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Event: GAMMA#987 Aurelius v Rectal     
Date:   Feb 25, 2023
#R1#
Thermometer swings for the body but Augustus moves out of range.
Thermometer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Augustus walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Augustus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thermometer throws out the jab.
Augustus throws a leg kick but Thermometer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Augustus misses with a straight right.
Augustus slips under a jab.
Augustus misses the shot to the body.
Augustus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thermometer.
Thermometer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Thermometer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Augustus takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Thermometer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thermometer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Thermometer throws a lazy right hand but Augustus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thermometer lands with a right hand.
Augustus missing with a left hand there. Thermometer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thermometer swings for the body but Augustus moves out of range.
Augustus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Thermometer takes a step back to recover.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Augustus moves away.
Augustus connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Thermometer momentarily.
Augustus takes a swing at Thermometer's ribcage but misses.
Thermometer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thermometer lands an overhand right.#T1#
Augustus throws a jab when Thermometer was well out of range.
Thermometer is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Augustus with a body shot.
Thermometer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thermometer misses with a straight left.
Augustus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut.
Thermometer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Augustus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Thermometer's sensitive parts.
Thermometer moves out of range of the body kick from Augustus.
Augustus misses with a body shot.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
Thermometer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Augustus. Thermometer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Augustus throws a big shot that misses.
Nice defenses there by Thermometer.
Augustus avoids the body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Augustus.
Augustus with the inside leg kick.
Thermometer lands a nice hook to Augustus's body. Augustus takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A swing and a miss from Thermometer.
Augustus misses with a looping right.
Augustus takes a swing at Thermometer's ribcage but misses.
Augustus avoids the body shot from Thermometer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thermometer lands a slapping body shot. #T2##CL2#
Thermometer rushes Augustus and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Augustus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Augustus defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Augustus.
Augustus comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Thermometer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Augustus lands a nice looking body shot.
Augustus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Augustus missing with a left hand there. Thermometer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters circling - Thermometer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Augustus doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Augustus lands with a nice body punch.
Augustus looks to land a left hand but Thermometer moved out of range nicely.
Thermometer throws a hook but Augustus avoids it easily.
Good shot there by Augustus.
Augustus swings for the body but Thermometer moves out of range.
Thermometer moves out of range of the strikes.
Thermometer throws a jab but it's blocked by Augustus.
Augustus looks to land a left hand but Thermometer moved out of range nicely.
Thermometer lands a body shot. #T3#
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
It looked like Augustus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Augustus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a hook to the body
and Augustus counters with a low kick, right behind Thermometer 's knee.
Thermometer staying out of range there.
Thermometer tries to move into range but Augustus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Augustus lunges at Thermometer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thermometer's hand.
Thermometer swings for the body but Augustus moves out of range.
Thermometer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Augustus rather than just go for the knockout.
Augustus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Thermometer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Augustus.
Thermometer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Augustus lands a lovely overhand right.
Thermometer moves out of range of the body kick from Augustus.
Thermometer lands with a cross.
Thermometer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Augustus.
Thermometer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thermometer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A big left from Augustus misses.
A big left from Augustus misses.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
Augustus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Thermometer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T4#
Augustus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Thermometer's sensitive parts.
Augustus throws a solid leg kick but Thermometer takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Augustus.
Thermometer throws the left hand but Augustus avoids the punch easily.
Augustus throws a hook to the side of Thermometer's head but Thermometer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#CL2#
Thermometer moves into the clinch successfully.
Thermometer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Augustus blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer tries to work over Augustus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
Augustus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thermometer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Augustus.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut.
Augustus lands a lovely overhand right.#CL2#
Thermometer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Thermometer lands a body shot.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Augustus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Augustus controls the action.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Augustus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Augustus fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC#
Augustus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A big left from Augustus misses.
Augustus lands a body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Aurelius Augustus dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Augustus connects with a nice looking jab.
Thermometer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Augustus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
Thermometer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Thermometer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Augustus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thermometer.
Augustus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Augustus has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Augustus.#CL2#
Thermometer moves into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Augustus.
Thermometer prevents Augustus from breaking the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Thermometer.
A short right from Thermometer.
Augustus stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Augustus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Augustus tries to throw a body punch but Thermometer avoids it by throwing Augustus back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Augustus is trying to push Thermometer away but Thermometer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thermometer scores with a shot to the side of Augustus's head.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Augustus avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
Good body shot from Augustus.
Augustus lands a shot to the body.#BC#
Augustus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
An inside leg kick lands from Augustus. #T1#
Augustus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Thermometer thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Augustus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Augustus throws a body shot but no joy.
Augustus sets himself, and Thermometer steps forward looking for the clinch! Augustus avoids it this time.
Thermometer stuns Augustus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Thermometer keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Thermometer throws out a counter right but Augustus avoids it with no problem.
Augustus needs to keep his hands up - Thermometer had a free shot at his head there.
Augustus defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermometer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Augustus.
Thermometer is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Augustus clobbers Thermometer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Augustus slips the punch.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut.
Augustus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Augustus walks into a left hand.
Augustus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thermometer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Thermometer wants to clinch up but Augustus keeps it at a distance.
Thermometer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Augustus throws a nice outside leg kick. #T2#
Thermometer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Augustus.
Thermometer throws a jab when Augustus was well out of range.
Thermometer takes a swing at Augustus's ribcage but misses.
Thermometer tries to clinch up.
Thermometer scores with a jab.
Thermometer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Augustus was well out of range. Poor timing from Thermometer.
Thermometer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Augustus was well out of range. Poor timing from Thermometer.
Augustus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Thermometer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Good shot there by Thermometer.
Augustus throws a hook but Thermometer blocks it.
Augustus sets himself, and Thermometer steps forward looking for the clinch! Augustus avoids it this time.
Augustus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Aurelius Augustus is winning the standup battle so far.
Augustus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Augustus misses with a leg kick.
Augustus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thermometer.
Augustus keeps the fight on the outside.
Thermometer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
An inside leg kick lands from Augustus.
Augustus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Thermometer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thermometer throws a shot to the body. #T3#
A telegraphed right hand from Augustus misses the target.
A slow jab from Thermometer misses its intended target.
A big left from Thermometer misses.
Thermometer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Augustus throws a leg kick which misses Thermometer's front leg but catches the back leg as Thermometer tries to avoid it.
Thermometer throws a big shot that misses.
Thermometer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Augustus lands with an overhand left.
Augustus with a nice calf kick.
Thermometer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Thermometer tries to counter with a clinch but Augustus shakes him off and moves away.
Augustus connects with a leg kick.
Augustus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thermometer throws a hook to the side of Augustus's head but Augustus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Augustus feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Augustus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thermometer.
Thermometer throws an overhand right that lands on Augustus's shoulder, as Augustus tries to avoid the shot.
Thermometer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Augustus was well out of range. Poor timing from Thermometer.
Augustus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Augustus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Thermometer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Augustus.
Augustus cracks Thermometer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Thermometer slips under a jab from Augustus.#T4#
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Thermometer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Thermometer connects with the punch.
Augustus throws a lazy right hand but Thermometer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Augustus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thermometer manages to avoid it.
Augustus lands a glancing blow to the side of Thermometer's head.
Augustus slips under a jab.
Thermometer looks to land a left hand but Augustus moved out of range nicely.
Nice body punch from Augustus.
Thermometer digs a good hook to Augustus's body.
Augustus throws a shot from downtown. Thermometer moves away and avoids it.
Augustus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thermometer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thermometer throws a body punch but Augustus moves out of range.
Augustus is looking to slow Thermometer down with leg kicks.
Thermometer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Augustus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Augustus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Aurelius Augustus dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R3#
Augustus scores with a leg kick.
Augustus scoring well with a low kick there.
Thermometer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Augustus just misses with a punch to the body.
A slow jab from Thermometer misses its intended target.
Augustus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A big left from Augustus misses.
Thermometer is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Thermometer misses with a lunging right hand
and Augustus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Augustus misses the target.
Augustus connects with a body shot.
Augustus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thermometer was well out of range. Poor timing from Augustus.
Thermometer tests Augustus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Augustus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thermometer throws out the jab.
Thermometer punishes Augustus's body with a nice straight punch.
Thermometer avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thermometer throws a body punch but Augustus moves out of range.
Augustus lands with a hook. Thermometer tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Augustus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Augustus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
A slapping leg kick lands for Augustus. #T1#
Augustus slips under a jab from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
Augustus lands with a straight right. Thermometer didn't see that one coming.#CL2#
Thermometer has managed to clinch.
Augustus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thermometer lands a body punch.
Thermometer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Augustus backwards.
Augustus misses with some punches.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC#
Augustus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thermometer has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Thermometer throws a hook to the side of Augustus's head but Augustus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thermometer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Thermometer misses with a looping left.
Augustus slips a straight right by Thermometer.
Augustus looks to land a right hand but Thermometer moved out of range.
Thermometer wants to clinch.
Augustus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Augustus. Thermometer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Augustus takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice shot by Augustus.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Augustus is just out of range.
Thermometer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Thermometer moves out of range of the leg kick from Augustus.
A nice side step and Thermometer releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Augustus takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Augustus tried to score with a low kick but Thermometer checks it.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Augustus moves away.
A jab from Augustus misses.
Augustus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thermometer just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Augustus misses.
The fighters circling - Thermometer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Augustus misses with an uppercut. Thermometer saw that one coming.
Thermometer throws a hook to the side of Augustus's head but Augustus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thermometer tries to clinch there but Augustus circles away.
Augustus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Thermometer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #T3#
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
Augustus lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A big right from Augustus misses.
Thermometer doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Augustus defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
Augustus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thermometer was well out of range. Poor timing from Augustus.
Thermometer lands a jab.
Augustus tries a low kick but Thermometer avoids it.
Augustus throws a hook to the side of Thermometer's head but Thermometer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Augustus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Augustus on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Thermometer sizes up Augustus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Augustus shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Thermometer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thermometer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Donk. Thermometer catches Augustus right on the button with a cross.
Thermometer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thermometer throws a body punch but Augustus moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Augustus throws a front kick aimed at Thermometer's knee but Thermometer avoids it well.
Thermometer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T4#
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augustus manages to avoid it.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
Augustus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thermometer.
Augustus defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
Augustus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer throws a shot from downtown. Augustus moves away and avoids it.
Augustus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thermometer.
Augustus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Augustus bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thermometer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augustus manages to avoid it.
Thermometer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Augustus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Augustus stuns Thermometer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Augustus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thermometer throws out the jab.
Augustus throws the left hand but Thermometer avoids the punch easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thermometer takes one to the side of the head.
Jab from Augustus.
Thermometer punishes Augustus's body with a nice straight punch.
Thermometer stuns Augustus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Aurelius Augustus did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R4#
Thermometer avoids the body shot from Augustus.
Thermometer slips a jab from Augustus.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Augustus slips the punch.
Thermometer misses with a looping left.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augustus manages to avoid it.
Augustus feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Thermometer throws a lazy right hand but Augustus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Augustus moves away from the strike by Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a body shot.
Augustus is looking to counter punch.
Augustus slips under a jab.
Augustus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Thermometer checks it well.
Augustus cracks Thermometer with an open hand slap.
Augustus lands with a straight right. Thermometer didn't see that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Thermometer misses the target.
Thermometer slips a jab from Augustus.
Augustus lands with a good body shot.
Thermometer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thermometer throws a shot from downtown. Augustus moves away and avoids it.
Jab, jab by Thermometer - just one landing. #T1#
Augustus scores with the left hand. Thermometer knows he should have avoided that one.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Augustus scores with a kick to the midsection.
Thermometer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thermometer takes a swing at Augustus's ribcage but misses.
Augustus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Thermometer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thermometer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augustus manages to avoid it.
Augustus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thermometer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Thermometer moves out of range of the strikes.
Thermometer misses with a looping right.
Augustus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Augustus scores with a punch to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thermometer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Augustus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Thermometer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#T2#
Augustus slips under a jab from Thermometer.
Thermometer with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Augustus to score with a decent uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Thermometer misses the target.
Augustus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Augustus throws the left hand but Thermometer avoids the punch easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Thermometer. That snapped Augustus's head back.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermometer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Augustus lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Thermometer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Augustus. Thermometer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermometer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Thermometer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Augustus.
Augustus throws a leg kick but Thermometer moved away.
Augustus lands with a right hand.
Augustus takes one on the button.
Augustus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thermometer was well out of range. Poor timing from Augustus.
Augustus lands a jab to the head. #T3#
Augustus moves out of range of the strikes.
Thermometer jabs at Augustus's body.
Thermometer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Augustus moves away.
Augustus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thermometer avoids the body shot from Augustus.
Thermometer misses with a hook.
Thermometer lands with a shot to the body.
A nice leg kick from Augustus, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thermometer misses with a body shot.
Augustus cracks Thermometer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Thermometer avoids the head kick by Augustus.
Thermometer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thermometer lands an overhand right.
Thermometer walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Augustus misses with a low kick as Thermometer jumps back.
Augustus misses with an uppercut. Thermometer saw that one coming.
Thermometer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Thermometer misses the target.
A little feinted left hand from Augustus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Augustus walks into a jab.
Thermometer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Augustus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thermometer manages to avoid it.
Thermometer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Thermometer misses.
Augustus quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Thermometer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thermometer lands a body shot.
Augustus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Thermometer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Thermometer moves out of range of the leg kick from Augustus.
Thermometer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Augustus.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Augustus blocks a jab.
Augustus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
Augustus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Augustus connects with a nice looking jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Aurelius Augustus will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R5#
Augustus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thermometer.
Augustus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Augustus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thermometer ducks under a wild hook from Augustus.
Augustus is looking to land body kicks.
Thermometer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Augustus is just out of range.
Augustus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thermometer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Augustus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Augustus misses with a hook.
Thermometer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Augustus.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermometer ducks under a wild hook from Augustus.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Augustus thows a leg kick but Thermometer checks it #CL2#
and Thermometer counters by moving into the clinch.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Augustus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Augustus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Thermometer walks into a jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Augustus. #T1#
Augustus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thermometer throws a body shot but no joy.
Augustus swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Thermometer connects with a body shot.
Augustus lands a jab.
Augustus lunges at Thermometer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thermometer's hand.
Augustus misses the jab.
Augustus looks to land a right hand but Thermometer moved out of range.
A big left from Augustus misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Augustus, as that shot connected.
Thermometer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Augustus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thermometer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thermometer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thermometer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Augustus.
Augustus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Augustus blocks a jab.
Thermometer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Augustus.
Augustus is looking to counter punch.
Thermometer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Augustus connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Thermometer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Thermometer misses the jab.
Thermometer takes a swing at Augustus's ribcage but misses.
Augustus misses with a hook. Thermometer ducked under it nicely.
Augustus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Augustus throws a leg kick but Thermometer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Thermometer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Augustus.
Augustus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thermometer misses the jab.
Augustus looks to score with a jab to the body but Thermometer is just out of range.
Augustus lands a jab to the head.
Augustus throws a hook to the side of Thermometer's head but Thermometer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Augustus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Augustus.
Thermometer throws a jab but it's blocked by Augustus.
Augustus lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Thermometer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.#T3#
Jab from Augustus.
A jab from Thermometer misses.
Thermometer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Augustus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Augustus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augustus manages to avoid it.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Thermometer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Augustus.
Thermometer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Rectal Thermometer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Augustus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thermometer tries to counter with a clinch but Augustus shakes him off and moves away.
Augustus slips a straight right by Thermometer.
Augustus appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Augustus connects with an inside leg kick.
Thermometer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Augustus.
Thermometer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Augustus lands with an uppercut that bounces Thermometer off the cage and back into range.
Augustus catches Thermometer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Thermometer throws a body punch but Augustus moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Augustus throws a nice inside leg kick. #T4#
The crowd cheers as Augustus lands an impressive looking overhand right. Thermometer doesn't seem phased though.
Augustus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Decent striking displayed by Augustus there.
Augustus lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Thermometer misses with a hook. Augustus ducked under it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermometer misses with a looping left.
Augustus lands a head shot.
Aurelius Augustus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Thermometer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Augustus counters with an inside leg kick.
Thermometer throws a hook but Augustus avoids it easily.
Augustus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Augustus slips under a jab.
A good leg kick by Augustus.
Augustus scores with a hook to the body. Thermometer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Augustus scores with a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Augustus misses with a body shot. #CL2#
Thermometer has Augustus up against the cage in a clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Aurelius Augustus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Augustus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 48:47
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 50:45
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 49:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Aurelius Augustus!

Aurelius Augustus retains his middleweight title!
An out of breath Aurelius Augustus thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: SFC 3: Caetano vs. Knights     
Date:   Feb 11, 2023
#R1#
Pyssy cracks Water with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Water throws a body shot but no joy.
Water shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've been told by Water's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Pyssy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Water throws a looping overhand right but Pyssy ducks down to avoid it.
Pyssy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Water doesn't seem bothered though.
Water moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pyssy ducks under a wild hook from Water.
Pyssy has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Water is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Water rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pyssy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
An inside leg kick from Pyssy misses.
Pyssy throws a jab when Water was well out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Pyssy. That snapped Water's head back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Water swings for the body but Pyssy moves out of range.
Pyssy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Water looks to throw the jab but Pyssy is out of range.
Pyssy only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Water misses with a looping right.
Pyssy loads up on a big right hand but Water slips the punch.
Water misses with a shot to the body
and Pyssy counters with a body kick.
Water misses with a hook
and Pyssy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Water swings for the body but Pyssy moves out of range.
Water ducks under a wild hook from Pyssy.
Water fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pyssy manages to avoid it.
Pyssy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pyssy throws a wild body kick that Water sees coming a mile off.
Pyssy connects with a body shot that sends Water's belly button to the back.
Water throws a poor cross that misses
and Pyssy counters with a head kick. That will keep Water thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That kick from Pyssy tenderised Water's leg. Water is trying to keep his angry face on.
Water misses with a jab, cross combination.
Water misses the shot to the body.
Water connects with a single shot there.
Water throws a poor cross that misses
and Pyssy counters with a nice body kick.
Water throws a series of punches but Pyssy avoids them all with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Water swings widly with a right hand
and Pyssy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pyssy misses with a right hand
and Water counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T2#
Pyssy misses with a hook.
Pyssy throws a jab but it's blocked by Water.
A looping hook to the body misses from Water. Pyssy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pyssy throws a leg kick but Water moved away.
Water walks into a stiff left hand from Pyssy.
Water pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Water misses the jab.
Pyssy only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Water. Beautiful body shot.
Water misses the body punch
and Pyssy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Water throws out a loose jab but Pyssy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Water throws a poor cross that misses
and Pyssy counters with an outside leg kick.
Pyssy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pyssy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pyssy lands a lovely overhand right.
Water scores with a jab. Pyssy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Pyssy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T3#
Pyssy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pyssy tries a low kick but Water avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Water. Pyssy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pyssy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Jab by Pyssy.#ROC2#Water is rocked!
Pyssy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Water looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Oh Water is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Water drops his hands momentarily and Pyssy needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Water just on the top of the head. Water drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Water - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pultti Pyssy!
Pultti Pyssy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: SFC 3: Caetano vs. Knights     
Date:   Feb 11, 2023
#R1#
Rocket slips a jab from Kurosaki.
Rocket lands with a hook. Kurosaki tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rocket, as that shot connected.
Rocket throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kurosaki on the side of the head.
Rocket dives in for a single leg takedown but Kurosaki sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the ropes.
Rocket misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Kurosaki breaks the clinch.
Rocket swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rocket throws a shot from downtown. Kurosaki moves away and avoids it.
Kurosaki pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rocket misses with a looping left.
Kurosaki takes a swing at Rocket's ribcage but misses.
Kurosaki misses with a kick to the body.
Rocket half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Rocket has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
Rocket moves out of range of the leg kick from Kurosaki.
Rocket feinted with a counter takedown.
Rocket throws the left hand but Kurosaki avoids the punch easily.
Kurosaki lands with a nice combination. Rocket backs away looking to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rocket jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A slow jab from Kurosaki misses its intended target.
Rocket looks to land a right hand but Kurosaki moved out of range.
Rocket throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kurosaki throws out a counter right but Rocket avoids it with no problem.
Rocket throws a hook but Kurosaki avoids it easily.
Kurosaki throws a jab but it's blocked by Rocket. #T1#
Rocket will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kurosaki throws a hook but Rocket avoids it easily.
Rocket appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Kurosaki uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Kurosaki walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Rocket just misses with a punch to the body.
Kurosaki thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kurosaki misses the jab.
Rocket takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kurosaki throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Rocket throws a right and a left that both miss.
Akio Kurosaki is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rocket missing with a left hand there. Kurosaki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sloppy strikes from Rocket. Those never looked like landing.
Kurosaki comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kurosaki just misses with a punch to the body.
Rocket steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kurosaki.
Nice sprawl there from Kurosaki as Rocket shoots in.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rocket uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kurosaki.
Rocket looks to throw the jab but Kurosaki is out of range.
Kurosaki misses with a hook.
Rocket throwing a counter right hand but Kurosaki manages to avoid it.
Rocket throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Rocket displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kurosaki throws out the jab. #T2#
Kurosaki lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kurosaki misses with a straight left.
Rocket lands a right hook to the body.
Rocket misses with an uppercut. Kurosaki saw that one coming.
Kurosaki throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rocket slips a straight right by Kurosaki.
Kurosaki looks to land a left hand but Rocket moved out of range nicely.
Rocket half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Rocket misses the jab.
Rocket swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kurosaki jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A big right from Kurosaki misses.
Kurosaki waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rocket.
Kurosaki misses with a hook. Rocket ducked under it nicely.
Rocket throws a body punch but Kurosaki moves out of range.
Rocket staying out of range there.
Rocket drops his hands momentarily and Kurosaki takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kurosaki misses the jab.
Rocket slips under a jab from Kurosaki.
Rocket lands the left hand.
Rocket throws a series of punches but Kurosaki avoids them all with ease.
A big left from Rocket misses. #T3#
Kurosaki throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Rocket on the side of the head.
Kurosaki connects with a body shot.
Kurosaki misses with an uppercut. Rocket saw that one coming.
Kurosaki throws out a loose jab but Rocket uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rocket throws a body shot but no joy.
Rocket fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pocket Rocket. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice uppercut lands for Kurosaki. That snapped Rocket's head back.
Rocket walks into a left hand.
Kurosaki looks to land a right hand but Rocket moved out of range.
Kurosaki looks to land a combination. Rocket sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Kurosaki uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rocket.
Rocket cracks Kurosaki with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kurosaki gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kurosaki keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rocket.
Kurosaki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rocket appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Rocket wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rocket throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rocket swings for the body but Kurosaki moves out of range. #T4#
Kurosaki swings for the body but Rocket moves out of range.
Rocket appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kurosaki.
Kurosaki throws a jab when Rocket was well out of range.
Rocket shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kurosaki defends it nicely.
Kurosaki swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rocket.
Rocket looks to land a left hand but Kurosaki moved out of range nicely.
Kurosaki uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rocket.
Kurosaki looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rocket tries for a takedown but Kurosaki sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kurosaki jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A jab from Kurosaki misses.
Rocket scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A big right from Kurosaki misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kurosaki swings for the body but Rocket moves out of range.
Rocket misses with a hook.
Kurosaki misses the jab.
Rocket throws a shot from downtown. Kurosaki moves away and avoids it.
A swing and a miss from Rocket.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Akio Kurosaki will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Kurosaki misses the shot to the body.
Rocket takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Rocket fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rocket throws a shot from downtown. Kurosaki moves away and avoids it.
Kurosaki looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kurosaki throws a shot from downtown. Rocket moves away and avoids it.
Rocket jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It seemed like Kurosaki was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rocket throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kurosaki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rocket. Kurosaki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kurosaki lands a glancing blow to the side of Rocket's head.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Kurosaki in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Kurosaki lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Rocket takes a swing at Kurosaki's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kurosaki! But no joy.
Some wild striking there from Rocket.
Kurosaki throws a shot from downtown. Rocket moves away and avoids it.
Rocket half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Rocket throws a hook but Kurosaki avoids it easily.
Kurosaki lands with an uppercut that bounces Rocket off the ropes and back into range.
Kurosaki misses with a straight left.
Rocket ducks under a wild hook from Kurosaki.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kurosaki waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rocket.
Rocket takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kurosaki throws a hook but Rocket blocks it.#T1#
Kurosaki connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Rocket has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rocket there as he acknowledges the shot.
Rocket throws a big shot that misses.
Rocket with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kurosaki to score with a decent uppercut.
Kurosaki steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rocket.
Rocket slips a jab from Kurosaki.
Rocket slips a jab from Kurosaki.
Kurosaki keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kurosaki misses with a leg kick.
Rocket bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rocket throws out a powerful jab.
Kurosaki looks to land a left hand but Rocket moved out of range nicely.
Rocket takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kurosaki ducks under a wild hook from Rocket.
Rocket misses with a straight left.
Kurosaki misses with a body shot.
Rocket misses with a straight right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kurosaki digs a good hook to Rocket's body.
Rocket slips under a jab from Kurosaki.
Rocket waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kurosaki.
Rocket bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T2#
Rocket ducks under a wild hook from Kurosaki.
Rocket was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rocket waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kurosaki.
A clash of legs there as Rocket blocks the low kick.
Rocket uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kurosaki.
Rocket defending well as Kurosaki loads up on a big left hand.
Rocket staying out of range there.
Kurosaki has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Rocket avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rocket keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kurosaki uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rocket.
Kurosaki looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kurosaki misses with an uppercut.
Rocket swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rocket closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kurosaki circles away.
Kurosaki works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rocket on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rocket throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kurosaki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rocket missing with a left hand there. Kurosaki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kurosaki throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kurosaki throws a looping overhand right but Rocket ducks down to avoid it.
Kurosaki throws the left hand but Rocket avoids the punch easily.
Rocket drops down looking for a counter takedown but Kurosaki sprawls and moves away.
Kurosaki throws a jab when Rocket was well out of range.
Kurosaki has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.#T3#
Rocket lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Rocket throws a body shot but no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Kurosaki misses the target.
Kurosaki throws a hook to the side of Rocket's head but Rocket sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rocket comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kurosaki lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Rocket has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Rocket and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rocket steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kurosaki.
Kurosaki uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rocket.
Kurosaki swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rocket tries to counter with a takedown but Kurosaki is quick to defend against it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kurosaki.
Kurosaki scores with a shot to the body.
No joy there for Rocket, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rocket dives in for a single leg takedown but Kurosaki sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the ropes.
Kurosaki digs a right hand into Rocket's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Rocket's gas tank.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kurosaki.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rocket is trying to break the clinch but Kurosaki is controlling him.#T4#
Kurosaki lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rocket is trying to push Kurosaki away but Kurosaki has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Kurosaki lands a left hand.
Kurosaki leaning against his opponent.
A short uppercut from Kurosaki.
Kurosaki lands with a right to the head.
Kurosaki is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Kurosaki keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rocket's efforts to push away.
Kurosaki scores with a shoulder strike.
Kurosaki controlling the action here for a moment. #BC2#
Kurosaki manages to break the clinch.
Nice uppercut lands for Kurosaki. That snapped Rocket's head back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Akio Kurosaki showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Rocket takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Rocket lands with a straight right. Kurosaki didn't see that one coming.
Kurosaki throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kurosaki throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rocket sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rocket throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rocket looks to land a right hand but Kurosaki moved out of range.
Kurosaki takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Rocket ducks under a wild hook from Kurosaki.
Rocket throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rocket moves out of range of the strikes.#TD#
Kurosaki gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Kurosaki trying to strike off his back. #SUB2#
Kurosaki had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Rocket defends it easily.
Rocket trying to control but Kurosaki is working from the bottom. #T1#
Rocket is really struggling to control Kurosaki but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Kurosaki looking to control.
Kurosaki is controlling Rocket's posture.
Kurosaki thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Rocket postures up. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Kurosaki looks to throw the jab but Rocket is out of range.
Kurosaki slips a jab from Rocket.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rocket. Kurosaki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kurosaki misses with an uppercut. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Rocket avoids the body shot from Kurosaki.
Rocket misses the jab.
Kurosaki throws a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Kurosaki misses its intended target.
Rocket takes a swing at Kurosaki's ribcage but misses.
Kurosaki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kurosaki thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kurosaki throws the left hand but Rocket avoids the punch easily.
Kurosaki changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Rocket changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kurosaki tries to avoid it but Rocket manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kurosaki to the ground. Kurosaki escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Rocket fails to land with a series of punches.
Good shot there by Rocket.
Kurosaki avoids the body shot from Rocket.
Kurosaki slips a jab from Rocket.
Rocket looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Kurosaki throws an overhand right that lands on Rocket's shoulder, as Rocket tries to avoid the shot.
Kurosaki motions for Rocket to come forward. Kurosaki throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rocket attempts a counter takedown but Kurosaki avoids it well and moves away.
Rocket slips a jab from Kurosaki.
Rocket shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kurosaki but Kurosaki pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Rocket connects with a body shot.#T3#
Kurosaki throws a looping overhand right but Rocket ducks down to avoid it.
Rocket jabs at Kurosaki's body.
A clash of legs there as Rocket blocks the low kick.
Kurosaki digs a good hook to Rocket's body.
Akio Kurosaki seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rocket misses with a wild body shot.
Kurosaki tries a quick counter leg kick but Rocket is wise to it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rocket. Kurosaki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rocket ducks under a wild hook from Kurosaki.
Kurosaki takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pocket Rocket has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kurosaki throws a body punch but Rocket moves out of range.
Kurosaki fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rocket manages to avoid it.
Rocket drops down looking for a counter takedown but Kurosaki sprawls and moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Kurosaki misses the target.
Rocket slips a straight right by Kurosaki.
Rocket changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Rocket throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Some wild striking there from Rocket.
Kurosaki throws a jab when Rocket was well out of range.
Rocket tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kurosaki was well out of range. Poor timing from Rocket.
Rocket avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Rocket misses the target.#T4#
Kurosaki throws a low kick but it's checked well by Rocket.
Rocket ducks under a wild hook from Kurosaki.
Kurosaki motions for Rocket to come forward. Kurosaki throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kurosaki throws a jab when Rocket was well out of range.
Rocket tries to counter with a takedown but Kurosaki is quick to defend against it.
Kurosaki lands with a cross.
Akio Kurosaki is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kurosaki throws a front kick aimed at Rocket's knee but Rocket avoids it well.
Rocket tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kurosaki was well out of range. Poor timing from Rocket.
Rocket misses with a hook
and Kurosaki counters with a nice uppercut.
Rocket tries to move into range but Kurosaki moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Rocket swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kurosaki ducks under a wild hook from Rocket.
Kurosaki walks into a jab.
Kurosaki getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kurosaki smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Rocket misses the shot to the body.
Rocket takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Good work by Rocket as he checks the leg kick.
Kurosaki lunges at Rocket with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rocket's hand.
Rocket takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Akio Kurosaki.
I've got Kurosaki winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Akio Kurosaki!

A relieved looking Akio Kurosaki thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: GAMMA#982 Chamua v Benedetti     
Date:   Jan 21, 2023
#R1#
Johnson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Thermometer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thermometer doesn't manage to clinch there - Johnson circles away.
Thermometer misses with a left hand
and Johnson counters with a slapping leg kick.
Johnson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thermometer throws a body shot but no joy.
Thermometer misses with a right hand
and Johnson counters with a straight right hand.
Johnson slips a jab from Thermometer.
Johnson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Johnson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Thermometer.
Thermometer lands with a good body shot.
Nice defenses there by Johnson.
Johnson feints a counter leg kick.
Thermometer blocks a jab.
Thermometer tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Johnson manages to circle out of the way.
Johnson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jab from Thermometer.
Thermometer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Johnson slips a jab from Thermometer.
Johnson lands a leg kick that knocks Thermometer off balance momentarily.
Thermometer misses with a right hand
and Johnson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A jab from Johnson misses.
Thermometer misses with a double jab
and Johnson counters with a leg kick.
Johnson blocks a jab.#T1#
The fighters circling - Thermometer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Johnson misses with a looping right.
Johnson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Thermometer.
Thermometer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Johnson. Johnson obviously looking to wear him down.
No joy there for Thermometer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Johnson throws a looping overhand right but Thermometer ducks down to avoid it.
Thermometer wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Thermometer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Johnson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Thermometer on the side of the head.
Thermometer throws an overhand right that lands on Johnson's shoulder, as Johnson tries to avoid the shot.
Thermometer scores with a nice right hand.
Good shot there by Thermometer.
Johnson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for Johnson. That snapped Thermometer's head back.
Johnson digs a good body shot into Thermometer's ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Thermometer lands with a good body shot.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Johnson slips the punch.
Thermometer cracks Johnson with an open hand slap.
Thermometer misses with a looping right.
Thermometer connects with a body shot that sends Johnson's belly button to the back.#T2#
Nice defenses there by Johnson.
Thermometer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Johnson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thermometer.
Thermometer is looking to clinch but Johnson is avoiding it.
Thermometer takes a swing at Johnson's ribcage but misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Johnson misses.
Johnson throws a hook but Thermometer avoids it easily.
Johnson slips under a jab from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Johnson saw that one coming.
Johnson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands a nice hook to Johnson's body. Johnson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Thermometer throws a hook but Johnson blocks it.
Sloppy strikes from Thermometer. Those never looked like landing.
Johnson only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Thermometer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Johnson can pounce on him.
Johnson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Johnson connects with a solid leg kick.
Johnson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thermometer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johnson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thermometer takes a swing at Johnson's ribcage but misses. #T3#
Thermometer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Johnson. Johnson obviously looking to wear him down.
Thermometer swings for the body but Johnson moves out of range.
Thermometer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Johnson throws out a counter right but Thermometer avoids it with no problem.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Thermometer checks a leg kick.
Thermometer wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Johnson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thermometer.
Thermometer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Thermometer sizes up Johnson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Johnson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Thermometer throws a body shot but no joy.
Johnson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Johnson throws a leg kick that misses.
Johnson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Johnson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Johnson on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johnson manages to avoid it.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johnson manages to avoid it.
Johnson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Johnson throws a leg kick but Thermometer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Thermometer tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Johnson manages to circle out of the way.
Johnson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Thermometer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thermometer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Johnson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Johnson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Johnson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thermometer throws out the jab.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Johnson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thermometer.
Johnson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Thermometer looks to clinch
enabling Johnson to counter with a crisp jab.
Thermometer jabbing away but nothing is landing. #CL#
Thermometer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thermometer.
Thermometer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Johnson.
Thermometer scores with a hook to the body.
Johnson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thermometer backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Johnson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
Thermometer tries to work over Johnson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thermometer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Johnson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thermometer tries a body shot but Johnson blocks it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rectal Thermometer will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johnson moves away.
Johnson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Johnson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thermometer.
Johnson appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Johnson moves out of range as Thermometer strikes.
Johnson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thermometer.
Thermometer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Johnson throws a jab but it's blocked by Thermometer.
A little feinted left hand from Thermometer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Johnson.
Thermometer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Thermometer misses with a body shot.
Thermometer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Johnson can do to turn this around?
Johnson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Johnson in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
A slow jab from Johnson misses its intended target.
Thermometer cracks Johnson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Thermometer misses with a jab to the body
and Johnson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rectal Thermometer is winning the standup battle so far.
Johnson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thermometer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Johnson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Johnson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Thermometer swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Johnson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T1#
Thermometer ducks under a wild hook from Johnson.
Thermometer misses the shot to the body.
Thermometer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Johnson.
Johnson misses with a low kick as Thermometer jumps back.
Johnson scores with a decent looking hook.
Nice defenses there by Thermometer.
Thermometer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Johnson scores with the left hand. Thermometer knows he should have avoided that one.
Thermometer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Johnson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Thermometer staying out of range there.
Thermometer is looking to counter the offense by Johnson and move into the clinch.
Johnson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Thermometer's head backwards.
Thermometer lands a jab to Johnson's midsection.
Johnson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice defenses there by Johnson.
Johnson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johnson throws a body shot but no joy.
Johnson moves out of range as Thermometer strikes.#T2#
Thermometer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Thermometer takes a swing at Johnson's ribcage but misses.
Thermometer thuds a left hand into Johnson's body.
Thermometer lands a head shot.
Johnson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Thermometer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A big left from Thermometer misses.
Johnson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Thermometer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Johnson.
Thermometer scores with a hook.
Johnson lands with a right hand.
Johnson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thermometer.
No joy there for Thermometer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Johnson saw that one coming.
Thermometer tries to clinch up but Johnson circles away and keeps his distance.
Thermometer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Johnson throws out a loose jab but Thermometer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slow jab from Johnson misses its intended target.
Thermometer wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#T3#
Johnson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thermometer.
Johnson slips a jab and a cross from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Johnson.
Johnson moves out of range as Thermometer strikes.
Thermometer just misses with a punch to the body.
Johnson tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Thermometer is able to avoid easily.
Thermometer takes one on the button.
Johnson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Thermometer tries to clinch but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Johnson scores with a punch to the head.
A cross from Thermometer lands.
Johnson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Johnson throws a hook but Thermometer avoids it easily.
Thermometer cracks a nice hook into Johnson's ribs.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johnson throws a poor cross that misses
and Thermometer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thermometer looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the body
and Johnson counters with an outside leg kick. #T4#
Johnson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thermometer throws out the jab.
Thermometer slips under a jab.
Thermometer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johnson was well out of range. Poor timing from Thermometer.
Thermometer throws a hook but Johnson blocks it.
Thermometer throws a right hand that misses
and Johnson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A punch combination from Thermometer misses.
Johnson avoids the body shot from Thermometer.
Johnson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Thermometer scores with a sloppy right hand. Johnson should have avoided that one.
Thermometer works over Johnson's head and body with a nice combination.
Johnson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Thermometers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#CL#
Thermometer clinches up against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Johnson swings wildly with an uppercut but Thermometer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer throws a punch but it's blocked by Johnson. #BC2#
Johnson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Johnson saw that one coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Rectal Thermometer will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!#R3#
An inside leg kick lands from Johnson.
Johnson jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Thermometer staying out of range there.
Thermometer scores with a jab.
Thermometer lands a glancing blow to the side of Johnson's head.
Thermometer walks into a left hand.
Thermometer is looking to clinch but Johnson is avoiding it.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the body
and Johnson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Thermometer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Johnson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Johnson walks into a stiff left hand from Thermometer.
Johnson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a hook. Johnson ducked under it nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thermometer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut.
Thermometer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A bone on bone clash there as Thermometer blocks the leg kick. #T1#
Thermometer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Johnson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thermometer was well out of range. Poor timing from Johnson.
Thermometer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Johnson counters with a left to the body.
Thermometer fails to land with a series of punches.
Thermometer misses the shot to the body.
Johnson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Thermometer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A looping hook to the body misses from Johnson. Thermometer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Johnson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Johnson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Thermometer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Johnson at a distance.
Johnson scores with a nice head shot.
Johnson lands with a kick to the ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Johnson walks into a stiff left hand from Thermometer.
Johnson throws a jab but it's blocked by Thermometer.
Thermometer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Thermometer dips to his left and cracks Johnson with an uppercut!
Manny Johnson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rectal Thermometer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Thermometer misses with a double jab.
Thermometer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thermometer looks to clinch
and Johnson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Johnson misses with a hook.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Johnson tries to work over Thermometer's front leg with a kick but Thermometer checks it.
Thermometer ducks under a wild hook from Johnson.
Thermometer dips to his left and cracks Johnson with an uppercut!
Thermometer throws a right hand that misses
letting Johnson counter with a right hand.
Thermometer fails to land with a series of punches.
Thermometer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Johnson looks like he wants to counter punch here.#CL#
Thermometer has Johnson up against the cage in a clinch.
Johnson working hard to break the clinch.
Johnson lands with a short shot to the head.
Johnson lands a right hand. #T3#
A head punch on the inside from Johnson fails to land.
A frustrated look appears on Johnson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Johnson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Johnson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Thermometer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thermometer.
Johnson working aggressively here.
Thermometer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thermometer prevents Johnson from breaking the clinch.
Thermometer struggles to land a body shot inside as Johnson controls his hands.
Johnson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Johnson throws a head punch that misses. #T4#
Johnson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thermometer backwards.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Johnson misses with some punches.
Thermometer blocks an uppercut.
Johnson misses with a punch on the inside.
Johnson lands with a short shot to the head.
Johnson misses with a punch on the inside.
Johnson tries to throw a body punch but Thermometer avoids it by throwing Johnson back against the cage.
Johnson misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thermometer.
Thermometer takes a shot to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Manny Johnson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Thermometer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rectal Thermometer!

Rectal Thermometer really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Voodoo Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: Bellicose XVI     
Date:   Jan 07, 2023
#R1#
Hunt ducks under a wild hook from Crocker.
Crocker misses with a left hand
and Hunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab from Hunt does it's job there.
A slow jab from Crocker misses its intended target.
Hunt throws out a counter right but Crocker avoids it with no problem.
Crocker has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
Hunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hunt misses with a body shot
and Crocker counters with a series of strikes. Hunt will be more careful next time no doubt.
Crocker throws a poor cross that misses
and Hunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crocker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hunt throws out a counter right but Crocker avoids it with no problem.
Crocker throws out a loose jab but Hunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crocker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hunt lands a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big left from Crocker misses.
Crocker is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Hunt's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Crocker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hunt.
Hunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crocker.
Crocker is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#CUT#It looks like Paul Hunt has been cut.
Crocker just misses with a punch to the body.
Hunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Crocker misses with a hook.#T1##CL2#
Hunt darts in and clinches Crocker up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hunt.
Crocker has a couple of punches blocked by Hunt.
Crocker misses with a body punch.
Hunt tries to throw a body punch but Crocker avoids it by throwing Hunt back against the cage.
Crocker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Crocker controls his hands.
Crocker throws a punch but it's blocked by Hunt.
Crocker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Crocker has a couple of punches blocked by Hunt.
Hunt pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hunt scores with a hook to the body.
Crocker tries to work over Hunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Crocker has a couple of punches blocked by Hunt.
Crocker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crocker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hunt misses with some punches. #T2#
Crocker tries to throw a body punch but Hunt avoids it by throwing Crocker back against the cage.
Crocker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crocker has a couple of punches blocked by Hunt.
Hunt gets through Crocker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Hunt takes a shot to the head.
Hunt keeps control of Crocker as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Crocker swings wildly with an uppercut but Hunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crocker wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hunt has him pressed against the cage.
Crocker throws a punch but it's blocked by Hunt.
Crocker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hunt backwards.
Hunt misses with the head strike.
Crocker lands with a short shot to the head.
Hunt cracks Crocker with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Crocker fails to land. #BC2#
Hunt breaks from the clinch.
Crocker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crocker looks to land a right hand but Hunt moved out of range.
Crocker slips a straight right by Hunt.#T3##CL2#
Hunt clinches with his opponent.
Crocker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hunt pushes Crocker back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Crocker tries to break the clinch but Hunt is controlling the position.
Hunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hunt has a couple of punches blocked by Crocker. #BC2#
Hunt manages to break the clinch.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hunt. Crocker shrugs it off though.
Hunt scores with a jab.
Hunt takes a swing at Crocker's ribcage but misses.
Hunt misses with a wild body shot.
Crocker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice uppercut lands for Hunt. That snapped Crocker's head back. #CL2#
Hunt clinches with his opponent.
Crocker working aggressively here. #BC2#
Hunt breaks the clinch.
Betty Crocker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hunt fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crocker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut there from Hunt.
Hunt has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Crocker throws a shot from downtown. Hunt moves away and avoids it.#T4#
Crocker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hunt lands an overhand right.
Crocker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hunt counters with a series of strikes that really hurt Crocker! The ref looks into his eyes and sees nobody home - he's called the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paul Hunt!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Paul Hunt made sure he mentioned Northern Zombie, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: GAMMA#979 Karim v Lovanov     
Date:   Dec 31, 2022
#R1#
Thermometer jabs Vernon to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Vernon doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Thermometer misses with the combination.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Vernon slips the punch.
A decent looking cross lands there for Vernon.
Thermometer checks a low kick from Vernon.
A slow jab from Thermometer misses its intended target.
Vernon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vernon manages to avoid it.
Vernon tries to counter with a takedown but Thermometer is quick to defend against it.
Thermometer's corner calls for a 1-2. Thermometer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Vernon throws an overhand right that lands on Thermometer's shoulder, as Thermometer tries to avoid the shot.
Nice uppercut there from Thermometer.
Vernon shoots for a takedown but Thermometer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A slow jab from Vernon misses its intended target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thermometer scores with a punch to the head.
Thermometer lands a nice looking body shot.
Thermometer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Vernon looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Vernon does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Thermometer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vernon was well out of range. Poor timing from Thermometer.
Thermometer stuns Vernon with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#TD#
Vernon drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Thermometer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Vernon has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Vernon prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Vernon goes for a takedown attempt but Thermometer pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Thermometer just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vernon. Thermometer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermometer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Vernon has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A telegraphed right hand from Thermometer misses the target.
Vernon walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL#
Vernon clinches.
Thermometer lands a hook that snaps the head of Vernon backwards.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Vernon just leaning against Thermometer, taking a breather.
Thermometer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vernon's elbow. #T2#
Thermometer scores with a shoulder strike. #BC#
Vernon breaks from the clinch.
Vernon throws an overhand right that lands on Thermometer's shoulder, as Thermometer tries to avoid the shot.
Thermometer throws a poor cross that misses
and Thermometer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thermometer jabs Vernon to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Thermometer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thermometer catches Vernon with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Thermometer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Thermometer scores with a hook.
Vernon bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thermometer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! Thermometer has knocked Vernon down with a huge combo! Thermometer steps away and waves a wobbly Vernon back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#Vernon is rocked!
Thermometer cracks Vernon with a left hook right on the temple and Vernon goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Thermometer lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Vernon is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rectal Thermometer!
Rectal Thermometer gave a mention to Voodoo Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: RISE 130     
Date:   Dec 30, 2022
#R1#
Soto closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Rocket moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rocket takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Rocket darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rocket throws a jab but it's blocked by Soto.
Rocket has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
Soto tries to close the distance and clinch but Rocket swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Rocket avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Rocket swinging wildly here.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Soto has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Soto looks to clinch
and Rocket counters with a straight right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Soto is looking to clinch.
Rocket lands a head shot.
Soto moves out of range as Rocket strikes.#CL2#
Soto takes the fight into the clinch.
Rocket working aggressively here. #TD2#
Soto jumps into guard, dragging Rocket to the mat.
Rocket trying to control the position from guard on top but Soto is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Rocket wanted to stand there but Soto had control of the position.
Rocket has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Rocket pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Soto is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Rocket is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Soto had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Rocket defends it easily.
Rocket stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Soto swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rocket trying to control the position from guard on top but Soto is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rocket is really struggling to control Soto but he's trying to hold on to the position.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB2#
Soto is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Rocket is aware though and is defending well.
Rocket trying to control the position from guard on top but Soto is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rocket is stalling in the full guard. #SUB2#
Soto looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Rocket passes into half guard. #SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Rocket is working for a kimura but Soto is defending it quite comfortably. #T3#
Rocket seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Rocket seems to be working for a kimura but Soto defends the submission attempt.
Rocket tries to stand and escape but Soto is controlling the position. #SUB2#
Soto looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Soto looking for submissions off his back.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB2#
Soto is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Rocket pulls his head out easily.
Rocket trying to control the action but Soto is working from the bottom.
Rocket performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Soto staying out of range there.
Soto moves to clinch but Rocket breaks away
and Rocket counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rocket with a hook.
Rocket throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jab from Rocket.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pocket Rocket dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Rocket circles away from the clinch attempt.
Soto tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rocket paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Soto on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CL2#
Soto closes the distance and clinches.
Soto tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Rocket misses with a body punch.
Soto blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Soto tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Rocket smiles and moves away.
Rocket avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Soto tries to clinch up but Rocket circles away and keeps his distance.
Rocket throwing a counter right hand but Soto manages to avoid it.
Soto slips a jab from Rocket.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rocket tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Soto was well out of range. Poor timing from Rocket.
Rocket throws a jab when Soto was well out of range.
Rocket throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Soto wants to counter the offense by Rocket and move into the clinch position.
No joy there for Rocket, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Soto tries to clinch but Rocket is having none of it.
Soto doesn't manage to clinch there - Rocket circles away.
Rocket was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#T1#
A big right from Rocket misses.
Rocket sets himself, and Soto steps forward looking for the clinch! Rocket avoids it this time.
Rocket cracks Soto with an open hand slap.
Rocket throws a right and a left that Soto avoids nicely.
Soto on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Soto is looking to clinch.
Soto fails in his attempt to clinch.
Soto tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Rocket manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
An attempted straight right counter from Rocket misses the target.
Soto ducks under a wild hook from Rocket.#CL2#
Soto gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Soto fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Pocket Rocket has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rafael Soto.
Soto is trying to pull guard but Rocket turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Rocket tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #TD2#
Soto pulls guard effortlessly. #SUB2#
Soto working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Rocket doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Rocket manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Rocket engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #T2#
Rocket is looking to stand up but Soto won't let him.
Rocket wants to control from the top but Soto keeps moving. #SUB#
Rocket drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Rocket jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Rocket tries to stand but Soto is controlling from the bottom. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T3#
Soto closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Rocket counter with a right hand.
Rocket misses with a looping right.
Rocket is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Soto shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Soto tries to clinch but Rocket moves out of range.
Rocket swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rocket jabs Soto to the body, keeping him at a distance.#CL2#
Soto pushes Rocket up against the cage in a clinch.
Soto tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it. #TD2#
Soto pulls guard. #SUB2#
Soto working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Rocket doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Rocket manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Soto is looking for a triangle but Rocket pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rocket trying to control the position from guard on top but Soto is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
Rocket controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB2#
Soto working for a triangle but Rocket defends it easily.
Rocket sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Rocket avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Rocket has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Soto is proving hard to escape from.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pocket Rocket dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!#R3#
Rocket lands a nice looking body shot.
Soto takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #CL2#
Soto has closed the distance and engaged Rocket in a clinch. #TD2#
Soto drags the fight down to the ground.
Soto has a closed guard, preventing Rocket from standing up.
Rocket is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Soto can do to turn this around?#SUB2#
Soto is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Rocket is aware though and is defending well.
Rocket wanted to stand there but Soto had control of the position. #SUB2#
Soto escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Rocket gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Soto has an active guard here but Rocket has managed to pass into half guard.
Soto tries to roll over but Rocket keeps him under control.#T1#
Rocket is trying to control. Soto wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
Rocket is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Soto defends it well.
Soto wants to improve his position but Rocket is controlling well. #SUB#
Rocket is looking for a kimura here.
Rocket tries to stand but can't do so whilst Soto controls his leg.
Rafael Soto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pocket Rocket is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Soto is trying to maintain the position but Rocket is very close to passing his half guard.
Rocket slows the pace down in half guard.
Soto is not content to let Rocket control the position.
Rocket with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#CL2#
Soto closes the distance and clinches. #T3##TD2#
Soto manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Rocket wanted to stand there but Soto had control of the position. #SUB2#
Soto escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Rocket gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Rocket wanted to stand there but Soto had control of the position.
Rocket not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Rafael Soto has got the better of the ground game so far.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.#SUB2#
Soto is looking for a triangle but Rocket pushes his legs off easily.
Rocket is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #SUB2#
Soto is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Rocket defends well.#SUB2#
Soto is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Soto can't keep his opponent in guard - Rocket advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Rafael Soto.
I think Rocket has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:28
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pocket Rocket!

Pocket Rocket very nearly forgot to thank Urban Fighter amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: Bellicose XII     
Date:   Dec 24, 2022
#R1#
Rooster swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Asakura connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rooster. Rooster circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Asakura keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Rooster moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#CUT#It looks like Kotaro Asakura has been cut.
Rooster has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
Rooster throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Asakura counters with a stiff right hand.
Rooster takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Asakura moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#ROC2#Rooster is rocked!
Rooster drops his hands for a split second and Asakura immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Rooster face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Asakura follows up with a right hand that knocks Rooster into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kotaro Asakura!
An out of breath Kotaro Asakura thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: RISE 128     
Date:   Dec 23, 2022
#R1#
Babcock ducks under a wild hook from Jam.#TD#
Jam gets caught flat footed, as Babcock shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Jam keeping moving, preventing Babcock from controlling successfully.
Jam looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jam working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Babcock.
Jam keeping moving, preventing Babcock from controlling successfully.
Babcock looking to pass the guard.
Jam seems keen to control Babcock's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jam controls Babcock momentarily but Babcock frees himself.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jam can do anything to dispel that myth.
Babcock pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jam is keeping the position for now. #T1#
Jam keeping moving, preventing Babcock from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Babcock walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A slow jab from Jam misses its intended target.
Babcock half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Babcock throws a big shot that misses.
Babcock gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jam.#CUT2#It looks like Jim Babcock has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Babcock.
Babcock appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Babcock throws a leg kick but Jam moved away.
Jam throws a lazy right hand but Babcock sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Babcock closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Babcock avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jam looks to land a left hand but Babcock moved out of range nicely.
Jam connects with a body shot that sends Babcock's belly button to the back.
Jam paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T2#
Babcock blocks a jab.
Babcock changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
The fighters circling - Babcock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jam swings away with a body shot that misses #TD#
and Babcock counters with a takedown into side control.
Babcock creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Jam sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Jam avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Babcock.
The strikes coming from Babcock are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Babcock working the body and head with strikes.
Jam tries to improve position but can't.
Babcock trying to control the position but Jam is working away.
Jam parries the strikes from Babcock easily there. Babcock is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Jam to escape. #T3#
Jam dodges the ground and pound from Babcock.
Jam is looking for a sweep.
Jam regains half guard, as Babcock was trying to land strikes.
Jam won't allow Babcock to pass to mount.
Babcock not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Babcock has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Babcock trying to pass the guard but Jam defending well.
Babcock lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Babcock thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Babcock is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #T4#
Babcock wants to control but Jam is keeping him busy.
Babcock looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Babcock thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jam's head.
Babcock uses his free foot to push down on Jam's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Jam.
Babcock scoring with strikes but Jam is staying in there.
Babcock trying to control but Jam is having none of it.
Babcock raining down hammerfists from mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jim Babcock dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jim Babcock's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Babcock throws an overhand right that lands on Jam's shoulder, as Jam tries to avoid the shot.
A nice side step and Jam releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Jam pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Babcock takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #TD#
Babcock throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Jam tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Babcock is in Jam's guard.#SUB#
Babcock has gone for a leg lock! Jam slips out almost immediately though and dives into Babcock's guard.#REVB#
Jam wants to stand but Babcock is controlling his posture from full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Babcock looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jam would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #T1#
Babcock looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jam is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Babcock is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jam defends well.
Jam wants to get up but he can't break Babcock's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Babcock is trying to control the position but Jam postures up.
Jam wants to stand but Babcock is controlling his posture from full guard.
Jam wants to stand and escape but instead Babcock has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVR#
Babcock is looking to work some ground and pound but Jam has wrist control.
Babcock working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Babcock trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Babcock wants to pass the guard but Jam is keeping the position.#T3#
Babcock postures up in Jam's guard and throws a big left but Jam blocks it.
Babcock is pushing down on Jam's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jam is fighting to maintain full guard but Babcock has managed to sneak the leg through.
Babcock throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Babcock is trying to work for a kimura but Jam is defending well.
Jam has hold of Babcock's hands but Babcock slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jam is staying active underneath Babcock, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Babcock wants to free his trapped foot but Jam is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Jam taking some punishment here, with Babcock in his half guard. #T4##SUB#
Babcock seems to be working for a kimura but Jam defends the submission attempt.
Jam keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Babcock seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Jam won't allow Babcock to pass to mount.
Babcock wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jam keeps working.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Babcock slips a nice elbow through Jam's hands, connecting with Jam's forehead.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jim Babcock dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jim Babcock's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Jam doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jam throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Babcock changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Jam throws a big shot that misses.
Jam lands a nice looking body shot.
Babcock looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jam digs a good body shot into Babcock's ribs.
Babcock takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A slow jab from Jam misses its intended target.
Jam throws a hook but Babcock avoids it easily.
Babcock avoids the body shot from Jam.
Jam throws out a loose jab but Babcock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jam throws a shot from downtown. Babcock moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jam circles away from the clinch attempt.
Babcock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Babcock slips under a jab.
Babcock half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Jam looks to score with a jab to the body but Babcock is just out of range.
Jam throws a shot from downtown. Babcock moves away and avoids it.
Babcock changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Toe Jam is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Babcock takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jam cracks Babcock with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Toe Jam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Babcock gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Jam struggles to land a body shot inside as Babcock controls his hands. #BC#
Babcock breaks the clinch.
Jam looks to throw the jab but Babcock is out of range.
Babcock connects with a solid leg kick.
Babcock moves out of range as Jam strikes.
Babcock drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jam sprawls and moves away.
Babcock walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A slow jab from Jam misses its intended target.
Good leg kick by Babcock.
Jam lands a jab to the nose.
Jam throws a hook to the side of Babcock's head but Babcock sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Babcock drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jam sprawls and moves away.
Jam throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice straight punches there by Jam. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jam.
Babcock pushes Jam away with a front kick.#T2#
Jam tries to bum rush Babcock with a series of wild strikes but Babcock uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Babcock just misses with a punch to the body.
Babcock slips a jab from Jam.
Babcock feinted with a counter takedown.
Jam might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Jam is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Babcock.
Babcock half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Jam throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Babcock fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jam.
Jam loads up on a big right hand but Babcock slips the punch.
Jam ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jam dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
No joy there for Jam, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A slow jab from Jam misses its intended target.
Babcock looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jam on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jam throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jam misses with a jab, cross combination. #T3#
Jam missing with a left hand there. Babcock was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jam connects with a body shot.
Jam stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Babcock.
Jam misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Babcock lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jam throws a big shot that misses.
Nice defenses there by Babcock.
Babcock changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Toe Jam has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jam has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Babcock.
Babcock tries to clinch up but Jam circles away and keeps his distance.
Babcock tries to clinch up.
That kick from Babcock tenderised Jam's leg. Jam is trying to keep his angry face on.
Babcock ducks under a wild hook from Jam.
A low kick lands for Babcock.
Babcock dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jam. That did some damage!
Babcock throws a front kick that sends Jam stumbling back into the cage.#T4#
A big right from Jam misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jam paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#TD#
Babcock closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Jam quickly recovers to half guard.
Babcock trying to control from half guard but Jam is working away.
Babcock sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jam defending well though.
Jam is trying to maintain the position but Babcock is very close to passing his half guard.
Babcock wants to control but Jam is keeping him busy.
Babcock not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
Toe Jam comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Babcock has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jim Babcock!

Jim Babcock seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: RISE 124     
Date:   Dec 11, 2022
#R1#
Jab, jab by Water - just one landing. #CUT#It looks like Jair Brown has been cut.
Brown lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Brown throws a head kick but Water moves out of range.
Brown displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Water throws out the jab.
Water looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Brown attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Brown throws a body shot but no joy.
Brown throws a hook but Water blocks it.
Brown thuds a left hand into Water's body.
Water throws a hook to the side of Brown's head but Brown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've been told by Water's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Brown connects with a nice looking jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Brown.
Brown misses with an uppercut. Water saw that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brown throws a quick inside leg kick.
Brown uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Water.
Brown missing with a left hand there. Water was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hot Water seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Water takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Brown looks to throw the jab but Water is out of range.
Water throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Brown sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Water lands a nice hook to Brown's body. Brown takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #T1#
A left lands for Water.
Water is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Brown.
Brown throws a jab but it's blocked by Water.
Water tries to counter by clinching up but Brown breaks away and moves out of range.
Brown defending well as Water loads up on a big left hand.
Water lands a jab to Brown's midsection.
Brown lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Water swings for the body but Brown moves out of range.
Water walks into a jab.
Water looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Brown listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Water throws out a loose jab but Brown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brown blocks a jab.
Water lands with a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Water throws a nice looking combination but Brown bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A swing and a miss from Water.
Water takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Water was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
Water throwing a counter right hand but Brown manages to avoid it.#T2#
Water takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brown's jab looks to have found its range, popping Water under the eye.
Brown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A nice leg kick from Brown, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brown takes a swing at Water's ribcage but misses.
Brown throws a solid leg kick but Water takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Brown.
A telegraphed right hand from Brown misses the target.
Water throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Brown throws a head kick that Water semi-blocks.
Brown takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Water takes a jab right on the kisser. #ROC2#Water is rocked!
Brown circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Water tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Brown wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jair Brown!
Jair Brown decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 10, 2022
#R1#
Master misses with a lunging right hand
and Master takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Master looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Master looks winded!
Ibe scores with a three punch combo!
Master slips a jab and a cross from Ibe.
Ibe misses with a wild combination.
Ibe lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ibe.
Ibe misses with a takedown attempt - Master sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ibe scores with a one two! Master had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL#
Ibe forces Master back against the cage and clinches.
Master misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Ibe.
Ibe is working Master over against the cage.
Ibe tries to circle away but Master has him pinned against the cage.
Ibe blocking some punches.
Ibe lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ibe throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#T1#
Master tries to work over Ibe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
Ibe breaks from the clinch.
Ibe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Master.
Ibe swinging wildly here.
Master looks to throw the jab but Ibe is out of range. #CL#
Ibe moves into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Master fails to land.
Ibe blocks an uppercut.
Ibe pushes Master back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Ibe softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Master fails to land.
Master misses with a punch on the inside.
Ibe working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ibe lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ibe lands a hook that snaps the head of Master backwards. #T2#
Ibe drops down looking for an ankle pick but Master pulls his leg out and moves away.
Fart Master is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Master throws a hook to the side of Ibe's head but Ibe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ibe misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Master stuffs the takedown attempt from Ibe. Ibe gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Funden Ibe. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL#
Master gets tackled into the cage by Ibe. Ibe maintains the clinch.
Master misses with a punch on the inside.
Ibe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Master tries a body shot but Ibe blocks it.
Ibe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ibe lands with a right to the head.
A body shot lands from Ibe.
Nice body punch from Ibe - that landed with a thud.
Master swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibe lands a right hand that snaps the head of Master backwards. #ROC#Master is rocked!#T3#
Ibe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Master is still on wobbly legs! Can Ibe finish him?
Ibe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Master blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ibe. #BC#
Ibe breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ibe is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Master hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Funden Ibe!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 05, 2022
#R1#
Kalama drops his hands momentarily and Master takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #CUT#It looks like Robert Kalama has been cut.#KD#
Master lands a big uppercut and Kalama crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Kalama looks OK. Master waves Kalama back to his feet!#ROC#Kalama is rocked!
Master circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Kalama tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Master wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fart Master!
A less than humble Fart Master misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Robert Kalama spoke after the fight, saying 'I know it sounds funny but I just can't stand the pain, girl I'm leaving you... right now'.

 

Event: RISE 122     
Date:   Dec 04, 2022
#R1#
Bloke throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rocket misses with a looping left.
Bloke moves forwards but Rocket connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bloke misses with a hook. Rocket ducked under it nicely.
Bloke's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Rocket connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bloke scrambles back to his feet.
Bloke staying out of range there.
Rocket throws a body shot but no joy.
Rocket takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bloke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rocket was well out of range. Poor timing from Bloke.
Rocket looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bloke scores with a shot to the body.
Rocket misses with a hook
and Bloke counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bloke throws a right and a left that Rocket avoids nicely.
Bloke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rocket was well out of range. Poor timing from Bloke.
Bloke just misses with a punch to the body.
Bloke uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rocket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice defenses there by Bloke.
Left hook, right uppercut from Rocket. #CUT2#It looks like Chilli Bloke has been cut.
Bloke really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rocket. Bloke does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rocket throws a hook but Bloke blocks it.#T1#
A telegraphed right hand from Rocket misses the target.
Rocket misses with a body shot.
Rocket misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Bloke wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Rocket keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A big right from Rocket misses.
Bloke takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Good shot there by Rocket.
Rocket throws a good cross that connects.
Rocket is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Bloke like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Bloke from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pocket Rocket!
Pocket Rocket gave a mention to Urban Fighter in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: GAMMA#974 Rectal v Aurelius     
Date:   Nov 26, 2022
#R1#
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augustus manages to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Augustus.
Thermometer moves out of range as Augustus strikes.
Augustus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thermometer doesn't manage to clinch there - Augustus circles away.
An attempted straight right counter from Augustus misses the target.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
A swing and a miss from Thermometer.
Thermometer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Augustus was well out of range. Poor timing from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses the jab.
Thermometer sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Thermometer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Augustus throws out the jab.
Augustus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thermometer wants to counter the offense by Augustus and move into the clinch position.
Augustus throws a nice head kick!
Augustus throws an overhand right that lands on Thermometer's shoulder, as Thermometer tries to avoid the shot.
Augustus lands a front kick.
Augustus connects with a leg kick.
Augustus with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Augustus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Thermometer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Augustus moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Augustus avoids the body shot from Thermometer.
A solid body kick from Augustus.
Augustus lets loose with a powerful body kick. Thermometer will feel that in the morning.#T1#
Augustus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thermometer moves away.
Augustus misses with a kick to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Augustus.
Augustus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Thermometer walks into a jab.
Augustus will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Thermometer moves forwards but Augustus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Augustus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thermometer.
Nice cross by Augustus.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Augustus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Thermometer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Augustus was well out of range. Poor timing from Thermometer.
Thermometer avoids the body shot from Augustus.
Augustus throws a lazy right hand but Thermometer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thermometer wants to counter the offense by Augustus and move into the clinch position.
Thermometer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Thermometer cracks Augustus with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Thermometer moves forwards but Augustus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Augustus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thermometer throws an off balance right hand
and Augustus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Thermometer's knee momentarily.
Good leg kick by Augustus.
Augustus throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T2#
Thermometer looks to land a right hand but Augustus moved out of range.
Thermometer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Augustus.
Augustus misses with an uppercut. Thermometer saw that one coming.
Nice body punch from Augustus.
Aurelius Augustus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Augustus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Thermometer connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Augustus scrambles back to his feet.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Augustus manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Augustus.
Thermometer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Augustus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big left from Thermometer misses.
Good exchange - Thermometer coming out on top.
Augustus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Augustus avoids the body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
Augustus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Thermometer checks it well.
A looping hook to the body misses from Augustus. Thermometer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Augustus slips under a jab from Thermometer.
Augustus bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Thermometer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thermometer misses with a hook to the body
and Augustus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Augustus cracks Thermometer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#T3#
Thermometer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Augustus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Thermometer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Augustus moves away.
Thermometer throws an overhand right that lands on Augustus's shoulder, as Augustus tries to avoid the shot.
Thermometer walks forward, straight into a front kick from Augustus.
Thermometer misses the jab.
Augustus with a jab.
Augustus blocks a jab.
Augustus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thermometer throws out the jab.
A left lands for Augustus.
Thermometer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Augustus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Augustus misses the shot to the body.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Augustus is just out of range.
Augustus throws out a powerful jab.
Augustus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Thermometer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thermometer steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Augustus.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Augustus takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Thermometer throws a body shot but no joy. #CL#
Augustus rushes Thermometer and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Thermometer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Thermometer has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Augustus.#T4#
Thermometer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Augustus.
Thermometer avoiding damage as Augustus throws knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thermometer.
Augustus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thermometer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Augustus's elbow.
Augustus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Augustus controls the action.
Thermometer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Thermometer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Augustus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Augustus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Augustus misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Augustus on the inside.
Augustus lands a left hand.
Thermometer working aggressively here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Augustus blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
Augustus takes a shot to the head.
Thermometer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thermometer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Augustus's elbow.
A short uppercut from Thermometer.
Augustus tries to land knees in the clinch but Thermometer avoids the damage to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Aurelius Augustus dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Nice defenses there by Augustus.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Augustus moves away.
Augustus is looking to counter punch.
Augustus lands a leg kick that knocks Thermometer off balance momentarily.
Thermometer tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Augustus scores with a jab to the jaw.
Augustus throws the kick towards the body but Thermometer avoids it.
Augustus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thermometer can do to turn this around?
A shot to the body from Thermometer misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Augustus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Thermometer needs to keep his hands up - Augustus had a free shot at his head there.
Augustus connects with a crisp jab.
Augustus ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
A jab from Augustus misses.
Augustus swings for the body but Thermometer moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Augustus.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Augustus looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Augustus saw that one coming.
Thermometer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermometer. Augustus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Augustus doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T1#
A slow jab from Augustus misses its intended target.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Thermometer misses with a hook. Augustus ducked under it nicely.
Augustus lands a glancing blow to the side of Thermometer's head.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Augustus.
Augustus misses with a body punch #CL2#
and Thermometer counters by clinching up.
Augustus missing with knees to the body.
Thermometer working aggressively here.
A body shot lands from Augustus.
Augustus prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Augustus controls the action.
A short uppercut from Augustus.
Thermometer managing to block the knees to the body from Augustus.
Thermometer scores with a hook to the body.
Augustus tries to throw a body punch but Thermometer avoids it by throwing Augustus back against the cage.
Thermometer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Augustus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thermometer lands a nice shot to the body.
Augustus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thermometer avoids it.
Augustus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thermometer.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Augustus lands with a light punch inside.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Augustus avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thermometer.
Thermometer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Augustus misses with a knee to the head.
Nice body punch from Augustus.
Augustus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thermometer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thermometer managing to block the knees to the body from Augustus.
Thermometer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Augustus prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Augustus misses with the head strike.
Augustus digs a right hand into Thermometer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thermometer's gas tank.
Thermometer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Augustus's elbow.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Augustus controls the action.
Augustus lands with a light punch inside.
Augustus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from Augustus.
Augustus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3#
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Aurelius Augustus has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Thermometer swings wildly with an uppercut but Augustus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Augustus lands with a light punch inside.
A right hand to the body from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands with a left to the head.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Augustus.
Thermometer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thermometer misses with a punch on the inside.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thermometer lands a right hand.
Augustus throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thermometer blocks it with crossed arms.
Thermometer tries a body shot but Augustus blocks it.
Augustus cracks Thermometer with a nice body shot.
Augustus lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T4#
Augustus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thermometer.
Augustus jumps guard but Thermometer turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Augustus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thermometer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thermometer gets underhooks to prevent Augustus's takedown attempt.
Thermometer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thermometer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Augustus.
Thermometer scores with a shoulder strike.
Augustus crunches a lovely knee into Thermometer's ribcage.
Augustus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thermometers head.
Augustus lands an elbow just above Thermometer 's eye. #CUT#It looks like Rectal Thermometer has been cut.
A right handed body shot lands from Thermometer.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Augustus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Augustus working aggressively here.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
A short left from Thermometer.
Augustus blocking some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Aurelius Augustus will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Rectal Thermometer's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Augustus cracks Thermometer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Augustus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thermometer misses with a hook.
Augustus scores with a jab. Thermometer acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #CL2#
Thermometer has Augustus up against the cage in a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Thermometer.
Augustus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Augustus throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thermometer blocks it with crossed arms.
A right hook to the body lands for Thermometer.
Augustus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A nice right hand lands inside from Augustus.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Augustus.
A body shot lands from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Still in the clinch, Thermometer scores with a nice short uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thermometer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thermometer lands an uppercut.
Thermometer misses with a body punch.
Thermometer lands a nice uppercut.
Thermometer has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#T1#
Augustus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thermometer avoids it.
Thermometer misses with the head strike.
Thermometer misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thermometer.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Augustus controls the action.
Augustus tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Augustus blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
Augustus looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Augustus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thermometer's elbow.
Thermometer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thermometer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Augustus.
Augustus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands with a left to the head.
Thermometer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Augustus backwards.
Thermometer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Augustus takes a shot to the head.
Thermometer lands a shoulder strike.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thermometer misses with a punch to the body. #T2#
Augustus tries a body shot but Thermometer blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thermometer managing to block the knees to the body from Augustus.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Good body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands a shoulder strike.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thermometer working aggressively here.
Thermometer lands an uppercut.
Thermometer pushes Augustus back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Thermometer lands a nice uppercut.
Augustus prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Augustus's elbow.
Augustus working aggressively here.
Thermometer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thermometer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Augustus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thermometer cracks Augustus with a nice body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Thermometer.
Aurelius Augustus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Augustus avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Thermometer - that landed with a thud.
Thermometer lands a body shot in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Thermometer.
Thermometer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Augustus.
Augustus blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
Rectal Thermometer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thermometer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Augustus backwards.
Thermometer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thermometer lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Augustus.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Augustus.
Augustus blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
Augustus misses with the head strike.
Augustus lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T4#
Thermometer misses with a punch on the inside.
Thermometer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Augustus backwards.
Thermometer is leaning against Augustus and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thermometer blocking some punches.
Augustus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thermometer avoids it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Augustus is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thermometer is defending well for now.
Augustus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thermometer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Augustus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Thermometer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rectal Thermometer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Augustus has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Aurelius Augustus!

Aurelius Augustus seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: RISE 119     
Date:   Nov 25, 2022
#R1#
Peramaki tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jam swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jam. Peramaki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Peramaki wants to counter with a clinch but Jam pushes him away.
Jam definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#CL2#
Peramaki has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jam working aggressively here.
Peramaki tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jam tries to circle away but Peramaki has him pinned against the cage.
Jam misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jam is trying to break free.#BC#
Jam breaks from the clinch.
Peramaki tries to clinch but Jam is having none of it.
Peramaki tries to clinch but Jam is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Peramaki fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jam swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Peramaki closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Jam counter with a right hand. #T1##CL2#
Peramaki closes the distance and clinches.
Peramaki tries to pull guard but Jam holds him up against the cage and eventually Peramaki drops back down to his feet.
Peramaki lands with a light punch inside.
Jam pushes Peramaki back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Peramaki tries to pull guard but Jam holds him up against the cage and eventually Peramaki drops back down to his feet.
Toe Jam has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kimmo Peramaki.#BC#
Jam pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Peramaki moves away from the strike by Jam.
Peramaki tries to counter with a clinch but Jam shakes him off and moves away.
Peramaki getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#CL2#
Peramaki closes the distance and clinches. #BC#
Jam breaks from the clinch.
Peramaki tries to clinch but Jam moves away
letting Jam counter with a right hand. #CL2#
Peramaki moves into the clinch.
Peramaki has Jam pressed against the cage, preventing Jam from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T2#
Peramaki softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jam lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jam has had enough of the clinch but Peramaki keeps him there for the moment.
Jam wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Peramaki has him pressed against the cage.
Peramaki is trying to pull guard but Jam has him pressed against the cage.#BC#
Jam breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Peramaki rushes Jam and presses him up against the cage.#BC#
Jam breaks the clinch.
Peramaki fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Peramaki fails with an attempt to clinch.
Peramaki tries to clinch up.
Jam doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#CL2#
Peramaki rushes Jam and presses him up against the cage.#TD2#
Peramaki jumps into guard, dragging Jam to the mat.
Jam would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #T3##SUB2#
Peramaki throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Jam is looking to stand up but Peramaki won't let him. #SUB2#
Peramaki looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Jam knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Peramaki on the ground.
Jam is looking to stand up but Peramaki won't let him. #SUB2#
Peramaki looking for a guillotine here but Jam defends easily.
Jam would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #T4##SUB2#
Peramaki is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Jam trying to stand up but can't free himself from Peramaki's guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Kimmo Peramaki will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Peramaki cracks Jam with a right hand to the side of the head.
Peramaki fails in his attempt to clinch.
Peramaki tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Peramaki wants to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Jam misses the target.
Jam swats away the attempt to clinch by Peramaki.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jam circles away from the clinch attempt.
Peramaki tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jam swats him away and circles back towards the center. #T1#
Peramaki darts in trying to clinch
and Jam counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Peramaki wants to clinch
enabling Jam to counter with a crisp jab.
Jam throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Peramaki is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Jam avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Peramaki tries to clinch up.
Jam throws out a loose jab but Peramaki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Toe Jam is winning the standup battle so far.
Jam circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Jam to counter with a crisp jab. #T2##CL2#
Peramaki closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Jam fails to land. #BC#
Jam's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Some wild striking there from Jam.
Peramaki doesn't manage to clinch there - Jam circles away.
Peramaki tries to clinch but Jam is having none of it.
Jam throwing a counter right hand but Peramaki manages to avoid it.
Jam ducks right into an uppercut from Peramaki.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Peramaki tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jam paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jam throwing a counter right hand but Peramaki manages to avoid it.
Jam throws a hook to the side of Peramaki's head but Peramaki sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jam thows a left - swing and a miss! #T3#
Jam misses the shot to the body.
Jam staying out of range there.
It looked like Jam wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jam moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Jam stuns Peramaki with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Peramaki tries to clinch up.
Peramaki closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jam cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Peramaki tries to clinch but Jam moves away
and Jam counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Peramaki fails with an attempt to clinch.
It looked like Jam wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T4#
Peramaki tries to clinch up but Jam circles away and keeps his distance.
Peramaki tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Peramaki tries to clinch there but Jam circles away.
Jam is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Peramaki can do to turn this around?
Peramaki tries to close the distance and clinch but Jam swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jam was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jam misses with a body shot.
Jam avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Peramaki keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jam.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Peramaki uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jam.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#CL2#
Peramaki clinches up with Jam and pushes him back against the cage.
Peramaki tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jam just stands there and leans against the cage.#TD2#
Peramaki drags the fight down to the ground.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Toe Jam dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Peramaki tries to clinch up but Jam circles away and keeps his distance.#CL2#
Peramaki gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Peramaki jumps guard but Jam turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Peramaki tries to pull guard but Jam won't allow it.
Peramaki jumps guard but Jam turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Toe Jam has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kimmo Peramaki.#BC#
Jam manages to break the clinch.
Peramaki tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jam swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL2#
Peramaki closes the distance and clinches.
Peramaki tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jam just stands there and leans against the cage.
Peramaki tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Kimmo Peramaki seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jam tries to break the clinch but Peramaki is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jam wants to get back to striking at distance but Peramaki won't allow it.
Jam lands a left hand that snaps the head of Peramaki backwards.
Peramaki tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A frustrated look appears on Jam's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Peramaki is trying to pull guard but Jam turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Jam pushes Peramaki back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1#
Jam digs a right hand underneath Peramaki's ribcage. Peramaki let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Jam looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A body shot lands from Jam.
Peramaki takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Peramaki is trying to pull guard but Jam turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A short left from Jam. #BC#
Jam breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Peramaki darts in trying to clinch
and Jam counters with a nice body shot.
Jam lands a jab to the nose.
Jam swats away the attempt to clinch by Peramaki.
It looked like Jam wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Peramaki tries to clinch up#KD#
and Jam counters with a nice right hand that sends Peramaki toppling to the canvas! Peramaki scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Jam finish him?!#ROC#Peramaki is rocked!#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - Peramaki looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Peramaki wants to clinch.
Peramaki uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Peramaki tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jam swats him away and circles back towards the center. #T3#
Peramaki tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A counter left hand to the body from Jam misses its target.
Peramaki wants to clinch.
Peramaki throws a looping overhand right but Jam ducks down to avoid it.
Jam keeps the fight on the outside.
Peramaki tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jam manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jam was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jam circles away from the clinch attempt
and Jam counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jam swats away the attempt to clinch by Peramaki.#T4#
A big left from Jam misses.
Jam circles away from the clinch attempt.
Peramaki blocks a jab.
Peramaki tries to clinch up.#CL2#
Jam tries to keep at a distance but Peramaki has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jam is trying to force a seperation but Peramaki has the dominant position.
Jam is looking to break free of the clinch but Peramaki has double underhooks.
Peramaki tries to pull guard but Jam forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#BC#
Jam breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Peramaki wants to clinch.
It looked like Jam wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

And that's the end of the fight!
Toe Jam showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Jam has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Toe Jam!

Toe Jam thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: RISE 117     
Date:   Nov 18, 2022
#R1#
Rollo with a lazy takedown attempt #KD#
and Water counters with a nice right hand that sends Rollo toppling to the canvas! Rollo scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Water finish him?!#ROC#Rollo is rocked!
Water lands with a shot to the body.
Rollo is still on wobbly legs! Can Water finish him?
Rollo looks winded!
Rollo leaves his chin hanging out and Water seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Rollo crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hot Water!
Hot Water made sure to mention his sponsor, Champion Apparel in his post fight interview.

 

Event: RISE 116     
Date:   Nov 13, 2022
#R1#
Katajamaki goes for a double leg but Rocket avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Rocket continues to drive forward.#CL2#
Katajamaki rushes Rocket and presses him up against the cage.
Katajamaki blocking some punches.
Rocket tries to break free but Katajamaki pushes him back against the cage.
Rocket is trying to break the clinch but Katajamaki is controlling him.
Katajamaki drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #TD2#
Katajamaki is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Rocket can't fight it off and eventually Katajamaki manages to take the fight to the floor. Rocket looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.#SUB#
Katajamaki got a little sloppy there for a moment and Rocket has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Katajamaki has managed to get both his arms back between Rocket's legs - danger averted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Rocket has his foot on Katajamaki's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Katajamaki works his way back into a safe position though.
Rocket looking to control. #SUB#
Rocket is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB#
Rocket looking for a guillotine here but Katajamaki defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1##SUB#
Rocket is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Rocket definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Rocket is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB#
Katajamaki got a little sloppy there for a moment and Rocket has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Katajamaki has managed to get both his arms back between Rocket's legs - danger averted.
Katajamaki must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Katajamaki connects with a couple of short punches.
Katajamaki working some strikes from top position.
Rocket keeping moving, preventing Katajamaki from controlling successfully.
Rocket is trying to control the position but Katajamaki postures up. #T2#
Katajamaki throws a big elbow that misses. #SUB#
Rocket is looking for a triangle but Katajamaki pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Rocket has his feet on Katajamaki's thighs here. He's pushed Katajamaki off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Katajamaki screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Pocket Rocket!
An out of breath and clearly excited Pocket Rocket thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: Bellicose II     
Date:   Nov 13, 2022
#R1#
Hatter misses with a combination
and Rooster counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hatter misses with a head kick.
Rooster throws a looping overhand right but Hatter ducks down to avoid it.
Rooster fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hatter looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Rooster jabs at Hatter's body.
Hatter swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rooster drops down looking for a counter takedown but Hatter sprawls and moves away.
Rooster uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hatter.
It looked like Rooster was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Hatter.
Hatter is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Rooster.
Nice uppercut lands for Rooster. That snapped Hatter's head back. #ROC#Hatter is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Mad Hatter has been cut.
Hatter misses with a jab to the body
and Rooster counters with a left to the body.
Hatter is still on wobbly legs! Can Rooster finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rooster plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Hatter to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Hatter just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bantam Rooster!
A relieved looking Bantam Rooster thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: DMMA 150 Championship Chaos     
Date:   Oct 29, 2022
#R1#
A punch lands to the side of Kersikov I I 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kersikov I I thumps Thermometer with a low kick.
Thermometer just misses with a punch to the body.
Kersikov I I moves out of range of the strikes.
Thermometer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kersikov I I slips a straight right by Thermometer.
Thermometer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kersikov I I.
Thermometer throws a hook but Kersikov I I blocks it.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kersikov I I moves away.
Thermometer blocks a jab.
Kersikov I I throws a head kick that misses.
Thermometer takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kersikov I I slips a jab from Thermometer.
Kersikov I I with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Thermometer with a nice cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kersikov I I throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thermometer throws an off balance right hand
and Kersikov I I connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thermometer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T1#
Thermometer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I moves forwards but Thermometer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Thermometer misses with a lunging right hand
and Kersikov I I counters with a slapping leg kick. #CL#
Kersikov I I moves into the clinch successfully.
Kersikov I I swings wildly with an uppercut but Thermometer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Our sources have told us that Kersikov I I has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Kersikov I I unloads a knee to the mid-section. Thermometer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Thermometer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thermometer presses Kersikov I I against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Thermometer tries a body shot but Kersikov I I blocks it.
Thermometer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kersikov I I stalling in the clinch but Thermometer improves position.
Kersikov I I working aggressively here.
Thermometer tries a body shot but Kersikov I I blocks it.
Thermometer prevents a body shot from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I scores with a shot to the side of Thermometer's head.
A left hand lands to the body for Thermometer.
Kersikov I I blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kersikov I I lands a body shot.
Kersikov I I lands a body punch. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kersikov I I holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kersikov I I blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kersikov I I struggles to land a body shot inside as Thermometer controls his hands.
Kersikov I I misses with a knee to the head.
Thermometer blocks an uppercut.
Thermometer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Kersikov I I.
The referee calls for Kersikov I I to work.
Thermometer pushes Kersikov I I back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thermometer lands with a right to the head.
Thermometer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kersikov I I's elbow.
Kersikov I I pushes Thermometer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kersikov I I slows down the pace here.
A short body shot lands from Thermometer as the two fighters clinch.
Thermometer blocking some punches.
Thermometer tries a body shot but Kersikov I I blocks it. #T3#
Kersikov I I effectively controlling the action here.
Thermometer throws a punch but it's blocked by Kersikov I I.
Thermometer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kersikov I I working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kersikov I I lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kersikov I I prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
Good body shot from Thermometer.
Kersikov I I misses with a punch on the inside.
Kersikov I I blocking some punches.
Thermometer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thermometer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thermometer blocks an uppercut.
Thermometer blocking some punches.
Thermometer swings wildly with an uppercut but Kersikov I I uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kersikov I I misses with a body punch.
Kersikov I I has a couple of punches blocked by Thermometer.
Kersikov I I blocking some punches. #T4#
Kersikov I I blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kersikov I I creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kersikov I I swings wildly with an uppercut but Thermometer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kersikov I I lands with a left to the head.
Kersikov I I throws a head punch that misses.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Kersikov I I blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Kersikov I I on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kersikov I I.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kersikov I I prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands an uppercut.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Thermometer fails to land.
Kersikov I I stalling in the clinch.
Kersikov I I misses with a punch to the body.
Kersikov I I is trying to maintain a safe position but Thermometer gets an underhook and turns Kersikov I I into the cage.
Thermometer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kersikov I I looking to slow down the pace here.
Kersikov I I lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Vitali Kersikov I I will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thermometer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thermometer missing with a left hand there. Kersikov I I was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big right from Thermometer misses.
Thermometer thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL#
Kersikov I I has managed to clinch.
Kersikov I I blocking some punches.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kersikov I I lands a nice uppercut.
Kersikov I I has a couple of punches blocked by Thermometer.
Thermometer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kersikov I I misses with a knee strike.
Kersikov I I pressing his opponent against the cage.
Thermometer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thermometer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kersikov I I's elbow.
Kersikov I I fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Kersikov I I stalling against the cage.
Kersikov I I misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I tries to work over Thermometer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vitali Kersikov I I has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Thermometer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Kersikov I I avoiding damage.
A short right from Thermometer.
Kersikov I I has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Good body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands a nice shot to the body.
Thermometer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kersikov I I slows down the pace here.
Kersikov I I blocking some punches.
Kersikov I I lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Thermometer fails to land. #T2#
Kersikov I I misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kersikov I I.
Thermometer letting Kersikov I I take a breather here.
Thermometer misses with a punch to the body.
Thermometer pushes Kersikov I I back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thermometer misses with a body punch.
Thermometer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Thermometer lands a hook that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards.
A hook to the body from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands with a light punch inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thermometer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Good body shot from Thermometer.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thermometer.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thermometer blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Kersikov I I.
Thermometer lands a body punch.
Thermometer misses with a body punch.
Thermometer blocking some punches.
Kersikov I I tries a body shot but Thermometer blocks it.
Thermometer misses with a hook from the clinch. #T3#
Thermometer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kersikov I Is head.
Thermometer gets through Kersikov I I's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thermometer works on Kersikov I I's body with a couple of short punches.
Kersikov I I has a couple of punches blocked by Thermometer.
A short body shot lands from Thermometer as the two fighters clinch.
Kersikov I I tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thermometer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kersikov I I scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kersikov I I lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Thermometer.
Kersikov I I blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kersikov I I's elbow.
A short right from Thermometer on the inside.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thermometer swings wildly with an uppercut but Kersikov I I uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kersikov I I blocks an uppercut.
Kersikov I I is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Thermometer is keeping busy.
Thermometer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards. #T4#
Thermometer struggles to land a body shot inside as Kersikov I I controls his hands.
Thermometer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kersikov I I fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kersikov I I blocks an uppercut.
Thermometer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards.
Kersikov I I lands with a left to the head.
A shot in the inside from Thermometer.
Thermometer is working Kersikov I I over against the cage.
Thermometer misses with a punch to the body.
A right hand to the body from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thermometer scores with a shoulder strike.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Kersikov I I controls the action.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Kersikov I I controls the action.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rectal Thermometer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Kersikov I I's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Kersikov I I slips a straight right by Thermometer.
Kersikov I I misses with a leg kick.
Thermometer wants to counter the offense by Kersikov I I and move into the clinch position.
Kersikov I I looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Thermometer misses with a body punch
and Thermometer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thermometer missing with a left hand there. Kersikov I I was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kersikov I I takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Thermometer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kersikov I I looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Kersikov I I saw that one coming.
Thermometer misses the body punch
and Kersikov I I counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. #CL#
Kersikov I I clinches.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Kersikov I I controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kersikov I I lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thermometer backwards.
Thermometer struggles to land a body shot inside as Kersikov I I controls his hands.
Kersikov I I softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kersikov I I.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thermometer misses with a punch on the inside.
A knee to the head by Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I is trying to maintain a safe position but Thermometer gets an underhook and turns Kersikov I I into the cage.#T1#
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kersikov I I prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kersikov I I swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Thermometer. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Kersikov I I avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
Thermometer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thermometer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thermometer misses with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Thermometer.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thermometer lands with a light punch inside.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Kersikov I I avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Kersikov I I.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Kersikov I I avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
Thermometer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thermometer scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I has a couple of punches blocked by Thermometer. #T2#
Thermometer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kersikov I I stalls.
Thermometer struggles to land a body shot inside as Kersikov I I controls his hands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thermometer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kersikov I I has a couple of punches blocked by Thermometer.
Kersikov I I throws a punch but it's blocked by Thermometer.
Thermometer lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thermometer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thermometer misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kersikov I I creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
Thermometer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kersikov I I blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
Kersikov I I lands an uppercut.
Kersikov I I throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thermometer blocks it with crossed arms.
Thermometer misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thermometer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Thermometer.
Kersikov I I fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Kersikov I I lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Thermometer or not.
Kersikov I I's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thermometer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thermometer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kersikov I I throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thermometer blocks it with crossed arms.
Kersikov I I fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards.
Thermometer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kersikov I I blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kersikov I I lands a nice uppercut.
Thermometer working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thermometer.
Thermometer lands a body shot.
Thermometer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Good body shot from Thermometer.
Kersikov I I working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thermometer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards.
Thermometer misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Thermometer swings wildly with an uppercut but Kersikov I I uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kersikov I I tries a knee to the head but Thermometer blocks it.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Kersikov I I controls the action.
Thermometer misses with a punch on the inside.
Thermometer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Thermometer.
Kersikov I I tries a body shot but Thermometer blocks it.
Thermometer lands a shot to the body.
Thermometer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thermometer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards.
Kersikov I I prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer blocks a body shot from Kersikov I I.
Thermometer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kersikov I I prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rectal Thermometer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Thermometer has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 28:29
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 28:29
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rectal Thermometer!

A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Rectal Thermometer made sure he mentioned Conquer, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: RISE 110: Thoupos v Diggs     
Date:   Oct 23, 2022
#R1##CL#
Jam gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cassidy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jam has a couple of punches blocked by Cassidy.
Cassidy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jam fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cassidy blocking some punches. #BC2#
Cassidy manages to break the clinch.
Cassidy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jam fails to land with a series of punches.
Jam throws out a loose jab but Cassidy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cassidy throws a hook but Jam blocks it.
Jam uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cassidy.
Jam misses with a looping right.#CL#
Jam pushes Cassidy up against the cage in a clinch.
Jam struggles to land a body shot inside as Cassidy controls his hands.
Jam lands an uppercut.
Cassidy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jam misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cassidy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jam's elbow.
Cassidy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jam misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Cassidy fails to land.
Jam blocking some punches.
Cassidy struggles to land a body shot inside as Jam controls his hands.
Cassidy looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cassidy has a couple of punches blocked by Jam. #T1#
Cassidy lands a nice shot to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cassidy.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jam creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cassidy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cassidy throws a punch but it's blocked by Jam.
Cassidy lands with a left to the head.
Jam blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Jam.
A head punch on the inside from Cassidy fails to land.
Jam misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jam. #BC2#
Cassidy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jam takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cassidy. Jam does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jam throws the left hand but Cassidy avoids the punch easily.
Jam avoids the body shot from Cassidy.
Jam is looking to counter punch.
Cassidy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jam looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Jam misses with a straight right.
Cassidy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jam.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jam sizes up Cassidy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jam ducks under a wild hook from Cassidy.
Cassidy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jam.
Butch Cassidy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
Jam throws a looping overhand right but Cassidy ducks down to avoid it.
Cassidy tried to score with a low kick but Jam checks it.
A jab from Jam misses.
Cassidy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jam moves away.
Jam was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jam throws a hook but Cassidy avoids it easily.
Cassidy looks to land a left hand but Jam moved out of range nicely.
Jam swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cassidy! But no joy.
Jab from Cassidy.
Cassidy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jam.
Cassidy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jam's head.
Jam wants to clinch up but Cassidy keeps it at a distance.
Cassidy digs a good body shot into Jam's ribs.
Jam moves out of range of the strikes.
Cassidy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jam.
Cassidy cracks Jam with an open hand slap.
Jab from Cassidy.
Cassidy throws an off balance right hand
and Jam counters with a straight right hand.
Cassidy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jam changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cassidy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jam wants to clinch.#T3#
Cassidy stuns Jam with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cassidy slips a straight right by Jam.
Jam keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cassidy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Good work by Jam as he checks the leg kick.
Jam was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Cassidy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jam is out of range and Cassidy settles back down.
A slow jab from Cassidy misses its intended target.
Jam moves out of range of the strikes.
Cassidy throws a looping overhand right but Jam ducks down to avoid it.
Cassidy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jam is out of range and Cassidy settles back down.
Cassidy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jam was well out of range. Poor timing from Cassidy.
Jam fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jam throws a right hand that Cassidy ducks under and follows up with a left that Cassidy also avoids with ease.
Jam misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cassidy.
Jam misses with an uppercut. Cassidy saw that one coming.
Cassidy throws a lazy right hand but Jam sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cassidy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away. #T4#
Cassidy scores with the left hand. Jam knows he should have avoided that one.
Cassidy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jam.
Jam takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jam is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some wild striking there from Jam.
Jam looks to land a left hand but Cassidy moved out of range nicely.
Jam throws a hook to the side of Cassidy's head but Cassidy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jam wants to clinch up but Cassidy keeps it at a distance.
Jam swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cassidy.
Cassidy cracks Jam with a good jab.
Jam uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cassidy.
Jam misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cassidy.
Cassidy moves out of range of the strikes.
Jam looks to land a right hand but Cassidy moved out of range.
Jam misses with a wild body shot.
Cassidy connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jam misses with a body shot.
Cassidy missing with a left hand there. Jam was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cassidy ducks under a wild hook from Jam.
Jam displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cassidy throws out the jab.
Cassidy walks into a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Butch Cassidy will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Cassidy scores with a body shot.
Jam loads up on a big right hand but Cassidy slips the punch.
Cassidy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Cassidy takes a swing at Jam's ribcage but misses.
Cassidy moves out of range of the strikes.
Cassidy throws a body kick that misses.
Cassidy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jam.
Cassidy blocks a jab.
Jam lands a nice shot to the body.
Cassidy looks to score with a jab to the body but Jam is just out of range.
Cassidy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jam misses with a wild combination.
Cassidy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jam was well out of range. Poor timing from Cassidy.
Jam fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jam throws a hook to the side of Cassidy's head but Cassidy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cassidy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jam.
Jam tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A big left from Cassidy misses.
Cassidy loads up on a big right hand but Jam slips the punch.
Jam misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Cassidy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cassidy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Butch Cassidy seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T1#
Jam wants to clinch.
A combination from Jam does no damage.
Jam will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cassidy misses with a straight left.
Cassidy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jam.
Jam connects with a looping right hand.
Cassidy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jam's sensitive parts.
Jam pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cassidy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jam waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cassidy.
Jam misses with a series of wild punches.
Jam uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cassidy.
Cassidy swings for the body but Jam moves out of range.
Jam throwing a counter right hand but Cassidy manages to avoid it.
Cassidy throws a shot from downtown. Jam moves away and avoids it.
Jam wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Cassidy throws an overhand right that lands on Jam's shoulder, as Jam tries to avoid the shot.
Cassidy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jam.
Jam waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cassidy.#T2#
The fighters circling - Cassidy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cassidy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Jam closes the distance and clinches.
Jam can't find room to land a body shot as Cassidy controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cassidy.
Cassidy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cassidy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jam has a couple of punches blocked by Cassidy.
A shot in the inside from Jam.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jam.
Cassidy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Jam fails to land.
Jam lands a left hand.
Jam misses with the head strike.
Jam tries to work over Cassidy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cassidy struggles to land a body shot inside as Jam controls his hands.
Cassidy throws a head punch that misses.
Cassidy blocking some punches.
Cassidy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cassidy blocks a body shot from Jam.
Cassidy working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T3#
Jam blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jam.
Jam working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A shot in the inside from Cassidy.
Cassidy misses with some punches.
Jam tries a body shot but Cassidy blocks it.
Cassidy misses with the head strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jam.
Cassidy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jam doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jam tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jam tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jam scores with a shot to the side of Cassidy's head.
Toe Jam has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jam works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jam misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Cassidy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A big left from Cassidy misses.
Jam throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cassidy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A slow jab from Cassidy misses its intended target.
Cassidy throws a lazy right hand but Jam sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jam scores with a shot to the body.
Jam is looking to clinch but Cassidy is avoiding it.
Jam looks to score with a jab to the body but Cassidy is just out of range.
Nice body punch from Jam.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cassidy with the inside leg kick.
Jam checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jam wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Cassidy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jam.
Jam stalks Cassidy and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Cassidy's face. Cassidy staggers backwards, shaken.
Cassidy avoids the body shot from Jam.
Cassidy throws a shot from downtown. Jam moves away and avoids it.
Cassidy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jam.
Jam lands with an uppercut that bounces Cassidy off the cage and back into range.
Jam defending well as Cassidy loads up on a big left hand.
Cassidy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jam to score with a decent uppercut.
Nice shot by Cassidy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jam looks to score with a jab to the body but Cassidy is just out of range.
Jam ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cassidy moves away.
Jam throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cassidy lands a jab to Jam's midsection.
Cassidy lands a head shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Toe Jam dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Cassidy slips a straight right by Jam.
Cassidy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jam.
Jam throws the left hand but Cassidy avoids the punch easily.
Jam misses with a looping right.
Jam keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cassidy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A punch lands to the side of Jam 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jam cracks Cassidy with a good jab.
Cassidy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jam wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cassidy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cassidy throws out a loose jab but Jam uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jam moves out of range of the strikes.
Cassidy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cassidy throws a hook but Jam avoids it easily.
Cassidy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jam.
Cassidy jabs Jam to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cassidy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cassidy looks to land a left hand but Jam moved out of range nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jam misses with a two punch combination. #T1#
Jam loads up on a big right hand but Cassidy slips the punch.
Cassidy misses with a hook.
Jam jabs Cassidy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cassidy misses with a straight left.
Jam checks the leg kick.
Jam looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jam rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cassidy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cassidy throws a hook but Jam blocks it.
Cassidy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jam throws the left hand but Cassidy avoids the punch easily.
Cassidy thuds his right hand into Jam's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jam takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Cassidy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jam scores with a one two! Cassidy had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cassidy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jam throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cassidy tries to land a leg kick but Jam saw it coming and moves away.
Cassidy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cassidy slips a straight right by Jam.
Jam blocks a low kick nicely.#T2#
Jam takes a swing at Cassidy's ribcage but misses.
Cassidy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cassidy looks to score with a jab to the body but Jam is just out of range.
A jab from Cassidy misses.
Cassidy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cassidy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jam throws a lazy right hand but Cassidy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jam steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cassidy.
Cassidy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jam uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cassidy.
Cassidy misses with a low kick.
Jam was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jam. Cassidy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jam misses with a wild body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cassidy! But no joy.
Cassidy with a nice calf kick.
Cassidy throws out a loose jab but Jam uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jam swings for the body but Cassidy moves out of range.
Jam ducks under a wild hook from Cassidy.
Cassidy lands a nice hook to Jam's body. Jam takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jam on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cassidy. Cassidy obviously looking to wear him down. #T3#
Jam works the jab nicely.
Jam tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cassidy was well out of range. Poor timing from Jam.
Cassidy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jam.
Jam throws a hook but Cassidy avoids it easily.
A slow jab from Cassidy misses its intended target.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cassidy.
Jam loads up on a big right hand but Cassidy slips the punch.
Jam checks a leg kick.
Cassidy throws a looping overhand right but Jam ducks down to avoid it.
Jam looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cassidy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jam throwing a counter right hand but Cassidy manages to avoid it.
Cassidy with a nice cross.
Jam will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cassidy staying out of range there.
Cassidy lands a right hook to the body.
Jam displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cassidy throws out the jab.
Cassidy misses with a body shot.
Jam bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cassidy's head backwards.#T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cassidy throws a low kick but Jam avoids it.
Jam misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jam swinging wildly here.
Jam gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cassidy.
Cassidy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jam.
Jam avoids the body shot from Cassidy.
Jam on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jam misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jam takes one to the side of the head.
Cassidy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cassidy connects with a body shot that sends Jam's belly button to the back.
Cassidy tries to land a front kick but Jam steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL#
Jam clinches up with Cassidy and pushes him back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cassidy.#BC2#
Cassidy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fighters circling - Cassidy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It looked like Jam was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Cassidy.
Cassidy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jam finds it's way round the side to connect with Cassidy's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Butch Cassidy.
I think Cassidy has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Butch Cassidy!

Butch Cassidy seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: RISE 109: Soto v Lee     
Date:   Oct 21, 2022
#R1#
A big right from Quake misses.
Kape lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Quake looks to land a right hand but Kape moved out of range.
Kape takes one to the side of the head.
Quake fails to land with a series of punches.
Quake misses the jab.
Kape throws a big shot that misses.
Despite the aggression on Quake's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Quake tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Quake connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Quake slips a jab from Kape.
Kape bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A good leg kick by Kape.
Kape lands a nice leg kick that just misses Quake's sensitive parts.
Quake tries to bum rush Kape with a series of wild strikes but Kape uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quake misses with a body shot.
Kape wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kape staying out of range there.
Quake throws a jab when Kape was well out of range.
Quake missing with a left hand there. Kape was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kape ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Quake moves away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kape throws a body kick that misses. #T1#
Quake's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Quake duly obliges.
Kape throws a body punch but Quake moves out of range.
Quake slips under a jab from Kape.
Quake connects with a body shot that sends Kape's belly button to the back.
Quake takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A slow jab from Quake misses its intended target.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Quake crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kape - the referee stops the clock and Quake gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kape. Quake manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Quake connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Quake on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Quake lands with a right that hurts Kape. Kape looks to clinch but Quake throws a short knee that drops Kape. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Earth Quake!
Earth Quake bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

 
 
 
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