Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 24, 2018

#R1#
McSlamm keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McSlamm throws out a counter right but Urg avoids it with no problem.
McSlamm keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#CL#
Urg has taken the fight to the clinch.
McSlamm is trying to break the clinch but Urg has him pressed against the cage. #BC#
Urg breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Urg takes a swing at McSlamm's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McSlamm! But no joy.#CL#
Urg instigates a clinch. #BC#
Urg's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Urg fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Toni Urg. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
McSlamm misses with a low kick.
McSlamm should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Urg misses with a takedown attempt - McSlamm sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Urg looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McSlamm is fending him off so far but Urg persists. Nope, McSlamm circles away and we're back to standing.
Urg works the jab nicely.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McSlamm is trying to break free.
McSlamm tries to work over Urg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McSlamm wants to break the clinch but can't. #BC#
Urg's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#T2#
Urg fails with a takedown attempt.
McSlamm avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #TD#
McSlamm gets caught napping as Urg dives in and scores a takedown. McSlamm manages to retain guard.
McSlamm wants to sweep but no luck.
Urg slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
McSlamm looking to control.
Urg controls from within his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Urg will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T3#
McSlamm not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Urg is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD#
Urg shoots in and gets a takedown into McSlamm's guard.#T4#
Urg stays in close to McSlamm's body and controls the position.
Urg slips nicely into half guard.
Urg slows the pace down in half guard.
Urg lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Urg is taking a breather. McSlamm says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toni Urg dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Urg slips under a jab.
Toni Urg is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#TD2#
McSlamm shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. McSlamm showed some decent athleticism there. #ES#
Urg manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. McSlamm keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. #TD#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Urg gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McSlamm wants to get back to full guard but Urg has passed into side control.#SUB#
Urg looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Urg advances to mount. #T1#
McSlamm is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
McSlamm is breathing heavily.
Urg controlling the pace for now.
Urg has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Urg prevents McSlamm from getting the reversal.
Urg unloading with bombs!
Urg with the ground and pound from mount. #T2##SUB#
Urg is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Urg!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Toni Urg!
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 16, 2018

#R1##CL#
Bowen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McSlamm wants to break the clinch but can't. #BC#
Bowen breaks the clinch.
Bowen wants to clinch but McSlamm slips to the side#TD2#
and McSlamm counters with a nice double leg into guard.
McSlamm stops Bowen from standing up.
McSlamm scoring with punches to the head and body. #CUT2#
It looks like Makebono Bowen has been cut.
McSlamm lands a couple of elbows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
McSlamm throws a big right hand that misses.
McSlamm won't allow Bowen to get back to his feet. #T1#
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
McSlamm is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#KD#
Bowen lands a big head kick that sends McSlamm tumbling to the mat! Bowen takes a step backwards and waves McSlamm back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT#
It looks like Sara McSlamm has been cut.
Bowen closes the distance but McSlamm moves to the side
and McSlamm counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bowen wants to clinch up but McSlamm keeps it at a distance.
McSlamm changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bowen fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL#
Bowen drives through and clinches with McSlamm against the cage.
McSlamm tries to circle away but Bowen has him pinned against the cage.
Bowen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bowen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McSlamm has him pressed against the cage.#BC#
Bowen breaks the clinch. #T2#
Bowen is looking to clinch.
McSlamm drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bowen defends it well.#CL#
Bowen instigates a clinch.
Bowen taking a breather.
Bowen is breathing heavily.
McSlamm is looking to break free of the clinch but Bowen has double underhooks. #BC#
Bowen breaks the clinch.
Bowen throws a sloppy head kick and McSlamm moves out of range easily.
Makebono Bowen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bowen tries to clinch there but McSlamm circles away.
Bowen is looking to clinch but McSlamm is avoiding it.
McSlamm changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#TD2#
McSlamm looking to score a takedown here. Bowen is defending well but McSlamm drives through and ends up in Bowen's guard.
McSlamm is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
McSlamm scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McSlamm works over Bowen with some ground and pound from guard.
McSlamm cracks Bowen with a solid left hand.#T3#
McSlamm working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bowen's head.
Bowen can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McSlamm controls the pace.
McSlamm is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
McSlamm is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Bowen has momentary wrist control but McSlamm slips an elbow through the middle.
McSlamm content to stall in guard here.
McSlamm lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McSlamm postures up and lands a big shot to Bowen's brow. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McSlamm stops Bowen from standing up.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
McSlamm content to stall in guard here. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McSlamm, as that shot connected.
Bowen walks into a jab.
Bowen tries to clinch but McSlamm moves out of range. #TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Bowen enables McSlamm to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Bowen manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Bowen wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and McSlamm manages to pass to side control. #REVR#
Bowen tries to kick McSlamm off but McSlamm keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Sara McSlamm will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Bowen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McSlamm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bowen moves to clinch but McSlamm breaks away #TD2#
and McSlamm counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#ES#
Bowen is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. McSlamm presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bowen dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.#BC#
Bowen breaks from the clinch.
Bowen lands a really nice looking cross but McSlamm seems unphased.
Bowen tries to clinch #TD2#
and McSlamm counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Bowen!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee asks McSlamm politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. McSlamm prefers to stall for the moment though.
McSlamm advances nicely into full mount.
Bowen is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet. #T1#
McSlamm breaks from Bowen's wrist control and lands an elbow.
McSlamm landing punches.
Bowen is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
McSlamm looking to finish Bowen with some ground and pound. This is bad for Bowen!
McSlamm lands a big shot there that rocks Bowen but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
McSlamm raining down shots from the mount!
Bowen is in a horrible position here. McSlamm smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
McSlamm has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Bowen's face.
Bowen is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet. #T2#
McSlamm lands a big elbow.
Sara McSlamm has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bowen taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bowen is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McSlamm lands a couple of good shots and Bowen has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Bowen is trying to stand back up.
McSlamm lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - McSlamm has eaten all the pies!#T3#
Bowen trying to get back to his feet but McSlamm is in full control for now.
Bowen is taking damage to the body and head.
Bowen is trying to get back to his feet but McSlamm has full control of the position and if anything, Bowen has just worked his way into a worse spot.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bowen trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
McSlamm biding his time, looking for the opening.
Bowen is trying to get back to his feet but McSlamm has full control of the position and if anything, Bowen has just worked his way into a worse spot.
McSlamm looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
Bowen wants to get back to his feet.
McSlamm lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sara McSlamm showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
McSlamm shoots in for a double leg but Bowen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bowen tries to grapple but his opponent circles #TD2#
and McSlamm counters with a nice double leg into half guard. #ES#
Bowen has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but McSlamm is on him like a limpet, forcing Bowen back against the cage.#BC#
Bowen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #TD2#
McSlamm closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Bowen's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bowen is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McSlamm is controlling him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McSlamm trying to control the position from guard on top but Bowen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bowen wants to get back to his feet but McSlamm is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T1#
McSlamm stands up over Bowen, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McSlamm cracks Bowen with a solid left hand.
McSlamm sitting in guard, not really doing much.
McSlamm is continuing to stall.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bowen wants to stand but McSlamm is controlling the position.
McSlamm sitting in guard here, content to control.
McSlamm sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bowen's guard.
Bowen wants to get back to his feet.#ES#
Bowen has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but McSlamm is on him like a limpet, forcing Bowen back against the cage.#T3#
Bowen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McSlamm has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McSlamm is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Bowen pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A nice right hand lands inside from McSlamm. #BC#
Bowen breaks from the clinch.
Good shot there by Bowen.
Bowen tries to clinch up.
Bowen closes the distance looking to clinch
and McSlamm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bowen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McSlamm looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Makebono Bowen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sara McSlamm.#T4#
Bowen wants to clinch.
Makebono Bowen is winning the standup battle so far.
McSlamm avoids the head kick by Bowen.
McSlamm circles away from the clinch attempt
and McSlamm counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bowen wants to clinch
and McSlamm counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Makebono Bowen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bowen throws a sloppy head kick and McSlamm moves out of range easily.
McSlamm changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Makebono Bowen.
I think McSlamm has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:29
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Sara McSlamm!
Sara McSlamm tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

Event: Lupe 11
Date: Jul 08, 2018

#R1#
McSlamm avoids the body shot from Samms. #CL#
Samms closes the distance and pushes McSlamm back into the cage.
Samms blocks a punch to the side of the head. #TD#
Samms jumps into guard, dragging McSlamm to the mat. #SUB#
McSlamm is posturing up here but Samms has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! McSlamm tries to roll out but it's too tight and McSlamm has to tap! Slick submission there by Samms!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sammy Samms!
In defeat, Sara McSlamm stepped up to the mic, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: Lupe 5 After-Party
Date: Jun 03, 2018

#R1##TD2#
McSlamm closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Havasu to the mat! Havasu manages to get full guard.
Havasu has his hands on McSlamm's head, controlling the position.
McSlamm scoring with some ground and pound.
Havasu keeping full guard, as McSlamm tries to pass.
McSlamm being controlled here momentarily.
McSlamm with a flurry of punches that miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm throws a strike but Havasu rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Havasu showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
McSlamm looking to control. #T1#
Havasu is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Havasu working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McSlamm's head.
Havasu is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
McSlamm avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Havasu distracts McSlamm with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Havasu looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McSlamm working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Havasu.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Havasu working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Havasu slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
McSlamm utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Havasu with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Havasu works over McSlamm with some ground and pound from guard.
Havasu is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Havasu passes into half guard. #T3#
Havasu sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McSlamm defending well though.
Havasu content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
McSlamm is looking to control Havasu's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McSlamm avoid being mounted?
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Havasu in particular looking to stall.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
McSlamm displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Havasu.
McSlamm feints a counter leg kick.
McSlamm should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
McSlamm looks to land a right hand but Havasu moved out of range.
McSlamm tries to score a power double leg takedown but Havasu sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McSlamm somewhat.
Havasu misses with the combination.
Havasu misses with a takedown attempt - McSlamm sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McSlamm changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD#
Havasu drives through with a takedown into McSlamm's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Havasu dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Havasu will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
McSlamm changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A left lands for Havasu.
Mike Havasu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Havasu blocks a head kick by McSlamm.
McSlamm takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Havasu fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Havasu shoots for a takedown but McSlamm saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mike Havasu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Havasu swings and misses with a hook to the body. #TD#
Havasu drives through with a takedown into McSlamm's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
McSlamm pulls Havasu in to control the position.
McSlamm trying to keep a closed guard but Havasu is proving a slippery customer.
Havasu controlling from the top position. #T1#
Havasu trying to control the position from guard on top but McSlamm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Havasu stays in close to McSlamm's body and controls the position.
Havasu throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McSlamm works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Havasu loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Havasu is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Nice sprawl there from McSlamm as Havasu shoots in.
And McSlamm tries to counter it with a takedown but Havasu pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Havasu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as McSlamm sprawls well. McSlamm wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Havasu gets slowly back to his feet.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - McSlamm has eaten all the pies!#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Horrible takedown attempt by Havasu or perhaps it was just good defense by McSlamm, which made it look bad.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McSlamm! But no joy.#TD#
Havasu decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Havasu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McSlamm can do to turn this around?
McSlamm trying to control but Havasu postures up.
McSlamm is breathing heavily.
McSlamm is looking for a sweep. Havasu is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Havasu with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T3#
McSlamm is trying is best to control the position here.
Havasu slows the pace down in half guard.
Mike Havasu overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Havasu lands a nice short elbow.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Havasu connects with a nice short shot to McSlamm's temple.
Havasu controlling the action here. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McSlamm wants to improve his position but Havasu is controlling well.
Well, if Havasu is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Left hook, right uppercut from Havasu.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Havasu dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Havasu fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. McSlamm sprawls well initially but Havasu persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Havasu is taking a breather. McSlamm says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Havasu seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down McSlamm for as long as he can get away with.
McSlamm is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Havasu seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #T1#
Havasu winds up and cracks McSlamm with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Well, if Havasu is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Havasu's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
McSlamm has hold of Havasu's hands but Havasu slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McSlamm wants to improve his position but Havasu is controlling well.
McSlamm takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Havasu working over McSlamm with some ground and pound. McSlamm looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Havasu drops an elbow to the side of McSlamm's head.
McSlamm is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Havasu scores with a couple of nice shots.
Havasu slows the pace down in half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Havasu connects with a nice short shot to McSlamm's temple. #T3#
Havasu scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Havasu takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Havasu in particular looking to stall.
Havasu continues to stall.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Havasu is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McSlamm is just riding it out for now. Havasu eventually gives up the hold.
Havasu is controlling the pace. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB#
Havasu seems to be looking for submissions.
Havasu perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Sara McSlamm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mike Havasu is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#CL#
Havasu clinches up against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Havasu showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Havasu has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:26
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Havasu!
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: Lupe 1 Fame
Date: May 05, 2018

#R1#
McSlamm just misses with a punch to the body.
St Pierre shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McSlamm throws out a counter right but St Pierre avoids it with no problem.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - McSlamm has eaten all the pies!
St Pierre slips under a jab from McSlamm.
McSlamm throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
St Pierre on the wrong end of a nice hook.
St Pierre shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McSlamm pinned against the cage. McSlamm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McSlamm swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T1#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
St Pierre moves out of range as McSlamm strikes.
St Pierre attempts a counter takedown but McSlamm avoids it well and moves away.
McSlamm swings widly with a right hand #TD#
and St Pierre counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. #SUB#
St Pierre is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
St Pierre prevents McSlamm from improving his position.#SUB2#
McSlamm actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
St Pierre is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McSlamm defends it well.
McSlamm wants to control but St Pierre is keeping busy. #T2#
St Pierre wants to take a breather but McSlamm is having none of it.
McSlamm has hold of St Pierre 's hands but St Pierre slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
St Pierre passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for McSlamm!
St Pierre wants to control the pace but McSlamm is squirming around nicely.
McSlamm is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #SUB#
St Pierre working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. McSlamm looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by St Pierre ! Submission of the night perhaps?

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Dywane St Pierre !
After the fight, Dywane St Pierre was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: Bumfights 3: Happy New Year
Date: Jan 02, 2018

#R1#
Ulpukka shoots in for a takedown but McSlamm shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McSlamm misses with a hook. Ulpukka ducked under it nicely.
Ulpukka looks for a takedown but McSlamm sprawls well.
Ulpukka will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
It looked like McSlamm wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Sara McSlamm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arvo Ulpukka.
McSlamm stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and McSlamm wants it to stay on the feet.
Ulpukka shoots in looking for a takedown but McSlamm manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Ulpukka's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Ulpukka shoots in for a takedown but McSlamm shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Ulpukka darts in looking for a takedown but McSlamm gets double underhooks and turns Ulpukka into the ropes.
Ulpukka blocks the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ulpukka doesn't succeed with the takedown
and McSlamm counters with a straight right hand.
McSlamm could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Ulpukka shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McSlamm pinned against the ropes. McSlamm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McSlamm drops down looking for a counter takedown but Ulpukka sprawls and moves away.#T1#
McSlamm is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ulpukka sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Arvo Ulpukka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ulpukka shoots for a double leg takedown but McSlamm sprawls well. He's pushed Ulpukka's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ulpukka looks winded!
Ulpukka fails with a takedown attempt.
Ulpukka tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but McSlamm defends well and Ulpukka ends up having to push McSlamm into the ropes where they will battle it out in the clinch.
McSlamm feinted with a counter takedown.
McSlamm scores with a jab.
Ulpukka fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
McSlamm tried to counter with a leg kick but Ulpukka avoided it.
Ulpukka avoids the head kick by McSlamm.
Ulpukka gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily #TD#
and McSlamm counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Ulpukka!
Ulpukka tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB#
McSlamm has got one arm under Ulpukka's chin. This could be trouble... Ulpukka trying to control the other hand but McSlamm gets it free and sqeezes tight - just a matter of time now! Yep, Ulpukka has tapped out! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Sara McSlamm!
Sara McSlamm is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Sara McSlamm rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

Event: CEFC Fight Night 110
Date: Sep 28, 2017

Event: CEFC 251
Date: Sep 02, 2017

#R1#
Jackson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McSlamm manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jackson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jackson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McSlamm thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jackson tries to clinch up#TD#
and McSlamm counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McSlamm not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McSlamm moves nicely into side control.
Jackson is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but McSlamm has just dragged him back down to the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackson is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
McSlamm has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jackson defending against the ground and pound. #T1#
Jackson avoids any damage from the ground and pound of McSlamm.
McSlamm in side control, just content to control the action for now.
McSlamm trying to control the action but Jackson is working from the bottom.
McSlamm working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Jackson pushes McSlamm away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, McSlamm gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Jackson takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Jackson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McSlamm. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
McSlamm landing strikes.
Jackson is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but McSlamm has just dragged him back down to the mat.
McSlamm looks up at the clock and then as Jackson takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McSlamm smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Jackson is looking to get back to his feet here but McSlamm is keeping cool and he's managed to take Jackson's back.
Jackson is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McSlamm scores with punches to the body.
McSlamm punishes Jackson with strikes from the back mount.
McSlamm scores with punches from the back.
McSlamm is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Jackson. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
McSlamm lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
Jackson is trying to stand back up.
McSlamm lands strikes to the head.
Jackson wants to get back to his feet.
McSlamm is working the ground and pound. Can Jackson escape?
McSlamm slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish. #T4#
McSlamm has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Jackson.
McSlamm is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Jackson. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
McSlamm is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
McSlamm really is a fat lump.
McSlamm keeps control of the position easily here as Jackson tries to buck him off.
Jackson is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Jackson is taking damage to the body and head.
McSlamm lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by McSlamm.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jackson covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Can Jackson hold on?! McSlamm is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
McSlamm is landing with strikes. Jackson can't take much more of this.#ROC#
Jackson is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sara McSlamm dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
A big left from Jackson misses.
Jackson lands the left hand.
Jackson connects with a body shot that sends McSlamm's belly button to the back.
Jackson misses with a left hand
and McSlamm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jackson swinging wildly here.
McSlamm drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jackson sprawls and moves away.
Jackson misses with a body shot.
McSlamm avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Jackson clinches.
Jackson blocks an uppercut.
Jackson is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Jackson lands an elbow inside that McSlamm shrugs off. #T1#
Stalling in the clinch from Jackson.
McSlamm wants to break the clinch but can't.
McSlamm dodges an elbow strike from Jackson.
McSlamm wants to break free but Jackson has control.
Jackson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Jackson stalling in the clinch.
Jackson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McSlamm is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jackson can do to turn this around?
Knees in the clinch landing for Jackson.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jackson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McSlamm's defenses.
Jackson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jackson lands an elbow inside.
Jackson lands an elbow that stopped McSlamm in his tracks for a moment.
Jackson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Jackson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McSlamm takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#
It looks like Sara McSlamm has been cut.#T2#
Jackson lands an elbow inside.
Jackson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McSlamm takes an elbow to the forehead. #ROC2#
McSlamm is rocked!
McSlamm takes an elbow to the temple.
Oh McSlamm is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jackson takes control of his opponent's neck and spins him into the cage. McSlamm is off balance and as he stumbles, Jackson throws a jumping knee that lands flush on McSlamm's chin, knocking him out cold! Oh my word - what a knockout! Definitely one for his highlight reel! If he ever decides to rob a bank and run off to Morocco, that moment is defintely worthy of a tacky mural!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Darrow Jackson!
Our winner, Darrow Jackson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC 249
Date: Aug 05, 2017

#R1#
McSlamm walks into a stiff left hand from Prime.
Prime lands a really nice looking cross but McSlamm seems unphased.
Prime throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McSlamm's waist but McSlamm gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Prime off to one side.
Prime throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McSlamm.
McSlamm really is a fat lump.
Prime throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McSlamm drops down looking for a counter takedown but Prime sprawls and moves away.
Prime lands with a cross.
Prime takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #KD2#
Prime lands a left and a right that send McSlamm crashing to the mat, dazed. Prime thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McSlamm is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Prime.
Prime closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks McSlamm out cold! McSlamm corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Optimus Prime!
A very excited looking Optimus Prime made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC 247
Date: Jul 15, 2017

#R1#
McSlamm bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Charmer's head.
Charmer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McSlamm moves away.
McSlamm takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Charmer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks #TD#
and McSlamm counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Charmer wants to get back to full guard.
McSlamm lands strikes from half guard.
McSlamm throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with McSlamm in particular looking to stall.
Charmer is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Charmer is looking to control McSlamm's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Charmer avoid being mounted?
McSlamm could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#T1#
McSlamm missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McSlamm has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Charmer wants to improve his position but McSlamm is controlling well.
Well, if McSlamm is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Ground and pound from McSlamm.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McSlamm looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Charmer with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McSlamm working the head and body with strikes.
McSlamm missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Charmer can do anything to dispel that myth.
McSlamm is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T2#
McSlamm missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McSlamm wants to control but Charmer is keeping him busy.
Charmer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McSlamm working the head and body with strikes.
Charmer felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Charmer is refusing to be controlled, as McSlamm sits in half guard.
McSlamm throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with McSlamm in particular looking to stall.
Charmer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #T3#
McSlamm not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McSlamm takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McSlamm thows a huge punch but Charmer dodges it nicely.
Charmer really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McSlamm. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McSlamm thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Nice strikes from McSlamm there.
McSlamm scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McSlamm takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McSlamm is nestled in close to Charmer, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McSlamm is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Charmer!
McSlamm in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas. #T4#
McSlamm with good strikes from the mount here!
McSlamm working the ground and pound effectively.
McSlamm landing strikes from the mount and Charmer is in trouble!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McSlamm controlling his opponent.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McSlamm throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
McSlamm is in the full mount, landing strikes.
McSlamm dominating with strikes here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sara McSlamm dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Charmer misses with a hook #TD#
and McSlamm counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Charmer is looking to sweep but instead, McSlamm has passed into half guard.
McSlamm landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McSlamm passes to side control.
McSlamm working the ground and pound.
Charmer takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
McSlamm is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Charmer will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Charmer defending against the ground and pound. #T1#
Charmer seems a little lost for a moment, as McSlamm dominates the positioning.
Sara McSlamm overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McSlamm misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Charmer is looking to regain half guard here but McSlamm keeps moving and retains side control.
Charmer is trying to escape the position but McSlamm is controlling the position.
McSlamm has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
McSlamm works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
McSlamm is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Charmer can do to turn this around?#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Charmer managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McSlamm.
McSlamm is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Charmer will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
McSlamm throwing shots but missing, from side control.
McSlamm creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
McSlamm controls the position.
Charmer is working to avoid the ground and pound but McSlamm connects with a decent elbow.
McSlamm wants to control but Charmer is keeping him busy.
McSlamm postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
McSlamm wants to control but Charmer is keeping him busy. #T3#
McSlamm working the head and body with strikes.
McSlamm tries to score with some ground and pound. Charmer controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Charmer parries the strikes from McSlamm easily there. McSlamm is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Charmer to escape.
McSlamm fails to land a wild elbow strike.
McSlamm misses with the ground and pound.
McSlamm in side control, throwing shots but Charmer defends.
Charmer is not content to let McSlamm control the position.
McSlamm working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter. #T4#
McSlamm is staying tight to Charmer's torso, preventing him from escaping.
McSlamm working the ground and pound but Charmer is defending the strikes.
McSlamm misses with the ground and pound.
McSlamm is chipping away with strikes.
McSlamm trying to control the position but Charmer is working away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McSlamm throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sara McSlamm dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
McSlamm shoots in for a takedown but Charmer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Charmer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McSlamm dives in for a single leg takedown but Charmer sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sara McSlamm. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
McSlamm changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Charmer looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Charmer wants to get back to his feet but McSlamm is dominant here and he's now got Charmer's back!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good control from McSlamm.
Charmer is defending well here and trying to improve his position. #T1#
McSlamm scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Charmer is looking for a way out.
McSlamm throwing sloppy strikes.
Charmer has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from McSlamm.#SUB#
McSlamm looking to break Charmer's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Charmer remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise McSlamm will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Charmer is trapped and McSlamm is scoring with shots to the head and body.
McSlamm missing with punches from the back.
Charmer rolls, trying to escape but McSlamm keeps control of the position.
McSlamm throwing lazy shots from the back mount that aren't doing any damage.
Snake Charmer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
McSlamm lands shots from the back.
McSlamm connects with a big shot to the side of Charmer's head.
Charmer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McSlamm is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Charmer up.
McSlamm throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Charmer!
McSlamm misses with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The referee is taking a good look at Charmer as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from McSlamm!
McSlamm scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots. #SUB#
McSlamm sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Charmer taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Sara McSlamm!
In his post fight interview, Sara McSlamm started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Snake Charmer was interviewed post fight and said 'No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.'.

Event: CEFC 244
Date: Jun 24, 2017

#R1##CL2#
Jackson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McSlamm could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
McSlamm lands a nice uppercut.
McSlamm letting Jackson take a breather here.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McSlamm's elbow.
McSlamm tries to circle away but Jackson has him pinned against the cage.#BC#
McSlamm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McSlamm with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jackson to score with a decent uppercut.
McSlamm throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Jackson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sloppy strikes from Jackson. Those never looked like landing.
Jackson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McSlamm moves out of range as Jackson strikes.
Jackson has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as McSlamm is landing a low percentage of strikes.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Jackson has knocked McSlamm down with a huge combo! Jackson steps away and waves a wobbly McSlamm back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson throws a low kick, looking for McSlamm's leg but McSlamm calmly moves out of range.
Darrow Jackson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jackson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McSlamm appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#T1#
Jackson misses with the body kick#TD#
and McSlamm counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
McSlamm takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McSlamm is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Jackson pushes McSlamm off but McSlamm dives into side control. #SUB#
McSlamm looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Jackson on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
McSlamm lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Jackson down.
McSlamm working the ground and pound from side control.
McSlamm connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Jackson some visible discomfort. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
BOOM! McSlamm connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Jackson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McSlamm. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McSlamm landing shots from mount.
McSlamm is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jackson can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Jackson trying desperately to get to his feet.
McSlamm lands a big elbow.
McSlamm lands with some strikes.#SUB#
Jackson defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from McSlamm.
McSlamm with good strikes from the mount here!#ROC#
Jackson is rocked!#T3#
McSlamm connects with a bit shot that sees Jackson covering up! More strikes from McSlamm and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! McSlamm is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sara McSlamm!
Sara McSlamm was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: CEFC 242
Date: Jun 03, 2017

#R1##TD#
McSlamm gets caught napping as Fenix dives in and scores a takedown. McSlamm manages to retain guard.
McSlamm has momentary wrist control but Fenix slips an elbow through the middle.
Fenix trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McSlamm preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fenix will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
McSlamm looking for a sweep. Not yet McSlamm, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fenix is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Fenix with a flurry of punches that miss.
Fenix looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Fenix trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fenix lands a couple of digs.
Fenix cracks McSlamm with a solid left hand.
McSlamm is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fenix trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fenix scoring with some ground and pound. #T1#
McSlamm is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Fenix throwing strikes but missing. #SUB2#
McSlamm looking for a guillotine here but Fenix defends easily.
Fenix distracts McSlamm with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Fenix lands a couple of digs.
Fenix throwing strikes from guard but McSlamm blocks nicely.
McSlamm has momentary wrist control but Fenix slips an elbow through the middle.
Fenix chips away with some ground and pound.
Fenix lands a couple of elbows.#T2#
Fenix chips away with some ground and pound.
Fenix landing with the ground and pound.
Fenix scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#ROC#
McSlamm is rocked!
Fenix stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McSlamm swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fenix stands up over McSlamm, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Fenix lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McSlamm keeping moving, preventing Fenix from controlling successfully.
Fenix lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McSlamm looking for a sweep. Not yet McSlamm, not yet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fenix controls from within his opponent's guard.
Fenix landing some decent shots from guard. #T3#
Fenix landing some decent shots from guard.
Fenix scoring with some ground and pound.
McSlamm looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fenix is one step ahead there.
Fenix has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fenix chips away with some ground and pound.
Fenix postures up.
Fenix keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McSlamm's head.
Fenix cracks McSlamm with a solid left hand.
Fenix postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Fenix's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McSlamm is still in real trouble! Can Fenix finish him?
Fenix keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McSlamm's head.
McSlamm looks winded!
Fenix throwing strikes but missing. #T4#
Fenix works over McSlamm with some ground and pound from guard.
Fenix gets to his feet and stands over McSlamm, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! McSlamm felt that one! Fenix unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save McSlamm from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcus Fenix!
Marcus Fenix managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry, into his post fight interview.
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC Fight Night 101
Date: May 01, 2017

#R1##TD#
Langerholc scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Langerholc is trying to ground and pound but McSlamm uses the momentary lack of control by Langerholc to regain half guard.
Langerholc takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McSlamm wants to improve his position but Langerholc is controlling well. #SUB#
Langerholc is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Langerholc has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Langerholc thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm is looking for a sweep. Langerholc is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Langerholc looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks McSlamm with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #T1#
Langerholc is thwarting McSlamm's attempts to control the position.#SUB#
Langerholc is trying to work for a kimura but McSlamm is defending well. #SUB#
Langerholc is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McSlamm defends it well.
Langerholc with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Langerholc is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McSlamm is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Langerholc takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McSlamm trying to control from the bottom. #SUB#
Langerholc is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
McSlamm on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Langerholc tries to pass to full mount but McSlamm defends it.
McSlamm blocking the ground and pound attempt from Langerholc.
Langerholc tries to pass to full mount but McSlamm defends it.
Langerholc lands strikes from half guard.
Ground and pound from Langerholc.
McSlamm taking some punishment here, with Langerholc in his half guard. #T3#
McSlamm trying to control here.
Langerholc scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Langerholc looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
McSlamm is in trouble now - Langerholc has advanced to mount!
Langerholc working the ground and pound effectively.
Langerholc lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Langerholc looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here. #ROC#
McSlamm is rocked!#SUB#
Langerholc working for a guillotine from mount but McSlamm is in no mood to give up. #T4##SUB#
Langerholc working for a submission but McSlamm is keeping him at bay.
Langerholc content just to control the position here.
Langerholc landing strikes from the mount.
Langerholc tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Langerholc dominating with strikes here.
McSlamm is trying desperately to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Davor Langerholc dominated that round.
That's time! Langerholc's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Langerholc scores with a jab to the body.#TD#
Langerholc shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Langerholc wants to free his trapped foot but McSlamm is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Langerholc lands a nice short elbow.#SUB#
Langerholc is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Langerholc working McSlamm over with strikes.
Nice strikes from Langerholc there. #T1#
McSlamm is trying to control but can't.
Langerholc working over McSlamm with some ground and pound. McSlamm looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Davor Langerholc overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Langerholc drops an elbow to the side of McSlamm's head.
McSlamm really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Langerholc. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Langerholc controlling the action here.
Langerholc scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Langerholc lands strikes from half guard.
Langerholc is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Langerholc is nestled in close to McSlamm, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Langerholc takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#T2#
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Langerholc connects with a nice short shot to McSlamm's temple.
Langerholc working the head and body with strikes. #SUB#
Langerholc looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McSlamm tries to roll over but Langerholc keeps him under control.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Langerholc here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Langerholc is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T3#
Langerholc is trying to control the action in half guard but McSlamm is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Langerholc with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Langerholc works his way into full mount!
Langerholc looking to control but McSlamm is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
McSlamm is looking to get to half guard.
Langerholc lands a couple of nice shots there from mount. #T4#
McSlamm is trying desperately to improve position.#SUB#
Langerholc has hold of McSlamm's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and McSlamm manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Langerholc fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Langerholc sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Langerholc raining down hammerfists from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Davor Langerholc dominated that second round.
That's time! Langerholc's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Langerholc connects with a stiff jab that staggers McSlamm - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Davor Langerholc!
Davor Langerholc seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Sara McSlamm stepped up to the mic, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC 237
Date: Apr 15, 2017

#R1#
Munchack throws a nice head kick! #CL2#
Munchack closes the distance and clinches.
McSlamm misses with a punch on the inside.
McSlamm misses with a body punch.
McSlamm misses with a punch to the body.
McSlamm is trying to break free.
McSlamm tries to break free but Munchack pushes him back against the cage.
Munchack blocks an uppercut.
Munchack blocks an uppercut. #TD2#
Munchack jumps guard and drags McSlamm to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm is stalling in the full guard.
McSlamm wants to control from the top but Munchack keeps moving.
McSlamm has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Munchack looking for a sweep. Not yet Munchack, not yet.
McSlamm might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T1#
McSlamm wants to control from the top but Munchack keeps moving.
Munchack is pulling down on McSlamm's head to control his posture.
McSlamm trying to control but Munchack is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Munchack is looking to cinch up a triangle. McSlamm throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Munchack's body to avoid the submission. Munchack has instead reached around McSlamm's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Munchack arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Franklin Munchack!
In his post fight interview, Franklin Munchack started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Sara McSlamm was interviewed post fight and said 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC 236
Date: Apr 01, 2017

#R1#
McSlamm takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jackson doesn't manage to clinch there - McSlamm circles away.
Jackson throws a series of punches but McSlamm moves out of range.
McSlamm attempts a counter takedown but Jackson avoids it well and moves away.
Jackson swings widly with a right hand
and McSlamm counters with a straight right hand.
McSlamm keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jackson.
Jackson misses with a body shot.
A combination from Jackson does no damage.
Jackson closes the distance looking to clinch #TD#
and McSlamm counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McSlamm.
McSlamm throwing strikes from guard but Jackson blocks nicely.
McSlamm is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #T1#
McSlamm advances position into side control!
Jackson takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McSlamm scores with punches from side control.
McSlamm has knee on belly and moves into mount.
McSlamm with shots to the head and body - Jackson looks very uncomfortable down there.
Jackson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McSlamm. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Jackson is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
McSlamm with a couple of short strikes.
McSlamm lands a big elbow.
Jackson looks winded!
McSlamm lands a heavy elbow.
McSlamm controlling from the full mount.
Jackson is bucking up trying to escape but McSlamm cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#ROC#
Jackson is rocked!#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
McSlamm drops a big elbow. That's hurt Jackson! More shots from McSlamm and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sara McSlamm!
Sara McSlamm bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

Event: CEFC 234
Date: Mar 17, 2017

#R1#
Prime misses with a combination #TD2#
and McSlamm counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Prime!
Prime gets back to half guard.
Prime is not content to let McSlamm control the position.
McSlamm looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McSlamm throws a strike but Prime avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
McSlamm loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm with a flurry of punches that miss.
McSlamm looking to sit in guard and control but Prime gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
McSlamm tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T1#
McSlamm working a defensive guard here.
Prime trying to control the position from guard on top but McSlamm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Prime chips away with some ground and pound.
Prime loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Prime landing with the ground and pound.
Prime with a flurry of punches that miss.
Prime with a flurry of punches that miss.
Prime is working McSlamm over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Prime scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McSlamm is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
McSlamm throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Prime to regain full guard. #T2#
McSlamm working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Prime keeping moving, preventing McSlamm from controlling successfully.
McSlamm with a flurry of punches that miss.
McSlamm makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McSlamm loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McSlamm throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Prime works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McSlamm throws a big elbow that misses. #T3#
Prime preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McSlamm working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McSlamm trying to control but Prime is working from the bottom.
McSlamm is in close to Prime's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McSlamm with a flurry of punches that miss. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
McSlamm will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Prime has knocked McSlamm down with a huge combo! Prime steps away and waves a wobbly McSlamm back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT#
It looks like Sara McSlamm has been cut.
Prime throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McSlamm on the side of the head.
Prime misses with an uppercut.
Nice cross by Prime.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Prime connects with an inside leg kick.
Prime will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McSlamm now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Prime.
Prime ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McSlamm moves away.
McSlamm thinks about the counter body kick.
Prime misses with a wild combination.
McSlamm feints the counter takedown.
McSlamm sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Prime slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Optimus Prime dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sara McSlamm's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
McSlamm throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Prime stuffs the takedown.
McSlamm avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Prime. Those never looked like landing.
Prime throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Horrible takedown attempt by McSlamm or perhaps it was just good defense by Prime, which made it look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm fails with a takedown attempt.
Optimus Prime has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sara McSlamm.
McSlamm avoids the body shot from Prime. #T1#
Prime connects with a body shot that sends McSlamm's belly button to the back.#KD#
Prime cracks McSlamm with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McSlamm looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Prime finish him?
Prime scores with a hook to the body. McSlamm takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McSlamm is breathing heavily.
Prime misses with a few strikes there.
McSlamm tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Optimus Prime is winning the standup battle so far.
Prime lands with a nice combination. McSlamm backs away looking to recover.
Optimus Prime seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McSlamm displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Prime.
McSlamm appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Prime swings for the body but McSlamm moves out of range.
Prime lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as McSlamm crumples to the floor! Prime milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Optimus Prime!
Our winner, Optimus Prime, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC 232
Date: Feb 25, 2017

#R1#
McSlamm is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Gerber.#CUT#
It looks like Sara McSlamm has been cut.
Gerber tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McSlamm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Gerber tries to work over McSlamm's front leg with a kick but McSlamm checks it.
McSlamm misses with a takedown
and Gerber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#TD#
Gerber scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Gerber tries to stand but McSlamm is controlling his head.
McSlamm is looking to regain half guard here but Gerber keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB#
Gerber working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Gerber cracks McSlamm with a big right hand but McSlamm just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gerber wants to stand but McSlamm is controlling his arm.#SUB#
Gerber tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T1#
Gerber throws an elbow but McSlamm slips to the side and avoids it well.#SUB#
Gerber is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McSlamm has escaped the position, nice work there.
McSlamm can't do much from the bottom here.
Gerber in side control lands a decent elbow. #SUB#
Gerber tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Gerber working the body and head with strikes. #SUB#
Gerber thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Gerber grinds an elbow into McSlamm's temple. #T2#
Gerber tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
McSlamm parries the strikes from Gerber easily there. Gerber is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable McSlamm to escape.
McSlamm is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Gerber off and has taken his back!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Gerber is trying to break free.
Gerber is keeping busy.
Gerber avoids the strikes from McSlamm.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gerber turns into McSlamm and is now in his guard.
Gerber loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McSlamm is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Gerber throwing strikes but missing.
Gerber lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gerber preventing the sweep. #T3#
Gerber postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Gerber with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McSlamm lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Gerber is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Gerber striking from his own guard.
McSlamm really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gerber. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Gerber wants to get back to his feet but McSlamm is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #SUB#
Gerber looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Gerber isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. McSlamm stacks Gerber on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by McSlamm!
Gerber is looking to regain half guard here but McSlamm keeps moving and retains side control.
Gerber manages to get back to half guard.#T4#
Gerber wants to improve his position but McSlamm is controlling well.
Gerber gets full guard.
Gerber throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Gerber is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McSlamm wants to control from the top but Gerber keeps moving.
We've been hearing good reports from Gerber's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
McSlamm prevents Gerber from getting back to his feet.
Gerber will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
McSlamm preventing the sweep. #SUB#
Gerber is looking for a triangle but McSlamm pushes his legs off easily.
McSlamm postures up and lands a big shot to Gerber's brow.
McSlamm won't allow Gerber to sweep him here. #SUB#
Gerber is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McSlamm defends well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McSlamm trying to control the position from guard on top but Gerber is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sven Gerber dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sara McSlamm's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Gerber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gerber shoots in and drives through. McSlamm sprawls well.
McSlamm is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Gerber with a body shot.
Gerber scores with a hook to the body. McSlamm takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Gerber is looking to clinch but McSlamm is avoiding it.
McSlamm cracks Gerber with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#CL#
Gerber pushes McSlamm up against the cage in a clinch.
Gerber pressing his opponent against the cage.
Gerber throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McSlamms head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Gerber turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Gerber in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Sven Gerber overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Gerber looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
McSlamm stops Gerber from passing to mount. #T1##SUB#
Gerber is trying to get an arm triangle but McSlamm is defending well.
Gerber is trying to move to mount but McSlamm reverses beautifully and ends up in Gerber's guard. #SUB#
Gerber is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Gerber wants to sweep here but McSlamm controlling him for the moment.
McSlamm lands a couple of elbows.#SUB#
Gerber has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McSlamm can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
McSlamm throws a big right hand that misses.
Gerber is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McSlamm can do to turn this around?#T2#
Gerber manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McSlamm manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
McSlamm seems keen to control Gerber's posture.
Gerber trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Gerber wants to stand but McSlamm has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
McSlamm avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Gerber trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB#
Gerber drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and McSlamm dives on top into guard.#REVB#
McSlamm trying to control but Gerber is working from the bottom.
Gerber tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
Gerber has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McSlamm can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T3#
McSlamm working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McSlamm working some strikes from top position.
Gerber thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage. #SUB#
Gerber working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. McSlamm doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. McSlamm manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Gerber wants to sweep here but McSlamm controlling him for the moment.
Gerber is working hard here to advance position.
McSlamm is looking to work some ground and pound but Gerber has wrist control.
Gerber is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Gerber avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Gerber has momentary wrist control but McSlamm slips an elbow through the middle.#SUB#
Gerber is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #T4#
Gerber has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but McSlamm has passed into side control.
Gerber tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
Gerber looking for a sweep but McSlamm has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Gerber is squirming around, avoiding McSlamm's attempts to control the action.
Gerber keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
McSlamm wants to control the pace but Gerber is squirming around nicely.
Gerber is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
McSlamm lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Gerber hang on?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sven Gerber dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sara McSlamm's cut.
That's time! Gerber's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Gerber tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but McSlamm defends well and Gerber ends up having to push McSlamm into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Gerber misses with a double jab #TD2#
and McSlamm counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Gerber!
Gerber is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Gerber manages to get one leg in to regain half guard. #SUB2#
McSlamm is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Gerber moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gerber bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McSlamm's guard. #REVR#
Gerber stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McSlamm swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McSlamm avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T1#
McSlamm has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Gerber distracts McSlamm with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Gerber pushing down on McSlamm's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Gerber lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Gerber scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB#
Gerber is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McSlamm is just riding it out for now. Gerber eventually gives up the hold.
Nice strikes from Gerber there. #ROC#
McSlamm is rocked!
McSlamm takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Gerber throwing shots but McSlamm is blocking nicely.
Gerber is thwarting McSlamm's attempts to control the position.#T2#
Gerber moves nicely into side control.
Gerber has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Gerber is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but McSlamm is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SU#
Gerber stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Gerber moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.#KD#
Gerber drops McSlamm with a right and a left! Gerber comes rushing in but McSlamm regains his composure and manages to keep Gerber in guard.
McSlamm is still in real trouble! Can Gerber finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gerber with a nice head shot there.
McSlamm has his hands on Gerber's head, controlling the position.
McSlamm seems to have recovered his senses.#T3#
Gerber advances position into side control!
McSlamm is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Gerber lands a big left to the face of McSlamm, bouncing his head like a basketball. Another shot from Gerber and another - McSlamm is out! Gerber stands up and salutes his fans, who are going crazy in the stands.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Sven Gerber!
Sven Gerber thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Sara McSlamm had this to say: 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC Fight Night 93
Date: Jan 30, 2017

#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Foster shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Foster shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and McSlamm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Foster shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McSlamm as he avoids it easily.
A little jabbing left from McSlamm on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chris Foster. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Foster is defended easily by McSlamm.#T1#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Foster shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Foster showed some decent athleticism there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Foster wants to work for an arm triangle but McSlamm is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Foster looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Foster looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #SUB#
Foster is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Foster is keen to just control but McSlamm is a slippery customer.#T2#
Foster is thwarting McSlamm's attempts to control the position.
McSlamm is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
McSlamm is defending against the submission attempts here by Foster.
McSlamm wants to improve his position but Foster is controlling well. #SUB#
Foster is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, McSlamm has managed to free his arm - good work.
McSlamm tries to roll over but Foster keeps him under control.#T3##SUB#
Foster is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McSlamm defends it well.
McSlamm is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Foster is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but McSlamm still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, McSlamm has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Foster manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
McSlamm working over Foster with some ground and pound. Foster looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T4#
McSlamm lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
McSlamm thows a huge punch but Foster dodges it nicely. #SUB#
Foster actively working from the bottom here.
McSlamm is looking to stall here but Foster recovers full guard.
McSlamm keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Foster's head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McSlamm missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB#
Foster throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McSlamm trying to control but Foster is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Chris Foster will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Foster - that will leave a mark!
McSlamm rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Foster counters with a left and a right that stings McSlamm.
McSlamm throws a body kick that misses
and Foster counters with a three punch combo that has McSlamm backing up. McSlamm nods at Foster to acknowledge the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Foster misses with a kick to the body.
Foster misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#T1##TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from McSlamm enables Foster to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. McSlamm manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Foster trying to control but McSlamm is working from the bottom.
McSlamm keeping full guard, as Foster tries to pass. #SUB2#
McSlamm working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Foster doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Foster manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Foster trying to control the position from guard on top but McSlamm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2##SUB#
Foster postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! McSlamm is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Foster, into his guard. #REVB#
McSlamm lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McSlamm throws a strike but Foster rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR##SUB#
Foster drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and McSlamm dives on top into guard.#REVB#
Foster utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T3##SUB#
McSlamm stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Foster throws up his legs and catches McSlamm in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! McSlamm tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Foster! That came out of nowhere!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Chris Foster!
Chris Foster managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Sin City Allstars, into his post fight interview.
The defeated Sara McSlamm had this to say: 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC Live 27
Date: Jan 12, 2017

#R1#
A head kick misses from Munchack.
Munchack scores with a nice strike.
McSlamm blocks a head kick by Munchack.
McSlamm is looking to score with low kicks.
Munchack lands a high kick!
Munchack moves out of range of the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Munchack shoots for a double leg takedown but McSlamm sprawls well. He's pushed Munchack's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McSlamm misses with a head kick.
Munchack throws a head kick that misses. #T1##TD2#
McSlamm shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. McSlamm showed some decent athleticism there.
Munchack is doing well to control the position and prevent McSlamm from advancing to side control.
Munchack slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Munchack looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Munchack is working hard here to advance position.#SUB#
McSlamm is sitting in close to Munchack's body. Munchack has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! McSlamm is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, McSlamm is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Munchack.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Franklin Munchack!
Franklin Munchack bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
In defeat, Sara McSlamm stepped up to the mic, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: CEFC Fight for the troops 2
Date: Dec 19, 2016

#R1#
Russ closes the distance but McSlamm moves to the side #TD#
so McSlamm counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Russ really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McSlamm. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McSlamm postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Russ looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Russ wants to sweep but no luck.
Russ wants to control but McSlamm passes easily into half guard.
McSlamm passes to side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
McSlamm is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Russ is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.#T1#
Russ takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
McSlamm works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
McSlamm scores with punches from side control.
Russ is trying to get back to half guard.
McSlamm lands a nice forearm strike.
McSlamm lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Russ down.
McSlamm working the ground and pound. #ROC#
Russ is rocked!
McSlamm staying calm.
Russ throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
McSlamm has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T2#
McSlamm lands a strong strike to the head of Russ. That's dazed him! McSlamm looking to finish here. Russ is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - McSlamm lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sara McSlamm!
After the fight, Sara McSlamm was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

Event: MFN 355
Date: Oct 19, 2016

#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from WeBL. McSlamm does a little dance to reset his feet.
McSlamm with the counter takedown but WeBL avoids it easily.
WeBL tries to clinch but McSlamm is having none of it.
McSlamm feints the counter takedown.#CL#
WeBL closes the distance and pushes McSlamm back into the cage.
McSlamm tries to break free but WeBL pushes him back against the cage.
McSlamm digs a right hand underneath WeBL's ribcage. WeBL let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A hook to the body from WeBL.
A nice left hand lands by WeBL.
WeBL blocking some punches.
WeBL lands an elbow inside that McSlamm shrugs off. #CUT#
It looks like Sara McSlamm has been cut.
McSlamm tries to break free but WeBL pushes him back against the cage.
WeBL scores with a shot to the side of McSlamm's head.
WeBL lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
WeBL has McSlamm pressed against the cage, preventing McSlamm from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
WeBL is struggling to control the position.
McSlamm pushes WeBL back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by WeBL.
McSlamm wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McSlamm is trying to break the clinch but WeBL has him pressed against the cage.
A short uppercut from WeBL. #T1#
McSlamm is trying to force a seperation but WeBL has the dominant position.
McSlamm lands with a short punch from the clinch.
WeBL lands an elbow that stopped McSlamm in his tracks for a moment.
WeBL lands a nice elbow.
WeBL tries to throw a body punch but McSlamm avoids it by throwing WeBL back against the cage.
WeBL comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
WeBL comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
WeBL scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McSlamm looks winded!
WeBL lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
WeBL comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McSlamm is looking to break free of the clinch but WeBL has double underhooks.
WeBL lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
WeBL gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from WeBL.
A left hand lands to the body for WeBL.
A nice glancing elbow lands by WeBL.
WeBL's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
WeBL stalling against the cage.
WeBL creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McSlamm's defenses.
A short uppercut from WeBL. #T2#
WeBL lands a shoulder strike.
WeBL creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McSlamm's defenses.
WeBL lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #ROC#
McSlamm is rocked!
WeBL digs a right hand into McSlamm's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McSlamm's gas tank.
WeBL lands an elbow just above McSlamm 's eye.
McSlamm takes an elbow to the temple.
McSlamm is still on wobbly legs! Can WeBL finish him?#CUT#
That has opened up Sara McSlamm's cut even more.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from WeBL. #KD#
WeBL drops McSlamm onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! McSlamm is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Good body shot from WeBL. #KD#
WeBL lands a vicious elbow to the side of McSlamm's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! WeBL tries to finish him with strikes but McSlamm still seems able to defend himself so WeBL steps back and lets McSlamm get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.
WeBL doesn't manage to clinch there - McSlamm circles away. #CL#
WeBL forces McSlamm back against the cage and clinches.
WeBL lands a nice shot to the body.
Still in the clinch, WeBL scores with a nice short uppercut.
WeBL lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McSlamm backwards. #KD#
WeBL drops McSlamm onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! McSlamm is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
WeBL has McSlamm pressed against the cage. He pushes McSlamm back and as he springs towards him off the cage, WeBL throws a beautiful elbow that sends McSlamm crashing to the floor! WeBL piles on the pressure with more strikes! McSlamm is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr WeBL!
Post fight, Mr WeBL took to the microphone: 'The true joy is knowing that when my pathetic opponent goes home to his family, his children will scream in horror at the sight of their father's disfigured face...'.
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 04, 2016

#R1#
McSlamm scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#CUT#
It looks like Ludovic Presle has been cut.
McSlamm ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Presle moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Presle. McSlamm does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big right from Presle misses.
McSlamm misses with a body shot.
Presle misses with an uppercut.
Presle misses with an uppercut #TD#
and McSlamm counters with a nice double leg into side control. Presle won't be happy with that.
McSlamm in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Presle can't do much from the bottom here.
A lull in the action here as McSlamm stalls from top position.
McSlamm tries to move to mount but Presle blocks the move with his legs. #T1#
McSlamm lands a decent elbow from side control.
Presle being controlled for a moment.
McSlamm working the head with strikes.
McSlamm is looking to take a break and control but Presle is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Presle manages to work his way to half guard, despite McSlamm's best efforts.
Presle keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #T2#
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McSlamm connects with a nice short shot to Presle's temple.
McSlamm lands strikes from half guard.
McSlamm seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #SUB2#
Presle actively working from the bottom here.
Presle moves into full guard.
McSlamm controls from within his opponent's guard.
McSlamm seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Presle for as long as he can get away with.
McSlamm trying to control the position from guard on top but Presle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
McSlamm is working Presle over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McSlamm throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Presle can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McSlamm controls the pace.
McSlamm connects with a couple of short punches.
McSlamm wants to control from the top but Presle keeps moving.
McSlamm slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Presle keeping moving, preventing McSlamm from controlling successfully.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
McSlamm working some strikes from top position.#CUT#
That has opened up Ludovic Presle's cut even more.
McSlamm looking to pass the guard.
McSlamm working some strikes from top position.#CUT#
The cut above Ludovic Presle's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ludovic Presle's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Sara McSlamm!
A very excited looking Sara McSlamm rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

Event: PF 8 - Bresnar vs Loveladdy
Date: Aug 06, 2016

#R1#
Byczynski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Byczynski misses with a hook #TD2#
and McSlamm counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Byczynski!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
McSlamm wants to control but Byczynski is keeping him busy.
McSlamm working away.
Byczynski is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Byczynski can't do much from the bottom here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm in the domination position with Byczynski hanging on.
Byczynski is looking for a sweep.#T1#
McSlamm is putting a hurting on Byczynski here, landing some big shots from side control.
McSlamm landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
McSlamm tries to advance to mount but Byczynski instead regains half guard. #SUB2#
McSlamm is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
McSlamm moves into full mount! Byczynski won't be happy about that!
McSlamm looking to finish with strikes here!
Byczynski tries to hold on but McSlamm pushes him away. #T2#
Byczynski is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
McSlamm working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Byczynski is wriggling around trying to escape.
McSlamm misses with a head shot.
McSlamm lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Byczynski hang on?
McSlamm looking to control but Byczynski is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Byczynski is in all sorts of trouble here.
McSlamm punishing his opponent with strikes.
McSlamm with shots to the head and body - Byczynski looks very uncomfortable down there. #CUT2#
It looks like Nataniel Byczynski has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McSlamm thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch! #T3#
Byczynski wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by McSlamm.
McSlamm lands a big shot there that rocks Byczynski but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
McSlamm throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Byczynski is trying desperately to improve position.
McSlamm drops a big elbow. That's hurt Byczynski! More shots from McSlamm and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sara McSlamm!
In his post fight interview, Sara McSlamm started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: PF4 - Oppelaar vs Kane
Date: Jun 18, 2016

#R1#
Steele shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McSlamm pinned against the ropes. McSlamm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
It looked like McSlamm wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Steele tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McSlamm swivels and escapes.
Steele darts in looking for a takedown but McSlamm gets double underhooks and turns Steele into the ropes.
Sara McSlamm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George Steele.#TD2#
Steele drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
McSlamm tries to improve position but can't.
Steele lands a decent elbow from side control.
My spies in The Ultimate Fight House inform me that Steele has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!#SUB2#
Steele is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but McSlamm is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Steele tries for a kimura but McSlamm is defending well. #SUB2#
Steele looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T1#
McSlamm is trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
Steele is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McSlamm knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
McSlamm is trying to control Steele's posture but Steele avoids it. #SUB2#
Steele looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#SUB2#
Steele tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Steele has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
Steele thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
McSlamm sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#T2##SUB2#
Steele is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McSlamm defends it well.
McSlamm is looking for a sweep. Steele is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McSlamm is trying to maintain the position but Steele is very close to passing his half guard.
Steele is trying to control. McSlamm wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB2#
Steele wants to work for an arm triangle but McSlamm is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
McSlamm preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head. #SUB#
McSlamm looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Steele sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McSlamm defending well though. #T3#
Steele trying to control from half guard but McSlamm is working away.
McSlamm avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Steele. #SUB2#
Steele is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McSlamm is just riding it out for now. Steele eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
Steele wants to work for an arm triangle but McSlamm is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Steele is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Steele looking to control but McSlamm is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
McSlamm blocking the ground and pound.
Steele can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McSlamm is looking to escape.
Steele throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for McSlamm because Steele loaded up on that one. #T4##SUB2#
Steele is going oldschool here, as he tries to force McSlamm to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so McSlamm shrugs it off.
McSlamm is desperately trying to improve his position but Steele has a good base and remains in mount.
Steele tries to control but McSlamm wriggling away.
McSlamm tries to hold on but Steele pushes him away. #SUB2#
Steele working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Steele moves to take his opponent's back.
Steele throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
Steele is looking to control McSlamm but McSlamm is wriggling around and keeping busy.
McSlamm trying to control the action but Steele just sinks the hooks in. #T5##SUB2#
Steele patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
McSlamm trying to control the hands but Steele breaks the grip. #SUB2#
Steele is looking for the choke from the back position but McSlamm is controlling his hands well. #SUB2#
Steele is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts. #SUB2#
McSlamm defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt. #SUB2#
Steele is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but McSlamm has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
McSlamm tries to break free. #SUB2#
Steele is looking for the choke from the back position but McSlamm is controlling his hands well.
Well, with Steele on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before McSlamm is tapping out... Can he escape the position?#SUB2#
Steele is working hard for the rear naked choke here. #SUB2#
McSlamm is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent. #T6##SUB2#
McSlamm preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Steele.
Steele looks winded!#SUB2#
Steele working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
I really don't envy McSlamm right now.
McSlamm is working hard here to advance position.
Steele is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at McSlamm. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.#SUB2#
McSlamm is having to fend off submission attempts from Steele, who is looking to sink in the choke. Steele doesn't have the hooks in though and McSlamm manages to reverse position! He's now on top, in his opponent's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McSlamm lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#T7#
Steele working a defensive guard here.
McSlamm stands up over Steele, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McSlamm lands a couple of digs.#SUB2#
Steele is looking for a triangle but McSlamm pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Steele looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB2#
Steele working for a triangle but McSlamm defends it easily. #SUB2#
Steele looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
McSlamm is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Steele is trying to control the position but McSlamm postures up. #T8#
McSlamm is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SUB2#
Steele escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McSlamm gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
McSlamm got a little sloppy there for a moment and Steele has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McSlamm has managed to get both his arms back between Steele's legs - danger averted.
McSlamm landing with the ground and pound.
McSlamm trying to control but Steele is working from the bottom.
McSlamm stopping the sweep attempt from Steele.
McSlamm postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McSlamm scoring with some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Steele is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! McSlamm rolls with it to try and escape but Steele cranks on the arm and McSlamm is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). George Steele!
George Steele managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, SP Ultimate Nutrition, into his post fight interview.
The defeated Sara McSlamm had this to say: 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: PF2 - Hate vs Huia
Date: May 21, 2016

#R1#
Four tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McSlamm feints the counter takedown.
The fight stays on the outside here - Four looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Four stuns McSlamm with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McSlamm slaps away a takedown attempt from Four, before circling back to the center of the mat.
McSlamm looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Four misses with a takedown attempt
and McSlamm counters with a stiff right hand.
McSlamm avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McSlamm is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Rogue Four seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Four drives through with a takedown into guard. #T1#
Four loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Four tries to free his leg and advance position but McSlamm is retaining full guard.
Four throws a big elbow that misses.
Four throws a strike but McSlamm rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB##SUB#
McSlamm got a little sloppy there for a moment and Four has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McSlamm has managed to get both his arms back between Four's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Four had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. McSlamm defends it easily.
Four avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McSlamm trying to control the position from guard on top but Four is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Four has his foot on McSlamm's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. McSlamm works his way back into a safe position though.
McSlamm wants to control from the top but Four keeps moving. #T2##SUB#
Four is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! McSlamm has his hands clasped together but Four extends and breaks McSlamm's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Four.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rogue Four!
In defeat, Sara McSlamm stepped up to the mic, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

Event: PF1 - Champions Born
Date: Apr 30, 2016

#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Morgan throws a shot from downtown. McSlamm moves away and avoids it.
McSlamm swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Morgan fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McSlamm avoids it really well and circles away.#TD#
Morgan gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows McSlamm to score an easy takedown into full guard.#T1#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
McSlamm trying to control the position from guard on top but Morgan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McSlamm is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
McSlamm throws an elbow that misses. Morgan uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McSlamm's guard. Nice move by Morgan!#REVB#
Morgan would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB#
McSlamm looking for a triangle here. Morgan is fighting it but it looks tight! McSlamm pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Morgan is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Sara McSlamm!
Sara McSlamm was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: fogies Trudeau V Malek
Date: Mar 09, 2016

#R1#
A low kick from Byczynski is predictable there #TD#
and McSlamm counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Byczynski! #ES2#
Byczynski sneaks out the side door and pushes McSlamm away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
McSlamm looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Byczynski throws a nice looking combination but McSlamm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McSlamm throwing a counter right hand but Byczynski manages to avoid it.
McSlamm jabs Byczynski right on the nose. Byczynski blinks but takes it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McSlamm ducks under a wild hook from Byczynski.
McSlamm appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Byczynski throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters circling - Byczynski throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T1#
Byczynski throws an overhand right that lands on McSlamm's shoulder, as McSlamm tries to avoid the shot.
McSlamm tries to counter with a takedown but Byczynski is quick to defend against it.
A good leg kick by Byczynski.
Byczynski misses with an uppercut.
McSlamm slips under a jab from Byczynski.
Byczynski throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McSlamm keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Byczynski.
Byczynski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McSlamm sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McSlamm fires out a quick counter leg kick but Byczynski just manages to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Byczynski there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A punch lands to the side of McSlamm 's head but he takes it in his stride.#T2#
Byczynski pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces McSlamm back to the cage. Byczynski follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Byczynski thows a leg kick but McSlamm checks it #TD#
so McSlamm counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Byczynski keeping full guard, as McSlamm tries to pass.
McSlamm throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McSlamm keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Byczynski's head.
Byczynski trying to control the position.
McSlamm trying to control the position from guard on top but Byczynski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Byczynski working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McSlamm. #T3#
McSlamm stopping the sweep attempt from Byczynski.
McSlamm with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McSlamm postures up in Byczynski's guard and throws a big left but Byczynski blocks it.
McSlamm wants to control from the top but Byczynski keeps moving.
Byczynski wants to sweep here but McSlamm controlling him for the moment.
McSlamm missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Byczynski not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McSlamm trying to control the position from guard on top but Byczynski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Byczynski cracks McSlamm with a right hand to the side of the head.
Byczynski staying out of range there.
Byczynski looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Byczynski wants to slow McSlamm down by chopping away at his legs.
McSlamm attempts a counter takedown but Byczynski avoids it well and moves away.
Byczynski falls off balance throwing a combination #TD#
so McSlamm counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
McSlamm might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
McSlamm throws a big elbow that misses.
Byczynski thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nataniel Byczynski dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
A bone on bone clash there as McSlamm blocks the leg kick.
McSlamm feinted with a counter takedown.
Byczynski throws a body kick that misses.
Byczynski darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Byczynski blocks a jab.
Byczynski dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McSlamm. That did some damage!
Byczynski will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSlamm keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McSlamm ducks under a wild hook from Byczynski.#T1#
Byczynski fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McSlamm tries to counter with a takedown but Byczynski is quick to defend against it.
Horrible takedown attempt by McSlamm or perhaps it was just good defense by Byczynski, which made it look bad.
McSlamm moves out of range of the strikes.
Byczynski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Byczynski throws out a loose jab but McSlamm uses good head movement to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from McSlamm misses the target.
Byczynski throws a jab but it's blocked by McSlamm.
Byczynski has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
An inside leg kick lands from Byczynski. #T2#
Byczynski throws a combination that misses
and McSlamm counters with a stiff right hand.
McSlamm comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McSlamm showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Byczynski.
McSlamm changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Byczynski tries to avoid it but McSlamm manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Byczynski to the ground. Byczynski escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from McSlamm. Byczynski does a little dance to reset his feet.
A combination from Byczynski does no damage.
Byczynski throws the kick towards the body but McSlamm avoids it.#T3#
Nice defenses there by McSlamm.
Byczynski swings for the body but McSlamm moves out of range.
McSlamm is looking to counter with head kicks.
Byczynski throws a lazy uppercut #TD#
and McSlamm counters with a nice double leg into side control. Byczynski won't be happy with that.
Byczynski is looking for a sweep.
McSlamm throws a strike aimed at the side of Byczynski's head but Byczynski avoids it well.
McSlamm working the head and body with strikes.
Byczynski can't do much from the bottom here.
Byczynski is not content to let McSlamm control the position.
Byczynski is trying to improve his position.#T4#
McSlamm scores with a couple of short elbows.
McSlamm moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Byczynski wants to control but McSlamm postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Byczynski might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control McSlamm haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
McSlamm sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Byczynski is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Nataniel Byczynski will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Byczynski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McSlamm moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nataniel Byczynski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Byczynski throws a leg kick #TD#
and McSlamm counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McSlamm takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#SUB#
McSlamm is working for a kimura but Byczynski is defending it quite comfortably.
McSlamm wants to control but Byczynski is keeping him busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Byczynski has hold of McSlamm's hands but McSlamm slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB#
McSlamm is working for an americana but Byczynski has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst McSlamm was thinking about the submission.
McSlamm not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T1#
McSlamm loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McSlamm is stalling in the full guard.
McSlamm looking to pass the guard.
McSlamm is looking to work some ground and pound but Byczynski has wrist control.
Byczynski looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Byczynski trying to control the position. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McSlamm with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McSlamm seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Byczynski looking to hit a scissor sweep but McSlamm is one step ahead there. #SUB#
McSlamm is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Byczynski is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Byczynski has escaped and now he's on top! #REVB##T3#
Byczynski would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Nataniel Byczynski is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Byczynski trying to control the position from guard on top but McSlamm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McSlamm is on top in guard. #REVR#
McSlamm is looking to work some ground and pound but Byczynski has wrist control.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Byczynski has his hands on McSlamm's head, controlling the position.
McSlamm lands a couple of digs.
McSlamm stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Byczynski swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Byczynski utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Byczynski keeping moving, preventing McSlamm from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McSlamm throwing strikes from guard but Byczynski blocks nicely.
Sara McSlamm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Byczynski looking to control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sara McSlamm showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Byczynski has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nataniel Byczynski!
Nataniel Byczynski gave a mention to FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
The defeated Sara McSlamm had this to say: 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.

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