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Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 21, 2018
#R1#
Deux scores with a decent looking hook.
Deux slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Deux closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Bitch!! Deux dives in looking to finish! Bitch! is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Numero Deux!
Numero Deux made sure to mention his sponsor, Sportivité in his post fight interview.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 15, 2018
#R1#
Breneman scores with a jab to the head. #KD#
Breneman lands a left and a right that send Bitch! crashing to the mat, dazed. Breneman thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
Breneman lands a brutal uppercut that launches Bitch! off his feet! Bitch! tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Adam Breneman!
After the fight, Adam Breneman was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: CEFC Fight Night 230     
Date:   Aug 08, 2018
#R1#
Bitch! tries to close the distance and clinch but Ra swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ra looks to throw the jab but Bitch! is out of range.
Bitch! takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Ra slips a straight right by Bitch!.
Ra misses with a straight right.
Ra misses with a straight right.
Ra fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bitch! on the side of the head.#CL#
Ra takes the fight into the clinch.
Ra landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ra landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ra lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ra. #ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Rick James, Bitch! has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ra utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Bitch! is still on wobbly legs! Can Ra finish him?
Bitch! looks winded!
Ra lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ra pushes Bitch! against the cage. Ra is working some dirty boxing. Ra pushes off with a quick right hook! Bitch! goes down! Bitch! tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Ra moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Sun God Ra!
The Sun God Ra took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.

 

Event: CEFC Fight Night 229     
Date:   Jul 18, 2018
#R1#
Bitch! steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Aires. That one must have hurt.
Bitch! throws a hook but Aires blocks it.
Bitch! misses with a hook. Aires ducked under it nicely.
Bitch! takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bitch! throws a low kick but Aires moves out of range easily.
Aires fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bitch! looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bitch! throws a lazy right hand but Aires sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bitch! thows a leg kick but Aires checks it
and Aires counters with a thumping low kick.
Aires tries a head kick but it misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Aires, right into the meat.
Bitch! throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bitch! takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch! is looking to clinch but Aires is avoiding it.
Aires lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Aires darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bitch! misses with a hook to the body
and Aires cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#TD#
Aires drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
Aires lands a couple of elbows.
Bitch! is still in real trouble! Can Aires finish him?
Bitch! being controlled here, momentarily.
Bitch! looks winded!#T1#
Aires postures up and lands a big shot to Bitch!'s brow.
Aires lands a couple of elbows.
Aires keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bitch!'s head.
Aires has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Aires postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Bitch! covers up, he's hurt! Aires keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Aires and the ref steps in to end the fight! Aires can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruno Aires!
Bruno Aires decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: CEFC 295     
Date:   Jun 30, 2018
#R1#
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
Bitch! throws an off balance right hand
and Barksdale counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. #TD#
Barksdale looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Bitch!!#SU#
Barksdale decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Bitch! misses with a right hand #KD#
and Barksdale counters with a crisp one two that drops Bitch!! Barksdale thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Bitch! to his feet! Bitch! is in big trouble!#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!#TD#
Barksdale lands a huge takedown. Bitch! is out but the ref is slow to react and Barksdale lands 3 more undefended punches before the fight is stopped. Brutal finish. Bitch! lies on the canvas for a good minute before the doctors bring him round. Good to see he's OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jermaine Barksdale!
An intense looking Jermaine Barksdale took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'My plan on winning or losing was to retire I'm 48 gonna turn 49 soon and i can't fight forever so i'm going to retire and i just want to say follow your dreams if i can fight till 48 anything is possible so i wiil retire'.

 

Event: CEFC 292     
Date:   Jun 09, 2018
#R1#
Bitch! misses with a right hand #TD#
and Fo counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Bitch! is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB#
Fo is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Bitch! is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tung Fo!
Tung Fo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: CEFC 289     
Date:   May 19, 2018
#R1#
Smith throws a head kick but Bitch! moves out of range.
Smith keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bitch!.
A swing and a miss from Bitch!.
Bitch! misses with a looping right.
Smith moves out of range as Bitch! strikes.#CL#
Smith gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bitch! creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bitch! trying to stall but Smith improves his position.
Bitch! tries a body shot but Smith blocks it.
Bitch! looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bitch! throws a head punch that misses.
Smith blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smith lands with a light punch inside. #BC#
Smith manages to break the clinch.
Bitch! misses with a hook. Smith ducked under it nicely.
Bitch! throws a combination that misses
and Smith counters with a hugh head kick that removes Bitch! from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mike Smith!
Mike Smith managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Mohito Fightwear (Laundry), into his post fight interview.

 

Event: CEFC Live 53     
Date:   May 03, 2018
#R1#
Jab by Cobblepot.
Bitch! has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bitch! there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bitch! tries to close the distance and clinch but Cobblepot swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jab, jab by Cobblepot - just one landing. #CL#
Cobblepot clinches with his opponent.
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cobblepot lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Bitch! misses with a body punch.
Bitch! swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cobblepot.
Cobblepot lands a body shot.
Bitch! misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cobblepot lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Cobblepot lands on the inside with an uppercut. #ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
Cobblepot scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bitch! is still on wobbly legs! Can Cobblepot finish him?
Cobblepot unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Bitch!! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Cobblepot is unloading with more strikes now! Bitch! drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oswald Cobblepot!
After winning the bout, Oswald Cobblepot thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: CEFC 284     
Date:   Apr 14, 2018
#R1#
Bitch! throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bitch! throws a lazy right hand but Stefan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#CL#
Stefan instigates a clinch. #BC#
Stefan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch! tried to score with a low kick but Stefan checks it.
Bitch! throws a leg kick
and Stefan counters with a low kick, right behind Bitch! 's knee.
Bitch! has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Stefan.#CL#
Stefan instigates a clinch. #BC#
Stefan manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Stefan forces Bitch! back against the cage and clinches.
A left hand lands to the body for Stefan.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Stefan manages to break the clinch.
Stefan slips under a jab from Bitch!.
Bitch! ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stefan moves away.
Stefan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bitch! is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stefan.
Bitch! throws the left hand but Stefan avoids the punch easily.#T1##CL#
Stefan rushes Bitch! and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Bitch! misses with some punches.
Stefan blocks an uppercut. #BC#
Stefan breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Bitch! tries to keep at a distance but Stefan has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC#
Stefan breaks the clinch.
We've been told by Stefan's head coaches at School of Hard Knocks that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bitch! lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #CL#
Stefan moves into range and clinches up with Bitch!.
Bitch! misses with an elbow over the top.
Nice elbow from Bitch!. #BC#
Stefan's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Stefan closes the distance and clinches. #BC#
Stefan breaks from the clinch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bitch!.
Bitch! swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #CL#
Stefan closes the distance and clinches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#BC#
Stefan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T2#
Stefan throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bitch! avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stefan connects with a combination that backs up Bitch! into the cage. Stefan lands a flurry of punches that gets past Bitch!'s guard. Bitch! is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Stefan bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hector Stefan!
A relieved looking Hector Stefan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: CEFC 281     
Date:   Mar 24, 2018
#R1#
Smith with a hook.
Smith uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bitch!.
Bitch! waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Smith.
Bitch! misses with a double jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Smith misses the target.
Smith moves out of range of the strikes.
Smith fires out a quick counter leg kick but Bitch! just manages to avoid it.
Smith misses with a hook. Bitch! ducked under it nicely.
Bitch! avoids the head kick by Smith.
Bitch! throws a half hearted mid kick.
A jab from Bitch! misses.
Bitch! swings for the body but Smith moves out of range.
Smith uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bitch!.
Bitch! fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smith manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A good leg kick by Smith.
Smith with a hook.#CL2#
Bitch! rushes Smith and presses him up against the cage.
Bitch! is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Smith is defending well for now.
Bitch! misses with a punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Smith. #T1#
Bitch! lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bitch! is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Smith avoids a wild elbow strike from Bitch!.
Smith lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Smith blocks the elbow strike.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bitch! just misses with a elbow thrown towards Smith's brow. #BC#
Smith pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch! tries to clinch there but Smith circles away.
Smith lands with a good body shot.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Smith has knocked Bitch! down with a huge combo! Smith steps away and waves a wobbly Bitch! back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smith lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mike Smith!
Mike Smith managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Mohito Fightwear (Laundry), into his post fight interview.

 

Event: CEFC 278     
Date:   Mar 03, 2018
#R1#
Bitch! throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McKenna drops down looking for a counter takedown but Bitch! sprawls and moves away.
McKenna uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bitch!.
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
McKenna tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McKenna takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bitch! misses with a left hand
and McKenna finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bitch! goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
McKenna shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McKenna shoots in for a double leg but Bitch! sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
McKenna fails with the takedown.
Bitch! looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robert McKenna. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKenna moves out of range as Bitch! strikes.
Bitch! takes a swing at McKenna's ribcage but misses.
McKenna shoots in and drives through. Bitch! sprawls well.
Bitch! throws a poor cross that misses #TD#
and McKenna counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McKenna. #T1#
Bitch! is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McKenna in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McKenna throwing strikes from guard but Bitch! blocks nicely.
McKenna looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bitch! can do anything to dispel that myth.
McKenna throwing strikes from guard but Bitch! blocks nicely. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bitch! preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bitch! working a defensive guard here.
McKenna throwing strikes from guard but Bitch! blocks nicely.
McKenna cracks Bitch! with a solid left hand.
McKenna throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bitch! works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McKenna throws a big elbow that misses.
McKenna slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T3#
McKenna lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McKenna landing with the ground and pound.
Bitch! is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McKenna working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
McKenna throws a big elbow that misses.
McKenna wants to control from the top but Bitch! keeps moving.
McKenna postures up and lands a big shot to Bitch!'s brow. #T4#
Bitch! avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McKenna content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McKenna lands a couple of digs.#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
Bitch! avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bitch! is still in real trouble! Can McKenna finish him?
Bitch! looks winded!
McKenna landing some decent shots from guard.
McKenna passes Bitch!'s left leg - he's now in half guard.
McKenna unloads with some huge strikes here! Bitch! is out! McKenna wins by brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Robert McKenna!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Robert McKenna made sure he mentioned XFighter Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: CEFC 135 tourney semis     
Date:   Feb 08, 2018
#R1#
Chick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bitch! stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A good leg kick by Chick.
Nice body punch from Chick.
Bitch! takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chick throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
Chick is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bitch!.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bitch! just misses with a punch to the body. #CL2#
Bitch! clinches.
Bitch! misses with an elbow strike.
Chick has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Chick tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chick.
Bitch! takes a shot to the head.
Chick lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Chick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch!'s elbow.
Chick softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chick creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bitch! is still on wobbly legs! Can Chick finish him?
Chick lands with a light punch inside.
Chick avoiding damage as Bitch! throws knees to the body.
Chick dips a shoulder and cracks Bitch! with a mighty uppercut! Bitch! falls back against the cage and Chick unloads with a barrage of strikes! Bitch! is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Chick screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy Chick!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Andy Chick waved his t-shirt featuring KAISER Nutrition - Q160's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: CEFC 271     
Date:   Jan 06, 2018
#R1#
Krison scores with a push kick.
Krison swings for the body but Bitch! moves out of range.
Bitch! tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
It looked like Krison wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bitch! tries to clinch up.
Bitch! throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the liver by Krison. Beautiful body shot.
Krison does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Krison slips under a jab.
Krison lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bitch! misses with a straight right.
It looked like Krison was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Bitch!.
Krison throws out a powerful jab.
Krison connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bitch! momentarily.
Krison lunges at Bitch! with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bitch!'s hand.
Bitch! throws a wild body kick that Krison sees coming a mile off.
Krison chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Krison takes a swing at Bitch!'s ribcage but misses.
Bitch! lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Krison circles away quickly and effectively.
Krison fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Krison is looking to score with low kicks.#T1#
Krison misses with a double jab.
Krison displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch! throws out the jab.
Krison throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Krison slips a straight right by Bitch!.
Krison slips under a jab.
Bitch! displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Krison throws out the jab.
Krison jabs at Bitch!'s body.
Krison looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Krison misses with a wild body shot.
Krison takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Krison throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Krison slips under a jab.
Krison throwing a counter right hand but Bitch! manages to avoid it.
Krison has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Temple of Cloud Warriors-youth in the buildup to the fight.
Krison moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bitch! takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bitch! takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Krison keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick. #T2#
Bitch! throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Krison to counter with a crisp jab.
Bitch! on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Krison. Krison obviously looking to wear him down.
A cross from Krison lands.
Krison keeps the fight on the outside.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch! throws a leg kick
and Krison counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Krison pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bitch! flicks out a counter leg kick but Krison steps away.
Bitch! gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Krison.
Bitch! misses the shot to the body.
Bitch! swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bitch! ducks right into an uppercut from Krison.
Bitch! on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jab from Krison.
Krison moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Krison lands with an overhand left.
Krison moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Krison lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bitch! backs up against the cage. #ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
Krison bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bitch!'s head.
Bitch! is still on wobbly legs! Can Krison finish him?#T3#
Bitch! swings for the body but Krison moves out of range.
Krison weaves into range and cracks Bitch! right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Bitch! goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Krison is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Herb Krison!
Herb Krison thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: CEFC Fight for the troops 3     
Date:   Dec 18, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! catches Djuretic with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bitch! misses with an attempted mid kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bitch!.
Djuretic moves away from the strike by Bitch!.
Djuretic moves out of range as Bitch! strikes.
Nice shot lands for Bitch!.
Bitch! tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Djuretic was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch!.
Bitch! tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bitch! buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Djuretic is looking to clinch but Bitch! is avoiding it.
Gavrilo Djuretic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch! misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Djuretic.
Bitch! throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
Bitch! has Djuretic up against the cage in a clinch.
Bitch! throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Djuretic.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch on the inside from Bitch! fails to land.
Bitch! pushes off an throws an elbow but Djuretic leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bitch! blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow. #T1#
Djuretic lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Djuretic is pushing Bitch! up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Djuretic lands a body shot in the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bitch! throws an elbow but misses.
Bitch! lands a left hand.
Djuretic misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Djuretic.
A head punch on the inside from Djuretic fails to land.
Djuretic lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Bitch! misses with a body punch.
Djuretic holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Djuretic is working Bitch! over against the cage.
Djuretic lands a hook that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
A short right from Djuretic.
Djuretic unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Bitch!! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Djuretic is unloading with more strikes now! Bitch! drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gavrilo Djuretic!
Gavrilo Djuretic spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: CEFC Fight Night 114     
Date:   Dec 07, 2017
#R1#
A punch lands to the side of Baratheon 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bitch! swings for the body but Baratheon moves out of range.
Baratheon misses with a series of wild punches.
Baratheon lands with an uppercut that bounces Bitch! off the cage and back into range.
Bitch! throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Baratheon appears to be looking for a big counter.
Baratheon tries to bum rush Bitch! with a series of wild strikes but Bitch! uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bitch! throws a fast counter high kick but Baratheon manages to duck under it in time.
Baratheon throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bitch!.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bitch!! But no joy.
Baratheon throws a body shot but no joy.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Baratheon!
Bitch! misses with a kick to the body.
Baratheon moves out of range of the body kick from Bitch!.
Baratheon avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
It looked like Baratheon was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Baratheon misses with the combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Baratheon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bitch! counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bitch! thows a left - swing and a miss!
Baratheon went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Nice uppercut lands for Baratheon. That snapped Bitch!'s head back.
Bitch! has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!#T1#
Baratheon dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bitch! is still on wobbly legs! Can Baratheon finish him?
Baratheon cracks Bitch! with a hook to the temple - Bitch! is on wobbly legs here! Baratheon swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Bitch! falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Baratheon wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stannis Baratheon!
Stannis Baratheon bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: CEFC Fight Night 113     
Date:   Nov 16, 2017
#R1#
Malenczuk shoots for a takedown but Bitch! saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow. #CUT#
It looks like Damian Malenczuk has been cut.
Malenczuk is trying to drag Bitch! to the mat but Bitch! just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A body shot lands from Bitch!.
Malenczuk is trying to force a seperation but Bitch! has the dominant position.
Bitch! lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bitch! lands a damaging elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch! lands an uppercut.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Bitch! stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bitch!.
Malenczuk is trying to pull guard but Bitch! turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Rick James, Bitch! has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Damian Malenczuk.#T1#
Bitch! gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT#
That has opened up Damian Malenczuk's cut even more.#TD2#
Malenczuk has Bitch! pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Malenczuk pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Bitch! tumbling to the mat - Malenczuk dives into Bitch!'s guard.
Bitch! keeping moving, preventing Malenczuk from controlling successfully.
Malenczuk is looking to stand up but Bitch! won't let him.
Malenczuk throws a big elbow that misses.
Bitch! is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Bitch! is working hard here to advance position.#T2#
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bitch! holds on and takes a little breather.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Malenczuk has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Jacks Fight Club. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Bitch! keeping moving, preventing Malenczuk from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Bitch! scores with a nice strike.
Malenczuk moves out of range of the strikes.#CL#
Bitch! closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bitch! lands an elbow just above Malenczuk 's eye.
Bitch! unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Malenczuk looks winded!
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Malenczuk shrugs off. #CUT#
The cut above Damian Malenczuk's eye is starting to cause him problems now.#T3#
Bitch! lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Malenczuk.
Bitch! pushes Malenczuk back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bitch! lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Malenczuk backwards.
Bitch! gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Malenczuk shrugs off.
Bitch! gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT#
Damian Malenczuk's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Bitch! gets through Malenczuk's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Malenczuk jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bitch! walks away with a smile on his face. Malenczuk gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bitch! is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Damian Malenczuk's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Rick James, Bitch!!
An out of breath Rick James, Bitch! thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
In defeat, Damian Malenczuk stepped up to the mic, saying 'I will get you next time !!! '.

 

Event: CEFC 259     
Date:   Oct 21, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! cracks the inside of Dux's front leg.
Bitch! moves out of range of the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bitch!. Dux does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dux with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bitch! to score with a decent uppercut.
Dux throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Bitch! swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dux throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bitch! with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dux slips a jab and a cross from Bitch!.
Dux throws a head kick that misses.
Bitch! connects with the punch.
Dux tries to bum rush Bitch! with a series of wild strikes but Bitch! uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#CL#
Dux rushes Bitch! and presses him up against the cage.
Dux misses with a punch to the body.
Dux connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bitch!'s face.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the fighters up against the cage, Bitch! throws an elbow but misses. #BC#
Dux breaks the clinch.
Dux throws a head kick that misses
and Bitch! counters with a right hand to the body.
Dux ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bitch! moves away.
Bitch! blocks a head kick by Dux.
A countering left hand to the body from Bitch! misses.
Bitch! avoids the head kick by Dux.
Bitch! fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #T1#
Dux fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dux takes a swing at Bitch!'s ribcage but misses.
Bitch! keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Dux has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Touch Of Death Combat Academy in the buildup to the fight.
Dux tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bitch! tries a quick counter leg kick but Dux is wise to it.
Dux lands with a shot to the body.
Bitch! lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dux displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch! throws out the jab.
Donk. Dux catches Bitch! right on the button with a cross.
A jab from Bitch! misses.
Bitch! uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dux.
A little jabbing left from Bitch! on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dux misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dux throws a head kick but Bitch! moves out of range.
Dux throws a nice looking combination but Bitch! bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bitch! swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dux throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bitch! cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch! throws the left hand but Dux avoids the punch easily.
Dux misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bitch!.
A lazy left from Dux finds it's target.#T2#
A lazy body kick from Dux
and Bitch! counters with a nice uppercut.
Dux throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Frank Dux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dux avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dux throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dux tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dux misses the shot to the body.
Dux fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dux misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dux throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dux loads up on a big right hand but Bitch! slips the punch.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bitch!!
Bitch! seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Dux shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Bitch! is backing up but Dux catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Bitch! covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Dux Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frank Dux!
An out of breath and clearly excited Frank Dux thanked Amped Performance ($200/160q) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: CEFC 257     
Date:   Oct 07, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! defending well as Blackburn loads up on a big left hand.
Bitch! throws an overhand right that lands on Blackburn's shoulder, as Blackburn tries to avoid the shot. #CL#
Blackburn gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Blackburn blocks an uppercut.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bitch! missing with knees to the body.
Blackburn lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bitch! creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bitch! pushes off an throws an elbow but Blackburn leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.#TD#
Blackburn manages to pull guard. #SUB#
Blackburn throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Blackburn looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Bitch! must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Blackburn looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
Blackburn is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bitch! is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Blackburn looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #T1#
Bitch! preventing the sweep. #SUB#
Blackburn working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bitch! doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bitch! manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Bitch! content to stall in guard here.
Bitch! trying to control but Blackburn is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Blackburn throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bitch! tries to free his leg and advance position but Blackburn is retaining full guard. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bitch! trying to control but Blackburn is working from the bottom.
Blackburn trying to control the position.
Bitch! pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Blackburn is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Blackburn has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bitch! can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Blackburn pulls Bitch! in close to his closed guard and prevents Bitch! from doing any damage or advancing position.
Blackburn keeping moving, preventing Bitch! from controlling successfully. #T3##SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Blackburn is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Blackburn has his foot on Bitch!'s thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bitch! works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Blackburn looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Bitch! sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SUB#
Blackburn is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bitch! is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Blackburn looking for a guillotine here but Bitch! defends easily.
Blackburn working a defensive guard but Bitch! passes into half guard. #T4#
Blackburn is looking to improve his position.
Bitch! controlling the action here.
Blackburn is pressing down on Bitch!'s left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Blackburn seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Bitch! is posturing up here but Blackburn has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Bitch! tries to roll out but it's too tight and Bitch! has to tap! Slick submission there by Blackburn!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lugh Blackburn!

 

Event: CEFC 253     
Date:   Sep 16, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! scores with the left hand. Dux knows he should have avoided that one.
Bitch! avoids the head kick by Dux.
Bitch! throws out a counter right but Dux avoids it with no problem.
Frank Dux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dux wants to clinch.
Dux throws a wild body kick that Bitch! sees coming a mile off.
Dux uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch!.
Dux throws a body punch but Bitch! moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a big shot that misses.
Dux looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dux works the jab nicely.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bitch!.
Dux throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dux drops Bitch! with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Bitch!! Dux dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frank Dux!
Frank Dux very nearly forgot to thank Amped Performance amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: CEFC 250     
Date:   Aug 26, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Boyd throws a right and a left that Bitch! avoids nicely.
Bitch! tries to bum rush Boyd with a series of wild strikes but Boyd uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boyd misses with a body kick.
Bitch! on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Boyd. Boyd obviously looking to wear him down. #CL2#
Bitch! closes the distance and pushes Boyd back into the cage.
Boyd misses with some punches.
Boyd tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch!'s elbow.
Boyd is leaning against Bitch! and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Boyd goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Boyd drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch! gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Boyd doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bitch! gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bitch! stops a takedown attempt from Boyd.
Boyd works on Bitch!'s body with a couple of short punches.
Bitch! gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Boyd.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sammy Boyd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bitch! pushes Boyd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short left from Bitch!. #T1##TD#
Boyd turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!#ES2#
Bitch! explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Bitch! attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Boyd misses with a body shot.
Boyd throws a hook but Bitch! avoids it easily.
Bitch! scoring well with a low kick there.
Boyd shoots in but Bitch! avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bitch! swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Boyd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bitch!.
Bitch! scores with a nice right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick misses from Boyd.
Bitch! throws a hook but Boyd blocks it.
Boyd drops down looking for a counter takedown but Bitch! sprawls and moves away.
Bitch! throws a looping overhand right but Boyd ducks down to avoid it.
Boyd feinted with a counter takedown.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bitch!, as that shot connected. #KD#
Boyd drops Bitch! with a left right combo! Boyd follows him down to the ground into side control.
Boyd is looking to take a break and control but Bitch! is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T2#
Boyd misses with an attempted head punch from side control. #SUB#
Boyd tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Boyd has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Boyd lands a decent elbow from side control.
Boyd throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Boyd misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Boyd lands a decent elbow from side control.
Boyd trying to control the position but Bitch! is working away. #T3#
Boyd landing a few strikes.
Boyd looks up at the clock and then as Bitch! takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Boyd smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Boyd controlling the position from side mount.
Bitch! is not content to let Boyd control the position.
Boyd staying calm.#T4#
Bitch! is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Boyd throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Boyd fails to land a wild elbow strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boyd wants to control but Bitch! is keeping him busy.
Boyd scoring with punches and elbows. #SUB#
Boyd is trying to get an arm triangle but Bitch! is defending well.
Boyd grinds an elbow into Bitch!'s temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sammy Boyd dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Boyd will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A clash of legs there as Bitch! blocks the low kick.
Boyd looks for the body kick but Bitch! saw that one coming.
Boyd lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bitch!'s sensitive parts.
Bitch! throws a hook to the side of Boyd's head but Boyd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bitch! misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boyd.
Boyd connects with the punch.#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
BOOM! Boyd lands a beautiful left hook that drops Bitch!. Bitch! tries to recover but Boyd is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Bitch! lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sammy Boyd!
Sammy Boyd decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: CEFC 248     
Date:   Jul 29, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! misses with a straight left.
Fighter 1 wants to clinch but Bitch! slips to the side
and Bitch! counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fighter 1 pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fighter 1 tries to clinch up.
Fighter 1 looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bitch! blocks a head kick by Fighter 1.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#CL#
Fighter 1 moves into the clinch.
Fighter 1 lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bitch! misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Bitch! on the inside. #BC#
Fighter 1 manages to break the clinch.
Bitch! walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fighter 1 checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Sparring Fighter 1 seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch! comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bitch! fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fighter 1 tries to clinch but Bitch! is having none of it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fighter 1 looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fighter 1 moves out of range as Bitch! strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL#
Fighter 1 fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bitch!, pushing him back against the cage.#BC#
Fighter 1 breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fighter 1 moves out of range as Bitch! throws a body kick.
Bitch! scores with a nice right hand.
Bitch! thows a left - swing and a miss! #T1#
Fighter 1 slips under a jab from Bitch!.
Fighter 1 is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL2#
Bitch! gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A nice left hand lands by Fighter 1.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bitch!.
Fighter 1 lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bitch! lands an elbow just above Fighter 1 's eye.
Bitch! fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bitch! misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fighter 1.
A head punch on the inside from Bitch! fails to land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fighter 1.
Bitch! lands an elbow just above Fighter 1 's eye.
Fighter 1 with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch! lands a knee to the body.
Fighter 1 scores with a knee to the head.
Fighter 1 blocks an elbow strike from Bitch!. #BC#
Fighter 1 escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A lazy left from Bitch! finds it's target.#T2#
The fight stays on the outside here - Fighter 1 looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fighter 1 tries a head kick but it misses.
Fighter 1 tries to clinch up.#CL#
Fighter 1 moves into the clinch.
Fighter 1 throws a punch but it's blocked by Bitch!. #BC#
Fighter 1 breaks from the clinch.
Fighter 1 tries to close the distance and clinch but Bitch! swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fighter 1 tries to clinch up but Bitch! circles away and keeps his distance.
Fighter 1 doesn't manage to clinch there - Bitch! circles away.
A telegraphed right hand from Bitch! misses the target.
Fighter 1 fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bitch! bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fighter 1's head backwards.
Fighter 1 fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bitch! doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Fighter 1 wants to clinch.
Fighter 1 tries to clinch but Bitch! moves out of range.
Fighter 1 scores with a sloppy right hand. Bitch! should have avoided that one. #T3#
Bitch! swats away the attempt to clinch by Fighter 1.
Bitch! throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fighter 1 is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bitch! swats away the attempt to clinch by Fighter 1.
Fighter 1 throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fighter 1 blocks a leg kick.#CL2#
Bitch! gets a clinch.
Fighter 1 is leaning against Bitch! and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fighter 1 lands a hook that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Bitch! lands an elbow just above Fighter 1 's eye.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it misses.
Bitch!'s head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fighter 1 tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fighter 1 utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! throws a punch but it's blocked by Fighter 1. #T4#
Fighter 1 blocks an uppercut.
Fighter 1 working some nice short punches in the clinch.#BC#
Fighter 1 breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bitch! rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fighter 1 moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#TD#
Fighter 1 gets a double leg takedown into Bitch!'s guard.
Bitch! is wriggling around but Fighter 1 manages to pass to half guard.
Bitch! looks winded!#REVB#
Fighter 1 tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Bitch!. #SU#
Fighter 1 escapes and gets back to his feet.
Fighter 1 shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bitch! as he jumps to the side.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick misses from Fighter 1. #KD#
Fighter 1 cracks Bitch! with an uppercut from hell and Bitch! crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Fighter 1's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing! #ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fighter 1 is stalling in the full guard.
Bitch! is still in real trouble! Can Fighter 1 finish him?#SU#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Fighter 1 gets to his feet - Bitch! follows without any prompting.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Sparring Fighter 1 will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##CL#
Fighter 1 darts in and clinches Bitch! up against the cage.
Bitch! seems to have recovered his senses.
Fighter 1 misses with a knee to the head.
Bitch! blocks the elbow strike. #BC#
Fighter 1 manages to break the clinch.
Bitch! throws a hook but Fighter 1 blocks it.
Bitch! avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fighter 1 throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fighter 1 displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch! throws out the jab.
Bitch! keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fighter 1 tries to clinch
and Bitch! counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fighter 1 misses with a head kick. #CL2#
Bitch! clinches.
Fighter 1 blocks an elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Fighter 1.
Bitch!'s head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fighter 1 prevents a body shot from Bitch!.
Fighter 1 blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow.
Bitch! fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bitch! creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bitch! misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch! blocks the elbow strike.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Fighter 1 misses with a body punch.
Fighter 1 swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Fighter 1.
Bitch! working aggressively here.
Fighter 1 tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch!'s elbow.
Fighter 1 swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bitch! lands a left hand.
Bitch! looking to stall. #BC#
Fighter 1 breaks from the clinch.
Bitch! with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fighter 1 to score with a decent uppercut.
Fighter 1 tries to clinch but Bitch! is having none of it.
It seemed like Bitch! was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#CL#
Fighter 1 has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bitch! lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fighter 1.#BC#
Fighter 1 breaks from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fighter 1 tries to clinch up but Bitch! circles away and keeps his distance.#T2##CL#
Fighter 1 clinches up against the cage.
Bitch! struggles to land a body shot inside as Fighter 1 controls his hands.
Bitch! blocks a body shot from Fighter 1.
Bitch! lands with a left to the head.
Fighter 1 tries to break the clinch but Bitch! is controlling the position.
Fighter 1 has had enough of the clinch but Bitch! keeps him there for the moment.
Fighter 1 lands an elbow that stopped Bitch! in his tracks for a moment.
Bitch! lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fighter 1 tries a knee to the head but Bitch! blocks it.
Bitch! pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Fighter 1 blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sparring Fighter 1 has scored more points in the clinch so far.#BC#
Fighter 1 breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fighter 1 throws a lazy head kick
and Bitch! counters with a nice uppercut.
Fighter 1 shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fighter 1 ducks right into an uppercut from Bitch!.
Rick James, Bitch! is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#KD#
Fighter 1 throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Bitch! stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Fighter 1 follows into mount!
Fighter 1 controlling his opponent. #SU#
Fighter 1 get's back to his feet.#T3#
Fighter 1 drops Bitch! with a big left hand! Bitch! is injured, injured bad! Fighter 1 jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sparring Fighter 1!

 

Event: CEFC Fight Night 105     
Date:   Jul 04, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! throws a low kick but Pick avoids it.
Pick ducks right into an uppercut from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a leg kick
and Pick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fighters circling - Bitch! throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bitch! throws an overhand right that lands on Pick's shoulder, as Pick tries to avoid the shot.
Pick was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Pick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bitch! counters with a straight right hand.
Pick swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pick looks to land a combination but Bitch! avoids it well.
Bitch! throws a hook but Pick blocks it.#CL#
Pick darts in and clinches Bitch! up against the cage.
Pick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Pick scores with a shot to the side of Bitch!'s head.
A right hand to the body from Bitch!.
Bitch! working aggressively here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#BC#
Pick breaks the clinch.
Pick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch! throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bitch! throws a series of punches but Pick avoids them all with ease. #T1#
Bitch! misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pick counters with a right hand to the body.
Pick swings for the body but Bitch! moves out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Bitch! there.
Bitch! misses with a right hand
and Pick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A big left from Pick misses.
Bitch! looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Pick lands a glancing blow to the side of Bitch!'s head.
Pick scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut! #ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
Bitch! throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pick counters with a nice body shot.
Bitch! is still on wobbly legs! Can Pick finish him?
Bitch! looks winded!
Bitch! throws a hook but Pick avoids it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch! gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Pick points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Bitch! wakes up just in time to hear Pick thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Steve Pick!
A very excited looking Steve Pick made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: MMMA 23: Suicidal Tendocies     
Date:   May 13, 2017
#R1#
Borg tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bitch! swivels and escapes.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Borg has Bitch! pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bitch! manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bitch! looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Borg has Bitch! pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bitch! manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Borg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bitch! pushes off an throws an elbow but Borg leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bitch! lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Borg wants to take the fight to the mat but Bitch! manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bitch! throws a head punch that misses.
Borg is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Bitch! pulls him back up using the underhooks. #TD#
Borg gets a trip takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Bitch! kicks Borg off and gets back to his feet.
Borg has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hard Knocks Training in the buildup to the fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Borg shoots in looking for a takedown but Bitch! manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Borg's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Bitch! feints a counter leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Borg. Those never looked like landing. #TD#
Bitch! gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Borg to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Borg throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T1#
Borg throws a big right hand that misses.
Borg won't allow Bitch! to sweep him here.
Borg loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Borg controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Borg postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Borg throws a strike but Bitch! rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Borg is trying to keep Bitch! in close.
Bitch! slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Borg is controlling Bitch!'s posture.#T2#
Borg is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Bitch! on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Borg not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Borg missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Borg missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Borg looks to land a strike but Bitch! avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Bitch! is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Borg wants to control from the top but Bitch! keeps moving. #T3#
Bitch! pulls Borg in close to prevent any damage.
Borg throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Borg has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Borg scoring with some ground and pound.
Borg engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Borg is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Borg trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bitch! keeping moving, preventing Borg from controlling successfully. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bitch! has momentary wrist control but Borg slips an elbow through the middle.
Bitch! working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Borg.
Bitch! preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Borg trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Borg passes Bitch!'s right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Borg not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Borg not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Borg scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Well, if Borg is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Bitch! avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Borg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Borg dominated that round.
That's time! Borg's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Bitch! enables Borg to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Bitch! manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Borg postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Borg keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bitch!'s head.
Borg postures up in Bitch!'s guard and throws a big left but Bitch! blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Borg accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Borg working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bitch!'s head.
Borg throws a big right hand that misses.
Borg with a nice head shot there.#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
Borg makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Bitch! is still in real trouble! Can Borg finish him?
Borg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bitch! can do to turn this around?
Borg arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Bitch!'s eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Frank Borg!
A relieved looking Frank Borg thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: MMMA Clown Chaos 10     
Date:   Apr 26, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! dodges the punch combination from Sanchez.
Bitch! lands with a hook. Sanchez tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A leg kick checked by Sanchez.
Sanchez feints the counter takedown.
Bitch! is looking to clinch.
Sanchez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch! throws out the jab.
Sanchez tries to clinch but Bitch! moves out of range.
A leg kick checked by Bitch!.
Sanchez throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bitch!. #CL#
Sanchez gets tackled into the cage by Bitch!. Bitch! maintains the clinch.
Sanchez lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Sanchez using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bitch! has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sanchez lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Bitch! throws a punch but it's blocked by Sanchez. #BC2#
Sanchez's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Sanchez clinches with his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#TD2#
Sanchez gets control of Bitch!'s arms and successfully pulls guard. Sanchez will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Sanchez controls Bitch! momentarily but Bitch! frees himself. #T1#
Sanchez manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bitch! manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bitch! has control of Sanchez's left arm, preventing Sanchez from doing any damage.
Bitch! avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Sanchez throws a big elbow that misses.
Sanchez pushes down on Bitch!'s leg and manages to get into half guard.
Sanchez throwing shots but Bitch! is blocking nicely.
Bitch! trying to control but Sanchez postures up.
Sanchez not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Sanchez throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Sanchez has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bitch! avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Sanchez. #T2#
Sanchez missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bitch! avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Sanchez.
Bitch! regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Sanchez.
Sanchez throws a big right hand that misses.
Sanchez distracts Bitch! with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Bitch! preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bitch! avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Sanchez throwing strikes but missing.
Sanchez throwing strikes but missing. #SU2#
Sanchez stands and steps away. Bitch! gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Sanchez goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.#CL2#
Sanchez gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T3#
Good body shot from Bitch!.
Bitch! misses with the head strike.
Sanchez dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks from the clinch.
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
As Bitch! backs off Sanchez throws a huge counter combo but Bitch! manages to avoid it all.
Sanchez throws a sloppy head kick and Bitch! moves out of range easily.
Bitch! was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sanchez ducks right into an uppercut from Bitch!.
Bitch! moves in looking to clinch but Sanchez pushes him off.
Sanchez is looking for the big counter here.
A lazy left from Bitch! finds it's target.
Sanchez takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sanchez throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sanchez slips a straight right by Bitch!.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bitch!.
Bitch!'s hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sanchez connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bitch! scrambles back to his feet.
Bitch! throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Sanchez scores with a one two! Bitch! had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. #ROC2#
Bitch! is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sanchez misses with a series of wild punches.
Oh Bitch! is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T4#
Sanchez lands a brutal head kick. Bitch! looks out on his feet and Sanchez throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Estefan Sanchez!
A very excited looking Estefan Sanchez rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: Madness MMA 15: Dead Memories     
Date:   Mar 18, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! scores with a decent looking hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bitch! looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
An inside leg kick from Bitch! misses.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Madhaki misses.
Bitch! was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bitch! throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bitch! tries to land a leg kick but Madhaki saw it coming and moves away.
Bitch! throws a sloppy body shot
and Madhaki counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bitch! tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Madhaki counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bitch! misses with an uppercut. Madhaki saw that one coming.
Madhaki slips under a jab from Bitch!.
Madhaki flicks out a counter leg kick but Bitch! steps away.
Madhaki throws a powerful right kick. Bitch! tried to block low but the kick was high! Bitch! was taken right off of his feet! Madhaki jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Josh Madhaki!
Our winner, Josh Madhaki, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Madness MMA 10: Apocolypse     
Date:   Feb 04, 2017
#R1##CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Sanchez shrugs off.
Bitch! throws an elbow that misses.
Bitch! avoids a wild elbow strike from Sanchez.#BC2#
Sanchez breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sanchez ducks right into an uppercut from Bitch!.
Bitch! dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sanchez. That did some damage!
Sanchez throws a nice looking combination but Bitch! bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sanchez lands a lovely overhand right.
Sanchez misses with a series of wild punches.
Bitch! pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sanchez connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sanchez misses with a few strikes there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bitch!.
Sanchez drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bitch! defends it well.
Jab, jab by Sanchez - just one landing.
Nice shot lands for Sanchez.
Bitch! throws a shot from downtown. Sanchez moves away and avoids it.
Bitch! misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sanchez. #T1#
Sanchez throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bitch! just misses with a punch to the body.
Sanchez changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sanchez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bitch! manages to avoid it.
Sanchez tries to clinch up but Bitch! circles away and keeps his distance.#CL#
Bitch! gets a clinch.
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bitch! is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sanchez is defending well for now.
Sanchez is trying to force a seperation but Bitch! has the dominant position.#BC2#
Sanchez pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sanchez throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bitch! counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Sanchez fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bitch! is out of range.
Bitch! throwing a counter right hand but Sanchez manages to avoid it.
Bitch! throws a jab when Sanchez was well out of range.
Sanchez fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bitch! misses with a jab to the body
enabling Sanchez to counter with a crisp jab.
Sanchez takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Sanchez tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitch! misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch! avoids the head kick by Sanchez. #T2#
Bitch! connects with a jab.
Sanchez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bitch! manages to avoid it.
Bitch! connects with an inside leg kick.
No joy there for Sanchez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sanchez throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bitch!.
Sanchez tries a head kick but it misses.
Sanchez throws a combination that misses
and Bitch! counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sanchez thinking.
Bitch! misses the shot to the body.
Sanchez throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bitch!.
Bitch! is looking to wear down Sanchez with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bitch! throws a jab when Sanchez was well out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sanchez! But no joy.
Bitch! uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sanchez.
Bitch! scores with a shot to the body.
Bitch! misses the body punch
and Sanchez counters with a nice uppercut.
Sanchez is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sanchez avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bitch! checks a low kick from Sanchez.
An attempted straight right counter from Bitch! misses the target.#T3#
Bitch! lands a glancing blow to the side of Sanchez's head.
Sloppy strikes from Sanchez. Those never looked like landing.
A combination from Sanchez does no damage.
Bitch! throws a big shot that misses.
Sanchez lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Sanchez scores with a nice right hand.
Sanchez falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bitch! counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bitch! moves away from the strike by Sanchez. #CL#
Bitch! clinches.
Sanchez has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bitch! is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sanchez misses with an elbow over the top.
Bitch! swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bitch! misses with a body punch.
Bitch! crunches a lovely knee into Sanchez's ribcage.
Sanchez displaying some good clinch control by pressing Bitch! up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch! lands an elbow just above Sanchez 's eye. #T4#
Bitch! scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sanchez creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. #BC2#
Sanchez breaks from the clinch.
Bitch! misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sanchez.
Sanchez swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Sanchez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bitch!.
Bitch! paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Sanchez misses with a jab, cross combination. #CL2#
Sanchez darts in and clinches Bitch! up against the cage.
Bitch! softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Sanchez blocks the elbow strike.
Sanchez wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bitch! has him pressed against the cage.
Sanchez wants to get back to striking at distance but Bitch! won't allow it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC2#
Sanchez breaks from the clinch.
Sanchez swinging wildly here.
Sanchez takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rick James, Bitch! will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Jab by Bitch!.
Nice uppercut lands for Bitch!. That snapped Sanchez's head back.
Sanchez closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bitch! waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sanchez.
Sanchez clobbers Bitch! with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sanchez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sanchez looks for the body kick but Bitch! saw that one coming.
Bitch! showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sanchez.
A punch combination from Sanchez misses.
Sanchez tries to bum rush Bitch! with a series of wild strikes but Bitch! uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bitch! takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bitch! connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Estefan Sanchez seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sanchez on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bitch! takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sanchez throws a right hand that Bitch! ducks under and follows up with a left that Bitch! also avoids with ease.
Bitch! ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#CL#
Bitch! forces Sanchez back against the cage and clinches.#T1#
Sanchez avoids a wild elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! misses with a hook from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Bitch! scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sanchez avoiding damage.
Bitch! lands a hook that snaps the head of Sanchez backwards.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Sanchez avoids the elbow strike from Bitch!, against the cage.
Sanchez is trying to stall.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Sanchez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Sanchez avoiding damage as Bitch! throws knees to the body.
Sanchez misses with a punch on the inside.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Bitch! gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Sanchez.
Sanchez prevents a body shot from Bitch!. #T2#
Sanchez avoiding damage as Bitch! throws knees to the body.
A short right from Bitch!.
Sanchez can't get the takedown. #TD2#
Sanchez jumps into guard, dragging Bitch! to the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sanchez wants to stand and escape but Bitch! is having none of it.
Bitch! has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Sanchez pulls Bitch! in close to prevent any damage.
Bitch! is standing up over Sanchez. Sanchez looks to escape but Bitch! dives into side control.
Sanchez prevents Bitch! from moving into mount.
Sanchez is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Sanchez stops Bitch! from passing to mount. #T3#
The referee asks Bitch! politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Bitch! prefers to stall for the moment though.
Bitch! wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sanchez keeps working.
Sanchez is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Bitch! off and has taken his back!#SUB2#
Sanchez looking to finish the fight with a rear naked choke. Bitch! is controlling Sanchez 's left arm and he spins nicely into guard.
Bitch! prevents Sanchez from getting back to his feet. #T4#
Bitch! is stalling in the full guard.
Sanchez wants to sweep here but Bitch! controlling him for the moment.
Sanchez wants to stand and escape but Bitch! is having none of it.
Bitch! is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Sanchez tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Sanchez works over Bitch!'s head and body with a nice combination.
Sanchez throws a nice inside leg kick. #CL#
Bitch! has managed to clinch.
Bitch! goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sanchez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sanchez misses with a body punch.
Bitch! lands an elbow just above Sanchez 's eye. #CUT#
It looks like Estefan Sanchez has been cut.
Sanchez has had enough of the clinch but Bitch! keeps him there for the moment.
Bitch! scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bitch! lands a right hand. #BC2#
Sanchez manages to break the clinch.
Bitch! moves in looking to clinch but Sanchez pushes him off.
Sanchez's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Sanchez duly obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sanchez takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Sanchez shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bitch! misses with a leg kick.
Bitch! connects with a single shot there.#T1#
Bitch! throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sanchez tries to clinch there but Bitch! circles away.
Sanchez looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Sanchez throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sloppy strikes from Sanchez. Those never looked like landing.
Good leg kick by Sanchez there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bitch! misses with a looping right.#CL#
Bitch! closes the distance and pushes Sanchez back into the cage.
Sanchez lands a body punch in the clinch. #BC2#
Sanchez pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sanchez looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sanchez tries a head kick but it misses.
Sanchez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch!.
Bitch! closes the distance but Sanchez moves to the side
and Sanchez counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sanchez tries to clinch but Bitch! moves out of range.
Estefan Sanchez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T2#
Sanchez takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure. #CL#
Bitch! gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sanchez is trying to break the clinch but Bitch! has him pressed against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bitch! lands a damaging elbow.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it misses.
A short right from Bitch!.
Sanchez prevents a body shot from Bitch!.
Sanchez takes an elbow to the temple.
Bitch! creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sanchez's defenses.
Sanchez blocks a body shot from Bitch!.
Sanchez lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sanchez dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sanchez avoids the elbow strike from Bitch!, against the cage.
Rick James, Bitch! has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Sanchez pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bitch! throws an elbow but misses. #T3#
Sanchez is trying to break the clinch but Bitch! has him pressed against the cage.
Sanchez blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bitch! taking a break, stalling in the clinch. #BC2#
Sanchez's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sanchez on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bitch! is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sanchez can do to turn this around?
A slapping leg kick lands for Sanchez.
Bitch! lands an overhand right.
Sanchez looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bitch! avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sanchez takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Sanchez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sanchez throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Bitch! to counter with a crisp jab.
Bitch! misses with a hook. Sanchez ducked under it nicely.
Bitch! takes a swing at Sanchez's ribcage but misses. #T4#
Sanchez throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bitch! tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
Bitch! finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bitch!.
Sanchez misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sanchez takes one on the chin but seems OK.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sanchez misses with a body kick.
Bitch! connects with a single shot there.
Bitch! throws a nice outside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bitch!. That's going to slow Sanchez down.
Sanchez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sanchez avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sanchez is looking for the big counter here.
Sanchez takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bitch! misses with a hook. Sanchez ducked under it nicely.
As Bitch! backs off Sanchez throws a huge counter combo but Bitch! manages to avoid it all.
Bitch! lands a nice looking body kick.
Sanchez walks into a jab.
Estefan Sanchez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A left and a right from Sanchez both land. Nice combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rick James, Bitch! showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bitch! has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 29:28
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rick James, Bitch!!

An out of breath Rick James, Bitch! thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Madness MMA 8: Warrior Spirit     
Date:   Jan 21, 2017
#R1#
Bitch! throws a lazy right hand but Djurdjevic sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Djurdjevic tries a head kick but it misses.
Djurdjevic throws a head kick that misses.
Bitch! tries to clinch up but Djurdjevic circles away and keeps his distance.
Djurdjevic misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A big left from Djurdjevic misses.
Djurdjevic throws a sloppy head kick
and Bitch! counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bitch! lands with a straight right. Djurdjevic didn't see that one coming.
Bitch! connects with a leg kick. Djurdjevic looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bitch! throws a looping overhand right but Djurdjevic ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch! throws out a powerful jab.
Bitch! cracks Djurdjevic with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bitch! throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Djurdjevic sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Djurdjevic throws a lazy head kick
and Bitch! counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#CL#
Bitch! gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bitch! lands a hook to the side of the head.
Djurdjevic lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow. #T1#
Bitch! lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Djurdjevic on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from Djurdjevic as the two fighters clinch.
Nice elbow from Bitch!. #CUT#
It looks like Adis Djurdjevic has been cut.
Djurdjevic tries to pull guard but Bitch! won't allow it.
Bitch! misses with some punches.
Djurdjevic blocks the elbow strike.
Djurdjevic misses with a body punch.
Djurdjevic can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch! controls the action.
Djurdjevic lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Djurdjevic.
Djurdjevic fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Djurdjevic is leaning against Bitch! and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Djurdjevic doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bitch! throws a head punch that misses.
Djurdjevic blocking some punches.
Bitch! stalls.
Bitch! prevents a body shot from Djurdjevic. #T2#
Bitch! fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Djurdjevic blocks an elbow strike.
Djurdjevic prevents a body shot from Bitch!.
Bitch! misses with an elbow over the top.
Djurdjevic lands a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! tries a body shot but Djurdjevic blocks it.
Djurdjevic tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch!'s elbow.
Djurdjevic misses with a short punch on the inside.
Djurdjevic misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bitch! stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Djurdjevic takes an elbow to the temple.
Djurdjevic misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bitch!.
Djurdjevic can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch! controls the action.
Djurdjevic avoids the elbow strike from Bitch!, against the cage.
Djurdjevic fails to pull the fight into his guard. #T3#
Bitch! works on Djurdjevic's body with a couple of short punches.
Djurdjevic struggles to land a body shot inside as Bitch! controls his hands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Djurdjevic misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch! fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch! pushes Djurdjevic back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Bitch!.
Djurdjevic goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Djurdjevic lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Bitch! lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Djurdjevic throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bitch!s head.
Djurdjevic blocks an elbow strike.
Bitch! lands a body punch in the clinch.
Djurdjevic looks winded!
A short uppercut from Bitch!.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Djurdjevic blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bitch! tries to land knees in the clinch but Djurdjevic avoids the damage to the body.
Bitch! pushes off an throws an elbow but Djurdjevic leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.#T4#
Djurdjevic fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch! lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bitch! lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bitch! blocking some punches.
Djurdjevic can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch! controls the action.
Djurdjevic swings wildly with an uppercut but Bitch! uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short body shot lands from Djurdjevic as the two fighters clinch.
Djurdjevic being controlled against the cage.
Djurdjevic tries to work over Bitch!'s body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bitch! tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Djurdjevic avoids it.
Bitch! blocks a body shot from Djurdjevic.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bitch!.
Bitch! swings wildly with an uppercut but Djurdjevic uses good head movement to avoid it.
Djurdjevic can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch! controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Adis Djurdjevic's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Djurdjevic misses with a hook to the body
and Bitch! counters with a left to the body.
Bitch! fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Djurdjevic moves out of range of the strikes.
Bitch! is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Djurdjevic can do to turn this around?
A swing and a miss from Djurdjevic.
Bitch! lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Djurdjevic takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nice body punch from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a series of strikes that have Djurdjevic backpedaling.
Djurdjevic tries a head kick but it misses.
Bitch! tries to clinch there but Djurdjevic circles away.
Djurdjevic slips under a jab from Bitch!.
Djurdjevic looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Bitch! uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Djurdjevic has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Djurdjevic looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bitch! fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Djurdjevic sizes up Bitch! with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Djurdjevic misses with a left hand
and Bitch! connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bitch! lunges at Djurdjevic with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Djurdjevic's hand.
Bitch! misses with a looping right.
A little jabbing left from Djurdjevic on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T1#
Bitch! moves out of range of the strikes.
Djurdjevic walks into a left hand.
Djurdjevic lands an overhand right.
Bitch! jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #ROC#
Djurdjevic is rocked!
Bitch! cracks Djurdjevic with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Djurdjevic falls to his knees and Bitch! doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick James, Bitch!!
Rick James, Bitch! seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Adis Djurdjevic spoke after the fight, saying 'I can see the pasture..... and it's beginning to look green'.

 

Event: Madness MMA 2: Shore vs Boromi     
Date:   Dec 17, 2016
#R1#
Babe moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Babe throws a looping overhand right but Bitch! ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch! avoids the body shot from Babe.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Bitch!.
Bitch! moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bitch! bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bitch! slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Babe misses the target.
Babe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bitch! keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bitch! ducks under a wild hook from Babe.
Bitch! throws a front kick aimed at Babe's knee but Babe avoids it well.
An attempted straight right counter from Babe misses the target.
The fighters circling - Babe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bitch!.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch! lands a nice shot that snaps Babe's head back.
Bitch! avoids the body shot from Babe.
Babe throws a lazy right hand but Bitch! sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A nice side step and Bitch! releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Raine Babe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Babe on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Babe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Babe walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#T1#
Bitch! displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Babe throws out the jab.
A little jabbing left from Bitch! on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Babe throws a shot from downtown. Bitch! moves away and avoids it.
Bitch! misses the shot to the body.
Bitch! takes a swing at Babe's ribcage but misses.
Babe is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bitch!.
Babe lands with a straight right. Bitch! didn't see that one coming.
Babe throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on Bitch!'s jaw, knocking him onto his back! Babe dives in looking to finish as Bitch! flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Babe's strikes! Babe is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! Bitch!'s desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but Bitch! was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Raine Babe!
An out of breath Raine Babe thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 07, 2016
#R1#
Bitch! throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Sanchez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch! throws out the jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bitch!. Sanchez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch! misses with a low kick.
Sanchez swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Sanchez moves to clinch but Bitch! breaks away
and Sanchez takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL#
Bitch! clinches up with Sanchez and pushes him back against the cage.
Sanchez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bitch! tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sanchez avoids it.
Sanchez blocks the elbow strike.
Bitch! tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sanchez's elbow.
Bitch! tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sanchez avoids it.
A short left from Bitch!.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch! lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sanchez backwards.
Sanchez is working Bitch! over against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Sanchez avoiding damage as Bitch! throws knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Bitch!.
Sanchez looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch! works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sanchez can't break the clinch. #T1#
Sanchez takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT#
It looks like Estefan Sanchez has been cut.
Bitch! gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Bitch! is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Sanchez managing to block the knees to the body from Bitch!.
Bitch! softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bitch! gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Sanchez takes an elbow to the forehead.
Sanchez tries to break free but Bitch! pushes him back against the cage.
Bitch! crunches a lovely knee into Sanchez's ribcage.
Bitch! throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sanchezs head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Sanchez's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bitch! lands with a right to the head. #ROC#
Sanchez is rocked!
We've been informed that Sanchez has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bitch! lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sanchez is still on wobbly legs! Can Bitch! finish him?
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike.
Bitch! scores with a nice hook to the head.#T2#
Bitch! dips a shoulder and cracks Sanchez with a mighty uppercut! Sanchez falls back against the cage and Bitch! unloads with a barrage of strikes! Sanchez is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Bitch! screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick James, Bitch!!
After winning the bout, Rick James, Bitch! thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 18, 2016
#R1#
Bitch! wants to clinch#TD#
and Steel Penn counters with a shoot takedown. Bitch! fights it but they end up in guard.
Steel Penn would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Bitch! tries to land a sweep but no joy. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Steel Penn fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Steel Penn slips under a jab.
Steel Penn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #CL2#
Bitch! has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bitch! scores with a shot to the side of Steel Penn's head.
Bitch! pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Steel Penn can't break the clinch.
Bitch! tries to land knees in the clinch but Steel Penn avoids the damage to the body.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Steel Penn blocks the elbow strike.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Steel Penn is trying to push Bitch! away but Bitch! has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bitch! tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Steel Penn blocking some punches.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it misses. #T3#
Steel Penn lands a left hand.
Bitch! throws a punch but it's blocked by Steel Penn.
Steel Penn lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bitch! throws an elbow but misses. #BC#
Steel Penn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bitch! misses with a wild body shot.
Bitch! dips to his left and cracks Steel Penn with an uppercut!
Bitch! staying out of range there.
Steel Penn on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #CL2#
Bitch! clinches up with Steel Penn and pushes him back against the cage.
Steel Penn blocks a body shot from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands with a right to the head.
Steel Penn blocks an elbow strike.#T4#
Bitch! misses with an elbow over the top.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bitch! - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Steel Penn blocks a body shot from Bitch!.
Bitch! pushes off an throws an elbow but Steel Penn leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch! missing with knees to the body.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bitch! misses with a punch on the inside.
Steel Penn throws a punch but it's blocked by Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a punch but it's blocked by Steel Penn.
Steel Penn lands a left hand.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bitch! misses with an elbow over the top.
Steel Penn throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bitch!s head.
Steel Penn blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC#
Steel Penn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
A clash of legs there as Steel Penn blocks the low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bitch! looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Steel Penn half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bitch! misses with a hook.
Bitch! misses the shot to the body.
Steel Penn throws a nice inside leg kick.
Steel Penn throws a leg kick but Bitch! moved away.
Bitch! lands a jab.
Bitch! tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch! misses with the combination.
Bitch! throws a low kick but Steel Penn moves out of range easily.
Steel Penn tries to counter with a takedown but Bitch! is quick to defend against it.#T1#
Steel Penn rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bitch! moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bitch! has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bitch! doesn't manage to clinch there - Steel Penn circles away.
Steel Penn attempts a counter takedown but Bitch! avoids it well and moves away.
Bitch! tests Steel Penn's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bitch! misses with a straight right.
Steel Penn uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch!.
Bitch! scores with a jab to the jaw.
Steel Penn takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bitch! misses with a hook. Steel Penn ducked under it nicely.
Steel Penn feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Bitch! throws out a loose jab but Steel Penn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Steel Penn looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Steel Penn takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bitch! misses with a double jab
and Steel Penn counters with a straight right hand.#T2#
Bitch! throws a jab but it's blocked by Steel Penn.
Steel Penn tries to counter with a takedown but Bitch! is quick to defend against it.
Bitch! connects with a crisp jab.
Steel Penn checks a low kick from Bitch!.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch! throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Steel Penn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bitch! tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Steel Penn attempts a counter takedown but Bitch! avoids it well and moves away.
Bitch! takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bitch! works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rick James, Bitch! is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Steel Penn avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Steel Penn scores with a decent looking hook.
Bitch! is looking to chop away at Steel Penn's legs.
Steel Penn tries to counter by clinching up but Bitch! breaks away and moves out of range.
Bitch! lands with a straight right. Steel Penn didn't see that one coming.
Bitch! throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T3#
Steel Penn needs to keep his hands up - Bitch! had a free shot at his head there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bitch!.
Steel Penn takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bitch! misses with a looping right.
Steel Penn tried to counter with a leg kick but Bitch! avoided it.
Steel Penn on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bitch! throws a hook to the side of Steel Penn's head but Steel Penn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Steel Penn tries to counter with a takedown but Bitch! is quick to defend against it.
Bitch! slips under a jab from Steel Penn.
Bitch! misses with a body kick.
Bitch! throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bitch! thumps Steel Penn with a low kick.
Bitch! delivers a nice body kick.#T4#
Bitch! throws a hook to the side of Steel Penn's head but Steel Penn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A little feinted left hand from Steel Penn on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bitch! gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bitch! falls off balance throwing a combination #TD#
and Steel Penn counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bitch! won't be happy with that.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You can see the frustration on Bitch!'s face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Steel Penn tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Steel Penn trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Steel Penn avoids the body shot from Bitch!.
Steel Penn tries to counter by clinching up but Bitch! breaks away and moves out of range.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bitch! throws out a loose jab but Steel Penn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bitch! scores with a jab to the head.
Bitch! falls off balance throwing a combination #TD#
and Steel Penn decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bitch!'s guard.
Bitch! wants to get back to his feet but Steel Penn passes into half guard. #REVB#
Steel Penn tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Bitch! wants to improve his position but Steel Penn is controlling well.
Steel Penn tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Bitch!. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bitch! tries to get to full guard but Steel Penn has control of the leg.
Bitch! keeps trying to improve his position.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Bitch! connects with a good right hand that stumbles Steel Penn. Steel Penn circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Mr Steel Penn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Steel Penn stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bitch!.
Bitch! stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A low kick from Bitch! is predictable there #TD#
so Steel Penn counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Steel Penn wants to stand but Bitch! is controlling his posture from full guard.
Bitch! tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T3#
Steel Penn wanted to stand there but Bitch! had control of the position.
Bitch! seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Bitch! has a closed guard, preventing Steel Penn from standing up. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bitch! throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Steel Penn changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A slow jab from Bitch! misses its intended target.
Steel Penn is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bitch!.
That kick from Bitch! tenderised Steel Penn's leg. Steel Penn is trying to keep his angry face on.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Steel Penn slips a straight right by Bitch!.
Bitch! lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rick James, Bitch! comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bitch! winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Josh West scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rick James, Bitch!!

A relieved looking Rick James, Bitch! thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 08, 2016
#R1#
Debil misses with a low kick.
Bitch! works Debil's body with a nice hook.
Bitch! scores with a hook.
Debil takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bitch!.
Some bone on bone action there as Bitch! checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Debil throws a solid leg kick but Bitch! takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Debil.
It seemed like Bitch! was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Debil shoots in for a takedown but Bitch! shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#CL2#
Bitch! rushes Debil and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Bitch! lands with a left to the head.
Bitch! lands with a short punch from the clinch. #CUT2#
It looks like Der Debil has been cut.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Debil.
Debil drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Der Debil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Debil is breathing heavily.
Knees to the body from Bitch!. #T1#
Bitch! lands a hook that snaps the head of Debil backwards.
Bitch! lands an elbow that stopped Debil in his tracks for a moment.
Bitch! just leaning against Debil, taking a breather.
Debil takes an elbow to the forehead.
Debil's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#CUT2#
Der Debil's cut is getting worse.
Bitch! lands a hook that snaps the head of Debil backwards.
A right hand to the body from Bitch!.
Bitch! works on Debil's body with a couple of short punches.
Debil takes an elbow to the temple.
Debil drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch! gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bitch! lands a nice uppercut.
Debil letting Bitch! take a breather here.
Bitch! is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitch! scores with a nice hook to the head.#CUT2#
Der Debil's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bitch! lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bitch! softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T2#
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Bitch! working some nice short punches in the clinch.#CUT2#
Jeez, Der Debil's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Bitch! pressing his opponent against the cage.
Bitch! lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Debil takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bitch! creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Debil's defenses.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Der Debil's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Rick James, Bitch!!
After winning the bout, Rick James, Bitch! thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Der Debil was interviewed post fight and said 'i did what i can, i have lost this fight but i will learn more and be a better fighter in the future!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 25, 2016
#R1#
Bitch! moves out of range as Penn strikes.
Bitch! throws a looping overhand right but Penn ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch! looks to score with a jab to the body but Penn is just out of range.
Bitch! throws a hook to the side of Penn's head but Penn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Penn half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Penn on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bitch! misses the shot to the body.
Penn throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bitch!.
A swing and a miss from Penn.
Penn moves out of range as Bitch! strikes.
Bitch! bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Penn's head backwards.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Bitch! closes the distance and pushes Penn back into the cage.
Bitch! softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Penn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bitch! scores with a shoulder strike.
Penn blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Bitch! throws a head punch that misses.
Penn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch! avoids it.
Bitch! digs a right hand underneath Penn's ribcage. Penn let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Penn tries a body shot but Bitch! blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Penn fails to land.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bitch! just misses with a elbow thrown towards Penn's brow.
A nice left hand lands by Bitch!.
Bitch! pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Penn lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Penn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch!'s elbow.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Penn blocks an uppercut.
Bitch! prevents a body shot from Penn.
Penn lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T2#
Penn avoids the elbow strike from Bitch!, against the cage.
Penn doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bitch! throws an elbow that misses.
Penn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Penn.
Bitch! missing with knees to the body.
Penn lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Penn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Penn is working Bitch! over against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Penn.
Penn is working Bitch! over against the cage.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bitch! on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Penn lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Penn blocks an elbow strike from Bitch!. #T3#
Penn dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Penn.
Bitch! misses with the head strike.
Penn struggles to land a body shot inside as Bitch! controls his hands.
Bitch! is struggling to control the position.
A head punch on the inside from Penn fails to land.
Bitch! lands a damaging elbow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bitch! just misses with a elbow thrown towards Penn's brow.
Bitch! scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bitch! pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Bitch! fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Penn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Penn with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A short uppercut from Bitch!.
Nice elbow from Penn. #T4#
Bitch! throws a punch but it's blocked by Penn.
Bitch! looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bitch! scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch! misses with the head strike.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it misses.
Penn avoids a wild elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Penn tries to work over Bitch!'s body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bitch! lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Penn blocks the elbow strike.
Bitch! softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bitch! trying to stall but Penn improves his position.
Bitch! tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Penn's elbow.
Bitch! doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bitch! misses with an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Penn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bitch! paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Penn blocks a jab.
Bitch! is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Penn.
Bitch! pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Penn does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Penn misses with a left hand
and Bitch! counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bitch! swings for the body but Penn moves out of range.
Penn checks the leg kick nicely there.
Penn throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn misses with a hook.
Penn slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bitch! misses with a hook.
Bitch! walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bitch! doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T1#
Bitch! scores with a jab.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bitch! checks the leg kick.
Penn tries to clinch up but Bitch! circles away and keeps his distance.
Bitch! looks to land a left hand but Penn moved out of range nicely.
Bitch! uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Penn has time to react.
Penn defending well as Bitch! loads up on a big left hand.
Penn drops down looking for a counter takedown but Bitch! sprawls and moves away.
Bitch! waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Penn.
Penn needs to keep his hands up - Bitch! had a free shot at his head there.
Bitch! throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Penn changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Penn blocks a jab.
Penn attempts a counter takedown but Bitch! avoids it well and moves away.
Bitch! throws a hook but Penn avoids it easily.
Bitch! throws a hook but Penn blocks it.
Bitch! tries to close the distance and clinch but Penn swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T2#
Bitch! misses with a wild body shot.
Penn drops down looking for a counter takedown but Bitch! sprawls and moves away.
We've been told by Penn's head coaches at The Good the Bad and The Ugly that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bitch! throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bitch! tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Penn was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws out a loose jab but Penn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Penn changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Penn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bitch! paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Penn moves out of range as Bitch! throws a body kick.
Bitch! bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Penn slips under a jab from Bitch!.
Bitch! on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bitch!. Penn does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch! misses with a body kick.
Bitch! throws a jab but it's blocked by Penn.
Penn misses with a hook.#T3#
Bitch! misses with a straight left.
Penn connects with an inside leg kick.
Jab, jab by Bitch! - just one landing.
Bitch! takes a swing at Penn's ribcage but misses.
Penn feinted with a counter takedown.
Bitch! with a jab.
Penn slips a jab from Bitch!.
Bitch! misses with a body shot.
Penn lands a head kick!
Bitch! tests Penn's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Bitch! in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Bitch! tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Penn is able to avoid easily.
A big right from Bitch! misses.
Penn defending well as Bitch! loads up on a big left hand. #T4#
Bitch! tried to score with a low kick but Penn checks it.
Penn moves out of range as Bitch! throws a body kick.
Bitch! lands a nice shot that snaps Penn's head back.
A bone on bone clash there as Bitch! blocks the leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An inside leg kick lands from Penn.
A leg kick checked by Penn.
Bitch! throws a big shot that misses.
Bitch! is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Penn.
Penn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bitch! dips to his left and cracks Penn with an uppercut!
Bitch! misses the shot to the body.
Bitch! tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bitch! keeps the fight on the outside.
Bitch! fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Penn manages to avoid it.
Bitch! throws out a powerful jab.
Bitch! lands a nice looking body shot.
Penn slips a straight right by Bitch!.
Penn was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Penn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bitch!. Bitch! obviously looking to wear him down.
Bitch! cracks a nice hook into Penn's ribs.
Bitch! looks to land a left hand but Penn moved out of range nicely.
Penn cracks the inside of Bitch!'s front leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch! throws a solid leg kick but Penn takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bitch!.
Bitch! scores with a hook.
Penn moves out of range as Bitch! strikes.
Penn attempts a counter takedown but Bitch! avoids it well and moves away.
Penn misses with a head kick. #T1#
Bitch! walks into a stiff left hand from Penn.
Bitch! has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bitch! throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bitch! tests Penn's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bitch! looks to land a right hand but Penn moved out of range.
Penn missing with a left hand there. Bitch! was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters circling - Bitch! throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Penn tries to clinch but Bitch! is having none of it.
Bitch! on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Penn scores with a nice strike.#KD#
Penn lands a big head kick that sends Bitch! tumbling to the mat! Penn takes a step backwards and waves Bitch! back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#
Bitch! is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch! lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bitch! is still on wobbly legs! Can Penn finish him?
Bitch! fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Penn manages to avoid it.
Penn connects with a right hand. Bitch! shakes it off.
OH! Bitch! has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Penn smells blood and charges in for the finish! Penn unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Bitch! sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Steel Penn!
During a confident post fight interview, Steel Penn thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 17, 2016
#R1#
Bitch! catches Penn with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bitch! misses with a wild body shot.
Bitch! missing with a left hand there. Penn was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Penn is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Penn slips under a jab from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bitch! moves out of range as Penn strikes.
Bitch! lands a nice leg kick that just misses Penn's sensitive parts.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Bitch!.
Penn tries to work over Bitch!'s front leg with a kick but Bitch! checks it.
Penn throws a leg kick
and Bitch! counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch! thuds his right hand into Penn's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bitch! misses with a body punch #CL2#
and Penn counters by clinching up.
Penn lands a damaging elbow. #CUT2#
It looks like Rick James, Bitch! has been cut.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch! has a couple of punches blocked by Penn. #T1#
Bitch! throws an elbow but it misses.
Bitch! swings wildly with an uppercut but Penn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bitch! throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bitch! has a couple of punches blocked by Penn.
Penn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bitch! swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bitch! misses with an elbow over the top.
Penn missing with knees to the body.
Penn struggles to land a body shot inside as Bitch! controls his hands.
Penn takes an elbow to the temple.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Penn.
Penn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bitch! prevents a body shot from Penn.
Bitch! working aggressively here. #T2#
Penn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bitch! lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bitch! looks to throw an elbow but misses.
We've been informed that Penn has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Penn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Penn lands a nice shot to the body.
Bitch! tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Penn's elbow.
Bitch! misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch! tries to land knees in the clinch but Penn avoids the damage to the body.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Penn lands with a short shot to the head.
Bitch! misses with a punch on the inside.
Bitch! misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Penn creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Bitch! fails to land.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bitch! swings wildly with an uppercut but Penn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bitch! pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.#T3#
Penn lands a hook that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Bitch! lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bitch! throws an elbow but misses.
Penn scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Penn's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Penn tries a body shot but Bitch! blocks it.
Penn lands a hook that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Penn digs a right hand underneath Bitch!'s ribcage. Bitch! let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Penn lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Penn.
Penn lands on the inside with an uppercut. #T4#
Bitch! tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Penn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Penn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch!'s elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch! tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bitch! lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bitch! lands an uppercut.
Penn dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! swings wildly with an uppercut but Penn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Penn blocks an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Penns head.
Penn takes an elbow to the temple.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bitch!.
Penn takes a shot to the head.
Penn working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bitch! lands an elbow that stopped Penn in his tracks for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rick James, Bitch!'s cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Penn misses with a body kick.
As Penn backs away, Bitch! returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Penn.
Penn takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bitch! takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Penn is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Penn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bitch! tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Penn feints the counter takedown.
Bitch! throws a leg kick that misses.
Bitch! fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bitch! is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Penn can do to turn this around?
Penn wants to slow Bitch! down by chopping away at his legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Bitch! closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Penn managing to block the knees to the body from Bitch!.
Penn pushes Bitch! back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bitch! has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Penn scores with a shoulder strike. #T1#
Bitch! swings wildly with an uppercut but Penn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Penn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bitch! working aggressively here.
Bitch! gets through Penn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bitch! misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bitch! has a couple of punches blocked by Penn.
Penn lands a shoulder strike.
Bitch! lands with a short shot to the head.
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Penn working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Penn fails to land.
Bitch! pushes Penn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Penn lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Bitch! dodges an elbow strike from Penn.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. #T2#
Bitch! misses with the head strike.
Bitch! lands with a right to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Penn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Penn misses with some punches.
Bitch! misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bitch! throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch! is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Penn is defending well for now.
Bitch! creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Penn has Bitch! pushed against the cage.
Penn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Penn can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch! controls the action.
Penn lands an uppercut.#T3#
Bitch! throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bitch! throws an elbow but misses.
Bitch! misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bitch! tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bitch! throws an elbow but misses.
Penn lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bitch!.
Penn tries to throw a body punch but Bitch! avoids it by throwing Penn back against the cage.
Bitch! blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Penn lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bitch! prevents a body shot from Penn.
Rick James, Bitch! has scored more points in the clinch so far.#BC2#
Penn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #KD2#
Penn lands a big right hand that sends Bitch! crashing to the mat! Penn stays standing though and waves Bitch! back to his feet!#ROC2#
Bitch! is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bitch! tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Penn is able to avoid easily.
Oh Bitch! is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Penn is looking to clinch.
Crack! A monster head kick from Penn and Bitch! falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Penn!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Steel Penn!
Steel Penn thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 12, 2016
#R1#
Steel Penn throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bitch! counters with a good low kick that Steel Penn was not able to check.
Bitch! is looking to land body kicks.
Steel Penn throwing a counter right hand but Bitch! manages to avoid it.#CL2#
Bitch! moves into the clinch successfully.
Steel Penn tries to score a body lock takedown but Bitch! shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Steel Penn is breathing heavily.
Bitch! has a couple of punches blocked by Steel Penn. #TD#
Steel Penn gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Steel Penn wants to control but Bitch! is keeping him busy.
Bitch! is controlling Steel Penn's trapped leg to prevent Steel Penn from advancing to side control.
Bitch! is looking for a sweep. Steel Penn is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch! is trying to control but can't.
Bitch! is looking to improve his position.
Bitch! is looking to control Steel Penn's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bitch! avoid being mounted?#T1#
Steel Penn is taking a breather. Bitch! says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Steel Penn takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The fighters circling - Bitch! throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Steel Penn is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bitch! with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good work by Steel Penn as he checks the leg kick.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Steel Penn. Bitch! does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch! uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Steel Penn.
Steel Penn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bitch! scores with a leg kick. #T2#
Bitch! scores with a hook to the body. Steel Penn takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Steel Penn has been working on his balance at , so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Bitch!.
Steel Penn takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CUT2#
It looks like Mr Steel Penn has been cut.
Bitch! lands a nice shot to the body.
Bitch! fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Steel Penn avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bitch! wants to clinch up but Steel Penn keeps it at a distance.
Steel Penn slips a straight right by Bitch!.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bitch! is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bitch! lands a body shot.
Bitch! connects with a solid leg kick.
Bitch! jabs Steel Penn right on the nose. Steel Penn blinks but takes it well.
Bitch! throws a body shot but no joy.
Steel Penn tries to land a front kick but Bitch! steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.#T3#
Bitch! tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Steel Penn manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Steel Penn was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Steel Penn uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch!.
Steel Penn throws a counter high kick but Bitch! was just alert enough to avoid it.
Steel Penn takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A left lands for Bitch!.
Bitch! just misses with a punch to the body.
It looked like Steel Penn was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Bitch!.
Bitch! scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Steel Penn doesn't seem bothered though.
Steel Penn throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #CL2#
and Bitch! counters by moving into the clinch.
Steel Penn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Steel Penn shrugs off.
Bitch! throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch! missing with knees to the body.
Steel Penn tries to pull guard but Bitch! won't allow it.
Bitch! lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Steel Penn.
Steel Penn blocking some punches.
Bitch! tries to work over Steel Penn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! tries to land knees in the clinch but Steel Penn avoids the damage to the body. #T4#
Bitch! scores with a nice hook to the head.#ROC2#
Steel Penn is rocked!
Bitch! scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Oh Steel Penn is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bitch! lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Steel Penn backwards.
Bitch! unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Steel Penn! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Bitch! is unloading with more strikes now! Steel Penn drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick James, Bitch!!
A victorious Rick James, Bitch! thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 05, 2016
#R1#
Bitch! scores with a body shot.
Bitch! dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nemisis. That did some damage!
A thudding body kick lands there by Bitch!! #CL#
Bitch! has Nemisis up against the cage in a clinch.
Bitch! lands an uppercut.
Nemisis tries to stall but Bitch! uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Nemisis takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT#
It looks like Crow Nemisis has been cut.
Bitch! lands an uppercut.
Bitch! lands with a right to the head.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Bitch! lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Nemisis wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bitch! has him pressed against the cage.
Nemisis tries to circle away but Bitch! has him pinned against the cage.
Nemisis tries to pull guard but Bitch! forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike.
Nemisis has had enough of the clinch but Bitch! keeps him there for the moment.
Bitch! lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Bitch!.
Nemisis looks winded!
A nice left hand lands by Bitch!. #ROC#
Nemisis is rocked!#T1#
Bitch! avoiding damage.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow.
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike.
Bitch! has Nemisis pressed against the cage.
Bitch! lands with a right to the head. #KD#
Bitch! drops Nemisis onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Nemisis is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Nemisis is still on wobbly legs! Can Bitch! finish him?
Bitch! lands a hook that snaps the head of Nemisis backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitch! drops Nemisis with a massive uppercut from the clinch! Oh my word, Nemisis is out cold! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rick James, Bitch!!
A victorious Rick James, Bitch! thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: SP-ICON:Fireworks     
Date:   Jul 04, 2016
#R1##CL#
Bitch! moves into the clinch.
Pitakaka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #BC2#
Pitakaka escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pitakaka drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#KD2#
Pitakaka lands a big head kick that sends Bitch! tumbling to the mat! Pitakaka takes a step backwards and waves Bitch! back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Bitch! is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Rick James, Bitch! has been cut.
Pitakaka seems to be stalking Bitch! here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastating head kick! Bitch! drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Elijah Pitakaka!
In his post fight interview, Elijah Pitakaka started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: SP-ICON:Jangles V.S. Richards     
Date:   May 21, 2016
#R1##TD#
Bill dives in and scores a takedown into Bitch!'s guard.
Bitch! preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bill with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bitch! controlling Bill's posture.
Bitch! utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bitch! utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bill wants to control from the top but Bitch! keeps moving.
Bill missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bitch! utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bill throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bill throws an elbow that misses. Bitch! uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bill's guard. Nice move by Bitch!!#REVB##SUB#
Bill pushes a forearm under Bitch!'s chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Bitch! is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Don T. Bill!
A victorious Don T. Bill thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: SP-ICON: Ohchooto V.S Unkown 3     
Date:   Apr 09, 2016
#R1#
Harris throws a low kick, looking for Bitch!'s leg but Bitch! calmly moves out of range.
Bitch! swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bitch! slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bitch!.
Harris swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
It appears Bitch! was looking to counter with a kick there.#CL2#
Bitch! gets tackled into the cage by Harris. Harris maintains the clinch.
Bitch! lands an uppercut.
Bitch! misses with a punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Bitch! as the two fighters clinch.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Harris has Bitch! pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bitch! manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bitch! lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT#
It looks like Ruarc Harris has been cut.
Bitch! misses with some punches.
Bitch! stops a takedown attempt from Harris.
Harris just leaning against Bitch!, taking a breather. #BC2#
Harris escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harris fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bitch! connects with a jab.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harris fails to land with a series of punches. #T1##CL#
Bitch! gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Harris blocking some punches.
Still in the clinch, Bitch! scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bitch! misses with some punches.
Harris goes for a takedown attempt but Bitch! pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Rick James, Bitch! has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ruarc Harris.
Bitch! thuds a left hand into Harris's body.
Bitch! with a jab.
Bitch! lands a really nice looking cross but Harris seems unphased.
Harris throws a body kick that misses.
Bitch! stuns Harris with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bitch! connects with a nice looking jab.
Harris shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch! checks a low kick from Harris.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bitch! - that will leave a mark! #CL#
Bitch! has closed the distance and engaged Harris in a clinch. #T2#
Bitch! creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Harris looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bitch!.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Harris has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Harris blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harris tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Bitch! comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Harris looking for a takedown.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow.
Still in the clinch, Bitch! scores with a nice short uppercut.
Harris looking to throw knees to the head but Bitch! is blocking nicely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bitch! creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Harris drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch! gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Harris avoids a wild elbow strike from Bitch!.
Harris blocks an elbow strike.
Bitch! misses with a punch on the inside. #T3#
Harris works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bitch! trying to land knees to the body.
Harris blocking some punches.
Bitch! misses with an elbow strike.
Harris jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bitch! walks away with a smile on his face. Harris gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bitch! stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bitch! wants it to stay on the feet.
Bitch! scores with a jab to the head.
Bitch! lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bitch! slips a jab and a cross from Harris.
Good leg kick by Bitch! there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A punch lands to the side of Harris 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Harris uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch!.
Harris tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Bitch! throws a head kick that misses.
Bitch! throws a sloppy head kick and Harris moves out of range easily.
Harris is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#CL#
Bitch! clinches up against the cage.
Bitch! looks to throw an elbow but misses. #T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bitch! working aggressively here.
Harris lands with a right to the head.
Bitch! scores with a shot to the side of Harris's head.
Harris has Bitch! pushed against the cage.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it misses.
Bitch! lands with a light punch inside.
Harris blocks an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Harris as Bitch! tries to tie him up.
Harris taking a breather.
Bitch! makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ruarc Harris's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Bitch! misses with a body shot.
Bitch! looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Harris tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bitch! paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bitch! scores with a crisp jab that stopped Harris in his tracks.
Bitch! lands with a thumping leg kick.
Harris misses with a body shot. #CL2#
Harris instigates a clinch.
Bitch! can't find room to land a body shot as Harris controls the action.
Harris struggles to land a body shot inside as Bitch! controls his hands.
Bitch! avoiding damage as Harris throws knees to the body.
Harris tries to circle away but Bitch! has him pinned against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris displaying some good clinch control by pressing Bitch! up against the cage.
Bitch! misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bitch! throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Harriss head.
Harris is looking to control Bitch!'s arms but Bitch! gets an underhook and turns him. Now Harris has his back to the cage. #T1#
Harris is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Bitch! to keep the fight standing.
Bitch! lands with a right to the head.
Bitch! keeps control of Harris as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bitch! lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Harris.
Harris blocks an uppercut.
Harris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bitch! throws an elbow that misses. #BC2#
Harris breaks from the clinch.
Bitch! feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Harriss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Harris swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bitch!.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Harris.
Bitch! fires out a quick counter leg kick but Harris just manages to avoid it.
Bitch! lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Sloppy strikes from Harris. Those never looked like landing.
A little feinted left hand from Bitch! on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bitch! cracks the inside of Harris's front leg.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body kick from Bitch!.
Ruarc Harris is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T2#
Bitch! looks to land a combination but Harris avoids it well.
Harris takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bitch! lets loose with a powerful body kick. Harris will feel that in the morning.
A jab lands there for Bitch!.
Harris moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Harris moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bitch! misses the jab.
Bitch! lands with a good body shot.
Bitch! thuds a left hand into Harris's body.
Harris throws a series of punches but Bitch! avoids them all with ease.
Bitch! scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bitch! lands with a hook. Harris tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Rick James, Bitch! is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bitch! listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Nice straight punches there by Bitch!. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bitch!.
A low kick from Harris misses
and Bitch! makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#T3#
Harris tries to clinch up.
Harris uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a right and a left that both miss.
And Harris tries to counter it with a takedown but Bitch! pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bitch! uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Harris has time to react.
Good leg kick by Bitch! there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Harris misses with a hook. Bitch! ducked under it nicely. #CL2#
Harris closes the distance and pushes Bitch! back into the cage.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow.
Harris misses with an elbow over the top.
Harris trying to stall but Bitch! improves his position.
Bitch! comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bitch! lands with a left to the head. #ROC#
Harris is rocked!
Bitch! has a couple of punches blocked by Harris.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Harris is still on wobbly legs! Can Bitch! finish him?
Rick James, Bitch! has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Good body shot from Bitch!. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch! slows down the pace here.
Bitch! tries to stall but Harris uses the opportunity to gain a better position. #BC2#
Harris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Harris seems to have recovered his senses.
A punch lands to the side of Harris 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Harris walks into a stiff left hand from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#CL2#
Harris pushes Bitch! up against the cage in a clinch.
Harris tries to pull guard but Bitch! forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Bitch! swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Harris dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! has a couple of punches blocked by Harris.
Bitch! leaning against his opponent.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bitch!.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ruarc Harris's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Bitch! with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bitch! circles away from the clinch attempt.
Harris has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Harris pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice uppercut there from Bitch!.
Harris takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bitch!.
Bitch! fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Harris checks it well. #CL2#
Harris takes the fight into the clinch.
Bitch! throws an elbow that misses.
Bitch! scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris wants a takedown.
Bitch! throws an elbow that misses.
Harris can't get the takedown.
Harris wants to get back to striking at distance but Bitch! won't allow it.
Bitch! tries to throw a body punch but Harris avoids it by throwing Bitch! back against the cage. #T1#
Bitch! tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Harris avoids it.
Harris's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bitch! misses with some punches.
Harris taking a breather.
Bitch! tries a body shot but Harris blocks it.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Bitch! struggles to land a body shot inside as Harris controls his hands.
Bitch! is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Harris can do to turn this around?
Bitch! gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Harris is trying to break free.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Harris tries to stall but Bitch! uses the opportunity to gain a better position. #BC2#
Harris breaks the clinch.
Bitch! works the jab nicely.
Harris tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bitch! swats him away and circles back towards the center.
No joy there for Harris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Harris waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bitch!.#T2#
Harris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bitch!.
Harris tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bitch! swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bitch! connects with the punch.
Harris throws a series of punches but Bitch! avoids them all with ease.
Harris uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch!.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bitch! bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Harris's head.
Rick James, Bitch! is winning the standup battle so far.
A punch lands to the side of Harris 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bitch! swats away the attempt to clinch by Harris.
A swing and a miss from Bitch!.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a body punch but Harris moves out of range.
And Harris tries to counter it with a takedown but Bitch! pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bitch! misses with a body shot.
Bitch! will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T3#
Harris throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bitch! fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Harris.
Harris tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bitch! manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Harris throws a nice looking combination but Bitch! bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bitch! tests Harris's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bitch! ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harris moves away.
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
Harris moves out of range of the strikes.#CL2#
Harris rushes Bitch! and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Bitch! tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bitch! is trying to maintain a safe position but Harris gets an underhook and turns Bitch! into the cage.#BC2#
Harris escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
Bitch! gets tackled into the cage by Harris. Harris maintains the clinch.
Harris blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Harris takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT#
That has opened up Ruarc Harris's cut even more.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bitch! just misses with a elbow thrown towards Harris's brow. #T4#
Harris tries a body shot but Bitch! blocks it.
Harris takes an elbow to the forehead.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch! lands an uppercut.
Bitch! looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bitch! pushes off an throws an elbow but Harris leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bitch! misses with a hook from the clinch.
Harris jumps guard but Bitch! turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Rick James, Bitch! has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ruarc Harris.
Bitch! prevents a takedown attempt there.
Ruarc Harris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Harris takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bitch! swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bitch! is pressed up against the cage. Harris has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bitch! down to the mat. Bitch! avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bitch! cracks a nice hook into Harris's ribs.
Bitch! lands with a thumping leg kick.
Harris is looking to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bitch!.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rick James, Bitch! showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bitch! has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rick James, Bitch!!

A relieved looking Rick James, Bitch! thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Ruarc Harris spoke after the fight, saying 'I lost this match because i had a injured heart you see someone ran over my dog earlier today. If it where not for that i would have kicked this guys ass.'.

 

Event: fogies Trudeau V Malek     
Date:   Mar 09, 2016
#R1#
Bitch! cracks Susi with a good jab.
Nice takedown defense from Bitch!. No joy for Susi on that attempt.
Susi takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Susi changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bitch! tries to avoid it but Susi manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bitch! to the ground. Bitch! escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Susi shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bitch! as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Keni Susi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Susi fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bitch! avoids it really well and circles away.
Susi fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Susi tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bitch! sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Susi somewhat.
Susi has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bitch!.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Susi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bitch! as he jumps to the side.
Bitch! keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#TD#
Susi fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Bitch! to the ground. Susi is now in Bitch!'s guard.#T1#
Bitch! keeping full guard, as Susi tries to pass. #SUB#
Susi drops back, looking for a kneebar! Bitch! looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Bitch! looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Bitch!! #REVB#
Susi prevents Bitch! from moving into mount.
You can see the frustration on Susi's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Bitch! really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Susi. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Susi is looking to reverse the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Susi is working hard here to advance position.
Susi struggling a bit here.#T2#
Susi is looking for a sweep.
Susi is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Susi is trying to control but can't. #SUB#
Susi is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bitch! pulls his head out easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Susi is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bitch! pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Susi looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Susi is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at V Elite Gym that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.#SUB#
Susi looking for subs from the bottom but Bitch! mounts him!#T3#
Susi is in all sorts of trouble here.
Bitch! controlling the position easily from mount.
Susi is looking to improve his position but Bitch! isn't that keen on the idea.
Bitch! looking to control and managing it successfully.
Susi is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Susi can't escape the position.
Bitch! tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Susi bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Susi lands a couple of elbows.
Bitch! looking to hit a scissor sweep but Susi is one step ahead there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Susi trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick James, Bitch! dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Bitch! lands with a right hand.
Bitch! swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#TD#
Susi shoots in and bounces Bitch! off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Susi trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bitch! keeping moving, preventing Susi from controlling successfully.
Susi looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch! is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Susi might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Susi tries to free his leg and advance position but Bitch! is retaining full guard. #T1#
Bitch! wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Susi pushes down on Bitch!'s leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB#
Susi is trying to work for a kimura but Bitch! is defending well.
Susi throwing shots but Bitch! is blocking nicely.
Susi thows a huge punch but Bitch! dodges it nicely.
Bitch! controlling the leg, holding on to half guard. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bitch! is trying to control but can't.
Bitch! gets back to full guard.
Bitch! preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Susi stands and throws Bitch!'s legs to the side, diving into side control.
Susi tries to advance to mount but can't.
Susi working away.#T3##SUB#
Susi looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bitch! struggling a bit here.#SUB#
Susi has hold of Bitch!'s arm. He's looking for a kimura. Bitch! seems comfortable defending it but Susi has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Bitch! is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Bitch! is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Susi couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Keni Susi!
A relieved looking Keni Susi thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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