Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 23, 2020

#R1#
Milquetoast misses with a body shot.
Cortez looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Milquetoast uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cortez.
Milquetoast misses with a straight left.
Milquetoast scores with a nice body kick.
Milquetoast stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Milquetoast cracks Cortez with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A nice leg kick lands there from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Milquetoast throws a body shot but no joy.
Milquetoast delivers a nice body kick.
Milquetoast scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Milquetoast dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Milquetoast cracks Cortez with an open hand slap.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Milquetoast scores with a nice strike.
Milquetoast misses with a wild body shot.
Milquetoast fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Cortez to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Cortez looks to clinch but Milquetoast throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Cortez taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: FARTMMA 120
Date: Oct 10, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Milquetoast.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Milquetoast.
A jab from Milquetoast misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Milquetoast.
Avatar smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Avatar. Milquetoast does a little dance to reset his feet.
Milquetoast lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Avatar at a distance.
Avatar connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Milquetoast connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Avatar momentarily.
Milquetoast misses the jab.
Avatar dodges the punch combination from Milquetoast.
Avatar looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Milquetoast throws a combination that misses
and Avatar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Avatar scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Milquetoast tries to score with a low kick but Avatar moves his leg out of the way.
Avatar swings widly with a right hand
and Milquetoast counters with a leg kick. #T1#
Avatar works the jab nicely.
Milquetoast ducks under a wild hook from Avatar.
Milquetoast misses with a shot to the body
and Avatar counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Milquetoast throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Avatar has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Milquetoast moves into range and connects with a jab.
Caspar Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Avatar misses with a body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Milquetoast. Avatar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Milquetoast looks to score with a jab to the body but Avatar is just out of range.
Avatar misses with a looping right.
A head kick by Milquetoast misses
and Avatar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Milquetoast misses with a head kick.
Avatar lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Milquetoast pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Milquetoast misses the jab.
Avatar tries to counter with a clinch but Milquetoast shakes him off and moves away.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Milquetoast checks a leg kick.
Milquetoast throws a counter high kick but Avatar was just alert enough to avoid it.#T2#
Milquetoast throws a lazy head kick
and Avatar counters with a crisp right that sends Milquetoast to the canvas! Avatar follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Battle Avatar!
Battle Avatar decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

Event: F 110: LHW GP Semis
Date: Aug 01, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kossu throws a head kick but Milquetoast moves out of range.
Milquetoast scores with a leg kick.
Kossu throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kossu lands a leg kick that knocks Milquetoast off balance momentarily.
Kossu scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Milquetoast doesn't seem bothered though.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kossu.
Milquetoast punishes Kossu's body with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Kossu misses the target.
Milquetoast on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kossu feints and then cracks Milquetoast's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Milquetoast down.
A punch lands to the side of Milquetoast 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kossu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Kossu has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Malmi Aitta in the buildup to the fight.
A big right from Milquetoast misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kossu moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kossu. Milquetoast does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kossu scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kalle Kossu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Kossu.
A telegraphed right hand from Kossu misses the target.
Kossu misses with a double jab. #T1#
Kossu cracks Milquetoast with a good jab.
Kossu tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast lands an overhand right.
Milquetoast lands a glancing blow to the side of Kossu's head.
Milquetoast takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Milquetoast scores with a jab to the body.
Kossu checks a leg kick nicely.
Milquetoast avoids the body shot from Kossu.
Kossu thuds his right hand into Milquetoast's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Milquetoast thows a leg kick but Kossu checks it
and Kossu counters with a straight right hand.
Kossu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kossu punishes Milquetoast's body with a nice straight punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Milquetoast avoids the head kick by Kossu.
Milquetoast now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Milquetoast throws a lazy uppercut
and Kossu counters with a right hand to the body.
Kossu looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kossu takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Milquetoast!
A big right from Milquetoast misses.
Kossu scores with a punch to the head.#T2#
Kossu misses with a low kick.
Milquetoast cracks Kossu with an open hand slap.
Kossu with a hook.
Milquetoast misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Milquetoast lands with a straight right. Kossu didn't see that one coming.
Kossu scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kossu just misses with a punch to the body.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Kossu lands with a shot to the body.
Milquetoast shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kossu misses with a straight left.
Milquetoast looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kossu is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kossu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kossu throws a shot to the body.
Kossu throws a nice looking combination but Milquetoast bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kossu checks the leg kick.
Milquetoast ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kossu moves away.#T3#
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kossu lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Milquetoast has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Milquetoast and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Milquetoast lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kossu circles away quickly and effectively.
Milquetoast waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kossu.
Kossu misses with a body shot.
Milquetoast throws a poor cross that misses
and Kossu counters with a nice uppercut.
Kossu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kossu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kossu stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kossu misses with a straight right.
A jab from Kossu misses.
Kossu throws a leg kick but Milquetoast moved away.
Kossu misses with a two punch combination.
Kossu misses with a body shot.
Milquetoast cracks Kossu with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kossu.
Kossu lands a lovely overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kossu misses with a shot to the body
and Milquetoast counters with an outside leg kick.
Milquetoast takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T4#
Milquetoast swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kossu connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Milquetoast momentarily.
Milquetoast looking to land some kicks to the body here.
As Milquetoast backs away, Kossu returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Kossu blocks a head kick by Milquetoast.
Kossu drops his hands momentarily and Milquetoast takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Milquetoast throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Milquetoast moves out of range as Kossu strikes.
Milquetoast is looking to slow Kossu down with leg kicks.
Kossu is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kossu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kossu uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Milquetoast has time to react.
Kossu scores with a jab.
Milquetoast misses with a wild body shot.
Kossu works Milquetoast's body with a nice hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Milquetoast tries a head kick but it misses.
Kossu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Milquetoast.
A low kick from Milquetoast misses
and Kossu counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Milquetoast takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kalle Kossu dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Milquetoast takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kossu with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kossu avoids the head kick by Milquetoast.
Kossu throws a low kick but it's checked well by Milquetoast.
Kossu avoids the body shot from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kossu. Milquetoast does a little dance to reset his feet.
A head kick misses from Kossu.
Kossu cracks a nice hook into Milquetoast's ribs.
A slapping leg kick lands for Milquetoast.
Kossu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Milquetoast can do to turn this around?
Milquetoast misses with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Milquetoast.
Kalle Kossu is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kossu misses with a body shot.
Kossu lands a nice shot that snaps Milquetoast's head back.
Milquetoast bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kossu's head backwards.#CUT2#It looks like Kalle Kossu has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No joy there for Kossu, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Milquetoast lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Jab, jab by Milquetoast - just one landing.
Kossu ducks under a wild hook from Milquetoast.#T1#
Milquetoast pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Kossu back to the cage. Milquetoast follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Milquetoast dodges the punch combination from Kossu.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Milquetoast in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Kossu cracks a nice hook into Milquetoast's ribs.
Milquetoast throws a push kick but Kossu slaps the foot to one side.
A little feinted left hand from Kossu on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Milquetoast bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kossu's head.
Milquetoast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast missing with a left hand there. Kossu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kossu misses with a jab to the body
enabling Milquetoast to counter with a crisp jab.
Kossu lands a nice hook to Milquetoast's body. Milquetoast takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kossu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Milquetoast moves away.
Milquetoast jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A cross from Kossu lands.
Milquetoast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Milquetoast is looking to slow Kossu down with leg kicks. #T2#
Milquetoast swings for the body but Kossu moves out of range.
Milquetoast avoids the body shot from Kossu.
Kossu is looking to wear down Milquetoast with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A punch combination from Kossu misses.
Milquetoast bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kossu's head.
Milquetoast lands with a nice body punch.
Kossu dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kossu takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kossu looks to throw the jab but Milquetoast is out of range.
Milquetoast slips a straight right by Kossu.
Kossu misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kossu moves out of range as Milquetoast strikes.
A big right from Kossu misses.
Kossu swings for the body but Milquetoast moves out of range.
Milquetoast slips a straight right by Kossu.
A shot to the liver by Kossu. Beautiful body shot.
Kossu takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T3#
Milquetoast jabs Kossu to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Milquetoast scores with a leg kick.
A jab from Milquetoast does it's job there.
Milquetoast ducks under a wild hook from Kossu.
Milquetoast connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kossu momentarily.
Milquetoast closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kossu misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kossu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Kossu paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Milquetoast throws a series of strikes that have Kossu backpedaling.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Milquetoast throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kossu throws an overhand right that lands on Milquetoast's shoulder, as Milquetoast tries to avoid the shot.
Milquetoast only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Milquetoast gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Milquetoast misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Milquetoast has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Milquetoast throws an overhand right that lands on Kossu's shoulder, as Kossu tries to avoid the shot.
Kossu lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #T4#
Kossu pivots, looking for a leg kick but Milquetoast is out of range and Kossu settles back down.
Kossu throws out a loose jab but Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid it.
Milquetoast has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kossu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Milquetoast.
Kossu looks to score with a jab to the body but Milquetoast is just out of range.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kossu.
Milquetoast punishes Kossu's body with a nice straight punch.
Kossu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Milquetoast wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kossu lands a really nice looking cross but Milquetoast seems unphased.
Kossu looks to score with a jab to the body but Milquetoast is just out of range.
Kossu checks a low kick from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast moves out of range as Kossu throws a body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kossu throws a body shot but no joy.
Kossu looks to throw the jab but Milquetoast is out of range.
Donk. Kossu catches Milquetoast right on the button with a cross.
Milquetoast steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kossu.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Caspar Milquetoast will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Kalle Kossu's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Milquetoast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Donk. Kossu catches Milquetoast right on the button with a cross.
Milquetoast misses with an uppercut. Kossu saw that one coming.
Kossu throws a big shot that misses.
Kossu comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Milquetoast avoids the head kick by Kossu.
A little jabbing left from Milquetoast on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Milquetoast looks to score with a jab to the body but Kossu is just out of range.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Kossu thows a leg kick but Milquetoast checks it
and Milquetoast counters with a low kick, right behind Kossu 's knee.
Milquetoast scores with a leg kick.
Kossu goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Milquetoast connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kossu momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kossu throws a head kick but Milquetoast moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Kossu checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Milquetoast looks to land a body kick but Kossu moved away.
Milquetoast displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kossu throws out the jab.
Milquetoast keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kossu.#T1#
Milquetoast is looking to land body kicks.
Kossu takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kossu takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kossu avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kossu shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Milquetoast is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kossu.
Kossu backing away here, and Milquetoast unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Kossu moves out of range of the leg kick from Milquetoast.
Kossu feinted there with a counter leg kick.
A shot to the body from Milquetoast misses
and Kossu counters with a three punch combo that has Milquetoast backing up. Milquetoast nods at Kossu to acknowledge the strikes.
Kossu attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A little jabbing left from Milquetoast on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Milquetoast throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kossu.
Milquetoast avoids the body shot from Kossu.
Kossu buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kossu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kossu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kossu fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Milquetoast throws a wild body kick that Kossu sees coming a mile off.#T2#
Kossu tries to land a leg kick but Milquetoast saw it coming and moves away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Milquetoast ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Milquetoast lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kossu at a distance.
Kossu dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kossu misses with a low kick.
Milquetoast tries to land a front kick but Kossu steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kossu swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Kossu attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Milquetoast throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kossu throws the left hand but Milquetoast avoids the punch easily.
Good standup being displayed there by Kossu as he connects with a hook.
Milquetoast takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Milquetoast scores with a nice body kick.
A shot to the liver by Milquetoast. Beautiful body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kossu throws a low kick but Milquetoast moves out of range easily.
Kossu throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Milquetoast counters with a three punch combo that has Kossu backing up. Kossu nods at Milquetoast to acknowledge the strikes.
Milquetoast throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.#T3#
Kossu looks to score with a jab to the body but Milquetoast is just out of range.
Milquetoast looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kossu chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Milquetoast can pounce on him.
Kossu takes one to the side of the head.
Milquetoast fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kossu looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Milquetoast lands with a thumping leg kick.
Milquetoast stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kossu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Milquetoast manages to avoid it.
Kossu is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kossu lands with a shot to the body.
Kossu throws out a powerful jab.
Milquetoast connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Milquetoast stalks Kossu and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kossu's face. Kossu staggers backwards, shaken.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Milquetoast pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kossu appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Milquetoast throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kossu cracks Milquetoast with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kossu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast tries a quick counter leg kick but Kossu is wise to it.
Kossu lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #T4#
Kossu throws a front kick aimed at Milquetoast's knee but Milquetoast avoids it well.
Milquetoast looks for the body kick but Kossu saw that one coming.
A low kick lands for Kossu.
Kossu takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Milquetoast takes one to the side of the head.
Nice uppercut there from Milquetoast.
Kossu moves out of range as Milquetoast strikes.
Good exchange - Kossu coming out on top.
Kossu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kossu.
Kossu moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kossu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Milquetoast fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kossu manages to avoid it.
Kossu plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Milquetoast is looking to land body kicks.
Milquetoast moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Caspar Milquetoast.
I think Milquetoast has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: FARTMMA 100: Road to Valhallol
Date: May 23, 2020

#R1#
Sloppy strikes from Milquetoast. Those never looked like landing.
Bangin fires out a quick counter leg kick but Milquetoast just manages to avoid it.
Milquetoast throws the left hand but Bangin avoids the punch easily.
Milquetoast checks the leg kick nicely there.
Milquetoast takes one to the side of the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bangin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A nice side step and Milquetoast releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Milquetoast throws an off balance right hand
and Bangin counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Milquetoast digs a good body shot into Bangin's ribs.
Bangin throws a half hearted mid kick.#CL#
Bangin pushes Milquetoast up against the cage in a clinch.
Bangin swings wildly with an uppercut but Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milquetoast blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bangin scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bangin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bangin misses with a punch on the inside.
Milquetoast blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bangin.
Milquetoast blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bangin has a couple of punches blocked by Milquetoast. #BC2#
Milquetoast breaks the clinch.
Bangin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Milquetoast manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bangin throws a poor cross that misses
and Bangin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Caspar Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bangin.
Milquetoast misses with a body punch
and Bangin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Crunch! Bangin slams his shin into Milquetoast's torso.#CL#
Bangin closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bangin lands a left hand that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
Bangin misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Bangin on the inside.
Bangin misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bangin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bangin misses with the head strike. #BC2#
Milquetoast manages to break the clinch. #T2#
Bangin lands a leg kick that knocks Milquetoast off balance momentarily.
Bangin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bangin throws a body shot but no joy.
Bangin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast thuds a left hand into Bangin's body.
Milquetoast misses with a right hand
letting Bangin counter with a right hand.
Bangin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Milquetoast throws a big shot that misses.
Milquetoast takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Milquetoast looks to throw the jab but Bangin is out of range.
Bangin seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.#CL#
Bangin gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bangin lands a shot to the body.
Milquetoast looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bangin keeps control of Milquetoast as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Milquetoast is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Bangin misses with the head strike.
Bangin misses with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Milquetoast swings wildly with an uppercut but Bangin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bangin struggles to land a body shot inside as Milquetoast controls his hands.
Milquetoast scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bangin tries to work over Milquetoast's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bangin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Milquetoast missing with knees to the body.
Bangin throws a punch but it's blocked by Milquetoast.
Bangin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
Bangin swings wildly with an uppercut but Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid it.
Milquetoast blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC2#
Milquetoast escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Milquetoast misses with a right hand
and Bangin counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Milquetoast throws an off balance right hand
and Bangin counters with a one-two to the body.
A big right from Milquetoast misses.
Bangin tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Milquetoast is able to avoid easily.#T4#
Milquetoast misses with a hook
and Bangin finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bangin slips a jab from Milquetoast.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Milquetoast misses with a wild body shot.
Bangin lets loose with a powerful body kick. Milquetoast will feel that in the morning.
Milquetoast throws a series of punches but Bangin moves out of range.
Bangin defending well as Milquetoast loads up on a big left hand.
Bangin with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Bangin.
Milquetoast misses with a hook
and Bangin counters with a low kick, right behind Milquetoast 's knee.
Bangin throws a body kick that misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bangin.
Bangin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bangin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast looks to score with a jab to the body but Bangin is just out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bangin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Izzy Bangin dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Bangin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Milquetoast at a distance.
Nice jab there from Bangin.
A head kick misses from Milquetoast.
As Milquetoast backs away, Bangin returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Bangin ducks under a wild hook from Milquetoast.
Bangin tries to land a leg kick but Milquetoast saw it coming and moves away.
Bangin tests Milquetoast's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bangin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Milquetoast swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Milquetoast misses with a hook
and Bangin counters with an inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milquetoast throws a leg kick that is checked
and Bangin counters with a good, hard body kick but Milquetoast shrugs it off. #CL#
Bangin closes the distance and clinches.
Bangin tries to throw a body punch but Milquetoast avoids it by throwing Bangin back against the cage.
Bangin throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Milquetoast pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Bangin looks to score with a jab to the body but Milquetoast is just out of range.
A jab from Milquetoast misses.
Milquetoast looks to land a combination but Bangin avoids it well.
Milquetoast on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bangin checks a leg kick.
Bangin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bangin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bangin throws a shot to the body.
Izzy Bangin is winning the standup battle so far.
Bangin is looking to land body kicks.
Bangin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
As Milquetoast backs away, Bangin returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Milquetoast takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A head kick misses from Milquetoast.
Bangin throws a quick counter kick to the body but Milquetoast avoids it.
Milquetoast punishes Bangin's body with a nice straight punch.
A big left from Milquetoast misses.
Bangin tries to counter by clinching up but Milquetoast breaks away and moves out of range.
Milquetoast throws a body shot but no joy. #T2#
Bangin feints and then cracks Milquetoast's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Milquetoast down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Milquetoast has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Milquetoast there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bangin connects with a leg kick.
A lazy left from Bangin finds it's target.
Milquetoast misses with a hook
and Bangin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bangin feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Milquetoasts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Milquetoast throws a low kick but Bangin moves out of range easily.
Bangin lands a nice shot to the body.
Milquetoast misses with a kick to the body.
And Bangin counters with a quick kick to the body but Milquetoast blocks it.
Bangin pivots, looking for a leg kick but Milquetoast is out of range and Bangin settles back down.
Milquetoast looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bangin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A nice combination there by Milquetoast.
Bangin is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bangin defending well as Milquetoast loads up on a big left hand.
Bangin tries to counter by clinching up but Milquetoast breaks away and moves out of range.
Bangin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Milquetoast swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A little jabbing left from Milquetoast on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T3#
Bangin finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Milquetoast's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bangin. That's going to slow Milquetoast down.
Bangin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bangin tries to close the distance and clinch but Milquetoast swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Milquetoast follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Bangin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Bangin doesn't manage to clinch there - Milquetoast circles away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bangin.
Bangin blocks a low kick nicely.
Bangin throws a low kick but Milquetoast avoids it.
Bangin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Milquetoast.
Bangin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Milquetoast ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Milquetoast is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bangin.
Bangin misses with a body kick.
Bangin loads up on a big right hand but Milquetoast slips the punch.#T4#
Milquetoast throws a body kick that misses.
Milquetoast throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bangin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Milquetoast.
Bangin cracks Milquetoast with an open hand slap.
Bangin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bangin slips under a jab from Milquetoast.
Bangin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#CL#
Bangin gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Milquetoast blocks a body shot from Bangin.
Milquetoast blocking some punches.
Milquetoast has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bangin.
Milquetoast's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bangin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Milquetoast tries to work over Bangin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Milquetoast's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Milquetoast scores with a jab to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Izzy Bangin dominated that second round.
That's time! Bangin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R3#
Nice defenses there by Bangin.
Bangin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Milquetoast checks the leg kick nicely there.
Milquetoast lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Milquetoast has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bangin.
Milquetoast will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bangin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast tries a head kick but it misses.
Bangin throws a front kick aimed at Milquetoast's knee but Milquetoast avoids it well.
Good standup being displayed there by Bangin as he connects with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bangin blocks a leg kick.
A left lands for Bangin.
Milquetoast swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bangin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Milquetoast looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Milquetoast avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Milquetoast throws a lazy right hand but Bangin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bangin feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Bangin is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Milquetoast misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A cross from Bangin lands.
Bangin lands a jab to the head.
Bangin throws a body kick that misses.
Bangin scores with a leg kick.
Milquetoast throws a shot to the body.
Milquetoast throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bangin is looking to counter the offense by Milquetoast and move into the clinch.
Bangin avoids the body shot from Milquetoast.
The fighters circling - Milquetoast throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Milquetoast misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bangin cracks Milquetoast with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Milquetoast keeps the fight on the outside.#T2#
The fighters circling - Milquetoast throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
An attempted straight right counter from Bangin misses the target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bangin cracks Milquetoast with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Milquetoast looks to land a right hand but Bangin moved out of range.
Bangin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Milquetoast looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bangin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Milquetoast takes one to the chin there.
Milquetoast throws a leg kick but Bangin moved away.
Milquetoast throws a big shot that misses.
Bangin misses with a straight left.
Bangin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Milquetoast is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bangin avoids the head kick by Milquetoast.
Bangin scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bangin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Milquetoast has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#T3#
Bangin thumps Milquetoast with a low kick.
A nice combination there by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a hook but Bangin avoids it easily.
Bangin swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Milquetoast looks to land a left hand but Bangin moved out of range nicely.
Milquetoast pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bangin half committed to a counter leg kick.
Bangin lands a jab.
Bangin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bangin bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Milquetoast's head backwards.
Decent striking displayed by Bangin there.
Milquetoast has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bangin finds it's way round the side to connect with Milquetoast's head.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bangin.
Milquetoast only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Milquetoast missing with a left hand there. Bangin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bangin is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Milquetoast walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Milquetoast avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #T4#
Bangin takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Milquetoast misses with a double jab #CL#
and Bangin counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Milquetoast is trying to break the clinch but Bangin is controlling him.#BC2#
Milquetoast's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Milquetoast crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bangin - the referee stops the clock and Milquetoast gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bangin. Milquetoast manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bangin tests Milquetoast's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Milquetoast throws a hook but Bangin blocks it.
Milquetoast misses with a lunging right hand
and Bangin counters with a good low kick that Milquetoast was not able to check.
Bangin misses with an uppercut. Milquetoast saw that one coming.
Milquetoast dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bangin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Milquetoast.
Bangin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Milquetoast.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bangin. That's going to slow Milquetoast down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Izzy Bangin clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R4#
Bangin avoids the body shot from Milquetoast.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Milquetoast. Bangin shrugs it off though.
An inside leg kick from Milquetoast misses.
Milquetoast lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bangin will feel that in the morning.
A swing and a miss from Milquetoast.
A shot to the liver by Milquetoast. Beautiful body shot.
Bangin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Milquetoast swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Milquetoast throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bangin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bangin ducks under a wild hook from Milquetoast.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milquetoast misses with a head kick.
Milquetoast has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bangin.
Milquetoast walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses. #T1#
Milquetoast misses with a right hand
letting Bangin counter with a right hand.
Milquetoast lands a nice hook to Bangin's body. Bangin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bangin. That's going to slow Milquetoast down.
Bangin connects with a leg kick.
Milquetoast misses with a straight right.
Bangin appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bangin scores with a hook.
Bangin explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bangin lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Bangin.
Bangin uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Milquetoast has time to react.
Milquetoast tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bangin tried to counter with a leg kick but Milquetoast avoided it.
Bangin with the inside leg kick.
Milquetoast throws a low kick but Bangin moves out of range easily.
Milquetoast pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bangin is out of range and Milquetoast settles back down. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bangin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bangin cracks Milquetoast with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Milquetoast throws a hook to the side of Bangin's head but Bangin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Milquetoast rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bangin counters with a nice uppercut.
A leg kick checked by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast delivers a nice body kick.
Milquetoast uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Bangin lands a nice leg kick that just misses Milquetoast's sensitive parts.
Bangin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Milquetoast can do to turn this around?
Milquetoast misses with an uppercut.
Bangin ducks under a wild hook from Milquetoast.
Bangin tries to close the distance and clinch but Milquetoast swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Milquetoast was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bangin. Milquetoast shrugs it off though.
Bangin scores with a kick to the body. #T3#
Bangin ducks under a wild hook from Milquetoast.#CL#
Bangin instigates a clinch.
Milquetoast blocking some punches.
Bangin can't find room to land a body shot as Milquetoast controls the action.
Bangin can't find room to land a body shot as Milquetoast controls the action.
Nice body punch from Milquetoast.
Bangin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bangin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bangin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bangin pressing his opponent against the cage.
Bangin swings wildly with an uppercut but Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bangin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Milquetoast's elbow. #T4#
Bangin scores with a shot to the side of Milquetoast's head.
Milquetoast blocks an uppercut.
Bangin has a couple of punches blocked by Milquetoast.
Bangin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Milquetoast looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Milquetoast tries to break the clinch but Bangin is controlling the position.
Bangin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Milquetoast lands an elbow that stopped Bangin in his tracks for a moment.
Bangin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #BC2#
Milquetoast breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice defenses there by Bangin.
Milquetoast tries to move into range but Bangin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bangin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Milquetoast misses the shot to the body.
Milquetoast misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Izzy Bangin had his way with Caspar Milquetoast in that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R5#
Milquetoast throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bangin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Milquetoast tries a head kick but it misses. #CL#
Bangin has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bangin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bangin lands a nice uppercut.#BC2#
Milquetoast breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bangin keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #CL#
Bangin pushes Milquetoast up against the cage in a clinch.
Milquetoast is trying to push Bangin away but Bangin has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Milquetoast is looking to break free of the clinch but Bangin has double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bangin throws a head punch that misses.
Bangin misses with the head strike.
Bangin working aggressively here.
Bangin tries to work over Milquetoast's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Milquetoast blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Bangin. #T1#
Bangin misses with a body punch.
Izzy Bangin has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bangin has a couple of punches blocked by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bangin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bangin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards. #BC2#
Milquetoast's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Milquetoast lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bangin with a nice calf kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Bangin blocks the leg kick.
Bangin is looking to counter with a body kick.
Bangin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Milquetoast. That did some damage!
Milquetoast throws a jab when Bangin was well out of range.
Milquetoast throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bangin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Milquetoast throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bangin was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A jab from Bangin does it's job there.#T2#
Milquetoast throws a nice outside leg kick.
Milquetoast throws a looping overhand right but Bangin ducks down to avoid it.
Bangin throws a front kick that sends Milquetoast stumbling back into the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Milquetoast throws a half hearted mid kick.
Milquetoast swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Milquetoast takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Milquetoast takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bangin scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bangin is looking to score with low kicks.
Bangin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Milquetoast misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Milquetoast takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Milquetoast fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A slow jab from Milquetoast misses its intended target.
Milquetoast tries a head kick but it misses. #T3#
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Milquetoast tries to move into range but Bangin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bangin chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bangin wants to clinch.
Milquetoast waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bangin.
Caspar Milquetoast has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Milquetoast throws a jab but it's blocked by Bangin.
Milquetoast tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bangin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Some wild striking there from Milquetoast.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bangin checks a leg kick.
Milquetoast takes one to the side of the head. #T4#
Bangin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bangin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Milquetoast throws a hook but Bangin blocks it.
Bangin appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bangin.
A big right from Milquetoast misses.
Milquetoast throws a jab but it's blocked by Bangin.
Bangin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that Bangin semi-blocks.
Milquetoast misses with a hook
and Bangin makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Milquetoast misses with a combination
and Bangin counters with a good low kick that Milquetoast was not able to check.
Milquetoast is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses
and Bangin counters with a nice body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Izzy Bangin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bangin has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 50:45
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 50:45
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Izzy Bangin!
Izzy Bangin retains his welterweight title!
A relieved looking Izzy Bangin thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: FARTMMA 93
Date: Apr 04, 2020

#R1#
Johansson throws a series of punches but Milquetoast moves out of range. #TD2#
Johansson closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Johansson lands in his opponent's guard.
Milquetoast is controlling Johansson's posture.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Johansson's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Johansson wants to control from the top but Milquetoast keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Milquetoast is trying to control the position from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johansson is looking to work some ground and pound but Milquetoast has wrist control.
Johansson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Milquetoast is trying to control the position but Johansson postures up. #T1#
Johansson stays in close to Milquetoast's body and controls the position.
Johansson won't allow Milquetoast to sweep him here.
Johansson postures up. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Johansson missing with a left hand there. Milquetoast was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Milquetoast is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Milquetoast throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Caspar Milquetoast is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD2#
Johansson scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Milquetoast is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Johansson throwing shots but missing, from side control. #SU2#
Johansson decides to stand up, so the ref orders Milquetoast to his feet.
A right-left combo lands from Milquetoast. #CUT#
It looks like Pauli Johansson has been cut.
Milquetoast fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johansson manages to avoid it.
Johansson stalks Milquetoast and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Milquetoast's face. Milquetoast staggers backwards, shaken.#CUT2#
It looks like Caspar Milquetoast has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Johansson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #T2#
Milquetoast lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Johansson tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Milquetoast lands a nice hook to Johansson's body. Johansson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Milquetoast wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Johansson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Johansson.
Milquetoast takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Milquetoast misses with a looping left.
Johansson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Milquetoast sprawls well. Milquetoast wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Johansson gets slowly back to his feet.
A decent looking cross lands there for Milquetoast.
Milquetoast cracks Johansson with an open hand slap.#T3#
Milquetoast uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Milquetoast dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Johansson. That did some damage!
Milquetoast lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Johansson lands with a hook. Milquetoast tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Milquetoast throws a hook to the side of Johansson's head but Johansson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Johansson misses with an uppercut.
Johansson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Milquetoast throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A head kick from Milquetoast lands but Johansson takes it in his stride.
Johansson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Milquetoast tries a low kick but Johansson avoids it.
Johansson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Milquetoast as he avoids it easily.
Milquetoast throwing a counter right hand but Johansson manages to avoid it.
Caspar Milquetoast has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pauli Johansson.
Milquetoast cracks Johansson with a right hand to the side of the head.#KD#
Milquetoast lands a big head kick that sends Johansson tumbling to the mat! Milquetoast takes a step backwards and waves Johansson back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#
Johansson is rocked!
Johansson has his takedown stuffed
and Milquetoast counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: FARTMMA 86
Date: Feb 28, 2020

#R1#
Pikachu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast misses with a lunging right hand #TD#
and Pikachu counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Milquetoast!
Pikachu moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Pikachu working away.
Milquetoast is not content to let Pikachu control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Milquetoast is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milquetoast gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Pikachu wants to take a breather but Milquetoast is having none of it. #T1#
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Pikachu in particular looking to stall.
Pikachu's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Milquetoast gets full guard.
Pikachu is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Milquetoast tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pikachu trying to control but Milquetoast is working from the bottom.
Pikachu tries to free his leg and advance position but Milquetoast is retaining full guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Milquetoast lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Pikachu keeping moving, preventing Milquetoast from controlling successfully.
Milquetoast wants to get up but he can't break Pikachu's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Pikachu is trying to control the position but Milquetoast postures up.
Milquetoast trying to control but Pikachu is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Pikachu is trying to control the position but Milquetoast postures up.
Milquetoast throwing strikes but missing.
Milquetoast postures up. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Caspar Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Milquetoast throws a nice looking combination but Pikachu bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pikachu tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Milquetoast swivels and escapes.
Milquetoast looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #T3##TD#
Pikachu closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Pikachu lands in his opponent's guard.
Pikachu stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Milquetoast swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pikachu slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Milquetoast wants to sweep but no luck.
Pikachu controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Pikachu wants to control from the top but Milquetoast keeps moving.
Milquetoast trying to control the position here. #T4#
Milquetoast being controlled here, momentarily.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Caspar Milquetoast is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pikachu throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Milquetoast's waist but Milquetoast gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Pikachu off to one side.
Milquetoast lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CUT2#
It looks like Detektyw Pikachu has been cut.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Milquetoast throws a left and a right that both miss #TD#
and Pikachu counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Pikachu is stalling here. Milquetoast is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Pikachu seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Milquetoast has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Milquetoast wants to stand but Pikachu has his arm trapped.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Detektyw Pikachu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Detektyw Pikachu's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Pikachu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pikachu was well out of range. Poor timing from Milquetoast.#TD#
Pikachu looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Milquetoast controlling the position for now.#SUB#
Pikachu seems to be looking for submissions.
Milquetoast wants to improve his position but Pikachu is controlling well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pikachu is looking to take a break and control but Milquetoast is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Milquetoast slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Milquetoast keeping moving, preventing Pikachu from controlling successfully.
Milquetoast tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Milquetoast controlling the position.
Pikachu seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Milquetoast not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Pikachu chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Milquetoast can pounce on him.
Pikachu avoids a punch combination nicely.
A shot to the body from Milquetoast misses #TD#
and Pikachu counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Milquetoast is trying to stand.
Pikachu is looking to stall here but Milquetoast recovers full guard.
Milquetoast is trying to keep Pikachu in close.
Milquetoast keeping full guard, as Pikachu tries to pass.
Pikachu trying to control but Milquetoast is working from the bottom. #T3##SUB#
Pikachu drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Milquetoast manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Pikachu has Milquetoast in his guard.#REVB#
Detektyw Pikachu overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Pikachu is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Milquetoast is aware though and is defending well.
Milquetoast trying to control but Pikachu is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Pikachu is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Milquetoast trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Milquetoast must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T4##SU2#
Milquetoast decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Milquetoast misses with a hook. Pikachu ducked under it nicely.
Pikachu fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Pikachu has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Nice takedown defense from Milquetoast. No joy for Pikachu on that attempt.
Milquetoast scores with a hook to the body. Pikachu takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pikachu is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Milquetoast feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pikachu's calf.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Milquetoast has knocked Pikachu down with a huge combo! Milquetoast steps away and waves a wobbly Pikachu back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Pikachu is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pikachu is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Milquetoast doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Pikachu crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Pikachu's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: FARTMMA 80:
Date: Jan 18, 2020

#R1#
Milquetoast moves out of range of the strikes.
Kossu with a nice cross.
Milquetoast slips under a jab from Kossu.
Kossu takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kalle Kossu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kossu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Milquetoast gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A slow jab from Kossu misses its intended target.
Milquetoast throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kossu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A swing and a miss from Milquetoast.
A little feinted left hand from Kossu on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Kossu throws a lazy head kick
enabling Milquetoast to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#
It looks like Kalle Kossu has been cut.
Milquetoast on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Milquetoast waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kossu.
Kossu fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kossu misses the jab.
Milquetoast throws a body kick that misses.
Milquetoast tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kossu was well out of range. Poor timing from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kossu misses with a straight right.
Kossu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Milquetoast scores with a jab.
Kossu throws the left hand but Milquetoast avoids the punch easily.#T1#
Milquetoast throws a leg kick but Kossu sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kossu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a head kick but Kossu moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Milquetoast.
Milquetoast slips under a jab from Kossu.
Milquetoast fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kossu manages to avoid it.
Milquetoast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast throws a body punch but Kossu moves out of range.
Milquetoast needs to keep his hands up - Kossu had a free shot at his head there.
Kossu has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Malmi Aitta in the buildup to the fight.
Kossu ducks under a wild hook from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a body punch but Kossu moves out of range.
Kossu tries a head kick but it misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kossu darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Milquetoast moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kossu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Milquetoast.
Milquetoast let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Milquetoast connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kossu. Kossu circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kossu throws a sloppy head kick and Milquetoast moves out of range easily.
Milquetoast lands a nice shot that snaps Kossu's head back.
Kossu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T2#
Kossu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kossu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Milquetoast throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Milquetoast looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Milquetoast ducks under a wild hook from Kossu.
Milquetoast throws a body shot but no joy.
Kossu slips a jab and a cross from Milquetoast.
Kossu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Milquetoast scores with a leg kick.
Kossu's jab looks to have found its range, popping Milquetoast under the eye.
Kossu misses with a hook.
Kossu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Milquetoast.
Kossu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kossu takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Milquetoast walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Milquetoast on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Milquetoast lands with a right hand.
Kossu misses with an uppercut.
Milquetoast misses with a head kick.
Kossu scores with a jab. Milquetoast acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Milquetoast throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T3#
Kossu misses with a hook. Milquetoast ducked under it nicely.
Milquetoast lands with an uppercut that bounces Kossu off the cage and back into range.
A swing and a miss from Kossu.
Kossu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kossu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kossu lands an overhand right.
Kossu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast scores with a nice right hand.
Kossu checks a low kick from Milquetoast.
A shot to the liver by Milquetoast. Beautiful body shot.
A head kick misses from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a hook but Kossu blocks it.
Kossu throws a head kick but Milquetoast moves out of range.
Kossu loads up on a big right hand but Milquetoast slips the punch.
Milquetoast staying out of range there.
Milquetoast uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kossu.
Milquetoast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Milquetoast pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kossu is out of range and Milquetoast settles back down.
Kossu throws a jab but it's blocked by Milquetoast. #T4#
The fighters circle momentarily. Kossu darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice straight punches there by Kossu. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kossu.
Milquetoast staying out of range there.
Kossu takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nice uppercut lands for Kossu. That snapped Milquetoast's head back.
Milquetoast steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kossu.
A telegraphed right hand from Milquetoast misses the target.
Milquetoast gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kossu.
Kossu throws a head kick that misses.
Kossu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Milquetoast throws out the jab.
A head kick from Kossu lands but Milquetoast takes it in his stride.
A slow jab from Kossu misses its intended target.
Milquetoast avoids the head kick by Kossu.
A jab from Milquetoast misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A swing and a miss from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Milquetoast slips under a jab.
Kossu throws a lazy right hand but Milquetoast sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Milquetoast avoids the head kick by Kossu.
Milquetoast looks like he wants to counter punch here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kalle Kossu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kalle Kossu's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Milquetoast moves away from the strike by Kossu.
Milquetoast lands a head kick. Kossu smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kossu takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kossu avoids the body shot from Milquetoast.
Kossu misses with an uppercut. Milquetoast saw that one coming.
Kossu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Milquetoast.
A leg kick checked by Kossu.
Milquetoast slips under a jab.
Kossu backing away here, and Milquetoast unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Kossu misses with a lunging right hand
and Milquetoast connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kossu throws a looping overhand right but Milquetoast ducks down to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Kossu.
Milquetoast pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little feinted left hand from Kossu on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Kossu throws a hook but Milquetoast avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kossu throws a sloppy head kick and Milquetoast moves out of range easily.
Milquetoast tries to work over Kossu's front leg with a kick but Kossu checks it.
Milquetoast misses with a body kick.
Milquetoast throws a jab when Kossu was well out of range.
Kossu throws a jab but it's blocked by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kossu.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A clash of legs there as Kossu blocks the low kick.#T1#
Kossu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It seemed like Milquetoast was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Milquetoast bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kossu misses with a straight right.
Kossu misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Kossu.
Kalle Kossu is winning the standup battle so far.
Kossu throws a head kick that misses.
Milquetoast throws out a counter right but Kossu avoids it with no problem.
Milquetoast misses with a wild body shot.
Kossu walks into a left hand.
Nice defenses there by Milquetoast.
Kossu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Despite the aggression on Milquetoast's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Milquetoast tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kossu was well out of range. Poor timing from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast with a nice cross.#ROC2#
Kossu is rocked!#CUT2#
Kalle Kossu's cut is getting worse.
Milquetoast looks for the body kick but Kossu saw that one coming.
Kossu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Milquetoast.
Kossu checks a low kick from Milquetoast.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Milquetoast uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kossu.
Kossu with a nice cross.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kossu.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kossu uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Milquetoast has time to react.#T2#
Milquetoast throws a big shot that misses.
Kossu throws a head kick that misses.
Milquetoast steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Milquetoast dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Milquetoast throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kossu works the jab nicely.
Kossu throws a big shot that misses.
Milquetoast has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Milquetoast throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kossu.
Kossu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Milquetoast misses with a double jab.
Kossu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Milquetoast.
Milquetoast misses with a low kick.
Milquetoast slips under a jab.
Milquetoast walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A cross from Kossu lands.
Kossu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Milquetoast.
Kossu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Milquetoast scores with a jab.
Milquetoast will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Milquetoast slips a straight right by Kossu.
Kossu throws a head kick that misses. #T3#
Milquetoast fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kossu has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Milquetoast swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Milquetoast misses with a head kick.
Kossu takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Milquetoast misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kossu tests Milquetoast's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kossu blocks the body kick.
The fighters circling - Milquetoast throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Milquetoast misses the shot to the body.
A big right from Kossu misses.
Milquetoast doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kossu is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Milquetoast tries a low kick but Kossu avoids it.
Kossu getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Milquetoast throws a series of punches but Kossu moves out of range.
Milquetoast pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kossu is out of range and Milquetoast settles back down.
Kossu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kossu scores with a punch to the head.
Kossu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Milquetoast.
Kossu moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kossu throws a poor cross that misses
and Milquetoast counters with a left to the body.
Kossu blocks a jab.
Kossu with a nice cross.
Kossu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kossu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Kossu takes one to the chin there.
Kossu connects with a jab.
Good exchange - Kossu coming out on top.
Kossu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kossu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Milquetoast unleashes a big counter combination but Kossu bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Milquetoast drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kossu throws a right hand that misses
and Milquetoast counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kossu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kossu slips under a jab from Milquetoast.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kossu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Milquetoast.
Kossu slips a jab from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kossu.
Kossu scores with a jab. Milquetoast acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Caspar Milquetoast will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Kalle Kossu's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Milquetoast goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kossu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Milquetoast.
Kossu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Milquetoast sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Milquetoast takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kossu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Milquetoast steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kossu.
Kossu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Milquetoast.
Kossu throwing a counter right hand but Milquetoast manages to avoid it.
Milquetoast displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kossu throws out the jab.
Kossu scores with a nice head shot.
Kossu lands a jab.
A big right from Kossu misses.
Milquetoast takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Milquetoast slips under a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milquetoast jabs Kossu to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kossu lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kossu misses with a straight right.
Milquetoast swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Milquetoast misses with a leg kick.
Kossu throws a hook but Milquetoast avoids it easily.
Kossu feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Milquetoasts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T1#
A swing and a miss from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Milquetoast throws a big shot that misses.
Decent striking displayed by Kossu there.
Kossu throws out a loose jab but Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid it.
Milquetoast takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kossu.
A slapping leg kick lands for Milquetoast.
A swing and a miss from Kossu.
Milquetoast lands a right hook to the body.
Milquetoast dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kossu. That did some damage!
Kossu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Milquetoast throws out a counter right but Kossu avoids it with no problem.
Kossu misses with a hook. Milquetoast ducked under it nicely.
Milquetoast throws a sloppy head kick and Kossu moves out of range easily.
A big left from Kossu misses.
Milquetoast takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Milquetoast staying out of range there.
Kossu scores with a jab to the head. #T2#
Kossu throws a jab when Milquetoast was well out of range.
The fighters circling - Kossu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kossu scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kossu.
Milquetoast swings for the body but Kossu moves out of range.
Milquetoast walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A bone on bone clash there as Kossu blocks the leg kick.
Milquetoast drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Milquetoast throws a series of strikes that have Kossu backpedaling.
Kossu misses with a head kick.
Milquetoast lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Milquetoast throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Milquetoast dips to his left and cracks Kossu with an uppercut!
Oh Kossu is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Milquetoast slips a jab from Kossu.
Milquetoast looks to score with a jab to the body but Kossu is just out of range.
Kossu seems to have got his legs back now.
Kossu scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kossu throws a jab but it's blocked by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a leg kick but Kossu sees it coming and checks it nicely. #T3#
Kossu swings widly with a right hand
and Milquetoast counters with a left to the body.
Kossu closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kossu getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Milquetoast moves out of range as Kossu strikes.
Milquetoast steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kossu.
Kossu throws a sloppy head kick and Milquetoast moves out of range easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kossu misses with an uppercut
and Milquetoast cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kossu takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Milquetoast misses with a head kick.
Milquetoast jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Milquetoast goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Milquetoast displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kossu throws out the jab.
Kossu goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Kossu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Milquetoast thumps Kossu with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Milquetoast misses with a series of wild punches. #T4#
A looping hook to the body misses from Milquetoast. Kossu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Milquetoast steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kossu.
Milquetoast moves out of range of the strikes.
Jab by Kossu.
Kossu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Milquetoast sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kossu looks to throw the jab but Milquetoast is out of range.
Milquetoast blocks a jab.
Milquetoast uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kossu.
Milquetoast waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kossu.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Milquetoast ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice shot by Kossu.
Milquetoast ducks under a wild hook from Kossu.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kossu misses with a hook. Milquetoast ducked under it nicely.
Kossu misses with a lunging right hand
and Milquetoast counters with a nice body shot.
Kossu staying out of range there.
Milquetoast missing with a left hand there. Kossu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kossu throws a hook but Milquetoast avoids it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kalle Kossu showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kossu has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Kalle Kossu!
Kalle Kossu decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: FARTMMA 73
Date: Nov 30, 2019

#R1#
Milquetoast throws a hook to the side of Popper's head but Popper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Milquetoast has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Popper is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Milquetoast misses with a looping left.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It looked like Popper was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Milquetoast misses with a low kick.
Milquetoast scores with the left hand. Popper knows he should have avoided that one.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking kick to the body. Popper takes a step back to recover.
Nice cross by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milquetoast throws a right hand that misses
and Milquetoast takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Milquetoast loads up on a big right hand but Popper slips the punch.
Milquetoast swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Popper went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Caspar Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#KD2#
Milquetoast lands a big head kick that sends Popper tumbling to the mat! Milquetoast takes a step backwards and waves Popper back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Popper is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Bung Popper has been cut.#T1#
Are you kidding me?! Milquetoast ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Popper clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: FARTMMA 67
Date: Oct 19, 2019

#R1#
Milquetoast takes a swing at Erwin's ribcage but misses.
Erwin is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Milquetoast misses with a leg kick #TD2#
and Erwin counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Milquetoast is trying to control but can't.
Milquetoast is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Erwin is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#SUB2#
Erwin is looking for a kimura here.
Erwin trying to control from half guard but Milquetoast is working away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Erwin slows the pace down in half guard. #SUB2#
Erwin is working for a submission of some sort. #T1##SUB2#
Erwin is looking for a kimura but Milquetoast is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Erwin to get the leverage.
Milquetoast is holding on to half guard well.
Milquetoast is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Erwin is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Milquetoast has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Erwin is working away from the top position though.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Erwin wants to take a breather but Milquetoast is having none of it. #SUB2#
Erwin is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Milquetoast wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Erwin wants to work for an arm triangle but Milquetoast is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Erwin wants to control but Milquetoast is keeping him busy. #T3##SUB2#
Erwin is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB2#
Erwin is working for a submission of some sort.
Milquetoast is trying to maintain the position but Erwin is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB2#
Erwin is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB2#
Milquetoast is defending against the submission attempts here by Erwin.
Milquetoast wants to improve his position but Erwin is controlling well. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Erwin is looking to take a break and control but Milquetoast is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Erwin seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB2#
Erwin is looking for a kimura but Milquetoast is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Erwin to get the leverage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Erwin looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB2#
Erwin seems to be looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derek Erwin dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Milquetoast throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Erwin decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Milquetoast's guard.
Milquetoast keeping moving, preventing Erwin from controlling successfully.
Erwin passes Milquetoast's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Erwin looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Milquetoast has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Erwin is working away from the top position though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milquetoast manages to get to full guard.
Milquetoast has his hands on Erwin's head, controlling the position.
We've been informed that Erwin has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
Erwin pushes down on Milquetoast's leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB2#
Erwin is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Erwin is keen to just control but Milquetoast is a slippery customer.
Milquetoast knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Erwin on the ground.#SUB2#
Erwin is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB2#
Erwin is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Milquetoast sees it coming and defends easily.
Milquetoast is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Milquetoast is holding on to half guard well.#SUB2#
Milquetoast is defending against the submission attempts here by Erwin.
Erwin trying to control from half guard but Milquetoast is working away. #T3#
Milquetoast is trying to control but can't. #SUB2#
Erwin seems to be working for a kimura but Milquetoast defends the submission attempt.
Milquetoast is trying is best to control the position here.
Milquetoast is trying to maintain the position but Erwin is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB2#
Erwin is working for a submission of some sort.
Milquetoast is trying to get back to full guard.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Erwin is pressing down on Milquetoast's thigh, looking to free his foot. Milquetoast is holding on for now.
Erwin is looking to take a break and control but Milquetoast is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A big left from Milquetoast misses.
Milquetoast throws a sloppy head kick and Erwin moves out of range easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Milquetoast looks for the body kick but Erwin saw that one coming.
Erwin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Milquetoast can pounce on him.
A head kick by Milquetoast misses #TD2#
and Erwin counters with a nice double leg into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derek Erwin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Erwin moves out of range as Milquetoast strikes.
And Erwin tries to counter it with a takedown but Milquetoast pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A looping hook to the body misses from Erwin. Milquetoast does a little dance to reset his feet.
Erwin checks the leg kick nicely there.
And Erwin tries to counter it with a takedown but Milquetoast pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A chopping leg kick lands by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Erwin counters with a takedown into side control. #SUB2#
Erwin tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Erwin has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Milquetoast trying to remain calm as Erwin controls from the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Erwin wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Milquetoast, who protects the arm well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Erwin goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Milquetoast rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Erwin's guard! Nice work there by Milquetoast! #T1#
Milquetoast slips nicely into half guard.#SUB2#
Erwin looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Erwin gets full guard.
Milquetoast wants to stand but Erwin has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Milquetoast postures up. #SUB2#
Erwin is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Erwin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Erwin is trying to control the position but Milquetoast postures up.
Derek Erwin is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Milquetoast is looking to stand up but Erwin won't let him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Erwin has control of Milquetoast's left arm, preventing Milquetoast from doing any damage.
Erwin being controlled here, momentarily.
Milquetoast tries to free his leg and advance position but Erwin is retaining full guard.
Erwin seems keen to control Milquetoast's posture.
Erwin looking for a sweep. Not yet Erwin, not yet.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Milquetoast wants to control from the top but Erwin keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking kick to the body. Erwin takes a step back to recover.
Milquetoast throws an overhand right that lands on Erwin's shoulder, as Erwin tries to avoid the shot.
Milquetoast lands a right hook to the body.
Caspar Milquetoast has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Erwin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Erwin is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
The fighters circling - Milquetoast throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And Erwin tries to counter it with a takedown but Milquetoast pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Erwin checks the leg kick.
Milquetoast looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Milquetoast scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Milquetoast lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Milquetoast. Erwin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Caspar Milquetoast is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T4#
Milquetoast throws a leg kick which misses Erwin's front leg but catches the back leg as Erwin tries to avoid it.
Milquetoast lands a really nice looking cross but Erwin seems unphased.
Nice uppercut there from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast swings for the body but Erwin moves out of range.
Erwin feints the counter takedown.
Milquetoast swings widly with a right hand #TD2#
and Erwin counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Erwin showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Caspar Milquetoast showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Erwin has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 28:29
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Derek Erwin!
Our winner, Derek Erwin, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: FARTMMA 60
Date: Sep 07, 2019

#R1#
Milquetoast misses with a kick to the body.
Caspar Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Milquetoast dodges the punch combination from McCallum.
Milquetoast is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A cross from McCallum lands.
Milquetoast loads up on a big right hand but McCallum slips the punch.
No joy there for Milquetoast, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #TD2#
Milquetoast tries to sprawl but McCallum drives through with a takedown into half guard.
McCallum lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Milquetoast is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Milquetoast's coaches at The Coffee Shop have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
McCallum wants to lay and pray for a moment but Milquetoast keeps working.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McCallum throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McCallum working Milquetoast over with strikes. #T1#
McCallum landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McCallum winds up and cracks Milquetoast with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Milquetoast tries to roll over but McCallum keeps him under control.
McCallum thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McCallum throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McCallum sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Milquetoast defending well though.
McCallum throwing shots but Milquetoast is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Milquetoast has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. McCallum is working away from the top position though.
McCallum has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McCallum working over Milquetoast with some ground and pound. Milquetoast looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
McCallum is trying to control. Milquetoast wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McCallum is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
McCallum is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #T2#
Milquetoast keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Milquetoast on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw McCallum working his ground and pound in the gym.
McCallum seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McCallum drops an elbow to the side of Milquetoast's head.
Milquetoast is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McCallum scores with a couple of nice shots.#ROC2#
Milquetoast is rocked!
McCallum is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Milquetoast is hurt! He's hurt bad - McCallum fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Milquetoast from any more punishment! Congratulations to McCallum! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy McCallum!
A victorious Andy McCallum thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: FARTMMA 51
Date: Jul 21, 2019

#R1#
Milquetoast misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bronco.
Bronco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL#
Bronco has managed to clinch.
Bronco softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bronco is trying to pull guard but Milquetoast turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Bronco drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Milquetoast gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bronco has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Milquetoast avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Bronco. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Milquetoast pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bronco throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sloppy strikes from Milquetoast. Those never looked like landing.
Milquetoast swings away with a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bronco misses with a looping right.
Milquetoast swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Milquetoast catches Bronco with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Milquetoast misses with the body kick#TD#
and Bronco counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Milquetoast!
Milquetoast really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bronco. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bronco in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Bronco advances to full mount.
Bronco working Milquetoast over with strikes here. #T1#
Bronco landing strikes from the mount.
Bronco tries to control but Milquetoast wriggling away. #SUB#
Bronco jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Milquetoast manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Sloppy strikes there by Bronco.
Milquetoast stops Bronco from passing to mount.
Bronco working away.
An elbow from Bronco crashes against the mat.
Milquetoast is trying to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Bronco is working to tighten his grip on Milquetoast's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Milquetoast has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Bronco is really squeezing tight and eventually Milquetoast passes out! Bronco breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Johnny Bronco!
After winning the bout, Johnny Bronco thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: FARTMMA 44
Date: Jun 22, 2019

#R1#
Matsu fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Milquetoast avoids it really well and circles away.
Milquetoast looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Milquetoast throws a nice outside leg kick.
Milquetoast lands a jab.
Matsu tries to score a power double leg takedown but Milquetoast sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Matsu somewhat.
Matsu takes a kick to the side of the head.#CUT#
It looks like Tazawa Matsu has been cut.
Tazawa Matsu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Matsu avoids the head kick by Milquetoast.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Matsu fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Caspar Milquetoast has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tazawa Matsu.
Milquetoast thuds his right hand into Matsu's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Matsu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Milquetoast.
A jab lands there for Milquetoast.
Milquetoast loads up on a big right hand but Matsu slips the punch.#T1#
Matsu fails to land the takedown.
Milquetoast stuffs the takedown.
As Matsu looks to move away, Milquetoast throws a big counter combo but Matsu just gets out of the way.
Matsu shoots for a takedown but Milquetoast saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Matsu looks to land a left hand but Milquetoast moved out of range nicely.
Milquetoast lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Matsu at a distance.
Milquetoast bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Matsu keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Milquetoast swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Matsu is defended easily by Milquetoast.
Matsu avoids a punch combination nicely.
Matsu slips a straight right by Milquetoast.
Matsu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Milquetoast pinned against the cage. Milquetoast gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #KD#
Milquetoast drops Matsu with a beautiful combination! Matsu stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Milquetoast is looking for the KO!#ROC#
Matsu is rocked!#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL2#
Matsu takes the fight into the clinch.
Milquetoast leaning against his opponent.
Milquetoast has a couple of punches blocked by Matsu.
Milquetoast prevents the takedown attempt. #BC#
Milquetoast manages to break the clinch.
Milquetoast shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Matsu eats them both and turns towards Milquetoast to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Milquetoast displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Matsu.
Matsu avoids the head kick by Milquetoast.
A left lands for Milquetoast.
Matsu dives in for a single leg takedown but Milquetoast sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Milquetoast works Matsu's body with a nice hook.
Jab, jab by Milquetoast - just one landing.
Milquetoast slaps away a takedown attempt from Matsu, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Matsu looks winded!#T3#
A cross from Milquetoast lands.
Matsu is still on wobbly legs! Can Milquetoast finish him?
Matsu gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Milquetoast misses with a low kick.
Milquetoast cracks Matsu with an open hand slap.
Nice body punch from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Matsu.
Matsu seems to have recovered his senses.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot. #KD#
Milquetoast lands a big uppercut and Matsu crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Matsu looks OK. Milquetoast waves Matsu back to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Milquetoast looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Milquetoast slips under a jab.
Milquetoast showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Matsu.
Matsu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Milquetoast sprawls well. Milquetoast wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Matsu gets slowly back to his feet.#T4#
Milquetoast slips under a jab from Matsu.
Milquetoast misses with a jab, cross combination.
Matsu with a lazy takedown attempt
and Milquetoast counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Matsu doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Milquetoast counters with a straight right hand.
Milquetoast drops Matsu with a big left hand! Matsu is injured, injured bad! Milquetoast jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 27, 2019

#R1#
Milquetoast is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Xander.#CUT#
It looks like Caspar Milquetoast has been cut.
Xander misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jab, jab by Xander - just one landing.
Milquetoast lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #CUT2#
It looks like Ford Xander has been cut.
Milquetoast comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Milquetoast walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Xander checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Xander throws a series of punches but Milquetoast avoids them all with ease.
Xander throws a sloppy head kick and Milquetoast moves out of range easily.
Milquetoast scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Milquetoast connects with a jab.
Xander takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Xander misses with a body kick.
Milquetoast lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Xander fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Milquetoast has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Milquetoast with a nice cross.
Xander misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Milquetoast throws a right and a left that Xander avoids nicely.
Milquetoast misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Milquetoast scores with a decent looking hook.#ROC2#
Xander is rocked!#CUT2#
Ford Xander's cut is getting worse.
Caspar Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Xander gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Milquetoast points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Xander wakes up just in time to hear Milquetoast thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 20, 2019

#R1#
Schwartzmuller fails in his attempt to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Milquetoast on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schwartzmuller uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lunges at Schwartzmuller with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Schwartzmuller's hand. #CUT#
It looks like Hans Schwartzmuller has been cut.
Milquetoast throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Schwartzmuller. #CL2#
Schwartzmuller closes the distance and clinches.
A right hook to the body lands for Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Milquetoast lands a left hand.
Schwartzmuller misses with an elbow strike.
Milquetoast wants to get back to striking at distance but Schwartzmuller won't allow it.
Milquetoast is trying to force a seperation but Schwartzmuller has the dominant position.
Milquetoast blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schwartzmuller's elbow.
Schwartzmuller misses with a body punch.
Schwartzmuller crunches a lovely knee into Milquetoast's ribcage.
Schwartzmuller missing with knees to the body.
A short right from Milquetoast.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schwartzmuller is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Milquetoast is defending well for now.
Milquetoast is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#T1#
Milquetoast is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Milquetoast tries to break free but Schwartzmuller pushes him back against the cage.
Milquetoast is trying to force a seperation but Schwartzmuller has the dominant position.
Schwartzmuller is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Milquetoast is defending well for now.#BC#
Milquetoast pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Milquetoast bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schwartzmuller walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Milquetoast tries a head kick but it misses.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking body shot.
Schwartzmuller tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Schwartzmuller tries to clinch there but Milquetoast circles away.
Caspar Milquetoast is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Milquetoast thuds a left hand into Schwartzmuller's body.
Schwartzmuller misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Milquetoast's corner calls for a 1-2. Milquetoast obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #CL2#
Schwartzmuller gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Schwartzmuller tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Milquetoast avoids it.
Schwartzmuller is struggling to control the position.#T2#
Schwartzmuller landing some nice looking knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Milquetoast lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Knees to the body from Schwartzmuller.
Knees to the body from Schwartzmuller.
Schwartzmuller is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Schwartzmuller is looking to take this one to the mat.
Milquetoast blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Milquetoast blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Schwartzmuller misses with a punch on the inside.
Milquetoast wants to break the clinch but can't.
Milquetoast content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Schwartzmuller landing knees to the head.
Schwartzmuller putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Milquetoast in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.#T3#
Milquetoast managing to block the knees to the body from Schwartzmuller.
Schwartzmuller tries a body shot but Milquetoast blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Schwartzmuller is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Milquetoast is defending well for now.
A frustrated look appears on Milquetoast's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Schwartzmuller is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Schwartzmuller tries a body shot but Milquetoast blocks it.
Milquetoast lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schwartzmuller backwards.
Milquetoast wants to break free but Schwartzmuller has control.
Milquetoast lands with a short shot to the head.
Milquetoast managing to block the knees to the body from Schwartzmuller. #BC#
Milquetoast breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Schwartzmuller has taken the fight to the clinch.
Milquetoast is trying to break the clinch but Schwartzmuller is controlling him.#T4#
Schwartzmuller missing with knees to the body. #BC2#
Schwartzmuller breaks the clinch.
Milquetoast motions for Schwartzmuller to come forward. Milquetoast throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast stuns Schwartzmuller with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Milquetoast scores with a decent looking hook.
Milquetoast connects with an inside leg kick.
Schwartzmuller tries to clinch up.
Schwartzmuller tries to bum rush Milquetoast with a series of wild strikes but Milquetoast uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Milquetoast misses with an attempted mid kick.
Milquetoast rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Schwartzmuller moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Milquetoast throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Schwartzmuller stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Schwartzmuller looks winded!#KD#
Milquetoast lands a big head kick that sends Schwartzmuller tumbling to the mat! Milquetoast takes a step backwards and waves Schwartzmuller back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#
Schwartzmuller is rocked!
Milquetoast goes for a small jab and connects. Now Milquetoast goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Schwartzmuller stumbles back but Milquetoast runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Schwartzmuller to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Schwartzmuller will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 15, 2019

#R1#
A jab lands there for Milquetoast.#CUT2#
It looks like Raul Frank has been cut.
Frank looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Milquetoast throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Frank.
Milquetoast scores with a body shot.
Frank switches off momentarily and Milquetoast cracks him with a monster right hand! Frank topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Milquetoast dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Milquetoast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 03, 2019

#R1#
Milquetoast will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Red steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Milquetoast.#CL2#
The Red has taken the fight to the clinch.
Milquetoast looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Red swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Red tries to work over Milquetoast's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right handed body shot lands from The Red.
The Red lands a left hand that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Red creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Red.
Milquetoast blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milquetoast blocks a body shot from The Red.
The Red lands a hook that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast has had enough of the clinch but The Red keeps him there for the moment.
I was talking to Milquetoast's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The Red lands a body punch. #T1#
The Red makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Milquetoast is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Red lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Milquetoast or not.
Milquetoast tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Red pushes Milquetoast back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Red works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Milquetoast has had enough of the clinch but The Red keeps him there for the moment.
Milquetoast blocks a body shot from The Red.
The Red misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Milquetoast has had enough of the clinch but The Red keeps him there for the moment.
A quick uppercut on the inside from The Red.
Milquetoast is trying to break the clinch but The Red is controlling him.
The Red tries a body shot but Milquetoast blocks it.
Still in the clinch, The Red scores with a nice short uppercut.
The Red tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Milquetoast wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Red has him pressed against the cage.#T2#
The Red lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The Red scores with a shot to the side of Milquetoast's head.
Milquetoast is trying to stall.
The Red misses with a body punch.
The Red lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Milquetoast or not.
Milquetoast looking to stall.
Milquetoast blocks a body shot from The Red.
Milquetoast is trying to stall.
The Red working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Red goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Milquetoast.
The Red goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Milquetoast blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
The Red scores with a shot to the side of Milquetoast's head.
Milquetoast is trying to stall.
The Red misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Red throws a punch but it's blocked by Milquetoast.
The Red lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
The Red lands a shoulder strike.
The Red misses with a punch to the body.
Milquetoast misses with a punch on the inside.
Milquetoast is trying to break free.
The Red digs a right hand into Milquetoast's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Milquetoast's gas tank.
The Red looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The Red tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A frustrated look appears on Milquetoast's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Milquetoast blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Milquetoast lands a right hand.
Nice body punch from The Red - that landed with a thud. #T4#
The Red lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Red struggles to land a body shot inside as Milquetoast controls his hands.
Milquetoast is trying to break free.
The Red tries to throw a body punch but Milquetoast avoids it by throwing The Red back against the cage.
The Red misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Milquetoast.
The Red misses with a body punch.
A hook to the body from The Red.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Milquetoast wants to get back to striking at distance but The Red won't allow it.
The Red pushes Milquetoast back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The Red can't find room to land a body shot as Milquetoast controls the action.
Milquetoast tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Red can't find room to land a body shot as Milquetoast controls the action.
The Red presses Milquetoast against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Milquetoast goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Erik The Red dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2##CL2#
The Red moves into range and clinches up with Milquetoast.
The Red lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Milquetoast struggles to land a body shot inside as The Red controls his hands.
A frustrated look appears on Milquetoast's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The Red makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Red doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Red misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Red lands a shoulder strike.
A short left from The Red.
The Red lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
Milquetoast misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from The Red.
The Red has Milquetoast pressed against the cage, preventing Milquetoast from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The Red works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Milquetoast is trying to break the clinch but The Red has him pressed against the cage.
A short left from The Red. #T1#
Milquetoast lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The Red.
The Red has a couple of punches blocked by Milquetoast.
The Red prevents Milquetoast from breaking the clinch.
The Red blocking some punches.
The Red fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Red pushes Milquetoast back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Red lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The Red scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Red tries a body shot but Milquetoast blocks it.
The Red lands with a left to the head. #ROC2#
Milquetoast is rocked!
A right hook to the body lands for The Red.
Milquetoast wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Red misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Red misses with a punch on the inside.
The Red lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oh Milquetoast is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A right hand to the body from The Red.
Milquetoast seems to have got his legs back now.#T2#
The Red lands a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by The Red.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A left hand lands to the body for The Red.
Erik The Red seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Milquetoast is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Red tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Red lands a body shot in the clinch.
The Red lands with a short shot to the head.
The Red lands a hook that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
The Red lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Milquetoast trying to land knees to the body.
Milquetoast can't find room to land a body shot as The Red controls the action.
The Red lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
The Red misses with a hook from the clinch.
Milquetoast tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Red's elbow.
A hook to the body from The Red.
The Red lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T3#
The Red can't find room to land a body shot as Milquetoast controls the action.
Good body shot from The Red.
The Red goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Red has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Red lands with a left to the head.
Good body shot from The Red.
The Red lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Milquetoast or not.
The Red is working Milquetoast over against the cage.
The Red cracks Milquetoast with a nice body shot.
The Red lands with a right to the head.
The Red is working Milquetoast over against the cage.
The Red lands a left hand that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
A short body shot lands from The Red as the two fighters clinch.
The Red pushes Milquetoast back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, The Red scores with a nice short uppercut.#T4#
The Red tries to throw a body punch but Milquetoast avoids it by throwing The Red back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from The Red.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A body shot lands from The Red.
The Red lands with a light punch inside.
Milquetoast takes a shot to the head.
Milquetoast tries a body shot but The Red blocks it.
The Red blocks a body shot from Milquetoast.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Milquetoast.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from The Red.
Milquetoast wants to get back to striking at distance but The Red won't allow it.
The Red lands a left hand that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
The Red lands with a short shot to the head.
The Red lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Milquetoast.
The Red is working Milquetoast over against the cage.
The Red lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Erik The Red showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
The Red closes the distance and pushes Milquetoast back into the cage.
The Red tries to throw a body punch but Milquetoast avoids it by throwing The Red back against the cage.
Milquetoast is trying to break the clinch but The Red is controlling him.
A right hook to the body lands for The Red.
The Red digs a right hand underneath Milquetoast's ribcage. Milquetoast let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The Red softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Milquetoast takes a shot to the head.
Milquetoast blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by The Red.
The Red throws a head punch that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from The Red.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice right hand lands inside from The Red.
A short right from The Red.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The Red creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Milquetoast's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Milquetoast drops to his knees and The Red pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Erik The Red!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 24, 2019

#R1#
Milquetoast bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hobart's head.#CUT2#
It looks like Chuck Hobart has been cut.
Hobart is looking to clinch.
Hobart bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Milquetoast comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Hobart falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Hobart was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Caspar Milquetoast!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 20, 2019

#R1##CL2#
Milquetoast instigates a clinch.
Tom tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Milquetoast dodges an elbow strike from Tom.
A frustrated look appears on Tom's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Tom.
Tom misses with the head strike. #BC#
Tom's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Milquetoast blocks a head kick by Tom.
Tom throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Milquetoast's head.
Tom looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tom swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Milquetoast swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Milquetoast fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tom scoring well with a low kick there.
Tom lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Milquetoast is defended easily by Tom.#T1#
Tom jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Tom misses with a body shot. #CL2#
Milquetoast rushes Tom and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Milquetoast is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Tom pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Son Tom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Caspar Milquetoast.#TD2#
Milquetoast pulls Tom into guard.
Tom won't allow Milquetoast to sweep him here.
Milquetoast thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Milquetoast bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Tom's guard. #REVB#
Milquetoast has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Tom is trying to control the position but Milquetoast postures up.
Milquetoast in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T2#
Milquetoast stays in close to Tom's body and controls the position.
Milquetoast works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Tom won't allow Milquetoast to pass to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Milquetoast in particular looking to stall.
Milquetoast drops an elbow to the side of Tom's head.
Tom is trying to get back to full guard.#T3#
Milquetoast working over Tom with some ground and pound. Tom looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SUB2#
Milquetoast wants to work for an arm triangle but Tom is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Tom wants to control the action here but instead Milquetoast manages to pass to full mount!
Milquetoast controlling from the full mount.
Milquetoast in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas. #ROC2#
Tom is rocked!
Milquetoast loads up with a big shot that hurts Tom! He's pulled Milquetoast in close but Milquetoast has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Tom survive? More strikes from Milquetoast and Tom is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Caspar Milquetoast!

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