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King of the Cage I

Event Review: King Of The Cage - I
Evil Empire - Throwdown
2012-12-01, Sydney, The Underground - Sydney
Attendance:1,000, Event Rating:98
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Ok you bums, let me break this thing down real quick for everyone so I can get back to my advil/vodka hangover remedy. This is the second card this organization has put on and what a blast it was. Once again, not a single decision fight! The fans are absolutely enjoying these fights put on almost as much as I enjoy getting fellatio in the bathroom during breaks.

Anyways, here is how the fights went!

Preliminary Card:

Roland Po (2-0-0) def. Gerard "The Dreamcatcher" Mousasi (5-5-0)
This fight had Po utilizing his superior boxing to put on a bloody show. Mousasi could not get the fight to the ground and got blasted for his efforts.

Tariq Hassan Hussain (3-8-0) def. Lyoto "The Last Samurai" Machida (0-1-0)
What the hell happened Machida? You got knocked out in 5 seconds! Nothing else to say other than he should go down to Mexico, buy an iron jaw, and get it surgically implanted because Hussain just made KoTC history with that one!

IRon Stomach (1-0-0) def. Tim "Rambo" Pearmine (1-5-0)
I am not sure what Stomach's idea was coming into this fight. He had to have known he was going up against a better grappler and yet he still tried to take him down. He got submitted for his troubles. Nice win Stomach!

"The Mauler" Alexander Gustafsson (1-0-0) def. Demetrius "Diesel" Alvarez (0-1-0)
From the looks of it Gustafsson really put in work on his takedown defense in this fight. He was then able to show his prowess as a boxer and put Alvarez to sleep courtesy of a beautiful uppercut.

Main Card:

Andile Tyson (1-0-0) def. James "Bubba" King (1-5-0)
First off, King you just started learning what grappling is...and you shot for a takedown? Throw your hands!!! Anyways, congrats to Tyson for putting this fight where he was in control and dominating it from start to finish. Nice win

Diablo "Stone Hands" Chang (1-0-0) def. Mychal "Semi" Callahan (2-3-0)
Chang really showed his dominance on the ground in this fight. But what really impressed me and the extremely loud crowd was when he knocked him out standing up. What a way to put your stamp on the division and let all the boxers know that you are not one to take lightly.

"Uncle Creepy" Uther Champy (1-0-0) def. Brendon "Cannonball" Scott (1-3-0)
Scott really got manhandled in this fight. His lack of ground game is not going to win him any fights when he comes up against guys like Champy who are just too experienced for him. Good win for Champy in this one!

Buster Cherry (2-0-0) def. Peanut Butter (1-2-0)
A late addition to the card ends up getting FOT honors. This fight was very exciting to watch as they were both very good on the ground. The biggest difference in this fight is probably going to be that Cherry was willing to throw his hands on Butter a lot where Butter just wanted to work his transitions and never really got offensive. The best defense is a good offense and Cherry proved that in this fight.

"Meathead" Matt Mitrione (5-2-0) def. Tom "JR" Green (4-5-0)
I know that Christmas is right around the corner but who would have guessed that Green was just going to offer himself as an early present to Mitrione. He takes down the Abu Dhabi champion and just sits in his guard. Excellent display of bottom grappling by Mitrione in this fight! We may just see him getting a title shot in the near future.

Mark Sutter (11-6-0) def. Abreham Killyousovizh (24-10-0)
We all knew this fight was going to be an absolute bombshell. Sutter was getting picked apart a bit on the feet early but managed to secure a takedown and mount Abreham. From there Abreham just could not get back to his feet and ended up taking some nasty shots before having to cover up and the ref calling the fight. Absolutely entertaining fight and a well deserved win for Sutter.

Congratulations for all the award winners in this fight. And to Hussain for making history with his 5 second knockout. There is no reason to believe that these cards this organization is putting on will stop being so entertaining. For those of you who won go party it up and spend that hard earned money. For those who lost...forget about it over a bottle of something strong and get back to work!

Cheers

 

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