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Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary
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Event:
The Island Season 5, 205 lbs, Round 1
Date: Jul 13, 2016 |
#R1#
A combination from Dong does no damage.
Dong takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Nuts tries for a takedown but Dong circles away easily
and Nuts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuts fails with the takedown
and Dong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nuts thinking.
Dong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Nuts has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nuts with a poor takedown
and Dong counters with a left to the body.
Ding Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Deez Nuts.
Dong misses with a body shot.
Nuts throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dong counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nuts looks winded!
Dong throws a wild body kick that Nuts sees coming a mile off.
Nuts shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Dong counters with a left to the body. #T1#
Dong throws a leg kick but Nuts sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nuts moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#KD#
Dong feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Nuts sprawling to the canvas! Nuts rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dong finish him?!
#ROC#
Nuts is rocked!
Dong is looking to wear down Nuts with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dong.
Nuts is still on wobbly legs! Can Dong finish him?
Dong punishes Nuts's body with a nice straight punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dong fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dong lands an uppercut, right on the button! Nuts tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ding Dong!
A victorious Ding Dong thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 19, 2016 |
#R1#
No luck for Tyson with that takedown attempt.
A counter left hand to the body from Nuts misses its target.
Tyson tries to clinch up.#CL#
Nuts takes the fight into the clinch.
Nuts tries a body shot but Tyson blocks it.
#TD#
Nuts pulls guard effortlessly. #SUB#
Nuts has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Tyson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Nuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Nuts is on top in guard.
#REVR#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T1##SU#
Nuts decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Tyson, up you get!
Tyson tries a head kick but it misses.
#CL#
Nuts clinches.
Nuts lands a damaging elbow. #TD#
Nuts drags the fight down to the ground.
Tyson is looking to work some ground and pound but Nuts has wrist control.#SUB#
Nuts working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Tyson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Tyson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Tyson has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Nuts is proving hard to escape from.
Nuts has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #T2##SUB#
Nuts looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Tyson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nuts is keeping the position for now. #ES#
Nuts has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Tyson has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Tyson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#TD#
Nuts gets control of Tyson's arms and successfully pulls guard. Nuts will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.#T3#
Nuts has control of Tyson's left arm, preventing Tyson from doing any damage.
Nuts is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Nuts perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #SUB#
Nuts is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Tyson has managed to free his arm - good work.
Tyson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #SUB#
Nuts is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#T4#
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Tyson wants to control the action here but instead Nuts manages to pass to full mount!
Nuts looking to control and managing it successfully.
Nuts lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Tyson defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Nuts. #SUB#
Nuts working for a submission but Tyson is keeping him at bay.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Tyson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Tyson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Nuts counters with a good, hard body kick but Tyson shrugs it off.
Tyson wants to clinch up but Nuts keeps it at a distance.
Nuts fails with a takedown attempt. #CL#
Nuts has closed the distance and engaged Tyson in a clinch.
Tyson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Nuts can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Deez Nuts. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nuts prevents a takedown attempt there.
#T1##BC#
Nuts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nuts slips a jab and a cross from Tyson.
Tyson wants to clinch up but Nuts keeps it at a distance.
Tyson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Deez Nuts is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nuts tries to score a power double leg takedown but Tyson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Nuts somewhat.
Nuts fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nuts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tyson throws out the jab.
Tyson throws a sloppy head kick and Nuts moves out of range easily.
Nuts is looking to counter punch.#T2#
A jab from Nuts finds it's way through Tyson's defenses.
Nuts scores with a head kick.
#CL#
Nuts moves into the clinch.
Nuts jumps guard but Tyson turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #BC#
Nuts breaks from the clinch.
#CL#
Nuts fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tyson, pushing him back against the cage.
Tyson tries to break the clinch but Nuts is controlling the position.
Tyson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
#BC#
Nuts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tyson shoots in for a double leg but Nuts sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Tyson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#T3#
Nuts will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And Tyson responds with a good body kick, but Nuts manages to step out the way in time.
Tyson shoots and misses
and Nuts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tyson is breathing heavily.
Nuts wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tyson closes the distance but Nuts moves to the side
and Nuts counters with an outside leg kick.
Nuts avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tyson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nuts as he jumps to the side. #CL#
Nuts moves into the clinch.#TD#
Nuts pulls guard.
Nuts is controlling Tyson's posture.
Tyson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T4#
Nuts trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Nuts lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nuts controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Nuts scoring with some ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nuts lands a couple of digs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Tyson misses with a leg kick
and Nuts makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nuts has a takedown stuffed.
Tyson feints the counter takedown.
Nuts avoids the body shot from Tyson.
#CL#
Nuts closes the distance and clinches. #BC#
Nuts pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tyson shoots and misses #CL#
and Nuts counters by moving into the clinch. #TD#
Nuts manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Nuts seems keen to control Tyson's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson trying to control but Nuts is working from the bottom.
Nuts controlling Tyson's posture. #T1#
Nuts lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Tyson is trying to control the position but Nuts postures up. #SUB#
Nuts is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Nuts is pushing down on Tyson's leg trying to pass to half guard. Tyson is fighting to maintain full guard but Nuts has managed to sneak the leg through.#T2##SUB#
Nuts is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Tyson doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Nuts.
Nuts content to control rather than advance.
Nuts passes to full mount! #T3#
Tyson is in all sorts of trouble here.
Nuts controlling his opponent.
Nuts scoring with strikes but Tyson is staying in there.
Nuts controlling the position easily from mount.
Nuts takes Tyson's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Tyson is in trouble.
Nuts is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tyson can do to turn this around?
Nuts is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #T4##SUB#
Nuts working for a choke but Tyson is defending well.
Nuts controls the action.
And that's the end of the fight!
Deez Nuts showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Nuts has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:26
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:26
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Deez Nuts!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 19, 2016 |
#R1#
Hay tries to bum rush Mckay with a series of wild strikes but Mckay uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mckay tries for a takedown but Hay circles away easily
and Hay counters with a nice body shot. #CL2#
Hay fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mckay, pushing him back against the cage.
Hay tries to pull guard but Mckay forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#TD2#
Hay ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Hay no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Hay has a closed guard, preventing Mckay from standing up.
Hay being controlled here, momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hay is trying to keep Mckay in close.
#T1#
Mckay sitting in guard here, content to control.
Mckay wants to get up but he can't break Hay's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#CL2#
Hay gets a clinch.
Mckay wants to get back to striking at distance but Hay won't allow it.
#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Mckay is trying to force a seperation but Hay has the dominant position.
Hay looking for a takedown.
Mckay doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Hay is trying to pull guard but Mckay turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Joseph Mckay has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ray Hay.#BC2#
Hay breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hay is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Hay fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#CL2#
Hay has managed to clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Hay.#BC#
Mckay's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hay with a lazy takedown attempt #CL#
and Mckay holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #TD#
Mckay is trying to trip Hay. He has hold of a leg but Hay is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Mckay persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Mckay is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Mckay lands a couple of elbows.#T3#
Hay striking off his back but it's not causing Mckay any problems.
Mckay has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Hay is proving hard to escape from.
Mckay stopping the sweep attempt from Hay.
Mckay slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Mckay really is a fat lump.#SUB2#
Mckay avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#TD#
Mckay decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Hay looks like he's trying to stand up.
Mckay wants to get back to his feet.
Hay controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mckay tries to stand and escape but Hay is controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ray Hay will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2##TD#
Mckay decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Hay holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Mckay tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Hay is trying to maintain the position but Mckay is very close to passing his half guard.
Mckay looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Hay keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mckay is controlling the pace.
Mckay wants to stand but Hay has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#T1#
Mckay trying to control the pace. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Mckay drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hay managing to control the position.
Mckay might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SU#
Mckay gets to his feet. Hay looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #T2#
Hay misses with a takedown #CL#
and Mckay counters by clinching up.
Hay is trying to pull guard but Mckay turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Mckay jumps guard but Hay turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #BC2#
Hay breaks from the clinch.
Mckay shoots for a double leg takedown but Hay sprawls well. He's pushed Mckay's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hay darts in looking for a takedown but Mckay gets double underhooks and turns Hay into the cage.
Mckay throws a counter high kick but Hay was just alert enough to avoid it.
Joseph Mckay has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ray Hay.#TD#
Mckay dives in and scores a takedown into Hay's guard.
Hay tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SU#
Mckay stands up and waves to Hay to follow him.
Hay is breathing heavily.#T3#
Hay goes for a double leg but Mckay avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Mckay continues to drive forward.#TD#
Mckay closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Hay quickly recovers to half guard.
Mckay controlling the action here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hay trying to control here.
Mckay wants to stand up but Hay is controlling the position.
Mckay is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T4#
Mckay wants to get back to his feet.
Mckay stops Hay from getting back to his feet.
Mckay wants to get back to his feet.
#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hay swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
#TD#
and Mckay counters with a single leg into guard. Hay didn't expect that.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hay wants to stand and escape but Mckay is having none of it.
Mckay won't allow Hay to sweep him here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joseph Mckay dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3##CL2#
Hay closes the distance and clinches. #TD#
Mckay drags the fight down to the ground.
Mckay wants to stand but Hay is controlling the position.
Hay loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #ES#
Mckay wriggles free and stands up.
Ray Hay seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Mckay feints and as Hay raises his hands in defense, Mckay changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hay wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Mckay manages to pass to side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#REVB#
Mckay performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #T1#
Hay keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Hay taking some punishment here, with Mckay in his half guard.
Hay is looking to escape.
Mckay keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hay tries to get to full guard but Mckay has control of the leg.
Mckay is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hay can do to turn this around?
Mckay perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #ES2#
Hay makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#TD#
Mckay feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#ES2#
Hay pushes Mckay off and scrambles back to his feet.
#CL2#
Hay closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #T3#
Mckay is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hay is trying to stall.
#BC2#
Hay breaks from the clinch.
Mckay gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Hay counters with an outside leg kick.
#TD#
Mckay looking to score a takedown here. Hay is defending well but Mckay drives through and ends up in Hay's guard.
Hay is looking to stand back up but Mckay counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Hay.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#REVB#
Mckay prevents Hay from improving his position.#SU#
Mckay decides to stand and escape the position. #T4##TD#
Mckay closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mckay lands in his opponent's guard.#ES2#
Hay kicks Mckay off and gets to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hay dives in and grabs Mckay's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mckay pushes down on Hay's head and hops out.#TD#
Mckay looking to score a takedown here. Hay is defending well but Mckay drives through and ends up in Hay's guard.
Mckay controlling from the top position.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ray Hay.
I think Hay has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:29
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:29
The fight is ruled a majority draw!
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