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Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 03, 2023
#R1##KD#
Granger cracks Face with a big right hand and Face goes down!#ROC#Face is rocked!
Granger lands a couple of digs.
Face is still in real trouble! Can Granger finish him?
Granger stands and throws Face's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big shot lands for Granger! That's hurt Face! Will he recover? Granger fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frank Granger!
Frank Granger thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 02, 2023
#R1#
Krynn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Magee can pounce on him.
Krynn throws a lazy right hand but Magee sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Krynn throws a looping overhand right but Magee ducks down to avoid it.
Magee tries to counter with a clinch but Krynn shakes him off and moves away.
Krynn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Krynn looks to land a left hand but Magee moved out of range nicely.
Magee ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Krynn's jaw. Krynn's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Magee does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Booger Magee!
Booger Magee took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Furnace Performance 🔥 for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 02, 2023
#R1#
Escobar connects with a body shot.
Escobar digs a good body shot into Midget's ribs.
Escobar scores with a three punch combo!
Midget could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#KD2#
A jab-cross combination lands for Escobar and sends Midget crashing to the mat! Escobar follows him down to the mat - Midget regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB2#
Escobar in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Midget tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Escobar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Diego Escobar!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 02, 2023
#R1##TD2#
Hughes drives through with a takedown into Hasselhoff's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Hasselhoff keeping full guard, as Hughes tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hughes slips nicely into half guard.#SUB2#
Hughes is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Hasselhoff is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Mark Hughes!
After winning the bout, Mark Hughes thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 17, 2023
#R1#
Krynn takes a swing at Don's ribcage but misses.
Krynn looks to land a left hand but Don moved out of range nicely.
Krynn swings widly with a right hand
letting Don counter with a right hand.
Krynn misses with a lunging right hand #KD#
and Don counters with a series of strikes that sends Krynn to the canvas! Don follows down into guard, looking to finish the fight!
Don slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Don passes Krynn's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Don in particular looking to stall.
Don drops an elbow to the side of Krynn's head. #ROC#Krynn is rocked!#SUB#
Don maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Krynn could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Don has cracked it and Krynn is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Don!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Deppa Don!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 16, 2023
#R1##TD2#
Hanson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Hanson wants to free his trapped foot but Face is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB2#
Hanson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Face defends it well.
Hanson controlling the action here.
Face knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hanson on the ground.
Face is trying to stand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Face is in trouble now - Hanson has advanced to mount!
Hanson raining down shots from the mount!
Hanson controlling from the full mount. #T1##SUB2#
Hanson looking to isolate an arm here. Face doesn't see it coming and as Hanson extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Hanson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rikkard Hanson!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 16, 2023
#R1##CL2#
Hamada clinches up against the cage.#TD2#
Hamada gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Hasselhoff regains guard.

Hasselhoff has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Hamada off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Hamada throws a right and a left that both miss.
A jab from Hamada does it's job there.
Hasselhoff takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hamada throws a shot to the body.
Hamada connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. #CL2#
Hamada moves into range and clinches up with Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries for a takedown but Hamada manages to get underhooks. #TD2#
Hamada turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Hamada manages to end up in side control.#SU2#
Hamada stands up and beckons Hasselhoff to his feet.
A jab lands there for Hamada.#T1##CL2#
Hamada moves into range and clinches up with Hasselhoff.#BC2#
Hamada breaks from the clinch.
Hamada digs a good body shot into Hasselhoff's ribs.
Hamada scores with a jab to the body.
Hamada throws a body kick despite being completely out of range#TD#
so Hasselhoff counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Hamada pushes Hasselhoff off and scrambles back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hamada lands a nice looking body kick.
Hasselhoff is breathing heavily.
Good exchange - Hamada coming out on top.#T2#
Hamada is looking to slow Hasselhoff down with leg kicks.
Hamada has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hamada throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A nice leg kick from Hamada, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice straight punches there by Hamada. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hamada.
Hamada with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hasselhoff with a poor takedown
and Hamada counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Hamada shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Hasselhoff is backing up but Hamada catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Hasselhoff covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Hamada Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ryo Hamada!
Ryo Hamada was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 16, 2023
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.#TD#
Bitok looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.#SUB2#
Midget actively working from the bottom here.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Midget has eaten all the pies!#SUB2#
Midget looking for a kimura from the bottom but Bitok passes into side control!
Midget is looking for a sweep.
Bitok will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SU#
Bitok stands up.
Midget looks winded!#TD#
Bitok shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Midget manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Midget throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Bitok escapes and throws Midget's legs to the side, diving into side control! #T1#
Midget is letting Bitok control him for a moment.
Bitok seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Midget for as long as he can get away with.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bitok creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Bitok slows the pace down.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bitok continues to stall.#T3#
Midget felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Midget wants to control but Bitok postures up.
Bitok just content to control the position. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD#
Bitok drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.#T4#
Midget is trying to escape the position but Bitok is controlling the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kulata Bitok dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2##TD#
Bitok closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Midget has a hand on Bitok's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Bitok takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Bitok tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bitok's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Bitok is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Midget can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
More hug and hope from Bitok.
Midget is breathing heavily.
Further stalling from Bitok.#T1#
Bitok working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Bitok with the ground and pound from mount.
Bitok sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T2#
Midget is desperately trying to improve his position but Bitok has a good base and remains in mount.
Bitok looking to control and managing it successfully. #T3#
Bitok has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Bitok lands a couple of good shots and Midget has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
You can see the frustration on Midget's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Bitok biding his time, looking for the opening. #T4#
Bitok is hanging on to Midget's back as he tries to escape.
Bitok just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Bitok lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
Bitok has good solid back control here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bitok loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Midget hold on?
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kulata Bitok dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3##TD#
Bitok changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Midget looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Bitok is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Midget will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Midget is looking to regain half guard here but Bitok keeps moving and retains side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitok happy to just control the position for now.
Midget takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Midget struggling a bit here.
You can see the frustration on Midget's face as Bitok controls the position.
You can see the frustration on Midget's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Bitok is staying tight to Midget's torso, preventing him from escaping.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Bitok shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Bitok showed some decent athleticism there.
Bitok is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Bitok landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #T3#
Bitok sitting and controlling from the half guard.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Bitok is stinking the place up with his stalling.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Bitok.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Kulata Bitok is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Justin Midget has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD#
Bitok closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Midget quickly recovers to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kulata Bitok showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bitok has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:24
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:24
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kulata Bitok!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 25, 2023
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Midget misses with a takedown attempt
and Kiang counters with a one-two to the body.
Midget tries for a takedown but Kiang circles away easily
and Kiang counters with a lovely shot to the body.#TD2#
Kiang drives through with a takedown into Midget's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Midget isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Kiang stacks Midget on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Kiang!
Kiang happy to just control the position for now.
Midget tries to buck Kiang off but Kiang is having none of it.#T1#
Kiang is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Midget's shoulder. That is not cool.
Midget is looking for a sweep.
Midget's coaches at Desert Fitness & Training (14 Elite Coaches) have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Midget can't do much from the bottom here.
Kiang just content to control the position.
Midget tries to improve position but can't.
Midget trying to remain calm as Kiang controls from the top position.
Midget tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Midget is breathing heavily.
Midget is being controlled here.
Midget tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Kiang is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Midget will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Midget could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#TD2#
Kiang scores with a takedown into Midget's guard.
Midget working a defensive guard but Kiang manages to pass into side control anyway. #T3##SUB2#
Kiang is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Midget is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Midget being controlled for a moment.
Let's hope that Kiang has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Midget tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Kiang wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Midget can't do much from the bottom here.
Kiang just content to control the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Midget is looking to regain half guard here but Kiang keeps moving and retains side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yawa Kiang dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
A solid body kick from Kiang.
Midget is looking to clinch but Kiang is avoiding it.
Kiang is trying to counter with his kicks.#TD2#
Kiang shoots in and bounces Midget off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kiang is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T1##SUB#
Midget looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Kiang passes into half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Midget wants to sweep but Kiang has passed to side control!#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Kiang.
Kiang cracks Midget with a big right hand but Midget just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Kiang in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Kiang has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Midget wants to control but Kiang postures up.
Kiang scores with a couple of short elbows.
Kiang is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position. #T3#
Midget is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Kiang is trying to get an arm triangle but Midget is defending well.
Midget being controlled for a moment.
Kiang works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Kiang content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Midget might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Midget is trying to get back to half guard.
Kiang remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yawa Kiang showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Kiang changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Midget looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Midget taking a bit of punishment here - Kiang scoring with strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kiang lands a few punches from side control.
Midget is trying to improve his position.
Kiang working away.#T1#
Kiang is staying tight to Midget's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Midget is trying to control Kiang's posture but Kiang avoids it.
Kiang taking a breather here. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Midget is looking to regain half guard here but Kiang keeps moving and retains side control.
Kiang taking a breather here. #T3#
Yet more stalling tactics from Kiang.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD2#
Kiang drives through with a takedown into guard.
Kiang controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB#
Midget isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Kiang stacks Midget on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Kiang!
Midget is looking for a sweep.
Kiang moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. #T4#
Midget is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Kiang working away.
Kiang lands an elbow.
Kiang controlling from side mount.
Yawa Kiang is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Justin Midget has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yawa Kiang has got the better of the ground game so far.
Midget tries to buck Kiang off but Kiang is having none of it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yawa Kiang comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Kiang has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 25:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 24:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yawa Kiang!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 25, 2023
#R1#
Some wild striking there from Chudwell.
Hasselhoff with the counter takedown but Chudwell avoids it easily.
Chudwell throws a shot from downtown. Hasselhoff moves away and avoids it.
Hasselhoff drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Chudwell defends it well.#TD2#
Hasselhoff closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Chudwell quickly recovers to half guard.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff seems to be working for a kimura but Chudwell defends the submission attempt.
Chudwell gets back to full guard.
Hasselhoff stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Chudwell swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hasselhoff wants to control from the top but Chudwell keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Hasselhoff throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Chudwell works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #SUB#
Chudwell has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hasselhoff can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Hasselhoff avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T1##SUB#
Chudwell is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hasselhoff seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SUB#
Chudwell is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Hasselhoff throwing strikes from guard but Chudwell blocks nicely. #SUB#
Hasselhoff avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Chudwell had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Hasselhoff defends it easily.#T2#
Hasselhoff trying to control but Chudwell is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Chudwell has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hasselhoff can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Chudwell keeping full guard, as Hasselhoff tries to pass. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Chudwell dives on top into guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Hasselhoff throws his legs up looking for a submission but Chudwell uses it to pass to side control.
Hasselhoff tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Hasselhoff prevents Chudwell from moving into mount. #SUB#
Hasselhoff is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Chudwell's leg. Oh but that's left an opportunity for Chudwell! He's got an arm triangle... it looks tight! He's rotating and Hasselhoff has tapped! This one is allllll over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Tristan Chudwell!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Tristan Chudwell waved his t-shirt featuring IC&E Nutrition (& 10% Laundry)'s logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 25, 2022
#R1#
Midget has a takedown stuffed.
Midget fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Midget should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Turban lands a jab to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turban goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Efraim Turban is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Nice uppercut there from Turban.
That kick from Turban tenderised Midget's leg. Midget is trying to keep his angry face on.
A solid body kick from Turban.
Turban leaves Midget with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Efraim Turban has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Justin Midget.#KD#
Turban lands a big head kick that sends Midget tumbling to the mat! Turban takes a step backwards and waves Midget back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#Midget is rocked!#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turban throws an uppercut from hell that sends Midget clean off his feet! He's out cold! Turban stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Efraim Turban!
Efraim Turban managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, HARDCORE Threads (Closing), into his post fight interview.

 

Event: OFK 156 - Cosby Vs Jarr     
Date:   Jan 02, 2022
#R1#
OShea misses with a head kick.
A lazy left from OShea finds it's target.#CL2#
OShea takes the fight into the clinch. #TD2#
OShea jumps guard.
OShea has Hasselhoff pulled in close to control his posture.
Hasselhoff throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
OShea wants to stand but Hasselhoff is controlling the position.
Hasselhoff stopping the sweep attempt from OShea.
Hasselhoff throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as OShea works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
OShea is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
OShea is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
OShea has his hands on Hasselhoff's head, controlling the position. #T1##SUB#
Hasselhoff drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and OShea dives on top into guard.#REVB#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
OShea slips nicely into half guard.
OShea wants to take a breather but Hasselhoff is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
OShea content to control rather than advance.
OShea tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hasselhoff knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
OShea works his foot free and advances to mount.
OShea wants to take Hasselhoff's back but he can't do it this time.
Hasselhoff keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #T2#
OShea cracks Hasselhoff with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
OShea trying to control but Hasselhoff is having none of it.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
OShea tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Hasselhoff tries to hold on but OShea pushes him away.
OShea sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Hasselhoff is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
OShea unloading with bombs!
OShea working Hasselhoff over with strikes here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
OShea controlling the pace for now.
OShea connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Hasselhoff stops OShea from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better. #T3#
OShea trying to control but Hasselhoff is having none of it.
OShea takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
OShea in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
OShea lands a big shot there that rocks Hasselhoff but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Hasselhoff tries to improve his position but instead OShea has taken his back! #SUB2#
OShea is looking for the choke from the back position but Hasselhoff is controlling his hands well.
Hasselhoff manages to reverse the position and now he's in OShea's guard. Nice work there by Hasselhoff.
OShea manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hasselhoff manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
OShea has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
OShea is pushing down on Hasselhoff's leg trying to pass to half guard. Hasselhoff is fighting to maintain full guard but OShea has managed to sneak the leg through.
Hasselhoff taking some punishment here, with OShea in his half guard. #SUB2#
OShea seems to be working for a kimura but Hasselhoff defends the submission attempt.#T4#
Hasselhoff is trying to defend against the ground and pound but OShea scores with a couple of nice shots.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
OShea wants to pass to mount but Hasselhoff is defending the position.
Hasselhoff slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Hasselhoff seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
OShea stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hasselhoff swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hasselhoff being controlled here, momentarily.
OShea with a nice head shot there.
OShea with a nice head shot there.
OShea looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #SUB#
Hasselhoff is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Conor OShea dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
OShea throws a head kick that Hasselhoff semi-blocks. #TD2#
OShea bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
OShea is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
OShea lands a decent elbow from side control.
OShea prevents Hasselhoff from escaping the position.#SUB2#
OShea thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB2#
OShea is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Hasselhoff knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Hasselhoff is looking to reverse the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
OShea happy to just control the position for now. #SUB2#
OShea tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T1#
Hasselhoff manages to get back to half guard.#SUB2#
OShea looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB2#
OShea seems to be looking for submissions.
OShea tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hasselhoff knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Hasselhoff gets back to full guard. #SUB2#
OShea is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
OShea is pushing down on Hasselhoff's leg trying to pass to half guard. Hasselhoff is fighting to maintain full guard but OShea has managed to sneak the leg through.#T2#
Hasselhoff is trying to get back to full guard.
OShea wants to free his trapped foot but Hasselhoff is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB#
Hasselhoff is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but OShea pulls his head out easily.
OShea has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Hasselhoff might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
OShea works his foot free and advances to mount.
Hasselhoff is trying to escape the mount. #T3##SUB2#
OShea working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Hasselhoff is wriggling around trying to escape. #SUB2#
OShea is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Hasselhoff has managed to escape the submission attempt.
OShea scoring with strikes but Hasselhoff is staying in there.
OShea looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
OShea looking to control but Hasselhoff is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Hasselhoff wants to control but OShea is having none of it.
OShea controlling the position easily from mount. #T4##SUB2#
OShea is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Hasselhoff to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Hasselhoff shrugs it off.
OShea scoring with strikes but Hasselhoff is staying in there.
Hasselhoff tries to hold on but OShea pushes him away.
OShea looking to control and managing it successfully.
OShea is looking to work his way around to Hasselhoff's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff has left one of his arms exposed and OShea doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Hasselhoff screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Conor OShea!
Conor OShea gave a mention to Brooklyn Apothecary in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: OFK 140 -     
Date:   Nov 07, 2021
#R1##TD2#
Mendy scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Mendy controlling the action here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hasselhoff tries to roll over but Mendy keeps him under control.#SUB#
Hasselhoff actively working from the bottom here.
Mendy looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Mendy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Mendy slips a nice elbow through Hasselhoff's hands, connecting with Hasselhoff's forehead.#SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.
Mendy looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Mendy winds up and cracks Hasselhoff with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Mendy keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#T1#
Mendy slips a nice elbow through Hasselhoff's hands, connecting with Hasselhoff's forehead.
Hasselhoff is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Tran MMA Gym, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Hasselhoff moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Mendy connects with a couple of short punches.
Mendy landing some decent shots from guard.
Mendy trying to control but Hasselhoff is working from the bottom.
Mendy keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hasselhoff's head.
Mendy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hasselhoff swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mendy landing with the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Mendy is posturing up here but Hasselhoff has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Mendy tries to roll out but it's too tight and Mendy has to tap! Slick submission there by Hasselhoff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Hershel Hasselhoff!

 

Event: OFK 124 - Foley Vs Tepes Lii     
Date:   Sep 12, 2021
#R1##TD2#
Anjo looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.#SUB2#
Anjo is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hasselhoff sees it coming and defends easily.
Hasselhoff has hold of Anjo's hands but Anjo slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB#
Hasselhoff actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Anjo is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hasselhoff manages to get to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anjo is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Anjo content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Hasselhoff keeping full guard, as Anjo tries to pass. #T1#
Anjo is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
It looks like Anjo might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Anjo is working Hasselhoff over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Anjo sitting in guard here, content to control. #SUB#
Hasselhoff escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Anjo gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Hasselhoff working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Anjo doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Anjo manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Hasselhoff working for submissions but it's allowed Anjo to get to half guard. #T2#
Anjo content to control rather than advance. #SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SU2#
Anjo stands up from half guard. #CL2#
Anjo has managed to clinch.
Anjo using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hasselhoff has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Anjo lands with a left to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Anjo. #TD2#
Anjo drags the fight down to the ground.
Hasselhoff trying to control but Anjo is working from the bottom. #T3#
Anjo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Anjo trying to keep a closed guard but Hasselhoff is proving a slippery customer. #SUB2#
Anjo is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Anjo is trying to keep Hasselhoff in close.
Hasselhoff trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Anjo looking to control.
Hasselhoff stopping the sweep attempt from Anjo.
Anjo trying to keep a closed guard but Hasselhoff is proving a slippery customer.
Hasselhoff trying to control the position from guard on top but Anjo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hasselhoff accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hasselhoff prevents Anjo from getting back to his feet.
Hasselhoff looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anjo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Anjo trying to control the position here. #SUB2#
Anjo looking for a guillotine here but Hasselhoff defends easily. #SUB#
Hasselhoff drops back looking for a leg! Anjo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Anjo manages to kick Hasselhoff off! Hasselhoff jumps back into Anjo's guard. #SUB#
Hasselhoff drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Anjo dives on top into guard.#REVB#
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SU2#
Anjo gets to his feet. Hasselhoff looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yoji Anjo Anjo dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Anjo looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Hasselhoff!#SU2#
Anjo stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Yoji Anjo Anjo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Hasselhoff gets caught napping as Anjo dives in and scores a takedown. Hasselhoff manages to retain guard.
Hasselhoff keeping moving, preventing Anjo from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Hasselhoff is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Anjo defends well.#SUB#
Anjo avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Hasselhoff working for submissions but it's allowed Anjo to get to half guard. #SUB2#
Anjo is trying for a kimura here. Hasselhoff looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Anjo wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Yoji Anjo Anjo!
Yoji Anjo Anjo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Grunge 61: Facelift     
Date:   Aug 29, 2021
#R1#
Face waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cigarette.
Cigarette fails with the takedown
and Cigarette takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Face paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Midnight Cigarette seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cigarette is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #TD#
Cigarette shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Face napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Cigarette works to advance to full mount. Face defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs. #SUB#
Cigarette looking to secure an arm triangle but Face defends it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cigarette controlling from the full mount. #T1#
Cigarette is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Face can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Cigarette controlling the position easily from mount.
Face really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cigarette. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Face tries to improve his position but Cigarette has taken his back! Cigarette has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Face tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Cigarette pushes Face away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Midnight Cigarette!
A very excited looking Midnight Cigarette made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: OFK 117 - Shamrock Vs Volkov     
Date:   Aug 21, 2021
#R1#
Jones misses with a leg kick #TD2#
and Hasselhoff decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Jones's guard.
Jones pulls Hasselhoff in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff has gone for a leg lock! Jones slips out almost immediately though and dives into Hasselhoff's guard.#REVR#
Jones landing some decent shots from guard.
Jones scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#SUB2#
Jones has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Hasselhoff to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Jones is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Hasselhoff pulls down on the head and he's put Jones to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Hershel Hasselhoff!

 

Event: OFK 110 - Sector Vs Tepes Lii     
Date:   Jul 28, 2021
#R1#
The crowd cheers as Barnes lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hasselhoff doesn't seem phased though.
Barnes does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Barnes 's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Barnes duly obliges.
Barnes swinging wildly here.
Barnes fails to land with a series of punches.
Barnes digs a good body shot into Hasselhoff's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff shoots in but Barnes avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Barnes keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T1#
Hasselhoff tries for a takedown but Barnes sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Barnes throws a big counter combination but Hasselhoff scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Barnes has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Mentor Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Derrick Barnes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hershel Hasselhoff.
Barnes throws a right and a left that both miss.
Barnes lands with a hook. Hasselhoff tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Barnes scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Barnes tries to bum rush Hasselhoff with a series of wild strikes but Hasselhoff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And Hasselhoff tries to counter it with a takedown but Barnes pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Barnes lands a nice hook to Hasselhoff's body. Hasselhoff takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Barnes scores with a body shot. #T2#
Hasselhoff takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Barnes lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Barnes misses with the combination.
No joy there for Barnes , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hasselhoff with the counter takedown but Barnes avoids it easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barnes just misses with a punch to the body.
Barnes lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice body punch from Barnes . #T3#
Hasselhoff looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Barnes lands a jab-cross combination.
Barnes throws a right and a left that Hasselhoff avoids nicely.
Hasselhoff feints the counter takedown.
Barnes swings away with a body shot that misses #TD2#
and Hasselhoff counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Barnes !
Barnes is trying to improve his position.
Barnes manages to get back to half guard.
Barnes is controlling Hasselhoff's trapped leg to prevent Hasselhoff from advancing to side control.
Barnes trying to control from the bottom.
Barnes tries to get to full guard but Hasselhoff has control of the leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hasselhoff is keen to just control but Barnes is a slippery customer.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barnes is pressing down on Hasselhoff's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Barnes looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Barnes is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Hasselhoff, into his guard. #REVR#
Barnes wants to control from the top but Hasselhoff keeps moving.
Barnes lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Barnes wants to control from the top but Hasselhoff keeps moving.
Barnes lands a couple of elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Barnes trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Barnes landing some decent shots from guard. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Barnes cracks Hasselhoff with a solid left hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Derrick Barnes dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Barnes lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hasselhoff at a distance.
Good shot there by Barnes .
Barnes throws out a loose jab but Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hasselhoff looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Derrick Barnes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Barnes will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hasselhoff changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Barnes wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barnes scores with a leg kick.
Derrick Barnes is winning the standup battle so far.
Barnes scores with a jab to the head. #T1#
Hasselhoff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Barnes .
Hasselhoff has his takedown stuffed
enabling Barnes to counter with a crisp jab.
Barnes misses with the combination.
Hasselhoff drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Barnes defends it well.
Hasselhoff slips under a jab.
Hasselhoff drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Barnes defends it well.
Barnes lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Decent striking displayed by Barnes there.#T2#
Hasselhoff closes the distance and clinches up with Barnes , looking for a takedown. Hasselhoff pushes Barnes against the cage but Barnes circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hasselhoff on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Barnes misses with a jab, cross combination.
Barnes fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hasselhoff has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hasselhoff takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A cross from Barnes lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Barnes scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Barnes avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #T3#
Hasselhoff shoots and misses
and Barnes counters with a stiff right hand.
Derrick Barnes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hershel Hasselhoff.
Barnes slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Barnes throws a combination. Hasselhoff tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Barnes changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Barnes misses with a leg kick #TD2#
and Hasselhoff counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Barnes !
Barnes is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Barnes parries the strikes from Hasselhoff easily there. Hasselhoff is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Barnes to escape. #T4#
Barnes tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Hasselhoff wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Barnes has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Barnes , who protects the arm well.
Barnes wants to control but Hasselhoff postures up.
Barnes is looking for a sweep.
Barnes is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Hasselhoff's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Barnes manages to get to full guard.
Barnes controlling Hasselhoff's posture.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Hasselhoff trying to control the position from guard on top but Barnes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Derrick Barnes dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Hasselhoff goes for a double leg but Barnes avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Barnes continues to drive forward.
Hasselhoff changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Barnes tries to avoid it but Hasselhoff manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Barnes to the ground. Barnes escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hasselhoff shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Barnes counters with a nice body shot.
Derrick Barnes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hershel Hasselhoff.
Barnes throws out a powerful jab.
Barnes loads up on a big right hand but Hasselhoff slips the punch.
And Hasselhoff tries to counter it with a takedown but Barnes pushes his down on his head and steps out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barnes lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hasselhoff backs up against the cage.
Hasselhoff tries for a takedown but Barnes circles away easily
and Barnes counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T1#
Barnes lands a jab to the nose.
Barnes misses with a body shot.
Hasselhoff changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Barnes displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has a takedown stuffed.
Derrick Barnes is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Barnes lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #T2#
Barnes shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Hasselhoff has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Barnes scores with a jab to the body.
Barnes throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hasselhoff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Barnes loads up on a big right hand but Hasselhoff slips the punch.
Barnes throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hasselhoff on the side of the head. #T3#
Barnes with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Barnes moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff looks for a takedown but Barnes sprawls well.
Barnes is looking for a counter combo.
Barnes lands with a nice body punch.
Hasselhoff takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#T4#
Barnes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hasselhoff manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Hasselhoff misses with a takedown attempt
and Barnes counters with a left and a right that stings Hasselhoff. #TD2#
Hasselhoff gets a double leg takedown into Barnes 's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barnes keeping full guard, as Hasselhoff tries to pass.
Hasselhoff stopping the sweep attempt from Barnes .#SUB2#
Hasselhoff drops back, looking for a kneebar! Barnes looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Barnes looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Barnes ! #REVR#
Hasselhoff takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Hasselhoff has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Barnes scores with punches from side control.
Hershel Hasselhoff has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Derrick Barnes is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Barnes working the ground and pound.
Barnes is chipping away with strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Derrick Barnes showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Barnes , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Derrick Barnes !

After winning the bout, Derrick Barnes thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Grunge 55: Venice Beach     
Date:   Jul 24, 2021
#R1#
Face throws a jab when Niedzwiedzinski was well out of range.#CL#
Niedzwiedzinski closes the distance and clinches.
Niedzwiedzinski with a knee to the head. #BC2#
Face manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Niedzwiedzinski has closed the distance and engaged Face in a clinch. #BC2#
Face breaks the clinch. #CL#
Niedzwiedzinski darts in and clinches Face up against the cage.
Niedzwiedzinski digs a right hand into Face's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Face's gas tank. #BC2#
Face pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Niedzwiedzinski rushes Face and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Face manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Niedzwiedzinski clinches with his opponent.
Niedzwiedzinski lands a body shot in the clinch.
Face looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#BC2#
Face manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Niedzwiedzinski forces Face back against the cage and clinches.
Niedzwiedzinski lands a hook that snaps the head of Face backwards.
Niedzwiedzinski comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #KD#
Niedzwiedzinski has the Thai plumb, controlling the head nicely. He loads up with a big knee to the head and Face goes down! Niedzwiedzinski pounces into side control - this one could be over soon! #ROC#Face is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Angel Face has been cut.
The crowd goes nuts as Niedzwiedzinski knocks Face out cold with a massive hammerfist! Niedzwiedzinski Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bruno Niedzwiedzinski!
Bruno Niedzwiedzinski decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: Grunge 52: Freedom     
Date:   Jul 04, 2021
#R1#
Savage fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Savage lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Savage throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Midget counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Savage kicks Midget off and gets to his feet.
Savage tests Midget's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Savage clobbers Midget with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Savage! Midget is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Royal Savage!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, The Royal Savage made sure he mentioned KOMBAT KLOTHING, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: OFK 102 - Lancaster Vs Jempsa     
Date:   Jun 30, 2021
#R1#
Horn wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Horn throws a head kick that half lands.
Horn scores with a kick to the midsection.
Hasselhoff takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#CL#
Horn closes the distance and clinches.#BC#
Horn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Horn lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hasselhoff.
Horn connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Horn throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Horn fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hasselhoff on the side of the head.
That kick from Horn tenderised Hasselhoff's leg. Hasselhoff is trying to keep his angry face on.
Horn throws a series of punches but Hasselhoff avoids them all with ease.
Hasselhoff feints the counter takedown.
Horn throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hasselhoff's head.#T1#
Horn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hasselhoff takes one to the chin there.
Horn throws a nice head kick!
Horn scores with a head kick. #TD2#
Horn gets caught napping as Hasselhoff dives in and scores a takedown. Horn manages to retain guard.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Hasselhoff as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Horn screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Hasselhoff! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Hershel Hasselhoff!

 

Event: OFK 96- Lancaster Vs Tepes Lii     
Date:   Jun 09, 2021
#R1#
Mendy digs a good hook to Hasselhoff's body.
Pierre Ragout Mendy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mendy scores with a jab.
A punch combination from Mendy misses.
Mendy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hasselhoff. #TD#
Mendy darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.
Hasselhoff is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Mendy scores with a couple of nice shots.
Mendy working Hasselhoff over with strikes.
Mendy perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Hasselhoff wants to get back to full guard.#T1#
Mendy takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Mendy lands strikes from half guard.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.
We've been hearing that Mendy has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Hasselhoff has hold of Mendy's hands but Mendy slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Mendy working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff with the active half guard here but Mendy passes nicely into side control.
Mendy trying to control the position but Hasselhoff is working away.
Mendy working the body and head with strikes.
Hasselhoff is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Mendy off and has taken his back!
Mendy is in bad spot here.
Mendy trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Mendy is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. #T2#
Hasselhoff is not going to allow Mendy to sit and survive in this position.
Mendy is in bad spot here. #SUB2#
Mendy is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mendy trying to get back to his feet but Hasselhoff is in full control for now.
Mendy can't escape the position. #SUB2#
Mendy defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Hasselhoff's arms.
Mendy breaks Hasselhoff's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Mendy can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Mendy lands a couple of elbows.
Mendy passes Hasselhoff's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #T3##SUB2#
Hasselhoff is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Mendy pulls his head out easily.
Hasselhoff has hold of Mendy's hands but Mendy slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Nice strikes from Mendy there.
Mendy working Hasselhoff over with strikes.
Mendy controlling the action here.
Mendy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Hasselhoff is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Mendy scores with a couple of nice shots.
Mendy is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Mendy performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Hasselhoff is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Mendy's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Mendy's back!
Mendy wants to get back to his feet. #SUB2#
Mendy defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Hasselhoff's arms. #T4#
Mendy is defending well here and trying to improve his position. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Mendy has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #SUB2#
Hasselhoff is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Mendy defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mendy is trying to stand back up. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Mendy is defending well though. Hasselhoff let's go of the attempt for now.
Mendy just trying to survive but Hasselhoff is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff is looking for the choke from the back position but Mendy is controlling his hands well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pierre Ragout Mendy dominated that round.
That's time! Mendy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Mendy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Mendy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hasselhoff.
Mendy throws a right hand that Hasselhoff ducks under and follows up with a left that Hasselhoff also avoids with ease.
Hasselhoff on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Mendy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hasselhoff. #TD#
Hasselhoff gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Mendy to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Mendy preventing the sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mendy cracks Hasselhoff with a solid left hand.
Mendy looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff working for submissions but it's allowed Mendy to get to half guard. #T1#
Mendy working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Mendy lands strikes from half guard.
Mendy performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for subs from the bottom but Mendy mounts him!
A nice elbow there by Mendy.
Hasselhoff is looking to improve his position but Mendy isn't that keen on the idea.
Mendy working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Hasselhoff regains half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Mendy in particular looking to stall.
Hasselhoff on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T2#
Mendy is keen to just control but Hasselhoff is a slippery customer.
Mendy is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Hasselhoff is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Mendy is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Hasselhoff has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Hasselhoff taking some punishment here, with Mendy in his half guard.
Mendy working over Hasselhoff with some ground and pound. Hasselhoff looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Mendy working over Hasselhoff with some ground and pound. Hasselhoff looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mendy looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Mendy looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Pierre Ragout Mendy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mendy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hasselhoff keeps working.
Mendy trying to control the pace. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.
Hasselhoff wants to control but Mendy is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T3#
Mendy not doing much here.
Hasselhoff misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Mendy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Mendy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hasselhoff can do to turn this around?#SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Hasselhoff punching from the bottom.
Mendy winds up and cracks Hasselhoff with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mendy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hasselhoff moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#T4#
Mendy controls from within his opponent's guard.
Mendy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Hasselhoff has momentary wrist control but Mendy slips an elbow through the middle.
Mendy keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hasselhoff's head.
Mendy controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Mendy sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mendy scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Mendy lands a couple of elbows.
Mendy is stalling in the full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pierre Ragout Mendy dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Mendy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hasselhoff moves away.#TD#
Mendy shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mendy's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #SUB2#
Hasselhoff working for a triangle but Mendy defends it easily.
Mendy trying to control but Hasselhoff is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff has his foot on Mendy's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mendy works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff working for a triangle but Mendy defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hasselhoff takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mendy slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T1##SUB2#
Hasselhoff escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mendy gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Mendy makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Mendy postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Mendy passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Mendy working the body and head with strikes.
Mendy scoring with punches and elbows.
Mendy works to advance to full mount. Hasselhoff defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Hasselhoff has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Mendy's lack of action.
Mendy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Mendy seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #T2#
Mendy with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.
Mendy scoring with strikes to the body and head. #SUB#
Mendy is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Hasselhoff doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mendy.
Mendy lands strikes from half guard.
Mendy seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Hasselhoff taking some punishment here, with Mendy in his half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mendy wants to pass to mount but Hasselhoff is defending the position. #T3#
Mendy takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Mendy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hasselhoff is looking to control Mendy's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hasselhoff avoid being mounted?
Hasselhoff has hold of Mendy's hands but Mendy slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Hasselhoff wants to improve his position but Mendy is controlling well.
Ground and pound from Mendy.
Hasselhoff tries to kick Mendy off but Mendy keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Mendy lands strikes from half guard.
Mendy lands strikes from half guard.#SUB#
Mendy is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff actively working from the bottom here.#T4#
Mendy is nestled in close to Hasselhoff, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#SUB#
Mendy wants to work for an arm triangle but Hasselhoff is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Nice strikes from Mendy there.
Mendy lands with a punch from half guard.
Mendy winds up and cracks Hasselhoff with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Mendy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Mendy drops an elbow to the side of Hasselhoff's head.
Mendy lands with a punch from half guard. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff actively working from the bottom here.
Mendy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mendy connects with a nice short shot to Hasselhoff's temple.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mendy is controlling the pace.
Hershel Hasselhoff has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pierre Ragout Mendy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pierre Ragout Mendy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mendy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pierre Ragout Mendy!

 

 
 
 
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