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Event: WeInSyd 29     
Date:   Sep 12, 2018
#R1#
Barkley bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Muslim's head.
Barkley avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #CL2#
Barkley has managed to clinch.
Muslim takes a shot to the head.
Barkley cracks Muslim with a nice body shot.
Barkley lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Muslim is breathing heavily.
Barkley just leaning against Muslim, taking a breather.
Barkley lands a right hand.
Barkley scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Barkley lands a nice uppercut.
Muslim misses with some punches.
Barkley is working Muslim over against the cage.
Barkley gets through Muslim's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A body shot lands from Barkley.
Barkley lands a body punch in the clinch.
Barkley pushes Muslim back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC2#
Muslim is rocked!
Barkley swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Oh Muslim is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Barkley throws a head punch that misses.
Barkley throws a head punch that misses.
Barkley leaning his opponent against the cage.
Muslim blocks an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Barkley as the two fighters clinch.
Muslim seems to have got his legs back now.
Barkley lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Muslim backwards.
Nice body punch from Barkley - that landed with a thud.
Barkley displaying some good clinch control by pressing Muslim up against the cage.
Barkley lands a big right hand that drops Muslim! The killer instinct kicks in and Barkley finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Barkley!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ross Barkley!
Mongolian Muslim spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: WeInSyd 27     
Date:   Aug 29, 2018
#R1#
Kimchi lands a nice hook to Nakata's body. Nakata takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kimchi lands with a nice body punch.
Kimchi cracks Nakata with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kimchi throws a hook but Nakata avoids it easily.
Kimchi misses with a hook.
Nakata moves away from the strike by Kimchi.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kimchi connects with a crisp jab.
Kimchi jabs at Nakata's body.
Kimchi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Korean Kimchi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Kimchi lands a nice looking body shot.
A jab from Kimchi does it's job there.
Kimchi lands a nice looking body shot.
Nakata takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nakata moves out of range as Kimchi strikes.
Kimchi misses with a hook.
Nakata wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#T2#
Kimchi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nakata tries to move into range but Kimchi moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nakata looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kimchi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nakata tries to counter with a takedown but Kimchi is quick to defend against it.
A jab from Kimchi misses.
Kimchi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jab, jab by Kimchi - just one landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kimchi jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #T3#
Kimchi throws a jab when Nakata was well out of range.
Nakata is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Kimchi.
Nakata moves forwards but Kimchi connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kimchi tests Nakata's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nakata takes one to the side of the head.
A shot to the liver by Kimchi. Beautiful body shot.
Nakata takes a shot to the body in his stride. #T4#
Kimchi cracks Nakata with a right hand to the side of the head.
Nice shot lands for Kimchi.
Nakata takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kimchi lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Nakata ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kimchi scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kimchi lands a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Korean Kimchi dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Nakata keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kimchi misses with an uppercut. Nakata saw that one coming.
Korean Kimchi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kimchi, as that shot connected.
A jab from Kimchi does it's job there.
Kimchi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Kimchi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kimchi throws out a loose jab but Nakata uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kimchi lands an overhand right.#T1#
Kimchi lands with a nice body punch.
Kimchi lands with an overhand left.
Nakata on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kimchi looks to land a left hand but Nakata moved out of range nicely.
Nakata's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kimchi connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Nakata scrambles back to his feet.
Kimchi scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kimchi throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #T2#
Nakata slips under a jab.
Nakata tries to counter by clinching up but Kimchi breaks away and moves out of range.
Nakata has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Kimchi connects with the punch.
A slow jab from Kimchi misses its intended target.
Kimchi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Nakata momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nakata uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kimchi.
Nakata tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Kimchi manages to circle out of the way.
Kimchi goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kimchi scores with a punch to the head.#T3#
Nice body punch from Kimchi.
Nakata looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Kimchi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nakata was well out of range. Poor timing from Kimchi.
Nakata seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Kimchi scores with a hook to the body. Nakata takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kimchi scores with a nice strike.
Nakata uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kimchi.
Nakata tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Kimchi manages to circle out of the way.
Kimchi misses with an uppercut.
Nakata tries to counter by clinching up but Kimchi breaks away and moves out of range.
Kimchi misses the jab.#T4#
Kimchi misses with a straight right.
Nakata is looking to counter the offense by Kimchi and move into the clinch.
Kimchi scores with a shot to the body.
Kimchi misses the shot to the body.
Nakata seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Kimchi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nakata.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Nakata might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Kimchi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kimchi throws out a powerful jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Korean Kimchi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Kimchi misses with a hook. Nakata ducked under it nicely.
Kimchi scores with a hook.
Nakata uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kimchi.
The fighters circling - Kimchi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nakata is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Kimchi.
Nice uppercut there from Kimchi.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nakata moves away from the strike by Kimchi.
Kimchi scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T1#
The fighters circling - Kimchi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nakata is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Kimchi.
Nakata uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kimchi.
Kimchi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kimchi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nakata seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Kimchi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nakata on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kimchi throws a right hand that Nakata ducks under and follows up with a left that Nakata also avoids with ease.
Uchimura Nakata has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Kimchi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nakata wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Kimchi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nakata.
Nakata seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Nakata showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kimchi.
Kimchi lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kimchi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nakata.#T3#
A jab from Kimchi misses.
As Kimchi tries to get set, Nakata tries to push him back and clinch up but Kimchi manages to avoid the attempt.
Kimchi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kimchi.
Kimchi stuns Nakata with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kimchi scores with a shot to the body.
Nakata gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#T4#
Kimchi bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Nakata's head.
Kimchi lands a body shot.
Kimchi fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Korean Kimchi is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Nakata takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The fighters circling - Kimchi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nakata appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kimchi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nakata tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Kimchi manages to circle out of the way.

And that's the end of the fight!
Korean Kimchi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Kimchi has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 24:30
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 24:30
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Korean Kimchi!

After winning the bout, Korean Kimchi thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: SyFi 91     
Date:   Aug 18, 2018
#R1#
Imbert circles away from the clinch attempt.
Imbert throws out a counter right but Muslim avoids it with no problem.
Imbert throws a hook to the side of Muslim's head but Muslim sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Muslim with a nice cross.#CUT#
It looks like Jason Imbert has been cut.
Imbert misses with an uppercut.
Mongolian Muslim seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Imbert looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Imbert throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
Imbert gets tackled into the cage by Muslim. Muslim maintains the clinch.
Muslim tries to pull guard but Imbert won't allow it.
Muslim wants a takedown.
Muslim jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Imbert walks away with a smile on his face. Muslim gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mongolian Muslim. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed right hand from Imbert misses the target.
Imbert throws an off balance right hand
and Muslim counters with a stiff right hand.
Muslim throws a lazy uppercut
letting Imbert counter with a right hand.
Imbert throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Imbert has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Imbert throws a jab but it's blocked by Muslim.
Muslim missing with a left hand there. Imbert was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Imbert misses with a looping left.
Imbert lands with a good body shot.#CL2#
Imbert gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#T1#
A nice left hand lands by Imbert.
Imbert misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Imbert tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Muslim's elbow.
Imbert swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Muslim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Imbert fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muslim is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Imbert gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Imbert fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muslim lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #CUT#
That has opened up Jason Imbert's cut even more.
Imbert lands a left hand that snaps the head of Muslim backwards.
Muslim blocking some punches.
Muslim is trying to pull guard but Imbert turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Muslim keeps control of Imbert as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Imbert misses with a hook from the clinch.
Imbert is trying to break the clinch but Muslim is controlling him.
Imbert throws a punch but it's blocked by Muslim. #TD#
Muslim jumps guard.
Muslim bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Imbert's guard. #REVR#
Imbert wants to improve his position but instead Muslim has moved into half guard.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB#
Muslim seems to be looking for submissions. #T2#
Imbert is trying to control but can't.
Imbert tries to kick Muslim off but Muslim keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Muslim trying to mount his opponent but Imbert defends it.
Muslim sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Imbert defending well though.
Imbert is trying to maintain the position but Muslim is very close to passing his half guard.
Muslim not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Imbert won't allow Muslim to pass to mount. #SUB#
Muslim wants to work for an arm triangle but Imbert is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Muslim stops Imbert from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Muslim looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Muslim prevents Imbert from improving his position.#T3##SUB#
Muslim is looking for a kimura but Imbert is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Muslim to get the leverage.
Imbert is looking to control Muslim's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Imbert avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Imbert keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Muslim has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Muslim is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB#
Muslim is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB#
Muslim is working for a submission of some sort.
Imbert is trying to get back to full guard.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB#
Muslim is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Muslim is pressing down on Imbert's thigh, looking to free his foot. Imbert is holding on for now.
Imbert is concentrating on defense, preventing Muslim from advancing position.
Muslim is looking to stall here but Imbert recovers full guard.
Muslim won't allow Imbert to sweep him here.
Muslim prevents Imbert from getting back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mongolian Muslim will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jason Imbert's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Imbert tries to clinch up.#KD#
Muslim feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Imbert sprawling to the canvas! Imbert rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Muslim finish him?!
Imbert waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Muslim.
Muslim ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Muslim misses with a hook to the body
and Muslim takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Imbert blocks a jab.
Imbert might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Muslim keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL#
Muslim has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Muslim is trying to pull guard but Imbert turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Muslim tries to pull guard but Imbert forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Muslim is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Muslim makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Muslim tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Imbert just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mongolian Muslim. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Muslim blocks an uppercut. #TD#
Muslim ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Muslim no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Muslim working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Imbert doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Imbert manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Muslim is looking for a triangle but Imbert pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Muslim is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T1##SU2#
Imbert stands up and waves to Muslim to follow him.
Muslim takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Imbert throws a hook but Muslim blocks it.
Imbert takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Muslim displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Imbert throws out the jab.
A counter left hand to the body from Muslim misses its target.
Imbert connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Muslim's hands.
Muslim misses with an uppercut.
Muslim ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Muslim is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Imbert lands a nice looking body shot. #T2#
Imbert throws a big shot that misses.
Imbert needs to keep his hands up - Muslim had a free shot at his head there.#CUT#
The cut above Jason Imbert's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Muslim thuds a left hand into Imbert's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Imbert stuffs the takedown attempt from Muslim. Muslim gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice defenses there by Muslim.
Muslim slips under a jab from Imbert.
A slow jab from Imbert misses its intended target.
Muslim takes a swing at Imbert's ribcage but misses.
Muslim scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mongolian Muslim is winning the standup battle so far.
Imbert avoids the body shot from Muslim.
Muslim drops Imbert with a big left hand! Imbert is injured, injured bad! Muslim jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mongolian Muslim!
A victorious Mongolian Muslim thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Jason Imbert had this to say: 'That guy had a boner the whole fight...it threw me off my game I'll be back.'.

 

Event: NJMMA XS 9     
Date:   Aug 18, 2018
#R1#
Zylo takes one to the side of the head.
Zylo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Zylo throws a body shot but no joy.
Zylo throws a shot to the body.
Zylo connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice shot lands for Zylo.
Zylo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zylo throws a lazy right hand but God sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
God doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Zylo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but God moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Zylo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by God.
God is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Zylo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from God.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zylo scores with a jab to the jaw.
God uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zylo.
God misses the jab.
Zylo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zylo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from God.
Zylo bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of God's head.#CL#
Zylo closes the distance and clinches.
God misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zylo. #T1#
Zylo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
God is trying to break free.
God takes a knee right on the jaw! #CUT#
It looks like Greek God has been cut.
God struggles to land a body shot inside as Zylo controls his hands.
Zylo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with God's elbow.
God working hard to break the clinch.
God blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zylo taking a breather.#BC2#
God pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
God takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
God looks to land a right hand but Zylo moved out of range.
God's corner calls for a 1-2. God obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #CUT2#
It looks like Ares Zylo has been cut.
Zylo swinging wildly here.
A cross from God lands.
God misses with a straight right. #T2#
Zylo scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
God slips a straight right by Zylo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
God throws an ugly left hook that misses #CL#
and Zylo moves into the clinch.
Zylo tries to land a knee to the head but God blocks with his arms.
Zylo is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#BC2#
God breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
God lands a head shot.
Zylo misses with a wild body shot.
Zylo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zylo just misses with a punch to the body.
God connects with the punch.
A jab from God does it's job there.
Zylo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from God.
God keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
God throws a jab but it's blocked by Zylo.
Zylo misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zylo. God does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zylo. God does a little dance to reset his feet.#T3#
Zylo looks to score with a jab to the body but God is just out of range.
God throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #CL#
Zylo rushes God and presses him up against the cage.
Zylo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from God. #BC2#
God manages to break the clinch.
Zylo swings for the body but God moves out of range.
God lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#ROC2#
Zylo is rocked!
God throws a body punch but Zylo moves out of range.
God scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
God throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zylo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
God slips under a jab.
God keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
God looks like he wants to counter punch here.
God uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zylo.
A countering left hand to the body from God misses.
God takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Zylo throws a good cross that connects.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zylo misses with a straight right. #T4#
God walks into a jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Zylo.
Zylo throws a body shot but no joy.
God moves away from the strike by Zylo.
Zylo closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Zylo scores with a jab to the body.
Zylo connects with a body shot.
Zylo jabs at God's body.
God moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
God throws a push kick but Zylo slaps the foot to one side.
Zylo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by God.
Zylo punishes God's body with a nice straight punch.
God moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
No joy there for God, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
God might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Zylo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Zylo connects with a body shot.
Zylo works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ares Zylo dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##CL#
Zylo clinches up against the cage.
God wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zylo has him pressed against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Zylo scores with a nice short uppercut.
Zylo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
God managing to block the knees to the body from Zylo.
Zylo with an attempt at a knee that misses.
God has had enough of the clinch but Zylo keeps him there for the moment.
Zylo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of God backwards.
Zylo swings wildly with an uppercut but God uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zylo.
Zylo using the Thai plumb to throw knees but God has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short right from God.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zylo has God pressed against the cage, preventing God from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Zylo unloads a knee to the mid-section.
God is breathing heavily.
A right hook to the body lands for Zylo.
Zylo lands a knee to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Zylo.
Zylo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T1#
Zylo landing knees to the body.
A short left from Zylo.
A knee to the head by Zylo.
A nice left hand lands by Zylo.
Zylo utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Zylo works on God's body with a couple of short punches.
Zylo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
God takes a knee to the side of the body.
Zylo lands a hook that snaps the head of God backwards.
Zylo jerks God's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! God drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Zylo goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Zylo because God was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Ares Zylo!
During a confident post fight interview, Ares Zylo thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Greek God was interviewed post fight and said 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: NJMMA XS 8     
Date:   Aug 11, 2018
#R1#
Sheedy tries to clinch but Burger is having none of it.
Sheedy tests Burger's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CUT#
It looks like Brazilian Burger has been cut.
The fighters circling - Sheedy throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #CL#
Sheedy rushes Burger and presses him up against the cage.
Burger is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Sheedy to keep the fight standing.
Sheedy lands with a right to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sheedy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Sheedy lands with a light punch inside.
Nice body punch from Sheedy - that landed with a thud.
Sheedy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Burger backwards. #ROC#
Burger is rocked!
Burger tries for a takedown. No joy.
Burger is still on wobbly legs! Can Sheedy finish him?
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Burger has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Sheedy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Burger seems to have recovered his senses.
I was talking to Sheedy's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Burger wants a takedown.
Kevin Sheedy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brazilian Burger.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sheedy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burger tries to pull guard but Sheedy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Sheedy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Burger tries to pull guard but Sheedy holds him up against the cage and eventually Burger drops back down to his feet.
Sheedy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Burger backwards.
Sheedy leaning against his opponent.
Burger jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Sheedy walks away with a smile on his face. Burger gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #T1#
Sheedy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Burger.
Sheedy swings for the body but Burger moves out of range.
Kevin Sheedy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sheedy swings for the body but Burger moves out of range.
Sheedy misses with a body shot.
Burger changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sheedy avoids the body shot from Burger.
BOOM! Sheedy lands a beautiful left hook that drops Burger. Burger tries to recover but Sheedy is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Burger lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kevin Sheedy!
In defeat, Brazilian Burger stepped up to the mic, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: The Island Season 8, 145 lbs, Round 1     
Date:   Aug 05, 2018
#R1##TD#
Mack darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Nougat is trying to get back to full guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Nougat can do anything to dispel that myth.
Mack trying to control from half guard but Nougat is working away.
Ground and pound from Mack.
Ground and pound from Mack.
Mack throwing shots but Nougat is blocking nicely.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Mack lands a nice short elbow.
Mack wants to control but Nougat is keeping him busy.
Mack scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Nougat is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nougat is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Mack is trying for a kimura here. Nougat looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Mack wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Walton Mack!

 

Event: SyFi 83     
Date:   Jul 29, 2018
#R1#
Muslim defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Anderson.
Muslim swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Anderson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Muslim looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Anderson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Muslim counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#
It looks like Ole Anderson has been cut.
A big right from Anderson misses.
Muslim bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#TD#
Anderson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.#SUB#
Anderson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Muslim is just riding it out for now. Anderson eventually gives up the hold.
Anderson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Anderson wants to work for an arm triangle but Muslim is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Muslim defends it well. #T1#
Anderson trying to mount his opponent but Muslim defends it. #SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura here.
Anderson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Anderson passes into side control, despite Muslim's attempt to control the position.
Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Muslim is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Muslim wants to control but Anderson postures up.#SUB#
Anderson tries for a kimura but Muslim is defending well. #T2#
Muslim wants to get back to his feet but Anderson drags him back down.
Muslim is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Muslim wants to control but Anderson postures up.
Anderson tries to score with some ground and pound. Muslim controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage. #SUB#
Anderson tries for a kimura but Muslim is defending well. #SUB#
Anderson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Muslim knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Muslim can do anything to dispel that myth.
Anderson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Muslim keeps working.
Muslim struggling a bit here.#SUB#
Anderson looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T3#
Muslim is looking for a sweep.
Anderson working away.
Muslim really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Anderson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Muslim has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
Anderson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Muslim tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SUB#
Anderson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Muslim is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
Anderson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T4#
Muslim is trying to buck Anderson off.#SUB#
Anderson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Anderson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Anderson is trying to get an arm triangle but Muslim is defending well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Muslim wants to control but Anderson postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Muslim has escaped the position, nice work there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ole Anderson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ole Anderson's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Anderson takes one to the chin there.
Muslim's jab looks to have found its range, popping Anderson under the eye.
Muslim's coach down at Russian Bears Training Center was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Muslim's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Muslim.
Anderson misses with a takedown
and Muslim counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Muslim tests Anderson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muslim throws a looping overhand right but Anderson ducks down to avoid it. #TD#
Anderson dives in and scores a takedown into Muslim's guard.
Muslim avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Muslim is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Muslim looking to hit a scissor sweep but Anderson is one step ahead there.
Ole Anderson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T1#
Muslim not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Muslim controlling the position.
Muslim working a defensive guard here.
Muslim wants to sweep but no luck.
Anderson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Muslim's guard. #SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura here.
Muslim is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T2#
Muslim wants to control but Anderson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Muslim is trying to stand back up but Anderson is controlling him
Anderson is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Muslim is controlling an arm, preventing Anderson from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest. #SUB#
Anderson is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Muslim has managed to escape the submission attempt. #SUB#
Muslim defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Anderson.
Muslim manages to regain half guard. Good work. #SUB#
Anderson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T3#
Anderson wants to pass to mount but Muslim is defending the position. #SUB#
Anderson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Muslim tries to get to full guard but Anderson has control of the leg. #SUB#
Anderson is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Muslim controlling the position well.
Muslim trying to control but Anderson postures up. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Muslim is concentrating on defense, preventing Anderson from advancing position. #SUB#
Anderson seems to be working for a kimura but Muslim defends the submission attempt.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Muslim is staying active underneath Anderson, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB#
Anderson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Muslim is just riding it out for now. Anderson eventually gives up the hold.
Muslim wants to get back to full guard but Anderson has mounted him!
Muslim tries to reverse the position but Anderson maintains control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Anderson is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Muslim is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Muslim flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Anderson anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Muslim and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Anderson slips an arm under Muslim chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Anderson has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Anderson is squeezing on Muslim like an anaconda would it's prey. Muslim fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Ole Anderson!
Post fight, Ole Anderson stared into the camera and said 'I showed yet again the Anderson's are a dynasty.....Muslim your garbage!!!,JEFF MESSER I WANT TO AVENGE MY LOSS TO YOU LET'S DO IT !!! ....ANDERSON ERA IS IN FULL EFFECT!'.
Mongolian Muslim spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: NJMMA 65     
Date:   Jul 28, 2018
#R1#
Jam scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pugberg looks to land a left hand but Jam moved out of range nicely.
Pugberg slips under a jab.
Pugberg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jam was well out of range. Poor timing from Pugberg.
Pugberg smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Pugberg scores with a jab to the head.
Jam lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pugberg throws a hook but Jam blocks it.
Pugberg looks to land a right hand but Jam moved out of range.
Jam throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jam missing with a left hand there. Pugberg was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pugberg swings widly with a right hand
and Jam counters with a straight right hand.
Pugberg throws a shot from downtown. Jam moves away and avoids it.
Jam moves out of range as Pugberg strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Jam misses the target.
Pugberg attempts a counter takedown but Jam avoids it well and moves away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pugberg walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#T1#
Jam on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jam avoids the body shot from Pugberg.
Jam looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jam connects with a looping right hand.
A big right from Pugberg misses.
Pugberg takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pugberg darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Pugberg throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pugberg swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jam.
Pugberg shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jam pinned against the cage. Jam gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jam misses with a hook.
Pugberg misses the shot to the body. #TD#
Jam gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Pugberg to score an easy takedown into full guard.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jam looking to control.
Pugberg is fighting to break Jam's control of his arms but Jam is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.#SUB#
Pugberg thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jam can do anything to dispel that myth.#SUB#
Pugberg drops back looking for a leg! Jam is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Jam manages to kick Pugberg off! Pugberg jumps back into Jam's guard.
Pugberg preventing the sweep.
Pugberg might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Jam trying to keep a closed guard but Pugberg is proving a slippery customer.
Pugberg controls from within his opponent's guard.
Jam trying to keep a closed guard but Pugberg is proving a slippery customer. #T3#
Pugberg stopping the sweep attempt from Jam.
Pugberg pushes down on Jam's leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB#
Pugberg wants to work for an arm triangle but Jam is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #SUB#
Pugberg looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Pugberg works his foot free and advances to mount. #T4##SUB#
Pugberg working for a submission but Jam is keeping him at bay. #SUB#
Pugberg wants to finish this one by submission but Jam is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Pugberg.
Jam tries to hold on but Pugberg pushes him away. #SUB#
Pugberg is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Pugberg extends the arm and Jam is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Xing Pugberg!
Jamaican Jam was interviewed post fight and said 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: SyFi 82     
Date:   Jul 28, 2018
#R1#
Kimchi cracks Kay with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A jab lands there for Kimchi.
Kimchi jabs Kay right on the nose. Kay blinks but takes it well.
A cross from Kimchi lands.
Kimchi lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kay at a distance.
Kimchi goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kimchi stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kimchi wants it to stay on the feet.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kimchi.#ROC2#
Kay is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice takedown defense from Kimchi. No joy for Kay on that attempt.
Oh Kay is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kimchi lands a jab to Kay's midsection.
Kay seems to have got his legs back now.
Korean Kimchi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kimchi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd cheers as Kimchi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kay doesn't seem phased though.
Kimchi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kimchi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kay takes a shot right to the bread basket.#TD#
Kay looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.#SUB2#
Kimchi looking for submissions off his back.#T1#
Kay thows a huge punch but Kimchi dodges it nicely.
Kimchi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Kay.
Kimchi blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kay.
Kay slips a nice elbow through Kimchi's hands, connecting with Kimchi's forehead.
Kay thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Kimchi is controlling Kay's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Kay throwing shots but Kimchi is blocking nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kimchi is looking to improve his position.
Kimchi keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Kimchi is trying to stand.
Kay has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kay throwing shots but Kimchi is blocking nicely.
Kimchi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Kay scores with a couple of nice shots.
Kay stops Kimchi from getting back to his feet.
We've been hearing good reports from Kay's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Ground and pound from Kay. #T2#
Kimchi wants to get back to his feet.
Kimchi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Kay.
Kimchi is looking to control Kay's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kimchi avoid being mounted?
Kay thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kimchi's head.
Kimchi pushes Kay off looking to stand but Kay dives back in and keeps control.
Kimchi is doing well to control the position and prevent Kay from advancing to side control.
Kimchi felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Kay throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Kay working the head and body with strikes.
Kay will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Kay throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Ground and pound from Kay.
Kimchi keeping control of the position.
Kimchi trying to control here.
Kimchi keeping hold of Kay's head, controlling as best he can.
Kimchi really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Kay. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Kimchi's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#T3#
Kimchi wants to get back to full guard.
Kimchi keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kimchi trying to hold on to Kay's head to control him but Kay postures up.
Kay thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kimchi keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kimchi wants to improve his position but Kay is controlling well.
Kimchi has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kay is working away from the top position though.#ES2#
Kimchi has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Kay is on him like a limpet, forcing Kimchi back against the cage.#BC2#
Kimchi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kimchi cracks Kay with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Korean Kimchi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kimchi feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kays jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kay walks into a stiff left hand from Kimchi.#T4#
Kimchi lands with a cross.
Kimchi defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kay.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brandon Kay. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kimchi misses with a wild combination.
Kimchi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kimchi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kimchi slaps away a takedown attempt from Kay, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Kay shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kimchi sprawls well. Kimchi wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kay gets slowly back to his feet.
Kay misses with a takedown attempt
and Kimchi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kimchi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kimchi lunges at Kay with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kay's hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Korean Kimchi dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Kay shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kay shoots for a takedown but Kimchi saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kimchi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kay takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kay changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kimchi tries to avoid it but Kay manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kimchi to the ground. Kimchi escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Kimchi connects with a looping right hand.
Kimchi lands a nice shot that snaps Kay's head back.
Kay closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kay moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kimchi cracks Kay with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Kay tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Kimchi pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Kay is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Korean Kimchi!
Korean Kimchi thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: NJMMA XS 5     
Date:   Jul 21, 2018
#R1#
Embalmer misses with a hook. Burger ducked under it nicely.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Embalmer has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Burger scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Burger shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Embalmer but Embalmer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
No luck for Burger with that takedown attempt.
Embalmer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Embalmer jabs at Burger's body.
Embalmer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Burger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Burger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Embalmer moves away.
And Embalmer tries to counter it with a takedown but Burger pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Burger has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brazilian Burger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Embalmer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Egyptian Embalmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Embalmer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Embalmer throws a hook but Burger avoids it easily.
Burger stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Embalmer misses the jab.
Burger shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Embalmer defends it nicely.
Embalmer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CUT2#
It looks like Brazilian Burger has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#T1#
Embalmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Burger manages to avoid it.#TD#
Burger shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Burger was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Embalmer takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Embalmer is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Burger has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Embalmer defending against the ground and pound.
Burger working away.
Burger connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Embalmer some visible discomfort.
Embalmer is trying to buck Burger off.#SUB#
Burger is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Embalmer has escaped the position, nice work there.
Burger trying to control the position but Embalmer is working away. #SUB#
Burger has hold of Embalmer's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Embalmer tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Burger cranks the arm and Embalmer screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Embalmer, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Brazilian Burger!
Our winner, Brazilian Burger, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Egyptian Embalmer stepped up to the mic, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: NJMMA XS 5     
Date:   Jul 21, 2018
#R1#
God lands a nice shot to the body.
God lands a really nice looking cross but Sight seems unphased.
God throws a body punch but Sight moves out of range.
Sight fails to land with a series of punches.
God connects with a looping right hand.
God fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Sight looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
God lands a nice shot that snaps Sight's head back.
God slips under a jab from Sight.
It seemed like God was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Some wild striking there from Sight.
God stalks Sight and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Sight's face. Sight staggers backwards, shaken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
God slips under a jab.
God throws a body shot but no joy.
God lands a nice hook to Sight's body. Sight takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
God pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
God loads up on a big right hand but Sight slips the punch.
God misses the jab.#T1#
God misses with a looping left.
A punch combination from Sight misses.
God uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sight.
God digs a good hook to Sight's body.
A swing and a miss from Sight.
God slips a jab from Sight.
Sight avoids the body shot from God.
Sight throws a nice looking combination but God bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
God defending well as Sight loads up on a big left hand.
Sight keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sight connects with a jab.
God stuffs the takedown.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from God! But no joy.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts God, as that shot connected.
Sight tries a head kick but it misses.
God fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sight lands a two punch combo. #CUT#
It looks like Greek God has been cut.#T2#
God lands with a nice body punch.
Donk. God catches Sight right on the button with a cross.
A swing and a miss from Sight.
God is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Sight scores with a jab.
God scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Sight ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sight defending well as God loads up on a big left hand.
God throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sight ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice sprawl there from God as Sight shoots in.
God bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sight's head.
God pounces like a tiger and cracks Sight with a vicious hook! Sight is down but not out! God follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Greek God!
During a confident post fight interview, Greek God thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: NJMMA 64     
Date:   Jul 21, 2018
#R1#
Hotdog dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hotdog scores with a jab. Demento acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Damien Demento has been cut.
Demento scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Demento tries for a takedown but Hotdog sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Demento tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hotdog counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hotdog smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hungarian Hotdog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hotdog moves into range and connects with a jab.
Demento ducks under a wild hook from Hotdog.
Demento appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hotdog throws a body shot but no joy.
Demento half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Demento moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Demento avoids the body shot from Hotdog. #TD#
Demento shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Hotdog napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Demento looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Hotdog is avoiding damage well. #T1#
Hotdog is looking for a sweep.
Hotdog is not content to let Demento control the position.
Hotdog told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Demento connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Hotdog some visible discomfort.
Hotdog is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Demento is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Demento unloads with some shots from mount but Hotdog bucks and avoids them well.
We've been hearing good reports from Demento's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Demento looking to control but Hotdog is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Hotdog is bucking up trying to escape but Demento cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Hotdog is looking to improve his position but Demento isn't that keen on the idea.
Demento has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hotdog keeps trying to improve his position.
Demento landing strikes from the mount.
Hotdog can't escape the position. #T2#
Hotdog is bucking up trying to escape but Demento cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Demento in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Demento trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hotdog can't escape the position.
Demento lands a heavy elbow.
Demento raining down hammerfists from mount.#ROC#
Hotdog is rocked!
Demento trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hotdog is still in real trouble! Can Demento finish him?
Hotdog is looking to improve his position but Demento isn't that keen on the idea.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Demento raining down shots from the mount!
A big strike lands for Demento! That's really hurt Hotdog and he's turned his back - Demento keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Demento jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Damien Demento!
After winning the bout, Damien Demento thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Hungarian Hotdog spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: NJMMA 63 - Sheedy vs Omen 3     
Date:   Jul 14, 2018
#R1#
Buckshank scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#CUT2#
It looks like Liechtensteiner Lotus has been cut.
Buckshank throws a body punch but Lotus moves out of range.
Lotus ducks under a wild hook from Buckshank.
Buckshank throws a hook but Lotus blocks it.
Lotus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Buckshank.
Ozamataz Buckshank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Buckshank swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Buckshank just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Lotus misses.
Lotus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Buckshank moves away.
Lotus blocks a jab.
Lotus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Buckshank throws out the jab.
Lotus looks to land a left hand but Buckshank moved out of range nicely.
Lotus lands with a nice body punch.
Buckshank throws an off balance right hand
and Lotus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Buckshank avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Buckshank loads up on a big right hand but Lotus slips the punch.
Lotus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Buckshank is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lotus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lotus fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Buckshank on the side of the head.
Buckshank looks to land a right hand but Lotus moved out of range.
Lotus is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T1#
Buckshank throws an off balance right hand
and Lotus counters with a straight right hand.
Buckshank displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lotus throws out the jab.
A jab from Lotus finds it's way through Buckshank's defenses.
Nice uppercut there from Buckshank.#CL#
Lotus pushes Buckshank up against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from Lotus - that landed with a thud.
Buckshank looks winded!
Lotus lands with a right to the head.
Lotus swings wildly with an uppercut but Buckshank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lotus tries to throw a body punch but Buckshank avoids it by throwing Lotus back against the cage.
Buckshank is trying to break free.
Lotus lands a left hand.
Buckshank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Buckshank is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A short left from Lotus. #T2#
Buckshank stalls.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC#
Lotus breaks the clinch.
Buckshank throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lotus cracks Buckshank with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lotus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Buckshank. Lotus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lotus throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #KD#
Lotus feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Buckshank sprawling to the canvas! Buckshank rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Lotus finish him?! #ROC#
Buckshank is rocked!
Lotus throws an uppercut from hell that sends Buckshank clean off his feet! He's out cold! Lotus stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liechtensteiner Lotus!
A very excited looking Liechtensteiner Lotus made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: SyFi 71     
Date:   Jul 01, 2018
#R1#
The fighters circling - Anderson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Muslim throws out a loose jab but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anderson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Muslim stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Muslim wants it to stay on the feet.
Muslim throwing a counter right hand but Anderson manages to avoid it.
Arn Anderson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderson throws a jab but it's blocked by Muslim.
Muslim connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Anderson's hands.
We've been told by Muslim's head coaches at Russian Bears Training Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Muslim looks to land a left hand but Anderson moved out of range nicely.
Nice shot lands for Muslim.
Muslim catches Anderson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Muslim is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muslim just misses with a punch to the body.
Muslim ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anderson moves away.
Anderson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Muslim counter with a right hand.
Anderson throws a poor cross that misses
and Muslim counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Anderson slips under a jab.#T1##TD2#
Muslim gets caught napping as Anderson dives in and scores a takedown. Muslim manages to retain guard.
Muslim will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Anderson working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.#SUB#
Muslim looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Anderson passes into side control. #SUB2#
Anderson tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Anderson has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Muslim is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Muslim isn't going anywhere.
Anderson sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Muslim is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position. #SUB2#
Anderson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Muslim has escaped the position, nice work there.
Muslim tries to bench press Anderson off him but Anderson keeps the position. #T2##SUB2#
Anderson tries for a kimura but Muslim is defending well.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Muslim wants to control but Anderson postures up.
Muslim has one of Anderson's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.#SUB2#
Anderson is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Muslim looks calm but he's in trouble here. Anderson gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Muslim is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Anderson lets go of the hold and Muslim can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Arn Anderson!
Arn Anderson is the new super heavyweight champion!
An intense looking Arn Anderson took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'The ANDERSON ERA is IN FULL EFFECT!!! MUSLIM WHATEVER I DESTROYED YOUR PUSSYS ASS.....WHO IS NEXT??!!!'.
Mongolian Muslim spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: NJMMA 62     
Date:   Jun 30, 2018
#R1#
Jensen misses with a two punch combination.
It looked like Icecapades wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jensen has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Icecapades is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Icecapades bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jensen tries to move into range but Icecapades moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jensen pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Icecapades back to the cage. Jensen follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.#CUT2#
It looks like Indian Icecapades has been cut.
Jensen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Icecapades has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jensen.
Jensen shoots in for a double leg but Icecapades sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Icecapades lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Icecapades. Jensen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jensen looks to land a combination but Icecapades avoids it well.
Icecapades swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Icecapades throws a body shot but no joy.
Icecapades misses with a wild body shot.
Jensen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Icecapades works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#ROC#
Jensen is rocked!
Icecapades lands with a nice body punch.
Jensen is still on wobbly legs! Can Icecapades finish him?#T1#
Icecapades keeps the fight on the outside.
Icecapades digs a good hook to Jensen's body.
Icecapades tests Jensen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Icecapades swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jensen counters with a body kick.
Icecapades throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Icecapades cracks Jensen with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Jensen tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Icecapades pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Jensen is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Indian Icecapades!
A relieved looking Indian Icecapades thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: NJMMA 62     
Date:   Jun 30, 2018
#R1#
Paddington misses with a hook
and Jam counters with a straight right hand.
Paddington misses the jab.
Paddington misses with a straight right.
Paddington throws a jab when Jam was well out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jam! But no joy.
Jam uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jam swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Paddington throws an overhand right that lands on Jam's shoulder, as Jam tries to avoid the shot.
Jam moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Paddington with a nice cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jam takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
David Paddington seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jam connects with a body shot.
Paddington bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Paddington misses the target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jam throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T1#
Jam throws an overhand right that lands on Paddington's shoulder, as Paddington tries to avoid the shot.
Jamaican Jam is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Paddington doesn't manage to clinch there - Jam circles away.
Paddington throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jam sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A little jabbing left from Jam on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jam uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Paddington.
Paddington throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jam sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Paddington misses with a right hand
and Jam counters with a straight right hand.
Paddington takes one on the button.
Jam slips a straight right by Paddington.
A left and a right from Paddington both land. Nice combination.
Jam moves away from the strike by Paddington.
Jam throws a hook but Paddington blocks it.
As Jam tries to get set, Paddington tries to push him back and clinch up but Jam manages to avoid the attempt.#TD#
Paddington shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jam is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.#T2#
Jam is looking to improve his position.
Paddington throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Paddington working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Paddington wants to pass the guard but Jam is defending well. #SUB#
Paddington is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jam has managed to free his arm - good work.
Paddington not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jam is trying to stand up here but Paddington is controlling him well. #T3##SUB#
Paddington is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Jam doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Paddington.
Jam is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Paddington passes the guard and advances to mount!
Jam keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Paddington throws some wild stikes that Jam manages to avoid easily. #SUB#
Paddington working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Jam turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Paddington off and cradles Jam's limp body as Paddington celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). David Paddington!
The defeated Jamaican Jam had this to say: 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: NJMMA Friday Night Fights 8     
Date:   Jun 29, 2018
#R1#
Kimchi misses with a looping left.
Bebe shoots in for a double leg but Kimchi sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
An attempted straight right counter from Kimchi misses the target.
Nice shot by Kimchi.
Kimchi punishes Bebe's body with a nice straight punch.
Kimchi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bebe momentarily. #TD2#
Bebe decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Bebe is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Kimchi sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Bebe is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Bebe works his way into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kimchi tries to improve position but can't.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
You can see the frustration on Kimchi's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kimchi is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Bebe is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Kimchi has escaped the position, nice work there.
Kimchi on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kimchi tries to get out of the position.#T1#
Bebe trying to control the action but Kimchi is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Bebe goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Kimchi rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Bebe's guard! Nice work there by Kimchi!
Bebe looking for a sweep. Not yet Bebe, not yet. #SUB2#
Bebe working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kimchi doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kimchi manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Kimchi wants to stand but Bebe has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Kimchi engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #T2#
Kimchi's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#SUB2#
Bebe looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kimchi looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Bebe looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kimchi not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Kimchi is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Russian Bears Training Center that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Kimchi wants to get up but he can't break Bebe's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #T3#
Kimchi is stalling in the full guard. #SUB2#
Bebe has his feet on Kimchi's thighs here. He's pushed Kimchi off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Kimchi screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Robert Bebe!
Robert Bebe bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Korean Kimchi spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

Event: Beach Fights 35     
Date:   Jun 29, 2018
#R1#
Nougat ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Walker moves away.
It seemed like Walker was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Walker defending well as Nougat loads up on a big left hand.
Norwegian Nougat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nougat connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nougat scores with a shot to the body.
Nougat steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Walker .
Walker avoids the body shot from Nougat.
Nougat misses with a straight right.
Walker looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nougat misses with a straight left.
Nougat jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nougat throws a body punch but Walker moves out of range.
Walker just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Nougat darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Walker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nougat.
Walker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nougat throws out the jab.
Walker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Walker moves out of range as Nougat strikes.
Nougat has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Walker throws out a loose jab but Nougat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Walker attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.#T1#
Walker misses with a few strikes there.
Nougat throws a looping overhand right but Walker ducks down to avoid it.
Nougat misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Walker .
Walker looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Walker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nougat moves away.
Nougat throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Walker to counter with a crisp jab.
Walker tests Nougat's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nougat missing with a left hand there. Walker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nougat cracks Walker with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nougat misses with a hook
and Walker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nougat fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Walker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nougat takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nougat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Walker scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nougat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Walker ! But no joy.
Nougat scores with a jab to the body.
Walker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A quick step to the side and Nougat tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#T2#
Nougat throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Walker throws a lazy right hand but Nougat sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Walker swinging wildly here.
It looked like Nougat was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Walker .
Walker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nougat.
A little jabbing left from Walker on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nougat misses with a hook
and Walker counters with a three punch combo that has Nougat backing up. Nougat nods at Walker to acknowledge the strikes.
Nougat takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Walker lands with an uppercut that bounces Nougat off the cage and back into range.
Walker lands a two punch combo. #ROC2#
Nougat is rocked!
Nougat looks up at the clock. Bad move! Walker lands a right hand from hell, dropping Nougat. Walker pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam Walker !
Adam Walker thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: NJMMA 61     
Date:   Jun 23, 2018
#R1#
Jab, jab by Burger - just one landing.
Burger slips a straight right by Yonic.
Brazilian Burger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Burger closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Yonic keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Burger is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Yonic tries to roll over but Burger keeps him under control.
Yonic has hold of Burger's hands but Burger slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#ROC#
Yonic is rocked!#SUB#
Burger is looking for a kimura here.
Yonic wants to improve his position but Burger is controlling well.
Burger looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Yonic is trying to get back to full guard.
Burger working Yonic over with strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burger throwing shots but Yonic is blocking nicely. #T1#
Yonic blocking the ground and pound attempt from Burger.
Burger has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Burger is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB#
Burger is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Yonic is just riding it out for now. Burger eventually gives up the hold.
Yonic felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Yonic is trying to control but can't. #SUB#
Burger is looking for a kimura here.
Yonic is trying to maintain the position but Burger is very close to passing his half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Yonic has hold of Burger's hands but Burger slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Yonic has his hands clasped together around Burger's back. He's all about the action.
Burger will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Nice strikes from Burger there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yonic is controlling Burger's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Burger drops an elbow to the side of Yonic's head.
Yonic wants to control but Burger is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Yonic is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Burger pulls his head out easily.
Yonic has hold of Burger's hands but Burger slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Yonic is still in real trouble! Can Burger finish him?
Burger lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #SUB#
Burger is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Yonic has managed to free his arm - good work. #T3#
Yonic is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Burger scores with a couple of nice shots.
Burger lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Yonic! More strikes land and this one is all over! Burger jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brazilian Burger!
A victorious Brazilian Burger thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: NJMMA Friday Night Fights 7     
Date:   Jun 22, 2018
#R1#
Hotdog swats away the attempt to clinch by Bunny.
Hotdog swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bunny avoids the body shot from Hotdog.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bunny looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hotdog connects with a body shot that sends Bunny's belly button to the back.
Hotdog avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bunny slips a jab from Hotdog.
Hotdog lands a jab-cross combination.
Hotdog paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Hotdog ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hotdog waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bunny.
Bunny tries to clinch there but Hotdog circles away.
Hotdog scores with a shot to the body.
Bunny moves out of range as Hotdog strikes.
Bunny was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bunny tries to close the distance and clinch but Hotdog swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hotdog throws a lazy right hand but Bunny sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Bunny on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bunny fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hotdog fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bunny on the side of the head.#T1#
Bunny closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hotdog counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hotdog digs a good body shot into Bunny's ribs.
Bunny tries to clinch there but Hotdog circles away.
Hotdog uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bunny.
Hotdog has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Bunny is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Bunny doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bunny throws out a powerful jab.
Hotdog misses the jab.
Hotdog getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hotdog lands a jab to Bunny's midsection.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bunny looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hotdog throws a looping overhand right but Bunny ducks down to avoid it.
Bunny closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hotdog counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hotdog connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bunny's hands.#T2#
Hotdog scores with a punch to the head.
A jab from Hotdog misses. #CL#
Bunny instigates a clinch.
Bunny throws a head punch that misses.
Good body shot from Bunny.
Bunny lands a hook that snaps the head of Hotdog backwards.
Bunny tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bunny tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hotdog's elbow.
Bunny prevents a body shot from Hotdog.
Hotdog misses with a body punch.
Hotdog wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hotdog misses with a body punch.
Bunny blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hotdog is trying to push Bunny away but Bunny has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch on the inside from Bunny fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Bunny fails to land.
Bunny throws a punch but it's blocked by Hotdog. #T3#
Hotdog fails to pull guard.
Bunny misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hotdog lands a body shot in the clinch. #BC2#
Hotdog manages to break the clinch.
Bunny is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hotdog jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hotdog lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hotdog swats away the attempt to clinch by Bunny.
A big left from Hotdog misses.
Hotdog is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bunny had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Bunny takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bunny avoids the body shot from Hotdog.
Bunny tries to clinch but Hotdog moves out of range.
Hotdog looks to score with a jab to the body but Bunny is just out of range.
Bunny lands a slapping body shot.
Bunny tries to clinch but Hotdog moves out of range.
Suicide Bunny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hotdog scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bunny in his tracks. #T4#
Hotdog swats away the attempt to clinch by Bunny.
Bunny smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bunny takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bunny slips under a jab from Hotdog.#CL#
Bunny closes the distance and clinches. #BC2#
Hotdog's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bunny steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hotdog.
Hotdog avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bunny tries to clinch
letting Hotdog counter with a right hand.
Bunny tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hotdog counters with a stiff right hand.
Bunny is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A jab from Hotdog misses.
Bunny is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bunny tries to clinch up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hungarian Hotdog dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Hotdog misses the jab.
Hotdog scores with a decent looking hook.
Hotdog fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bunny looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bunny tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hotdog counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bunny thinking.
Bunny closes the distance but Hotdog moves to the side
and Hotdog counters with a stiff right hand.
Bunny tries to clinch up.
Hotdog has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bunny tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hotdog manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hotdog appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hotdog cracks Bunny with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bunny is looking to clinch but Hotdog is avoiding it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#KD2#
Hotdog drops Bunny with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bunny looks back up at him and smiles so Hotdog waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC2#
Bunny is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hotdog closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Bunny out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hungarian Hotdog!
During a confident post fight interview, Hungarian Hotdog thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: NJMMA Friday Night Fights 7     
Date:   Jun 22, 2018
#R1#
Embalmer misses with a takedown attempt
and The Omen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Omen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The Omen stuns Embalmer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#TD#
The Omen gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Embalmer to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The Omen is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Embalmer dives into side control.
We've been hearing that Embalmer has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#REVB#
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
An elbow from Embalmer crashes against the mat.
Embalmer throws an elbow but The Omen slips to the side and avoids it well.
Embalmer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, The Omen has escaped the position, nice work there.
The Omen has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
The Omen is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Embalmer's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Embalmer prevents The Omen from improving his position.#T1#
Embalmer thows a huge punch but The Omen dodges it nicely.
Embalmer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The Omen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for The Omen.
Embalmer won't allow The Omen to sweep him here.
The Omen bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Embalmer's guard. #REVB#
Embalmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but The Omen is one step ahead there.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The Omen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The Omen controls from within his opponent's guard. #T2#
Embalmer keeping moving, preventing The Omen from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Embalmer looking for a guillotine here but The Omen defends easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Embalmer is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB#
Embalmer has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but The Omen can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Embalmer is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. The Omen is aware though and is defending well.
The Omen trying to control the position from guard on top but Embalmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
The Omen sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Embalmer's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Embalmer is not content to let The Omen control the position.
The Omen misses with a head shot. Embalmer uses the momentum to regain guard.
The Omen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Embalmer is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Embalmer is looking for a triangle here but The Omen uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
The Omen throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Embalmer is trying to improve his position.#T4#
The Omen trying to control the action but Embalmer is working from the bottom.
Embalmer throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Embalmer sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Embalmer wants to improve his position but The Omen is controlling well.
The Omen is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Embalmer!
The Omen misses with a head shot.
The Omen content just to control the position here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The Omen trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The Omen throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Damien The Omen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Embalmer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Omen.
Embalmer fails with a takedown attempt.
The Omen throws out a counter right but Embalmer avoids it with no problem.
The Omen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The Omen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Omen wants to clinch up but Embalmer keeps it at a distance.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by The Omen!
The Omen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Embalmer shoots in for a double leg but The Omen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The Omen misses with a straight left.
The Omen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Embalmer throws a hook but The Omen blocks it.
The Omen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice takedown defense from The Omen. No joy for Embalmer on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Egyptian Embalmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Embalmer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Embalmer throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Omen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Embalmer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The Omen throws a right hand that Embalmer ducks under and follows up with a left that Embalmer also avoids with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Omen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Embalmer fails with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Embalmer gets cracked there but stands up to it. #ROC2#
Embalmer is rocked!
The Omen cracks Embalmer with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Embalmer falls to his knees and The Omen doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Damien The Omen!
After winning the bout, Damien The Omen thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Egyptian Embalmer spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.

 

 
 
 
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