A Major Feud in the MMAFC

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After Devon Croth beat David Abbott Jr at MMAFC 17, everyone thought it was just another battle between two budding stars. However it got personal in a hurry when Mr. Cropper (David Abbott Jr's manager) contacted MMAFC owner Chad Slone to say this "David Abbott guarantees Devon Crotch  will not win the rematch and his manager Mr Cropper will even put 10k on the line if Devon Crotch  wins just to entice him to accept a rematch." MMAFC owner Chad Slone than let the world know what Mr. Cropper had to say. It was soon answered by a video released by Sawyer Harris (Devon Crotch's manager):

The camera fades in on a smiling Sawyer Harris, his grey hair slicked back, his overly white, obviously perfectly capped teeth gleaming in the camera light

Howdy Y'all! Sawyer Harris here, with my man Devon Crotch! Crotch, we have received a challenge. A rude one I might add, from that Train fella. He's mighty sore you whupped him, and has GAR-UAN-TEEEED to put up 10k of his own money if you beat him again. Whatcha say to THAT Crotcher?

(Devon Crotch is laying on a chair, cut, but smiling, with a Natural light clenched in his fist)

Yeah, he left a message on my phone, crying and bitchin' about wantin' to fight me again. Where I'm from...Texas...WOOOOO! A man stands up and fights. He wins, he loses, but he accepts it like a MAN. Abott's just a whiny bitch! I took that boy to school and snapped his win streak, and then he calls an cusses me out. Fine. I don't care. But iffin he wants to fight the CROTCH again, he'll hafta PAY ME for the PRIVILEGE. So, if he sends that money he swears he'll put up if he loses to you, THEN I'll fight. 10k. That's how I roll.

Wooooo!!!! Hey Abott, do ya feel THAT? That's the CROTCH UP IN THAT ASS!!!!!

WOOOO!!!!!!!

WOOOO!!!!!

TEXAS!!!!

(Sawyer comes back into the shot)

Well, I guess you heard him. You wanna fight, pay up or shut up.

(The camera fades out to the sounds of Devon drinking and yelling 'Wooo!' at the top of his lungs.)

The Question now will be which fighter will blink first and will we get to see this rematch? Only time will tell but all fans of the MMAFC are now interested in seeing these guys go at it again!

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