Review By Kim Jong-un (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun"
On 14 March, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#468 Curry v Keller event for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the Wombley Arena here in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas
This event hosted a Title fight at 185 pounds between Arthur Curry and Virgil Keller for the Middleweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 3 knockouts and 6 decisions with 1 submission. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "sweaty unshaven encounters". All the tendon-twisting, nose-breaking details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=824286
185 lbs division fight between Nigel "The Spoon" McHughes (154144) and "The American Dragon" Daniel Bryan (186970)
McHughes was an eagle-eyed demon in the standup and landed an amazing 85% of his standing strikes and also got 100% of his takedowns (3). Everything was working like clockwork for McHughes until he got to the ground and thats where it fizzled and splooged....blah yuck. Bryan? Did you say Bryan? Oh yeah...he was there... I could feel the wind...punches and kicks both flapping in the wind and missing 71% of the time, I almost had to turn up my collor...
Results: The 3 judges see the fight slightly different at 28:29/27:30/27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nigel McHughes!
145 lbs pounds division fight between Danny White (229844) and Jeff Gorden (143166)
White landed around 50% of his standing strikes but his clinchwork flat SUCKED. Between the 17 takedown attempts totalled between the two...it was mostly amazing how LITTLE time was spent on the ground.
Results: All 3 judges see it a close fight at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Danny White!
265+ lbs division fight between Giordano "The Truth" Bruno (177363) and "Lucky" Salvatore Lucania (178877)
Lucania showed excellent Muay Thai skills and was landing more of his kicks and knees than his punches. Bruno wasnt napping however, he was on his own mission and it was being lethally administered with over 50% of his standing strikes landing. In the clinch was where Bruno was not doing well against that Muay Thai attack. Excellent fight. WAAHAAAA !!!
Results: We have a judge-twister scores at 29:28/28:29/29:28 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Giordano Bruno!
185 lbs division fight between Hector "Hammerhead" Williams (151289) and Craig Rave (78157)
Well they came out and danced a few steps and then Williams lands a big head kick that sends Rave tumbling to the mat! Williams waves Rave back to his feet and BOOM! Williams lands a beautiful left hook that drops Rave again. Rave tries to recover but Williams is landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Rave lies motionless on the canvas. B-R-U-T-A-L. WAAHAAAAAA !!!! omg that was a nasty display of "thumping arse"
Results: After 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hector Williams!
205 lbs division fight between Marko Torturo (54639) and Cormac Gutz (161532)
What a WAR. This was a standup battle with everything flying from both fighters. Head, leg, body kick and punches, even combos from both men and in the clinch...its all punches. No Muay Thai to be seen...
Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marko Torturo!
170 lbs division fight between "The Brown Norge" Jurmas Uusisto (138062) and "Dai tuong" Phan Tran Le (162219)
Its all Uusisto imposing his will and getting takedowns and submission work and in the 3rd round Uusisto scores with a jab to the head, and Le is rocked! But Le manages to hang in there and Uusisto just continues to dominate him with takedown/submission work and generally "punked him out". Handled him like a dolly...
Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jurmas Uusisto!
185 lbs division fight between "Ill" Illias Illiadis (192937) and Sepp "Sub" Maier (86796)
36 submission wins speaks volumes, and what speakes even louder is when a fighter with only 3 submission wins, wins by submission, versus an old veteran with 36 submission wins experience. WOW...I smell a bright future.....
Yep, that speaks loudly. Illiadis just put some submission schooling on the old master and beaten Sepp "Sub" Maier at his own game. Im hearing that loudly.... WAAAHAAAAA !!!
Results: After 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Illias Illiadis! Illiadis was awarded "Sub of the night".
185 lbs division fight between Charlie "Darkness" Murphy (152460) and "The Lion Of Matema" Baraka Simengwa (192358)
Results: After 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie Murphy!
170 lbs division fight between Renan St Juste (102580) and "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (159898)
Snuka seemed the more aggressive but St Juste was landing his shots as well, picking away and countering Snukas wild striking. Snuka throwing alot of combinations and St Juste picking his shots and making them count...and thats exactly how the fight ends. St Juste trading jabs, rocks Snuka, and next thing u know Snuka face plants. WAAAHAAAAA !!! That was LOVELY !
Results: After 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Renan St Juste! Renan St Juste was awarded "KO of the night".
185 lbs division TITLE fight between "King of the Seven Seas" Arthur Curry (92326) and "Vodoo Child" Virgil Keller (178804)
Smack in the beginning, Keller pisses Curry off with a nicely landed straight right hand. Curry goes ballistic and swarms Keller and has the referee watching closely as he lands some big shots. 2nd round, both men still ocassionally kicking and Curry landing the best shots including starting the 3rd round with a good leg kick. Curry and Kelly BOTH kicking with Kelly using counter-moves, and is rewarded by a crotch-shot from Curry late in the round. Excellent performance by both men but the round likely went to Curry. 4th round, again Curry starts the round by landing a kick on his favorite kick-toy Keller. And continues to land shots and Keller counters and defends. Then Keller is cut by a head-kick and the fight is turning into a beatdown...as Keller is tired and Curry is picking up the pace. Round 5, starts a bit differently as Curry rushes into a clinch which Keller wont stand for and its back to standing war and they are both going at it. Curry using countermoves and landing shots as the fight ends. EXCELLENT FIGHT ! WAAAHAAAA !!!
Results: Ever notice how few title fights go the distance? Judges see the fight slightly different at 49:46/50:46/50:45 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Arthur Curry! Arthur Curry retains his middleweight title! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night".
This review of blood-froth and twisted lungs has been brought to you by the ever-lovable Nuke-stroking Screamun Koreaun, Kim Jong-un (102643) WAAAHAAAAA WAAA !
