out of range.
Weight tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
A bone on bone clash there as Weight blocks the leg kick.
Weight swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Weight throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.
Good work by Weight as he checks the leg kick.
Weight seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.#T2##CL#
Weight rushes Turd and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Weight backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A left hand lands to the body for Turd.
#BC2#
Turd manages to break the clinch.
Weight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
Turd looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Turd has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Weight throws a jab when Turd was well out of range.
Weight tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turd throws out a leg kick but Weight moves out of range and Turd only half commits.
Weight loads up on a big right hand but Turd slips the punch.
Weight tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Weight pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Weight throws a combination that misses
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Weight fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Weight just misses with a punch to the body.
Weight moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T3#
Turd walks into a straight right hand from Weight.#CL#
Weight moves into the clinch.
Turd lands with a light punch inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #BC2#
Turd breaks from the clinch.
Turd slips under a jab from Weight.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC2#
Turd breaks the clinch.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt
and Turd counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Weight comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Turd swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Weight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Weight is looking to clinch.
Turd throws out a counter right but Weight avoids it with no problem.
Weight fails in his attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Weight looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T4#
Weight connects with a right hand. Turd shakes it off.
Weight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
The fighters circle momentarily. Weight darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CL#
Weight clinches.
Weight fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#BC2#
Turd escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Weight misses with a looping right.
Turd misses with a hook
and Weight counters with a right hand to the body.
Turd blocks a jab.
Weight moves to clinch but Turd breaks away
and Weight takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Weight moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Weight tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Turd counters with a low kick, right behind Weight 's knee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bug Turd will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Turd looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A jab from Weight misses.
Weight takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Weight is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circling - Turd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Weight misses with a body shot.
Weight misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Turd counters with a nice kick to the body.
Turd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Weight checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Weight tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Weight misses with a hook
and Turd counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weight tries to clinch
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Weight misses with the combination.
A little jabbing left from Turd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turd. Weight does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
#T1#
Turd throws the left hand but Weight avoids the punch easily.
Weight jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Weight is looking to clinch but Turd is avoiding it.
Turd scores with a nice right hand.
Weight lands a nice shot that snaps Turd's head back.
Turd scores with a kick to the midsection.
Turd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bug Turd seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Weight throws a right hand that misses
and Turd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Weight tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jab, jab by Turd - just one landing.
Turd is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Weight misses with a body punch
and Turd counters with a nice uppercut.
Weight tries to clinch there but Turd circles away.
Weight backing away here, and Turd unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Weight throws a right hand that misses
and Turd counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Turd slips under a jab.#T2#
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Weight misses with a body shot
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
Turd lands with a straight right. Weight didn't see that one coming.
Turd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Weight.
A little jabbing left from Turd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Weight keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Turd.
Weight has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Turd walks into a stiff left hand from Weight.
Weight doesn't manage to clinch there - Turd circles away.
Turd was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Weight closes the distance looking to clinch
and Turd counters with a stiff right hand.
Turd throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Weight rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Turd connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A telegraphed right hand from Weight misses the target.
Weight throws a shot to the body.
Weight just misses with a punch to the body.
#T3##CL#
Turd gets tackled into the cage by Weight. Weight maintains the clinch. #BC2#
Turd manages to break the clinch.
Turd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Weight.
It seemed like Turd was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Turd throws a hook but Weight blocks it.
Turd throws an overhand right that lands on Weight's shoulder, as Weight tries to avoid the shot.
Turd changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Weight closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Turd keeps Weight at a distance using the push kick.
Weight bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Weight throws a predictable looking body shot
and Turd counters with a left to the body.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Weight tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Weight throws a lazy right hand but Turd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T4#
Turd blocks a jab.
Turd takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Turd.
Weight is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Turd.
Turd misses with a body kick.
Turd on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#CL#
Weight closes the distance and pushes Turd back into the cage.#BC2#
Turd manages to break the clinch.
Turd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
That kick from Turd tenderised Weight's leg. Weight is trying to keep his angry face on.
Weight throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Weight.
Weight doesn't manage to clinch there - Turd circles away.
It seemed like Turd was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Weight throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it.
Weight tries to clinch but Turd is having none of it.
Weight feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Turds jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Weight is looking to clinch.
Weight misses with a left hand
and Turd counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Turd lands with a thumping leg kick.
Weight moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Weight scores with a one two! Turd had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Weight tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A little jabbing left from Turd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A cross from Weight lands.
Turd throws a shot from downtown. Weight moves away and avoids it.
Turd throws a poor cross that misses
#CL#
and Weight counters by moving into the clinch.
Turd misses with a punch to the body.
Turd blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#BC2#
Turd breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Turd misses with an uppercut. Weight saw that one coming.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
Turd appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Weight misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Weight has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Weight wants to clinch up but Turd keeps it at a distance.
Turd takes a swing at Weight's ribcage but misses.
As Turd tries to get set, Weight tries to push him back and clinch up but Turd manages to avoid the attempt.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Weight slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Weight misses with a lunging right hand
and Turd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL#
Weight gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Turd stalling the fight.
Turd is trying to stall.
#BC2#
Turd's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Weight with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A punch combination from Weight misses.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Weight throws a right hand that misses
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd throws a shot from downtown. Weight moves away and avoids it.
Turd takes a body punch but keeps moving. #CL#
Weight closes the distance and clinches.
Middle Weight has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The referee is keeping an eye on Turd - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Weight lands a nice uppercut.
Weight prevents a body shot from Turd.
A short body shot lands from Weight as the two fighters clinch.
Weight misses with a short punch on the inside.
Weight blocking some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Weight.
A hook to the body from Weight.
Turd swings wildly with an uppercut but Weight uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turd blocking some punches.
Weight pushes Turd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#T3#
Turd blocks an uppercut.
Weight looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A shot in the inside from Weight.
Turd lands a shot to the body.
Turd wants to break the clinch but can't.
Turd working hard to break the clinch.
Weight working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Weight has a couple of punches blocked by Turd.
Turd misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd is trying to force a seperation but Weight has the dominant position.#BC2#
Turd's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Turd misses with a body shot.
A combination from Weight does no damage.
Turd lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Weight misses with a body shot.
Weight lands with a shot to the body.
Weight is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Weight throws a shot from downtown. Turd moves away and avoids it.#T4#
Weight with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Weight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
Weight throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Turd connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Weight throws a series of punches but Turd avoids them all with ease.
Turd misses with a head kick.
#CL#
Weight darts in and clinches Turd up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Turd.
Weight goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Weight fails to land.
Turd tries to throw a body punch but Weight avoids it by throwing Turd back against the cage.
Weight lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Turd backwards.
Turd blocking some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Weight as Turd tries to tie him up.
Weight scores with a shot to the side of Turd's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Middle Weight showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bug Turd!
An out of breath Bug Turd thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
RFLFN-9
Date: Jan 09, 2019 |
#R1#
Turd lands a nice shot to the body.
Chojnowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turd fires out a quick counter leg kick but Chojnowski just manages to avoid it.
Chojnowski is looking to clinch.
Chojnowski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Turd was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Nice uppercut there from Turd.
Turd moves out of range of the body kick.
Chojnowski wants to clinch up but Turd keeps it at a distance.
Turd throws a jab but it's blocked by Chojnowski.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Chojnowski tries to clinch up but Turd circles away and keeps his distance.#CL2#
Chojnowski has closed the distance and engaged Turd in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chojnowski blocks a body shot from Turd.
Turd dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Turd.
Turd blocks an elbow strike from Chojnowski.
Chojnowski is working for takedown but Turd is calmly controlling the position for now.#T1#
Chojnowski has a couple of punches blocked by Turd.
Chojnowski working aggressively here.
Turd misses with a body punch.
#BC#
Turd breaks from the clinch.
Chojnowski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chojnowski has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Turd swats away the attempt to clinch by Chojnowski.
Chojnowski misses with a hook
and Turd counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Chojnowski takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Turd. That's going to slow Chojnowski down.
A swing and a miss from Turd.
Chojnowski tries to counter with a clinch but Turd shakes him off and moves away.
Chojnowski gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
Turd seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Chojnowski takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chojnowski's calf.#T2#
Turd throws a body punch but Chojnowski moves out of range.
Chojnowski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chojnowski catches Turd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Chojnowski wants to clinch but Turd slips to the side
and Turd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fight stays on the outside here - Chojnowski looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Chojnowski feints a jab promting Turd to slip. Chojnowski then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Turd slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Chojnowski scores with a shot to the body.
Bug Turd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Turd cracks Chojnowski with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A jab from Turd misses.
Chojnowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Turd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chojnowski.#T3#
Turd keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bug Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piotr Chojnowski.
Chojnowski is looking to clinch but Turd is avoiding it.
A jab from Chojnowski misses.
Turd swats away the attempt to clinch by Chojnowski.
Turd feints and then cracks Chojnowski's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chojnowski down.
Chojnowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Chojnowski throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
Turd takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chojnowski's calf.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt
and Turd makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.#T4#
Turd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chojnowski.
Despite the aggression on Chojnowski's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Chojnowski throws a jab but it's blocked by Turd.
Turd lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Chojnowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Chojnowski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Chojnowski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chojnowski stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Turd.
Turd on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Turd.
Chojnowski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Turd.
Chojnowski throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Both fighters circling a little - Turd finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chojnowski's calf.
Turd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Chojnowski can do to turn this around?
A nice leg kick lands there from Turd.
Chojnowski's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chojnowski tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Chojnowski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circle momentarily. Turd darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Piotr Chojnowski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chojnowski manages to avoid it.
Chojnowski looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Chojnowski tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
#CL2#
Chojnowski moves into the clinch successfully.
Chojnowski is trying to pull guard but Turd turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Chojnowski's efforts to push away.
Chojnowski tries to circle away but Turd has him pinned against the cage.
Turd lands an uppercut.
Turd pushes Chojnowski back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #T1#
A short left from Turd.
Turd scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chojnowski tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Turd gets underhooks to prevent Chojnowski's takedown attempt.
Bug Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piotr Chojnowski.
Chojnowski is breathing heavily.
A short left from Turd.
Chojnowski swings wildly with an uppercut but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chojnowski is looking to take this one to the mat.
A bit of stalling here from Turd.
Turd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chojnowski backwards.
Turd digs a right hand underneath Chojnowski's ribcage. Chojnowski let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Turd digs a right hand into Chojnowski's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Chojnowski's gas tank.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The referee calls for Turd to work.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chojnowski backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chojnowski working hard to break the clinch.#T2#
Chojnowski can't get the takedown.
Chojnowski is looking to control Turd's arms but Turd gets an underhook and turns him. Now Chojnowski has his back to the cage.
Turd scores with a shoulder strike.
Turd stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chojnowski.
Turd slowing the pace effectively.
Turd swings wildly with an uppercut but Chojnowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Turd.
Nice body punch from Turd.
Turd misses with the head strike.
A frustrated look appears on Chojnowski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chojnowski backwards.
Turd stalling in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Turd.
#T3#
Turd pushes Chojnowski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The referee calls for Turd to work.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Turd makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC#
Turd pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Chojnowski swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Turd counter with a right hand.
Turd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chojnowski throws a left and a right that both miss
and Turd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#ROC#
Chojnowski is rocked!
Chojnowski on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Turd looks to land a combination but Chojnowski avoids it well.
Turd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Chojnowski throws a low kick, looking for Turd's leg but Turd calmly moves out of range.
Turd with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
#KD#
Turd feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Chojnowski sprawling to the canvas! Chojnowski rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Turd finish him?!
Chojnowski is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chojnowski stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Piotr Chojnowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd goes for a small jab and connects. Now Turd goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Chojnowski stumbles back but Turd runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Chojnowski to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Chojnowski will ever be the same after a knockout like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bug Turd!
Bug Turd thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Piotr Chojnowski spoke after the fight, saying 'I will be back !'.
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Event:
RFLFN -4
Date: Nov 28, 2018 |
#R1#
Onera checks a low kick from Turd.
Onera throws out a powerful jab.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Onera throws out the jab.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Onera connects with a body shot that sends Turd's belly button to the back.
Onera has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Onera lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
An inside leg kick lands from Turd.
Turd displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Onera misses with a straight right.
Onera throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
Onera throws an off balance right hand
and Turd counters with a right hand to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Onera on the side of the head.
Onera steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Turd. That one must have hurt.
Turd throws the left hand but Onera avoids the punch easily.
Onera wants to counter with a clinch but Turd pushes him away.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Onera misses with a few strikes there.
#T1#
Turd connects with a nice looking jab.
Onera throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Turd feints and then cracks Onera's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Onera down.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Onera throws a left and a right that both miss
and Turd counters with an outside leg kick.
Turd lands a slapping body shot.
Turd looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Onera throws a lazy uppercut
and Turd counters with a leg kick. #CL#
Turd moves into the clinch.
Turd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Onera backwards.
Turd is pressed up against the cage. Onera has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Turd down to the mat. Turd avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bug Turd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Onera ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
Onera takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Onera misses with a series of wild punches.
Onera throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Turd on the side of the head. #T2#
Nice shot lands for Onera.
Onera blocks a jab.#CL#
Turd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nice body punch from Turd.
Onera jumps guard but Turd turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Onera is looking for a takedown.
Bug Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Max Onera.
Turd misses with the head strike.
The referee is keeping an eye on Turd - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Good body shot from Turd.
Nice body punch from Turd. #BC#
Turd pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Onera lands a lovely overhand right.
Turd works the jab nicely.
Turd thows a body kick. Onera tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Onera misses with a hook.#T3#
Jab from Onera.
Turd misses with a hook.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Onera manages to avoid it.#CL#
Turd gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Onera backwards.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Onera.
Onera changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Turd fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Turd fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Onera.
Onera jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A shot to the body from Onera misses
and Turd counters with a head kick. That will keep Onera thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Turd throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Turd scores with a jab to the body.
Turd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Onera doesn't seem bothered though. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd throws a nice outside leg kick.
Onera rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Turd counters with a body kick.
Turd digs a good body shot into Onera's ribs.
Onera throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turd throws out a powerful jab.
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
Onera swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Onera ducks right into an uppercut from Turd.
Turd jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Onera throws a jab when Turd was well out of range.
Onera connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Onera misses with a jab, cross combination.
Onera throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
Turd lands with a nice body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Turd. That snapped Onera's head back.
Onera throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
Turd works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bug Turd is winning the standup battle so far.
Onera throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
Onera gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Turd.
Turd moves out of range of the strikes.
Good work by Turd as he checks the leg kick.
Turd is looking to land body kicks.
Onera swings widly with a right hand
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Onera swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A big right from Onera misses.
Onera swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Turd on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Onera throws the left hand but Turd avoids the punch easily.#T1#
Turd throws a body shot but no joy.
Turd scores with a crisp jab that stopped Onera in his tracks.
Onera might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Turd with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Onera to score with a decent uppercut.
Onera waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Turd.
Good standup being displayed there by Turd as he connects with a hook.
Onera cracks Turd with a good jab.
Onera takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Turd connects with a leg kick. Onera looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Turd with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Onera throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turd defending well as Onera loads up on a big left hand.
Onera misses with a low kick.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Onera throws out the jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid body kick from Turd. #T2#
Onera will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Turd moves out of range as Onera strikes.
Onera looks to score with a jab to the body but Turd is just out of range.
Onera gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Turd misses with a straight left.
Turd scores with a kick to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Turd, right into the meat.
Onera throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big left from Onera misses.
Turd throws a big shot that misses.
Turd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Onera can do to turn this around?
Turd takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Onera pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Onera throws a poor cross that misses
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
Onera on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Turd. Turd obviously looking to wear him down.
#T3#
Turd slips a straight right by Onera.
A shot to the body from Onera misses
and Turd finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Onera is breathing heavily.
Turd misses with a wild combination.
Onera misses with a straight right.
Onera throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Turd counters with a stiff right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Onera. Turd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Onera thuds a left hand into Turd's body.
Turd throws a hook but Onera avoids it easily.
Turd throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Turd moves away from the strike by Onera.
Turd fails to land with a series of punches.
Onera misses with a hook.#T4#
Nice defenses there by Turd.
Turd throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Onera throws a shot from downtown. Turd moves away and avoids it.
A jab from Turd finds it's way through Onera's defenses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Onera moves out of range of the body kick.
Turd throws a series of strikes that have Onera backpedaling.
Turd scores with a hook to the body. Onera takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nice defenses there by Turd.
Onera takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Turd throws a shot from downtown. Onera moves away and avoids it.
Onera takes one to the side of the head.
Turd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Onera.
Onera swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Turd jabs Onera to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Turd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Onera missing with a left hand there. Turd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Onera uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Turd.
Turd misses with a few strikes there.
Turd takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Turd thows a left - swing and a miss!
Onera throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Onera throws a body punch but Turd moves out of range.
Onera misses with a few strikes there.
Onera comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Onera drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#T1#
Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Onera blocks the body kick.
Onera connects with a nice looking jab.
Turd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Turd lands a front kick.
Turd moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Onera misses with a hook.
A big left from Onera misses.
Onera throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turd throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Onera on the side of the head.
Onera avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice shot by Turd.
Onera scores with a sloppy right hand. Turd should have avoided that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turd throws a body punch but Onera moves out of range.
Onera has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Turd.#T2#
Turd is looking to slow Onera down with leg kicks.
Turd blocks a low kick nicely.
Turd went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Onera misses with a series of wild punches.
Turd throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Onera misses with an uppercut.
Onera misses with a hook
and Turd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Onera throws a series of punches but Turd avoids them all with ease.
Turd misses with a wild body shot.
As Turd backs off Onera throws a huge counter combo but Turd manages to avoid it all.
Turd bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Onera's head backwards.
Onera looks to land a combination but Turd avoids it well.
Turd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.#T3#
Turd blocks a jab.
Onera takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Onera just misses with a punch to the body.
Onera takes one on the button.
Turd scores with a jab to the jaw.
Turd pushes Onera away with a front kick.
Onera takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Onera throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.
Max Onera has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turd throws a jab when Onera was well out of range.
Turd connects with a leg kick. Onera looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Onera throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Turd's waist but Turd gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Onera off to one side.
An attempted straight right counter from Turd misses the target.
Turd connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Onera's calf.
Turd with a hook.
Onera looks to land a right hand but Turd moved out of range.
Turd half committed to a counter leg kick.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Onera throws out the jab.
Onera throws a body shot but no joy.
Onera misses with a body punch
and Turd counters with a nice body kick.
Turd turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Onera loads up on a big right hand but Turd slips the punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Turd.
Turd dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Onera. That did some damage!
Turd throws a chopping leg kick but Onera manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Turd slips a straight right by Onera.
Onera throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Turd swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Onera misses with a wild body shot.
Turd works over Onera's head and body with a nice combination.
Onera walks forward, straight into a front kick from Turd.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bug Turd showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Turd has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bug Turd!
A relieved looking Bug Turd thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
RFL-49
Date: Oct 27, 2018 |
#R1#
Nice takedown defense from Turd. No joy for Under on that attempt.
Turd defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Under.
Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Under tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Turd defends well and Under ends up having to push Turd into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Bug Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Michael Under.
Under takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Under looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Turd is fending him off so far but Under persists. Nope, Turd circles away and we're back to standing.
Under on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Turd punishes Under's body with a nice straight punch.
Turd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Under tries for a takedown but Turd circles away easily
and Turd counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Under looks winded!
Turd lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Under at a distance.
#KD#
Turd sends Under crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Turd is motioning to the referee to let Under up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Under is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Michael Under has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by Turd. Beautiful body shot.
Under is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?
Turd moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Turd cracks a nice hook into Under's ribs.
Turd lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bug Turd!
Our winner, Bug Turd, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
Open Weight Grand Prix S01E02
Date: May 26, 2018 |
#R1#
Turd ducks under a wild hook from Shank.
Shank throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
Turd was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Turd swings for the body but Shank moves out of range.
#CL#
Turd gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Shank escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Shank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shank misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Turd.
Shank tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Shank does no damage.
Left hook, right uppercut from Shank.
Turd tries to move into range but Shank moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Shank looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch lands to the side of Turd 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shank tries to move into range but Turd moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Shank showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turd.
Turd slips a jab from Shank.
Turd takes a swing at Shank's ribcage but misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Shank misses.
Shank ducks under a wild hook from Turd.
Turd has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Shank uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Turd.
Shank catches Turd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#T1#
Turd drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Shank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Turd throws a body shot but no joy.
Shank will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Shank blocks a jab.
Shank swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Shank slips a straight right by Turd.
Turd throws an overhand right that lands on Shank's shoulder, as Shank tries to avoid the shot.
Turd throws out a loose jab but Shank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shank takes a jab right on the kisser.
Turd showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Shank.
Turd throws an overhand right that lands on Shank's shoulder, as Shank tries to avoid the shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shank! But no joy.
Turd throws out a loose jab but Shank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Shank was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shank misses with a low kick.
Shank lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shank scores with a three punch combo!
#ROC2#
Turd is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Bug Turd has been cut.
Turd backs away from a small jab... but Shank lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Turd crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Shank with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Shaggy Shank!
Shaggy Shank thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Bug Turd was interviewed post fight and said 'Gran Chin'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 04, 2018 |
#R1#
A head kick misses from Johnson.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Johnson misses with the combination.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Johnson - that will leave a mark!
Jab from Johnson.
Johnson misses the body punch
and Turd counters with a left to the body.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Turd looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Turd loads up on a big right hand but Johnson slips the punch.
Turd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Johnson tries to work over Turd's front leg with a kick but Turd checks it.
Turd is looking to counter the offense by Johnson and move into the clinch.
Turd lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Johnson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turd's corner calls for a 1-2. Turd obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Johnson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Turd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Some wild striking there from Johnson.
Johnson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Johnson throws a leg kick but Turd moved away.#T1#
Turd cracks Johnson with a good jab.
Johnson throws out a loose jab but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Johnson misses with a double jab
and Turd connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Johnson moves away from the strike by Turd.
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
A swing and a miss from Johnson.
As Johnson tries to get set, Turd tries to push him back and clinch up but Johnson manages to avoid the attempt.
Johnson wants to land a leg kick but Turd is out of range.
Turd looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Turd looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Johnson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Johnson throws a sloppy head kick
and Turd counters with a right hand to the body.
Johnson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Turd.
Johnson throws a right hand that Turd ducks under and follows up with a left that Turd also avoids with ease.
Turd connects with a jab.
Johnson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#T2#
Johnson takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Turd seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd cracks a nice hook into Johnson's ribs.
Turd paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Johnson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Johnson scores with a jab to the head.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Johnson. Turd shrugs it off though.
A combination from Johnson does no damage.
Turd scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Johnson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Turd fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Johnson on the side of the head.
Johnson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Johnson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Turd tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Johnson manages to circle out of the way.
Turd with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Johnson looks to land a body kick but Turd moved away.
Andrew Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Donk. Turd catches Johnson right on the button with a cross.
Turd scores with a sloppy right hand. Johnson should have avoided that one.
Johnson throws a sloppy head kick #CL#
and Turd moves into the clinch.#T3#
Turd works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Turd looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd prevents Johnson from breaking the clinch.
Johnson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice left hand lands by Turd.
Turd blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Johnson working aggressively here.
Johnson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Turd works on Johnson's body with a couple of short punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Turd.
Turd lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johnson stalling in the clinch but Turd improves position.
Johnson missing with knees to the body.
#T4#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Turd softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Johnson tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
Johnson wants to break free but Turd has control.
A short right from Turd on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Turd.
Johnson has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Turd seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Johnson can turn it around.
Johnson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Turd has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Johnson.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turd has Johnson pressed against the cage, preventing Johnson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Turd makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Turd is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Johnson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Turd has him pressed against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Good body shot from Turd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd dominated that round.
That's time! Turd's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Johnson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Turd slips under a jab from Johnson.
Johnson lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Johnson just misses with a punch to the body.
Turd dodges the punch combination from Johnson.
Turd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Johnson can do to turn this around?
Johnson scores with a jab to the body.
Turd dodges the punch combination from Johnson.
Johnson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turd bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Johnson's head backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd avoids the head kick by Johnson.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Johnson throws a lazy head kick
and Turd counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd cracks Johnson with a good jab.
Good shot there by Turd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Johnson misses with a straight left. #T1#
Johnson misses with a head kick.
#CL#
Turd moves into the clinch successfully.
Turd lands a right hand.
Johnson has a couple of punches blocked by Turd.
Turd scores with a hook to the body.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Turd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Turd lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Johnson looking to slow down the pace here.
A short right from Turd on the inside.
A short left from Turd.
Johnson wants to stall.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Turd lands a body shot in the clinch.
Turd lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T2#
Turd lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd lands a shot to the body.
Johnson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Turd scores with a shot to the side of Johnson's head.
Turd digs a right hand into Johnson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Johnson's gas tank.
A short left from Turd.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd. #ROC#
Johnson is rocked!
Turd lands with a left to the head.
Johnson is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?
Turd scores with a nice hook to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Still in the clinch, Turd scores with a nice short uppercut.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Turd works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right from Turd.
Johnson tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Johnson wants to stall.
Turd lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T3#
Turd blocking some punches.
Turd keeps control of Johnson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bug Turd has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Johnson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Turd.
Turd avoiding damage as Johnson throws knees to the body.
Turd scores with a nice hook to the head.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Turd lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Turd on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Turd blocks an elbow strike.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
Johnson working hard to break the clinch.
A body shot lands from Turd.
Turd digs a right hand into Johnson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Johnson's gas tank.
Johnson seems to have recovered his senses.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd working aggressively here.
Johnson trying to stall but Turd improves his position.
A right hand to the body from Turd.
Turd lands a shot to the body.
Turd blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Johnson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Turd's elbow. #T4#
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Johnson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Turd.
Johnson tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
Johnson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
Turd throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Johnsons head.
Turd lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Johnson or not.
Good body shot from Turd.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Turd lands a right hand.
Turd lands with a left to the head.
Turd presses Johnson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Johnson.
Turd lands a right hand.
Turd keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Johnson's efforts to push away.
A nice left hand lands by Turd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Turd thuds his right hand into Johnson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Johnson tries a head kick but it misses.
Johnson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Turd throws a body punch but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Johnson.
A counter left hand to the body from Turd misses its target.
Turd misses with a jab, cross combination.
Johnson slips a straight right by Turd.
Johnson misses with a body kick.
Nice defenses there by Johnson.
Johnson misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnson throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.
Johnson misses with a wild combination.
Andrew Johnson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Turd throws a right hand that Johnson ducks under and follows up with a left that Johnson also avoids with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Johnson dodges the punch combination from Turd.
#T1#
Johnson throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #CL#
Johnson tries to keep at a distance but Turd has taken the fight into the clinch.
Johnson misses with a punch on the inside.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch but Turd keeps him there for the moment.
Johnson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Turd lands a shot to the body.
Turd digs a right hand underneath Johnson's ribcage. Johnson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Johnson is trying to stall.
Johnson is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Turd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A hook to the body from Turd.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T2#
A nice right hand lands inside from Turd.
Turd lands with a right to the head.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turd lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Johnson is trying to push Turd away but Turd has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Turd lands with a right to the head.
Johnson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Johnson working aggressively here.
Turd is leaning against Johnson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Johnson can't find room to land a body shot as Turd controls the action.
Turd lands a right hand.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Turd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Turd as Johnson tries to tie him up.
Johnson misses with a knee to the head.
Turd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T3#
Turd lands a right hand.
Turd lands a body punch.
Turd pushes Johnson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Johnson tries to break the clinch but Turd is controlling the position.
Andrew Johnson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Johnson is looking to break free of the clinch but Turd has double underhooks.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Turd.
Johnson stalling in the clinch but Turd improves position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Johnson! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Turd is unloading with more strikes now! Johnson drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bug Turd!
Our winner, Bug Turd, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 30, 2018 |
#R1#
Turd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It looked like Manboy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Turd.
Manboy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Turd misses with a hook to the body
and Manboy counters with a stiff right hand.
Turd misses with a lunging right hand
and Manboy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Turd fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Manboy moves away from the strike by Turd.
Manboy thuds a left hand into Turd's body.
Manboy throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.
Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Manboy throws a big counter combination but Turd scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Manboy lands a nice shot that snaps Turd's head back.
Turd jabs Manboy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd dips to his left and cracks Manboy with an uppercut!
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Manboy.
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Manboy.
#T1#
Turd looks to land a left hand but Manboy moved out of range nicely.
Manboy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Manboy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Manboy throws a hook to the side of Turd's head but Turd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Turd looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turd. Manboy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turd looks to throw the jab but Manboy is out of range.
Manboy throwing a counter right hand but Turd manages to avoid it.
Manboy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Manboy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd throws a series of punches but Manboy moves out of range.
Turd misses with a straight left.
Turd lunges at Manboy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Manboy's hand.
Manboy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Manboy moves out of range of the strikes.
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
#T2#
Turd throws a body shot but no joy.
It looked like Manboy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Manboy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Manboy throws out the jab.
Turd fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Manboy is out of range.
As Turd looks to move away, Manboy throws a big counter combo but Turd just gets out of the way.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
Turd throws a left and a right that both miss
and Manboy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Turd misses with a body shot
enabling Manboy to counter with a crisp jab.
Manboy cracks Turd with a right hand to the side of the head.
Turd keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Manboy.
Bug Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Turd moves into the clinch.
Turd scores with a hook to the body.
Manboy wants to stall.
Turd throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Manboys head. #T3#
Turd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
Manboy drops down looking for an ankle pick but Turd pulls his leg out and moves away.
Manboy is breathing heavily.#CL2#
Turd has closed the distance and engaged Manboy in a clinch.
Turd lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Turd lands a shoulder strike.
Turd lands with a light punch inside.
Manboy is working for takedown but Turd is calmly controlling the position for now.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Turd works on Manboy's body with a couple of short punches.
Turd pushes Manboy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Manboy backwards.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T4#
A left hand lands to the body for Turd.
Still in the clinch, Turd scores with a nice short uppercut.
Turd lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Turd has Manboy pressed against the cage, preventing Manboy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Turd scores with a nice hook to the head.
Turd lands a left hand.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Manboy backwards.
Turd lands with a right to the head.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
Manboy wants to stall.
A body shot lands from Turd.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Manboy.
Manboy takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd dominated that round.
That's time! Manboy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Manboy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Manboy throws a series of punches but Turd avoids them all with ease.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Manboy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A lazy body kick from Turd
and Manboy counters with a left and a right that stings Turd.
Turd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turd misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from Manboy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Turd throws a sloppy body shot
letting Manboy counter with a right hand.
Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd misses with the combination.
Manboy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd misses with a right hand
and Manboy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Turd slips under a jab.
Turd misses with an uppercut
and Manboy counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #T1#
Manboy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Manboy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Manboy appears to be looking for a big counter.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Manboy feints a jab promting Turd to slip. Manboy then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Turd slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Manboy throws a right hand that misses
#CL2#
and Turd counters by moving into the clinch.
Manboy is trying to pull guard but Turd turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Turd lands with a left to the head.
Turd can't find room to land a body shot as Manboy controls the action.
Manboy is trying to push Turd away but Turd has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short body shot lands from Turd as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Turd.
Turd lands a hook to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Turd.
Manboy is trying to break the clinch but Turd is controlling him.
A short uppercut from Turd. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
Turd pushes Manboy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd lands a shoulder strike.
Turd gets through Manboy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Turd lands a body punch in the clinch.
Turd pushes Manboy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Manboy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Turd digs a right hand into Manboy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Manboy's gas tank.
Turd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Turd.
Turd lands a nice shot to the body.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T3#
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Manboy backwards.
A short uppercut from Turd.
Turd stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Turd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Turd.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A shot in the inside from Turd.
Turd scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Turd lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Manboy or not.
A short left from Turd.
Manboy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#ROC2#
Manboy is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right hook to the body lands for Turd.
Bug Turd seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Turd.
Oh Manboy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turd throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Manboys head.
Manboy seems to have got his legs back now.#T4#
Turd lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Turd on the inside.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Turd in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd lands an uppercut.
Turd creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Manboy's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Manboy drops to his knees and Turd pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bug Turd!
Bug Turd tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 25, 2018 |
#R1#
Turd throws a series of punches but Gore moves out of range.
Turd stuns Gore with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Gore tries to score a power double leg takedown but Turd sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Gore somewhat.
Gore closes this distance looking for a takedown but Turd circles away.
Turd scores with a hook to the body. Gore takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Turd fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Gore gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rodney Gore. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turd lands a nice hook to Gore's body. Gore takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Gore is breathing heavily.
Gore takes one to the chin there.
Turd scores with a punch to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for Turd. That snapped Gore's head back.
Gore goes for a double leg but Turd avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Turd continues to drive forward.
Gore is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Turd scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#T1#
Turd feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Gore crashing to the mat! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bug Turd!
A less than humble Bug Turd misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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